Featuring CJ (audio exclusives)

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members (or concepts in this case) against well...anything. In this pre-show for the rap battle inquisition (for legal reasons I have to say this battle isn’t a part of the inquisition), we head back to basics as the battle structure 8-8-4-4 goes against arial font itself. Which basic choice will prevail? How do you even make these things rap? Do bees actually have knees or is the expression a lie? At least one of these questions will be answered!

8-8-4-4: SimplyRazzy
Arial Font: Commander Jacob
Written by JustGamer
Beat by Epistra
Mixed and Mastered by Serena
Thumbnail by Fightmarker

8-8-4-4 verse 1:
Against this blank slate for blank pages, I’ll be making sure that
You’re losing to the granddaddy of rap battle formats 
The people know this OG is gonna be besting ya 
When you were made to be a straight up copy of Helvetica
I’m used cause I’m timeless, the classics can’t go wrong
You’re used because of people too lazy to change the font
Eight eight four four ain’t no bore, you’re not gonna be stopping me
But let’s see you try to prove that you’re good at typography 

Arial Font verse 1:
Got sleek flow against weak foes, motherfucker your time’s up
Don’t need to change my numbers in order to size up
I bring style to the table, take your pick and I can look that way
But I couldn’t find a good battle that uses you if I looked today 
This row of lines will be knocked over, he can’t take a hit
Just look at your equation, it leads to nothing but negatives 
My lines stays bold, yours is old and outdated
The most popular thing since Times New Roman that’s commonly hated 

8-8-4-4 verse 2:
That’s comical, sans any punches you thought were made
There are Ariels with better flow in The Little Mermaid
Your typeface is grotesque, it’s no wonder people hate you
Bruh, even Microsoft had to go on and replace you 

Arial Font verse 2:
Since 1982, I’ve been keeping it simplistic 
You can’t even be used as a good joke battle gimmick 
I command U to be under me, I’m staying on top 
Now I’ll leave you like modern bonus battles do: dropped

8-8-4-4 Vs Arial Font - FRB vs. Anything

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kCj_DbbCmYIe6H-3PpjGc2XDwMU2AhSh-L4-aEgKpek/edit
Commander Jacob as The Impostor
MetaMachine as Ridley
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Crewmate (cameo)
Writing by MetaMachine and King Mewtwo
Additional help by GamingPlush64 and Mancha
Mixing / Beat arrangement by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by JK03
Hint for next battle: "Blue Screwups"

The Impostor vs. Ridley

princess peach:
Hi im princess peach, i go yeet on the street
I am cool and got mario in the sheets
please pick me in smash bros, because im epic
i will electrecute you until you are static
radical, phenomenal, the best princess on earth
you are so blue, i could call you a smurf
i will go to a show like its from jimmy fallen
got so many shitty bars, like my name was alen

princess daisy:
yo i will slaughter you peach, on the street
you are not right, like your name was apple, biiitch
shut the fuck up you are wrong and not right
i will be the winner of this gosh darn fight, that is right
ight, so ill fight like a knight at night in my sight
on my side is a bride cuz im epic and on a flight
you better invent some better lyrics you silly billy
otherwise i will send you back to iceland where you'll be chilly

princess peach:
what the fuck did you say, i dont believe you
the fuck are you supposed to do, you are rude
i will dig you out the ground like im a villager 
you can claim to be ill, but i am iller, sir

princess daisy:
im so cool call me frosty mountains
you think your raps are epic? well ill drown em
without my style you will be nothing for a while
i will go to your husband mario and say hi

rosalina:
yo whats up bitches, you all are just snitches
i will go hard on the beat so i can deliver some stitches
im so epic i could freeze all the fridges
you are shit you wont even cross any bridges
my stars go hard, i have cars and bars
will send you to mars so you can go shnars
im a legit legend, nobody can oppose me
if you give up ill allow you to call me rosie

kamek:
yo whats up you little fucking bitch
my name is kamek and i am a fucking witch
i like pizza hot and good like my marriage
dont think i will carry your ass in a carriage
i will go yeetus on skeetus to beat us cuz you need us
releave and see what seas will seek the scene of seemingly unseen us
breed like seeds have freed the preeds of leads in glee to be us
but ill peace out for now, yeetus deletus

