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The music disc art was also made by me.
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12 - Fanmade Minecraft music disc

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Lycanthropy || (FNF) OFFICAL BY OSWALD D-SIDE MOD (Check desc)

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of horrible collectathon games; Data Design Interactive’s infamous Ninjabread Man versus Preston’s Hourglass. Enjoy!

Commander Jacob as Preston Ramirez
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@CommanderJacob
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/commander_jacob
SoundCloud:
https://soundcloud.com/commanderjacob

Rosenthal as Ninjabread Man
YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@rosenthal5904?si=QJMCXg9nvRyrKt9g
SoundCloud:
https://on.soundcloud.com/cmCkAVLLNpLdHBJK7

-LYRICS-

Preston (0:10)
Ramirez on the mic, you’re unwelcome in my domain
I’ll crush your candy bars cuz I’m fucking insane
Twist you up; pretzel. Disappear; presto
Motion controls? Now your buttons getting pressed, bro

Drown you in a sea of punchlines. I’m a hitter
My money can’t be thicker; hourglass figures
Bash your skull in, you’ll get left with dents
Not a fan? Explain that pressed-in head

Cuz I’m p-r-e-s-t-o-n-exclamation
Call Zool, get your reject remake and remake it
This little cookie is not tough
Ninjabread. Is. Ticking… me off, cunt

DDI’s like CDI. Maime you and your lazy twins
Bring all the shovelware; just more graves to dig
Don’t ask for the dough-jo, You're not worth half a dime
It’s not just Anubis being lost to the sands of time

Ninjabread Man (0:53)
Fuck a swarm of bees, this is some buggy shit
Get the mic outta your hand; human or oven mitt
Indie dissing employees; you be-little
Now catch this candyman crack down Mr. Peanut Brittle

As for your wife, ever wonder why her ass ain’t home?
She’s at my place letting me explore her catacombs
But now I wish I didn’t think to get kinky
Because the both of you look like some sorta wrinkly Twinkies

You’re a product of Baldi and Banban, and Bendy
And Tattletail, Spooky, and Granny, and Slendy
So don't talk remade shit
How do walls only made of gray bricks counter oversaturation?

You look like your hat shoulda been a bedpan
Check the headband. Wu-Tang shit; NinjaRedman
You Crashed more than Bandicoot! It’s not right
Not talking mechanics; tell Dreadful it’s…  stop time

-CREDITS- 

Written, directed, and beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Fightmarker
Beat produced by 2Deep
Additional instruments by Capsun ProAudio and David Oliver

Feedback by Shimario, bloody_queers, and the spaceship
Shoutout to JustGamer, RNG, ColeTheCole, Nugget, and Walk

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

Ninjabread Man vs Preston's Hourglass | Half-Ass Rap Battles

ALL OST'S ARE NOT MINE.
Give big credit and support to Mob Games

Composer: Blake Butler

Poppy Playtime  Chapter 3 OST (03) - Where Dreams Come To Die

Hey all!

STARRING 
Hazelmoth as Berdly  
JustGamer as Scott The Woz 

Written by:
ForgottenSon 

Beat by:
Anywaywell 

Mixing and Mastering by:
EssZee

Thumbnail by:
Box 

Berdly:
Who is this man that stands in the presence
of someone that's anything but imperfection?
and so handsome too, but that needs not a mention.
I’ll have him reported and sent to detention!
Kris! Please watch closely and step back, there’s nothing to scared of
When I serve him like a Wendy’s employee, time to Square up!
Mr. Scott The Woz, I got awful lot 
to go off upon on how your thoughts are flawed
On RPGs, pardon me? You best knock it off!
Not hard to see why your TV spot was dropped!
You'll lose this, unlike your V-card, so how does it feel, fool?
that I'm running circles around you, and cleaning house like Steel Wool!
You’ve copied AVGN for what seems like Borderline Forever
I guess it’s true what they all say: Nerds of a feather flock together!
I’m the Queen’s best! Halbird equipped! And It’s ready to cut you off like your stubble
but, you’re pretty used to having Blue birds give you trouble (heh).

