B-Lo:
I'm the better asian, you four eyes mother fucker
Smash your ass harder then Dis Raps For Hire
Parodies! your battles are more of a joke
then this rap, I'll be one to leave you smoked
killer rap battles? your battles kill people with your horrible lyrics
I made gaming all star rap battles, bitch 
call me bruce lee, you're a male chun lee
always kicking cause you're like a anime pussy

Vincent;
You say you're bruce lee, well I'm jackie chan
Your videos are just pngs, I can do a hand stand
a karokte kick, karokte flip, handchop you till you weep
your mic is so terrfyly bad, it haunts me to sleep 
you're b-low me in this rap, I'll give a good asian parent brusing 
you must be more asian since you can't "see" you're losing
roast you more then a toaster, you're just a boaster
I'm into mlg, cause i am a badass like a noscoper 

Riven:
BAD BOYS, displen you, you disrepect duh community
Vincent you love anime porn, but you'll never get tittes 
Cause I ship everyone, I'm a kawii noodle mc
leave me alone to eat my rice, you little wussies
VincentxB-Lo, I love it, don't try to denice it you gays
do your homework or I'll whip u the riven away
I dated Dakota, Anthony and Metal, you're just dicks
actually no, your penises are as thin as a chopstick

Hyperjacob:
I study hard in rhymes, you just turned them into poo
You basturds proved the sterotype of asians having small dicks is true!
I made bear vs steve, I'll blow you up like a fucking creeper
Me and Riven are kareen, so what are even do here 
You'll never be a doctor, you'll always stay the same
You joke about my disses, I china-haha at your grades
Like I got as a kid, I'll leave you with more then a plister
the girl singing this song is my sister

Johann:
Trying to fit in, so I'm going to copy all your battles and lines
I'm here in this battle to make you all DIEEEIIEEIEIEI
Hyperjacob, stop being so hyper and shut up
Vincent and B-lo, I'll copy your series until you die chumps
its hard to be orginal, and with riven around
I wanna fucking smash a asian rock to my head on a ground 
Sorry I gotta eat some lunch, the table is serving cat 
Quit mocking my battles guys, I'm trying to do empress my family in math 


B-Lo vs Vincent Rap Battle

Disclaimer: Some lines in this battle may be offensive to some, but none of these lines/jokes reflect the Object Rap Battle’s writers' beliefs/views - these are just battles with inanimate objects made for fun, and we hope no one will take offense.

Thumbnail by Brodecai

Matthew as Pen
Jacob as Pencil

Written by: Jacob, Matthew, Zander

(0:15)
Pen-
Showing this tree waster his win isn’t high in likelihood
Splattering black onto this graphite implanted piece of wood
I have a permanent point, man I can snap you in half
Used by painters and artisans you’re just for arts and crafts
How can you think of beating me when all you do is drop the ball
I’m truly the superior, teach you how to write these Dead sea scrolls
Producing soothing images to show this pencil my rap artwork
I wrote the constitution, while you help with middle school homework
You’ll never be my PenPal, how? I’ll stab you with my quill, and then I shall
Sharpen you until you’re pink, then throw you in the trash for being nothing but foul
I’m Marking my territory, while you’re just breaking through and through
‘Cause just like in this battle, you’ll always be a No.2

Pencil- (0:53)
Arts and crafts? All you’re used for is stains and cuts
Didn’t need a new model to write on a flat surface!
Dispensing lead so thick pen will need to call a doctor
Because my poisonous bars make this pen wish he’d be less than a dollar
Show this pen a red ink that I’ll be dipping
Precision is the pencil while all the pen does is dripping
Explode this so called utensil with a jab from my stick in this fight
Then I will show this bamboo what a true slender prick looks like
Show this pen how mechanical I am when I beat you in a blink
While your win is as seethrough as invisible ink
I’m used for creating in any workplace
How can pen get rid of me when it can’t even erase?


We decided to recast pencil. We didn't feel Ultimate did the best he could in the role.

Pen vs Pencil | Object Rap Battles Season 1

Welcome to the first Coolio's Rap Battles episode. Today, we have feepypasta, Lana Loud.exe vs creepypasta, Squidward Tentacles' Suicide.
Who will win?

Coolio as Lana.exe and SpongeBob Bootleg
funne mario as Squidward's Suicide
SkeepTieel as Enough is Enougj

Lana.exe vs Squidward's Suicide | Coolio's Rap Battles

This is an Reupload.
Lyrics:
https://www.wattpad.com/577831907-song-lyrics-book-the-ultimate-video-game-rap

JMBRaps - Ultimate Video Game Rap Battle Reupload.

