Tails Doll (urban legends) (creepypasta) vs. Sonic.exe (creepypasta)

Fel as Evil Otto
Matthew as The .GIF

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
EVIL OTTO!
VERSUS!
THE .GIF!
BEGIN!

Evil Otto:
Time to give you a heart attack with my deadly smile
Once you get a high score, you’ll be here for a while
You better run away now, my rhymes will make you go Berzerk
Leave you dead on the floor, that’s just how my game works!
You won’t have nice day, once I rip you into 8 bits
There’s no way for you to hide, try to run .GIF
You better leave now, I’m about to leave you hurt
Once you see me, you’ll be screaming “Intruder alert! Intruder alert!”

The .GIF:
You actually think it’s okay to battle the true face of horror?
Me battling you on this nice day will just be a chore
Why don’t you do us all a favor and give yourself a heart attack
Rapping against a Pacman crack head, I’ll earn my victory in a flash!
I’m usually a happy gif, but this time you got me pissed
Go ahead and keep smiling, before I make you start bleeding on your lips
I’ll leave you skinned and mutilated, ‘cause I just keep on GIF-ing!
You can ignore me all you want, I’ll just keep on screaming!

Evil Otto:
You’re not even that scary, hell all the readers frown upon you!
All you ever do is scream, like that’s the greatest thing you can do
Where ever you go, no doubt I’m always gonna find ya!
I’m the real meaning of fear, too bad I’m not actually a creepypasta

The .GIF:
You ain’t a creepypasta? Just another reason why you’ve lost
You might be the first running, but compared to you, I’m the boss!
Watch the screen, dripping blood, what more can I say
This battle is now finished, now have nice day

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Evil Otto vs The .GIF. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 17.

WoodenHornets as Mr. Mix
Matthew as Ticket Taker

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
MR. MIX!
VERSUS!
THE TICKET TAKER!
BEGIN!

Mr. Mix:
It’s Mr. Mix here, let me teach you how to bake
A delicious plate of your one and only fate
I’m a baker, you’re a taker, my game is much greater
For god’s sake, you’re a piece of shit, prepare to meet your maker, you faker
You better hurry up, type the letters, or it’ll be your Doom
My music will leave your ears bleed, while I’m cooking some food
Try to reach the final level, it’s your own risk
You may be the ticket taker, but I’ll still leave you ticked

The Ticket Taker:
It’s time for you to watch a movie based on your defeat
I’m ticket taking your life, and it will be in 3D
You think loud growls are scary? Dude, you must be a joke
Nobody wants to play your game, just admit it, I’ll make you croak
Your disses are stale, just give me a break
You won’t be mixing anymore more, once I win this for god’s sake
Your story sucks so much, how could people find you spooky?
Thank you for listening to this verse, now please enjoy the movie

Mr. Mix:
I’ll put your films in a bowl and stir it like cake mix
Then I’ll put you in the oven, guess who I’m baking?
My rhymes are yummy, got games better than Killswitch
Now lie down sonny. *whispers* Shhhh, I’m Mr. Mix

Swirly Head Man:
It’s time to swirl this battle up, prepare to be owned
How can kids take you serious? You have the face of Mario!
I’ll be putting a brick wall here, then leave you severed
Now that this is done, you can never reach the other levels!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES *loud growl* OF CREEPYPASTA!

Mr. Mix vs The Ticket Taker. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 18.

Zander as Underdog
Fel as Top Cat

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
UNDER DOG!
VERSUS!
TOP CAT!
BEGIN!

Top Cat:
Welcome to my street- it’s here where I’ll have you beat,
Headline; Under Dog’s defeat, ‘less you decide to retreat 
You’re underneath me- I’m living high- steal everything you own in a blink of an eye 
There just wasn’t enough time- before I leave this hot dog fried 
I’m at the top of my game, brain even bigger than my fame
Dawg, compared to me you’re tame- after this you’ll remember my name 
You’re all bark and no bite, I’m loaded up wit’ kryptonite 
Puttin’ this Super Rip-off down, before he attempts to fight 

Underdog:
There’s no need to fear, Underdog is here! 
To kick this butthurt pussycat right in his rear
You’re an average criminal scum- the crimes you commit are plain awful 
At the end of this asskicking you’ll learn some valuable morals 
won’t stop till I put an end to this peasant, it’s time I teach you a lesson 
I’m Top Dawg dominant, so you can save your aggression 
You’ve made quite an impression but it’s clear that you’re just a phony
I may be “Under” dog but it is you who is below me! 

