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Quarter-Ass Rap Battles is a shitpost rap battle second spin-off of Lame-Ass Rap Battles. More goofy match ups, four bars and one verse each, no announcer, and is likely to have episodes.

Quarter ass rap battles? What’s next? Empty ass rap battles? (uh-oh)

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Vladimyr P. as Satan and Elmo

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ...IDK
SATAN
VERSUS
..ELMO..?
BEGIN?

Satan:
From the depths, raising hell it’s time Satan has risen
Though it seems both Kevin and Ryan made another poor decision
Voicing Elmo and summoning the Devil himself
So I will take this bloody Elf and Knock-him-Off of his shelf
Thinking you can best me? You make the poor kiddies weak
While I drive their bad decisions like ones we shall never speak
I’ll puppeteer this muppet so he’ll end up kicking the bucket
When I press the play button I’d rather hear advice from Sam Pucket
I’ll break your crayons for a seance going above and beyond
Making you another one of my pawns; I’m one you shouldn’t have Spawned
I’m a carbon-copy of no one, you’re a carbon-copy of Mickey
But you really wanna know who you wanna be? It’s Me.

Elmo:
That horrible verse made me wanna Kermit Suicide
I guess you decide who lives or dies but let me be your guide
In 
LaLaLaLa LaLaLaLa
Elmo’s World!

Evil Elmo:
You really thought that you could best the one all children love?
Sorry to break it to you; you’re no goody-goody-2 shoe motherfucker
So why don’t we put on the gloves I’m not one to punch, sucker
But my victory will be greenlit WHEN I MURDER THIS MOTHERFUCKER
Causing Havoc on sesame street no.. THE WHOLE STUDIO
Watchu doin bro? Watchin’ my show so you can what? Learn to flow?
No true form of your mere self couldn’t ever compare to what I bring
I may be the Muppets’ Puppet but in this battle I’ll be pulling the strings
Neither-World wants you because you couldn’t cause any damage
For God’s Sake I’ll make and break this spirit until he gets banished
Weave your way to victory? I’ll cut you like one of my threads
And then your whole kingdom will bow to me when all that is left is your head

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writer: Vlad
Beat Producer: Don Coda
Effects / Mixer: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad
Logo Made by Commander Jacob

I wrote this in an hour lol

Satan vs Elmo. ɹǝʇsᴉuᴉS Rap Battles of ...IDK: Lost Episode

LYRICS 

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IFxWiWDrXj3XxGluxvStjCPF8Z-rqinNu9JTOK-NYsU/edit?usp=sharing

CREDITS

Vladimyr P. as Red
https://soundcloud.com/vladimyr-p
Lexi M. as Charizard
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ
Light as Venasaur
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
Raichous as Blastoise
https://soundcloud.com/kingraichous

Rabi As Kris
garbageGothic as Susie
https://soundcloud.com/garbagegothic
Tuna as Ralsei
https://soundcloud.com/tunattic
GamingPlush64 as Lancer
https://soundcloud.com/gamingplush64
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ

Written by Rabi, B O R K, & GamingPlush64
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok
Mixed by Light
Beat by Dansonn
Thumbnail by Rabi

Red vs. Kris - Rap Battle

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have the monochrome LCD character against the monochrome LSD character; Mr. Game & Watch vs Grey Man. Enjoy!

