From this point onwards, we won't be having announcers for SoundCloud audios, but SPM's crazy voice will still be there on the YouTube videos!

Monokuma:
Welcome to Hope's Peak Academy! Puhuhu…
You’ll find this punishment more fun than the kids you abuse
And I know I can’t say much considering I killed a few
But now I don’t have to worry about that diss coming from you!
That tiny land you got could never match-up to my Jabberwock
Don’t you talk! That past of yours only makes you a laughingstock!
It makes me hot thinking about how your title was left to rot
They looked at what you got and then said “what if we made them tots?”
Chris, take your win and throw it down the Flush of Shame
You’re insane! Poke the bear and these claws will leave you maimed
I’ll make sure your body’s undiscovered— like anyone would be sleuthin’
I’m claiming my victory like the copyright on Reunion!

Chris McLean:
Morning campers! Today’s challenge is delayed
Because this teddy bear doesn’t know when to stay in his Lean!
So let’s get right to the Action, campers, it’s time to vote!
Looks like you’re another loser I’m sending off in a boat
The only despair you’re getting now are the fan’s reception
You say you’re too advanced for NASA, but you’re stuck in suspension
With your body count I don’t get how I’m similar to you
Not to mention the way you treat your own kids! Not cool, dude!

Monokuma:
Your history and everything you ever had is gone!
So move on! You’re so Ridonculous they replaced you with Don!
No Truth behind the Bullets you shot; you’re just outmatched, kid
Before another Chris gets slapped, I suggest you bury the Hatchet

Chris McLean:
I’m first class, the one and only! While you’re one of many
Just need to Alter your Ego to make your whole scheme unsteady
The sidekick to Junko is nothing but a Drama Machine
And your whole killing game got executed by a bunch of teens!
I’ve never seen anything like this on my World Tour!
You’re done! I got 2 more seasons, so I’ll continue to soar!
That’s enough fire for this ceremony and your elimination
This marshmallow’s now chewed out with no Future for it’s Foundation!

Cast/Crew:
Kamren the Person as Monokuma
jacuto as Chris McLean
Written by DonivideR
Mixed by Light
Beat by Epistra
Art by EpicMonkey & LimJJ
Soundcloud Cover by L1bUrN

Monokuma vs. Chris McLean - Crazy Diss Wars

friday night funkin, am i right, ladies?
MetalFireVA as Tankman
JustGamer as Scratch Cat
Beat produced by LionRiddims
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by Grenade

Battle:
Scratch Cat:
(Hey!) I’mma teach a lesson and I expect you to listen,
Bout to fire off shots and I don’t need your ammunition
This cat’s out the bag! Here’s a rule you should keep, hack
Got envy towards me? I suggest you press the green flag
The MIT MC vs NG? Please!
Why did FNF revive this pile of STDs?
Flash got trashed and I’m still living on
While this sailor mouth must still live with his mom

Tankman:
Look what the cat dragged in, a wack rap that I can trash on
Need to shut that mouth, kid, this pussy needs a tampon
Don’t need tanks to show you that I’m scary
Doesn’t take a pro to know your coding’s not binary

Scratch Cat:
I create the building blocks for bright stars in the future
While you create a place for the world’s biggest losers
Now kids watch your stuff, you should know you’re corrupt
Really think you’re tough? well-

Tankman:
Ugh, shut the fuck up! 
I want you to go home, if you won’t though
I’ll start runnin’ you over and I’ll have ya goin’ “Oh noes!”
Think you fired shots, but you.. missed me, I’m
Gonna.. flip this battle like a.. 69
Bruh. How could you beat me without your guard on, 
I mean, it’s killing my hard-on and you fuckin’ know I hate that
Won’t need Steve to beat this sleazy cheater, leave a mark on
This robot with its parts gone, scar Tron so you’ll take last

