THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME HAHA! It was a blast to have the chance to work with you in a way I never have before and this battle turned out amazing in every way you tried to make it stand out! amazing job my guy!! XD

I am Phasmophobic I have a phobia against myself 😳😳😳😳😳😳🤯🤯🤯👻👻👻👻

"Now what?" "Now... I kill you." REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Featuring CJ (audio exclusives)

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members (or concepts in this case) against well...anything. In this pre-show for the rap battle inquisition (for legal reasons I have to say this battle isn’t a part of the inquisition), we head back to basics as the battle structure 8-8-4-4 goes against arial font itself. Which basic choice will prevail? How do you even make these things rap? Do bees actually have knees or is the expression a lie? At least one of these questions will be answered!

8-8-4-4: SimplyRazzy
Arial Font: Commander Jacob
Written by JustGamer
Beat by Epistra
Mixed and Mastered by Serena
Thumbnail by Fightmarker

8-8-4-4 verse 1:
Against this blank slate for blank pages, I’ll be making sure that
You’re losing to the granddaddy of rap battle formats 
The people know this OG is gonna be besting ya 
When you were made to be a straight up copy of Helvetica
I’m used cause I’m timeless, the classics can’t go wrong
You’re used because of people too lazy to change the font
Eight eight four four ain’t no bore, you’re not gonna be stopping me
But let’s see you try to prove that you’re good at typography 

Arial Font verse 1:
Got sleek flow against weak foes, motherfucker your time’s up
Don’t need to change my numbers in order to size up
I bring style to the table, take your pick and I can look that way
But I couldn’t find a good battle that uses you if I looked today 
This row of lines will be knocked over, he can’t take a hit
Just look at your equation, it leads to nothing but negatives 
My lines stays bold, yours is old and outdated
The most popular thing since Times New Roman that’s commonly hated 

8-8-4-4 verse 2:
That’s comical, sans any punches you thought were made
There are Ariels with better flow in The Little Mermaid
Your typeface is grotesque, it’s no wonder people hate you
Bruh, even Microsoft had to go on and replace you 

Arial Font verse 2:
Since 1982, I’ve been keeping it simplistic 
You can’t even be used as a good joke battle gimmick 
I command U to be under me, I’m staying on top 
Now I’ll leave you like modern bonus battles do: dropped

8-8-4-4 Vs Arial Font - FRB vs. Anything

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kCj_DbbCmYIe6H-3PpjGc2XDwMU2AhSh-L4-aEgKpek/edit
Commander Jacob as The Impostor
MetaMachine as Ridley
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Crewmate (cameo)
Writing by MetaMachine and King Mewtwo
Additional help by GamingPlush64 and Mancha
Mixing / Beat arrangement by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by JK03
Hint for next battle: "Blue Screwups"

The Impostor vs. Ridley

spend bag inna mall like 2

turn up this the teenage tune

im smoking alot off the fumes

they shootin alot
thats the goons


you buggin
weo to the moon

im smoking the crystal the pure

turn up im the teenage cure

turn up im the teenage cure

turn up im the teenage cure


she wanted dior
she gon learn

dont fuck w no bitch
immature

we send him to hell 
he gon burn

hedi slimane on the jacket
its fur

you burning
none of my concern

we send em to hell he gon burn

we send em to hell he gon burn

we send em to hell he gon burn

turn up im the teenage cure

turn up im the teenage cure

turn up im the teenage cure

turn up im the teenage cure

turn up im the teenage cure

turn up im the teenage cure

teenage cure (prod. cxo)

Lyrics/Karaoke: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J39r9avQ_azEmvSUqRjZJUkJ50bgtfoGzlUGw0wlxWI/edit
Written by Gengo the Cannoli King, B O R K, Rabi, Deegle, Jade, Dustin and MetaMachine
Adroit as J.D.
Evan as Ghostface
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Gengo the Cannoli King
Art by Bork
Hint for our next battle: "Pizza and Puppets"

JD vs. Ghostface

These fiery fighters are kicking into this battle to face each other. Blaziken, the fiery Hoenn starter of Pokemon, and Ken Masters, the fiery fist of Street Fighter. Who’s fiery spirit burns hotter? That’s for you to decide.

