Matthew as Muscle Man & Hi Five Ghost
Zawesome as Brody Foxx

Lyrics:
Muscle Man:
Oh no, bro! I’m against Family Guy’s Joe’s clone, bro!
‘Cept this guy just repeats the same old jokes, bro
Hi Five Ghost:
But you do the same thing, though
Muscle Man:
Yeah, well shut up! I’m way better than this blonde dodo, yo!
Your YouTube channel is stank
It’s like fat mama farted in the audience’s face
Uploading 24/7 begging for that cheese
Yo channel so old, you’re now a dead Animeme
Meanwhile, my show’s still respected even after a whole decade
Paved the way for CN to be brought to its next golden age
But we knew to let go just like Pops; stopped with an enormous bang
While you keep hopping on every band wagon to fill up your bank
That's not dank, it's sickening! Is this a prank? I’m not getting it
You’re about to leave this like your gay joke, later regretting it
Now I don’t mean to sound homophobic with this last diss
Your victory’s like Joe Mama; doesn’t exist

Brody Foxx:
Was that an open mic performance? You left the crowd silent
I can see through your shit lines - did your friend write ‘em?
Let’s give a refresher to the fans after those turd words
Love Yo Mama? Be sure to like this first verse!
Brody Foxx is not the only boss who could never try to bare you like Goldilocks
You annoy me lots, bitch you’re only talk while my flowing rocks against this moldy blob
I mean Jesus! You used to be like me - a bodybuilding genius
But then you’ve evolved into the first male with green tits!
Working in a boring park with some weird dudes all day
You and your wife look like you’d be Shrek’s offspring
Yo mama so fat! I left that bitch torn up
In my bed last night and put that shit on PornHub
I hung out with Avicii and flushed down baby Keem
Basically, I’m amazing, you should envy me

Muscle Man:
Yeah right! No one wants to be as dumb as you, dawg!
You think the world is flat ‘cause it reflects how low your humor’s gone
You’re a body shaming, ableist, egotistical, racist, sex-driven, lying asshole, and a misogynist!
So thank god your channel’s starting to bomb
You know who else is sick of your content? My mom!

Brody Foxx:
You can’t shut the Foxx up, you squealing hunk of fuck
That B.O. makes me wish I was the one who got skunked
It's like you filled your whole track with dirt like the Crash Pit
While the heat I spit burns the other third of your ass
It's over now, Mitch, I gotta get back to working out unlike you do anymore, so best hussle, lad
On behalf of Team Brody, I wish you good luck healing from my savage attack, unlike Muscle Dad

Written by: Matthew
Additional Help from: Commander Jacob and Zawesome
Mixed & Mastered by: Jacob
Produced by: Diamond Style Productions

Brody Foxx vs Muscle Man. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Bonus Battle.

Swizkii as W.D. Gaster 
King Mewtwo as SCP-049 

Cri as River Person
BDGR as The Amalgamates

Beat by Trunxks 
Mixed by: Serena
Written by: Cri and 01Tyler10
Thumbnail by: Grasman
Special thanks to GamingPlush64, M&Matt and King Mewtwo

Lyrics:

River Person:
Some will say to beware the Man Who Speaks in Hands
mind behind the monsters but his work had left him damned
But I do not know much. His existence was a mystery

Gaster: 
Yes, indeed, but it’s rude to talk about someone who is listening

Have you been looking for me? I’ve been watching as your stories turned Darker 
Yet Darker, it turned you into a monster on the roster for slaughter 
Take out buildings of civilians so you could try to save the millions?
Once brought horror to children, but now you’re just a Goner

(Snowy) I’ve had my mistakes, but I’m not as cold as you
(Show me) The route that you follow to ignore what you know is true
(Flowing) Along the River, a Man labeled as a Mystery
(Lonely) You’re lost to be forever stuck in captivity

049:
I’m in containment for my benefit. I’m curing all my specimens
A foundation full of pestilence, you’ve fallen to your experiments
But Doctor, there’s no need for worries, I’m certain I can fix this
Even with your group of scrawny misfits, you couldn’t change the CORE of your existence