Raichous as Mr. Game & Watch
Mr. Tibbs (Gridline Studios) as Grey Man

Written by Commander Jacob w/ help from Zawesome
Mixed by Light
Prod. by Marsad Men

-LYRICS-

Game & Watch:
Parachute in to win, it’s an icon you’re fighting, man
This Fire man throws bacon, eggs, and fine raps off a frying pan
Been Ball-ing from the start. Where’ve you been? I can’t tell
As an expert, I can say fame’s something you’ve never handheld
This rapping trampoline lander’s smacking you like a 9 hammer
And your win’s a crazier dream than those of all your programmers
Slenderman in a trench coat? He only has one mode: stalk
Mister, watching your game has got me watching my own clock

Grey Man:
A fat-nosed shadow thinks that he's fit for battle? Boy I'll laugh
When I have him tripping and he still tries to fight with oil cans 
Ring your bell for help! I’m Krueger of the PlayStation
Leaving beats and dreams corrupted. Still think it's an emulation?
Here’s the red Flagman; you’ll get slaughtered just from napping
It’s one of your two functions; learn it’s time to stop rapping
I Violently Diss-strict. The pain won’t leave when you wake up.
Even people who play Smash have forgotten you like a brain flush

Mr. Game & Watch vs Grey Man | Half-Ass Rap Battle #3

Cast:
Armani Sani as Phil
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiabcYVYR341G4Fryu03u0Q

FyxFynn as Eminem


Alanon as the Announcer

Art By: Mason 

Writing By: RobotRoshawn  


Mixed By:
RobotRoshawn


Beat By: vladseen 


AWESOME RAP BATTLES 
PHIL 
VS
THE SLIM SHADY SHOW OR SHOULD I SAY EMINEM
BEGIN!

Phil: 
The nutshack has come back to bring some ass
You think you are the greatest rapper ever? I give you a pass
Your songs don't come close to a killshot
You look like you got beat up at a parking lot
I got my own animated show, while you were part of a crappy movie
You don't have any way to stay groovy
With your bad behavior, you are the monster, Slim
My crew will always hate you, right up to the brim
I've had enough of your shit, I'll never love the way you lie
Your dad abused you so bad, it's like he wanted you to die
Everytime you committed crimes, you lose yourself
Losing your temper is bad for your health

Eminem:
I’m a Godzilla, god killing frauds when they popin off the top grab ya balls and chop em off end this beef but add some broth then force feed this mother fucker while calling ya mom
While I’m  duel wield chainsaws, till your brains gone, “you done son?” not yet ma, I’m busy murdering these wannabe South Park knock offs, I mean my god! Your animation so bad make me want to eat some buck shot,
*clears throat*
Dear Phil,
You nothin but a meme dude, bloody when I beat you, put you in the ground slam the box when I get through, mother, father, daughter, ya whole family gettin killed dude, get ya on your knees like a ho when the rents due, a psycho runnin gunner taking shots until this bitch through, never gonna stop until i run up on ya whole crew, burn ya all to death leaving nothin but sinew, Dwayne gonna have another heart attack asking where the money at when he finally see you.


Phil: 
All you care about from your fans is getting laid, what the hell is wrong with you?
That kind of crap is so wrong, get a clue
You're more annoying than a mockingbird
Eminem, face the facts, that you're nothing more than a dumbass turd

 Oh ok.

Eminem:
Yo Phil why you acting like a pussy Don’t back off
I can see ya real busy Helping your cousin “Jack” off while while riding that “Dickman”, you ok Stan?  Like stop man, sticking your fingers in “cherry pie” oh god damn!

Phil vs The Slim Shady Show (Eminem) - Awesome Rap Battles

idk

CJ as Keyboard
Dusty as Mouse

Written by CJ
Mixed by Dusty
Prod. 2Deep

Keyboard:
I’ll ctrl alt delete to freeze a nerd in the worst way
Cuz tell me, who’s the one typing these lines in the first place
I got this on lock and I’m boutta pop some caps
You may call yourself a mouse, but all I see is a rat

Mouse:
So you're not a piano, but you still think you play hard
Yo my chances of winning are wider than your space bar
Ain’t my type? No shit. You and I just don’t click
Imma leave ya broken. Hope you got my point, kid

Keyboard vs Mouse | Quarter-Ass Rap Battles

In the 2nd installment of Lame-Ass Rap Battles, we have classic vs modern. Simple vs difficult. Circle vs Square. We have Pac-Man against the World’s Hardest Game. Enjoy!