Toad:
hey im toad and ive always been amazing
this is true rivalry call it freddy vs jason
im really all the beat, you are shitty with your pacing
i make actual art, rosalina is just tracing
so basic, you are lazy, you cant face me, you're just crazy
dont erase me, i will basically be slaying down a Daisy
in all of the mario kingdom i am the true goat
call me mushroom binch, peace out, MC toad

Toadette:
Yo Toad wtf is your fucking problem
I have raps, so bet your ass I'm gonna drop em
I'm a metamorphosis remorse of encyclopedian portions if
this port will be snored if you dont give me your borders bitch
you look fucking stupid in that suit dummy
i will ask one more time for fuit gummy
so toad here are my final words in this round bitch
the law enforcement decided your ass is getting grounded

Princess Peach vs. Princess Daisy - RAP BATTLE (5 Minute Writing Challenge)

Cover art by Commander Jacob

CJ As Robocop
Light As Ultroni

Beat produced by: Hollywood Legend Productions:
Writers: Trakked, FyxFyn, Henry, Warp, ImJustBrenden
Mixed by light 

Lyrics:

Robocop (0:28):
Robocop Reporting; seems you’ve got yourself in quite a mess
I'll stop this Hack in his Tracks like he was a hydraulic press
Beware, bag of bolts. I’m known for defending what you hate
So stop donning that Crimson Cowl and fight me; face-to-face
Next to Loki or Thanos your master plan is quite cheap!
You brought shame on the MCU, It’s about time to move out, creep
Your AIM is extinction? Well, with such a flawed Vision,
Your own creation joining the Avengers was a given!

Ultron:
Time to kick-start a new Age, but a scrap of junk is in my way
Just a feeble, shot-down cop amidst Avengers in this fray?
Your humanity, got snapped away, with your cult-following and quality 
They terminated your legacy, and re-Robobooted your suffering
I spit Infinity, in this countdown to my viral tyranny 
Your sense of justice is rusted, busted, like the last film in your trilogy
The earth will crack from the failures of this sell-out tragedy
My own flesh got turned against me, remind you of your family?


Robocop:
I’ve the finest tech from OCP, sir, so don't cross this
Like a Gauntlet, I’ll give this tin Hitler Infinite losses
It’s my Prime Directive to leave robots like you screwed,
Nukes can’t scratch me, so what's your encephalo ray gonna do?
You’re just a bot with daddy issues who’ll in a minute start to thaw
‘Cause you’ll be in more of a disaster as if it was Murphy’s Law
Upgrade yourself all you want, your victory will still be fleeting,
Being made by Hank Pym means you’re used to taking beatings!

Ultron:
There are no strings on me, meanwhile a general is your puppeteer
I’m the ruler of the Phalanx! You don’t have any authority here.
Did you come packing Pym Particles? Cause it’s abundantly clear 
This Go Go Gadget Mall Cop is just an Ant to this overseer
Purge me from your computers, you can’t silent this virus 
You’re a Power Ranger without the Power, and a mockery of science!
Against this Master of Evil. you’ll be gunned down without hesitation,
Your death will be Quick as you take Silver and I begin your Annihilation

Robocop Vs Ultron - Rap War #6

This is a super passion-oriented project that has been in the works for literally nearly two months, so much so that I wasn't sure it'd release. Partially because I wanted to do these amazing games--especially Phasmophobia--justice, and had a very specific artistic vision that I wasn't sure if I could pull off effectively in the way I'd want.
I'm happy to say that this is finally out. Not to mention I am pretty damn proud of how it came out.
Special thanks to EVERYONE involved in this project. Y'all really carried this shit, not me. If it weren't for the help of amazing VAS, Jacob for the thumbnail and some early beta feedback-givers, this wouldn't be here in the state it is.
And thus, I give you my boldest project yet. Hope you guys like it. :)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HyPrmUdW_4P_gRTv5HOIBKNKqmRidNx9hWaWggp4-hA/edit?usp=sharing