Top Cat:
That was far from astounding- I didn’t know anyone could rap so bad
Send your ass the pound and not before I steal your cash 
You had a good run but now you’re done, I beat freaks like you for fun
No one would root for the underdog when he’s up against the top gun 

Underdog:
I’m a superhero, you’re a super zero, this will end with a bang  
So what I suggest you should do is run home back to your gang 
I guess you did alright but you’re forgetting one thing,
The bad guys always lose and the underdogs always win! 

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *flies in the sky* BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Written by: Fel and Matthew

Underdog vs Top Cat. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 45.

BITCH IM UP (feat. idontknowjeffery)

out da van

While Bart vs Cartman is being animating we thought we'd release another battle to come out before it, so here it is; Big Macintosh vs Ice Bear.

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Frenzy as Big Macintosh
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JMBRaps as Ice Bear
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Lyrics:
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear spits hot, and serves an arsenal of dis(h)ses
While you’re about as cold and uptight as his living conditions
Ice Bear dominates the art of rap and spits his quips vehemently 
In this, Ice Bear’s aggressive and won’t obtain his win legally
You make Ice Bear faceplant, eucalyptus, so go and Nom Nom right on these disses
Ice Bear will Zap you like your Apples, expect to go out of business
Ice Bear’s a survival hero, Bear Gryll-ing rhymes like burgers
With the odds stacked against you, this’ll be my Sweet Apple Massacre

Big Macintosh:
Alright, Mr Smarty Pants, there’s no need to be so crabby
Crustaceans ‘cause more than hearing loss if think you can out rap me
Compared to the Crusader’s motives; your notions seem more bogus
Leave you in more of a trance than if I bestowed to you hypnosis 
I see you’re Flutter-shy when it comes to spitting cyphers 
You’ll have the fate of Flim and Flam, when it comes to the de-CIDER
(Eeyup.) I’ll buck you up, knocking you down like my farm’s trees
I’m Grizzly on the mic; you ripped your verbal schtick from Trixie

Ice Bear:
Stay in the closet, big guy, Ice Bear thinks you’re too much to bear
‘cause Ice Bear has seen more efficient Apples running Windows software
For a teacher as your love interest, you don’t seem all that smart
Ice Bear spits sharp remarks like ninja stars, leaving more than “Cutie” Marks 
You’re a feminine crossdressing insecure gluttonous liar
With more drunken and tedious lines than when you sell your cider
Ice Bear’s natural instinct; display raps in environments like these
Emphasis your fat all you like, Ice Bear doesn’t take shit from a pony

Big Macintosh:
You must be an Everyday Bear if you think you can do any harm
You’re like a schmoozy whoopie Maud Pie, except minus the charm
You just weigh your brothers down; I’m too big to handle on your own
This monotone germaphobe’s prone to the flow of this Ponytone  
An illeist counterfeit, those soft raps are like something you’d knit
So indolent and emotionless; I’ve seen more life in Granny Smith
There’s nothing wild about you, I would describe ya as quite primitive
So step off my farm’s perimeter and go back to your Care Bear misfits 



Big Macintosh vs Ice Bear. CartoonMadeRapBattles

Mancha as Bill Cipher (+ Nightmare, Mettaton, Rumplestiltskin, and Steven Universe Cameos)
Fle as Nyarlathotep
Rattlebones Cosplay as Johnny Bravo 

Based off of this production by the RIT Cosplay Troupe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGHpsbfG3gY

Bill:
I strive to be your angle and your devil in this play
But you ask who’s been more played and I can’t Megami Ten-say!
Fall back to your void, Yu-goth, and retrace your Nyarlatho-steps!
As I spit nigh indecipherable rhymes to leave you plain perplexed
{I’m the Soul Edgiest of shapes! There’s no way you can harm me}
[Wait, is this from Cosplay Chess?] {It’s For the Fans, darling!
So let’s make a deal lest you just} become another meme!
Cliche, I know, but you’re only going to win this in your dreams!

