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It’s a perfect evening and 
A lovely time is being had
Nothing here could possibly
Be wrong… except for me

(aaaa-ah)
Just keep on breathing  
And pretend that I am feeling just as normal as I try to be
(aaaa-ah)
My mind is screaming 
Cuz the only thing about me that is social’s my anxiety

There are no brakes on the awkward train
I try to fake turning off my brain
Call me a downer, call me what you will
But if life’s a total party then I’m a total party kill

Total party kill!
It's a total party kill!

Time to try a clever line
I...I...I...uh, nevermind
Guessing that’s how I’m to know
We’re all done here - it’s time to go

(aaaa-ah)
I call for healing
As the undefeated monster in my mind is lashing out at me
(aaaa-ah)
My courage leaving 
And I’m running just as far as I can get from rationality

The judge is bought and the jury’s stacked, 
I’m left to rot till the verdict’s back
Self condemnation: I can’t get my fill
Cuz if life’s a total party then I’m a total party kill

Total party kill!
It's a total party kill!

All the introverts in the house
All the uncomfortable people
Report to the dance floor
For summary judgment
(Come on and kill it like an introvert...
Come on and kill it like an introvert...
Like an introvert...)

Yeah yeah yeah yeah
It’s a mad hype song, I command you dance
And you defeated Sheng Long so you stand a chance
You can jump around every now and then                  
Can you get down? Well shore you ken!
Just hit the floor, you can hardly see
When you stick to the core like an R.P.G. 
+4 dex make a check for a tumble
Clearing the deck with a critical fumble

Thanks for asking, I am not alright
Just warming up, man we got all night
I’ll make it awkward even standing still
Cuz if life’s a total party
If life’s a total party 
I’m gonna split the party
Oh no - there’s no survivors here

Total party kill!
It's a total party kill!
Total party kill!
I'm a total party kill!
Total party kill! 
Total party kill!

Vocalist/Producer Challenge IV, Round 4

Disstopia - Total Party Kill

Germs are everywhere and if you're not careful
They'll make you real sick you best beware you'll
Feel it in your tummy or your head gets hot
Muscles super achy and a nose full of snot
It's especially a bummer if you sneezin in the summer
Lumber round the playground when you really needin slumber
But I wonder! Do you know the secret to beat
The best defense is to kee your hands clean
Cover up your sneeze n your cough with your crease
Inner elbow with the clutch if no tissue is in reach
Oh gee you're feelin icky - yeah it is a pity
Cuz the fever's off the charts n your throat is very gritty
Have some tea, water, cold/cough/syrup I know
The combo ain't the best, but we need this bug to go
So away with you to rest youngin - don't you dare delay
The faster you recooperate the sooner you play

If somebody wanna party and you're feelin super snotty it's a bother if you didn't go - wash your hands
If you got a lil crud, don't be a stick in the mud, be a bud n take a pause to go - wash your hands
If you wanna high five cuz you're feelin so alive, fore you dive with the hive go - wash your hands
If you're finished at the potty, wanna chill with everybody, don't be sloppy n remember to - wash your hands

Get your paws in the water warm - splash em all around
Rub em real good with soap, count to 20, back down
To the water again cuz you know you gotta rinse
Grab a towel, dry your mitts, turn the faucet off since
You know what to do so your health ain't low
You got em clean prints n you're ready to go
Show your parents the hygiene n you'll know what I mean
Got more time to learn n play now you livin the dream
You buddies won't agree with what I will decree
N sure playin in the mud is the funnest indeed
But take heed! Go n rough it cuz you gotcha set of tools
To do your own thing n stay healthy n cool
Hey believe it or not us grown ones too 
Forget these simple steps then wind up with the flu
But now you well prepared, have the greatest of ease
Take it from me - I got caught by a sneeze

If somebody wanna party and you're feelin super snotty it's a bother if you didn't go - wash your hands
If you got a lil crud, don't be a stick in the mud, be a bud n take a pause to go - wash your hands
If you wanna high five cuz you're feelin so alive, fore you dive with the hive go - wash your hands
If you're finished at the potty, wanna chill with everybody, don't be sloppy n remember to - wash your hands

If somebody wanna party and you're feelin super snotty it's a bother if you didn't go - wash your hands
If you got a lil crud, don't be a stick in the mud, be a bud n take a pause to go - wash your hands
If you wanna high five cuz you're feelin so alive, fore you dive with the hive go - wash your hands
If you're finished at the potty, wanna chill with everybody, don't be sloppy n remember to - wash your hands

Vocalist/Producer Challenge V, Round 5

Pretty, Good - Wash Your Hands

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This song was originally a demo for Peter Project, who was working on a producer album featuring different MCs over beats he was making using strictly vintage hardware samplers from hip-hop's golden era, which he planned to record entirely to two-inch magnetic tape. A beautiful idea which turned out to be way too much work plus rappers are slow so he only got one song done as planned - "Peter North" which wound up on the Swamp Thing album Planet Murk - before he had to pack up the vintage gear to make room in his studio for a giant vibraphone so he could score Bomb Girls for CTV.

"I score bomb girls like Peter Project" sounds like a Wordburglar line! Except he's married, so uh never mind.

I recorded this demo not on two-inch tape, but in Cool Edit Pro 2.0 which is more obsolete than vintage, even at the time in 2012. The lyrics were slightly worse and so was the title, and it just sat and uh aged gracefully. Now it's the flagship of my new series of music that I! Cannot! Wait! To share with you!

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Jesse Dangerously - Rap Hundred And One - Count To Rap Hundred

Taken from the Album: School Of Whimsy 
https://professorelemental.com/downloads-cds

Featuring Willie Evans Jnr & Jesse Dangerously
Produced by Tom Caruana
Mastered by Flevans 

Tom Caruana: http://teasearecords.net/
Willie Evans Jnr: https://willieev.bandcamp.com/
Jesse Dangerously: https://dangerously.bandcamp.com/
'Make Good Art' dialogue by Neil Gaiman. Watch the full speech that inspired the song here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plWexCID-kA

School Of Whimsy

Make Good Art Pt. 2 (Featuring Willie Evans Jnr & Jesse Dangerously)

Disstopia is MC117 and Flexstyle.  Bringing you a brighter, happier apocalypse.

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