My cure is most effective; I’ve saved the lives of many!
The “cure” that you discovered filled you with hopelessness and envy
Then Toby threw you in the Delta code just for the hell of it
I searched for the patients you actually saved: results turned up empty

My intelligence is unmatched; while you were thrown in the trash
Then reality snapped back; and you were split into halves
You reside in the darkened hallways, just a nuisance in the path
But now everyone left your game and you in the past

Gaster:
In all my years of research, I hoped to figure out the cause 
The fuels of Determination, I was a fool to try and play god
My calculations are approximate, my work continues to live on
Yet considered an associate cause you’re just a played-out fraud

I’m the server of the signs, you’re serving time for your crimes
Your threats were simply benign, so just read between the lines
What do I think? You were never a threat to me.
You’re remembered by no one. My followers carry my legacy

049:
Oh, good doctor…you really don’t get it
The situation that you’re facing, you’re too nervous to confess it
With the work that you were faced with, I understand you’re captivated
But your safety’s locked away, another scientist decimated! 

What’s the matter Gaster? Upset your past was scattered?
Failed the task at hand…and it had left you shattered
I was contained for my excellence, whilst you lay away forgotten
Have a penny for your thoughts and keep that flower for your coffin

W.D. Gaster Vs SCP-049 - Rap Battles By Cri (ft. Swizkii, BDGR & King Mewtwo)

Welcome back to Lame-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of animations of a character simply moving forward… one a bit happier than the other; former meme icon Nyan Cat vs lost episode creepypasta Suicidemouse.avi. Enjoy!

garbageGothic as Cat
Commander Jacob as Mouse

- LYRICS -

Suicidemouse: 
Haha, well hi there! I'm sure the kids wanna see me snapping
But we have so much in common! I’m also… Really Happy
Want some space? You’ll have nowhere to scream to
How am I to speak to this little half-bit Miku?
Maybe I’m a bit grumpy, but this feline brat
Was a stupid meme making everyone past the age of 9Gag
Putting on a sombrero? Thinking that we’ll laugh at it?
Cringe is the one culture you appropriate on accident

Nyan Cat:
I'm just being derpy! but it came to a frickin’ halt
By a rat so revolting, he’s not even kept in the Disney Vault
Whatever Walt did, he lost it like Maltin
And fathered in all cringe lost episodes that’ve dropped since
Maybe it’s because no one’s given you the right design
That you’re always in a Funk, and not just on Friday Night
Lie down, gramps! I’mma grab the black and white chalk
And trip you when I lay this down like I’m paving the sidewalk
Kitty versus rodent? They cheer the very moment
I'm on screen and I'm shown with that pixel rainbow
Your story has no focus. There's no film left to roll with
I can end your psychosis. Want death? Just say so
I was made for charity, is that so bizarre?
No need to waffle around, we see how Tacky you are
You’re hand-drawn, but your ink game’s completely wack
But don't come step into my world, you’ll just re-Relapse!

Suicidemouse: 
Think you can shock me? Funnily,
You can’t go hard on someone who finds the concrete they’re walk on comforting
You can’t fill my shoes, let alone try a mile
And with a mind so vile, I have the wider smile?
I’ll be transparent, that’s what AVI just have to do
Seeing sights of hell wouldn't make your viewers come back for you 
I do this with my arms behind my back.
I'm real. Cut it out. Either way, everything in your sight’s turning black
Fuck a pastry, I’m actually closer
To sticking your head on a fork and shoving that in the toaster 
So stay on-guard. Your tiny paws might grab a glock, scarred
Then this sweet Pop-Tart might get his brain popped hard
And your missus? Your mind's missing if you think I won't be mean to her
Mortimer will mortify much more than a meteor
The spirit of her should've left you at the cliff
So the strawberry could splatter and "SpReAd ThE hApPiNeSs"
If being lol random’s your whole identity
When I put an X over your eyes, it won’t be next to 3
Plus, all that good will? Feeling like a friend to tweens?
Went straight to the void just cuz you had to make an NFT