Blaziken:
When they told me I was up against the Street Fighter, Ken
I was hoping for the one from Street Fighter 2010
I’m both Alpha and Omega, it’s reckless to face me
Know it was me in the anime who won the Johto League
Looking at your winning streak, it’s really something I doubt
The only things thicker than your ego are your eyebrows
You’re arrogant and that is why you fall second to Ryu
And you’re not that unique since you share most of his moves
It’s not very effective when you hit me with your Hadouken
I’ll do you in this battle like Akuma did to Gouken
I’m leaping 30 story buildings, I’ve got legs for days
If you think you’ll really win this, then you’re the one who’s blazed

Ken Masters:
You’re a real Brave Bird thinking you could step to me
You’re a fire type but I’m the one that’s bringing the heat
Taste my fire-breathing fist that leaves my foes in flames
It’s clear I’m your inspiration, I’m even part of your name
I’m roasting this rooster, looks like fried chicken tonight
Honestly, I’d rather have Rufus take me in another fight
I won the U.S. Martial Arts tournament three times in a row
And it doesn’t even stop there, I’ll bring shame upon this shamo
You won’t be talking after when I uppercut your jaw
Not afraid of me? Then you should meet my brother-in-law
Hot moves, hot wife, and no intent on losin’
You got hops but you’ll fly higher with my Shinryuken!

Mega Blaziken:
You wanna get Violent Ken? Well with my Blazikenite
I bring an Eruption of power and my true fire ignites
There’s no Potions or Berries here to help you recover
Sean won’t be a true fighter when it’s your wing he’s under
With the speed of a Latias, I’m about to Overheat
The last thing you’ll see before you faint are the soles of my feet
Ask Flannery about who’s fiery passion burns hotter
In this form, you’re outmatched, you’re no longer a bother
Cause I am Blaziken and I’ll be blazing Ken
When I give some major damage with my blazing kicks
I’ve heard of rags to riches but not riches to rags
I feel Dan Hibiki puts up a better fight than you can

Ken Masters:
Takes more than going Mega, you need to Bulk Up, Focus Energy
Cause it’ll take all of your strength to go and try and hurt me
And those verses were fowl but that’s something I should expect
Battling is not your style, stick to Pokemon Contests
You’ll be KO’d once I hit you with my Shippu Jinraikyaku
It’s like I’m using Flamethrower with these flames I’m spitting at you
I’ve had some experience in fighting Fire Pokemon
So let’s get serious, I’m ready for ya! Bring it on! 
Let’s fight fire with fire, of the entire Street Fighters
There is none who rank higher than the man in red attire
No Pokeball required since my victory is captured
And I owned you, call me Ken Pokemon Masters

CAST:
MaNCHA as Blaziken
B-Lo as Ken Masters

Beat Produced by Hollywood Legend Productions

Blaziken Vs Ken Masters - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

Video dropping Halloween!

Light as Guts
Fightmarker as Doomguy

Beat Produced by: Audio Network
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Old Thumbnail by: SonicSmash
Flow Test by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Guts:
This ain’t the hell you’re used to, so I suggest you back off
The Black Swordsman is up against Master Chief only half off
I’m those spider demons you fight and you’re just a simple house bug
So tell me who stomps in this match if your NASA shit pulls the plug
You like easter eggs? Well go have a crack at this
I’ll John Romero this when I get a-head with all your hits
So step to me if you dare, just know it’ll be your last trip
Since my sword will hit the same lips that you’ll use to kiss my ass with

Doomguy: 
East verse west, Guts meets the best
It’s a gunfight, yet you bring swords to compete against
Soundtrack from Mick Gordon with songs that he made from his lip
up fighting worse english than Chinese bootlegs? This’ll be a trip
So let’s get the party going, I won’t leave this battle floored
Griffith fucked your girl first since your dick ain’t big as your sword
Followed by your 2016 show that shouldn't have left the station
I’d say to walk away if I didn’t have to see that animation
Rip and tear through tactics, Guts’ guts will sure be bleeding, 
The ugliest one-eyed motherfucker since the Cacodemon
and it seems you lack cohesion with a new swordsman to switch to
So don’t call yourself the goat, kid, I’ve history killing him too
 
Guts:
My back hurts, but I don’t think I got it from those lines
It’s from carrying my team while yours keeps dying all the time
and keep my name out your mouth like you think you’re some kind of bruiser
Named Doomguy, marine, and slayer, but I’ll truly call you loser
You’re on Falcon’s territory, I’m so fly when I go diss you
Fight with no breaks while you fight Snake over a little shih tzu
You don’t know jack about me, take your vengeance somewhere else and fade
Too bad you’re stuck in hell with none to say you fell down to my blade

Doomguy:
Aww, don’t cry now. Your fans might make that meme again, dude
Sword Art Online took your name and now you’re mad I’ll take your shit too
I’m glad you took your research but let’s note down something well
Between us, who’s the one that actually surpassed through hell?