Scratch Cat:
Listen, mister, clowns are something I don’t tolerate
You’re awful and you’ve fallen off, I’ll dominate
Your page and leave a copy-pasted, awkward wasted flop erased
You’re not so great, while I’m a scholar mocking this unlawful snake that Johnny made
You think you’re manly with your phallus jokes and war crimes?
Please, I’m a cat and I’ve been even tougher more times

Tankman:
What’s this slander being spread against me?
Motherfuckin’ OG vs a dead meme?
Go stuff your words in your gullet and shove it up where the sun don’t shine
So tough, while you’re nothing, can’t even punch a line
(yeah) Not afraid to shove a shottie up your spine
I’d fuck your mother, but I’d prolly have to cut in line

Scratch Cat:
This captain is cappin’ if he thinks that I’m gonna cave in
Maybe drop the tanks and go back to your mother’s basement

Tankman:
Damn, even flashbangs are less grating than that voice
So why don’t you shut it up, go and suck my sack, boy! (OHHH)

Tankman vs Scratch Cat - Rap Cypher #29

ThatAdorableFox as Osaka
ThanosQuack as Scooter
Elizalkin as Announcer

Written by ThanosQuack
Additional writing by Elizalkin
Beat by louisflip
Mixed by jordy
Thumbnail by Elizalkin
Special thanks to Rosenthal and the rest of the Maryheads, Shimario, the Krusty Krab Krew and baggio

Lyrics:
Osaka Verse 1:

Oh my gah! I can’t believe my eyes!
It’s Jeffy from SML if he put his safety gear aside

To do super dangerous stunts for the minimal approval
Think about your fans moving from their seats if you wanna talk Scooters (wow!)

Got fame repeating Sata Andagii
Chew you out like Sata Andagii

I may be the dumb one, but I don’t kid
When I thought my brain couldn’t be mushier I watched one of your vids aww

Even 100% off is more than your worth is at
Who’d get pleasure with their hand up your ass? No strings attached?

And with no more cash after losing ads (uuh), for once it’s got me thinking
That it’s the second time that you got rode on by a “rich” kid

Your half-dad saw a missing person’s poster
And submitted you without thought like how I am with homework

And any other chance you’d get a loving family now
Would be thrown away for fun like the key to a beach house!

Scooter Verse 1:

Hey! My name’s Scooter! Says it on my shirt
If you mess with me, I’m gonna go berserk

Just built a ramp and the trick I hit will be so cool
I’m going to space, you’re just spacing out in school! (aaaah)

Forget the mic, this fight’ll be the thing that Scooter picks up
Scooter likes to go for low blows, try not to hiccup!

Next time you take your eye drops I’ll drop you and give you pink eye
Then the fatgirl’s croquettes won’t be the only thing with red inside

Speaking of riding, your creator likes to draw that with women
Fatboy used an old porn design to create your Mrs.

Wanted to be the formal one, but with her pressure on the first day
Your accent was left like your chair, rocking sideways to sideways

All those chopsticks aren’t as busted as your chances as a professor
Debunking stereotypes are the one thing you’ll get to lecture

And even if you think you’ll get to college with those numb nuts
I’m not spending hours reading about your members playing Among Us!

Osaka Verse 2:

Stereotypes are something you and your bro should know to my knowledge
He drew the line and your first instinct was to grind on it

Were made a mindless clone cuz Cody wanted to be hip 
But the only jeans/genes you're rocking are that god awful drip (bleh!)

