Slender Man (creepypasta) vs. The Smiling Man (creepypasta)

awsome

CAST:
Kronk - Seth W.
Norm - Eric The Audible
Doofenshmirtz - Dustin
Yzma - Jacob G.

Written By: Eric The Audible
Mixed By: Jacob G.

Production: Laysi

Lyrics:

Kronk (0:15)
Uhh, Norm? It’s a displeasure for me to meet ya 
Been sent to beat ya on the beat with wicked schemes to appease Yzma 
So when I’m flaming and grilling you all with a chef’s kiss
Just know it’s only because you’re next on her vex list

As a man in love I get that it’s unpredictable, beautifully mystic, but my gods
You’d blush at a fridge in the kitchen and then go up to hit on it like “nice cogs”
Pinnochio knows that you’re not a real boy, man, this battle’s gonna be another one of your foiled plans
Cause Kronk’s got the groove like the flu so poignant, you could confuse it with Kuzco’s Poison


Norm 
I’ll have no choice if a Burton voice decides to war with me 
I’ll be storming your beach and destroying the peace from above with the forces of Norm and D 
That’s my father, the doctor, if you happened to miss the catch 
Though with that rapping I have to ask you why would you even pick this match 

Should I self-deprecate? You have nothing to diss me on 
Because between us I’d be the reason kids still have Disney on
Already proven I can spit in show, Liquid Gold; check my Tin Man flow
I know you like to talk to mammals, look below the table there’s no platypus that can stop how I spin this, yo

But Kronk I get it; you just wished to make this song better
Lucky for us you went and pulled upon my wrong lever
And with my weaponry I suggest you start gunning back
To Yzma to explain just how apt you are at running tracks

Kronk (1:30)
He’s got a point there, what? no he doesn’t
We literally ran track in High School, oh well I guess he does then
But his flattery won’t matter he’s still hated by his creator
Doof produced that self-destruct button, but it’s time that I terminate a

Robotic freak who wants to tussle, well I ain’t scared of ya!
Cause you fail at everything that you try: state-area



Norm:
My calculations state I’m the only emcee in this place
So if you would like to talk that way, please say it straight to my face


(Ad lib some fighting words)

Doof and Yzma:
Norm!  Kronk!

(Ad lib need to leave for whatever reason)

Central Rap Battles: Kronk vs. Norm

Thor Sings A Song Part 4 made by Aaron Fraser Nash

Sorry for the delay for the rap battle. :(

Stofferex as Sally
Justin Buckner as Eyeless Jack

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
SALLY
VS
EYELESS JACK
BEGIN

Sally:
Hello there stranger, do you wanna play a game?
It’s called “Pin the knife on the piñata” prepare to feel pain
I’m all alone everyday, but I don’t freaking care
Since you’re just a guy who wears a mask, I’m not even that scared
Peek-a-boo! I see you in that grave I put you in
I can kick your ass, and yet, I’m a little kid
You cut your eyes out? WOW! What a little bitch
Prepare to have an extreme tea party, Mr. Mitch


Eyeless Jack:
Eyeless Jack here to pin down this 8 year old girl
Since your creepypasta just makes me want to hurl
I’ll hang you with this jump rope so you won’t wake up for long
How about you go back to going to the store with Uncle John
You’ll be killed by something, in this death race
When I finish you off, you’ll always remember my eyeless face
Your story actually caused fears? Well I don’t give any shits
I’ll kill you like how I did to Edwin, since you’re on my hit list


Sally:
If you were my dolly, I would take out all your stuffing
Burn you in the flames of hell, and I ain’t bluffing
This is my house bitch! so how about you leave?
Also, one more thing, Please Play With Me...


Eyeless Jack:
I’m the king of masked killers, better than Hoody & Masky
When you’re wondering why I’m looking at you, don’t ask me
Give up little child! You have no place in this fight
I’m hungry for kidneys now, PREPARE TO SAY YOUR GOODBYES!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!


Eyeless Jack vs Sally. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

THE BEST BAND EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hollywood Undead - Dead in Ditches

Frenzy as Username666
Matthew Thomas as Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
USERNAME 666!
VS!
MEREANA MORDEGARD GLESGORV!
BEGIN!

Username666:
Welcome to my channel, let me give you a glimpse of my trailer
It shows the future of the demise of this sad YouTube failure
Mereana, how cute, that little grin will soon be wiped clean
How will you be scary when I X you off my screen
There can only be one Creepypasta king of YouTube
I’m a true legendary while you’re trying to get more than 200 views
Just call tech support, because it’ll be a matter of time
Before I drag you to hell and take your channel offline!