Guts vs. Doomguy - #6

Snakebite126 as Gengar
Alex the Beast as Enderman

Gengar:
Everyone’s favourite pokémon enters in your ring
Rapping against the guy who made deserts more boring?
As a seasoned poltergeist, I could have you out cold on the floor in a second
I’d take a door and I’d break your jaw but it looks like you saved me the effort
I’m Gengar, all the kids are scared of me, let’s take a look at this long armed skinny thing
Man used to be a bigshot enemy till kids turned his ass to a mob farm guinea pig
No prank could compare to this mockery, what’s this fucker even gonna do, chuck a block at me
I’m the power making people cower at the doorstep of the tower while you can’t even stand still properly

Enderman:
It’s cute that baby’s first ghost wants to call me second rate
I’d feel bad crippling you more, you already lost Levitate
Aww, you’re the ace of Agatha? I’m the ace of a fucking dragon bruh
Should go back to your birthday party haunted house when you’re facing this massacre ravager
I'm teleporting when I'm in my Haunting watch all players scream when they see me
While this scrambled egg wants to diss on my game when his scariest squad is called fucking Team Meanies
So don’t think you’ll beat me, ooh, I’m lord of the desert so yeah I’m more than effective at beating Haunter With Legs up
The thought of a trainer ever having fought with your setup, I’d have abandoned you too if I saw those defences
I’m actually better through patches, it’s terror that all Gamefreak did to you’s trash out your mega
So crack from the pressure or come at me with your Gigantamax form looking half in the Nether
I stack up against ya and it’s not just height, put moving around forks against a real pro’s fright
I’ll wipe that grin off your face and there is no escaping, how could you miss with those eyes

Gengar:
Can’t think of decent material when we clash, Ender?
I haven’t seen you this stumped since your smash render
All that glitchy teleporting for a 50% lame drop?
The only End you lead me to is switching the fucking game off
(Fast Rap)
This little freak bag wants to be more than a cheap gag?
Even those arms couldn’t reach that
Flee fast, you had no direction in that rap
Expected better from a glorified Satnav
Don’t need a lizard eye to see who’s winning
I mean just look at this B class villain
Spawn in the hundreds and sold out as plushes
My guy’s basically The End’s Minions

Enderman:
There’s simply no match when I’m up against this desperate dead blob
I’d drop you low as your Pokkén tier if I could get past bedrock
‘Bout time I end this fight and this pathetic sight leave you more withered than your shiny when I strike
Gonna send your ass back to the tower and- oh endermites (he gets slashed in half by steve it makes more sense with the video)

Written by Psytube
Mixed by Dani Frias
Cover Art by Rabi
Beat by Anywaywell

Enderman vs Gengar - Psytube Rap Battles

Oh yeah we going to space for this one
Mancha as Sinistar
King Mewtwo as Ego the Living Planet
Beat produced by Tristan on the Track
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Dani Frias 
Written by Trakked, Kamren, ColeDaCole and WDRB

Battle:

Sinistar:
Beware coward, this small villain will fall victim to my hunger 
I’ll throw Sini-bombs at this planetoid; lightyears asunder!
You better Run Run Run! Not even your Alter-Ego can stop me
For my Eternal power shall destroy this puny planet's Galaxy 
It’s a travesty that such a being couldn’t be a strong foe
Beat by a space pirate? That’s what I’d call a fragile Ego
You're a sick minded fraud, went out a Boomer like your status
Not even glitches could rebirth since you've already turned to ashes

Ego:
Tried to scare in the 80’s, yet even with that, computer,
You’re the “star” of a forgotten game; an unoriginal space shooter
If a spacecraft can beat you, then you’ll revel to my power,
Decimated into decimals, never played beyond an hour

Sinistar:
Beware, I live!; And you claim my game is infamous?
I may be the metal boss, but you’re sure picking up rust!
I’ll bust into your core, before you dare fathom to wreck this,
How come you try to take risks when I eat planets for breakfast? 

