One criticism I have with this battle is that I can't tell who's which with the voices of the characters bein' VERY close

Dani Frias as Happy Appy and the Good Doctor
JustGamer as Dr. Kawashima, Dr. Evil, Dr. Strange, Dr. Han
Written by JustGamer
Additional Help by Danii
Beat by Anywaywell, Syko, Epistra, Dansonn
Mixed by Danii
Cover art by Rabi

Dr. Kawashima:
Hello I’m Dr. Kawashima, neuroscientist
When my mind is sharp, and on time, there is no out-rhyming this
It’s undebated, I stay Brain Ageless
You were flavor of the month, but this apple’s tasteless
Your creator expanded on the story in hopes that it would stay
I couldn’t finish a micro game before you lost all your fame
With that, I hope to see you back tomorrow to play again
Cause with the two of us, I ate you up, that makes a perfect ten

Happy Appy:
Howdy children! Happy Appy’s back to spit some more!
Today’s opponent looks like MODOK on N64!
And I’m not talking planes when I say that I’m the flyest
When all you helped with was to justify the existence of a stylus!
A game based on a book? How’d you ever get attention?
Even I’m not as insistent with teaching kids lessons
You’re slowly being replaced with other brain teaser games
But an apple a day will keep this doctor away!

Dr. Evil:
It’s time for Dr. Evil to become be the best rapper
I’m eating this track up like I was Fat Bastard
I have rap laser lines, best of luck bozo
And if you win I’ll go back in time and steal your mojo
Spitting image of evil spitting in this dope ass outfit
A stick up your butt is what you walk around in?
And the way you scare children, you must be clownin’
Why go for nine eleven when you can have a thousand?!

Happy Appy:
Ooo seems this spitter’s come up short like a Mini Me
Ooo no villain from your squad could help you kill the beat
It’s in your name but you’ll be surprised to find you’re
Third place in the ranks of Evil Mike Myers
Tearin' this parody 'cause he can't outflow
Should be aware as a funny spoof film? How 'bout no?
And with two decades later, your movies’ fame fully fades
But an apple a day will keep this doctor away!

Dr. Strange:
Stephen Strange enters the battle, I’ve come to bargain
Got the Eye of Aga-dope flow to make my bars hit!
Even Wong wouldn’t…….oh no……

Dr. Han:
Dr. Murphy please let’s continue this conversation at a later point if we can
There’s some sort of cross mix between Annoying Orange and an apple, let’s get him on a medication plan
There he goes, he’s a good doctor though he can be a strongly erratic man
But at least he’s great at saving the kids that you tried to kill inside of your van

Seriously, targeting children? That shit’s truly sick
Are Roblox threads how you find those kids? 
I work at a hospital, I’ve seen plenty of gore
But that horror makes me wanna shake you at the core
Better keep my mask on when I’m spitting with flow
Make a bigger splash than you with only four episodes
Syringes don’t scare me, nor will they hurt me
Leave this apple roasted when I’m fired up like Murphy

Happy Appy:
Wanna talk about firings, well how about yours?
Don’t let that bad writing hit you on your way out the door
And your show knows it’s pretty easy to make you the villain
But you’ll end up LIKE MIRANDA, WHEN I GET TO KILLING
I ENTER THE HOSPITAL LIKE A PLAGUE UPON THE LAND
WITH BLOOD THAT ISN’T MINE SPLATTERED ALL ACROSS MY HANDS
DR. HAN DIES NASTY, WHEN I BRANDISH A BLADE
CAUSE AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THIS DOCTOR AWA-

Dr. Han:
That’s enough out of you, you think those scary words and that creepypasta could make me give a fuck?  
Well you might as well call me Nick Jr Appy, cause I’m about to go ahead and pull the plug
No need for Forenziks, I’m able to find that it was boredom that killed all of your thrills
You want something that will really terrify people? Wait until I send you the bill

Dr Kawashima vs Happy Appy - Smash Bros vs Anything

Hanzo Hasashi (Mortal Kombat) VS Caleb Quinn/The Deathslinger - Dead by Daylight VS Anything 

Swizkii as The Deathslinger

JustGamer as Scorpion

Writing by CornCob7178 

Mixing by ClarenceTheDuck

Art by FulmonThe and Grasman

Thumbnail by WeThink

Produced by DiamondStyle

Scorpion: 
Slicing through my rivals; Turning them into geysers
Only time I lose a life is giving it for the Shiria
But then I rose from the ashes blazing through players like a virus
Just to condone violence, and spend time scathing at an Irishman? 

