In this episode we talk about cruises, and Tom shares anecdotes from his recent vacation on board a luxury cruise. Also: - the arduous process of recording a weekly podcast - the perils of fame - jumping overboard is not a good idea - treating limo drivers with respect by never shooting them - TCGTE's [...]

Cruises

In this episode, Tom is reinvigorated by a particularly exciting week filled with unbelievable adventures. Sponsor: Get a FREE audiobook and 14-day trial today by signing up at audiblepodcast.com/tcgte ! Also discussed: - Adventures in unfamiliar Starbucks locations - "The Monday Morning Grindcast" - Hilarious Tiger Woods stand-up routines - Making Brad Pitt work for [...]

Tom’s Big Week, or “The Monday Morning Grindcast”

Tim and Tom discuss all things Irish, recount tales of screwing up interviews for minimum wage jobs and then talk about haircuts for seriously like 20 minutes. Tom insults all of Ireland Baby bars Repairing US - Irish Relations Drunk, Lazy Mailmen Strippers' Problems Mandatory Drug Testing Tom Works for Coca-Cola for a Day Tim's [...]

St. Patrick’s Day (HaircutCast Edition)

In this week's episode, Tom and Tim explore the phenomenon that is Chat Roulette. Sponsor: Get a FREE audiobook and 14-day trial today by signing up at audiblepodcast.com/tcgte! Also discussed: - More about haircuts - 80s Saxaphone Hits - A listener tells a tale of charity gone wrong - Rude or Shrewd?

Chat Roulette

The guys come down with a bad case of Biebermania, for which the only cure is more Beiber. Also... April Fools Day! The Legality of Taking a Cop's Gun as a Joke Parents of Teenagers Old Man Walmart Vigilantism NJ Woman Striving to Become World's Fattest Tim and Tom Solve Your Masterbating Roommate Problems Tom's [...]

Teen Idols (Biebermania Edition)

In this episode we talk and talk and talk. Topics include Tiger Woods, Crystal Pepsi, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and LeBron James teaming up to make Tim feel old, Tom's continued hatred of those less fortunate than him and the hit movie The Rocketeer.

The Complete Guide to Nothing in Particular

In this episode we discuss bars, pubs and the goings-on inside these establishments. Topics include: Getting a bartender's attention Adventures waiting on bathroom lines Illicit drug use in bar restrooms Tom's tips for girls interested in flirting at bars Tim's admiration a certain big box electronics retailer

The Complete Guide to Bars

Fast Food Update Don't Talk About Tom on Facebook After He's Dead Faking Our Own Deaths Starting Your Own Beverage Company Frankenfish Arizona is Giving Out Free Trips to Mexico Drinks for Teenage Dirtbags Camping Burger King Brunch Sex and the City BK Mimosas KFC Double Down Tim and Tom and A Bunch of Other [...]

Facebook, Death and Fast Food

On this episode, all roads lead us to Tom Hanks. Also: - Ringo Starr judging county fair contests - Times Square terrorism - Tom's favorite museum, Ripley's Believe it or Not - A big bug shuts down production for a few minutes - British people think we're dumb - Adults going back to high school

Tom Hanks Is My Bartender

TCGTE tells all about hobo secrets and more. Information that may one day very well save your life. Including: Tim is energized! Acting is tiring Conspiracy theories about the phone company Tom is drunk with Starbucks power The Hobo Code The Hobo Ethical Code Naked People at the Museum Baby Boomer of the Week We're [...]

The Hobo Code

John Stamos cancels again Memorial Day Kids are rude Product Brainstorming for ripping off kids (Silly Bandz) Giving directions when you don't know directions Ripping your friend's heart out while on shrooms (Link) T&T Take Your Call: What happened to ladies night? What does Tim do with his beard? What is good cheap beer? T&T [...]

The Complete Guide to Nothing in Particular

The Complete Guide to Everything