Nyan Cat:
(... awkward)
I’m sure you think you hit a nerve that’s depressing
But I guess, at best, old cartoons are known for projecting
I’m throwing shade, you should deal with it and rest
If you think you can't be Slicker, that's exactly why Minnie left
Gun? Gas? Found a tree to hang on it? None of those ways stopped shit?
She really stripped your happiness, call that a rage comic
You’re not gonna leave a little dent on my bliss
Or kinda come close; Treasure Island
Think screaming loud gonna do a lot?
You’re just gonna wind up broken like your music box
You’re a Deadmau5 without knowing how spin shit 
Dirty, out-of-pocket; like your old syringes 
You’re intimidating? With the way you are
I induce more fear when I’m saying “rawr”
For a Disney short, your story’s such a slog, bro
So what I think you meant is real buffering is not known

Written, and Suicidemouse beat produced by Commander Jacob
Nyan Cat beat produced by Yusha
Suicidemouse originally played by Cri
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Feedback by The Spaceship

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

Nyan Cat Vs Suicidemouse.avi | Lame-Ass Rap Battles

Trapped out of the rest of the world, these two powerful blue entities find an escape to reflect and duke it out in this episode of Quizzical Quarrels!

Snakebite126 as Jevil
JesseBoxVO as Lapis
garbageGothic as Peridot

Written by Quizzique

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Anywaywell
Arrangement and additional instrumentation by Quizzique

Art by 3ple
Thumbnail by Quizzique

LYRICS:
 
Jevil:
Welcome, welcome, boisengirls, to this Crystal Gem’s poisoned world
You’ve unlocked the door, so now prepare to see chaos unfurled!
Round and round the carousel goes, you circle back to the barn you hang
You leave and come right back so often, I’d think you’d ran on Boomerang

Fusion’s leaving you out of sorts, dealing with trauma since the divorce
So in your spare time, you now resort to mighty morphin’ some meaty morps
Not like me, of course, I’m thriving in my little freedom, something you were never shown
So you fought with those that kept you trapped in a mirror, then redeemed in a singular episode

It’s sad, sad that you’re looking so blue, your show’s run off the air like you’re back on the moon
I’m glad, glad your runtime got the boot, call you the farm when you’re torn from the roots
I’m mad, mad, you’re breaking my heart, you and Peri look like Homeworld: broken apart
You have, have a chance to restart, so perhaps for this battle, try not to depart


Lapis Lazuli:
So, this depressed jester from the Dark World thinks he dealt a verse?
Ask the giant tyrants I’ve defied, they’ll tell you I’ve felt worse
I helmed this cursed mirror within my gem’s grasp for thousands of years
So reflect on your defect of a story, I sure won’t drown in tears

You think I’m frightened of your suit attacks? I’m known to hit diamonds when up to the bat
I’d tear up this hack if he goes to a beach, they’re calling me Bob ‘cause I float on the beat

Peridot:
You should know to retreat when confronting the B team!

Lapis:
Even she can’t compare to the nonsense you’re speaking

Peridot:
Hey! Our bond is complex, that’s a smart thing to say

Lapis:
But at least my best friend didn’t lock me away!
You have claims of metamorphosis but no development to show

Peridot:
Lapis! Tell ‘em what you said when I asked if you even saw this secret boss! 

Lapis:
…No
Winning’s not within your cards, The FUN Gang made your levels fail
Won’t take the Garnet’s future vision to see the end of Jevilstail


Jevil:
Oh what fun, what fun! More games to play, with a new participant!
I hoped for a dating game, but I guess Ruby flew off with that ship!
Uee hee hee! You’ve got me like the Joker; in a laughing fit!
Yet I’m Revving up on this track so you can call me the Harlequin!

You can’t join my world! You seem more like Lars, how you cower away with your Clustered fears
You kids seeing stars? All your pleads and cries would put me to sleep for a hundred years!
Now, I won’t be the first jester to hit your series with an interjection
Want more screen time for your Future? Then return to your reflection


Lapis:
How does this thing work again?

Peridot:
Just press the button on the cartridge

Lapis:
Right, uhh…for the last time…I don’t. Want. Your garbage.
You think you saddened me? I felt more torn up by Camp Pining Hearts
I’d split you in two, but seems your mind and heart already declined apart

A numbers game? That plan’s dumb and lame. I can terraform worlds, don’t uphold your fight
You’ll lose those bids, and you call us kids?