Alex the Beast as Pac-Man
Fightmarker as World's Hardest Game
Written by Commander Jacob (w/ additional help from Mr. Tibbs, Zawesome, and Freshy Kanal)
Mixed by Light
Produced by Allen Kass

[NEW VERSION] Pac-Man vs World's Hardest Game | Lame-Ass Rap Battle #2

LYRICS

Bill Cipher:
(...Woah, now, lemme just cut you off there)
I thought Battle Bytes ended this, why am I back here, producer?!
I see why SoundCloud makers suck; you made me versus THIS loser!
So I’ll leave you trashed and replaced like my bout with Freddy
But I guess you’d be used to that, just checkin’ out your dev team!
I mean, lookin' at these lyrics, and reading your dialogue,
for the con sub of Subcon, you're no arsonist with fire logs!
But I'm used to smokin' pine trees! Conjure your best lines, please
‘Cuz I’ll give ‘ya two and a half minutes ‘fore your soul is mine, G!
I'm an icon! You're sold for nostalgia, the classics!
You’ve got kids kicking your ass, hctib! I could even slash Hat Kid!
Your schtick is sick -- a twisted rapper ripped from Twilight Zone
Turn Thousand Year Door chests to stone and place them atop my highest throne!

Snatcher:
FOOL! Activated my trap card-
Leave you paved in the graveyard, if you wanna throw wack bars
But we’ve got a deal to seal -- just sign now and you’ll find
that you haven’t paid the price and whoop! Your soul’s mine!
Awww, you can break the fourth wall, too?
...is that all, dude? Hit me up when those jokes grow overused
then I’ll freeze you in your tracks if you wanna test the best, ‘cuz
after this, you’ll end like Queen Vanessa!
And while you’re messing around in mindscapes
I’m dealin’ in the courtyard, raking high stakes
You make time breaks, but on my watch, you’d best read the fine print
Either sign the line, kid or be left lifeless!

Bill Cipher:
Booooriiiiiiing! That filler wasn't even worth the wait
Who would expect less from a slurry Jade role, in hindsight?
I mean, I'd be a hermit too if I had THAT kind of face
But it'd look better inside; let's take a look in your mind’s plight!
...Wooooaaaah, dude, I've got a really stupid end!
My own wife murdered me just 'cause I spoke to some lady friend!
Now I cry alone in the woods, useless, without peers,
'cause the only ones who ever cared about me have been dead for years!

Snatcher:
...Did you just try to possess me during your own verse?!
God, even your cliché powers have grown worse...
Mocking my death? Right, remind me how you came to "win."
Oh yes! You got screwed by the Mr. Krabs twins!
You really ARE a fool! And I thought *I* was the trickster!
But Gravity's drop won't be PG! Drop a warning for these tri-ggers!
And to mock my forest? It's no secret that you're Tourist
-Trapped in Oregon's organs, reignin' foggier than Portland
I know you don't mean to bore us, but you do with every chorus
'Cuz while I'm spittin' up torrents, you're just spewin' like the Toilet!

Bill Cipher:
I'm trying to search for literally just ONE decent rap
But it's invisible! ...What, do I need a Dweller Mask?!
I'd love to shake on it, but I don't want 'ya on my palm, you're
stretchy, purple, slimy? You're just the snot behind the slaughter! 
Ghoul's EXACTLY What He Seems, flat like his form in the first run
You steal souls and beats from Dustin? I storm REALITIES for fun!