Scott:
Hey all, Scott here! And I gotta say I'm quite surprised 
I didn't think I'd meet the embodiment of r/niceguys 
But closer look on how people react to him, and I learned something 
I see how you’re a gamer, Berdly, all you do is push their buttons
Now, The game’s afoot let’s Take a look 
at every single game I could leave a faker shook  
With vids I’ve written so consistent any way I could
while Noelle made sure that your grades were good
And let’s talk about her;
You won the spelling bee, cuz she never spoke 
Then fast forward, say you love her friend, 
and she made sure you’re the one who choked!
I’m watched by millions online, no lie on the scale of my success
While you’re so unremarkable, you blend in crowds like “Oh s%#&, Gex?”
This GameBoy needs his handheld and if you think you're Ballin’ in rap
Well, you can ask Polybius what happens when I’m up to bat.


Berdly: 
If that’s the best you had for me, You're pulling my leg like the Madden Curse,
It’s a fact, this nerd has vegan friends and they’d pack more beef if they spat a verse
If you're seen by Millions, Scott, then going on trending should be easy as pie 
But it doesn't take a genius like me to see that your vids aren't a Gamer's Delight 
I’m sure to leave you thrown out like Wii U’s out of your window when I show my flow 
But then, I mean, who'd tune in every week to see a dude who's from Ohio?
It's quite apt what JonTron called you when he saw what your fanbase committed.
Cause who in the world would buy merch from someone who sounds like a terminal illness?

Scott:
Still tryna be fly? Well, I am surprised considering how you often you tried to save face
So why does a guy that’s wise, in his mind, end up like his puzzles - out of place?
Every time you had something to prove, it went down the Toilet like Zip-lash, it’s true 
It's sad you thought the Queen was a gamer, but the only thing that she played was you!
You had some good intentions but your end goal, I must say, are boring
Making a Dark Fountain's not a way to get The Lightners Roaring
So, before I pull the plug, I’ll make like Snowgrave and give you advice 
Next time you think of battling me, be prepared to be put on ice



Next time: I CHOOSE YOU!!!
(Ft. Toony Loony and Langle)

Berdly Vs Scott The Woz - Rap Battles of the Forgotten!

Figured I’d start uploading more of my more recent battles to here.

Mancha as Superhorse
Tommy Salommy as Aquarrior

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Valentine Productions
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Cover-Art by MC Fawful
Special thanks to Cranice

LYRICS:

Superhorse:
Out of all the 90s cartoons, this one they thought would stick?
Well, let’s do this like your only season, pal, and make it quick!
Now, I’ve sided with pigs, but they haven’t had as much hacks,
As this wack slashing kid who really thinks he’s all that!
So when I put pen to paper, this cage’ll meet his maker!
Only got famous by being another PSA faker!
Cause when you were designed at first, it seems you met a cruel fate,
Dude, you look like Captain Planet morphed to fight off Kool-Aid.

Aquarrior:
You can’t talk about my looks when you’ve got your places switched up,
I mean, this city horse? They must’ve had the farm-mixed up.
I’d reckon you’re taking second, so this battle? You’ll lose it!
Cause if you wanna bring beef… ask your villain to do it.
Don’t need Mr. Mineral to go and rock the mic!
So go back into traffic if you wanna try and stop this fight!
I’ve seen plastic bottles that have better rapping,
So face me and my blade and you’ll surely be left packing!
I’ll go spin discs so wicked against this critter that’s vintage,
There’s no need to pull the plug when he’s already sinking!
Don’t try to steal the win when all your copies are misused!
Cause it seems stealing from other heroes’ your biggest issue!