Peridot:
You do know we’re centuries older, right?

Lapis:
This card shark’s under my control, and all his tricks are unregarded

Peridot:
Hey, and isn’t it ironic?

Lapis:
Yep, the joker got discarded

Lapis Lazuli vs Jevil - QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #8 (ft. Snakebite126, JesseBoxVO & garbageGothic)

Watch this video for this battle! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x4s7gR7tVA

Welcome back to Shimario's Rap Battles! We have an obscure one today lmao, with a battle between 2 indie Itch.io games caught the eyes of many of my fellow rap battle makers. We have Mary Anta, the protagonist of ArcadeKitten's visual novel Cemetery Mary, against Preston Ramirez, the main villain of Dreadful Studios' horror game Preston's Hourglass. Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

Check out the original games here!
Cemetery Mary: https://arcadekitten.itch.io/cemetery-mary
Preston's Hourglass: https://dreadfulstudio.itch.io/prestons-hourglass

garbageGothic as Mary Anta
https://www.youtube.com/@garbageGothic

Fightmarker as Preston
https://www.youtube.com/@fightmarker

Written and Directed by: Shimario
Beat Produced by: Whodunit Beats
Beat Arranged by: Shimario
Mixed by: Fightmarker
Edited by: Shimario 
Art by: A Trash Artist and ColeTheCole
Additional Assets by: Rabi, Commander Jacob, and ArcadeKitten
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Special Thanks to: ItsNugget, the Maryheads, ArcadeKitten, and Dreadful Studios

LYRICS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lPyrPUb0kLeFhGPyxR77H0WRl8FU2Jenu3a4tnsyEoU/edit?usp=sharing 

Thanks for listening! I'll see you guys whenever I decide to appear again lmao.

Cemetery Mary vs Preston's Hourglass - Rap Battle!

Welcome back to another rap battle! This battle pits school idol from Love Live, Nico Yazawa, against the man behind the slaughter, William Afton! Who will win? That's for you to decide!

(0:14) Nico:
Hello? Hello? Is this the night guard that I’m fighting?
The one who thinks the worst thing’s children and people flashing their lights and
Wanna save themselves from dying? Well then sir, I’m still not buying
You Nico Nico Niii-

(0:25) Afton:
-Need to put that verse on pure silence.
Greetings there miss, name’s Afton. Best not tread where I’m setting trends.
Now I’d say this schoolgirl should drop the pen, cause I’ll make it clear that we’re not friends.
What a goner, have you all lost to this monster
The man behind the slaughter, idol’s going idle knowing I spit hotter

(0:43) Nico:
When it comes to parenting and rapping, you sure suck at handling Mikes
If that was a taste of your raps, then I’m barely scarred from Fazbear’s Frights.
I’d say your games are pretty hit-or-miss, from the cheap jumpscares to your failing plans; 
And I thought I was supposed to be the family man, but what the hell’s up with your family, man?
I can’t be sittin’, relaxin’, (huh?) PG was gaining some traction, (yep.)
Then Michael came in attacking his dad’s actions so this hack’s wack act could just get a reaction
Henson’s attraction’s’ attractin’ no one, I’ve seen more liveliness out of your puppets
Purple Guy’s losing green so best make like your family restaurants and finally shut it

(1:12) Afton:
Comparing your father and I, there’s something I should mention;
I ascended through the ranks, the only thing he did was ascended.

(1:19) Nico:
You used to be all scary and your calls’s what you were known by,
But they hung up your story, so yeah, you’re not that guy, Phone Guy.

(1:26) Afton:
Seems you need to merge your mind, your vanity won’t get me fooled
Falling behind in this rap, it won’t take much to leave you schooled.
This child wants to break me, how? I won’t let you take me down.

(1:37) Nico:
Well, it looks to me that your machines aren’t the only things that’re breaking down!

