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The Creepy Pasta Battle Royale.

Cast:
Justin Buckner - Slender Man 
RLYoshi - Jeff the Killer
Nathan Provost - Hoody
Froggy - Masky
LazySundayPaper - Eyeless Jack
WoodenHornets - Smile Dog
Kyenza - SCP-173
DarkLink4749 - BEN
RLYoshi - MissingNO
VideoGameRapBattles - Zalgo


EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
SLENDER MAN
VERSUS
JEFF THE KILLER 
BEGIN!

Slender Man:
Prepare for "The Arrival" of the faceless king of horror
I'll knock you harder then when you fell on the bathroom floor
You're just a prepubescent child who has no meaning of fright
I scare all who happen to spot me in the night
Nothing can match my length, I spit deminishing and dark
I've got swarms of arms coming at you, prepared to leave a mark
Emo hair and white hoodie? No class to be found
Were your talents scarred as well? Because your rhymes are profound!

Jeff the Killer:
You're a pedophile, chasing little kids through town.
Legend says you kill, but I'm the best killer around.
What's with those tentacles? You're like a living hentai
A photobomb whose only popularity comes from PewDiePie
You're known from fake document, just look at Marble Hornets.
Driving people crazy, no wonder you've never had a duet.
You may be called a man, but I'm more killer than you.
As for your face; I'll bleach it, ignite it, and give it a redo.

Slender Man:
They call me Slender Man because I get all them bitches
See, I'm a man, you're a kid who can't write any disses
You're rip off of Dahmer, and he's more effective.
You ass got burnt, bitch, you're literally defective
How the hell are you considered scary? Your balls haven't dropped
And the most action you've ever had was at a bus stop
I don't need to try against you, you wouldn't last in my maze
You must be getting claustrophobic, now taste my static haze.

Jeff the Killer:
I can see right through you, you're not scary at all.
You may be slender, but I'm the one who's standing tall
I'll choke you with your black tie, no lie,
Then beat your faceless ass until you finally die
You won't put up a fight, I'll make you need Hospice
Come at me, and I'll rip right off your Slender dick.
Don't give me your crap, bitch, you're done! You're old news
How sad! They made a Teletubby scarier than you!

Hoody (talking):
Now hold on a second....
Hoody (rapping):
It's Hoody and Masky! We bring horror you won't believe
Masky:
Ain't no cameras here, so that means you better leave
Hoody:
We'll rip up your pages, then leave you in flames.
Masky:
You both have no family, and now it's your turn to get maimed
Hoody:
You've got long arms, and you've got no eyelids
Masky:
and both of you freaks always go after kids!
Hoody:
What a lame excuse, no eyes. You can still see.
Masky:
That we'll kill you just like your whole family.

Eyeless Jack:
It's Eyeless Jack here, so get ready for your doom!
You know your death is ready when i sneak into your room
Rip out your liver, you won't be needing this in your grave.
Walking around the woods at night, you think you're so brave
Slender Man, you don't scare me, Jeff, you're just a bitch,
I'll make Hoody and Masky my death slaves like my buddy Mitch
I'm the creepypasta king, you feel a loss to the Boss
And I don't even need eyes just to see that you've lost

Smile Dog:
Spread the word, you bitches lost to this number one dog
you pussies are only scary because you hide in the fog
Meanwhile, I'll restyle you hostile pedophiles to jump miles!
Get ready, cause you assholes are gonna see a hell of a smile
I can't understand how you pussies are considered horror.
A twig, a child, pathetic twins and a sightless explorer.
You can't beat me. I'm more badass than you all combined.
All five of you could never handle this demonic canine

Intercom: SCP-173 HAS ESCAPED, WE'RE PUTTING THE FOUNDATION ON LOCKDOWN.

SCP-173
You D-Class losers, wipe away that smile
I'm SCP-173, animate and hostile
I'm a class Keter threat; you're all Euclid at best
Special Victory Procedures: beating you all to death
No use Containing or Protecting your insecurities
Blink once and you're dead, I'm like an angel that weeps
Neck snap, get back; I'm having too much fun
Soon as I'm in the arena, you'll all be [DATA EXPUNGED]!

BEN:
You shouldn't have done that. It's time to give you a frown
I'm back for good bitches! And this time I won't drown
I go by the name of Ben, I'm every one's thriller
I've come to this battle to destroy you pathetic excuses for killers
You all will suffer and I'll make sure the media will see
I'll record your deaths, then upload it as a .wmv
Half of you are just pussies who can't handle a face revealing
Now let me conclude this battle with the Song of Unhealing

MissingNO:
Back from the island, it's Missingno. here to fight!
I'm the bitchin' glitchin' witch who will show you TRUE FRIGHT!
I'll crunch you, prisoner! 128 times!
And Smile, I'll crush your floppy disk with my glitching rhymes
Hoody, Masky, and Slendy? I can't make your stories worse.
And Jack and Jeff? Ha! Sounds like a Mother Goose verse.
You all need to watch out, for when M truly arrives
You'll be destroyed like a Marowak as I CORRUPT YOUR LIVES

