The battle's too long so the lyrics are in the doc below
also I am doing your mother!!!
Mancha as Pinhead
Alex M as Laughing Jack
Beat produced by Trunkxs Prod.
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Nooby and IronWAN
Mixed and Mastered by GlitchDude
Written by Trakked
Additional help by Mick, DGB, DCA and Creeperpasta
Chiseled by DGB 

Battle:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BBoy4KCtQojcoulX_2UbYwdzmEHFp8gjzdZ55ChMALw/edit?usp=drivesdk 

Pinhead vs Laughing Jack - Rap Cypher #14

Gunshot Learning with Pibby FNF

Credits belong to:
RecD for VA
MugiMikey for Animation (however.. not on here)

Too Slow with LYRICS by RecD

From YouTube Description (please follow every one of them, they're all talented and they are the original creators of this song) 
Sonic/Choir Singer: Spoogynova 
(https://youtube.com/@Spookynova?si=AM...)

Choir Singer: Paperjamaz (https://twitter.com/PAPERJAMAZ)

Choir Singer/Arranger/Editor: Maimymayo (https://youtube.com/@MaimyMayo?si=Wkl...)

Original Composition: Kyū Sawamura (https://youtube.com/@mihaelkYeah?si=g...)

Artists: Joedoughboi (https://twitter.com/losermakesgames?lang=en) and Rhy (https://x.com/rhyanhardt?t=M3_NuSHhKt...)

Director/Lyricist: Revie (https://revie03.newgrounds.com)

X's Lament - Hill.gym WITH LYRICS - Sonic 2011

Welcome back to another rap battle! This battle pits school idol from Love Live, Nico Yazawa, against the man behind the slaughter, William Afton! Who will win? That's for you to decide!

(0:14) Nico:
Hello? Hello? Is this the night guard that I’m fighting?
The one who thinks the worst thing’s children and people flashing their lights and
Wanna save themselves from dying? Well then sir, I’m still not buying
You Nico Nico Niii-

(0:25) Afton:
-Need to put that verse on pure silence.
Greetings there miss, name’s Afton. Best not tread where I’m setting trends.
Now I’d say this schoolgirl should drop the pen, cause I’ll make it clear that we’re not friends.
What a goner, have you all lost to this monster
The man behind the slaughter, idol’s going idle knowing I spit hotter

(0:43) Nico:
When it comes to parenting and rapping, you sure suck at handling Mikes
If that was a taste of your raps, then I’m barely scarred from Fazbear’s Frights.
I’d say your games are pretty hit-or-miss, from the cheap jumpscares to your failing plans; 
And I thought I was supposed to be the family man, but what the hell’s up with your family, man?
I can’t be sittin’, relaxin’, (huh?) PG was gaining some traction, (yep.)
Then Michael came in attacking his dad’s actions so this hack’s wack act could just get a reaction
Henson’s attraction’s’ attractin’ no one, I’ve seen more liveliness out of your puppets
Purple Guy’s losing green so best make like your family restaurants and finally shut it

(1:12) Afton:
Comparing your father and I, there’s something I should mention;
I ascended through the ranks, the only thing he did was ascended.

(1:19) Nico:
You used to be all scary and your calls’s what you were known by,
But they hung up your story, so yeah, you’re not that guy, Phone Guy.

(1:26) Afton:
Seems you need to merge your mind, your vanity won’t get me fooled
Falling behind in this rap, it won’t take much to leave you schooled.
This child wants to break me, how? I won’t let you take me down.

(1:37) Nico:
Well, it looks to me that your machines aren’t the only things that’re breaking down!

(1:40) (Breakdown where Afton turns into Springtrap)

(1:47) Springtrap:
It seems that I’ve returned to breathe some life into this one track.
So now I’ll show this student how to properly come back
You got acclaim from your music by versing all your dumb raps
But your creators saw what was built and turned it into scrap! (Agh!)
The upperclassmen got a hold of your group, and you tried to lead it with a bright future.
Yet with how I’ve left this child crying, I guess my restaurants would suit you.
And your laughable lyrics don’t compare to the bots I’ve been gutted by
So I don’t need to turn off any cameras to have your battery running dry.

