Herobrine (urban legends) (creepypasta) vs. Enderman (urban legends) (creepypasta)

Cupcakes (creepypasta) vs. Rainbow Factory (creepypasta)

ERBoCP

Hello everyone and welcome to the premiere of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. Today's battle sees Eric the Audible of Central Rap Battles go against Trevor Henderson's most famous creation, Siren Head. Who generates more noise?

CAST:
Eric The Audible: Himself
Siren Head: JustGamer
Written by: JustGamer and Eric The Audible
Mixed and Mastered by: Freshy Kanal
Beat produced by: Ihaksi
Cover Art by: Nooby

LYRICS:
Eric:
It’s no contest who’s best in beats
It’s FRB against this reject SCP
Would somebody deafen, please
I plead! If I hear his verse - my ears will bleed
You might regret not knowing’ who you’re fightin’ ‘gainst 
Got rhymes to strike giants, I ain’t a mic to check 
Unless of course you wanted them to find you dead 
With a sliced neck, we’ll rename you to “silenced head”
Who knows why the internet ever found your design unique
You’re what happens when a streetlamp and enderman interbreed
Lookin’ at those jacked up teeth I understand why you hide instead
Of coming out of the mountains, it’s because he’s Sire-inbred

Siren Head:
Nice fit, of course this battle is my shortest
Nice bitch, I took her to my forest
Showed her my tree trunk, voice lower than Corpse’s
You’re soft tissue I could rip you with a chorus
Check the views which tells us who clicked 
Wanna make content? I’m in more battles than you bitch
Sorry - change that last line to “your stupid”
Cause cursing’s too edgy for somebody who’s spoon fed 
You’ve been flowing off beat since measure one 
Try to grab some ear plugs but even then you're done
I’ll be destroying your voice so you better run
‘Fore I kill the biggest pussy since the one from Henderson

Eric:
Oooh that’s a bar, I’m so glad I wrote that
Your fans take any hint of lore and then instantly note that 
The modern Slenderman version of Carrie: “He could vaporize you with his invisible eyes”
Henderson tried so hard to make you scary, he left his reader’s barely alive
Let me just peep this: this man’s got telekinesis, super high speeds and he’s freakishly tall with some skeleton knees and 
Shape shifts when he pleases, fourth dimensional maybe even 5D then
I’m supposed to react when we see him on the streets cause my friend sent a fake video on my twitter DM?
How frightening, I’m peein’! Jesus! What’s next? You gonna walk on water, Jesus?

Siren Head:
Aww did someone try to go off since they got their little feelings hurt now?
I’m surprised you can spit a rhyme with Eddie’s fucking dick in your mouth
With your rants in the serious channel, you’re a bigger threat, can’t you see?
When you’re boasting your opinion on abolishing religion...christian-vanity
I’m the patron saint of leaving no trace, like your youtube channel upload dates 
What you call going crazy on the flow’s more lately like little flecks but even more tame
Snakebite with no venom, Patrick with less vision, like Gamer but without the brand recognition
Stuck in the shadow of young competition that you’re trying to ditch like your old name

Siren Head vs Eric the Audible. FRB vs. Anything.

PinkiesCupcake as Clockwork
Frenzy as Ticci Toby

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
CLOCKWORK!
VS!
TICCI TOBY!
BEGIN!

Clockwork:
Wanna play with me? It’ll be a killer time!
I’ll tear out your heart as I watch you slowly die
And with my green eye, I can see you won’t spit a rhyme
Because it takes you ages to even come up with a line!
You’re a proxy, just another slave to Slenderman
While I killed on my own and always had a plan
Forget that car accident, your whole existence is a wreck
How funny,they called you Ticci because of your tourettes

Ticci Toby:
I ain’t going to take crap from this emo little chick
I mean you cut through your face after that break up with Chris
What else can I say bitch? You “drew” yourself insane and mad
You think you’re tough? You were abused by your overweight dad
I’ll just slash and slaughter my way to victory
You’re teachers pushed you around, while I killed those who bullied me
I’m about to put an to this little lonesome daughter
New Headline: CLOCKWORK DEAD, SUSPECT TOBY RODGERS