Challenging me was a mistake, luckily you’re not worth feeling my blade
I would’ve assumed that you were Shang Tsung with the writer’s room attempt at a copypaste
Make like your leg; And brace yourself, for when you’re once again buried in the Leftovers Tier
I only need to mention to a helpless teen to make you Get Over Here!

Our intentions were vengeance (Restless) but neither of us can chain a connection (Dreaded)
Cuz you sold your inventions, and spent the direction on the men that you dreaded (Pathetic!)
And once all your success was met with Caleb vanished, along with his relevance
While you were lost to the fog, there wasn’t left a single mention

Deathslinger:
Out of all the bounties I’ve hung this is the right guy;
Who spent an eternity dying for his lovebug but died to a fucking fly?
I’m the Top Dawg, of Dead Dawg you’re dead meat, in my lodge
You best get The Hell out of Dodge before you’re dislodged like Bayshore!

You’ll feel your heart-beat, as I reel you in closer, burning from my flows, but I thought you were used to exposure
With how much you cry other your dead son and wife I can’t decipher how much your throat hurts
This incests more of the Netherrealms cash-cow, you’re just mad cuz your head is a madhouse
Scorpion’s always on the front, how can he only get over to the background?

You’re figure is translucent I see and I shoot through it
Choices ain’t ruthless, they stupid; Like how Quan-Chi fooled ya, it’s just an illusion 
While you’re doomed in my pursuit you’re still abused by Ed Boon 
He’s making ya worse with each reboot leaving you more useless than a Hex: Boon

Scorpion:
Caleb Quinn is a tale about an immigrant, so grim that when it came to family graves, he was filling em
But when it came to filling boots he was only fit for embarrassment
Fitting that not finishing your nemesis landed you imprisonment
Catching Henry? You nailed every hit; Bullies in sight? You’re high-tailing it!

Deathslinger: 
Looking like an Instagram Reel? You’re kidding if that’s supposed to get me shook
Though if you’re losing kin, skin and appeal, then let me give you The Hook
Despite your hard-on for CQC, you’re nowhere near me
Killed your own hype, with the little appearing this draw ended with a Hara-Kiri

Special Thanks too:
Auryngamer
ClarenceTheDuck
Cody Carrick
FulmonThe
Smegmeg
TravShark
TomPuffs
Qhello

Scorpion VS The Deathslinger (Ft. Justgamer & Swizkii) - Dead by Daylight VS Anything

ArcadeKitten battles are back on the menu (I say, as if the last one wasn't a week ago)

Snakebite126 as Bobble the Clown
M!CAH as Lambchop
Prod. by Anywaywell
Beat arrangement by Raisu Battle
Writing by Alchemyking
Mixing by Spadical
Thumbnail by Elizalkin
Special thanks: garbageGothic, Rosenthal, Quizzique, all the Maryheads

LYRICS:
Bobble the Clown:
Hey, kids! Welcome to my show! I… where are the tots at?
Oh, you must be the mentally immature one, ‘cause otherwise, you would’ve passed out from my broadcast!
Right, now we’ve got that cleared up. As a shop owner, deals are what you’d mostly be closing,
But unfortunately for you, there’s also a wolf tryna get in the clothes of this wolf in sheep’s clothing
But of course, you fell for the one person in your town you couldn’t pack in your articles. 
Tell me, are you crushing on that star witch because her magic can fix your lack of any heartstrings to pull?
Then she says “I can fix him”, but even she can’t once I’ve gutted this Tumblr cutie.
How’s a killer supposed to be threatening with resurrection? ArcadeKitten might as well be a fucking PUSSY!
So when I’m throwing these hands, you’ll be tortured and damned like all of the soldiers in camps
Makes sense that this sheep would flock to what’s popular - he stole all the trends from Cult of the Lamb
Now kids, I may be loud on the air, but your head’s in the clouds if you’re scared of this fantasy monster
Prepare for another Kitchen Surprise, as I lead another lamb to the slaughter