(1:40) (Breakdown where Afton turns into Springtrap)

(1:47) Springtrap:
It seems that I’ve returned to breathe some life into this one track.
So now I’ll show this student how to properly come back
You got acclaim from your music by versing all your dumb raps
But your creators saw what was built and turned it into scrap! (Agh!)
The upperclassmen got a hold of your group, and you tried to lead it with a bright future.
Yet with how I’ve left this child crying, I guess my restaurants would suit you.
And your laughable lyrics don’t compare to the bots I’ve been gutted by
So I don’t need to turn off any cameras to have your battery running dry.

(2:16) Nico:
For the record, this guy surrendered to kids and then got his body severed
‘Cause he couldn’t walk around a suit better than your Mikey with Ennard
Lilliard makes Pratt seem peak cinema; how ‘bout I fill in?
Since I’m not dying to this robot because I’m not your children!
So, looking at your animatronics, they’re far from flooring,
When what’s boring is the story that’s present in your recordings
Yet it’s funny Henry did that job much better than you could
But it’s clear that flames have once again shut Afton down for good…

Azia as Nico Yazawa
Cranice as William Afton

William Afton vs Nico Yazawa

William Afton vs Nico Yazawa - MC Fawful Rap Battles

Welcome back to Lame-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of bulky versions of fat characters; MX of the fan-made horror game Mario ‘85 versus Peter Griffin, but specifically the version of him in Fortnite. Enjoy!

Commander Jacob as MX
https://www.youtube.com/c/CommanderJacob

Chaotic Rap Battles as Fortnite Peter
https://www.youtube.com/@ChaoticRapBattles

-LYRICS-

MX (0:14)
Hey there champ! Here’s a lesson, cuz I know dude’s dense
Roman numerals; see me and it’s too tense 
Piñata Brian? Think you look cool with that thing?
When I bash it and break it, a brace can be your next Back Bling
(Hahaha!) Tell Lois she better glance now
She’ll only see your face with the other clouds in the background
Kids going in debt for V-Bucks with credit cards
Is the only way innocence gets you far

Peter (0:34)
Guess I’m the pizza guy; I’ll make you drool from this round
You got too many teeth; I’ll put a tool in your mouth
Yeah! The ratchet’ll make this ugly and it ain’t even Meg
You’re really rapping with some dogshit; D-MX (what!)
Screw Stewie, I’m off of the fat shit
I’m shooting when someone Snooty Steppes into my mansion
Aim a .5 at ‘85, it’s too late for rebrandin’
This PC port's gonna glitch when the MAC clicks

MX (0:55)
Meowscles tried to make you mad swole
You gave up so hard, you should put your shirt on this flagpole
Without the old Slurp Juice shrinking your pants size
How could you escape? You wouldn’t fit in the damn pipes
In The Society you’re what, 5th wheeling?
So I’ll melt your fucking skin if you’re tryna get Peely
Your old fights? This one’s incredibly different
Cuz now you’re the chicken and it’ll end in an instant
f you got a shotgun, why do you need to poorly scope in
I'll run this level back and forth… you're still reloadin’
Post-nerf, you’d need hundreds of your medallions
They’ll know the exact location your body can be found in
Seizure got you foaming at the mouth; guess you can’t make the leaks brake
I’m hurting you more than some knee pain
False Hero, not Mario. You’ll heat up with how dark I go (wahoo!)
Witness my true form if you really want the smoke

Peter (1:35)
A short horror game that’s 8-bit?
This reminds me of the time when everyone else did the same shit
I’ve gotta wonder; damn, how’d they conceive ya?
Someone saw the Sonic version and ran… out of ideas
Want that hammer back? I’ll blam your temple!
Momentum drops as you flicker out: Super Mario Bros. Special (hehehe)
If FNF was anything to be informed by
You're any day of the week, I'm the whole fortnight
Smack you with my butt scratcher; got an itch, guy?
Carry-All kinda types of straps, I’m clicking when the clip's dry
But I got muscles; I could take you in a fist fight
So what I'm asking is which type of arm will make this bitch die?
Your big update added 1-2 and that’s it?
Jeez, must’ve bashed your head through too many bricks
My knee’s one thing, but your always getting your ankle rolled
Herbert! That’s what you get for obsessing over 8 year olds

