From this point onwards, we won't be having announcers for SoundCloud audios, but SPM's crazy voice will still be there on the YouTube videos!

Monokuma:
Welcome to Hope's Peak Academy! Puhuhu…
You’ll find this punishment more fun than the kids you abuse
And I know I can’t say much considering I killed a few
But now I don’t have to worry about that diss coming from you!
That tiny land you got could never match-up to my Jabberwock
Don’t you talk! That past of yours only makes you a laughingstock!
It makes me hot thinking about how your title was left to rot
They looked at what you got and then said “what if we made them tots?”
Chris, take your win and throw it down the Flush of Shame
You’re insane! Poke the bear and these claws will leave you maimed
I’ll make sure your body’s undiscovered— like anyone would be sleuthin’
I’m claiming my victory like the copyright on Reunion!

Chris McLean:
Morning campers! Today’s challenge is delayed
Because this teddy bear doesn’t know when to stay in his Lean!
So let’s get right to the Action, campers, it’s time to vote!
Looks like you’re another loser I’m sending off in a boat
The only despair you’re getting now are the fan’s reception
You say you’re too advanced for NASA, but you’re stuck in suspension
With your body count I don’t get how I’m similar to you
Not to mention the way you treat your own kids! Not cool, dude!

Monokuma:
Your history and everything you ever had is gone!
So move on! You’re so Ridonculous they replaced you with Don!
No Truth behind the Bullets you shot; you’re just outmatched, kid
Before another Chris gets slapped, I suggest you bury the Hatchet

Chris McLean:
I’m first class, the one and only! While you’re one of many
Just need to Alter your Ego to make your whole scheme unsteady
The sidekick to Junko is nothing but a Drama Machine
And your whole killing game got executed by a bunch of teens!
I’ve never seen anything like this on my World Tour!
You’re done! I got 2 more seasons, so I’ll continue to soar!
That’s enough fire for this ceremony and your elimination
This marshmallow’s now chewed out with no Future for it’s Foundation!

Cast/Crew:
Kamren the Person as Monokuma
jacuto as Chris McLean
Written by DonivideR
Mixed by Light
Beat by Epistra
Art by EpicMonkey & LimJJ
Soundcloud Cover by L1bUrN

Monokuma vs. Chris McLean - Crazy Diss Wars

friday night funkin, am i right, ladies?
MetalFireVA as Tankman
JustGamer as Scratch Cat
Beat produced by LionRiddims
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by Grenade

Battle:
Scratch Cat:
(Hey!) I’mma teach a lesson and I expect you to listen,
Bout to fire off shots and I don’t need your ammunition
This cat’s out the bag! Here’s a rule you should keep, hack
Got envy towards me? I suggest you press the green flag
The MIT MC vs NG? Please!
Why did FNF revive this pile of STDs?
Flash got trashed and I’m still living on
While this sailor mouth must still live with his mom

Tankman:
Look what the cat dragged in, a wack rap that I can trash on
Need to shut that mouth, kid, this pussy needs a tampon
Don’t need tanks to show you that I’m scary
Doesn’t take a pro to know your coding’s not binary

Scratch Cat:
I create the building blocks for bright stars in the future
While you create a place for the world’s biggest losers
Now kids watch your stuff, you should know you’re corrupt
Really think you’re tough? well-

Tankman:
Ugh, shut the fuck up! 
I want you to go home, if you won’t though
I’ll start runnin’ you over and I’ll have ya goin’ “Oh noes!”
Think you fired shots, but you.. missed me, I’m
Gonna.. flip this battle like a.. 69
Bruh. How could you beat me without your guard on, 
I mean, it’s killing my hard-on and you fuckin’ know I hate that
Won’t need Steve to beat this sleazy cheater, leave a mark on
This robot with its parts gone, scar Tron so you’ll take last