Ego:
You're just an underpowered entity, a frail-minded Galactus
So I'll trash this scrap metal; I could destroy you with magnets!
Barely shoddy, with my Anti-Bodies swarming 'round this virus,
Deleting all weak-shelled copies of this pathetic bot who’s mindless
Your claim to fame's only a game, while my legacy evolves
No glitches can save you, watch you while all of your lives dissolve
A win trapped in Imaginationland; this pathetic feud is over
And it concludes with me having this star meet a supernova

Sinistar vs Ego - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #12

Light as Roronoa Zoro
Malina Rose as Erza Scarlet

Beat Produced by: Anywaywell
Written by: Dani Frias and Dargon
Additional Writing Help by: Henry, Oookm, and Creep Switch
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: ColeDaCole

Lyrics:

Zoro:
I feel that I gotta inform those, if you mess with Roronoa, you get torn slow
and Miss Erza Scarlet right here looks like she could just be another dojo 
It's Zoro, me and the Straw Hats finna pull up at your home, so drop the tension
I won't lose to a girl who tries to carry her team by the power of...friendship?
I save trains, so you know I'm running a track,
While you're training now so you can run and attack
I'm better off goin' on without parents than ending up related to a parasite so wack 
Can't destroy the beat without destroying your town
You're lucky that you have me since I'm doing it now
Changing your armor but still look like a clown
While I just need a durag so shit can go down 
So let’s make it clear that I'm Zoro, Miss, leaving my mark like El Zorro, Miss
Should've made your ugly ass the many monsters that you were you able to go solo with
But if you want a match,
Let our swords clash, 
One shank to the chest and your breath's traveled
and in case you still wanna think you'll leave alive, you can check the Death Battle

Erza:
I won't allow getting an inch near me, call me Sanji, I'm gonna cook this man
This vice captain got nice cappin', though, get back on your ship and fix a plan
Got so lost, you showed up on Fairy Tail, I'm just keeping it real between us
I'm firing shots like a Jupiter Cannon, can't be that godly when strung up like Jesus
Don't think you're slashing blades against an S Class to your Worst Generation
I feel pity so you could take my Requip and go turn into not a disgrace and
Get out my sight, please, it's obvious that you'll fall when you fight me, I'd say to bite me
But with that weapon in your mouth it seems that your teeth are the only thing mighty
Got 1, 2, 3 swords but be warned, 'cause you still can't get through me
Don't matter, though.
You'd be too busy using the forth one in your pants to go swordfight Luffy
Like your manga name, you'll take the L, Zolo. But I know you would otherwise
'Cause I'm no girl you can par with, 
I put the scar in Scarlet; 
Best keep a lookout for your other eye

Zoro:
I'm a pirate hunter, while your crew can't pass the sea nor step to me without a beach episode
I won't look out for what you swing at me 
I should be written out of here too like the arcs I'm not in 'cause I'm best in flow
Took Luffy's pain, it didn't hurt as bad as hearing you, it's apparent
Rockin' a wedding dress but we both know you and Jellal still fucked before marriage 
It's best you stop and put those eye jokes to rest, pretty sure yours is faker than your breasts
Straight out the Marines 
So you don't want a war against someone who could leave one giant mess
Must be a slave again 'cause you're not making any cents. 
At least when you were, you weren't asking for this
So I'll help you thinkin 'bout your own funeral again 
‘cause the only dub you'll take is the Miss Fairy Tail Contest

Erza:
Rapping is one of your weaknesses, go kneel down to me and pay respects
Giving you the boot when I'm kicking your nuts 'til your voice ends up higher than Pica's is
I wouldn't say you’re a genius,
It's pathetic that you'll make like Natsu after you've been checked
Give it a rest, I could call you Kuina once you take some steps
Sit down and best watch your language, ay
Slice you like a Jersey Mike's sandwich, ay
Me and my guild won't fall down and give up the crown 
to someone who's been playing outlandish games
But I guess this is where you fail, as it seems that it's too late give me at least some peace
Ironic, I'll have you die to my sword and then you'll be anything but One Piece

