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Scotty Rap November 2017

Dino Rap

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The Dinosaur Rap
Written by Coma Niddy  - www.comaniddy.com
Fact checked by Brian Switek Twitter: Laelaps

Instrumental by Trixx Music - www.trixxmusic.com

Lyrics

[Intro]
It’s adventure time in Paleohistory
We’re going to learn Dinosaur names and what they all mean
All of these creatures once ruled our planet
And then out of nowhere, BOOM,they vanished

[Verse]
Allosaurus was pretty vicious 
And it’s name means this Dinosaur was different
Velociraptors are full of mischief
That’s why their name means that they’re swift thieves
The T Rex was the fiercest one around
King Ruler Dinosaur deserves a crown!
Saurolophus means near crest
Making a duck face before the internet
The Troodon had a wounding tooth
Although it’s serrated we debate its use
The Stegosaurus was the first to raise the roof
Plates on its back we debate those too

[Chorus]
It all seems absurd
They once ruled the Earth
We have chickens and birds
Nature threw a curve
Now what can we all learn
Evidence that we observe
The clues they leave behind
Of The Land Before Time

Dinosaurs means Terrible Lizards
But to me they’re misunderstood creatures
Dinosaurs means Terrible Lizards
But to me they’re misunderstood creatures


[Verse 2]
Sauropods were largest of them all
Imagine buying shoes for that foot at the mall
Therapod is greek for beast feet
Some of them are herbivores most of them eat meat
Ornithopod is greek is bird feet
All of these dinosaurs had horny beaks
Ceratopsid means a horn face
Possibly for defense possibly to find a date
Pterosaur Winged Lizard
Ichthyosaur Fish Lizard
Plesiosaur Near Lizard
Mosasaur River Lizard
Too bad none of these are really Dinosaurs
You have to live on land to be a Dinosaur

[Chorus]
It all seems absurd
They once ruled the Earth
We have chickens and birds
Nature threw a curve
Now what can we all learn
Evidence that we observe
The clues they leave behind
Of The Land Before Time

Dinosaurs means Terrible Lizards
But to me they’re misunderstood creatures
Dinosaurs means Terrible Lizards
But to me they’re misunderstood creatures

Dinosaur Rap

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Megalithic Symphony

Sail

Eminem Till i collapse

Eminem - lose yourself

PAYDAY 2 Soundtrack- This Is Our Time (CRIMEFEST SITE OLD HOXTON BREAKOUT THEME)

The nerdiest hardcore dino song on the planet!

Love Dinos (Parody of Coco by OT Genasis)

written & performed by 
Coma Niddy  - http://www.youtube.com/comaniddy
Dustin Growick - http://instagram.com/dinosaurwhisperer

instrumental by
Cláudio Beats
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzVjGws29Pi5QKVusxOXhww


[Hook: Coma Niddy]
I’m in love with the Dinos (Dinos)
Jurassic World looks so so (Chris Pratt though)
But I’ll probably still see it though (see it though)
‘Cause I’m in love with Dinos (Dinos)

I’m in love with the Dinos (Dinos)
But I’m kinda glad they’re gone though (why though)
It made room for us Homos (sapiens)
But I still got love for the Dinos

[Verse: Coma Niddy]
T. rex is so cliche’ (yea)
Stegosaurus was yesterday (uh-huh)
Seems to me, that Dino popularity
Depends on how long they been on the big screen (say what)
Don’t let the movies fool you
These other dinosaurs cool too
You gotta tune to YouTube 
Or go to google
If you want to hear these Dinosaur Gurus
Saltasaurus was covered in bones (bones)
Got that armor head to toe (toe)
Sinosauropteryx was a proto
Covered in feathers, world went loco
Therizinosaurus claws like whoa (whoa)
Just one swipe there goes your throat
No need to worry though, ‘cause it ate it’s vegetables
Just goes to show that anything is possible