Phasmophobia vs. Sign of Silence // Alex's Rap Battles #9

Commander Jacob as Pablo Escobar (audio)
Fightmarker as Pablo Escobar (video)
Mancha as Willy Wonka (audio)
Mr. Tibbs As Willy Wonka (video)
Flowtest by Snakebite 
Mixed by Light
Writers: Snakebite and Fightmarker
Beat by BeatG33ks


Willy Wonka:
Greetings, Mr. Escobar! Welcome back from the dead
But it seems the Search Bloc shootout must’ve screwed up your head
Cause if you wanna dance with Wonka, say hello to the prison guards
‘Cause Esco, it’s earned me only a grand fortune to sell/cell bars
So let us take a gander at your life of crime’s precursor
Couldn’t graduate college, so got your first degree in murder
And tried to earn your rep as a hero by funding institutions 
And robbin’ hoodlums, but like my elevator, we all see right through it
And there’s simply no calculatin’ how much El Flabbo is weighin’
So hungry for power that when you got all of it, you ate it
You should learn from Augustus, it’s not safe to be this gluttonous
Praised for importing hippos in your country, you were the first one that shipped!

Pablo Escobar:
Ugh, well it looks like there’s no easy way out of here
Hear your awful raps? I rather shoot myself in the ear
When it comes to offing foes, I’d prefer assassinations
But come with me, you’ll be seeing real pure imagination
Don’t try Medellín with the top cartel
Or I’m the last thing you see ‘fore you’re dropped to Hell
You got no shot when I pull out my gun
And make you repeat getting trashed by slugs
Puppeteer of Colombia, demolished foes like animals
Capped the kill count of countries, made it the murder capital
So grab all your slaves, start a second mass killing
Blew up the black market like the DAS building
Style’s ice cold, so I’ll take the cash I’m earning
And throw you on the pile of stacks I’m burning
You manufacture candy bars for children?
Only time I made bars, I bribed the court to put me in them
So walk away from this bout, ‘less you wanna wind up dead
Now I got a perfect puzzle for you, Silver or Lead?

Willy Wonka:
I’ll take the gold, stompin’ your conglomerate with the sheer numbers I’ve sold
Change your first name to Pa, ‘cause your verse lacked any blows

Pablo Escobar:
You wish I change my name to Pa, maybe I’d serve as therapy
But you ran away from your padre, how about you do the same with me?

Willy Wonka:
In the past, I’ve needed to be rough to teach spoiled children a lesson
But at least I didn’t marry a kid without their parents’ blessings
While your white powder made every government try to knock your lights out
Only Colombia I’m visiting is when I’m invited to the White House
And you’ve earned yourself a hefty sum of green, no debate
But then your reign of terror ended and it all fizzled away
Now your estate is a theme park and a zoo for kids to play
Seems that you and your family lost everything, so good day!

Pablo Escobar:
Teaching spoiled kids a lesson? What a waste of your millions
I don’t even need to bother with the rats that spoil my income
Puttin’ the hit on politicians is just how I make a livin’
But I’m not the one distributin’ addictions to children (Oh!)
No chance a fictional pest could beat my criminal legacy
Cartel’s all across the globe, mess with El Patrón, I’ll be putting you to rest, Willy
You must be on LSD to think that you could claim my throne with rhymes
‘Cause it’s the King of Cocaine who always deals the dopest lines

Willy Wonka vs Pablo Escobar. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Thumbnail by Fightmarker 

Lyrics by everyone

Freshy Kanal
Commander Jacob
Zawesome
Brooke Morgan
Zim 11037
Snakebite126
GengoMain
Fightmarker
Matthew Thomas
DNA_Fox
Little Secks
Rabi
Sebb
Mancha
JChay
Vladimyr P.

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