Scooter Verse 2:

And the only fans you’re rocking are the awkward men who worship you
Once you start adult life, you’ll see more than one Kimura soon

Too bad you’ll be dead then
I’ll build another scooter for my collection and your bones serve a swell foundation

Osaka vs Scooter (Azumanga Daioh vs SML) | 100 Hour Rap Battle Challenge

Starved : Leo Barqui
The Tortured One : Kamren 

Written by Kamren
Additional Help from AlchemyKing
Art by Trakked and CreeperPasta
Beat Prod : Allrounda
Mixed by Kamren
Special Thanks to AdamDRB

Starved Eggman :
Thousands of leagues underneath, very fitting for a sea star
You'll never measure to my intellect and bars
I’m created by a Dumbie but christ, so far
For the first time in forever, I'm actually Starved
Much unlike your comic, the world isn't black and white
So allow me to paint it red with the blood of your kind
First I’ll have you burned in my Furnace like a Flicky
You cannot hope to diss me, you copy of a kitty
I loved that hedgehog, savored every single piece
Tormented by SpongeBob, served up as Krabby Patty meat ;
A tragedy, so sad to see the suffering and agony
Of not getting your taste, so please, gnash at me!

The Tortured One :
I’d ask, but I know exactly how you feed
How unfortunate, I'm not one to appease
Best hope your Fight or Flight response is enough for salvation
For I don't know what's more suspended, myself or your animation
You're just like Eugene, a hollow shell on the outside
Filled with naught but greed, I'd recommend you open wide
Grow a spine, tuck it under your tail, hide and find
Squidward does your job better and doesn't even try
Join death in its dance! Old Man Jenkins needs to realize
You're this way cuz you got a taste of bird : Kentucky Fried!
Come close and embrace, you don't even know your fate
When I complete you more than your mod's last release date

Starved Eggman :
Oh little star, I don’t think you get the concept
You’re a severed limb, an ingredient that was kept
From the eye of one beholder and how did he react?
His mind went like my base, exploded upon impact
All because they didn't ask? Horrid customers, I assure you
Yet the solution to your problem was... feeding them tofu?
Actually, this vermin doesn't deserve to be between my teeth
I'd sooner pick a pack of Snickers if I wanted bars to eat

The Tortured One :
Arrogance won't save you, come catch these hands
Even for you, that's on the nose, I'll rip it out like Mermaid Man
You're putting me to sleep with how out of tune your voice is
Don't preach to me about my feasts, words don't absolve your choices
Regenerating all your blows, slowing you down like your nemesis
The only thing you bit off was another pasta’s Genesys
Never let him cook again, Eggman's cracked on my chains
The life's already dead in his eyes, not worthy to be my Prey

Starved vs The Bikini Bottom Horror - Rap Battle! (ft. Leo Barqui)

Audio mixed by Matthew

Benson - Zander
Squidward - Justin

Benson:
Mordecai and rigby take this bitch away to put him back under the sea
No matter how much you complain, your ass is now working for me!
Oh wait I don’t hire slackers that kiss other people’s asses
No wonder everyone under bikini bottom thinks you’re a bastard!
Do I even need to try? I can get skips to fuck up your squid ass 
And your nose is bigger than Mr Krab’s weird fetish for cash!
How can you even battle, even patrick thinks you’re a prick
And grow some balls, no one wants to get near that bikini bottom dick!

Squidward:
Could you be quiet! I’m trying to play my clarinet, you’re being rude!  
Quit rapping and go back to shouting at your employee's for being better than you.
I’m a squid, you’re a candy machine with his patience too small
My voice is annoying? You sound like you’ve been kicked in your gumballs!
I don’t even need to swear to tell you that your show shouldn’t be on TV
You need to stop being a little bitch, and this is coming from me.
I’m gonna tear you limb from limb, this proves you’re a hypocrite and a liar!
Breaking your nose if you don’t be quiet because this time YOU’RE FIRED!

Benson:
Yes, I am a candy machine, thats why my rhymes are fucking sweet
You work at the krusty crap, this isn’t the first time you’ve tasted defeat
You slacker, stop holding that clarinet like its a god damn dildo!
Face it you’re gay, it says it in your name, Mr. Tentacles 
You’re the reason your show sucks just like your career
A mutated squid trying to rap is the last thing I fear
Stop slacking, your music is like your job, pure dirt!
Now stop sucking spongebob’s dick and GET BACK TO WORK!