[Refrain: Coma Niddy]
Coprolite, I got that coprolite 
Coprolite, I got that coprolite (woop woop woop woop)
That’s fossilized Dino doo doo (woop woop woop woop)
And now you’re thinking Coma Niddy is coo coo

[Hook: Dustin]
I’m in love with that Dino (for real) 
Come between us that’s a no-no (nu-uh)
Lots of dinos can’t choose though (playa)
Español Dinosaurio

I’m in love with that Dino (true story)
Think about them on the metro (MTA)
Pick a fave that is loco (tacos) 
This is me eating Froyo (lactose)

[Verse: Dustin] 
Styracosaurus in a photo (dino selfie)
Frill-spikes count them ocho (thats 8) 
See the saurus Argentino (Messi)
Weighed like 80 grand in kilos (that’s pretty big)
Lots of things that we now know (Paul Sereno)
Asteroid it went blammo 
Birds survived on the low-low (pollo)
Dinosaurs just out your window


We're In Love With the Dinos (ft. Dustin Growick)

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YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG1ROQPvqOI&feature=youtu.be

FNAF 3 It's Time To Die

Exoplanet Wobble

written, produced, & performed by Coma Niddy
http://youtube.com/comaniddy

track by T.R.O.N.
www.tronmuzik.com

Lyrics

[Verse]
Gravity with no hands
Got us here on the ground where we stand
Sun grabs the planets like a dance
That’s what you call a ‘Space Jam’
Earth can’t be the only planet
That has any life on it
The idea we can’t stand it
Maybe there’s life on another planet
Telescope checking that doppler-shift
Looking at the light these stars emit
Seeing that they wink a little bit
Means something must be in their orbit
We found an exoplanet!
Maybe there’s life on it!
The idea is so delighting!
And science is so exciting!

[Hook x2]
When a star winks or bobbles
That’s the exoplanet wobble
When a star winks or bobbles
That’s the exoplanet wobble
When a star winks or bobbles
That’s the exoplanet wobble
We’re looking to the skies
‘Cause we’re about that life

[Verse]
Otto Struve in 1952
Proposed that huge planets like Jupiter 
Could make their stars to move
Doppler shift, red and blue
Information could be used
Then we see that Extrasolar Planets are more than a few!
There’s Epsilon Eridani B
And Gliese 867 D
There’s GJ 1214 B
That’s a Waterworld with oceans deep
55 Cancri e
Mostly diamonds, nifty
Two suns, Kepler 16b
Like a real life Tatooine!

[Hook x2]
When a star winks or bobbles
That’s the exoplanet wobble
When a star winks or bobbles
That’s the exoplanet wobble
When a star winks or bobbles
That’s the exoplanet wobble
We’re looking to the skies
‘Cause we’re about that life

[Bridge]
A universe so large
Filled with so many stars
There has to be life somewhere out there
Using science to scout there
Searching far and wide
I wonder what we’ll find
It’s only a matter of time
And I’m sure it’ll blow our minds!

[Hook x2]
When a star winks or bobbles
That’s the exoplanet wobble
When a star winks or bobbles
That’s the exoplanet wobble
When a star winks or bobbles
That’s the exoplanet wobble
We’re looking to the skies
‘Cause we’re about that life

Exoplanet Wobble

"That's Not A Dinosaur"

Credits

Written & Performed by Coma Niddy
http://www.youtube.com/comaniddy

Written by Emily Graslie
http://www.youtube.com/thebrainscoop

Beat by Last Phase Productions
http://goo.gl/cMBs8v

-Lyrics -

[Hook]
It seems that we have a case of misidentity
So everybody follow me 
Repeat these words respectfully
Don’t mean to hurt your feelings
That’s not a Dinosaur
That’s not a Dinosaur
That’s not a Dinosaur

[Plesiosaur]
Plesiosaur Aquaman couldn't speak
Long neck paddle flippers for feet
Appetite belemnites and ammonites
Long sharp teeth long sharp bite
Lived with the Dinos 'til the end
Distant friends and different
Though they look like one another 
One of these things not like the other
Pleezy swims and Dinos didn’t
Dinos on land and Pleezy isn’t
Pleezy gave birth and Dinos didn’t
Dinos laying eggs and Pleezy isn’t
Pleezy for sheezy believe me 
You’re not a dinosaur
But take a deeper look 
We will see that there is something more!

