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CAST:

Squidward's Suicide - VideoGameRapBattles
Dead Bart - Mat4yo
Sonic.exe - UberFictionBattles
Tails Doll - MCGamingFTW
Happy Appy - RLYoshi
Cupcakes - Katie Glasco
BRVR - Justin Buckner
Uboa - B-Lo Lorbes
The Villager - SuperThingsOnCups
Suicidemouse.avi - WoodenHornets

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
SQUIDWARD'S SUICIDE
VERSUS
DEAD BART
BEGIN!

Dead Bart:
You're dead, squid, like your music career,
I guess you can't hear you suck cause you don't have ears
You got a watermelon brain, and a dick for a nose
I'm gonna stomp you flat, like all your music notes
I bet the only reason they found you on the bed
is that you never had a bitch to blow your clarinet
You can't come back cause you're already dead,
and in the end i'll leave your easter island head beheaded

Squidward's Suicide:
I would practice for my concert than challenge a brat a brawl,
I can break a window from a plane so you can fall.
Nobody cares if you're dead, with your bloody corpse,
With the stretching and blurring making it look deformed.
I committed suicide because i can't stand your shit,
And Homer made a joke because he doesn't care about you bitch
The drawing hyper realistic looks fucking lame
Why do you have to fucking mess around on the fucking plane?!

Dead Bart:
The way you play your clarinet, it sounds like people dying 
And the crowd from the concert had red realistic eyes.
You can't rap at me cause you make no sound,
But you can show 5 frames of dead kids found.
I would tell you to kill yourself, but you beat me to it
Your chance of winning aint your clarinet but you still blew it 
Don't you dare stare at me for fucking 3 seconds,
And I might've died from a fall, but your shot was more wrecking!

Squidward's Suicide:
Your mystery was found because of fucking stalking,
And a black screen with a download link, I won't be installing
When you died, the homes were fucking abandoned,
You were just laying in the casket, when your corpse was stranded.
Your family was staring at you like "THANK GOD!"
The tombstones in the ending had the deaths written on
The credits were silent and handwritten bullshit,
And the dead dates were on the same date as the episode said it!

Sonic.exe:
Ready for round two? Hehehe, let's go
I'll show you two shitpastas that you're just my hoes
Dicknose, you aren't scary, suicide's not exciting
Just play my game if you wanna see frightening
Bart, you're a disappointment dying without style,
Motherfucker, I'll leave your wrecked ass like Kyle
You two are comedies, your freak factor is flawed,
Do I have to repeat? I AM GOD

Tails Doll:
Hahaha...
You'll feel trapped and dead when you enter your bed
I'll be taking your head, all the blood will be spread
I'm the Tails doll, and sonic.exe you will be damned,
You unlocked me friend, and I'm coming back again
Squidward's Suicide, please kill yourself real quick,
And Dead Bart, I hope you get pierced on a stick
I'll be pushing these faggots, with my plushy penetration,
I hope I just made clear, this is your final destination.
I'm as cursed as can be, I'm a haunted lord
I'll snap your back, or I'll slice you with a sword
Knuckles, and Sonic R, dead by now
What you can do to make me calm, is fucking bow
Two stupid cartoons, with a little change.
Like hollow eyelids, or little bites out of his face.
And one stupid hedgehog, from a not scary game, ha
I'll kill you like I killed those kids, Gill and Noah

Happy Appy:
Time to watch some TV, what would you like to watch?
A dubbed over Blue's Clues? Or a show that got banned when it got launched?
I will take you to my van and get this episode unreleased,
Allow me to finish off this battle leaving you tortured and deceased.
Let me make kids entertained with my deadly smile,
My episodes were found, now you all are the missing files
I'm the king of the killing, all of you will be dead,
But don't be scared, death's a cycle, that's natural children.

Cupcakes:
This is your time to pay, this is your Judgement Day
I have my knife sharp, are you ready to play?
Squidward, you're a loner, you can't make a smile,
Dead Bart, you can eat my shorts cause yours are vile.
Sonic.exe, you are too slow,
Tails Doll, you're my dolly, time to add a little bow.
Happy Appy, you don't look happy, no need to cry,
Time to make some cupcakes, so you all better get ready to DIE!

BRVR:
You think you're scary shit? You're taking it a step too far
For you can't grasp the true form of me, BRVR
I'll tear all your precious souls and simulate the same Hell
that I went through, yet I'm not crying like your pussy-selves
My master's deep inside my heart, no matter what, 
it makes me write my darkest thoughts, crafted by all of your blood
I'm going to leave and hope for good rappers among us
Even if it means I'm staying here alone...in the darkness

UBOA:
Time to turn out the lights, so you can't see me killing you,
Oh, you all wanted to win? Well BOO-FUCKING-HOO
Welcome to Hell, would you like to have a bike?
Nah... who cares? You wouldn't even dare to like it
Get ready to be trapped, I am Poniko's true form,
This is my revenge, go and flash it some more.
I'm in many other games, like Me, and .flow, ah!
Guess who the winner is, the answer is UBOA!

The Villager:
Hello Neighbor! how are you? i am really fine,
i got a letter saying it's time to for you to die.
I need to get my axe, but it needs to be cleaned,
from all the villagers that i have ever meet.
I'm the animal crosser, you all are just ripoffs,
I will bury you all, if you will just stop.
I'm the best selling Nintendo game and your winner for now,
you all better evacuate cause the villager came to town!

Suicidemouse.avi:
Hello everybody! It's me Mickey Mouse,
And no one will top me, get out of my clubhouse!
Squidward's Suicide, go back to your concert,
Dead Bart, you know breaking plane windows are hazards
sonic.exe and Tails Doll are gay mates,
Apple and Horse, surrender for God's sakes.
BRVR and UBOA, what a fucking joke,
Suicidemouse.avi, the creepypasta of the most!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 20

CAST:

Zackschannellive as Bloo
SuperThingsOnCups as Wander

LYRICS:
Bloo:
Welcome to the fosters home of imaginary friends,
My show was best rated, and this will be your end.
You being in love with Berry will be your final destination,
You’re gonna win this battle, HA! that’s your imagination.
You’re more fucking stupider and annoying than Cheese,
Wander has the best rhymes in the world? HA! PLEASE!
What would Wander do? would he surrender or continue,
I think he’ll surrender cause he can’t handle rhymes by bloo!