Squidward:
What work? I’m not the one with a dispenser as a vagina 
You don’t belong in a cartoon you belong in a fast food diner
I’ll lyrically beat you too death, your glass head will shatter! 
I would ink you till you're blind, but I have control over my bladder.
I’m a squidward, under the sea, you’re just some washed up turd
I’m bout to leave you more embarrassed than when you are on say that word 
Take anger management, and stop yelling you're making my ears bleed 
And those so called rhymes you're spitting is just like you're job, plain shitty


Squidward vs Benson. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of horrible collectathon games; Data Design Interactive’s infamous Ninjabread Man versus Preston’s Hourglass. Enjoy!

Commander Jacob as Preston Ramirez
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@CommanderJacob
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/commander_jacob
SoundCloud:
https://soundcloud.com/commanderjacob

Rosenthal as Ninjabread Man
YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@rosenthal5904?si=QJMCXg9nvRyrKt9g
SoundCloud:
https://on.soundcloud.com/cmCkAVLLNpLdHBJK7

-LYRICS-

Preston (0:10)
Ramirez on the mic, you’re unwelcome in my domain
I’ll crush your candy bars cuz I’m fucking insane
Twist you up; pretzel. Disappear; presto
Motion controls? Now your buttons getting pressed, bro

Drown you in a sea of punchlines. I’m a hitter
My money can’t be thicker; hourglass figures
Bash your skull in, you’ll get left with dents
Not a fan? Explain that pressed-in head

Cuz I’m p-r-e-s-t-o-n-exclamation
Call Zool, get your reject remake and remake it
This little cookie is not tough
Ninjabread. Is. Ticking… me off, cunt

DDI’s like CDI. Maime you and your lazy twins
Bring all the shovelware; just more graves to dig
Don’t ask for the dough-jo, You're not worth half a dime
It’s not just Anubis being lost to the sands of time

Ninjabread Man (0:53)
Fuck a swarm of bees, this is some buggy shit
Get the mic outta your hand; human or oven mitt
Indie dissing employees; you be-little
Now catch this candyman crack down Mr. Peanut Brittle

As for your wife, ever wonder why her ass ain’t home?
She’s at my place letting me explore her catacombs
But now I wish I didn’t think to get kinky
Because the both of you look like some sorta wrinkly Twinkies

You’re a product of Baldi and Banban, and Bendy
And Tattletail, Spooky, and Granny, and Slendy
So don't talk remade shit
How do walls only made of gray bricks counter oversaturation?

You look like your hat shoulda been a bedpan
Check the headband. Wu-Tang shit; NinjaRedman
You Crashed more than Bandicoot! It’s not right
Not talking mechanics; tell Dreadful it’s…  stop time

-CREDITS- 

Written, directed, and beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Fightmarker
Beat produced by 2Deep
Additional instruments by Capsun ProAudio and David Oliver

Feedback by Shimario, bloody_queers, and the spaceship
Shoutout to JustGamer, RNG, ColeTheCole, Nugget, and Walk

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

Ninjabread Man vs Preston's Hourglass | Half-Ass Rap Battles

Titanium1208 as Junkrat
Matt Raichous as Roadhog, Octogon, and Rhomboid

Beat by Hollywood Legends
Written and Mixed by Matt Raichous
Additional Help from Gengo

LYRICS
JUNKERS
Let her rip! We’re leaving the Vreedles bleeding like stuck pigs.
Bringing the apocalypse. Hope you’re ready to bomb! Bitch.
We’ll bust you down like Junkertown, leave these hokey hicks deadened
‘Cause no alien can save you from our  ‘splosive armageddon
You tried to hook the audience, but no one fears the repo
‘Cause these polygonal pests keep getting flattened like mosquitoes
Just like Dodecahedron we’ll leave these brothers overshadowed
So, give up the bounty hunting, and walk away from this battle.

