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Live show announcement! Dublin, Edinburgh, Manchester and London, we’re coming back! Find out more at tcgte.com/tour!

This week we talk about union strike inflatable rats, Ellen’s Oscars bits, and the new NYC bathroom membership options available. Also the McDonald’s Mighty Wings problem in dissected before a brief conversation about hot dogs. We also unveil a new segment: “Real-life Equivalents of Fictional Characters" and solve a problem involving going out on a first date with a cheapskate.

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Ireland/UK Tour

Hot Dogs

This week we talk about Tim's trip to the horse track, which did not go well for him. Things go a little off the rails when we discuss the lineage of certain horses and what constitutes a "good horse." There's also a lot of talk about drinking smoothies, buying life-sized wax figures of George Clooney and opening a dangerous amusement park, as well as a staggering amount of product placement. 

In a brand new installment of Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems, we tackle a young man's question about an uncle who steals his cigarettes.

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Horse Racing

This week, Tim tries to rebrand the podcast as a resource for consumers to compare products, beginning with fitness trackers in this episode. Tom doesn't seem all that interested in this plan and spends more time thinking about they lyrics of Stevie Wonder songs. Also, Tim is ready to leave New York City for good because his car was towed.

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Fitness Trackers

We're smack dab in the middle of summertime, so this week we're talkin' ice cream. And boy oh boy, do we have a lot of opinions about ice cream. If you enjoy listening to two grown men talking about desserts very passionately, this is the episode for you. We also coin a new phrase that is sure to take the world by storm, and solve a listener's problem about when to shake hands and when to hug.

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Ice Cream

This week we're talking Halloween parties. What to eat at 'em, what games to play, costumes to wear, you name it. If it's something you can or should do at a Halloween party, we're talking about it this week.

We also solve a listener problem concerning what to do when you receive a gigantic framed print as a gift and don't want to put it up in your house.

Halloween Parties

This week Tim just can’t stop talking about Florida, where he just got back from tour and where he did not go to Disney World. Also Tim’s body can’t process alcohol, there are now Cronuts at Dunkin Donuts, the return of a classic segment Mundane Bucket List and the guys solve a problem about what to do when adults want to be your friend.

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And Tom has a new book out! You can get it at tcgte.com/tom.

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Florida

This week we’re talking cars of the future, like Tesla, Google’s Self-Driving Car, Hyperloop, Apple’s Car and more. Also this week we hear about how Tom fell down in the street along with the riveting tale of how Timmy Baloneyskins became Timmy Meatballs.

Hey New York City! We're doing a show in Brooklyn on 4/10 at Union Hall. We have to keep the topic secret because we're afraid to announce it publicly, but we promise it'll be worth your while. Get tickets at tcgte.com/live.

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Live Shows

Cars Of The Future!

What conversation about mattresses would be complete if it didn’t start with 20 minutes of Tim complaining about Tom’s new Apple Watch and ignoring Tim’s text message? After that, we talk about the new mattress Tom bought from the internet, the time Tim got duped into paying an extra $200 for a mattress by a mattress salesman, mattress protectors and spilling wine/wetting the bed and a tease for future bed episodes.

This week we also solve a problem from a listener who found a bunch of undeveloped film rolls in hiding place in the old shed of the new home he bought.

Mattresses (Part One Of The Bed Series)

This week is our annual summer movie preview, recorded after several of the year's biggest blockbusters have been released and already forgotten. Since loud, dumb summer movies are basically created for people like Tom, we've created the Tom-Scale™ of movie ratings so you can keep track of which movies are worth your time.

But first, we announce the extremely exciting and very sexy topic for our first show in London this year. By the way, the shows are coming up soon (JUNE 25, 26 & 27) so you should buy tickets right now at tcgte.com/live.

Also, Tim tries to find a venue for his birthday party that isn't a bar, and we solve a problem from a listener about iced coffee.

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2015 Summer Movies

This week we’re talking all about the recent prison break in upstate New York which hopefully hasn’t come to a horribly tragic end by the time you listen to this.

Also discussed: Tim’s depressing lunch at Quizno’s, the idea of toasted burritos, a puppet restaurant, lockdowns, Tim’s near run-in with the Hammerman, real life Harley Quinn, dirty prison underwear, the governor of New York being on the case, US Marshals.

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Escaping From Prison

Red Dead Redemption 2. The third Red Dead game, and the prequel to Red Dead Redemption 1. Confusing? Yes. That’s why you need to listen to this episode. Basically it’s an incredibly popular game where you get to pretend you’re a cowboy and become good friends with a horse which you can name yourself. There’s also baths.This week’s episode is sponsored by The Great Courses. Grab a digital copy of Outsmart Yourself for Only $9.99 or get unlimited access to enjoy this course, and so much more– with a special FREE TRIAL to The Great Courses Plus exclusively at&nbsp;<a href="http://thegreatcoursesplus.com/Guide" target="_blank">TheGreatCoursesPlus.com/Guide</a>.We're also sponsored this week by Quip. Get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush if you go to <a href="http://quip.com/guide" target="_blank">quip.com/guide</a>.

Red Dead Redemption 2

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