Wander:
What? you’re telling me this blue eraser is gonna win this battle,
I don’t think so, instead i’ll make your imaginary brain rattle.
I could get my friend Sylvia to stomp your ass,
and then I set you on fire, this blue dust is trash.
Your best friend is a gay kid in elementary,
your show is the worst cartoon in the century.
I’m not sure if the house is full of imaginary friends or someone’s shroom trip,
I’m wander, you’re blue, this is over you fucking bitch.

Bloo:
Nice hat, orange gay bearded version of cat in the hat,
Mac will kick your ass, this episode will make kids laugh.
Wilt would beat you in 300 games of basketball,
and don’t you forget I will win this fucking rap brawl.
Coco will coco you until you appear in a coffin,
your show is for kids on downs, that’s why you get no loving.
Me kicking your ass will be big on the world wide wabbit,
now go and spit your second verse cause i’ve just about had it.

Wander:
I’m sorry if this is a spoiler but you’re about to fucking lose,
Who won? i think it is an easy choice to choose.
You’re a hater, but me? i’m actually friendly,
at the end of this, you’ll be fucking D-E-A-D.
Blooregard Q. Kazoo, nice name there fag,
you’re a trouble-making, immature, and jealous douchebag.
Your creator quitted CN to be my creator,
now that this battle is done, i’m out, later hater!

Bloo vs Wander. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 22

Christina Perri - Arms

CAST:

SuperThingsOnCups as Creepy Black and Lost Silver
WoodenHornets as BRVR
Felcool121 as Lavender Town Syndrome

LYRICS:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
LOST SILVER!
VS!
CREEPY BLACK!
BEGIN!

Creepy Black:
It’s time to kill a faggot who lost both of his arms,
I’m the creepy black ghost, get ready to be harmed.
Why do you look like a emo in fucking black & fucking white?
I’m the best pokemon, get out of my fucking sight.
I kill pokemon, all you did was kill yourself,
why am i battling you when i could face a little ben elf.
You’re just an emo pokemon trainer who can’t write a good verse,
now time to end this battle. GO GHOST USE CURSE!

Lost Silver:
Excuse me, but how are you gonna beat the best pokemon trainer?
I have all badges, pokemon, heck, i’m even rich on Pokedollars.
Oh, you made it to my sign? you better turn back now or you’re dead,
yes, i may have lost my head but at least i get more head.
You only have one shitty move where you use curse,
your game is not original, that’s why you’re not going first.
It’s lost silver, the best pokemon game ever,
by the end of this battle, your arms will be severed!

BRVR:
BRVR wants to know what you think of what I did to this room,
I was just warning Creepy Black and Lost Silver about their fucking doom.
Do you still love me? cause if you don’t, I’ll make you all suffer,
you’re rhymes don’t make me laugh, they make me tougher.
I’m the best pokemon and i’m the leader of Dead Channel,
you guys trying to catch me is such a fucking hastle.
I’m BRVR, don’t you fucking forget it you fags,
all i wanted when i got alone is for you to come back!

Lavender Town Syndrome:
I came to this battle to give some suicides,
all I did in my life was make kids and teens die.
Oh, you feeling down, well listen to this melody,
to make you thank me of getting this sound disease.
I trapped so many Pokemon, i have them all now,
you all are pathetic, now turn around and get out.
My rhymes are so dark, it makes a eclipse solar,
now go back to the start cause this is fucking GAME OVER!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA

Creepy Black vs Lost Silver. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

SuperThingsOnCups as Ben Drowned
Zackschannellive as SCP-173

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
BEN DROWNED!
VS!
SCP-173!
BEGIN!

Ben Drowned:
You should’ve done that, I’m gonna make you go splat,
I’m obviously gonna win this epic rap,
I’m gonna stomp you flat, your story is so bad,
when i heard your rhymes, i fucking laughed.
Majora’s mask, i’ll beat as fast,
as the Happy mask salesman scaring your ass,
you will be last, you’re a thing in the past,
this fucking battle will be a blast.
Hello SCP-173, how’s life being a stachue?
You have met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?
I am the best creepypasta up in the hood,
you don’t belong in the foundation, you belong in the lost woods.

SCP-173:
Welcome to the SCP Foundation, get ready to get your neck snapped,
after your rhymes were told, I feel like getting a nap.
I’m the sculpture, all you are is Happy Mask Salesman’s gay mate,
I am more killer than you, you just burn people for god sake.
I would never listen to the Song of Unhealing or watch your WMV file,
It’s SCP 173, I am animate and extremely hostile.
I would love to see your stachue ass try to take on me,
I asked Cleverbot about you and he said i’m more classy.

Ben Drowned:
24 hours remaining for you to try to beat BEN,
I would never ever battle you again and again.
Step into Termina field and feel the power of the moon,
It's gonna fall down and you'll meet your demise and doom.
Screw Ganondorf, i’m more evil than that fucking pig,
You look like an abortion, you make me fucking sick.
I’m scarier than you combined with the Tapeworm Child,
it’s your turn to go up against this demonic elf.

SCP-173:
Go back to the north pole, Santa’s waiting for you,
You should’ve done that? well look at you rapping me you jew.
Your rapping is like putting a speaker in my ear with a jumpscare,
I could find more scare than when look at your fucking stare.
I dare you to close your eyes, come on, I dare you to do it,
I can hear better rap from you when i heard you spit.
This battle is over, so here’s how i’m gonna finish it Link,
you’re gonna get more scared when you fucking blink.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC...... RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Ben Drowned vs SCP-173. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

SuperThingsOnCups as Herobrine
WoodenHornets as Tails Doll

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
TAILS DOLL!
VS!
HEROBRINE!
BEGIN!