Clockwork:
You were only created for the erotic fan art
You won’t be “Ticcing” anymore once I’ve ripped you apart
If I wanted competition I would have fought Hoody and Masky
You’re not great, you left your mom to deal with the tragedy
It’s just a matter of time Toby, before you finally loose
Yea my dad abused me, but at least he wasn’t addicted to booze
I’ll leave you like your sister, dead and covered in blood
So you had better hurry because your time is almost up

Ticci Toby:
You must still be on that medication if you think you’ll win
How stupid, you ripped out your eye and put a clock in!
Your face is a disgrace, you just seem out of place
But at least now I’ve found a new target for my hate
I feel no pain, which means battling me is insane
I’ll slowly end your life as you uselessly chop away
Time ticked away as I came close to finish rapping
I hope you’re ready to taste my bloody little hatchet

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC (clock alarm) RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Ticci Toby vs Clockwork. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 11

Mancha as Mr. Widemouth
Justin Buckner as Smile Dog

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
SMILE DOG!
VERSUS!
MR. WIDEMOUTH!
BEGIN!

Mr. Widemouth:
Hello there, why you can just call me Mr. Widemouth
Bark at the mic all you like, your skills have gone south 
Come with me, I have something that I want you to see
At the end of this little trail, you’ll find your future cemetery
One by one all the little children died because of me
Your kills are chained together because you’re afraid to get your hands dirty
Down dog, away from my door, I won’t let a mutt in
Not even with enough imagination can you hope to win 

Smile Dog:
Come at me, you’ll be dead, I’m the canine from hell
You’re just a rejected Furby, all the little kids can tell
Your rhymes are nothing, they’ve just begun to decay
I see all bitch, so it’s pretty clear that I won’t be going away
Losing in this battle? It’s okay, you’re just having dog days
Because you’re confined to that home, when your “friends” move away
Crucid ears? Furry Body? You’re the most pathetic thing I’ve ever heard
Incoming message Mr. WideMouth, “SPREAD THE WORD”

Mr. Widemouth:
Oh, please step into my attic, I promise it’s safe, trust me
We can juggle stake knives, or jump out a window to an unseen trampoline 
You don’t scare me Smile Dog, I tower over you in every way
I have a list of games to play, to unsure you won’t last another day!

Smile Dog:
Always here, never leaving, stare at my grizzly smile
Hiding under the bed of kids, its clear you’re a pedophile
You think you’re scary? Bitch, I’m the most iconic widemouth!
I guess you’ll have to learn, SUICIDE IS THE ONLY WAY OUT!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF (demonic laugh) CREEPYPASTA!

Smile Dog vs Mr. Widemouth. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 13

WoodenHornets as Gateway of the Mind
Frenzy as Russian Sleep Experiment (Russian #1)
DH Films as Russian Sleep Experiment (Russian #2)
MaNCHA as Russian Sleep Experiment (Russian #3)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
GATEWAY OF THE MIND!
VERSUS!
RUSSIAN SLEEP EXPERIMENT!
BEGIN!

Gateway of the Mind:
This is the Gateway of the Mind that you’re about to face
When I’m done, I’ll put your 5 people into their place
Take a step through my gateway, your nightmare's about to begin
You’re going to want to keep on dreaming, if you hope to win!
Honestly my senses are missing, but I can still see
This wannabe looking Gollum thinks he has a shot against me!
Pounding at my cage! Your stupidity only strengthens my rage!
You know the end is now, when you look into my blind gaze

Russian Sleep Experiment (Russian 1):
You’re looking tired over there, let me spray you with my gas
Let me teach about the mind, sit down, it’s time for class
You versus us? That’s a crazy theory you’ve spawned
But don't worry, you won't be around for very long
(Russian 2):
Remove all your senses? What a terrible idea, such a disgrace!
You think you’re scary? When it's you who have met a terrible fate
(Russian 3):
You can’t see, smell, touch, taste or hear me and that’s not all!
Telling all your lies about god when you can't even hear yourself talk!
(Russian 1):
It’s over for you Gateway, you’re still that caged little sad man
You’ll end up dead, but that’s okay, it was always your escape plan
You compared to us? You’ll make my subjects fall asleep!
Looks like my victory is so. nearly. free!