Zalgo:
Enough with your petty rhymes it's time for you all to suffer
My presence is so purely evil, the thought of my rhymes makes you shudder
You're always hiding in your forest so nobody sees you cry
And you, I'll spit bleach at and burn your insides
Hoody and Masky, you two are just assholes
Dressing up like little faggots as I steal your souls
And Jacky Boy, I think it's time for you to see
That nobody gives a shit about your crappy story
Smile Dog, you're a puppy! I'm the mad dog of madness
you bring suicidal thoughts, but I'll bring YOU to sadness
And SCP? Nobody knows what you are
Some experiment covered in feces and scars
BEN, you shouldn't have done that! I'll diss you to death
You're a statue of Link who won't take another breath
Hell no, MissingNo; you're just a little bitch
Call yourself the master of corruption, but you're nothing but a glitch
9 Lives Taken at my demonic laughter
You're in my realm bow down to, ZALGO, YOUR MASTER

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Slender Man vs Jeff the Killer. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 23.

A Cypher beat sample from mighty morphin power rangers all credits goes to saban,if you wish to use the beat be sure you email me at stylezt2010@gmail.com or follow me @StylezTDiverse Twitter.


NOTE DISCLAIMER: Credits goes to saban and mighty morphin power rangers t.v show.

| Mighty Morphin Power Rangers | Lord Zedd [Cypher Trap Beat Remix]@StylezTDiverseM

Sorry for the delay for the rap battle. :(

Stofferex as Sally
Justin Buckner as Eyeless Jack

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
SALLY
VS
EYELESS JACK
BEGIN

Sally:
Hello there stranger, do you wanna play a game?
It’s called “Pin the knife on the piñata” prepare to feel pain
I’m all alone everyday, but I don’t freaking care
Since you’re just a guy who wears a mask, I’m not even that scared
Peek-a-boo! I see you in that grave I put you in
I can kick your ass, and yet, I’m a little kid
You cut your eyes out? WOW! What a little bitch
Prepare to have an extreme tea party, Mr. Mitch


Eyeless Jack:
Eyeless Jack here to pin down this 8 year old girl
Since your creepypasta just makes me want to hurl
I’ll hang you with this jump rope so you won’t wake up for long
How about you go back to going to the store with Uncle John
You’ll be killed by something, in this death race
When I finish you off, you’ll always remember my eyeless face
Your story actually caused fears? Well I don’t give any shits
I’ll kill you like how I did to Edwin, since you’re on my hit list


Sally:
If you were my dolly, I would take out all your stuffing
Burn you in the flames of hell, and I ain’t bluffing
This is my house bitch! so how about you leave?
Also, one more thing, Please Play With Me...


Eyeless Jack:
I’m the king of masked killers, better than Hoody & Masky
When you’re wondering why I’m looking at you, don’t ask me
Give up little child! You have no place in this fight
I’m hungry for kidneys now, PREPARE TO SAY YOUR GOODBYES!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!


Eyeless Jack vs Sally. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

PinkiesCupcake as Clockwork
Frenzy as Ticci Toby

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
CLOCKWORK!
VS!
TICCI TOBY!
BEGIN!

Clockwork:
Wanna play with me? It’ll be a killer time!
I’ll tear out your heart as I watch you slowly die
And with my green eye, I can see you won’t spit a rhyme
Because it takes you ages to even come up with a line!
You’re a proxy, just another slave to Slenderman
While I killed on my own and always had a plan
Forget that car accident, your whole existence is a wreck
How funny,they called you Ticci because of your tourettes

Ticci Toby:
I ain’t going to take crap from this emo little chick
I mean you cut through your face after that break up with Chris
What else can I say bitch? You “drew” yourself insane and mad
You think you’re tough? You were abused by your overweight dad
I’ll just slash and slaughter my way to victory
You’re teachers pushed you around, while I killed those who bullied me
I’m about to put an to this little lonesome daughter
New Headline: CLOCKWORK DEAD, SUSPECT TOBY RODGERS

Clockwork:
You were only created for the erotic fan art
You won’t be “Ticcing” anymore once I’ve ripped you apart
If I wanted competition I would have fought Hoody and Masky
You’re not great, you left your mom to deal with the tragedy
It’s just a matter of time Toby, before you finally loose
Yea my dad abused me, but at least he wasn’t addicted to booze
I’ll leave you like your sister, dead and covered in blood
So you had better hurry because your time is almost up

Ticci Toby:
You must still be on that medication if you think you’ll win
How stupid, you ripped out your eye and put a clock in!
Your face is a disgrace, you just seem out of place
But at least now I’ve found a new target for my hate
I feel no pain, which means battling me is insane
I’ll slowly end your life as you uselessly chop away
Time ticked away as I came close to finish rapping
I hope you’re ready to taste my bloody little hatchet

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC (clock alarm) RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Ticci Toby vs Clockwork. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 11

The two main characters from Death Note face off in an Epic Rap Battle...



L vs Light. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 42.

Mancha as Mr. Widemouth
Justin Buckner as Smile Dog

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
SMILE DOG!
VERSUS!
MR. WIDEMOUTH!
BEGIN!