Snatcher:
You can tri from any angle, but it just comes out scalene
When against a-cute Euclid-ian, I'm more Keter in scaling
the worst Bill since Clinton, but I know how to make this fight fair:
Welcome to this lucid dream, pet; have fun in eternal nightma-

CREDITS

ENNWAY As Bill Cipher
https://soundcloud.com/indiegamerapbattles
Nekomancer Jade as Snatcher
https://soundcloud.com/neko-nekomancer

Beat by Kustom
Demo by Nekomancer Jade
Written by Rabi and Nekomancer Jade
Mixed by DeegleNV
https://soundcloud.com/deeglenv
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Nooby and KCToons
https://www.youtube.com/c/KyleCelezte1350/about
https://soundcloud.com/user-465943028

Bill Cipher vs. Snatcher - Rap Battle

Kiernen King as Monokuma!
Vladimyr P. as Mr. Bear (audio)
John P. as Mr. Bear (video)
Written by Viral, Trakked, TheShimarioBrother, RNG, M&Matt, Cri, SPM1000, and Vlad
Mixed by Light

LYRICS:

(0:11) Monokuma:
You really have the gall to assault your headmaster? Wow!
Ya must have a death wish ‘cause Monokuma's back in town!
You can hardly give a scare bear, so I don’t really care bear,
But stepping to your headmaster is something you wouldn’t dare bear!
I mean, Soup and Spoon? You running out of ideas man?
Your sad excuse for a story is as crappy as your cams!
I want a good fight, not a hand me down Five nights at freddys!
I’ll take down this trashy timid terrible kid touching teddy!
You better dangan-run-pal, I’m firing these quick disses
Then I’ll leave you just like Ryoma, Swimming with the Fishes!
This bear is flowin like the sewers. Despair always wins!
You dug your grave coming here, should have shared it with the kids

Mr Bear:
I've had it with your Theatrics, now you're facin' the classic
Better not change your channel 'cause Caledon's where it's at, kid!
You’re better off giving up, all your raps belong in the Junk yo.
Cause I’m crushing you with words, like what happened to Junko! 
I would cut you but I don’t want your stuffing on my floor! 
Cause just like your spin-off, the lines you spat were a bore!
It's dangerous for you to fight one who’s experienced with flames
It’s funny I get put up against this Edutainment Hunger Games!
You wanna step to a Grizzly? Rethink that thought when you’re crushed to rubbles
I kill kids, you enslave them! And you think your trouble?
You’re an idiot! And I don’t really need to make it vocal!
Since for your 10 year anniversary, you just slapped your games on Mobile.

Monokuma:
(*Laughs*) You call that a verse? Please! There's no way you’re stoppin me.
Since when you’re on the track you’re more powerless then Monomi!
This’ll be your ultimate punishment, since I’m crushing this track.
I’m addicted to despair, while you’re just addicted to crack!
I’ll leave this pedophilic Chuck E Cheese; beat like the kid in episode 23!
Slice you up; turn you to my cuisine, I’ve claimed thousands of lives, you got 16.
Your victory is a bigger mystery than Mukuro Ikusaba.
You know it’s pretty ironic nobody’s eating up your pasta
You better not spill anything, because now the tables have turned! 
Cuz after this, you’re gonna be left like Celeste. Burned.
Your verse was horrible, barely had any cohesive rhymes!
I may have killed you on the mic but now, it's punishment time!

Mr Bear:
(UGGGHHHHHH) The real punishment is the sound of your voice man.
Making everybody’s ears bleed? The pinnacle of annoyance!
With some gas and a match I'll make this burning faster
Then I'll pour out some more shots, just to end this bitchy master
The bars you spit are like your anime, boring and bland
but the pain you’ll feel from my disses are like blades in my hand
You’re pathetic. I’m Satanic. Don’t Panic, and stop your bitchin’
Cause like your entire franchise, your win was merely fiction.

Mr Bear Vs Monokuma - Viral Rap Battles!

