In this one we mostly just complain like old men about the state of pop music today. Lady Gaga Taylor Swift Pink Black Eyed Peas Michael Jackson With a special appearance by Jedward. We also answer advice and give updates about how great our advice has turned out so far. There may also be an [...]

The Grammy Awards

*Please excuse the lateness of this episode. Tim's not so smart when it comes to the internet. Next episode will be up at the regular time. In this very special 2010 Winter Olympic preview episode, Tom tries to keep Tim's Olympic Fever in check while they discuss: * the inspirational book The Secret's effect on [...]

Winter Olympics (Super Late Updated Version)

In this episode we discuss bars, pubs and the goings-on inside these establishments. Topics include: Getting a bartender's attention Adventures waiting on bathroom lines Illicit drug use in bar restrooms Tom's tips for girls interested in flirting at bars Tim's admiration a certain big box electronics retailer

The Complete Guide to Bars

On this episode, all roads lead us to Tom Hanks. Also: - Ringo Starr judging county fair contests - Times Square terrorism - Tom's favorite museum, Ripley's Believe it or Not - A big bug shuts down production for a few minutes - British people think we're dumb - Adults going back to high school

Tom Hanks Is My Bartender

In this episode we discuss all things World Cup related, including: - Elementary school sports - Bringing a baby to a bar - Hipsters trying to be worldly - Kim Jong Il - The American Civil War Comics courtesy of Natalie Al-Tahhan. Check out more of her work at her internet website.

World Cup

Paninis and Smashed Potatoes Ice Cream for Breakfast The Ice Cream man: Pervert or Genius? Uncomfortable at the Beach Sunning in Your Underpants Nude Beaches Summer School for Woodshop C+C Music Factory Humiliation T&T Solve Your Problems: Kids on Planes and TCGTE Concierge Listening Service Farewell to Tim

Summer

Dunces Tim's Tips to Beat the Heat 80 Stand-Up Comedy Dealing with Celebrities on Planes Surviving a Plane Crash Basing Your Life on Sex and the City Angela Lansbury: Babe of the Week The Mile High Club or Having Sex in a Tiny Public Bathroom Tim and Tom Solve Your Loud College Kids Problems Illustrations [...]

Air Travel

In this episode, two non-celebrities talk at length about the nature of celebrity. In a Freaky Friday-esque twist, minds are blown as Tom and Tim seemingly completely change personalities when arguing about Justin Bieber or Joaquin Phoenix or something. Also, what the hell was the deal with The Love Boat? Illustrations by Natalie Al-Tahhan. Check out [...]

Celebrity

Hate waiting in line at the DMV? We come up with solutions to the Department of Motor Vehicle's woes in this episode. Also, we talk about lucid dreaming, college football games and the fact that the two hosts of this program hate each other. Also, learn how to calculate your Jerk Quotient.

Department of Motor Vehicles

Looking for love? You've come to the right place! This week we discuss dating and love and whatnot. From 80s video dating to niche online dating services for weird people, we cover it all and give you all the information you need to get to third base on your next romantic excursion. We also discuss [...]

Dating (Part 1)

We begin our "The Complete Guide to Everything: Myths and Legends" series off with a bang, gunning for public enemy number 1: The Loch Ness Monster. Also, Tom submits his evolutionary thesis concerning unattractive people and fetishists.

Summer

The Complete Guide to Everything

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