Zoro vs. Erza - #7

This is a super passion-oriented project that has been in the works for literally nearly two months, so much so that I wasn't sure it'd release. Partially because I wanted to do these amazing games--especially Phasmophobia--justice, and had a very specific artistic vision that I wasn't sure if I could pull off effectively in the way I'd want.
I'm happy to say that this is finally out. Not to mention I am pretty damn proud of how it came out.
Special thanks to EVERYONE involved in this project. Y'all really carried this shit, not me. If it weren't for the help of amazing VAS, Jacob for the thumbnail and some early beta feedback-givers, this wouldn't be here in the state it is.
And thus, I give you my boldest project yet. Hope you guys like it. :)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HyPrmUdW_4P_gRTv5HOIBKNKqmRidNx9hWaWggp4-hA/edit?usp=sharing

Phasmophobia vs. Sign of Silence // Alex's Rap Battles #9

Yo MAMA!!!
Alanon as the announcer
Eric the Audible as Ryu 
JordanShowish as Liu Kang
Written by Trakked, Snakebite and WDRB
Beat by The Unbeatables
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Jordanshowish

Battle:
Ryu:
Came in search for someone worthy, yet a killer monk appears
Raiden's lackey's lacking sense if he chooses to come near
The Satsui no Hado plagues me, but your thoughts plague yourself
You're an outdated copy, a cartridge stuck on the shelf
Best escape with a Bicycle, cause no kick can subdue me
A personality even worse than the ratings on your movies
You should see that fatalities aren't in the wise path
Seems though, you've already succumbed to your side's wrath
Its evident this Revenant's just a blight on fighters
A pestilence that meddles with his fire like a lighter
Killed by your enemy and protector, it's clear you're unworthy
Put down your mic and fight; for no words can hurt me

Liu Kang:
Serving Earthrealm is my duty, but there's no saving your series
All bark and no bite, so you can't battle, clearly.
Droning on isn't my style, I lost interest Mid-Way
Thought I became a zombie again; your raps dulled my brain
While this homeless orphan’s left roaming the world, searching for fights
I’ve won the trophy in every tournament I’ve been in with sheer might
Against the likes of Scorpion, sorcerers, and soldiers of ice
And now I’m scorching this corpse with a fatality on the mic
You've rapped wrong, Capcom's mascot's a disgrace
No impact on other media so you have to save face
I’m the chosen one, a holy son, before you wanna dance
Change your catchphrase to "You must defeat Liu Kang to stand a chance"


Ryu vs Liu Kang. Fighting Game Rap Battles.

Alex the Beast as Machamp
Dani Frias as Galarian Farfetch'd

Machamp:
My opponent’s a lowlife alola- galarian?
Smoke it with no fists, my toe tip could bury him
Pokemon’s GOAT, leaving foes without any limbs
Won’t waste my focus on no vegetarian

Farfetch’d:
Sure, keep insulting me like I’m the weak fighter
Only thing you’re good at breaking’s mirrors, Meat Spider
But if you’re gonna just continue laughing when we brawl
Well, then we’ll see who’s the gag when I evolve
Sirfetch’d:
I’ll strike at this tacky undeveloped sore sissy
With his gigantamax form looking like a gormiti 
Looks to me like you missed boxing 101, so I’d better state
Strapping a geodude to your back doesn’t make you heavyweight
Heh, at this point, Frankenstein should just pack up
With that mug, not even my beak could match up
Don’t wanna get intense cause this feud is petty
I’ll put down my sword and I’ll give you a wedgie

Machamp:
So Flour Power wants to say he’s improved
He just turned into the bad ending of playing with food (ha!)
Face with the ride me eyes, lay down your dying hype
Flimsy and weak, a disgrace to the fighting type
Basically Flying, why you in the first place?
Close to my level? You belong in a bird cage
This joke in the game’s shot at smoking my fame?
Want the answer? You got it in your own fucking name
I’m peak performance, your leek’s your offence
So maybe think twice before you beef enormous
Muscles I’m rocking that make my foes shudder, stunned
Sport Bird’ll wish he accepted the other guns
Squirt you’re a runner up, look at you all huddled up
Ready up a thunder punch, decimate this rubber duck
Coming in to rumble with an onion and some puffing up
Living example of how to speedrun a couple punctured lungs
This is a wild tourney, can you touch me in this state?
I’ve seen more agile birdies on a fucking dinner plate
While I don’t hesitate to leave a foe bleeding grim
There’s a reason I’m the ace in your own region’s gym