(CONTEXT: https://i.redd.it/sxgappnq4mw11.jpg)

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of the goofy mutilated murderers: MDHHCD vs Hash-Slinging Slasher

-LYRICS-

Man Door:
(Yo) whatcha gonna do, wave at me with your nub singed?
I got a handle on this battle; Man Door is unhinged
Oh look, more slime to spill down the Krusty Krab walls as usual
Frying and firing this fry cook like a 2nd funeral
My bars have got that secret sauce that you're lacking, huh?
You couldn’t flip a line if both of your hands were spatulas
Speed of Gary when you’re rhyming. Try to run from my sickle
You’re bout as scary as a pirate tryna come for my pickle (ugh)
Hop back on your bus, cuz you best be retreating
Don’t need Nosferatu, I’ll knock your lights out neatly
Let’s hope your verse is like your phone calls: no speaking
I’ll leave you in the dumpster, so good luck… sweaty

Hash-Slinging Slasher
Staying up… at night with THAT verse? Bad decision
But to be fair, it was longer than your story to begin with
How’s a guy with no name or design think he’s not losing?
Both raise our eyebrows: you with fear, me with confusion
Either learn better English or get slayed hard, bitch
If I let you in, be ready for a graveyard shift
And with your hook lodged in the door, it’s time that I sped up
I’m looking to see red like “dude, can I get some ketchup?”
I got your ass sprinting backwards like a gas-thieving bastard
Yo, you’re a trash-flinging rapper, and I’m the Hash-Slinging Slasher
Go back to stealing steres, you copypasta wannabe
I stopped the voice cuz I was nervous you’d keep spitting awfully


Light as Man Door hand Hook Car Door
Commander Jacob as Hash-Slinging Slasher
Zawesome as Ketchup Requester (cameo)
Written by Commander Jacob and Zawesome
Edited and thumbnailed by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Light
Prod. by 2Deep

Man Door Hand Hook Car Door vs Hash-Slinging Slasher | Half-Ass Rap Battles

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1qwRu6ZbBSI23S6UX_y7b24pC6OxeTit-bKVsnsvZln4/edit
Snakebite126 as Little Mac
Alex M. as Izuku Midoriya
MetaMachine as Doc Louis (cameo)
Written by MetaMachine, Raichous, Kamren the Person, GamingPlush64, FyxFynn and Adam.
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Thumbnail by Rabi
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Self-Reflections"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Mad Science"

Little Mac vs. Izuku Midoriya

Oh yeah we going to space for this one
Mancha as Sinistar
King Mewtwo as Ego the Living Planet
Beat produced by Tristan on the Track
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Dani Frias 
Written by Trakked, Kamren, ColeDaCole and WDRB

Battle:

Sinistar:
Beware coward, this small villain will fall victim to my hunger 
I’ll throw Sini-bombs at this planetoid; lightyears asunder!
You better Run Run Run! Not even your Alter-Ego can stop me
For my Eternal power shall destroy this puny planet's Galaxy 
It’s a travesty that such a being couldn’t be a strong foe
Beat by a space pirate? That’s what I’d call a fragile Ego
You're a sick minded fraud, went out a Boomer like your status
Not even glitches could rebirth since you've already turned to ashes

Ego:
Tried to scare in the 80’s, yet even with that, computer,
You’re the “star” of a forgotten game; an unoriginal space shooter
If a spacecraft can beat you, then you’ll revel to my power,
Decimated into decimals, never played beyond an hour

Sinistar:
Beware, I live!; And you claim my game is infamous?
I may be the metal boss, but you’re sure picking up rust!
I’ll bust into your core, before you dare fathom to wreck this,
How come you try to take risks when I eat planets for breakfast? 

Ego:
You're just an underpowered entity, a frail-minded Galactus
So I'll trash this scrap metal; I could destroy you with magnets!
Barely shoddy, with my Anti-Bodies swarming 'round this virus,
Deleting all weak-shelled copies of this pathetic bot who’s mindless
Your claim to fame's only a game, while my legacy evolves
No glitches can save you, watch you while all of your lives dissolve
A win trapped in Imaginationland; this pathetic feud is over
And it concludes with me having this star meet a supernova

Sinistar vs Ego - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #12

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