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv:
It’s Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv, going to scare you to death
Your eyes will bleed the same color as my background of red
YouTube deleted my video ‘cause they can’t stare into my eyes
I’m in the viral hell, so you better get ready to die!
People gouged out their eyes, nobody knows who you are
Just a channel that has 666 subscribers
When I kill you, I’ll mail your eyes to the main office of YouTube
You’ll be begging to die once I’m through with you

Username666:
People ripped out their eyes because of the sight of the creepy guy
If those people were alive I gaurentee they would of unsubscribe
I’ll flag you for the terrible lyrics you’re trying to spit
How will you upload to YouTube when your screen has your blood all over it
don’t try and document about where I am on the web
Because no one will see you again, when I make you unlisted
I’m the reason for YouTube tragedy, you’re just a poorly written myth
because assholes like you can’t mess with the username 666

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv:
153 people are watching my demonic videos
So that means I can get all the fame to get rid of you
I’ll squish you like the bug that you stepped on
I’m the one that will stare at my victory once this is done
This battle has proved that you’re just a total pathetic faker
My video was true horror and it was made on Windows Movie Maker
I’m an internet legend, you’re just a stupid ghost story
After this is done, your keyboard will get bloody and gory

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!


Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv vs Username666. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 10

PinkiesCupcake as Clockwork
Frenzy as Ticci Toby

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
CLOCKWORK!
VS!
TICCI TOBY!
BEGIN!

Clockwork:
Wanna play with me? It’ll be a killer time!
I’ll tear out your heart as I watch you slowly die
And with my green eye, I can see you won’t spit a rhyme
Because it takes you ages to even come up with a line!
You’re a proxy, just another slave to Slenderman
While I killed on my own and always had a plan
Forget that car accident, your whole existence is a wreck
How funny,they called you Ticci because of your tourettes

Ticci Toby:
I ain’t going to take crap from this emo little chick
I mean you cut through your face after that break up with Chris
What else can I say bitch? You “drew” yourself insane and mad
You think you’re tough? You were abused by your overweight dad
I’ll just slash and slaughter my way to victory
You’re teachers pushed you around, while I killed those who bullied me
I’m about to put an to this little lonesome daughter
New Headline: CLOCKWORK DEAD, SUSPECT TOBY RODGERS

Clockwork:
You were only created for the erotic fan art
You won’t be “Ticcing” anymore once I’ve ripped you apart
If I wanted competition I would have fought Hoody and Masky
You’re not great, you left your mom to deal with the tragedy
It’s just a matter of time Toby, before you finally loose
Yea my dad abused me, but at least he wasn’t addicted to booze
I’ll leave you like your sister, dead and covered in blood
So you had better hurry because your time is almost up

Ticci Toby:
You must still be on that medication if you think you’ll win
How stupid, you ripped out your eye and put a clock in!
Your face is a disgrace, you just seem out of place
But at least now I’ve found a new target for my hate
I feel no pain, which means battling me is insane
I’ll slowly end your life as you uselessly chop away
Time ticked away as I came close to finish rapping
I hope you’re ready to taste my bloody little hatchet

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC (clock alarm) RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Ticci Toby vs Clockwork. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 11

Mancha as Mr. Widemouth
Justin Buckner as Smile Dog

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
SMILE DOG!
VERSUS!
MR. WIDEMOUTH!
BEGIN!

Mr. Widemouth:
Hello there, why you can just call me Mr. Widemouth
Bark at the mic all you like, your skills have gone south 
Come with me, I have something that I want you to see
At the end of this little trail, you’ll find your future cemetery
One by one all the little children died because of me
Your kills are chained together because you’re afraid to get your hands dirty
Down dog, away from my door, I won’t let a mutt in
Not even with enough imagination can you hope to win 

Smile Dog:
Come at me, you’ll be dead, I’m the canine from hell
You’re just a rejected Furby, all the little kids can tell
Your rhymes are nothing, they’ve just begun to decay
I see all bitch, so it’s pretty clear that I won’t be going away
Losing in this battle? It’s okay, you’re just having dog days
Because you’re confined to that home, when your “friends” move away
Crucid ears? Furry Body? You’re the most pathetic thing I’ve ever heard
Incoming message Mr. WideMouth, “SPREAD THE WORD”

Mr. Widemouth:
Oh, please step into my attic, I promise it’s safe, trust me
We can juggle stake knives, or jump out a window to an unseen trampoline 
You don’t scare me Smile Dog, I tower over you in every way
I have a list of games to play, to unsure you won’t last another day!