Lambchop:
Welcome to my shop! I assure you, there’s many sweets to try
But maybe you should hold off, ‘cause you’ve already got a sickeningly saccharine redesign!
(sigh) You know what? I’m already bored of dissing this clown who’s a literal hack
So I’m dragging you off like I’m Dr. [[REDACTED]]; mark the second time you’ll be in the back
It’ll soon be clear your doom is near - bet you’ve never seen a sheep with pruning shears
You’ll be decapitated like Raj; how about I sell Bobble’s head as a souvenir?
Pennywise on a penny’s budget is hardly bringing scary content
Sure, you may hate me, but look into my eyes; you think you can win a staring contest?
Thought you’d be a famous horror star, but dropped off the air like Stella
Facing off ‘gainst me is a gutsy move, but like Ruuuuby, I’m fed up
You’re the clown, and your whole damn site’s a circus, but not one I’d visit for fun
After I’ve left Bobble bodybagged, the record of your loss is data you’ll wish stays expunged

Bobble the Clown:
Wanna put up a fight, but your verse was underweight; for a butcher, I thought you could pack meat
Even before your mind was changed, you alwarys stood out as the black sheep
In Stella’s village, her plan was to keep them happy, ‘til she found this piece of crap’s secret stash
All it took was a wave of her hand to erase your brain more than any Grade A amnesiac!
I don’t even need to learn to stay unnoticed, ‘cause there’s, like, six guys in your Potemkin village
Grab a mosquito trap and leave your business as embers! Remember, kids; it’s the most effective method for getting rid of pests and insects
Leaving necks slit’s how you get her attention and end up as close souls?
Tell me, Lambchop: how does my average episode have a less fucked-up moral?

Lambchop
You’re getting under people’s skin, but I’m not talking that when I say you’re a boring twat
Where’s your entourage? Well, either way, when I break your legs, you’ll need a different supporting cast
Biggest threat you could make is doxxing, creeping and peeping on researchers
But Ronald McDonald over here can’t even bring enough beef for a decent burger
This is not the place for you, I could chop off all your bodyweight and still make it in time for my coffee break
But you’ve already been locked away to rot away, makes sense why you’re marked as “Safe”
Well, it’s been an honor, but there’s no doubt who won in this bout of cannibalistic villainy
SCP-993’s been terminated, and there’ll soon be more fresh meat for delivery

Bobble the Clown (SCP Foundation) vs. Lambchop (Sweet No Death) - AK Rap Battles

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xbR7KnS01a1uJRYIfmuuo6NqRoJkKmLI_VGtdyokgDQ/edit
garbageGothic as White Ghost Cookie
MetaMachine as Scratch
Azia as Molly McGee (cameo)
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo and AlchemyKing
Mixing by Serena
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Dansonn
Art by Valonide and BMB
Hint for next time: "Apex Leaders"

White Ghost Cookie vs. Scratch

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of flying, sleep-centered video game villains; The Phantom, Minecraft’s monster of the night sky, versus Nightmare Buzz, the bad dream boss of the Toy Story video game for SNES and Genesis. Enjoy!