Mr. Widemouth:
Hello there, why you can just call me Mr. Widemouth
Bark at the mic all you like, your skills have gone south 
Come with me, I have something that I want you to see
At the end of this little trail, you’ll find your future cemetery
One by one all the little children died because of me
Your kills are chained together because you’re afraid to get your hands dirty
Down dog, away from my door, I won’t let a mutt in
Not even with enough imagination can you hope to win 

Smile Dog:
Come at me, you’ll be dead, I’m the canine from hell
You’re just a rejected Furby, all the little kids can tell
Your rhymes are nothing, they’ve just begun to decay
I see all bitch, so it’s pretty clear that I won’t be going away
Losing in this battle? It’s okay, you’re just having dog days
Because you’re confined to that home, when your “friends” move away
Crucid ears? Furry Body? You’re the most pathetic thing I’ve ever heard
Incoming message Mr. WideMouth, “SPREAD THE WORD”

Mr. Widemouth:
Oh, please step into my attic, I promise it’s safe, trust me
We can juggle stake knives, or jump out a window to an unseen trampoline 
You don’t scare me Smile Dog, I tower over you in every way
I have a list of games to play, to unsure you won’t last another day!

Smile Dog:
Always here, never leaving, stare at my grizzly smile
Hiding under the bed of kids, its clear you’re a pedophile
You think you’re scary? Bitch, I’m the most iconic widemouth!
I guess you’ll have to learn, SUICIDE IS THE ONLY WAY OUT!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF (demonic laugh) CREEPYPASTA!

Smile Dog vs Mr. Widemouth. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 13

WoodenHornets as Gateway of the Mind
Frenzy as Russian Sleep Experiment (Russian #1)
DH Films as Russian Sleep Experiment (Russian #2)
MaNCHA as Russian Sleep Experiment (Russian #3)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
GATEWAY OF THE MIND!
VERSUS!
RUSSIAN SLEEP EXPERIMENT!
BEGIN!

Gateway of the Mind:
This is the Gateway of the Mind that you’re about to face
When I’m done, I’ll put your 5 people into their place
Take a step through my gateway, your nightmare's about to begin
You’re going to want to keep on dreaming, if you hope to win!
Honestly my senses are missing, but I can still see
This wannabe looking Gollum thinks he has a shot against me!
Pounding at my cage! Your stupidity only strengthens my rage!
You know the end is now, when you look into my blind gaze

Russian Sleep Experiment (Russian 1):
You’re looking tired over there, let me spray you with my gas
Let me teach about the mind, sit down, it’s time for class
You versus us? That’s a crazy theory you’ve spawned
But don't worry, you won't be around for very long
(Russian 2):
Remove all your senses? What a terrible idea, such a disgrace!
You think you’re scary? When it's you who have met a terrible fate
(Russian 3):
You can’t see, smell, touch, taste or hear me and that’s not all!
Telling all your lies about god when you can't even hear yourself talk!
(Russian 1):
It’s over for you Gateway, you’re still that caged little sad man
You’ll end up dead, but that’s okay, it was always your escape plan
You compared to us? You’ll make my subjects fall asleep!
Looks like my victory is so. nearly. free!


Gateway of the Mind:
Your 3 men don’t scare me, the voices in my head are many
They hired you for research? I wouldn’t fund you a penny
The dead relatives of yours speak to me in a hush tone
It’s clear to see you never had wives, and will continue to be alone
When darkness falls over you, killing the subjects isn’t the way
Let them scream pain away and maybe they’ll see the light of day
But of course they won’t, because you scientists are asleep mentally
Once I'm done with you, I'll have these Russians put to sleep PERMANENTLY!


Russian Sleep Experiment (Russian 1):
So many years, we've studied to try and comprehend sleep
But between you and me, I've achieved no easy feat
Breaking the mental barrier into something called insanity
When in reality, it's sleep that keeps us living happily
What have you done? Not a damn thing worth to mention
But through my progression, it's time I show TRUE AGGRESSION
THE END IS NOW, I'VE ELIMINATED THIS FAKE!
BUT THE TIME WILL COME AGAIN WHEN YOU FINALLY AWAKE!

*cut scene to someone waking up from a bad dream*

Gateway to The Mind:
You can take your petty gas, and step out the room
Because I have spoken to God, and he has abandoned you

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *gas sprayed*BAttles...of.....CREEPYPas... *snore*

Gateway of the Mind vs Russian Sleep Experiment. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 14

SEASON 2 COMING NEXT YEAR

Matthew Thomas as Hoody
Frenzy as Masky
Mancha as Ticci Toby
WoodenHornets as The Observer
B-Lo Lorbes as HABIT
Justin Buckner as Slenderman

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
HOODY!
VERSUS!
MASKY!
BEGIN!