Scratch Cat:
Listen, mister, clowns are something I don’t tolerate
You’re awful and you’ve fallen off, I’ll dominate
Your page and leave a copy-pasted, awkward wasted flop erased
You’re not so great, while I’m a scholar mocking this unlawful snake that Johnny made
You think you’re manly with your phallus jokes and war crimes?
Please, I’m a cat and I’ve been even tougher more times

Tankman:
What’s this slander being spread against me?
Motherfuckin’ OG vs a dead meme?
Go stuff your words in your gullet and shove it up where the sun don’t shine
So tough, while you’re nothing, can’t even punch a line
(yeah) Not afraid to shove a shottie up your spine
I’d fuck your mother, but I’d prolly have to cut in line

Scratch Cat:
This captain is cappin’ if he thinks that I’m gonna cave in
Maybe drop the tanks and go back to your mother’s basement

Tankman:
Damn, even flashbangs are less grating than that voice
So why don’t you shut it up, go and suck my sack, boy! (OHHH)

Tankman vs Scratch Cat - Rap Cypher #29

Dilly as Mega Man
VinnyO as X

Mancha as Shovel Knight

Beat by Casey

Lyrics written by Casey, with help from Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Thumbnail by Casey

Mega Man:
Looks like it's not just your shovel you've gone and put in the ground
It's the Blue Bomber rocking the Cerulean Coward!
I'll make you dig your grave and jump inside if you've really come to fight
Leave you pleading on your knees like Wily, call you Grovel Knight
I saved the planet twelve times! How 'bout this cosplayer?
You beat a ghost 'cause she was running Renaissance Fair
Ran through a legion, its liege, and defeated three other people
To save your GF from evil? Your armor's not layered!
Stop and watch with your awful locket, your conquest is all in vain
I don't got to charge up the bombs I'm dropping, 'cause Ferrels knows you're not a pain
Try taking your musical scrolls from who inspired this
Leave this gold digger in the cold like Polar Knight did

Shovel Knight:
I've fought with war machines, I'll be frank, I might scoff 
'Cause I'd thought this trite bot could fire off a slight shot
No matter, I'll make sure that I valiantly defend till the end
You're an android? Allocate this to your memory then!
You keep on trying with Wily, but where your victories have gone
Is just another cliffhanger when you don't finish the job!
Your games get little applause, repeating weird tropes
In the shade of Light's other works, simply a Zero

X:
Bring him into this again and I'll make an example of ya:
Don't put a treasure hunter up against the Maverick Hunter!
It's in the name that I'm crossing you out, firing off flames and napalm from my mouth
Your Shovel of Hope is about to fall out with the hand you've been dealt if you're opting to joust
I'm calling you out, so you best take a swig of that lame shit you got from that trout king
'Cause if you dare to be haughty around me, I'm ready to break all that armor you're walking around in
This glistening little child thinks he's on some Sigma grind
But I think I'll call him Baz the way he seems to scream and cry
Do you copy? Beam me somewhere else, give me a real fight
He couldn't pick this win up in his dreams, like Shield Knight

Shovel Knight:
Even I don't have the willpower within your bored supporters
For your lore has got no order, but I'll still leave you quartered!
I'd stomp this pompous twit with honor, wit and confidence
But I'd not need a knock on the noggin just to put this bot out of consciousness
So I'm dropping hits, won't stop with a pausing glitch 'cause I'm awful pissed
You'll be walking off from this combat sick when I strike you down with sound - that's the Doppler effect
But have you honestly thought of this? All this talk about Copy Chips
Rockman here's rocking rockets, thought he'd spit hard like the roster of bots that he fought with is
But what I've seen more often is
The promise of justice followed with a botched DDoS attempt!
I saved the world from an ethereal nemesis!
You're a glorified officer toting self righteous messages!
Sure I've had my share of spin-offs but I'm thinking that the odd one
Was when your creator signed up for a very different Yacht Club
So my advice is, next time you want to match up: 
I might suggest you take your memories and make a backup