Commander Jacob as Phantom
Mr. Tibbs (Gridline Studios) as Nightmare Buzz

-LYRICS-

Phantom (0:15):
Bad dream? Nah, it’s just this dude’s carelessness
Tag Team tonight’s victim; Swoop! There it is! 
Take away those dollar store Dragon Balls, whatcha Saiyan now?
Don't bother tryna keep your head up, your chin'll weigh it down 
Narcoleptic? Off the checklist. Nah, this creep’s devoured
Coated red like older textures. Wanna piece of our
Mem-brains? Ya get ten scrapes to your chestplate! Say goodnight, dude!
Your defense play’s a pretend laser? I’ll Explain, sir; it’s only going down like you
Homie, we know you ain’t zapping shit 
And if you don’t feel like vanishing
Get under the covers when Phantoms hit
Make a bed you'll forever be napping in 
Making you return to your dreamscape (yuh)
With an even-more-green face (yuh)
Make sure that you’ll sleep great (where’s that?)
Deeper than deepslate
We put the fear in atmosphere for this toy
Watching this space junk drop like a meteoroid! 
Unbreakable. Make a bed rock while we’re up in the clouds
Leaving a Buzz cut; we're number 1 all around

Nightmare Buzz (1:03):
I’m glad you’re done, I’ve never heard such bad flow
In any battle, guess your turn’s just mad slow 
Either way, you’ll be shot down. I sleep on you, you’re knocked out 
I know it’s time to kill you; guess you don’t needa… watch out! 
This sentient Elytra’s dumb. I don’t need to light ‘em up
These Dodgers of a Bright Sky combust without the slightest touch 
But I Imagine that having you in real life’s a must
Gamers playing, staying up this many days and nights is nuts 
I conclude this Phantom Menace is worse, by far 
Even in death, what I drop’s higher than 5 stars 
You’ll hit the ground like Woody’s game over. Brew some ‘brane potions
Throw them, and savor your pain going way slower  
Go ghost like Danny! Green eyeballs? I’ll pop ‘em
Hearing you Phantoms screech is… not an Opera 
On second thought, I take a liking to those high blares
Akin to the screaming kids whose dreams I turn to nightmares

Written, directed, edited, and beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Fightmarker
Beat produced by NickChou
Additional instruments by Renraku, Grant Michael, Diaspora, and Sample Magic

Feedback by King Mewtwo, GamingPlush64, RNG, TheBabyBeef, Swizkii, my therapist, Eddiefrb and the spaceship
Shoutout to Cri, Danii, and Eric the Audible

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

Phantom vs Nightmare Buzz | Half-Ass Rap Battles

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vO_9oVwxf3kyhPVH7jFSQBXjXvq3fFiohCso93V8V-k/edit
Quizzique as Guzma
SeerofWords as Grace Monroe
JustGamer, Snakebite126 and garbageGothic as Team Skull Grunts
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo and AlchemyKing
Mixing by SIR Rap Battles
Beat arrangement by SIR Rap Battles and MC Fawful
Thumbnail by M!CAH
Beat by Kelly Mac and Aaron John Shapiro
Hint for next time: "So many projects are in the backburner it could be one of three different things idk"

Grace Monroe vs. Guzma

[Note: this may or may not be the final mix]

Durdoesstuff as Spamton
ClarenceTheDuck as Caine
Cri as Kinger
Durdoesstuff as Jax
Dcoregamer as Bubble
Angel as Jevil

Crew
Beat by Anywaywell
Mixed by Durdoesstuff
Written by Trav Shark & Durdoesstuff
Art by Marx
Backgrounds by Trav Shark 
Thumbnail by PhantomEPRB 

(Spamton interrupting intro): We interrupt this intro for some breaking news

Spamton:
Have you ever been trapped inside a [virtual show]
Where some dentures try to censor every [word that you know]
You're but a pilot, kid, I'm bigger, you've got minimal figures.
[Feel free to drown yourself in the Digital river]

[You really think you have a chance?!] to stand up to me?
Your own VA was famous for fandubbing me!
Don't mind if I shine light on your relation with Moon. (Ha)
Somebody oughta get this pair a pair of [Dating Shoes]

Just a [burst] of thought that I'd struggle to ignore
I dish licks like Bubble when there's a puddle on the floor.
Trust me [little sponge], you'll be fighting me not.
When I lock him in the void like [Hyperlink Blocked]

Tell me what'll happen when all your people abstract?
You'd be trapped inside a game, way too punish you for your [acts]
Like a [crown of thorns], I'll cut deep on this child's toy.
[I'm so fly], while your voice was swiped by FlyBoy.