Nyarlathotep:
Bravo, William, you got your pawns to fight for you
But a decent verse from you’s harder to find than E2
I come Ahtu, shoulda Shugo-ran, but I guess that you’re not scared
Non-Euclidean geometry? More like a Hollywood Square!
So take a look at this triangle, tryin’a be illumi-naughty
Things fall apart, the universe can’t hold my second coming!
You can’t UNDO your failures! You’re naught but a polter-Geist!
The only Fearamid scheme that is decent is your sacrifice!

Bill:
Wait, we only get one verse so he can use me as a doormat?
Screw this! I’m Weirdmageddin’ sick of the  Battle Bytes format!
In every universe I’m prime! But you? I might split my sides!
Nyarly, I’m pretty sure you’re only known as an an old guy!

Nyarlathotep:
Stop! You know I don’t play phar-aoh, don’t cross this Faceless God
Kneel to the Crawling Chaos! Suck my Necronomicock!
Outrap this Oregon bore again? Please, I do that in my sleep.
I have a thousand forms and more to make a isosceles weep!

Bill:
Oh come on, get to the point, you flowery eldritch fop
Or go back to your anime girl form! Let the weeaboos jerk off!
You’ll see the light of day when I illuminate this heathen
Because I’m taking this victory, your life, [AND STEVEN!]

Nyarlathotep:
So Dimentio can help me to leave this Flatlander plastered
Looking forward, this is more pathetic than your bout with Gaster
Vote on your screens now, but I fear ratings just might disappoint!
Even I can’t give a ten to the being known for his three points!

Battle Bytes

Bill Cipher vs Nyarlathotep. Battle Bytes #11

The psychotic fatty from South Park, takes on Beach City's champion, in this episode of WCRB.

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CREDITS

► Steven Universe and Peridot, voiced by
 Matthew Thomas (Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons)
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheCRBattles

► Eric Cartman, voiced by 
Mathew Swift

► Announcer, voiced by
Freshy Kanal
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal

______________________________________________________________________
Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Freshy Kanal, Dani Frias, Tv rap battles 

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Edited by
????

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

Lyrics:

Steven: 
This Tiger Millionaire is about to make this fatso pay!
Because I'm a Crystal Gem, and I’m always here to save the day!
This cluster full of cheesy poofs is on the brink of insanity,
I heard that Jennifer Lopez could really come in ‘handy!’
You're just a fat Aquamarine, except more careless and vile!
My good deeds can't compare to your criminal file!
Your show is run-down, while Beach City’s still in business!
Because I got my friends, unlike your taco flavoured kisses!
 
Cartman: 
Your story’s nearly over, Steven, here’s your last hurrah!
Just like Yellow Diamond, RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
It's not very wise for you to fight a raging masochist.
How can you even fight? You’re a mother-to-son pacifist!
Back off, you Crystal Jew, I’ll leave you Fractured But Whole!
If you're half-human, does it mean you only have half a soul?
Watch me spitting hotter, than when Satan came from Hell!
I lost all Faith + One in you, cause how the mighty fell!

Steven: 
Don't talk about my mother, tell that to your ‘fathers!’
This ain’t Casa Bonita, but you can still jump in the water!
This Meat Beat Maniac is just wasting his potential,
The way you treat your friends shows that now you’re completely mental!
Call me Chef, I’m cooking up all the comebacks for this kid,
Your rage can't compare to when Peridot blows her lid!
A show on Comedy Central? He looks more fitting in arts and crafts,
Go back to Cartmanland, and take this ‘coon back to the trash!

Cartman: 
You’re no longer Wanted, Clarence, oh, the irony!
It takes five fucking seasons to unravel your conspiracy.
Better get a Cookie Cat, you've ran out of fuel to fight,
Oh my god! You killed Kenny from your lack of shitty rhymes!
Even Butters makes a better Gem than this star child!
Your fanbase is atrocious, with all your Twitter suicides!
With Ronaldo holding more research, he’d make a better opponent than you!
I’ll take you back to Keystone, and give you bad reviews!