Cast:
Adam Myers as Terry
VoicesByJae as Ryu
Alanon as the Announcer

Art By: Trakked

Writing By: RobotRoshawn, ForgottenSon, Cianan Irvine 



Research Help by: 2Chocolate (Uriah)


Mixed By:
RobotRoshawn

Beat By: Extreme Music


AWESOME RAP BATTLES
TERRY BOGARD
VS 
RYU 
BEGIN!

Terry:
Are you okay? Cause you about to get buster wolf!
Your victory is something you can't engulf (FANS)
Power Wave your hands in the air like you  don't care
Honestly this fight for you isn't even fair
You got a bad case of Satsu and no Hado
Your friend Ken's head truly is hollow
You're the worst character in Street Fighter in Capcom
Something tells me you're gonna terribly bomb
I'm the kind of SNK and don't you forget that, you hobo
With how you look with Ken I can tell your homo
spitting Power Geyser flows that will leave you soaked
So sayonara Ryu, cause in the end 
 just choked

Ryu:
Hey, Ken, how's it going? Oh I'm sorry my mistake 
It seems I met a guy not even worthy to be his own fake 
Your cheap tricks don't scare me fool
My Shoryuken truly makes me cool
I'll make you lose your hat when you see my Hurricane Kick
This fight is gonna be over real quick
I fight with true Fury and your death will be Fatal
You saying you're the best is questionably debatable
You say my anime series is a pile of crack?
Your anime show was shit, so don't talk smack
Your company SNK is SNKrap
Face it Terry you shouldn't try to rap

Terry:
Your Muno Ken is outdated and lame
When many lives are lost you're the one to blame
You're an orphan and you'd best not forget it
I won this battle Ryu, so you better just quit it

Terry vs Ryu - Awesome Rap Battles #3

Thank you for 100 views on Slim Shady vs. Big Chungus! The video for this is currently in production, stay tuned.
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An Incel as Spongebob
An Incel as Patrick
An Incel as Squidward
An Incel as Mr. Krabs
An Incel 2 as Bubble Bass
An Incel as Chocolate Guy

An Incel 2 as Boomer
An Incel 3 as Charger
An Incel 2 as Smoker
An Incel 3 as Jockey
An Incel, Incel 3 and Incel 2 as Tank

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZGEhxVvLnHOBDfZkNm0LRSoydjLcdSI0DtqqZjQtbaE/edit?usp=sharing

Spongebob vs. Left 4 Dead 2.

Mixed by Jacob
Thumbnail by Kamren

MidgeChamp:
Mannn...
When I invite you to a battle, I don’t wanna hear no venting 
‘Cus the bullshit you’ve been spreading’s, getting pretty frustrating 
You’re acting like your petty pitty point’s gon’ save you from my slayin’? Nah
I’ll beat you off this beat like you be beating off to animals!
(oh)
It seems Kylie’s lawyer caught a case of criminal mentality
Stole from Alex so much you became ‘Kam the Beast-iality’
So snap back to reality, fantasise to stay mad at me
Your creepy weeb reveries are more fucked up than your family
Oh, was that too harsh for you? Well complain in my DM’s dude
A wall of text won’t stop what’s next; another dished out L for you
Beating this hated, tasteless racist gives me real deja vu
Should be calling me daddy because you know I’m always beating you

Kamren:
Did you write that off your checklist of all the material you've already used?
"Well fuck you bitch, fuck you bitch," Yeah, I can repeat the same shit too
I thought you hated how you sounded last time, guess you need Atro's advice
Cause you've been spewing the same god damn lines ever since you've begun this fight!
By the way, pick on someone your own size, need I remind how many times you brawled
Little kids like Silent just so you feel the slightest bit tall?
Heard you in the last FRB, thinking, "Why is this dumbass here again?"
Then again, that wouldn't be the first time you stuck your nose in business you ain't reason being in
Fought Jade over fucking politics and I'M pathetic? Hardly
And keep in mind, this is the same Leo who invited himself as third party
Could list multiple reasons but you’re too stubborn to listen whatsoever
So grow the fuck up. Oh wait, you can't! TheAngryMidget will always be "short tempered"