Hoody:
Coming in this battle to attack, it’s the hooded horror from hell
Are you suppose to be scary or something? I can’t freaking tell!
Because you’re crappy Masky, you ain’t having much luck
You’re face is so ugly, you need a mask just to cover it up
Slendy picked me first because he knew I could get the job done
As compared to your broken legs, so there is nowhere for you to run
Go back to your cheesecake, this isn’t the place for you
Because to tell the truth, you’re the laughingstock of the crew

Masky:
I’ve murdered my friend, so killing you won’t be tough
Because I’m coming in rough, let me know when you’ve had enough
Your body will match your red eyes once I’m done with you
Because pointing a gun at Alex was the best your ass could ever do
Getting killed on the job? that’s workplace fatality
Because you’re falling off your game like how you fell off the balcony
I’m coughing because I’m spitting so ill it’s nasty
When you wake up you’ll realize, you’ve fallen prey to Masky

Ticci Toby:
Sh-Shut up Masky, w-watch as your deaths tick closer
You’re about to get ter-rekt, Hoody is nothing but a poser
Influenced by evil; the one turned true creepypasta villain
You can hide your faces all you want, I’ll always be killing
Feed you to the ticks, make you both forever suffer 
I don’t give a shit what I do and I don’t ca-care i-if I stutter 
Stop being so weak, I’ve actually moved on from my past
You’re not my first victims and YOU WON’T BE MY LAST

The Observer:
It’s The Observer here, oh I’m sorry, am I interrupting?
I will never rest, with these disses, you’ll be corrupting
I don’t Noah how you kids think your rhymes are effective
Your defective little minds can’t handle my lyrics so hectic
Happy Birthday to you! and good luck in the afterlife 
Because while I attack your mind, you attack with little knives
This transmission is complete, just like your lives, I’m done
Because you little bitches just lost to proxy #1

HABIT:
It’s time for you to see the words I’m spitting, call me Habit
I’m rapidly dissing these maggots, snapping ‘cause I’ve just about had it!
You’ll get mind fucked when I teleport you everywhere
You’re all twitching jokes, while I’m Everyman’s Hybird nightmare!
Insanity is the last thing to worry about when facing me
Because to be honest, you fuckers were already crazy!
Leave this battle, no Observer or masked kids will make it stop!
Even compared to Slender Man, I’ll always be on top!

Slenderman:
I’m towering over, your leader has Arrived
Don’t adjust your screen, what’s happening is live
Static attacking, got 8 tentacles I’m packing
Catching my proxies, to leave the bodies stacking
I’ve been feared by millions, I’m even known to kill a man
I’m tall, dark and handsome, you can call me the Slender Man
Beating Jeffy as much times as the pages I show
Then these five came in my wake just standing in my Shadow
Slenderman, Slenderman, the children run, like you should do
You oughta know I’m used to killing 12 year old girls like you
Know you shouldn’t be a hater, in front of your savior
You’re nothing but my little baiters, and I’m your creator

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP B- *static* ATTLES OF *static* CREEPYP- *static*


Hoody vs Masky. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 15

Zander as Underdog
Fel as Top Cat

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
UNDER DOG!
VERSUS!
TOP CAT!
BEGIN!

Top Cat:
Welcome to my street- it’s here where I’ll have you beat,
Headline; Under Dog’s defeat, ‘less you decide to retreat 
You’re underneath me- I’m living high- steal everything you own in a blink of an eye 
There just wasn’t enough time- before I leave this hot dog fried 
I’m at the top of my game, brain even bigger than my fame
Dawg, compared to me you’re tame- after this you’ll remember my name 
You’re all bark and no bite, I’m loaded up wit’ kryptonite 
Puttin’ this Super Rip-off down, before he attempts to fight 

Underdog:
There’s no need to fear, Underdog is here! 
To kick this butthurt pussycat right in his rear
You’re an average criminal scum- the crimes you commit are plain awful 
At the end of this asskicking you’ll learn some valuable morals 
won’t stop till I put an end to this peasant, it’s time I teach you a lesson 
I’m Top Dawg dominant, so you can save your aggression 
You’ve made quite an impression but it’s clear that you’re just a phony
I may be “Under” dog but it is you who is below me! 

Top Cat:
That was far from astounding- I didn’t know anyone could rap so bad
Send your ass the pound and not before I steal your cash 
You had a good run but now you’re done, I beat freaks like you for fun
No one would root for the underdog when he’s up against the top gun 

Underdog:
I’m a superhero, you’re a super zero, this will end with a bang  
So what I suggest you should do is run home back to your gang 
I guess you did alright but you’re forgetting one thing,
The bad guys always lose and the underdogs always win! 

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *flies in the sky* BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Written by: Fel and Matthew

Underdog vs Top Cat. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 45.

(Brandon, if you're reading this, sorry for stealing your Atari E.T. beat ;()

The Aussie-Can as Taichi Kamiya
HyperJacob96 as Ash Ketchum
Frenzy as Agumon
CeKeFe as Pikachu

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
TAICHI KAMIYA
VERSUS
ASH KETCHUM
BEGIN!

Taichi Kamiya:
Ash Ketchum? You’re the one who’s trying to “catch em all” right?
Well I’m a digidestined tamer who doesn’t back down from a fight
How does it feel even Pataman would do away with your pokemon
A flap of his wings and to your side, they all run
I’ve got true heart! I’m the crest of courage, I’ll make you hurt
Listen to you? I’d rather listen to another Etemon concert 
I’m the best tamer there is, no other generation could top me
If we’re so similar, I guess you’re the real copy!