Mega Man vs Shovel Knight - Indie Game Rap Battles #1

ThatAdorableFox as Osaka
ThanosQuack as Scooter
Elizalkin as Announcer

Written by ThanosQuack
Additional writing by Elizalkin
Beat by louisflip
Mixed by jordy
Thumbnail by Elizalkin
Special thanks to Rosenthal and the rest of the Maryheads, Shimario, the Krusty Krab Krew and baggio

Lyrics:
Osaka Verse 1:

Oh my gah! I can’t believe my eyes!
It’s Jeffy from SML if he put his safety gear aside

To do super dangerous stunts for the minimal approval
Think about your fans moving from their seats if you wanna talk Scooters (wow!)

Got fame repeating Sata Andagii
Chew you out like Sata Andagii

I may be the dumb one, but I don’t kid
When I thought my brain couldn’t be mushier I watched one of your vids aww

Even 100% off is more than your worth is at
Who’d get pleasure with their hand up your ass? No strings attached?

And with no more cash after losing ads (uuh), for once it’s got me thinking
That it’s the second time that you got rode on by a “rich” kid

Your half-dad saw a missing person’s poster
And submitted you without thought like how I am with homework

And any other chance you’d get a loving family now
Would be thrown away for fun like the key to a beach house!

Scooter Verse 1:

Hey! My name’s Scooter! Says it on my shirt
If you mess with me, I’m gonna go berserk

Just built a ramp and the trick I hit will be so cool
I’m going to space, you’re just spacing out in school! (aaaah)

Forget the mic, this fight’ll be the thing that Scooter picks up
Scooter likes to go for low blows, try not to hiccup!

Next time you take your eye drops I’ll drop you and give you pink eye
Then the fatgirl’s croquettes won’t be the only thing with red inside

Speaking of riding, your creator likes to draw that with women
Fatboy used an old porn design to create your Mrs.

Wanted to be the formal one, but with her pressure on the first day
Your accent was left like your chair, rocking sideways to sideways

All those chopsticks aren’t as busted as your chances as a professor
Debunking stereotypes are the one thing you’ll get to lecture

And even if you think you’ll get to college with those numb nuts
I’m not spending hours reading about your members playing Among Us!

Osaka Verse 2:

Stereotypes are something you and your bro should know to my knowledge
He drew the line and your first instinct was to grind on it

Were made a mindless clone cuz Cody wanted to be hip 
But the only jeans/genes you're rocking are that god awful drip (bleh!)

Scooter Verse 2:

And the only fans you’re rocking are the awkward men who worship you
Once you start adult life, you’ll see more than one Kimura soon

Too bad you’ll be dead then
I’ll build another scooter for my collection and your bones serve a swell foundation

Osaka vs Scooter (Azumanga Daioh vs SML) | 100 Hour Rap Battle Challenge

Starved : Leo Barqui
The Tortured One : Kamren 

Written by Kamren
Additional Help from AlchemyKing
Art by Trakked and CreeperPasta
Beat Prod : Allrounda
Mixed by Kamren
Special Thanks to AdamDRB

Starved Eggman :
Thousands of leagues underneath, very fitting for a sea star
You'll never measure to my intellect and bars
I’m created by a Dumbie but christ, so far
For the first time in forever, I'm actually Starved
Much unlike your comic, the world isn't black and white
So allow me to paint it red with the blood of your kind
First I’ll have you burned in my Furnace like a Flicky
You cannot hope to diss me, you copy of a kitty
I loved that hedgehog, savored every single piece
Tormented by SpongeBob, served up as Krabby Patty meat ;
A tragedy, so sad to see the suffering and agony
Of not getting your taste, so please, gnash at me!