Gateway of the Mind:
Your 3 men don’t scare me, the voices in my head are many
They hired you for research? I wouldn’t fund you a penny
The dead relatives of yours speak to me in a hush tone
It’s clear to see you never had wives, and will continue to be alone
When darkness falls over you, killing the subjects isn’t the way
Let them scream pain away and maybe they’ll see the light of day
But of course they won’t, because you scientists are asleep mentally
Once I'm done with you, I'll have these Russians put to sleep PERMANENTLY!


Russian Sleep Experiment (Russian 1):
So many years, we've studied to try and comprehend sleep
But between you and me, I've achieved no easy feat
Breaking the mental barrier into something called insanity
When in reality, it's sleep that keeps us living happily
What have you done? Not a damn thing worth to mention
But through my progression, it's time I show TRUE AGGRESSION
THE END IS NOW, I'VE ELIMINATED THIS FAKE!
BUT THE TIME WILL COME AGAIN WHEN YOU FINALLY AWAKE!

*cut scene to someone waking up from a bad dream*

Gateway to The Mind:
You can take your petty gas, and step out the room
Because I have spoken to God, and he has abandoned you

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *gas sprayed*BAttles...of.....CREEPYPas... *snore*

Gateway of the Mind vs Russian Sleep Experiment. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 14

WoodenHornets as Mr. Mix
Matthew as Ticket Taker

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
MR. MIX!
VERSUS!
THE TICKET TAKER!
BEGIN!

Mr. Mix:
It’s Mr. Mix here, let me teach you how to bake
A delicious plate of your one and only fate
I’m a baker, you’re a taker, my game is much greater
For god’s sake, you’re a piece of shit, prepare to meet your maker, you faker
You better hurry up, type the letters, or it’ll be your Doom
My music will leave your ears bleed, while I’m cooking some food
Try to reach the final level, it’s your own risk
You may be the ticket taker, but I’ll still leave you ticked

The Ticket Taker:
It’s time for you to watch a movie based on your defeat
I’m ticket taking your life, and it will be in 3D
You think loud growls are scary? Dude, you must be a joke
Nobody wants to play your game, just admit it, I’ll make you croak
Your disses are stale, just give me a break
You won’t be mixing anymore more, once I win this for god’s sake
Your story sucks so much, how could people find you spooky?
Thank you for listening to this verse, now please enjoy the movie

Mr. Mix:
I’ll put your films in a bowl and stir it like cake mix
Then I’ll put you in the oven, guess who I’m baking?
My rhymes are yummy, got games better than Killswitch
Now lie down sonny. *whispers* Shhhh, I’m Mr. Mix

Swirly Head Man:
It’s time to swirl this battle up, prepare to be owned
How can kids take you serious? You have the face of Mario!
I’ll be putting a brick wall here, then leave you severed
Now that this is done, you can never reach the other levels!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES *loud growl* OF CREEPYPASTA!

Mr. Mix vs The Ticket Taker. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 18.

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this one is a odd one made this for a guestmix ill be on next creel 

Redd Casey - Ratchet Bitch rizzo remix

Mancha as Bill Cipher (+ Nightmare, Mettaton, Rumplestiltskin, and Steven Universe Cameos)
Fle as Nyarlathotep
Rattlebones Cosplay as Johnny Bravo 

Based off of this production by the RIT Cosplay Troupe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGHpsbfG3gY

Bill:
I strive to be your angle and your devil in this play
But you ask who’s been more played and I can’t Megami Ten-say!
Fall back to your void, Yu-goth, and retrace your Nyarlatho-steps!
As I spit nigh indecipherable rhymes to leave you plain perplexed
{I’m the Soul Edgiest of shapes! There’s no way you can harm me}
[Wait, is this from Cosplay Chess?] {It’s For the Fans, darling!
So let’s make a deal lest you just} become another meme!
Cliche, I know, but you’re only going to win this in your dreams!

Nyarlathotep:
Bravo, William, you got your pawns to fight for you
But a decent verse from you’s harder to find than E2
I come Ahtu, shoulda Shugo-ran, but I guess that you’re not scared
Non-Euclidean geometry? More like a Hollywood Square!
So take a look at this triangle, tryin’a be illumi-naughty
Things fall apart, the universe can’t hold my second coming!
You can’t UNDO your failures! You’re naught but a polter-Geist!
The only Fearamid scheme that is decent is your sacrifice!