Smile Dog:
Always here, never leaving, stare at my grizzly smile
Hiding under the bed of kids, its clear you’re a pedophile
You think you’re scary? Bitch, I’m the most iconic widemouth!
I guess you’ll have to learn, SUICIDE IS THE ONLY WAY OUT!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF (demonic laugh) CREEPYPASTA!

Smile Dog vs Mr. Widemouth. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 13

DJ SMOKR

Matthew Thomas as Herobrine
Justin Buckner as Entity 303

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
HEROBRINE
VERSUS
ENTITY 303
BEGIN!

Herobrine:
Look behind you, better turn your render distance up!
It’s the return of Herobrine, here to turn this rap game corrupt
This alleged creeper bout’ to grief everything you built
There’s no removing me bro, I even gave Notch chills
No effort was put in your story, as you can see
It was devised with a simple; control c, control v
I’m a creature of hell! Nightmare material; there is no other!  
Leaving you rest in peace like the creator’s dead brother!

Entity 303:
Three-Sixty MC, 303 drops rap TNT
YOUR NEXT as I steal your world like how I'll steal your victory
Teams of hackers crush a virus for I clearly spit iller
No Immunity for this ghost, though, you're even worse than that Sulfur
So Herobrine, you'll never win, removing you like Notch did
Causing grief, un-4chan-ate, don't even try to MAKEAWISH
Kneel like Null, no help will come to you from your PC
Is This Herobrine? Falling from the onslaught of this Entity?

Herobrine:
There's no way you'll beat Herobrine, have you fear once you see me spying
I am not lying, prepare to be dying, you better be crying, my victory's shining
My rhyming is frightening, stop trying to be fighting, your ass I'll be dining, and words I'll be biting
I'm arriving and smiling on your firing corpse, and your whining expiring mod I'll be frying!
AGH! I'll never surrender, spitting ciphers scarier than the Nether
Stealing more blocks than the Ender, jump in the blender, and you won't be a survivor
God won't save you today, no way you're brave when I put you into your grave
Better hide in a cave, I crave failed pastas can't take it when I'm raising the stakes!

Entity 303:
Nice job on your little fast rap, all I heard was gibberish crap
I’m more scary than a Tails plushie, making you my craft
Nobody can hjälp you or protect you from the devil, Entity
You were so scared, you had to warn every player about me
This is my revenge, you’ll have no defense, you’ll have no hope
Beating you as many times as creators saying you’re a hoax
Cease your “heroics,” because it’s clear you simply can’t afford
To step to me again for 303 will leave you 404’d

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC *creeper hiss* RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!!!! *creeper explosion*

Written by: Matthew, Fel, Mancha

Herobrine vs Entity 303. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 22.

Mancha as Bill Cipher (+ Nightmare, Mettaton, Rumplestiltskin, and Steven Universe Cameos)
Fle as Nyarlathotep
Rattlebones Cosplay as Johnny Bravo 

Based off of this production by the RIT Cosplay Troupe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGHpsbfG3gY

Bill:
I strive to be your angle and your devil in this play
But you ask who’s been more played and I can’t Megami Ten-say!
Fall back to your void, Yu-goth, and retrace your Nyarlatho-steps!
As I spit nigh indecipherable rhymes to leave you plain perplexed
{I’m the Soul Edgiest of shapes! There’s no way you can harm me}
[Wait, is this from Cosplay Chess?] {It’s For the Fans, darling!
So let’s make a deal lest you just} become another meme!
Cliche, I know, but you’re only going to win this in your dreams!

Nyarlathotep:
Bravo, William, you got your pawns to fight for you
But a decent verse from you’s harder to find than E2
I come Ahtu, shoulda Shugo-ran, but I guess that you’re not scared
Non-Euclidean geometry? More like a Hollywood Square!
So take a look at this triangle, tryin’a be illumi-naughty
Things fall apart, the universe can’t hold my second coming!
You can’t UNDO your failures! You’re naught but a polter-Geist!
The only Fearamid scheme that is decent is your sacrifice!

Bill:
Wait, we only get one verse so he can use me as a doormat?
Screw this! I’m Weirdmageddin’ sick of the  Battle Bytes format!
In every universe I’m prime! But you? I might split my sides!
Nyarly, I’m pretty sure you’re only known as an an old guy!

Nyarlathotep:
Stop! You know I don’t play phar-aoh, don’t cross this Faceless God
Kneel to the Crawling Chaos! Suck my Necronomicock!
Outrap this Oregon bore again? Please, I do that in my sleep.
I have a thousand forms and more to make a isosceles weep!