[Hook]
It seems that we have a case of misidentity
So everybody follow me 
Repeat these words respectfully
Don’t mean to hurt your feelings
That’s not a Dinosaur
That’s not a Dinosaur
That’s not a Dinosaur
It seems that we have a case of misidentity
So everybody follow me 
Repeat these words respectfully
Don’t mean to hurt your feelings
That’s not a Dinosaur
That’s not a Dinosaur
That’s not a Dinosaur

[Pterosaurs]
Pterosaur soared the skies
Pooped on Dinos way up high
Not a Dino or a Birdness 
Absurdness Evolution Convergence
Different creatures similar traits
Because they fly they’re not the same
When it comes to science got to be precise
Got to categorize with more than our eyes
Lived with Dinos all together
Shared same weather old ancestors
Dinos were the ones with feathers
Pterosaur is like whatever
If it flew in ancient times
That’s not a Dinosaur
Take a deeper look 
We will see that there is something more!

[Hook]
It seems that we have a case of misidentity
So everybody follow me 
Repeat these words respectfully
Don’t mean to hurt your feelings
That’s not a Dinosaur
That’s not a Dinosaur
That’s not a Dinosaur
It seems that we have a case of misidentity
So everybody follow me 
Repeat these words respectfully
Don’t mean to hurt your feelings
That’s not a Dinosaur
That’s not a Dinosaur
That’s not a Dinosaur

[Dimetrodon]
Dimetrodon sail curved tall
When it walked its legs were sprawled
People thought it was a lizard
But Dimetrodon’s a wizard!
Synapsid-swag on overload
Dimetrodon on the Earth before the Dinos roamed
The evidence imperative
Using fossils as comparative
Telling us a narrative
Dimetrodon’s our relative 
Share temporal lobes sides of our crowns 
Holes in the skull makes us renowned
Sets us apart from dino-domes
Creature-feature we all should know!

[Hook]
It seems that we have a case of misidentity
So everybody follow me 
Repeat these words respectfully
Don’t mean to hurt your feelings
That’s not a Dinosaur
That’s not a Dinosaur
That’s not a Dinosaur
It seems that we have a case of misidentity
So everybody follow me 
Repeat these words respectfully
Don’t mean to hurt your feelings
That’s not a Dinosaur
That’s not a Dinosaur
That’s not a Dinosaur


That's Not A Dinosaur

"We Luh Ya Pluto"

Made by Coma Niddy
http://www.youtube.com/comaniddy

Beat by Last Phase Productions
http://goo.gl/cMBs8v

Lyrics

[Verse 1 - Quick Review]
Once upon a time in the Kuiper belt
Found planet that made our hearts melt
You know called it Pluto 
Later not a planet squashed like Sumo
Americans were saying 
You’re demoting our favorite
They thought that Tyson was hating
But they were really debating
While the people were raging
Science arranges and changes
Searching for a title
Dwarf Planet was final
Pluto’s so tiny didn’t clear its debris
May be small but changed history
Planets got a new class like it’s next semester
Taught us a lesson, Pluto the  professor!

[Hook x2]
We love you pluto
You changed the game
We love you pluto
Space ain’t been the same
We love you pluto
You’re still the pizza that my momma made
That’s your claim to fame
Can’t forget the name

[Verse 2 - Quirks]
Used to be a Laxative
Pluto Water helps you flow
Found by Accident
And later on a Disney show
Though that may not be intentional
So that info debatable
But Pluto you crazy
Your path is pretty zany
Round and round the Sun you go
Orbit way elliptical
And you and dangle at angle
Sometimes getting crossed with Neptune-tangled
You’re pretty far
Solar system’s smart car
Got “downgraded”
But you raised the bar
So Pluto get ready for your close up
Going to fly by New Horizons 
Dwarf Planet what up?