Herobrine:
You won’t be seeing the sunshine anymore after this battle is done,
Herobrine has connected to kick your ass and remove your stuff.
I will make you 404‘d, and i’ll stab you in the the crotch,
how can you mess with me when I messed with a game by Notch?
I will kill you slowly while you are thinking I’m a cow,
you’ll see me then you’ll realize why and how?
Tails Doll? oh! such a scary name!
you were made in one of the most shittiest Sonic games. 

Tails Doll:
They call me tails doll, bout to murder your soul,
I'm incontrolable, I'll leave you with a pixelated hole.
But really, your shitty creepypasta is really rare,
I'm a cursed creepy doll, YOU SHOULD BE SCARED!
Dumb Herobrine, haha, why the long face? 
Call me sonic because I'm winning fast in this race.
you're a hollowed out mod, who will never see remorse,
I will crush you with this piston since there's nothing to live for.

Herobrine:
Sonic R was the biggest piece of fucking crap,
get out of this world, cause this is Minecraft!
I will stab you with this diamond axe, you will be taunted,
you better be scared cause i am always watching.

Tails Doll:
I killed Noah and Gill who bought me from EB Games,
this is bullshit, you and the zombie are the fucking same.
You’re gonna kill me with a diamond axe? you took it too far,
It won’t be Sonic R, it will now be TAILS DOLL R!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC. RAP. BATTLES. OF CREEPYPASTA!

Tails Doll vs Herobrine. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

BATTLE OF THE MOMS!

Brandon Lorbes as Lois Griffin
Zackschannellive as Marge Simpson

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
LOIS GRIFFIN!
VS!
MARGE SIMPSON!
BEGIN!

Lois Griffin:
Do you know who you’re facing? It’s Lois Griffin BITCH!
your show may’ve been first, but we are still rich.
Bart is a troublemaker, Lisa makes me tired,
your first season made me roast you on an open fire.
What’s up with your hair? How many bees are in that hive?
My kids are actually geniuses, I got one thats like five.
I will twist you up like your fucking pretzel business,
You're just as pointless as my husband fighting a giant chicken.

Marge Simpson:
Marge not be proud on your stupid ass disses,
I mean seriously, they’re more dumb than how Chris is.
Our show will live forever, but Brian never will,
now why don’t you go kill yourself, here have a suicide pill.
You call yourself a mother but you act like a slut,
looks like I'm not the only one who will kick your butt.
We’re the Simpsons, you’re the Griffins, so much different,
now shut the fuck up and watch our show you hypocrite.

Lois Griffin:
Call me Family Woman cause I'm about to fuck you up,
at least I don't have a yellow retarded husband who is addicted to Donuts!
All my fans are lucky there’s a family guy, not a blue haired hoe,
my rhymes are like the chicken, your disses will get pwn’d!

Marge Simpson:
Why is your nose too big? you can’t even keep your balance,
and nobody fucking cares if your husband has wasted talent.
now let Marge Simpson conclude the end of this fight,
so stop weeping, fuck off, it’s over, GOOD NIGHT!

Lois Griffin:
Wait a minute, why are we fighting anyway, there’s no reason!
can we just stop it, I mean we’re both decent.
Marge Simpson:
Yeah, i don’t know why either, we should just stop,
like nobody cares who will be the top mom.

Lois Griffin:
I mean you have a good series.

Marge Simpson:
you do too!
I guess no other mom will be better than you.

Lois Griffin:
So can we be friends?

Marge Simpson:
there’s no way to deny!

Voice:
Coming Soon: Crossover with the Simpsons and Family Guy!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Marge Simpson vs Lois Griffin. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 25.

SORRY FOR UPLOADING AUDIO LATE!

SuperThingsOnCups as MARIO
RLYoshi as Sonic.exe

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
SONIC.EXE!
VS!
MARIO!
BEGIN!

Mario:
It’sa me Mario, that’s the name of the game,
Tom got scared of you? HA! what a fucking shame!
I’ll make your eyes not able to be found,
and play hide and seek, to not play the second round
This is my point of advice, you are gonna fucking lose,
Tails, Knuckles, and Eggman is more scarier than you.
There’s no way out of here, so you can’t fly away,
Go ahead and find me, I’ll just make this face.

Sonic.exe:
It must be a sunny afternoon, feel the heat?
the jpeg was weak, so I’mma unleash the beast.
You 2 foot tall round plumber, I’m better than you,
so suck my weiner, A.K.A. SMW.
-M-A-R-I-O- you’re a joke, bro, you blow,
I am about to crunch you like Yoshi’s binary code.
I'll rip off your mustache and stick it it up your ass
you're too slow bitch, I'll murder you fucking too fast

Mario:
Letsa go! I’m gonna stomp you hard like a goomba,
your game is boring while mine is truly super!
Just face the fact that I’m better than you,
atleast my fucking story was actually true!
Welcome to the yellow switch trail! you’ll never get out fast,
I can make 1,000 disses when I play in the grass!
It might be Mario’s Suicide, but you’re still gonna die,
you think you’ll win? but is there anything I can do to change your mind?

Sonic.exe:
Those bitches and me in the same sentence? WHAT A RIOT!
I see you're looking for a win here, JUST FUCKING TRY IT!
Nobody in our realm can out spook me,
All your friends will be dead on the quick count of three.
I see your life's a strife, but I don't need no knife,
I'm comin' in fast, better hold on tight.
I’ll find you, then I’ll rip you up with my claws,
and rip off your head and say I AM GOD!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC. RAP. BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Sonic.exe vs MARIO. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

diablo453 as Jane the Killer
RLYoshi as Jeff the Killer

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
JANE THE KILLER!
VS!
JEFF THE KILLER!
BEGIN!