The Tortured One :
I’d ask, but I know exactly how you feed
How unfortunate, I'm not one to appease
Best hope your Fight or Flight response is enough for salvation
For I don't know what's more suspended, myself or your animation
You're just like Eugene, a hollow shell on the outside
Filled with naught but greed, I'd recommend you open wide
Grow a spine, tuck it under your tail, hide and find
Squidward does your job better and doesn't even try
Join death in its dance! Old Man Jenkins needs to realize
You're this way cuz you got a taste of bird : Kentucky Fried!
Come close and embrace, you don't even know your fate
When I complete you more than your mod's last release date

Starved Eggman :
Oh little star, I don’t think you get the concept
You’re a severed limb, an ingredient that was kept
From the eye of one beholder and how did he react?
His mind went like my base, exploded upon impact
All because they didn't ask? Horrid customers, I assure you
Yet the solution to your problem was... feeding them tofu?
Actually, this vermin doesn't deserve to be between my teeth
I'd sooner pick a pack of Snickers if I wanted bars to eat

The Tortured One :
Arrogance won't save you, come catch these hands
Even for you, that's on the nose, I'll rip it out like Mermaid Man
You're putting me to sleep with how out of tune your voice is
Don't preach to me about my feasts, words don't absolve your choices
Regenerating all your blows, slowing you down like your nemesis
The only thing you bit off was another pasta’s Genesys
Never let him cook again, Eggman's cracked on my chains
The life's already dead in his eyes, not worthy to be my Prey

Starved vs The Bikini Bottom Horror - Rap Battle! (ft. Leo Barqui)

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of horrible collectathon games; Data Design Interactive’s infamous Ninjabread Man versus Preston’s Hourglass. Enjoy!

Commander Jacob as Preston Ramirez
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@CommanderJacob
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/commander_jacob
SoundCloud:
https://soundcloud.com/commanderjacob

Rosenthal as Ninjabread Man
YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@rosenthal5904?si=QJMCXg9nvRyrKt9g
SoundCloud:
https://on.soundcloud.com/cmCkAVLLNpLdHBJK7

-LYRICS-

Preston (0:10)
Ramirez on the mic, you’re unwelcome in my domain
I’ll crush your candy bars cuz I’m fucking insane
Twist you up; pretzel. Disappear; presto
Motion controls? Now your buttons getting pressed, bro

Drown you in a sea of punchlines. I’m a hitter
My money can’t be thicker; hourglass figures
Bash your skull in, you’ll get left with dents
Not a fan? Explain that pressed-in head

Cuz I’m p-r-e-s-t-o-n-exclamation
Call Zool, get your reject remake and remake it
This little cookie is not tough
Ninjabread. Is. Ticking… me off, cunt

DDI’s like CDI. Maime you and your lazy twins
Bring all the shovelware; just more graves to dig
Don’t ask for the dough-jo, You're not worth half a dime
It’s not just Anubis being lost to the sands of time

Ninjabread Man (0:53)
Fuck a swarm of bees, this is some buggy shit
Get the mic outta your hand; human or oven mitt
Indie dissing employees; you be-little
Now catch this candyman crack down Mr. Peanut Brittle

As for your wife, ever wonder why her ass ain’t home?
She’s at my place letting me explore her catacombs
But now I wish I didn’t think to get kinky
Because the both of you look like some sorta wrinkly Twinkies

You’re a product of Baldi and Banban, and Bendy
And Tattletail, Spooky, and Granny, and Slendy
So don't talk remade shit
How do walls only made of gray bricks counter oversaturation?