Steven Universe VS Eric Cartman - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One Finale

garbageGothic as Angelica Pickles
Vladimyr P. as Doug Funnie and Tommy Pickles
Chao as Chuckie Finster

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lI4o2Qw6l3P615_ReJO6HRRzIkfNb0SkvrnuzG1a1sQ

Writers: Vlad and Ryan Tillotson
Cover Art made by: Brodecai
Art made by: Blast 03
Audio Mixed by: Vlad
Beat Produced by: Sean Divine
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Instrumental: https://picosong.com/weVF6/
Flow Test: https://picosong.com/weVFW/

Rugrats Theory vs Doug's Real Life. Sinister Rap Battles

YT Link: https://youtu.be/iUiV0fle18c

Vladimyr P. as Sonic.EXE
Boris as Herobrine

(0:10)
WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
SONIC.EXE
AGAINST
HEROBRINE
BEGIN

(0:20) Sonic.EXE:
Sonic R-aps, and attacks, so you better watch your back
You’re a square tryna face something that is always on the track
take your childish insults and throw em back into the dirt
Then I’ll bury the remains, just to suffocate a twerp
I’m the fastest thing alive and even faster on this mic
You better watch your blocky head or it’ll end on a pike!
Take a Steve model kids, and put some bleach in his eyes
You’re a sellout, not a hero..brine R.I.P your shrine

(0:40) Herobrine:
I’ll stack this file with the pigs, after his neck’s snapped back
This track running maniac’s getting burnt on a track
With HP levels of this freak, he could get beat by fallen trees
But I don't wanna go against someone who stole an MP3!
You’re empty inside? Man, just look into my eyes!
I don’t need to (w)rap up disses just to make this pasta die!
You best pray to win this, you’re riding MY bandwagon!
It seems that you’ve lost this round, so, you wanna try again?

(1:00) Sonic.EXE:
Trying again is not needed since I DON’T NEED A ROUND TWO-
beat a disgrace to creepypastas, man, what can you even do?
Lurk out in the distance? And place signs all around?
So read this, your eyes can’t shine six feet through the ground

(1:10) Herobrine:
That verse was so damn awful, it's like i’ve seen it before
You’d wish you’d never been born once you taste my diamond sword
Now this fraud’ll bow down to ME once you spot me in the distance
With your win in my hand, i’ll throw it out like your existence


(1:20) Sonic.EXE:
I know you wouldn’t agree that your disses fall flat
But it’s no wonder that your mod is run by 10 year old brats
And on my server’s list, you’ll be next to execute
It’s rich to try and take control, when your own brother removed you

(1:30)
Herobrine:
You’re as common as they come, my victories like diamond ore
No wonder you’re a trollpasta, your whole story was a bore!
Now leave the world I’ve crafted, nothing you do matters
‘Cause after all, we’re both figments within our own masters

(1:40)
WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad, Boris, and Jake G.
Audio Mixed by Vlad
Thumbnail made by Vlad
Beat Produced by: 2Deep

Sonic.EXE vs Herobrine. Sinister Rap Battles

we did this in 5 hours.


GamingPlush64 as CallMeCarson.
Jughead Jay as Roblox Noob.
Freshy Kanal as Pennywise.


CMC:
What’s up chat, I’m live on Twitch
Use my 5 head to divide a bitch
It’s the SMP MC CMC
An ERB Parody against a pre teen
Known for constant screams and despacito
Some worn out meme hoe? You know I’ll beat yo[u]!
I got the drip, you got the brains
That can even swell the mind of Traves

Roblox:
Wassup honey honey? I make that money money!
Call my bars Danny Devito cause they’re Always Sunny Sunny!
I will shoot your bitch ass with my gunny gunny!
This bitch ain’t funny funny! TRUMP 2020!
Ayo, it ain’t gay to slap your bro’s butt
I could buy this hoe slut with negative Robux!
Call this November cuz this bitch got no nuts!
I could eat some quinoa outta your b-b-b-bowl cut!
Now the CMC won’t let me be
There’s just not enough roblox song parodies
This upload is sponsored by CHUCK E CHEESE
JK LIL BITCH! ITS MICKEY D’S!

CMC:
I swear I’m not gay, chat, don’t call me gay, chat,
When this dude gets played by guys like Jay, chat!
You scream more than Jschlatt; I think you should face facts
I’ll nae nae and slay; win like Minecraft Monday! (BRRAH!)
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/656321803706433549/661760714683449355/unknown.png 
Your OOF is a dead meme I don’t want on my board
I get the crowds rawring when I got a funny mic gripped
Dick and balls, huh? He clearly likes it!

Roblox:
FUCK 
THIS BITCH BE GOIN LIKE “SCHPLUCK”
I WILL STAB YOU IN THE EYE WITH AN ACTUAL FORK
HUMP ME! FUCK ME! SLEEP TIGHT BORK

Evil Otto vs The .GIF. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 17.

Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

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