Bill:
Wait, we only get one verse so he can use me as a doormat?
Screw this! I’m Weirdmageddin’ sick of the  Battle Bytes format!
In every universe I’m prime! But you? I might split my sides!
Nyarly, I’m pretty sure you’re only known as an an old guy!

Nyarlathotep:
Stop! You know I don’t play phar-aoh, don’t cross this Faceless God
Kneel to the Crawling Chaos! Suck my Necronomicock!
Outrap this Oregon bore again? Please, I do that in my sleep.
I have a thousand forms and more to make a isosceles weep!

Bill:
Oh come on, get to the point, you flowery eldritch fop
Or go back to your anime girl form! Let the weeaboos jerk off!
You’ll see the light of day when I illuminate this heathen
Because I’m taking this victory, your life, [AND STEVEN!]

Nyarlathotep:
So Dimentio can help me to leave this Flatlander plastered
Looking forward, this is more pathetic than your bout with Gaster
Vote on your screens now, but I fear ratings just might disappoint!
Even I can’t give a ten to the being known for his three points!

Battle Bytes

Bill Cipher vs Nyarlathotep. Battle Bytes #11

Scarecrow: WoodenHornets
Mysterio: Stofferex

Scarecrow:
Can't work your mundane effects when the mic is what I’m rockin’
You're at my Beck and call, Quentin, when I drop rhymes like fear toxin
You're in for A Long Halloween, I'll be turning you into a Crimson Mist!
Hell, you're barely sinister, I bring torture to all amidst
You're better off the stage, so go back to behind the scenes
With a costume that popped up straight from MTV
Using smoke and mirrors? Cheapest fear tactic of all!
To stop this Crystal Ball? I’ll give Valentino a call!
My schemes are sinister, where you must just be crazy
‘Cause the fact a walking fishbowl challenged Spider-Man’s amazing!
Your illusion of victory’ll be your biggest humiliation,
So know that when this is over, you’ll meet… your oblivion

Mysterio (1:01):
Having thoughts of winning? My hypnosis has you dreaming
I'm bringing rain on this Scarecrow gassed higher than the ceiling
I have no phobia of those things on your fingers. There's no “clause”
I’ve seen smarter and spookier scarecrows in the land of Oz!
There is no foretelling what Mysterio will bring
As I’m gonna steal this rap like Luthor did to your ring
But why would Sinestro want to choose this strawed slacker
Whose visions are less scary than the ones on Fear Factor?
Head back to your infamy, I’ll always be remembered
Wouldn’t want to leave this Jack’o Spitting crap December’d!
For you’ll always be outshadowed when it comes to villainy
You'll be forgotten like your role in The Dark Knight Trilogy

Scarecrow:
I tore Gotham apart and left the city in shambles
While reboots left you scrapped with your role from Bruce Campbell
I’m deadly enough to be in the The Legion of Doom
while your only superpowers have the same effect as shrooms
Too bad you weren’t smart enough to psyche out your opponent,
And acting out your brain-dead suicide was your most batty moment!
Now I've flipped the tables on you, a dramatic reversion
You know you’re lame when a LEGO is your most popular version

Mysterio:
Your name fits, ‘cause you’ve surely got a stick up your ass
Despite all your crowing on, all the gas you spit is crass
With all that chemical exposition, your whole life went to shit
And then to shut you up, someone put a yellow ring on it
Not even your own family cares about you, Doctor Crane
Maybe you’d know more emotions, if only you had a brain
While your gimmicks have a cost, the pain I’ve caused is priceless
Leave you like a real scarecrow - In a field, lifeless

Written by: Seth W, FoolMeNever, Dragonsblood23, Nick Sucks at Games, Ryan Tillotson, Iamthelegion

Scarecrow VS Mysterio - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 6

Ritual Creepypasta Royale!

CAST:
SuperThingsOnCups - One Man Hide and Seek Player
Y.D.Geon - Three Kings Player
JMB - Bath Game Player
Mr. Maplesyrup - Raven Man Player
Freshy Kanal - Midnight Game Player

LYRICS:
One Man Hide and Seek:
Tag! You're it! Try your hardest to find me now
Got more flow than salt water, leaving you crying out loud
Once I'm through with you, the tagged plushies is what you'll be like
Where I take out all of your guts and replace it with rice
My staticy raps are attacking this king, you don't compare to the fear that I bring
Don't even dare try to win this game, or I'll shove my scissors inside your brain
Releasing the spirits of the dead, something your ritual should learn
I win, I win, I win, and now it's your time to burn!