Jane:
I'm very flaming hot, so prepare to feel a second burn
Looks like I finally found you Jeff, now prepare for your worst
You got beaten up by bullies, HA! what a laugh
Your skin matches your white hoodie, and you look like crap!
This battle will end faster than the birthday party
I'll make you suffer for what you did to me, so you better say you're sorry
I will rip out your guts like how you did to me at the doctor
And I can’t not wait for you to meet my sharp ass chopper

Jeff:
I am Jeff the Killer, I’m better than Jack the Ripper
I don't understand why I'm battling against a stripper
Don’t be so grumpy and put a smile on your face
You’re a rip-off of me, that is why you’re a disgrace
Your black eyes make you look like Void of Vision
Now why don’t you shut the fuck up and get back in the kitchen
You’re coming for me till the end? bitch please! I killed my parents
I'll kill you twice, remember when I jumped over the fence?

Jane:
If you are reading this, then prepare to make a frown
I’ll make you drown, and push you on the wall to go down
You punched a teen in the heart? and then you got hurt?
My disses are like the birthday party, YOU JUST GOT BURNED!
I'm glad you got no eyelids, cause look at how bad you're looking
Time to burn some rotten flesh, guess who I'm cooking?
Dont go to sleep cause you wont wake up, you're in for a thriller
I’m coming for you, sleep well, Signed: Jane the Killer

Jeff:
Not satisfied on the little makeover I gave you?
HAHA you're just a women! Whats the worst you can do?
You can't even kill anyone cause you fucking suck
Jeff is the real killer in these parts so good luck
I hear you're crushing on me Jane, just give in already
I’ll rip you up and turn you into fucking birthday confetti
This battle has just ended, and I've finally had enough
Now how about you go to sleep... so you'll never wake up

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Jeff the Killer vs Jane the Killer. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

Nathan Provost as Hoody
Froggy7771 as Masky

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
HOODY!
VS!
MASKY!
BEGIN!

Hoody:
You're crappy Masky, you ain't having much luck
Your face is so fucking ugly, you need a mask to cover it up
When you could use a bag under your fucking shitty ass head
You're lucky to be alive but I wish you were dead
I will kill you when you are trying to sleep in a car
You couldn't take it seriously, but I've took it too far
Oh! you're a human while I'm a proxy? That doesn't mean you're good
Try to mess with me Masky, I'm from the hood

Masky:
I murdered my friend, that means I'm tough to take on you
Oh, you shot Alex? There's no need to be rude
I'm ripping through you, dude! You were born shit
And I'm bout to lyrically kick you in your marble hornets!
Those red eyes will match your body when I'm done with you
I'm disappearing, you're a queer, and i'll kick your ass, dude
Am I Tim? You'll never know! You could NEVER unmask me
But, now you're bout to have to pay the price of facing Masky

Hoody:
Your rhymes are so fucking boring, they make me cough
Your life is like my rhymes, 'cause it's about to drop
You can't match Hoody, you asshole-masked excuse for a buddy
In this next found footage, you'll be ripped, torn and bloody

Masky:
You can't handle my mask, so just step back
I'm cracking your code, bitch, in this vicious rap attack
When i snap your neck, I'll make those big-ass eyes flinch
Just know you can never mess with Tribe Twelve, bitch!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Hoody vs Masky. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

SORRY FOR AUDIO BEING LATE!

PinkiesCupcake as Cupcakes
SuperThingsOnCups as Luna Game (Luna)
Justin Buckner as Luna Game (Applebloom)
Zackschannellive as Rainbow Factory

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
CUPCAKES!
VS!
LUNA GAME!
BEGIN!

Cupcakes:
Hi there! Would you like a fresh batch of cupcakes?
I'll slap you with frosting cause you are such a waste
you best be leaving, you can't defeat this equestria demon
I'll cut off your penis, and turn that shit into cupcake semen
You're just a fake, so now I'm raising the stakes
Get off your high horse, you can stop Pinkie's cakes!
You're better on the moon where nopony can hear your cries
When I open you up, I will tell you to have a good night

Luna Game (Luna):
Welcome to the Luna Game, prepared to be played
You better get out, or it'll be your time to pay
I'll make you weep to sleep, so you can't even speak
Then I'll leave you like Rainbow Dash, chopped up and deceased
Don't go to bed, you'll be thinking of me
Come out, don't be shy, there's nothing scary to be seen
Now give up you psychopath, you'll be freezed soon
Cause when you get kicked to the desktop, you'll be kicked to the moon!

Cupcakes:
I'll wear your cutie mark, horn, and your fucking wings
You're not scary compared to the lyrical horror I bring
Would you like to have a cupcake? while you're in the hot summer
Please just try one, they're 20% yummier
You'll be "Silent in Ponyville" after this battle is done
Because I slaughter, slash and murder for fun!
It's time to play, Luna, and I won't cut you a break
So, strap down and relax, you'll soon be cupcakes

Luna Game (Applebloom):
BOO! It's Applebloom, you should be scared right now!
Coming in with tons of jumpscares making your heart give out
I'm haunting while I'm taunting, you'll never win the game
Cause I'm taunting while I'm haunting, you'll always remember my name
This isn't over Pinkie, you would never go to sleep
Your torturing will be over when you rest in peace
I'm gonna end you Pinkie, now this is YOUR time to pay
This battle is like the game because The End is Neigh!

Cupcakes:
You better be ready when I open the oven
Put some frosting on your ass, and give it some loving

Luna Game (Luna):
When I scare you, you'll be like “B... But... Why...?”
I can't believe I'm going up your sorry ass, Pinkie Pie

Cupcakes:
Why are you being mean? Life is a party for gods sake
I won't get played but you're still getting baked
What is that? Who is that?

Luna Game (Both):
OH GOD! OH NO!

Rainbow Factory:
Welcome to the fucking factory of rainbows!

Luna Game (Luna):
I'm down, I cannot get up
But when I do, YOU ALL WILL BE DONE!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC. RAP. BATTLES OF CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *blue screen

Cupcakes vs Luna Game. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

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WHO'S THE CUTEST CARTOON CHARACTER EVER?