-CREDITS-

Written, directed, and beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Additional writing help by Dilly
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Beat produced by 2Deep

Feedback by Danii, Dilly, Fightmarker, Freshy Kanal, TheMonarchy, TheBabyBeef, 01Tyler10, and the spaceship
Shoutout to Luke Reardon, Swizkii, and Zawesome

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

Fortnite Peter Griffin vs Mario '85 | Lame-Ass Rap Battles

Welcome back to Shimario's Rap Battles! We have ourselves a legacy match today, between two horror icons which take the same core ideas, but couldn't execute them any differently. We have Slenderman, the abducting stalker who roams the woods, and Baldi, the very strange antagonist of Baldi's Basics. Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

Just like Weegee vs Tails Doll and Winnie the Pooh vs Snorlax, this battle was created as part of the 100 hour challenge! This year I once again teamed up with GamingPlush64, as well as AngelicWarrior and Segamad66. Big thank you to all 3 of them!

GamingPlush64 as Slenderman (and the principal)
https://www.youtube.com/@GamingPlush64 

Shimario as Baldi
(You're here already silly)

Written by: Shimario and GamingPlush64
Additional Writing by: AngelicWarrior and Segamad66
Beat Produced by: Diamond Style
Beat Arranged by: GamingPlush64
Mixed by: GamingPlush64
Art by: BMB
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Special Thanks to: JustGamer, Walk, and my 100 Hour Challenge team

Lyrics: 
https://docs.google.com/document/d/19nLTyAvRlDNCw5Jak9v3Us5qhKC2rlsMyo__Ns1XVE4/edit?usp=sharing

Slenderman vs Baldi's Basics - Rap Battle!

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have musical entities that cause stress to those who come across them; Mad Piano from Big Boo’s Haunt in Super Mario 64 versus Bop It, 90’s audio toy sensation. Enjoy!

TheMonarchy as Mad Piano
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@TheMonarchyVA / https://www.youtube.com/@OliTheMonarchy / https://www.youtube.com/@monarchybattleraps
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/olithemonarchy
SoundCloud:
https://soundcloud.com/oli-the-monarchy

Eric the Audible as Bop It
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@EricTheAudible
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/erictheaudible
SoundCloud:
https://soundcloud.com/central-rap-battles  

-LYRICS-

Mad Piano (0:09)
Yo! Looking for eight coins? There’s one to your left!
But it’s not the only thing I have covered in red
I’ll bop you ‘til you shatter! Make your circuitry bleed sparks
Plus you’ll find the key of my teeth… B#
See this chair? Sit down, take the polite road
Soprano C, you’re gonna scream out on a high note
I'm not settling, I demolish a score
I keep banging! And keep banging! And keep banging! And keep banging!
It’s like this Dizaster got me paying homage to Cort
See these coffins falling? Next thing you know, you’re falling in yours
On the topic of court; for being lame, you've stood accused
I'm not judging when these shelves start throwing books at you
Had a little fad and just kept extending that
It's like Simon Said "instead of memory, test their attention span"
Between the cash grabs and narrators so obnoxious
I got a command for you!... stop it.

Bop It (0:54)
Did I rattle your cage, dude? You’re Mad cuz I’m way smooth
Piano should stay tuned! I’m naturally playin’ you!
Wanting red? I’ll leave you spinning. You gotta be kidding
Thinking you’re the grand type... You’re more MIDI
You move so slow, I circle you with no running
If you hear boos around you, It’s not your ghost buddies
Haven’t you realized I’m twisted yet?
Fitnessgram shit; I'll make sure Suicide Drills in your head
You’re the least scary thing in your “sCaRy oLd hOuSe”
Walking wobbly like you hopped off the merry-go-round
Wait, yeah, you belong in that kinda room
There's been a remake and a port: this piano’s on loop (c’mon!)
More per minute, you’re getting b-b-beaten
You couldn’t hit me in Smash R-R-Remix
Save the jumpscare, you won’t pull it with me
After your little lullaby, I’m going to sleep!