Three Kings:
Welcome to the Shadowside, where you'll meet your demise
Stick to your own child’s game, where you run and you hide
Releasing the death? Bitch, I’m the one who’ll rule you
Now take a seat, ‘cause you’re nothing but a fool, dude
You can mirror me, but reflecting on my deeds will have you go nuts
I think Dr. Frankenstein should have his lips sewed shut
When it’s 11 pm, you know what exactly is going down
So as I sit on my throne, I’ll be taking the winning crown!

Bath Game:
Not your average red and green light, here we’ve got a twist
Keep your eyes closed the whole time, or else your soul shall be missed!
Be careful and you get to catch a glimpse of black hair, see?
I must ask you, why did you feel the need to battle me?
Teishi! Stay back, don’t want to let you rap a lot
Get an eye gouged out, as you fall just like Daruma-San
Leave you washed out with soap, it wasn’t much effort to beat ya
Time for me to end this game by cutting you loose, kitta!

The Raven Man:
On this dark night, I call on the Raven Man to appear
I want to feel his energy, so my point can be more clear
What point, do you ask? Well sit back for a sec, please keep your mouth shut
And let my ritual verse commence as my knife begins to make a cut
I’ll keep telling you, he’s here, he’s near, he will grant my request tonight
For the flame is my beacon, the blood is my sacrifice
No amount of salt I use can cover up your attitude
Snuff the candle on you all, claiming you have the best ritual is just rude

Midnight Game:
Knock knock, wake up, it’s midnight, don’t get too frightened
We shall let the game begin, so grab a candle and light it
Winning’s a hallucination, stop thinking you have so much power
When you’re so pathetic, you wouldn’t last less than an hour
You claim Birdman can answer anything? Yet you know nothing
These rituals are just as bland as the rice replacing doll stuffing
It has slipped away, your fate is out of your hands
Now leave, it's the only way to avoid the Midnight Man…

One Man Hide & Seek vs Three Kings. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 24.

This is a re-recorded version of Rake vs BOB with new actors portraying the two opponents.

Fle as Rake
Light as BOB
Mixing & Cover Art by Fle
Idea by RJ, Multi, & Fle

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
THE RAKE
VERSUS
BOB
BEGIN!

The Rake:
I enter this battle, like a plague upon the land
If you want to fulfill your death wish, I’ll lend you a hand
I’m a “hybrid” of a creature, laying waste to your verse
For when it comes to white killer creatures, I was the very first
I’m from the pits of Hell, though a wiki is where you hail
With an edgier story than your dirty toenails
I understand I’m killing you slowly with each and every line
In the end, just remember to leave a suicide note behind

BOB:
You speak to me as though, you’re a gift from God
Though the truth shows you’re nothing but a modern day fraud
Hear the sound of a door kicked in, you’ll wish you were being robbed
When you gaze upon the face of all your nightmares, BOB!
The Beast is beating you so bad, it's not Obscene, it's Brutal!
Noodle arms just fueled my anger, a schoolgirl would be less futile!
Break your myth like the windows, either way, you’ll feel the “pane”
Then I’ll clean up your remains with a rusty old Rake

The Rake:
You think that you’re sneaky, but your attacks are plain as day
And I can hear this phlegm-filled croaker a mile away!
You better set up a recorder, tape me roaming through your woods
And give you a bigger scare than your terrible tale ever could
Living since the 1600’s, who today would like your story?
Better prepare for my wrath, as I leave your land gory
So it’s best to take my request, and just never return
‘Cause I’m tearing up your flows, like an innocent little girl

BOB:
What’s with your garbled nonsense, I can’t understand you
This monster won’t be breathing, once I leave him like Andrew
Even if I don’t have any arms, I’ll take you by the throat, man
Since you only exist as a carbon copy of the Goatman
Chase you down with ease, gnaw on your jaw and stomp you to death
You're a scrawny loser rubbing it out on elder’s headrest!
His name was The Rake, his game was being at second rate
After I break this fake, I’ll send him to the Animal Shelter's gates!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

The Rake vs BOB. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 23.