Sirfetch’d:
You’ve got no bars when dissing me, quit the bitch fit
Thought your no guard ability meant you didn’t miss hits
I’m the example? Well that just drives me up the wall
If you were a role model there’d be steroids in lunchables
Ooh, bud you stand lesser, not even my ancestor
Bring out all four of ‘em, I’ve seen Hitmonlee throw hands better
500 punches per sec? That’s blowing my mind
Cause last time I checked, your attack’s lower than mine (ay)
I flow in my lines like the flow in my mind when I strike with precision and leave you a sad sight
You flail your punches and fail to touch this, your fighting position’s more fit for a slap fight
It’s a slight stretch to act like Registeel 
Maybe I’ll use your body as my next veggie shield
So you’d better yield, it was a good game though
But it didn’t take a flying move to leave this gym teacher K.O.’ed

Written by Psytube
Mixed by Dani Frias
Cover Art by Rabi
Beat by Marsad Men

Machamp vs Galarian Farfetch'd - Pokémon Rap Battle

Commander Jacob as Pablo Escobar (audio)
Fightmarker as Pablo Escobar (video)
Mancha as Willy Wonka (audio)
Mr. Tibbs As Willy Wonka (video)
Flowtest by Snakebite 
Mixed by Light
Writers: Snakebite and Fightmarker
Beat by BeatG33ks


Willy Wonka:
Greetings, Mr. Escobar! Welcome back from the dead
But it seems the Search Bloc shootout must’ve screwed up your head
Cause if you wanna dance with Wonka, say hello to the prison guards
‘Cause Esco, it’s earned me only a grand fortune to sell/cell bars
So let us take a gander at your life of crime’s precursor
Couldn’t graduate college, so got your first degree in murder
And tried to earn your rep as a hero by funding institutions 
And robbin’ hoodlums, but like my elevator, we all see right through it
And there’s simply no calculatin’ how much El Flabbo is weighin’
So hungry for power that when you got all of it, you ate it
You should learn from Augustus, it’s not safe to be this gluttonous
Praised for importing hippos in your country, you were the first one that shipped!

Pablo Escobar:
Ugh, well it looks like there’s no easy way out of here
Hear your awful raps? I rather shoot myself in the ear
When it comes to offing foes, I’d prefer assassinations
But come with me, you’ll be seeing real pure imagination
Don’t try Medellín with the top cartel
Or I’m the last thing you see ‘fore you’re dropped to Hell
You got no shot when I pull out my gun
And make you repeat getting trashed by slugs
Puppeteer of Colombia, demolished foes like animals
Capped the kill count of countries, made it the murder capital
So grab all your slaves, start a second mass killing
Blew up the black market like the DAS building
Style’s ice cold, so I’ll take the cash I’m earning
And throw you on the pile of stacks I’m burning
You manufacture candy bars for children?
Only time I made bars, I bribed the court to put me in them
So walk away from this bout, ‘less you wanna wind up dead
Now I got a perfect puzzle for you, Silver or Lead?

Willy Wonka:
I’ll take the gold, stompin’ your conglomerate with the sheer numbers I’ve sold
Change your first name to Pa, ‘cause your verse lacked any blows

Pablo Escobar:
You wish I change my name to Pa, maybe I’d serve as therapy
But you ran away from your padre, how about you do the same with me?

Willy Wonka:
In the past, I’ve needed to be rough to teach spoiled children a lesson
But at least I didn’t marry a kid without their parents’ blessings
While your white powder made every government try to knock your lights out
Only Colombia I’m visiting is when I’m invited to the White House
And you’ve earned yourself a hefty sum of green, no debate
But then your reign of terror ended and it all fizzled away
Now your estate is a theme park and a zoo for kids to play
Seems that you and your family lost everything, so good day!

Pablo Escobar:
Teaching spoiled kids a lesson? What a waste of your millions
I don’t even need to bother with the rats that spoil my income
Puttin’ the hit on politicians is just how I make a livin’
But I’m not the one distributin’ addictions to children (Oh!)
No chance a fictional pest could beat my criminal legacy
Cartel’s all across the globe, mess with El Patrón, I’ll be putting you to rest, Willy
You must be on LSD to think that you could claim my throne with rhymes
‘Cause it’s the King of Cocaine who always deals the dopest lines

Willy Wonka vs Pablo Escobar. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Thumbnail by Fightmarker 

Lyrics by everyone

Freshy Kanal
Commander Jacob
Zawesome
Brooke Morgan
Zim 11037
Snakebite126
GengoMain
Fightmarker
Matthew Thomas
DNA_Fox
Little Secks
Rabi
Sebb
Mancha
JChay
Vladimyr P.

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