Bill:
Oh come on, get to the point, you flowery eldritch fop
Or go back to your anime girl form! Let the weeaboos jerk off!
You’ll see the light of day when I illuminate this heathen
Because I’m taking this victory, your life, [AND STEVEN!]

Nyarlathotep:
So Dimentio can help me to leave this Flatlander plastered
Looking forward, this is more pathetic than your bout with Gaster
Vote on your screens now, but I fear ratings just might disappoint!
Even I can’t give a ten to the being known for his three points!

Battle Bytes

Bill Cipher vs Nyarlathotep. Battle Bytes #11

Green Day - American Idiot (Acapella)

Jacob Graal as Harry Potter
Skeep☆Tieel as Izuku Midoriya 
F00pz as Ron Weasley 
Azia as Ochaco Uraraka 
garbageGothic as Hermione Granger 
Mancha (Uberocity) as Tenya Iida 
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by JordanShowish
Beat produced by Hollywood Legend
Special thanks to Adam (Uberocity) for getting me into MHA in the first place
Special thanks to Legion, Fruzmig, and Dustin for looking over lyrics

Harry Potter:
Accio firebolt, I hope you're ready for a sweeping
The boy who lived will surpass the kid who keeps weeping
You drive to be a hero but you'd have a more of a purpose
If you dropped the costume and resumed community service
Between your self-harming quirk and respect boners for enemies
You've taken a leaf from midnight's masochistic tendencies 
I come in hard like kirishima, whereas you're class 1A's cavity
Even Uraraka couldn't help you grasp this battle's gravity
With my magic, I'll wreck havoc, rapping out this rabid fan
Whose hurting himself even worse here than the entrance exam
You may have some muscle mass, but I'm the one coming out stronger
As I've grown more in one chapter than you have in your whole manga

Izuku Midoriya:
You've got guts but the skills to back them, you're lacking
I'll leave you pale and flattened, turn you back into a napkin
You were raised to be razed, your wand and words I'll surely bend
Despite the prophecies you smash, you'll still meet an early end
I've been through tougher trials, you're no crux, just a fame whore
With an influx of hot raps, I'll heat you like your fandom's flame wars
I'm driven to never give in, no matter the foe they won't slaughter me
Don't need anything but raw skill to shatter Potter like pottery
You may have grown up unloved, your upbringing was a tragic one
But what's really sad, you need a stick in order to get magic done
Avad-enough of this battle, so before you decide to mumble more
I'll be killing the beat just like Snape did to dumbledore

Harry Potter
Got this battle on langlock, so I best not hear your hatin'
Since it's DA over UA even if we called our mates in

Izuku Midoriya:
Expelliarmus all you like, I won't let go of the mic
Taking shots at my class? Just wait until they strike

Ron Weasley:
Straight outta the burrow, winning this rap's a simple task
This spitting scrub should've stayed put in Majora's mask
While your white knight pal's got a stick stuck in his ass
You're sidechick's only a hero for deku nuts and cash

Ochaco Uraraka:
I'm not fearing you Ed Sheeran, you couldn't handle finding trinkets
With gunhead karate, I'll take down a troubled teen deliquent
Suspending you like levicorpus, I'm not one to let down easy
Unless I had to lift your ego, then I'd be feeling rather queasy


Hermione Granger:
Granger's no stranger to danger, I'll leave these kids moaning like mrytle
Since they can barely handle mindless mutants and noseless ninja turtles
Got a mind as bright as lumos, no doubt my rhymes will light the track up
So leave this fight like USJ and call for some more back-up

Tenya Iida:
You're a straight E student, you've got brains, that I digress
Yet since the run-in in the dungeon, you've been a damsel in distress
As my engine heat blackens your face, you'll be feeling nonplussed
When I accelerate to victory as you're left in my dust

Harry Potter:
I'll reciprocate your recipro-burst to exhaust you like your show's shticks
And Deku you'll turn even greener, since you're envious my flow's sick
Fly on the pitch in rap or quidditch, I'll round up a couple snitches And with a flick of my wand, they'll once again be needing stitches

Izuku Midoriya:
You may be revered as a hero and the one who mastered death
But strip you of all your titles, nothing but a cocky bastard's left
You neglected your son like your studies so don't act like you're so great
The day has finally come for me to seal this chosen one's fate.

Harry Potter Vs Izuku Midoriya - Rap Battle

This is probably gonna be like the last time I release two battles this close together, enjoy it. It's a showdown of alternative comics when the Watchmen's Rorschach takes on the real-life superhero Kick-Ass.