Caine:
Kinger: Uhhh Caine… I think this scam abstracted!
Relax. I'm sure this darkner's just buggy.
Kinger: That's the guy who got Kris to have his plan enacted!
Hey! We got a sale on "Blackmail for Dummies"

Anyways, here, let me show you around.
There's kinger, pomni, and Kaufmo the clow-
Wait a minute where's Kaufmo? Has anyone seen him? 
Seems he's late, like your full game releases.

Jesus, haven't met a man so mangled. 
This dangled angel is as two faced as Gangle.
Seems like you're tangled and frayed like a bowtie.
I'll take out my cain and then bang it through both eyes.

I'll put the pedal to the metal, like the vessels that you'd peddle.
Went bananas off track, now you're meddling with jevil!
And hey! It's no shock why you dropped from your slipknots. 
Ironic, this kid's cut quick by a big shot.

Spamton:
Jevil: Chaos! Chaos! A masterful verse!
Even a lack of order when you're rapping? Huh.
Jevil: Oh please! Can't admit that your patter was worse?
I'll send both you toys back to Chapter 1.
(Jevil Laugh)

You're [Killing me kid]. All these raps are futile.
Can't look up half of your cast on google.
These jabs are [half off], too fast and brutal
I'll hack this jack off, your acts aren't fruitful.

I'm not talking cats, you can't [Manage your Tasques.]
Seen better leadership from Queen with her hand on a glass.
Kid with all your glitches you should just consider [letting go]
You can call me [Swatch], I just served this Spaghetti Code

Caine:
(Bubble: Spaghetti? Yum!) Oh you parasite, Please!
Bubble: Caine, come on! He's just a sob the knight beat
Jax: He might be, but he reeks of "boss fight"
This ain't the first time he's lost the "Mike"

Toby switched settings, still failed the blunder.
Don't need the Wacky Watch to see what Tale you're Under.
You want my cash or my soul? Well I'm giving you neither.
Go back to Cyber City 'cuz you're silent in this cypher.

You started fighting Kris, but he got through to your heart.
I'd say your life is like Zooble because you pulled it apart.
And now your legacy is gone, your grave is buried in snow.
So on this picky pipis pitcher, that's curtains closed.

Spamton vs. Caine ft. Durdoesstuff, ClarenceTheDuck & more

garbageGothic as Ash
AlisterCadoVO as Rex
Written by SIR Rap Battles
Additional writing help by Psytube, JK03 and E Man
Mixed by Serena
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Additional instruments + Art by MegaPMB
Cover art by M!CAH

Ash (0:10):
I'm Ash from Pallet Town! In battles, man, I'm smacking down
opponents with my pals and now I’ll bring about a pounding when I'm rapping- Wow!
Your stories and designs look pretty complex
I mean, at their Core your female Blades are literally just objects! (Oh!)
I've traveled regions, beaten evil teams, defeated legends 
You can't even lead a team of dweebs without your feeble weapon 
Devs took after your profession and salvaged your wreck of a game
So they could make a better product, leaving dents in your fame!
Go ask Skyla, there's no other trainer fly as me
I've climbed up Leagues and scored a win, you could only climb a tree!
You stumbled into Pyra’s spot just for you to get stabbed? Man, 
You took Jin’s Blade to the heart even worse than Vandham’s!
You've got an Anchor on your arm, how did you miss your Shot in Smash?
Demoted to a costume while she went and took your spot in that
Left orphaned as a kid, man your life is full of tragedy
The World Tree that you reached fell apart just like your family’s! (Ay!)