Ash Ketchum:
I’ve seen bigger threats than you from things that fit in my pocket
Battle with me and I’ll leave you blasting off like Team Rocket
You know things are going to get serious when I flip my cap
Lowering your stats with rap, don’t you dare try to attack back!
You’re DigiDestined to meet your defeat, don’t try to retreat
In the end you’ll end up like Gary; crying at my feet 
I thought I saw improvement in you, but instead, you just suck
Get out of this battle ‘cause your voice is as annoying as Angela

Taichi Kamiya:
You’re still 10 years old after all these years? Grow up Ketchum
C’mon Agumon, Let’s teach this Ash-hole a lesson!
Agumon:
Got so much heat and flow, ya know, I don’t mean to boast
But you swear my rhymes came straight from a volcano
When I warp digivolve, you’d better find some cover
Because when terra-force hits, you’d better run back to your mother
Got a family of friends, and a pepper breath to win it all
In the end you’ll turn to dust like Venommyotismon

Ash Ketchum:
You’ve made a wrong turn! Now it’s my turn to shock you
Let’s show this kid how we do it in Kanto! Go Pikachu!
Pikachu:
Get shocked, Pikachu! Electric disses that’ll own
Cause’ when I get on the mic I spit harder than a thunderstone 
I rock when I drop these blocks of rap so hot
You couldn’t have seen this comin’ cause you as blind as Brock
You’re not welcome in Pallet Town, flee to your digital realm 
You’re being outsized, so go and Digi-F*ck yourself! 

Taichi Kamiya:
Not even on a D-3 could was a threat be detected
You need more training, ‘cause your pet wasn’t effective
Like your mother, soon you’ll have no friends and be all alone
I’ll take you off the air, like that seizure inducing episode

Ash Ketchum:
I’ve traveled all across the land to become the best trainer in the world
Your show isn’t even worth a diamond or a pearl
You’ll be X’ed out and wonder Y you couldn’t stop my Master Quest
I might not be in the games, but I’ll always be the very best!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Ash Ketchum vs Taichi Kamiya. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 47.

Yu - Gi - Oh! - Music To Duel By - Im Back

"Sagat" is a hip-hop remix of Sagat's theme (rap beat and vocals by PhD Khari) based off music from the Sagat stage of Street Fighter 2 by Capcom. Get the full album, "Street Fighter: The RVA Warrior" at https://streetfighterrva.bandcamp.com/

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Street Fighter: The RVA Warrior

Sagat Stage Remix Hip Hop | Sagat's Theme Rap Song | Street Fighter 2 Music Beat (PhD Khari)

Reuploading the old ARB's! The first really good one

In this ARB, we have the world's top detective, L, going up against the forced investigator and lucky student of Hope's Peak Academy, Makoto Naegi, squaring off in a battle of the greatest case-solvers in a context of death.

Lyrics :

L: 
Students, take a seat. This outta be a crushing execution :
To take the cake I'll break this head without hesitation
Observin’ Naegi, Ultimate Nobody, probably Kira
Pulling the trigger myself, no other in the game spits iller
Amateur ! take your leetspeak back in the playground
Step into the big leagues, like Fukawa, you’ll fall down
In you, I see 1% of guts, 99% of piss,
So try to diss and way more than your life will be at risk

Naegi:
*shot fired* You got that wrong ! My hope for the future’s strong !
So sing along, boring monotone, as I tune up your song !
My punchlines hit so fast, your heart will stop, be careful,
Or the top detective’s gonna lose again to High-School level !
I distrust a lusty butt toucher, kinky for handcuffs, disgusting !
Sadistic fuck filthier than Kira, let's just bust him !
You're grounded so answer me before this gets lamer,
Which task force here actually catched a serial killer ?

L, Mello and Near:
Ooh, shots fired, loser ! What's scary in a fashion queen ?
Raps that’s more crap than your animation, go back to your PSP screen,
Cause with chocolate-sweet flow L's legacy will take you outta the picture,
Close this case and your school, blast you away like its headmaster!
Wanna take me down, little girl? don't hope too much
You'll need a deus ex machina to get this legend touched!
But you'll die out, like your daddy, your mommy, your best friends,
And the whole world of which you're delaying the end !
This world, we change it ! You just bother with your clothes...
Jerking off to a dead girl before playing the Ace Attorney clone?
Just one mistake, you'll lose, cuz your talents were kidnapped,
Watari, we're off, we've left marks this kid won't ever forget.

Naegi, Kyoko and Togami:
Autistic orphan trash, if you leave, for God's sake, take a shower...
Yeah, you’ve blown it, burnt yourselves, so competing ? Don't bother...
Get your clones together, use your power to think, then you'll feel blue
When resourceless teens solve the puzzle to prove they're more valuable than you!
So here comes mankind's future ! Mutually killing it to reign supreme !
Clairvoyant ! At ease with flows ! We founded the perfect tag team !
A gift from above, so let’s rap ! The best weapon is in the end of this pen ! (achoo)
We've rung some bells, IT'S THE END OF THE LAST THREE PANDA-MEN !
"Gothic Batman", we don't need your name, after we've flowed,
Monokuma’s gonna load you of your sweets till you explode !
And while we mourn the death of your crushed-down network,
Our footsteps on your grave is all that's left of your work!