Written by R the Writer
Beat prod by Dave James on Audio Network
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Geon
Special thanks to Adroit for helping gather the files

Stofferex as Rorschach
Vladimyr P as Kick-Ass


Rorschach:
Rorschach's journal, late in 2019
I'm opening up on this teen like a can of baked beans
Pioneered crews of costumed goons, only for them to end up dead
Not surprising since you're denser than that steel plate in your head
You play with a pair of sticks but you lack a pair of balls
I could start a hotter fire with a can of aerosol
I haven't seen your true face but I can tell that you're still frightened 
So hang up the scuba gear and let hit girl do your fighting

Kick-Ass:
I've fucked up tons of toxic cunts, this dickface I can manage
Baked beans? Challenging me's just ordering a knuckle sandwich
I'm Keene to leave you beaten, putting an end to your gory ways
Face my batons and the facts, you're way past your glory days
But I'm still out and busting crime with the aid of the police
Your only friend left you out in the cold as you lay deceased 
No gray area here, to me you're beyond all redemption 
You're a psychopath, a scumbag, and a ripoff of the question 

Rorschach:
You're just a second fiddle to a twelve year old Mary Sue
The end is nigh, like James I'll have you hung and then I'll bury you

Kick-Ass:
With those uncompromising morals, your head's clearly befuddled
Like I did with red mist, I'll wipe the floor with this red puddle

Rorschach:
You're clearly not that tough if any wimp can take your place
I'm through with chewing the fat, now I'll throw it in your face 

Kick-Ass:
You bring up my legacy but yours isn't any better
I mean, your worst enemy was aided by your own successor 

Rorschach:
As your filthy rhymes build up, you'll beg for me to set you free
But like with any other foe, I'll turn a deaf ear to your plea
One-Zero. Your move. I think it best if you flee
Not even ralphie genovese would want to be locked in with me

Kick-Ass:
So stay in your cell you nutcase 'fore your head gets cracked open
Since your insane pursuits of justice aren't helpful with your coping
You're more fucked than your mother if you thought that I'd be passive
Cause it's clear you've got more issues than your comic ever lasted

Rorschach Vs Kick-Ass - Rap Battle

Mancha (UBERocity) as Nick Wilde
Nekomancer as Legoshi

Beat Produced by: Bob Bradley and Terry Devine-King
Written by: Dani Frias, Legengo and MetaMachine
Chiseled by: Legengo and MetaMachine
Mixed by: GamingPlush64
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Paige

Lyrics:

Nick:
I thought a pawpsicle would maybe put you in your place
But you really wanna start with me to think you’ll save face
If you really thought that predator and prey would come together and sing kumbaya
Well, this is not the case
You see, I’m not falling for all the horny people in Beastars
Especially since you’re in here with what the beat stars
But nonetheless, I’ll hand over the mic for some echos
‘cause Legoshi just stepped in something worse than on a lego

Legoshi:
You sound like your sloth friend, dragging in for just a joke
Someone get the fox repellent ‘fore the artist starts to choke
But even if you did take that off you’ll be stuck last
‘cause I’m pretty sure those bars came from a skunk’s ass
I’m getting real sick of your garbage, so take note
I’m hunting prey while you use that thought as a scapegoat
You’re not slick, Nick, you should’ve ditched this
Rapping for you’s just another failed business

Nick:
Look at this; the theater kid is trying to be smart
Take my pen if you were really in a hustle, sweetheart
This big bad wolf needs a bone for his back
He got labeled as a killer but he couldn’t kill the track

Legoshi:
Hm, maybe that’s why your movie went down to ashes
Avoided making good lines like they were taxes
But it’s your word against yours, and the disses here are plain
I’m on top of you, Wilde, and this ain’t even the food chain

Nick:
You can leave being on top to the bunnies
Did you know my comic wasn’t canon, dummy?
Yeah, It’s cute that you had a pet beetle out the movie set
Animal Crossing over with Legoshi and Juliet
Throw tomatoes at this hoax, that’s what the class thought
I’ve seen better fights in your mind all for the class thot
That’s just real life, kid, only cats are known to stack some
But be the pussy you are and take that verse from act one

Legoshi:
That was really all you said? All that I could hear were muffles
My savage led to here and your savage led you to muzzles
Quit the trouble, I’m tired of this furry’s dirty floors
You’re a cop, alright, tending to enforce rule thirty-four
and you’re also one to talk about rabbits, funny
Lived a life of crime but chucked it to snitch for a bunny
We may be dogs, Jacka-ss, but I’ll do what a goat will
You already ran the streets, but on the track, you’re just roadkill

Ticci Toby vs Clockwork. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 11

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