(2:16) Nico:
For the record, this guy surrendered to kids and then got his body severed
‘Cause he couldn’t walk around a suit better than your Mikey with Ennard
Lilliard makes Pratt seem peak cinema; how ‘bout I fill in?
Since I’m not dying to this robot because I’m not your children!
So, looking at your animatronics, they’re far from flooring,
When what’s boring is the story that’s present in your recordings
Yet it’s funny Henry did that job much better than you could
But it’s clear that flames have once again shut Afton down for good…

Azia as Nico Yazawa
Cranice as William Afton

William Afton vs Nico Yazawa

William Afton vs Nico Yazawa - MC Fawful Rap Battles

This is the last time I do anything for that fuck shimario

BobcatXtreme as J. Jonah Jameson
TaigaTonic as Benson
Writing by Alchemyking
Additional help by JoJoVo
Art by Teimunity
Beat by kulture.
Mixing by Jort
Cover art by Kamren the Person
Special thanks: Matt Raichous, WoodenHornets, MetaStarVA, J.G. Quintel, & Shimario

JJJ:
HOFFMAN! Get this gumball machine out my office!
Against the Jameson, he can’t recoup his losses
Ego so big, your head is bigger than Pops’ is
But I’ll show you who the boss is!

Let me get my pen and print a headline:
“Jameson Hits Deadline, Makes Moron Choke Because His Bars Are Eggcelent!”
In comparison, he’s stretched more thin than the Spider-Menace’s webbing is
So I’ll put my two cents in, then dispense of him!

Think you’re some kind of master at handling your temperament?
It’s obvious that Benson flips the second that some slackers leave him upstaged
PARKER! Snap some pictures of his red face
Then you’ll get paid, and I’ll put it on the front page

Such a cowardly hothead, you’d prolly get some chicken wings to eat
And down it all with some Mississippi Queen
And then you steal employees’ lunch when they’re already tired?
Sit down, please. …You’re fired.

Benson
Mordecai, Rigby! Don’t slack on the beat
I know that you hate picking up trash from the scene
But you’ll get a raise if you make like the vigilante he seethes at
And kick this dirtbag from the streets!

It’s plain as day, the way you slave your place is brutal
It just takes whistleblowers to shut down the Daily Bugle
Think they’re making stacks, then you drop stacks of files on ‘em
With that mug, you look like you’d go “Sieg Heil!” on ‘em

You’re losing this bout
Cause this time, it’s the gum that’s chewing you out
Your seed in the Big Apple is rotten, I’d say it’s rather obvious
You stretch people’s hands in your offices like Doctor Octopus

You’re the real villain, keeping teens hobblin’
And withholding pay so Peter keeps jobbin’
Your profits only go to your nicotine hobby
Yet you ended up smoked by a different Green Goblin

JJJ
I’m not Susan, but don’t mind if I copy 
‘Cause your own mug ain’t even fit to hold my coffee!
Spent your past playing hockey games and hitting on drums
It fits you turned from a badass to a stick in the mud

That dome head won’t protect you, even if your residence blasted off
Either way, I’d still be sonning this astronaut
And speaking of domes, you went nuts when you were shut in
So you have no right to snap when people push your buttons

Benson
I’m used to irregular shows, but it’s out of the ordinary
How a man with no heart can still suffer a coronary
Maybe it’s ‘cause you added to Spider-Man’s foes in the ring?
Honest, the way you treated Scorpion stings

You got me pissed off, banking off of fear and pain
I’ll go ballistic on you, leave a smear campaign
You wanna say my mug’s ugly? Your plans were for nothing
‘Cause it’s abundantly clear your wife can’t handle a mugging

J. Jonah Jameson vs. Benson - AK Rap Battles

garbageGothic as Vena (Psychopomp)

Near as Eleanor (Subway Midnight)

Beat: U-Boat by Ihaksi
Mixed by: SIR Rap Battles
Written by: TaigaTonic
Thumbnails by: M!CAH
Art by: Nooby and Syroquise 
Special Thanks: Shimario, Duckky, bubbydarkstar, Karbonic, Sketchy