Stofferex as Fluttershy
Justin Buckner as Cream the Rabbit
Froggy as Chilly Willy the Penguin
awsomepup126 as Bubbles
WoodenHornets as Tweety Bird
Brandon Lorbes as Ike
Zackschannellive as Jerry
Justin Buckner as Snoopy
RapsThroughTime as Pikachu
Matthew Thomas as Doraemon
Mat4yo as Wall-E
KariChanx102 as Hello Kitty
DHFilmsOFFICIAL as Nemo
SuperCoolGuyJoe as GIR
MCGamingFTW as Flippy

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
FLUTTERSHY!
VS!
CREAM THE RABBIT!
BEGIN!

Fluttershy:
umm... hi... uhh... my name is Fluttershy
A name you can't defy, i'll be making you cry
I represent the spirit of kindness, so you better watch out
After I defeat this freak, she'll do nothing but cry and pout
You're nothing but a hopeless bunny with a tiny blue skinned prick
You'll never break my Iron Will, so suck Eggman's scrambled dick
You stand no chance! I'll beat you anytime, anyday.
You can't cross Fluttershy, I've won, (gasps) yay.

Cream the Rabbit:
Hi I'm Cream the Rabbit, and I'm making hip hop
You just make slip slop, so how about you stop?
Everyone is not nice to you, you have a mean bunny
Now go back to Pinkie, Applejack, Dashie, Twilight and Rarity
You're such a wuss, can't stand up for your damn self
It's like you wanna commit suicide, man, you need some help
If your animals get hurt one bit, you blow a little retarded fuse
I'm true friends with Sonic, old men masturbate to you

Fluttershy:
I may not fly for shit, but look at you bitch!
With your wobbly ears, call it an epileptic twitch
If I was a tree, I would fall on you like “TIMBER!”
No pony takes Fluttershy down! NOPONY! REMEMBER!
What's with Sonic? always running all over the place
Do the math, what's soaking wet and clueless? YOUR FACE!
How dare you think you're gonna win? sorry, I have no problem
But if you don't like my disses, THEN YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THEM!

Cream the Rabbit:
A friend of a friend is always a friend
But not you, instead I'll make this be your end
My mom is important to me, all you have are mother fucking bunnies
I'm the queen of the cute cartoon characters, so bow down honey
Now let's talk about your pet Angel, he's never the angel
I'll kill you, turn you into Gutter Die, you a-hole
There's no need to win anymore, all your fans are gone
they will be going to me and start crying “AWWWW!”

Chilly Willy the Penguin:
I'm Chilly Willy, all your rhymes are just silly
Fluttershy, you're just a filly, and Cream, seriously really?
My disses are hot like my fondness of pancakes
Welcome to Alaska, the only thing freezing is your brains
This is the Chilly Show, prepare to feel frostbite
I could get a stack of hotcakes by the end of this fight
So stop it all, my disses are slippery that you will fall
So why don't you two pussies suck my fucking snowballs

Bubbles:
Hi I'm Bubbles, and I'm the joy and laughter girl
All your shows just make me wanna hurl
Fluttershy, give up, you can't look at an animal die
without crying, and I wanna know why
Cream the Rabbit, prepare to get creamed
If you try to pick on me, then I will be steaming
Chilly Willy? Try to stand up on the ice without slipping
I mean your series has no reason for me to be tripping!

Tweety Bird:
I thought I saw these characters bowing down to me
You guys will meet your rival once I go "Tweet Tweet Tweet"
I'll pester you like Sylvester, and i aint bluffing
Tweety Bird is the word, you guys don't know nothing
This Looney tune will make you Looney soon, take it from me
Tweety Pie is the only one makin' records on TV
Fluttershy, don't scream at animals and put on a smile
I'm the ultimate bird, watch me OPPA TWEETY STYLE!

Ike:
It’s Ike, you bitches have had enough turns on the mic
Let’s play “Kick the Baby” but you’re the ones getting kicked, alright?
Fluttershy, you’re a pussy, simple as fucking that
Cream, you’re about to GET creamed, I’ll crush you like I’m Big the Cat
Chilly Willy, quit dilly daddling, and go back to the goddamn North Pole
Bubbles... honestly, you are just a fucking hoe
Tweety you will get beat and I’ll have you as my lunch
Everyone likes Ike, that’s me, I’m cuter than all of you cunts

Jerry:
Well, I don’t like Ike, you’re nothing but a huge dick
Now instead of kicking the baby, I'll kick you like a Sparta kick
I always win against a big cat, which means I’ll win against you
I kick ass and look cute, bitches, there's nothing you can do
I'm the definition of slapstick, my show is fantastic!
And like Tom, I'll drop bombs that will make you feel drastic
Just one squeak from me, and you'll meet your downfall
I may be small, but I'm standing tall above you all

Snoopy:
Time to break your Peanuts, Snoopy the Beagle has joined
Who let this Dog out? I'll leave your asses destroyed
I'm doing Doggy Style with bitches, you guys act like clowns
And none of you can even compare to Charlie Brown
My friends are singing songs, I'm popular 'round the universe
I've got the dopest rhymes, you ugly animals cant spit a verse
Jerry, I'll trap your ass, you're just an annoying mouse
I've won, time to take a nap on the roof of my dog house

Pikachu:
PIKA PIKA CHU! Let's see what you can do!
Pika will use Thunderbolt to kick your asses to the moon!
I'm loved by the world, it's obvious I've won
I'm gonna catch all your asses, this is POKEMON
It's time to blast you all off like Team Rocket
I can win any fight, as well as fit into your pocket
Snoopy, Jerry and Ike? What a terrible loss
All 3 of you can get down and suck my Pokeballs

Doraemon:
Hi! I'm Doraemon, but I'm not here to help
I'm here to tell you to go Fujiko FUCK yourselves
I'm lucky to win, my lucky number's 1,293
You should go to Robots School, I'll be the one to teach
I am the cutest cat to ever air on an anime
Pikachu, I am the best, yet, you don't even need the fame
I'm better than all of you, I even had a girlfriend
You'll always remember my name cause this is your end