Emo Owl as L
Dusk as Makoto Naegi
Frenzy as M
VinnyO as N
MetalFire as Byakuya Togami
Leannaire as Kyoko Kirigiri

L Vs Makoto Naegi - Anime Rap Battles #3

A few new voices in on this one! searchandrescuewoods, author of the Search and Rescue series with the voices of Giggles and CreepyPasta's Disciple bring this new twisted tale of mystery to life.

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/searchandrescuewoods

LittleBallofGiggles as Operator: https://www.youtube.com/user/MoralsAndVirtues/featured
CreepyPasta's Disciple as Caller: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD18rU2FxB2z45rTGFBtjIQ/featured

Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbGDvM_S4Nc
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/43c0r1/illegal_leaked_transcriptions/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new BOOK! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends. 

► Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
► Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
► Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the store!
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Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 13)

Illegal Leaked Transcripts by searchandrescuewoods

Haven't heard from this classic for a long time! Let's check it out!

Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEmPueKFV9I
Read along!: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Recreation:_Dog_Smile

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new BOOK! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends. 

► Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
► Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
► Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the store!
► http://mrcreepypasta.spreadshirt.com

The Recreation: Smile.dog

Well that's pretty much the most horrible thing I've ever seen... 

The Author: https://www.facebook.com/deadnspread
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5qjj99APM0
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/6nu0ws/they_stalk_the_thicket_and_they_arent_choosy/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new BOOK! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends. 

► Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
► Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
► Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the store!
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They Stalk the Thicket and They Aren't Choosy About Their Prey by deadnspread

Mike Maxim. You. Yes YOU. I SEE YOU IN THE COMMENTS. THE DANGERS OF SAYING FIRST!

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/FirstCommentYoutube
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRu3EJOImZQ
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/95pdwj/i_finally_commented_first_on_a_youtubers_channel/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new BOOK! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends. 

► Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
► Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
► Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the store!
► http://mrcreepypasta.spreadshirt.com

I finally commented first on a YouTuber's channel by FirstCommentYoutube

Vladimyr P. as Mr. Widemouth
Jughead Jay as Ickbarr Bigelsteine

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/17DbG0s-vCqqX8_GqseTxJ1POKiIRWrlB2KBBTAinJs0/edit?usp=sharing

Writers: Vlad and Ryan Tillotson
Audio Mixer/Effects: Vlad
Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Cover Art by: Brodecai

Mr. Widemouth vs Ickbarr Bigelsteine. Sinister Rap Battles

Jason as Alexander Hamilton
ProjectAlpha20 as Luke Skywalker

Lyrics:

Alexander Hamilton:
How does a master, orphan, science-fiction samurai
Become the biggest sell-out in a billion dollar franchise

Damn right, you’re quite the high talker, Skywalker.
But I’ll beat you in double, son, I am your founding father.

You used to be the coolest, saved the galaxy from trouble
But then you became a burnout, just like your aunt and uncle!

Scattered in your tattered robes while I’m ranking in the high courts
Unless your goal's to bore me, what exactly do you fight for

He comes to spit, although, of which I have dismissed, sir
He thinks that he’s the shit and that he’s hit with what he’s dissed, sir

I know our family’s are both of our passions
But you just wanna take your sister to the room where it happens
 
Luke Skywalker: 
We both had big battles that brought us to our acclaim
But when it comes to duels, you got that Stormtrooper aim

Hamill's hamming on Hamilton, you couldn't hold a candlestick
Your wife already burned you for me; Alexander Anakin

This battle - man, I’m owning it! The Force - man, I’m honing it!
When I took my shot, I got the Death Star exploding, it's 
Quite hopeless, prick. 
Your only motivation’s to be famous? Shit,
I’ll leave you whipped, like every single slave you shipped

Alexander Hamilton:
Go squeeze some breast milk, here's something to raise a glass for:
We both had music specials, ..wait, that's right, George trashed your's.

No amount of ticket sales could match my Tonys
Should be calling me Best Picture because you would never own me!

I’m decking a jester, a mess your director had oughta rewrite to correct
We’re not equals, I’m the USA prequel, 
and that’s something my fans would never forget

You’re Disney’s bitch, I’m the brains behind Moana
Got private shows for White House folks and features with Obama

Your legacy became some losers living with their mommas
Spewing racist drama, giving child actors trauma!
 
Luke Skywalker: 
You made the New York Shitpost on politics across the world?
You’re the AP US History version of Gossip Girl

You still piss in a pot, I’ve got a space fleet saving planets
What could you possibly do to me? Raise my taxes?