Rex (0:54):
My life was taken by Jin, that much is right, kid
But I didn't waste it blindly trying to fight a psychic!
I stand beside the child of god, you better bring your legends out
You've got so many movies but there's only one they care about! (Ohhh!)
You wouldn’t know what it feels like to have close ties
Your friendship with Serena shows you’re used to being a Ghost-type! (Uh)
Every new region, your previous squad’s abandoned
At least it makes sense when I switch out my companions!
You want to pocket 'mons, blasting Team Rocket off
But you're as soft as Brock each time he talks to thots
You've got a lot of conviction in your rat ‘mon, true
Did he make your shockingly formulaic plots too?
Your company’s so greedy, it surpasses Bana’s appetite
I pick up scraps that have more use than you in Black and White!
I'm loyal to the Aegis, you seek creatures, catch ‘em and oh, they're gone
Ditching members of your team like “Lose that Pokémon!”

Ash (1:37):
You're one to talk about a formula being used since
Your gameplay’s so autonomous, call it Mecha Evolution!

Rex (1:43):
No wonder your show's littered with Dittos, because you'd copy too 
Dancing in unison, fusing your wishes? That's a Dragon Ball Z-Move/ballsy move!

Ash (1:48):
Me and Pikachu, we'll work as one to parry you! 
Give your Gramps a break with how hard he’s gotta carry you! 
Your partner held a death wish from her scars, she had no choice
Man, I'd wish to die too if I had to keep hearing your voice! (Uh)
Those verses reeked of filth like you had Mythra cook it up
Your burden’s making you break down in tears, yet you still took it up!
You soon got overshadowed by your predecessor’s port
And it left a Leftherian more washed up than his mom’s corpse!

Rex (2:10):
Stop the cap, Ash, and just stick to flipping yours like a dimwit
Such a cash grab, you'd even sell out singing songs for Christmas 
You pursue to show up every trainer that you know
But you refuse to grow up, though? Damn, you really are just Thunder Stoned!
Dropped on my console, gained acclaim, I'm making Switch dubs
You only gained a team of blander writers when you switched dubs!
And if we're talking ‘bout parents, looks like you've got it harder
You're the very best like no one ever was at losing fathers!

Ash Ketchum vs Rex (Xenoblade). SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. garbageGothic & AlisterCadoVO)

Starved : Leo Barqui
The Tortured One : Kamren 

Written by Kamren
Additional Help from AlchemyKing
Art by Trakked and CreeperPasta
Beat Prod : Allrounda
Mixed by Kamren
Special Thanks to AdamDRB

Starved Eggman :
Thousands of leagues underneath, very fitting for a sea star
You'll never measure to my intellect and bars
I’m created by a Dumbie but christ, so far
For the first time in forever, I'm actually Starved
Much unlike your comic, the world isn't black and white
So allow me to paint it red with the blood of your kind
First I’ll have you burned in my Furnace like a Flicky
You cannot hope to diss me, you copy of a kitty
I loved that hedgehog, savored every single piece
Tormented by SpongeBob, served up as Krabby Patty meat ;
A tragedy, so sad to see the suffering and agony
Of not getting your taste, so please, gnash at me!

The Tortured One :
I’d ask, but I know exactly how you feed
How unfortunate, I'm not one to appease
Best hope your Fight or Flight response is enough for salvation
For I don't know what's more suspended, myself or your animation
You're just like Eugene, a hollow shell on the outside
Filled with naught but greed, I'd recommend you open wide
Grow a spine, tuck it under your tail, hide and find
Squidward does your job better and doesn't even try
Join death in its dance! Old Man Jenkins needs to realize
You're this way cuz you got a taste of bird : Kentucky Fried!
Come close and embrace, you don't even know your fate
When I complete you more than your mod's last release date

Starved Eggman :
Oh little star, I don’t think you get the concept
You’re a severed limb, an ingredient that was kept
From the eye of one beholder and how did he react?
His mind went like my base, exploded upon impact
All because they didn't ask? Horrid customers, I assure you
Yet the solution to your problem was... feeding them tofu?
Actually, this vermin doesn't deserve to be between my teeth
I'd sooner pick a pack of Snickers if I wanted bars to eat