Wall-E:
I'll strand you on planet earth, you'll aaaaalll see
Your world will be ended by Waaaaaall-E
This battle's the globe and your raps are pollution
Not even Pikachu can learn evolution
Doraemon, step to the plate and you'll see
That I'm the bot who beats up the robot pussy
Y'all make like the human race and fall
Cause no one on Earth’s getting passed this Wall

Hello Kitty:
Hello, bitches! Are you feeling witty?
You should be afraid, now you're facing Hello Kitty
You're all animation abortions, and your rhymes are just shitty
The only thing WALL-E wants to say hello to are EVE's titties
Pika, your tiny asian peen is the smallest anyone's ever seen
I'm on every girl's backpack, bitch, you want a piece of me?
You have no right to have fame, you're all just fucking wussies
None of you could get near this cutie pussycat's pussy

Nemo:
It's the Shark-Bait here, I'm gonna show you the ropes
I'm the cutest little guppie, you're just anime jokes
I'm really important, they made a movie when i got lost
No more clown-fishing around, we all now I'm a boss
I might be a little fish, but at least I'm more bad
I was kidnapped, you should've known that you rats
WALL-E, what a joke! I'd rather face the BMO
Now you jerks know not to mess with Nemo!

GIR:
Hello sirs it's GIR coming back for some more rhymes
If I can beat a lame game console, then this won’t take that much time
I'm here to invade you bitches, so surrender your asses now
I'll take all of you like a take my women, GOING DOWN!
You guys better be lucky I’m not bringing in my master, Zim
You guys are just bitches who can’t do anything
I am better than all of you, at litterature
All of you better prepare for the wrath of GIR!

Flippy:
They call me flippy 'cause I'mma flipping you off!
I'm the cutest of the cute, you brutes have no right to talk
My lyrics sting hard, Friends, I'll hang you from a Happy Tree
And if you piss me off, I'LL GO INTO A KILLING SPREE!
My flow is Satan-istic! Hear the voices, you must listen
I've got the most demonic children series that's ever existed
This battle's over, and I can't wait for you to say goodnight
when you say all your goodbyes to my sharp ass knife

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS (gunshot)

Fluttershy vs Cream the Rabbit. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 27

THE BEST BAND EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hollywood Undead - Dead in Ditches

Matthew Thomas as Skin Taker
GetSlayedTV as Pirate Percy
B-Lo Lorbes as Happy Appy

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
CANDLE COVE!
VS!
HAPPY APPY!
BEGIN!

Skin Taker:
LET’S SCREAM! Gonna have this fruit let out some steam
We’re gonna have this apple have Candle Cove in his dreams
I am the Skin Taker, the most demonic pirate ever
I’m gonna knock your noggin, and then you’ll be severed

Pirate Percy:
Well of course we’re not losing to a fucking piece of fruit!
You call yourself scary? You’re just a stupid show for Nick Jr
We may be puppets but we’re the one pulling the strings
We’re gonna make you make you walk the plank, stand there, it might sting

Happy Appy:
After you’re watching a dubbed Blue’s Clues, my show comes on next
I was buried ‘cause I was a killer but then was reborn on the internet
You can’t get past this happy apple, you’ll disappear just for show
I’ll blow you out like a candle, that’s why your name is Candle Cove
I have blue realistic eyes, I can see when you’ll finally end
Your show is just thoughts inside of insane kid’s heads
You better go to school because class is dismissed
When you take the souls of pirate puppets, that’s natural children!

Skin Taker:
You’re blushing red there, and it’s not because you’re an apple
Pirate Percy:
There’s no way in Hell a fruit could win this rap battle
Skin Taker:
We will rip out your realistic eyes, then cut that little stick
Pirate Percy:
Think you will harm us, it takes you ages to murder little kids!
Skin Taker:
They call me Skin Taker, ‘cause I’ll skin your whole family
Pirate Percy:
I’m a pirate but not trustworthy, I am really thirsty
Skin Taker:
You said 9/11 was natural? Ha! What a joke!
Both:
Remember to never mess with your master Candle Cove!

Happy Appy:
CANDLE COVE? why don’t you stick a handle up your rear
You may not notice it yet but I’m your biggest fear!
You’re an abomination creation, that is a waste but
how can I complain? Your show is just pure imagination!
You don’t like me now that I am insane, I’ll cut through your a-hole
Once I kill you all, you’ll be going to heaven as Dumb Angels
When I’m done with you, your body will match the eyes of Forenzik
You two just got slaughtered by an apple on a stick!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF *apple crunch* CREEPYPASTA!

Candle Cove vs Happy Appy. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

Frenzy as Username666
Matthew Thomas as Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
USERNAME 666!
VS!
MEREANA MORDEGARD GLESGORV!
BEGIN!

Username666:
Welcome to my channel, let me give you a glimpse of my trailer
It shows the future of the demise of this sad YouTube failure
Mereana, how cute, that little grin will soon be wiped clean
How will you be scary when I X you off my screen
There can only be one Creepypasta king of YouTube
I’m a true legendary while you’re trying to get more than 200 views
Just call tech support, because it’ll be a matter of time
Before I drag you to hell and take your channel offline!

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv:
It’s Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv, going to scare you to death
Your eyes will bleed the same color as my background of red
YouTube deleted my video ‘cause they can’t stare into my eyes
I’m in the viral hell, so you better get ready to die!
People gouged out their eyes, nobody knows who you are
Just a channel that has 666 subscribers
When I kill you, I’ll mail your eyes to the main office of YouTube
You’ll be begging to die once I’m through with you

Username666:
People ripped out their eyes because of the sight of the creepy guy
If those people were alive I gaurentee they would of unsubscribe
I’ll flag you for the terrible lyrics you’re trying to spit
How will you upload to YouTube when your screen has your blood all over it
don’t try and document about where I am on the web
Because no one will see you again, when I make you unlisted
I’m the reason for YouTube tragedy, you’re just a poorly written myth
because assholes like you can’t mess with the username 666

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv:
153 people are watching my demonic videos
So that means I can get all the fame to get rid of you
I’ll squish you like the bug that you stepped on
I’m the one that will stare at my victory once this is done
This battle has proved that you’re just a total pathetic faker
My video was true horror and it was made on Windows Movie Maker
I’m an internet legend, you’re just a stupid ghost story
After this is done, your keyboard will get bloody and gory

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!


Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv vs Username666. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 10

PinkiesCupcake as Clockwork
Frenzy as Ticci Toby

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
CLOCKWORK!
VS!
TICCI TOBY!
BEGIN!

Clockwork:
Wanna play with me? It’ll be a killer time!
I’ll tear out your heart as I watch you slowly die
And with my green eye, I can see you won’t spit a rhyme
Because it takes you ages to even come up with a line!
You’re a proxy, just another slave to Slenderman
While I killed on my own and always had a plan
Forget that car accident, your whole existence is a wreck
How funny,they called you Ticci because of your tourettes

Ticci Toby:
I ain’t going to take crap from this emo little chick
I mean you cut through your face after that break up with Chris
What else can I say bitch? You “drew” yourself insane and mad
You think you’re tough? You were abused by your overweight dad
I’ll just slash and slaughter my way to victory
You’re teachers pushed you around, while I killed those who bullied me
I’m about to put an to this little lonesome daughter
New Headline: CLOCKWORK DEAD, SUSPECT TOBY RODGERS

Clockwork:
You were only created for the erotic fan art
You won’t be “Ticcing” anymore once I’ve ripped you apart
If I wanted competition I would have fought Hoody and Masky
You’re not great, you left your mom to deal with the tragedy
It’s just a matter of time Toby, before you finally loose
Yea my dad abused me, but at least he wasn’t addicted to booze
I’ll leave you like your sister, dead and covered in blood
So you had better hurry because your time is almost up

Ticci Toby:
You must still be on that medication if you think you’ll win
How stupid, you ripped out your eye and put a clock in!
Your face is a disgrace, you just seem out of place
But at least now I’ve found a new target for my hate
I feel no pain, which means battling me is insane
I’ll slowly end your life as you uselessly chop away
Time ticked away as I came close to finish rapping
I hope you’re ready to taste my bloody little hatchet

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC (clock alarm) RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Ticci Toby vs Clockwork. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 11

Stofferex as Rap Rat
WoodenHornets as Suicidemouse.avi
Frenzy as The Real Chuck E. Cheese

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
R-R-RAP RAT!
VERSUS!
SUICIDEMOUSE .AVI!
BEGIN!

Rap Rat:
They call me R-R-Rap Rat, they call you suicidal
Once you call out my name, I will rip out your vitals!
When it comes to crappypastas, yours comes out the gayest
and what happens in Sony Vegas, should stay in Sony Vegas!
I'll leave you begging for more, when I stomp you to the floor
and your scariest image, was Clinton standing near a door!
I'll trap you in a mouse trap, on this trap beat
Then I'll call myself Trap Rat, do you wanna play with me?

Suicidemouse.avi:
I think I am worthless, then I looked at this twat
Who's story was written by some rapper on pot
I may look kid friendly, but this time I'm not nice
Your just the creepypasta equivalent, to fucking Vanilla Ice
I don't got time for your shit, your rhymes are pure cheese
I'll leave your skin filled with holes, like a slice of Havarti!
Now let me show to the children, what i'll do to this pest
I'll hang you,and then have a Found Footage Blood Fest!

Rap Rat:
I'll bite you like Dracula, infect you with doom
Then at 3:30 am, "THE RAP RAT WILL CURSE YOU!"
And then I’ll leave you depressed, but I don’t have to
Your just a looped animation, who’s story wasn’t true!

Suicidemouse.avi:
APARAT! APARAT! Come at me and YOUR DONE!
I can smell out bullshit, and that theory is one!
So try to outsmart me, I was made by Walt Disney
While you are as scary, as a Chuck E. Cheese story!

The Real Chuck E. Cheese:
Hello kids, why don’t you come and have a seat
Have some pizza, we only use fresh cheese and meat
Take some tokens, play a game better than Rap Rat
After you’re done, you can come play with me in the back
Suicide Mouse, honestly, kids only wanna play with Chuckie
You’re so horrid and ugly no wonder you were Abandoned by Disney
Why don’t you like me anymore? I took you into my house
I TOLD YOU ONCE BEFORE, I'M NOT A BAD FUCKING MOUSE!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP-RAP BATTLES OF (APARAT!) CREEPYPASTA!

Rap Rat vs Suicidemouse.avi. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 12

Coldplay - Viva la vida

03 Looking Hot, Dangerous!

Lyrics -> "Ladies & gentlemen
Whores & sluts
Step right up, behind this curtain
Is where all your fantasies come to life
This is a place where you can escape
Welcome to candyland! 

Verse 1:

Let me show you my game (watch! )
I'll put those shoes to shame (ooh! )
These rhymes that I write
Make you wanna fuck all night
When we take off our clothes (ahh...)
She sucks me 'til it snows
I'll fuck her face so hard
She is my wild card (sweet! )
My sticky lollipop
Inside this sweet gumdrop
I'm bout to explode
It feels too good to stop (mmm! )
Just taste my tootsie roll
You rub my icicle
I gotta get my fix
Please lick my pixie stick

Chorus:

Welcome to candyland
I'll split your ass in two
So take me by my hand
Lick it up, slide it down
And satisfy my sweet tooth
Welcome to candyland
You'll wanna fuck me twice
I'll be your gingerbread man
1st time naughty
2nd time nice! 
Candyland! candyland! 
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/b/blood_on_the_dance_floor/candyland.html ]
Verse 2: 
Just close your eyes and dream
A fantasy so obscene
I'll take you by the hand
This is my candyland
You are my sweet playground
Swallow, my love... 'til you drown
I'll be your back door man
Welcome to my candyland

Chorus:

Welcome to candyland
I'll split your ass in two
So take me by my hand
Lick it up, slide it down
And satisfy my sweet tooth
Welcome to candyland
You'll wanna fuck me twice
I'll be your gingerbread man
1st time naughty
2nd time nice! 