So let’s wrap it up, your aims and plans are making zero progress
But no wonder, since you got lost following your political compass

I mean you let your son get killed, you made an enemy of Jefferson
You’re picking fights on your own side and shit talking your president

Your history’s a hurricane, what I find most depressing is
this lawyers’ ‘legacy’s’ confined to lift unlawful dresses 

Scandals left your life in shambles, you died in a helpless state
I don’t need the Force to make Washington turn in his grave.


Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Jughead Jay, Jason, Fel, Hippie Rat and Zawesome

Beat By:
Epistra

Mixed by:
Freshy Kanal

Cover Art by:
Enzo, Brodecai and Adroitwhiz

Alexander Hamilton vs. Luke Skywalker - Rap Battle!

This is a re-recorded version of Rake vs BOB with new actors portraying the two opponents.

Fle as Rake
Light as BOB
Mixing & Cover Art by Fle
Idea by RJ, Multi, & Fle

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
THE RAKE
VERSUS
BOB
BEGIN!

The Rake:
I enter this battle, like a plague upon the land
If you want to fulfill your death wish, I’ll lend you a hand
I’m a “hybrid” of a creature, laying waste to your verse
For when it comes to white killer creatures, I was the very first
I’m from the pits of Hell, though a wiki is where you hail
With an edgier story than your dirty toenails
I understand I’m killing you slowly with each and every line
In the end, just remember to leave a suicide note behind

BOB:
You speak to me as though, you’re a gift from God
Though the truth shows you’re nothing but a modern day fraud
Hear the sound of a door kicked in, you’ll wish you were being robbed
When you gaze upon the face of all your nightmares, BOB!
The Beast is beating you so bad, it's not Obscene, it's Brutal!
Noodle arms just fueled my anger, a schoolgirl would be less futile!
Break your myth like the windows, either way, you’ll feel the “pane”
Then I’ll clean up your remains with a rusty old Rake

The Rake:
You think that you’re sneaky, but your attacks are plain as day
And I can hear this phlegm-filled croaker a mile away!
You better set up a recorder, tape me roaming through your woods
And give you a bigger scare than your terrible tale ever could
Living since the 1600’s, who today would like your story?
Better prepare for my wrath, as I leave your land gory
So it’s best to take my request, and just never return
‘Cause I’m tearing up your flows, like an innocent little girl

BOB:
What’s with your garbled nonsense, I can’t understand you
This monster won’t be breathing, once I leave him like Andrew
Even if I don’t have any arms, I’ll take you by the throat, man
Since you only exist as a carbon copy of the Goatman
Chase you down with ease, gnaw on your jaw and stomp you to death
You're a scrawny loser rubbing it out on elder’s headrest!
His name was The Rake, his game was being at second rate
After I break this fake, I’ll send him to the Animal Shelter's gates!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

The Rake vs BOB. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 23.

Welcome to another X Rap Battle. In this battle, two justice-seeking vigilantes go head to head. It's the archer himself, Robin Hood, against the caped crusader, Batman.

Swedely as Batman
Fel as Robin Hood
Freshy Kanal as Merrymen chorus 

--Lyrics--

Robin Hood:
Crossing paths with a psycho? I must say, I’ve seen better, 
Cowardice, powerless, going to extreme measures,
To make his greed present, though I’m stealing thieves’ treasures,
While you’ve mastered the art of being the lamest League member!
Why bother?! You're comical to this archer’s novel!
Merely a second away from hitting bottles and brothels!
Unlike you, hostility isn't the answer for this bloke,
But if this bat walks my alley, a family reunion’s his horoscope!
With so many issues, surely your fate’s written.
The story of an inmate, but who placed this Great Brit in?
I steal from the rich, fighting crimes without violence,
But you might keep your life if you drop rhymes like sidekicks!

Batman:
That’s it? I’m rapping Katniss acting as a mad man?
I think there’s a fact you lack, kid… I’m Batman.
If you want Sherwood safe, forfeit for the greater good.
Things tend to go Under whenever Robins put on Hoods!
Wits? I got ‘em. Hits, I drop ‘em. 
I spit, for Gotham! And Brits? I boss ‘em!
I’d suggest an update if you crave to see farther,
Prince of Thieves? Queen is the better green archer!

Robin Hood:
I have the heart of a lion; yours is stolen by a kitty!
I’m Marian my Maid, you can’t pull the Vale off of Vicki!
Call this fox Wilde, with all of these victories I Nick!
Quit with the shtick, prick! We all know you secretly love Dick!
Merrymen! (Hoo Hoo!) Bury him! (Hoo Hoo!)
I’ll protect Marian to the very end! (Hoo Hoo!)
Step into the Hood! (Hood!) Now you’re done for good! (Good!)
I’ll clip the Dark Knight’s wings,  now am I understood?! (Stood!)

Batman:
You and your pantied pansies can’t handle my raps!
My actors take the exit cause no one can play the Bat!
Take your bow and lose this bout, or cower out and take a bow!
Such a poor man, you could use a couple pounds!
They say you’re a menace, and I’m not one to argue!
Abandon those arrows, and what kind of man are you?!

Robin Hood:
Well, if I’m one you wish to spar to, you won’t get far with dark broods!
I drop bars, too! Spitting literature on cartoons!