Psychopomp:
I’m sick of the fucking noise so now I gotta scream at the fucking void
Stalking victims and playing with them like they were just a toy
I’m nailing those who cross me, while I go fulfill my vision
Leave you broken like the connections and body’s of your siblings! 
Cause you couldn't save them so you were driven mad. Now
stuck to the shadows cause you’re blending in the background 
They tried hiding the truth from me, and thought that I wouldn't mind it
Lying behind their fucking masks but now I leave them open minded

So stay quiet, I know your schtick, same cliche every story did
Lost someone close to them and now thinks murder as revenge is warranted
To fix their broken, lonely heart but can’t realize it doesn't work. Your
running from all of your fucking problems like it was fucking Subway Surfers

Fallen as a victim to the system now your riding 
off the back of all the cultists your creator put in hiding
I crushed The Head of Production and left The Queen dismembered too 
Treat you like the other sinners without a SINGLE SOUL TO REMEMBER YOU

Subway Midnight:
Easy with the tongue, Miss…. I don't really like your tone
You should know it’s not safe being on a track alone
Cause sunken souls can manage to paint more than dreams haunted
…and I made them all scream just because I wanted

You were daunted by voices but you wasn’t really hearing much
Just like Benny, craving praise but it was more than his dreams that was being crushed
They pumped you up with dopamine so you can reach the top unrivaled
But as each of the vessels break she just repeats another cycle

Search for your child, cause you were cursed with denial
And blew up your Biggest Fan and now it hurts just to smile
But as each day passes you are slowly forgotten
As a new Queen spreads her wings and you are what you tried stopping

The Dragonfly said to be a savior once birthed
But is more a mosquito sucking the life outta Blood Earth
So you can waste your days and continue to wander around
But if you wanna topple more catacombs I can help you underground

Psychopomp:
Sure that’d Be Nice to insight your torturous wreck
But I don't wanna take a ride on the Bi-Polar Express
Made more go missing cause when you were it wasn't brought to attention
Took a crack for a midnight snack cause you were starved for affection

But hadn’t managed to be fed, I’ll bash a hammer ‘gainst your head
And leave you swimming with the sharks until the fish finally rest
While I’m walking to Earth's center through the Mariana Trench
You ripped the souls out of their bodies ‘til they tore your own to shreds

Subway Midnight:
Starved… Like the Thraits at the bottom left rotting
Cause now it seems The Caldmen Four are the only ones watching 
So as you blossom know I left Rose to decay
Cause I kill Vermin Dogs that lead you astray

And you were let off your leash but you could barely manage
Cause you were down in the basement and couldn't do any damage
So don’t panic Vishneri, it's time we got off
Smile for the camera, this will be your final stop


[SCRAPPED] Subway Midnight vs Psychopomp - Rap Battle! (ft. Near & garbageGothic)

Welcome back to Lame-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have randomly-generated rectangles; Steve and Alex from Minecraft vs the YouTube channel Webdriver Torso. Enjoy, and happy April Fool’s Day!

Danii as Steve
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SwaggyFlan
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/453EGjLZcGifTB4Tyjzdgq

TAFox as Alex
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@thatadorablefox
Cardd: https://thatadorablefox.carrd.co/

Commander Jacob as Red Rectangle
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/CommanderJacob
Twitter: https://twitter.com/commander_jacob

JustGamer as Blue Rectangle
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@JustGamerRapBattles
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3n1xhiocXnl8yFsVxb2IqW

- LYRICS -

Minecraft (0:10)
Steve:
Hey Alex, where are the coords we wrote?
Alex:
Don’t need ‘em, I can tell that we’re stepping on two zeros
I thought paintings were flat, but you’re even thinner
Steve:
You're so 2D, why would you have a profile picture?
Alex:
Nice
Steve:
Watching your channel makes lava swimming seem way fun
Forget down, you’re what we’d never dig
Alex:
Straight up!
Steve:
We’ll level you awfully low
Alex:
One body blow quite Hertz
For your sake, get some other audio, Driver

Webdriver Torso (0:31)
You really think you rock with the lines you write?
Cuz what we're picking up is as worthless as diorite
You piss your pants when a diamond shines
Then you cry if you lose one; your mood’s swinging side-to-side
Here’s something to Evoke the sense of getting Vexed
Built a world brick-by-brick and it was broken by a Lego set
Your cycle’s not two-week; the movie trailer though?
If Warner Bros played your game, it wasn’t in creative mode
Plus there's a practice that we're struggling to grasp, and it makes
Our brain more broken than the shield you always have to your face
You stack materials deep in a cave, pickaxing away
Just to make gadgets so that you don't have to actually play