-CREDITS-

Written, directed, and beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Beat produced by 2Deep
Beat purchased by Fightmarker

Feedback by TheMonarchy, Fightmarker, Syroquise, and the spaceship
Shoutout to RacconBroVA, Dilly, TaigaTonic, Dani, Sculpture_, and the Smash Remix team

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

Bop It vs Mad Piano | Rap Battle (HARB)

LYRICS

Poniko/UBOA
Uh… do you have some kind of business?
‘Cause the D.A.R.E. showcase is in the Violence District
So… if you could leave, that’d be great since
Seeing you’re roaming the streets, I can get why Madotsuki stays in

Shady look, head to knee, cloaked, no identity 
Looking like another seller price-gouging LS…D
Um.. could you stop.. flipping… the light switch?
‘Cause… you might have a… bit… of a slight trip

THERE’S NO NEED TO PINCH YOURSELF
YOU WANTED THIS, AND AS A REWARD, I’LL GIVE YOU HELL
WATCH YOUR WORLD CHANGE AS YOUR SIGHTS SET ON THE NIGHT TERROR
ENTER, MR. SANDMAN, WELCOME TO THE WHITE DESERT

IT’S OBVIOUS JUST FROM THE SIGHT OF THIS MAN
AND IT MAKES SENSE WHY HE NEVER LEFT OUTSIDE OF JAPAN
YOU’RE FACELESS, BLAND, AND LEAVE PEOPLE’S BRAINS SCATTERED 
WASHED OUT FROM MINDS ‘CAUSE YOU LACK ANY GREY MATTER

The Grey Man
IT’S TIME FOR A CHANGE. A PLACE TO WAKE UP 
FLOWERS. HE HAD FOUR. USE THE COMPANY. 
CONTACT FOR MORE DETAILS. I CAN’T DO IT FOR YOU. 
ZERO. TEN. TEN. ZERO. SEVEN. ZERO.           ASMIK. 

Wake up, there is no room for sleep.
You cannot move or leave. This is no lucid dream.
Now take this pill and join me, go take the plunge,
Watch an easter egg crack like your brain on drugs.

Composed of the stuff that’s - more than - 24 side effects.
Composed of the stuff - to leave you lying - lying - lie in bed.
Composed of the stuff - see figures leave and reappear - time and time again.
No one - talks to you - you’re one more - sight to them.

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Take a trip. See, I originated this
Send players through 11 - 12 pieces, make them sick.
You’re a copy- a copy, take this pill and-ta-take it in,
I wrote down the Dream Journal, you just emulated it.

Sink Downer, and Downer, and Downer, and Downer
And Downer, and Downer, and Downer, and Downer…
Don’t wake up.
Dizzy, loopy, passed out - under the - streetlight.
Sleep tight.

UBOA
PUT ME TO SLEEP? YOU SHOULD GIVE IT A REST
‘CUZ THAT WASN’T A HANGOVER, JUST A CRICK IN THE NECK
AND THAT’S ALL THAT YOU ARE, SO GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM
OR COME WIPE MY MIND, I’D BE GLAD TO FORGET YOU

NO WONDER ASMIK COULDN’T MAKE YOUR STUFF SELL
‘CAUSE WHO’S WANTING A WALKING SIMULATOR THAT CAN’T RUN WELL?
YOU WANT PEOPLE TO BOOT UP YOUR EMULATOR AND DREAM TOO
BUT NOW THEY NEED TO BOOT UP AN EMULATOR TO SEE YOU

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The Grey Man
I live in your conscious.           your subconscious.
The dark thoughts - buried - lying - lie in bed unconscious.
You hole up in your home - in your home - interacting is dread.
But you are not alone

Only cared about when the lights cut out since
You don’t fit - the spotlight, more the dark that surrounds it.
So - so lonely, starving for attention.
When you go to sleep, don’t be startled by my presence.

CREDITS

Kurobane Azia as Poniko and UBOA

Rosenthal as The Grey Man
Snakebite126 as Also The Grey Man

Written by Rabi
Beat prod. by DumbChild
Additional instrumental work by ENNWAY
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by linterteatime
Cover Art by Rabi

UBOA vs. The Grey Man - Rap Battle

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