You look like your hat shoulda been a bedpan
Check the headband. Wu-Tang shit; NinjaRedman
You Crashed more than Bandicoot! It’s not right
Not talking mechanics; tell Dreadful it’s…  stop time

-CREDITS- 

Written, directed, and beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Fightmarker
Beat produced by 2Deep
Additional instruments by Capsun ProAudio and David Oliver

Feedback by Shimario, bloody_queers, and the spaceship
Shoutout to JustGamer, RNG, ColeTheCole, Nugget, and Walk

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

Ninjabread Man vs Preston's Hourglass | Half-Ass Rap Battles

February is saved

CornCob as Spongebob Bootleg and Smile Dog

Written by PhamtomCom, Raisu, CornCob, and garbageGothic

Mixed by CornCob

prod. Vince.m10

Lyrics:

Spongebob Bootleg:

I’m ready, I’m ready, to put this dog down in rap

A lesser Insanity Wolf who couldn’t leave an Impact

I’m licensed to drive this dog mad, not talking rabies

I sweep the Kid’s Choice, yet you’re brainrot for the babies

Facing me is verbal suicide, burn you like your floppy disk

Like Pickles on Bubble Bass’ burger, you’re not topping this

This once-creepy pasta’s now a relic that’s run dry

So go ahead and spew your threats, you won't make this SpongeCry.


Smile Dog:

A shock that this sea creature’s got no flow, eh?

But I can’t destroy your mind worse than when you’re forgetting your own name

This wreck of a snail’s friend is messing with the

Deadliest mail threat since Ted Kaczynski?

They ‘Spread the Word’ to darken this world that I’m targeting

You’re at Rock Bottom, while I’ve got multi-level marketing!

Sobbing over Suds at the thought your pet would leave you,

Lost your mouth ‘cause otherwise you’d bite the Hans that feeds you!


Spongebob Bootleg:

Fitting that the land animal couldn’t make a splash

I’ve heard better lyrics out of Aaron Fraser-Nash

Bikini Atoll, bitch, let me give you a tour

When I toss your washed-up corpse straight out the labra-door


Smile Dog:

Did you pick up that language from the dumpster you were left in?

I won’t need a field of cheese graters to leave you shred thin

You’re such an empty husk, even Nick’s logo had to ghost you

They found you in a state that Gary would never Come Home to…


End bit:

Dog: Also… I fucking HATE Braun Strowman… (evil laugh)



[3 HOUR CHALLENGE] Spongebob Bootleg vs Smile Dog - Phantom Rap Battles

Welcome back to this corner of the internet where this time we have the finale of Chapyer 1 of our series, this time we see a clash of urban legends one could say, on the left corner we have The Hero of New York coming all the way from Queens Spider-Man , and on the right corner we have the Myth of Virginia, coming all the way from Pleasant Point Mothman, so who will come out on top to show the world who’s on top of the Insect-Human hybrids, also you might wanna stick till the end if you’re interested in what chapter 2 has to offer…

CAST :
RaccoonbroVA as Spider-Man 
DurrDoesStuff as Mothman 

CREW :
Written by WeThink & Narwhal753 
Mixed and edited by WeThink 
Beat by Pendo46 
Cover by net. 
CoverArt by TotallyNotNathan & SuperSlayy 

Lyrics : 

Spider-Man: 
(Alright…let’s go) 
Swinging high on buildings and kill it at protecting  peeps 
You Flee and hide, cause killings yet protection needs 
from hillbillies, do this the Jameson way, take shots at a menace 
You’ll get fired, then you crawl back to your geeks to get gassed 
Up, on the sky your friendly neighbor swings by 
from NYC to silver screens, Empire State of my franchise
Only one on down in the south ,that can't seem to get things right 
Getting angry already, or why is there  red in your eyes bruh?
So it looks like Killer Moth is going through some edgy phase 
Like he couldn’t pull hits, so on scamming tourists now his hope lays
wanna stare a statue, just come to New York 
We have bigger statues and sewer rats, cleaner than this dork 
Another maniac thinks he fly? Meets me, by bars gets surrounded too 
Jail you for Con-spiracy and your scams a la Crypt-o Zoo 
Your outdated and rusty, confederate statues buying fursuits now? 
I’ll Leave a moth in the dark , after I knock its lights out 