Minecraft (1:03)
Steve:
Spider shit; we’re spinning Web tonight
Only thing Driving through your Torso is Sharpness V netherite
Alex:
Nah, use a bow. While their position’s always changing
Unlike us, with all their shots, they’re still completely aimless
Don’t let a mace in the wrong hands
Steve:
I’ll knock a glitch all the way to the Farlands
Alex:
We tower in numbers, they paid us some large bands
Steve:
Want yours higher? Maybe just call France *old death sound*
Add up all your channels that just copy explicitly 
And an Enderman can still garner more watchtime, admittedly
Alex:
At least a PowerPoint gives you some options for different themes
You got no one in your corner, there’s no Aqua Affinity
Steve:
Damn
Steve and Alex:
Put you to Bed, you’ll get sweaty when War wages
Smashin the rap game; we’re known to control stages
We’ll space and click to cut the “alien speak”
Steve: 
Hey, you know what we should pause?
Alex:
I see the player you mean.

Webdriver Torso (1:44)
Your community regularly has criminals instilled in it
YouTubers reach a peak but can't build limits
If that doesn’t happen, they still form a brainless army
Making us question why they hate Baby Zombies
It’s like you’re cursed; be thankful we were conceived with beeps
You complain, with a high frequency, “updates are a low frequency”
And when they do drop in the game
All you see are more biomes to colonize and mobs to enslave
Crops indicate what you’ve grown to be
A content farm, so to speak, complete with controlling seeds
Our background is darker than some of Steve’s merch, how disheartening 
Perhaps Notch was head of marketing

- CREDITS -

Written, directed, edited, beat arranged, and Webdriver beat produced by Commander Jacob
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Minecraft beat produced by Phil Tyler
Additional ambience by Modeaudio

Feedback by Eric the Audible, TheMonarchy, 3ple, itsnugget, SimplyRazzy, GamingPlush64, and the rest of the spaceship
Shout-out to TheBabyBeef, ENNWAY, Fightmarker, and SimplyRazzy

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

Minecraft vs Webdriver Torso | Rap Battle (LARB)

CG x LF70 - LET IT FLY.mp3.mp3

Kodak Black- Project Baby  (Fast) Dirty

◆Cover Credits◆
✖Lyrics: bumble-lily
[ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWQrXoq1iSuPdsHz35L2JlQ/feed ]
✖Image: ShySiesta
✖Vocals: ShySiesta
▁▁▁▁▁▁

◆Lyrics◆
Oh! I’m sorry I’m in your way.
I didn’t mean to cause delay.
Well pardon me,
I hope I didn’t ruin a thing.

Well I’m sorry I’m quite tedious
I know my existence is hideous
I’m sorry I’ll be on my way,
Perhaps we’ll meet again another day…

Wait you do not mind?
Why would you waste your time?
What, no, could it be?
You’d keep me company?

Oh! Hello we meet again.
I didn’t mean to scare your friend.
Well pardon me,
I hope I didn’t ruin a thing.

Well forgive me I’m just gonna go,
My existence is a chore, you know.
Wait a sec, what are you looking at?
Oh I guess you like my new top hat…

Wait! You’re still following me,
Do you really want my company?
I guess you’re different;
It’s rather quite magnificent…?

I like to lie down on the floor like trash
Because that where my existence’s at.
Hey I guess you wanna lie with me?
I should’ve known you’ve know what I’m feeling…

Everyone’s the same…
All they crave for is change…
Why did he just leave…?
Can’t he see I’m lonely…?

Oh I’m sorry for being a pain…
I’ll stop now, I will just go away…

My cousin means the worlds to me
I guess I just want him to be happy
And I’d guess that I would weigh him down,
You know he’s biggest star around

Oh what do you mean?
You would be friends with me?
But, hey, are you sure…?
I will be quite a bore…

Well alright then if you are sure
I’ll be the friend you could adore
But my only condition will be:
Could you tell Mettaton “Hi” from me?

Well then best be on your way
We should hang out another day.
Unless of course I am a waste of time,
But you know I think you wouldn’t lie…

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