Superhorse:
You must be Crazy if you think I would fear this,
Even your Animation’s more Alive than your lyrics!
Spent decades in the pit of obscurity you’re hiding in,
Seems you’re not really a King at blowing up like Hydrogen.
Speaking of, maybe ask for tips on how to spit,
Cause right now, it looks like your ice castle’s all that’s got drip.
You can’t take my throne of 90s media when we forgot you!
You’re the heir? I’m in the air! Dude, I’m already above you!
I’m ripping a fake like a page and I’ll say that they’ll be in more hues than a cape!
Been making the bank while you’re raking in hate and I’m leaving you drowned like a foe in a lake!
I could claim it was a mistake to be clowning your show,
But I guess you should be used to being surrounded by flow!

Aquarrior:
I thought this fly kid would show some more violence,
Should’ve made like your cape’s initials and stayed silent.
Wanted to go take the gold, but you’ll stay at number two,
Cause when I go sound the horns, Superhorse will meet his doom!
Pushed your writers to the edge, tried to make a quack comic,
Then your story fell off worse than your first villain, how ironic.
It’s time I close the book on this foal, your whole story bores me,
So you don’t need to can it when the press did it for me!

Superhorse vs Aquarrior - TriangleBattles

Ódio e vento EP

Yet another horror story that might raise quire a few questions, but also a Creepypasta mystery of what we're not being told.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3kHO12ZH0w

Read along! The story can be found here: https://unsettlingstories.com/2016/10/05/wikileaks-rejected-a-state-department-document-and-demanded-that-i-destroy-it/

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 11)

WikiLeaks Rejected a State Department Document by UnsettlingStories.com

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Welcome to the eleventh X Rap Battle where we have two outcasted supernatural-sight-seers going head to head.

-Cast-
Azia as Lydia Deetz
Jay as Norman Babcock
Mancha as Beetlejuice (cameo)

—Lyrics—
Norman Babcock (0:11):
Ah, geez.
A lifeless, whining emo complaining about her mommy?
Oh, no… I thought I had taken care of all those zombies.
Well, I’m used to talking with the dead, hauntings are no wicked threat.
I’m facing horrid forces while you’re faced with hatred and neglect
Get back in your attic! None of your horror could rattle me,
But that hair is bringing scares that could leave Agatha in agony!
I’m packing heat for cremation! I’ll seal your tragic fate kid.
So back off! You don’t last long stepping in animation!

Lydia Deetz (0:33):
When it comes to strange and unusual, I’ve seen plenty.
But claiming a sixth sense, when your film doesn’t make any?
Living hidden in my darkroom, but I’m flipping on the switch,
Cause when I fire up the stake, it’s the seasoning of the witch!
Oh, you have such a sad life? Give me the Deetz,
Cause I’m about to bring a beat to leave you shaking in your sheets!
I’ve beaten creepier beasts, you’re the weakest to defeat!
Another owner of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased!
If we’re trading blows with cinema, then you should be mortified.
I suggest you just return into the shadow of Coraline!
After all, your demise is usual for your town. 
Step to me and be the second little kid burnt to the ground!

Norman Babcock (1:06):
They say that you’re a heartthrob, but I guess I was misled by,
The fact that the only boyfriend you’ve had is a dead guy.
If the feature is Beetlejuice, then turn off the TV quick,
It’s quite the nightmare sitting through another Burton emo flick.
Tim got asked on for Batman, now you’re left abandoned
I keep telling you, kneel/Neil, cuz your cartoons don’t stand up
If you really want to play, you would mess up the role with no lines!
But I’m on the stage again, and it’s...it’s...

Beetlejuice: 
It’s showtime!

Lydia Deetz (1:29):
Talking about my love life like you could have better?
The only girl you’ve hit on was your own ancestor.
None of your past specters equal what Deetz unleashes,
I’ve made you stop-motion. Rest in pieces…

-Writers-
Jay and B O R K

See you next time!

Paranorman vs. Lydia Deetz - X Rap Battles #11.

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