[Hook x2]
We love you pluto
You changed the game
We love you pluto
Space ain’t been the same
We love you pluto
You’re still the pizza that my momma made
That’s your claim to fame
Can’t forget the name

We Luh Ya Pluto

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Water Bear Don't Care
written by Mike Wilson aka Coma Niddy
http://www.youtube.com/comaniddy

Track by Trixx Music
http://www.trixxmusic.com

Lyrics

[Verse]
Space it’s a dangerous place
Without any atmospheric pressure
Moisture melts off your face
[Melts off your face!]
You’d also have trouble breathing
There’s no air out there
Unsuitable for most living beings
You have about a minute with no suit to survive
Stay out there longer and you can’t be revived
Talking about space
Pretty dangerous
Unsuitable environment for any of us
One exception
Not what you’re expecting
Micro-Organisms that need no protection
Tardigrades
aka Water Bears
They can live anywhere
Earth, space
They don’t care

[Hook]
No atmospheric pressure?
Water Bear Don’t Care
No Oxygen or Air?
Water Bear Don’t Care
Solar Radiation?
Water Bear Don’t Care
Water Bear Don’t Care
Water Bear Don’t Care
No atmospheric pressure?
Water Bear Don’t Care
No Oxygen or Air?
Water Bear Don’t Care
Solar Radiation?
Water Bear Don’t Care
Water Bear Don’t Care
Water Bear Don’t Care

It’s crazy how a creature, can be so small
And be the strongest creature of them all
The bigger they are, the harder they fall
The tardigrade is less than a millimeter tall

[Verse 2]
Look any where on Earth
And you will have no trouble finding them
Water bears survive and thrive
In almost all environments
Extremophiles
They don’t care about the weather!
Water Bear don’t even care about temperature
Katy Perry let the truth be told
Water Bear Don’t Care if it’s Hot or Cold
What if Tardigrades came from another planet?
Traveling through space, Panspermia Transit
Crazy idea. Yes I know
It would be nice to know that we are not alone
If they can live over here and they can live anywhere
It’s possible that there’s life somewhere out there

[Hook]
No atmospheric pressure?
Water Bear Don’t Care
No Oxygen or Air?
Water Bear Don’t Care
Solar Radiation?
Water Bear Don’t Care
Water Bear Don’t Care
Water Bear Don’t Care
No atmospheric pressure?
Water Bear Don’t Care
No Oxygen or Air?
Water Bear Don’t Care
Solar Radiation?
Water Bear Don’t Care
Water Bear Don’t Care
Water Bear Don’t Care

It’s crazy how a creature, can be so small
And be the strongest creature of them all
The bigger they are, the harder they fall
The tardigrade is less than a millimeter tall

[Extended Verse]
Get down like a Water Bear
And act like you don’t care
Get down like a Water Bear
And act like you don’t care
Get down like a Water Bear
And act like you don’t care
Get down like a Water Bear
Because it’s a science party
Science party
It’s a science party
It’s a science party
It’s a science party
I see you watching me
Because you like my moves
I’m like a water bear
I dance to any groove

[Hook]
No atmospheric pressure?
Water Bear Don’t Care
No Oxygen or Air?
Water Bear Don’t Care
Solar Radiation?
Water Bear Don’t Care
Water Bear Don’t Care
Water Bear Don’t Care
No atmospheric pressure?
Water Bear Don’t Care
No Oxygen or Air?
Water Bear Don’t Care
Solar Radiation?
Water Bear Don’t Care
Water Bear Don’t Care
Water Bear Don’t Care

It’s crazy how a creature, can be so small
And be the strongest creature of them all
The bigger they are, the harder they fall
The tardigrade is less than a millimeter tall

Water Bear Don't Care

Hi, I'm Coma Niddy and I make songs that make you think.

Dinosaur Rap

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