The Tortured One :
Arrogance won't save you, come catch these hands
Even for you, that's on the nose, I'll rip it out like Mermaid Man
You're putting me to sleep with how out of tune your voice is
Don't preach to me about my feasts, words don't absolve your choices
Regenerating all your blows, slowing you down like your nemesis
The only thing you bit off was another pasta’s Genesys
Never let him cook again, Eggman's cracked on my chains
The life's already dead in his eyes, not worthy to be my Prey

Starved vs The Bikini Bottom Horror - Rap Battle! (ft. Leo Barqui)

Super Star Rap Battles makes its triumphant return with its latest installment: the shceming, cheating, garlic-eating biker, Wario, versus comedy YouTuber, game reviewer & producer, videogamedunkey. No connection for this one, just two characters I wanted to use. Hope you enjoy!

IMPORTANT: This is an early audio. I plan to take feedback from this audio and apply it to the eventual video for this battle to make it the best it can be. That being said, please take a few minutes to fill out this quick survey for the battle, I will greatly appreciate it. https://forms.gle/fRDf4g5i2N9KA2rn8

Jofinity as Dunkey
RaccoonBroVA as Wario
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Art by Grasman
Thumbnail by Rabi
Written by Jofinity
Beat Found by YLFEthan
Produced by Adamack
Special Thanks to Shimario, ItsNugget, AlchemyKing, Thisizaraisu, Snakebite126, Trakked, Flunken, Rayyan, and Freshy Kanal

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SiOD0PVlAfKnVFITtTnwCnxkAVl7mBqRXea6LTnFdlY/edit?usp=sharing
(sorry, lyrics were too long to fit)

Wario vs videogamedunkey. Super Star Rap Battle!

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of horrible collectathon games; Data Design Interactive’s infamous Ninjabread Man versus Preston’s Hourglass. Enjoy!

Commander Jacob as Preston Ramirez
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@CommanderJacob
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/commander_jacob
SoundCloud:
https://soundcloud.com/commanderjacob

Rosenthal as Ninjabread Man
YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@rosenthal5904?si=QJMCXg9nvRyrKt9g
SoundCloud:
https://on.soundcloud.com/cmCkAVLLNpLdHBJK7

-LYRICS-

Preston (0:10)
Ramirez on the mic, you’re unwelcome in my domain
I’ll crush your candy bars cuz I’m fucking insane
Twist you up; pretzel. Disappear; presto
Motion controls? Now your buttons getting pressed, bro

Drown you in a sea of punchlines. I’m a hitter
My money can’t be thicker; hourglass figures
Bash your skull in, you’ll get left with dents
Not a fan? Explain that pressed-in head

Cuz I’m p-r-e-s-t-o-n-exclamation
Call Zool, get your reject remake and remake it
This little cookie is not tough
Ninjabread. Is. Ticking… me off, cunt

DDI’s like CDI. Maime you and your lazy twins
Bring all the shovelware; just more graves to dig
Don’t ask for the dough-jo, You're not worth half a dime
It’s not just Anubis being lost to the sands of time

Ninjabread Man (0:53)
Fuck a swarm of bees, this is some buggy shit
Get the mic outta your hand; human or oven mitt
Indie dissing employees; you be-little
Now catch this candyman crack down Mr. Peanut Brittle

As for your wife, ever wonder why her ass ain’t home?
She’s at my place letting me explore her catacombs
But now I wish I didn’t think to get kinky
Because the both of you look like some sorta wrinkly Twinkies

You’re a product of Baldi and Banban, and Bendy
And Tattletail, Spooky, and Granny, and Slendy
So don't talk remade shit
How do walls only made of gray bricks counter oversaturation?

You look like your hat shoulda been a bedpan
Check the headband. Wu-Tang shit; NinjaRedman
You Crashed more than Bandicoot! It’s not right
Not talking mechanics; tell Dreadful it’s…  stop time

-CREDITS- 

Written, directed, and beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Fightmarker
Beat produced by 2Deep
Additional instruments by Capsun ProAudio and David Oliver

Feedback by Shimario, bloody_queers, and the spaceship
Shoutout to JustGamer, RNG, ColeTheCole, Nugget, and Walk

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

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