Verse 3/Bridge:
You want my cock (mine)
But it's mine
So take a number
And get in line (what! )
Whipped cream and astroglide
Take off my wrapper
And slip n' slide
Sticky like a lollie (*gasp*)
Blow me 'til I pop (*pop*)
You can sample all my flavors
At my candyshop
Cumshots, gumdrops, (ahh)
Double fists and blow pops
Trick or treat
Squeeze my meat
Give me something sweet to eat
Slip n' slide on my face
You got that flavor I wanna taste 
Lick it red hot (sssttttzzzz)
Like a candy cane (mmm...)
You'd think I was a zombie
By the way I give you brain (mmm! )

Chorus:
Welcome to candyland
I'll split your ass in two
So take me by my hand
Lick it up, slide it down
And satisfy my sweet tooth
Welcome to candyland
You'll wanna fuck me twice
I'll be your gingerbread man
1st time naughty, 
2nd time nice! (mmm! )"

Blood On The DanceFloor - Candyland

Lyrics -> "I tied myself into you,
Became just as one.
You were a bullet of hate,
With a ton of force, 
And I was just your gun. 
You're the antidote 
And the disease, 
Your lips - the cure, 
The death of me. 
I always say I won't, 
I'll never do it again. 
But here I am begging you.
I just keep giving in! 

Smells sweet of pure seduction, 
Makes me wanna cause destruction. 
Gothica Lolita girl,
Horrifically invade my world. 
Give me pain, 
Scream my name, 
Strap me down, 
Tie me up, 
Make me wanna fuck you up!
Roll around,
To the ground.
Search me like the lost and found.
Provocative
Like rock this shit, 
Like MCee Dees' I'm lovin it.
Super glue,
I'm stuck on you.
I'm rubbing you and touching you.
Imagine all the things we'd do.
Horrifically delicious. 
Just take me down militias!
Yeah!

(Oh oh ohoo) You're so vicious
(Oh oh ohoo) But I don't want this
(Oh oh ohoo) I love your kisses
(Oh oh ohoo) You're so delicious

End my strife 
Be my wife 
I cannot be 
Locked without a key 
Fuck my life 
Kill me twice 
Bury me deep 
I will not sleep
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/b/blood_on_the_dance_floor/horrifically_delicous.html ]
I can be sweet 
Just like Reeses' 
I can be cruel 
Shred you to pieces 
I can be your savior 
Undertaker
I can be the love of your life 
Or your heart breaker

You're like a nightmare
Then you turn into a dream
What is happening to me!?
Ahhhh! 

Fuck my life.

(Oh oh ohoo) You're so vicious
(Oh oh ohoo) But I don't want this
(Oh oh ohoo) I love your kisses
(Oh oh ohoo) You're so delicious

End my strife 
Be my wife 
I cannot be 
Locked without a key 
Fuck my life 
Kill me twice 
Bury me deep 
I will not sleep

(Oh Yea)

You're so vicious
But I don't want this
But I don't want this

I'll never do it again, but I keep giving in (3x)
I keep giving in.
I keep giving in! 

Fuck. My. Life.

(Oh oh ohoo) You're so vicious
(Oh oh ohoo) But I don't want this
(Oh oh ohoo) I love your kisses
(Oh oh ohoo) You're so delicious

End my strife 
Be my wife 
I cannot be 
Locked without a key 
Fuck my life 
Kill me twice 
Bury me deep 
I will not sleep

You're so vicious
But I don't want this
I love your kisses
You're so delicious

Never do it again but I keep giving in (2x)

I keep giving in (4x)"

Blood On The DanceFloor - Horrifically Delicious

Lyrics -> "Funka Bustin' mega ultra super Ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O!

One-up, power up, already leveled up 
Options set to difficult, love a challenge, typical 
Raging through my enemies, kicking ass so happily 
Supernova, bend you over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "YAY!" when I'm knocking you right off the stage,
Bitches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba anyday!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock you outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin like you're Hanson, 
Your Powers are weak when you go against me, 
You better recognize, leave you paralyzed! 
Body in the woods, leave you here to die,

You will never find another one of our kind! 
Like a machine; ultimate in design! 
Super power monster flowers to the sky! 
Beyond!
Uh!
Course clear winning cheer!

I'm on star power! 
incredibly invincible!
Knocking bitches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!

I'm on star power! 
incredibly invincible!
Knocking bitches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!

Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but you can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but you can't beat me!

GAME OVER GRANDMA! 

Sorry, I ain't got time to play,
I don't got the time to waste.
I get the gold at every race,
I live my life in the passing lane.

Can you please hold while I write my next album? 
All my tracks are on the charts, pull them up and let you count them.
The number to my score keep on flowing like a fountain,
I'm gonna kill you bitch like my name is Ed Gein~

And my health bar never leaves green,
I'll burn through your lives like dry weed,
I'm pretty fucking bright kinda how my chronic be!
I'm on the winning team, you can try but you'll never beat!

One by one you'll all leave the screen, 
I'm going on a killing spree! 
At the top we will be, 
Just Jayy Von, Lord D. Vanity!

(Uh, I'm gonna kill you)
Oh my God!
K.O!

I'm on star power! 
incredibly invincible!
Knocking bitches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!

I'm on star power! 
incredibly invincible!
Knocking bitches out the way,
Watch me on instant replay!

Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but you can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but you can't beat me!

La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la

Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but you can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but you can't beat me!

Star-st-st-star-st-star-st-star Power!
Star-st-st-star-st-star-st-star Power!
Star-st-st-star-st-star-st-star-st-st-st-star-st-star Power!

Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but you can't beat me!
Points racking up, I'm on the winning team!
Your score adds up but you can't beat me!

La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la"

Blood On The DanceFloor - Star Power

The official uncensored stream of "Fuck U Betta" by Neon Hitch.

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