MidgeChamp:
Multi line? Check. Stolen lines? Check.
Borderline? Eh Kamren guy? Wrecked
You can’t rap or write for shit, you’re a bitch with a Martyr Complex
It’s not contest when I crack a crackhead egg, man I’m apex
You dissed my politics? Fine. Least i have a career in mind
You’ll be living with your parents til’ the day you’re 59 
You uneducated swine, even Skeeps’ creeped at what you’re watching, bruh
But Judging by the way you’re acting you have Zero Academia 

Kamren:
Tryna spout lines like you're the Omega but your videos tell me otherwise
Keep My Life out of your mind unless you want karma crossing over your line
I've got someone to always love, you're backstabbing Dani's crew
So what the fuck is a career if ain't anyone coming to back you?
Got people praising me in the royale, you're just a scrapped addition
So it doesn't take a genius to know this battle will equal you begging in submission
"Oh I'm sorry! Please forgive me!" : Another half-assed apology
I don't care if I win or not at this point, I'm doing this because you're appalling!

MidgeChamp:
Who you callin’ back stabber, ye bastard? You dissed me not a week after I left
Went ahead, tried to hide your own sins in the shadow of your brand new Multi Super Master

Kamren:
Call me a dumbass? Of course you would, what else could you make up?
Oh, I know! Maybe you'll tell me why feminism is the embodiment of scum?

MidgeChamp:
The King of FRB will beat this JMB clone easily
This pompous, pimpled prick makes me glad I quit the community!

Kamren:
Never thought I'd see the day Leo rage quits from overexposure 
You make me out a sex offender yet you just fucked yourself over!

MidgeCat vs. Kamren The Reactor 2

Who Won poll:
https://www.strawpoll.me/19658178

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rRyfCelkQewEd7ZCC0o9i5J3xRWX1pP0szzj5VG6cxg/edit?usp=sharing

Iris vs. Iris

In the 3rd installment of Lame-Ass Rap Battles, It's a battle of the art programs! We have Microsoft Paint vs Adobe Photoshop. Enjoy!

Snakebite126 as Paint
Eric the Audible as Photoshop
Written by Commander Jacob
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Produced by George Georgia of Audio Network
Beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Thumbnail by Commander Jacob

Paint (0:20):
I’m opening the Windows, so scram off of my lawn
Don’t try to rhyme, dog. Even my palette’s a icon
You charge 30 a month for a learning curve that's straight doo-doo
Must've dropped the opacity, I can see right through you
I’ll grab a brush, swap the color: make this kid black out
Because I bet your raps aren’t even a Bitmap-ped out.
I'm the godfather of digital art, there’s no denying me
I’ll get to sinking your ship if you wanna whine about piracy

Photoshop (0:41):
If you'd like to start war, let's open an artboard.
Got a liquefied flow to claim the place that I’ve fought for
Look, like anything made with you, all your raps will fall flat
We’re already two different types. No need to up the contrast
Sketch all the sloppy shapes you want, I’m rocking the house
Your users likely don’t have internet and draw with a mouse
Mark this, my bars got a hardness of eight hundred
You’re even sucking at fillers. I’ll make you kick the paint bucket

Paint (1:02):
Falling flat? Check the thumbnail. You can’t scold me
Coming at me with those lines, you might wanna ctrl Z
Painting skies since ‘85, style pouring like rain
I draw the line on this mic; call me MC Paint (ha)
You can’t mask your overratedness. It’s hurting, isn’t it?
Hold ctrl and scroll up; maybe you’ll find a shit I give

Photoshop (1:17):
I’m known to burn tools when I’m spitting a rhyme
You can’t make a drop shadow, so keep living in mine
Look, you want some layered disses and blending modes? I got plentiful
For programs rough 'round the edges, I’d recommend the feather tool
Masks? I’m clipping you. No brown, but your pallet’s shitty, dude.
Get back to the junkyard. GIMP is less of a bitch to use

Paint (1:32):
You can’t recover from this with a healing brush, how sad
I’ve had more fun using an SNES mouse pad
Use your magic wand to select good lines, ingrate
Or continue making YouTubers’ slimy-ass clickbait

Photoshop  (1:42):
I’ve had to deal with dudes tryna do me like a clone stamp
So let’s crop and slice the comic sans of art programs
That’s how you lasso a win, no way MS Jank beat me
You'd be better off opening a verse in Paint 3D

Microsoft Paint vs Adobe Photoshop | Lame-Ass Rap Battle #3

I'm a lonely kid who loves reading and drawing.

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