VREEDLES
(Mhm!) Your flow was decent, but you need some harder disses (Boid.)
You had some good ideas, but your delivery was missin’ (Boid!)
(What!?) Fire back, don’t give the enemy advice.
It’s a Rap Battle dummy, so quit actin’ all nice (Oh.)
We’ll leave you nerfed like an update no one asked for
Bringin’ home the bacon! From a nuclear reactor.
Facing off with Vreedles is a plan that proves impractical
‘Cause we won’t need Isosceles to neutralize these animals

JUNKERS
Let’s clear them out, leave some country bumpkin trash beat
Clones or not, we’re gonna send ‘em back to the scrap heap!
I’m tired of your voices, the noises and the bitchin’
Can’t take the heat we’re spitting? then stay out of our kitchen!
It’s a good day for some mayhem! We’ll leave you in a crater!
Blast through your defenses like a shield generator!
Fire in the hole, while we’re going Whole Hog
‘Cause we’re locked, and loaded, and leaving you blown up!

VREEDLES
Do you hear that Octagon? I believe they mean to brawl.
I’ll take Wham-Shell! I’ll take the one that no one knows at all!
From the rollout of the battle you’ve been firing and fighting hard
Vreedles on the beat, we’re blowing up like the Annihilarrgh
Withstood the powers of the Omnitrix, you ain’t stoppin’ us 
Fire all scraps you want, Vreedles won’t stop poppin’ up
We are what you might call the winners of this conflict
Better let your Queen know that you two done been whipped!

The Junkers vs. The Vreedle Brothers - Saturday Morning Rap Bonus (ft. Titanium1208)

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Welcome to the eleventh X Rap Battle where we have two outcasted supernatural-sight-seers going head to head.

-Cast-
Azia as Lydia Deetz
Jay as Norman Babcock
Mancha as Beetlejuice (cameo)

—Lyrics—
Norman Babcock (0:11):
Ah, geez.
A lifeless, whining emo complaining about her mommy?
Oh, no… I thought I had taken care of all those zombies.
Well, I’m used to talking with the dead, hauntings are no wicked threat.
I’m facing horrid forces while you’re faced with hatred and neglect
Get back in your attic! None of your horror could rattle me,
But that hair is bringing scares that could leave Agatha in agony!
I’m packing heat for cremation! I’ll seal your tragic fate kid.
So back off! You don’t last long stepping in animation!

Lydia Deetz (0:33):
When it comes to strange and unusual, I’ve seen plenty.
But claiming a sixth sense, when your film doesn’t make any?
Living hidden in my darkroom, but I’m flipping on the switch,
Cause when I fire up the stake, it’s the seasoning of the witch!
Oh, you have such a sad life? Give me the Deetz,
Cause I’m about to bring a beat to leave you shaking in your sheets!
I’ve beaten creepier beasts, you’re the weakest to defeat!
Another owner of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased!
If we’re trading blows with cinema, then you should be mortified.
I suggest you just return into the shadow of Coraline!
After all, your demise is usual for your town. 
Step to me and be the second little kid burnt to the ground!

Norman Babcock (1:06):
They say that you’re a heartthrob, but I guess I was misled by,
The fact that the only boyfriend you’ve had is a dead guy.
If the feature is Beetlejuice, then turn off the TV quick,
It’s quite the nightmare sitting through another Burton emo flick.
Tim got asked on for Batman, now you’re left abandoned
I keep telling you, kneel/Neil, cuz your cartoons don’t stand up
If you really want to play, you would mess up the role with no lines!
But I’m on the stage again, and it’s...it’s...

Beetlejuice: 
It’s showtime!

Lydia Deetz (1:29):
Talking about my love life like you could have better?
The only girl you’ve hit on was your own ancestor.
None of your past specters equal what Deetz unleashes,
I’ve made you stop-motion. Rest in pieces…

-Writers-
Jay and B O R K

See you next time!

Paranorman vs. Lydia Deetz - X Rap Battles #11.

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