Dani as Baldi 
Alex as The Janitor 
Written by Cole               
Cover art by Lauren
Mixed by Light
Beat by Kustom

Baldi (0:15-0:26):
Welcome to my schoolhouse, Janitor, this’ll be a Bash!
Although your illiteracy might make it hard to pass my class
Steal a victory against me? I’m afraid you don’t have the key
So weak, flames from my campfire are enough to leave you beat

The Janitor (0:26-0:38):
Stupid Baldo… Making me mop up your messy flow
I’ll impale this freak with my mop if he wants to trade blows
I’m biscuit ball-ing on this beat, you’re more robotic than Penny
Kick-start having some ideas, or you best skedaddle, Baldi

Baldi (0:41-1:04):
I can’t send ya back to prison, but I can dish out some detention
To this loser who needed MatPat to get anyone’s attention
Step up to me with your glass hip? I’d like to see you try
When you’ve been killed by Kindergartners three different times!
This ain’t a janitor war, I’m not interested in your mop
But I’ll still spill your blood like B-Soda, I’ve got my win on lock!
“Wow! You exist!’ is the highest praise your games receive
Playtime is over, Janitor, and now you’re out of time to leave

The Janitor (1:04-1:28):
Your verse was missing all it’s disses, what is this? Hide and Seek?
Guess that's what I should’ve expected from a game made in 2 weeks
Even with your fog machine, I can see straight through all your lines
Clippy’s defective if he thinks that he’s getting the First Prize 
You’re on tier with shitty flash games, it’s no Riddle, you’re a fad
Next you’ll be saying ‘My verse was ironic! It was meant to be bad!’
Peddling a basic horror game to kids: it’s just shoddy
Once I’m done with ya the dumpster will have one more body

Baldi vs. The Janitor | Rap Battle

Evan as The Zodiac Killer 
Light as The Circleville Letter Writer
Written by Cole
Mixed by Light
Beat by 2Deep

Zodiac Killer (0:23-0:47):
This is the Zodiac speaking, to whom do I address this letter?
‘The Obsessive Stalker Geek’ or ‘Fanfic Writer who thinks he’s better’?
On this track, you’re a slave in my paradice of rap 
And now I’ll stomp out a 2-bit Jigsaw and his pathetic traps
Your attempts at harassing? Geez, the saddest crap I’ve ever seen
Best me? Please, you’re on par with a tabloid magazine
You’re not much more than a sham it seems, I’ll leave you seeing blood
And this time I guarantee, my bus bomb won’t be a dud

Circleville Letter Writer (0:47-1:23):
ZODIAC: His raps are wack, I must admit, I’m unimpressed
So jot that rap mess as a loss as I scribble this address
You claim you’re threatening, but these days you’re nothing more than a joke
Hey Ted Cruz, how are things going with getting votes?
Your reasonings are like an editor’s crossword I gotta fill-in
Prancing around public in a mask like a goofy comic book villain
The tables have turned, gunman, now I’m the one calling the shots
And I promise you: I’m not nearly as forgiving as the cops
When we set ‘em up, they stay up, feel free to try and knock ‘em down
But Please Know: Your blows will fail, and in my flow you will drown
So tell no one of this verse, or the police can close your case
When they discover an alleyway full of posters of your face

Zodiac Killer (1:23-1:47):
Speaking of posters: it’s clear you’ve got mine plastered on your wall
Little Stan the writer man, really thinks he's got the gall
To insult the most infamous killer since Jack the fucking Ripper
And if you haven’t deciphered it yet, let me give you a tip, sir
Death by fire, gun, knife or rope; you decide, ‘hero’.
Cause despite all the shit you talk, your death count remains zero
I’ve got a solution for this fanatics frantic fanmail and it’s simple:
‘Believe’ this, you prick, it’s called a bullet to the temple
(Gunshot)

Circleville Letter Writer (1:48-2:00):
When are you going to believe, you won’t be leaving this alive
You failed to survive overtime, it seems I’ve pin-ned you to your crimes
Don’t worry, your ego will stay intact by the end of this feud
As I’m sure the reports of your death will be front-page news

Gateway of the Mind vs Russian Sleep Experiment. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 14

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