Batman:
Jokers like you are left in Arkham if you cross me.
Claim what you’d be Robin, but I’ve got it on Lock-sley!
I’ve left your feathers severed, bested all your endeavors!
For your legacy is dead, while I’m Batman Forever!

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Written by Jugheadjay, MetaMachine, and Freshy Kanal

Robin Hood vs. Batman - X Rap Battles #9.

Cast:
Light as The Crimson Bolt
Vladimyr P. as Kick-Ass

Lyrics:
Crimson Bolt:
So this geeky high schooler’s a wannabe superhero?
From the looks of you, I don’t think you’re ready to fight weirdo!
Put that cheap costume away, and get yourself a real suit!
I don’t believe your nerves of steel can handle this raging brute
About to bring Black Death so you’ll end up dead like your mother!
Since the only bitch you ever had, was a night lover!
Just go back to your studies; stop fantasizing for once!
I’m sure your dad is happy to see you get beaten up by thugs

Kick-Ass:
And here we’ve got a living tampon, beating the shit out of losers
But the fact is, that he’s probably anything but SUPER!
Your wife left, are you triggered? Or are you just delusional?
She never wanted you because you’re were soft and emotional
While you pulled out your “Gunns” and leave your bloody wrench behind,
I’ll use my two batons to upload your defeat online!
You want Justice Forever? Then here’s a fist to kiss
Since you’re a bigger MotherFucker than Red Mist is!

Crimson Bolt:
Shut up Dave, you do more bad than actual good!
No wonder your friends think you're gay; look at what happened in the hood
May your holy avenger save you when you die a second time
From these bullets of disses; seems you weren't fast enough to rhyme
Against a Bolt of lightning- you can't beat me kid
Because you’re the only one who's gonna get their Ass-Kicked
So If your second verse is as bad as your sequel
I’ll be your new Ass-Kicker, as you’re no longer lethal

Kick-Ass:
Gettin’ harassed by a minor, watchu doin hypocrite?
Since you’re acting like a -Girl, you’ll be the one to get Hit-
I mean, she’s holding you back so much you can’t Battle, Guy.
I'll make you beg for your life, and your eye, Carl Grimes
I’m still quite lethal, even without my main weapons!
You made acts of violence and cause yourself to be a felon 
I shouldn't be the one to say this, but pick someone your own size
Cause i’ll take this victory like how Jacques took your wife!

Written By: Vladimyr P. and LAR80s
Audio Mixed by: Light
Beat Mixed by: Vlad
Thumbnail made by: Vlad
Beat Produced by: Kustom

Kick-Ass vs The Crimson Bolt. Audio Brawl

I'm not gonna go too in depth with it here, but in case you guys haven't noticed, I'm in the process of reworking Animation vs Anything's season structure and branding. Consider it a soft-reboot. More info will come soon. In the meantime, please enjoy the first full new Animation vs Anything of the "reboot"!

garbageGothic as Kyoko Kirigiri
Swedely as Detective Pikachu

Detective Pikachu:
Fleeing this battle would be a bolt of brilliance
‘Cuz you won’t be winning this with your cold resilience
These burns’ll leave a scar you’ll be unable to hide
Can’t get the hell out of the ring against the Charizard of Ryme 
You’re a jerk, Kyoko - It doesn’t work, Kyoko
Communicating with others has got its perks, Kyoko
Starved for affection cuz her grandfather hates her
Not even Mikan could detox that behaviour
Say you’re hopped up on Hope - you’re really full of resentment and
Your ideas only stick out with ahoges presenting ‘em
I’m sure your family issues might spawn some light trauma
Your character’s bare bones - like father, like daughter

Kyoko Kirigiri:
You’re lowering the bar - but i’ll take this key OHKO
Your rap execution was as botched as Makoto’s
Call me a dick all you want - I’m Tracy, you’re Gumshoe
I’ll solve the real cases Oak’s lab rat’s too stumped to
Your ontmato-Pikas were most certainly effective
But they gave you a gruff voice - from Great to grating Detective
This abomination proves companies can’t design with class
I’m certain a glance would shatter that magnifying glass
With your formulaic cash-ins, Ashes to Ashes
A spin-off now or then helps to cleanse your fan’s Pallets
And while I admire it’s not another trek through Kanto
A PG L.A. Noir is not something your series can tow

Detective Pikachu:
This Sherlock’s got Watts, son, your plot twists can’t shock me
I fell asleep in your prologue, no coffee could stop me
I’ve got you down in the dumps, like your franchise, you’ll fall
Looks like the fans got a Detective Trash Man after all

Kyoko Kirigiri:
This mouse is simplistic - no point fans can click with
A “hand held” game is an accurate description
So go ahead with your movie in Hopes of Peaking in sales
Because once Reynolds’ unmasked, my burns will speak for themselves

Coverart by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed and Mastered by Dustin (thanks :D)
Prod. by Terry Devine-King (of Audio Network)

NEXT (fully new) BATTLE: A Taste of Your Own Medicine/Two Peas in a Cephalopod/Black People