Mothman : 
Better Buckle kid, you ain’t ready for what I dish out  
Missed out on a normal life, now he feels how 
All his loved ones ghost him or are six feet down! 
Bring his issues out, as he’s just comics clown 
Wanna stop another train wreck? get off the station 
Need you to bring the Venom outside your toxic  relations 
Calling me a scam cuz the only green you got is envy, let’s be honest 
Hyped for your next time on theaters Spider-Man Homeless 
Daddy Stark carried your way into an Avengers member 
But glad we all agree you’re better left unremembered 
Morales is Miles ahead, and that isn't a shock to bare 
Now you´re choking on the beat, call you Spider-Man Noir 
And with your multiverse, try this now 
find one where your daddy issues are sorted out 
To try and fight me, you’re right, you'd have to be batshit  
Wanna catch hands? Bruh your girl proved you can’t catch shit  


Spider-Man: 
Ok…Those were some annoying attempts at
mocking me
But it’s gonna take more than that if you wanna be bugging me 
Get tangled in a web of lines, cuz my writing sticks  one punch and it will send Big Bug back to  the Omnitrix 
I’m snapping on the booth, become main course on a  track 
I’m naturally on top, compared you’re just a snack 
The man, the myth, the legend that does whatever a spider can 
It’s the spectacle of mothman against the spectacular Spider-Man  


Mothman: 
Whatever dude go back struggling each time you’re not selling your own pics 
Thanos and the booth I see you and snapping don’t mix 
Many monsters  wanna get a hold of little Pete 
but mask off, on sight,  there's just one scared & nerdy kid 
Experience daily trauma, however I find most sad that 
Your love life, luck so bad doesn’t even match black cat’s 
You cannot hide your pain in shitty puns , You clown 
You swing high above the buildings, but still let everyone down

Spider-Man vs Mothman-Rap Battle! ft. RacconBroVA & DurrDoesStuff

Peter Piper… picked a peck of pickled peppers.
…Where the peck at though?

WHO GOT THE PECK?!
HEY… HEY… HEY… hey….hey…

Bars built battles — bricks broke my brain,
Caged in chaos, caught in the chains.
Shadows screamed — sanity slow bleeds,
Steel doors slammed… my soul took heed. (BOOM!)
Fear fed fire — fire fed me, fire
Pain birthed power, that’s prophecy.
Tears turned ink, carved on my soul,
From the cell to the storm, I took control.

NO KEY. No Key
NO CAGE.
NO CHAIN ON ME.
Breaking free — for the world to see.
My scars don’t fade — they burn in the rain,
I’m the storm that the system made.
Can’t hold me.
Can’t cage me.
No lock, no fear — just legacy.

Steel snapped souls, the night stalked my name,
The devil took shots, but I stayed in the game.
Truth tattooed deep — bleeding through pain,
Every scar’s scripture — branded in flame.
Knuckles cracked nights, fists kissed the ground,
Hope went missing, death hung around.
But I stood up slow, eyes full of fight,
Born in the dark — I became the light.

Dungeon days — dragged through hell,
Heard angels weep in the prison cell.
Silence loud — it screamed my name,
Then freedom rose… through the flames.
 flames… flames… flames…

NO KEY.
NO CAGE.
NO CHAIN ON ME.
Breaking free — for the world to see.
My scars don’t fade — they burn in the rain,
I’m the storm that the system made.
Can’t hold me.
Can’t cage me.
No lock, no fear — just legacy.

NO KEY! (boom)
NO CAGE! (boom)
NO FEAR! (boom)
NO SHAME! (boom)
NO SYSTEM! (boom)
NO CHAINS! (boom)
WE RISE! (boom)
WE CLAIM! 
WE CLAIM! 

THE BEAST… IS FREE.
REMEMBER. THE NAME.

The Beast Is Free(HD)

Wu-Tang Clan - Impossible (Phat Tape Remix)

From Dade to Harlem, the story continues. 305 soul meets uptown grit — a bilingual anthem about respect, hustle, and survival.

Miami to Lenox

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