An ode to Derren Brown that I wrote in 2011, parodying Britney Spears Womanizer. 
And don't panic - I'm also a friend of Dorothy.

Mr Brown
You are renowned for your illusions
Coming round
I've found a sound conclusion.
You can play tricks of the mind with all the other humankind
But I know what you are, what you are

Stop it now
This mystic trance that I've been under
Can't allow
Another evening of wonders
People can't figure you out; they think you're an enigma now
But I know what you are, what you are
You're a hypnotizer
Hypnotizer

Ooh hypnotizer
Ooh hypnotizer
Ooh hypnotizer
Hypnotizer

Uri Geller
Must be jealous
He's a metal spoon offender
You're a mental bender
You're a mental bender

TV star
Bearing a funky ginger beard
Gone too far
The nation never volunteered
They say you're the gentle-est of psycho-instrumentalists
But I know what you are, what you are

Look away
Although it's more than misdirection
What you say
Makes people puppets to suggestion
Assigned to find that they're inclined to let you climb inside their minds
But I know what you are, what you are

Boy don't try to lie
'Cos  I can spy through your disguise
Look into my eyes
Don't look around the eyes or through the eyes
Hypnotizer

Ooh hypnotizer
Ooh hypnotizer
Ooh hypnotizer
Hypnotizer

Uri Geller
Must be jealous
He's a metal spoon offender
You're a mental bender
You're a mental bender

Ooh hypnotizer
Ooh hypnotizer
Ooh hypnotizer
Hypnotizer

Uri Geller
Must be jealous
He's a metal spoon offender
You're a mental bender

Hypnotizer (Mental Bender)

Taking silliness seriously.

I really don't know what I'm doing, but I enjoy it nonetheless.

Sometimes ridiculous, sometimes rubbish, sometimes decent. Mostly something in the style of something else.

Lots of half done nonsense waiting to be finished covering many genres.

Hypnotizer (Mental Bender)

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