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CREDITS:
Written By: Eric The Audible, Freshy Kanal
Mixed and Mastered By: Freshy Kanal
Edited By: Eric The Audible
Additional Help By: Snakebite126
Thumbnail By: ThatTacoGod
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CAST:
Eric The Audible - Brutus
Freshy Kanal - Judas
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LYRICS:
Brutus (0:13)
I don’t believe your folktales, myths, and so called holy stories
In rome we hang the christians, but you have done that for me
I hold one word of wisdom that came from Christ - your lord
That you have crossed the wrong fellow, it’d be best if you had never been born

But whatever inform me, how does a disciple go from beloved brethren
To locked out of heaven’s door
He got knocked down so many levels, how’s the weather beneath hell’s seventh floor? 
Brutus is brutal, abusive to Judas, convictions so true I’m complicit in coups
And if you believe a word of your scripture, you’ll pray for peace then lick my boot

Ugh, and some think you’re tragic? You’ve got to be kidding me,
I was killing for Italy, you shilled out for some silver piece
Take it back with new taxes, when the General barges in 
Let’s see that armor of God versus the arms of my army men

We’ll discard of your carcass - turn that new field into a farmland
The senator’s ending you in this - beggin’ my pardon
Instead, give your testimony for all of rome to vote
But I suspect you’ll be ejected from the canon - that’s all he wrote 

Judas (1:06)
You don’t think I understand? I betrayed the son of man
You think it’s easy to break the spirit of one whose damned
But there is something you forget with the opponent you choose
That a man such as I, now has nothing to lose

Give it up like its Calvary, when I rap on beat, you will gnash your teeth
And have your speech interrupted by maddened weeps, You can’t slash yourself away from God’s wrath you heathen
You’re backed in the corner looking at this match you’re meeting, You’ll be praying for your enemies to cast you freedom
I blast at thee and compact the heat, the flame you speak of couldn’t measure up to half of my blasphemies

My fiendish deeds made me a bookmark of the past, brother
You chopped a Caesar like a waiter for my last supper
I’m not to point out your speck when my eyes cleaved by a tree 
But you and your cousin have sex? that’s low even for me 

Stop pretending that your violence wasn’t part of your pride, saw your buddy had the power and you darkened inside
Then you killed him in an hour stabbed his back with the knife, yeah this general’s a coward disregard of your life
Every translation shows that Brutus meant the stu-pid-est
Exposing you with my flows (muah) Judas diss

Brutus:
Don’t scandalize my frame of mind, rebellion runs in my family line
If you and your lot plan to die, I’m taking pride in tyrannicide

Judas:
Pride cometh before the storm: Know our end’s fire
God will shatter your legacy, like your empire

Brutus:
You dare to threaten me about how your con’s so pious
I’ll cleanse my hands of this battle like Pontus Pilate 

Judas:
You’re a servant to sin, so convinced I’ve lost hope
Pray god has mercy for slaves - but then again “when in Rome”

Central Rap Battles: Brutus vs. Judas

Lyrics/Beat: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19xGFFjrFk2DZbsVBh-jYvdowtxWLIYE3i_LJc8mXyb0/edit
Atronach's Aura as Mae Borowski
nekomancer as Legoshi
Written by Legengo, MetaMachine, GamingPlush64
Beat by David O’Brian of Audio Network
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by Zuprem4cy
Hint for the next battle: "Parental Pets" (featuring Eric the Audible and Shimario?)

Mae Borowski vs. Legoshi (Redux)

Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hUNnxYldx4

Waldo: (0:10)
The name’s Waldo, (yuh) I got that wild flow (yuh)
Take a gaze at any page and I stay swole, bro (uh)
The most iconic snappy dresser in the world, though
I’d still be the most terrifying thing in your whole show
Oh no! Got a forest of horrors? It’s really not
Only time I step inside that place is for a pissing spot (piss)
Chased a generation with those lanky limbs of yours
But now some scraped up views is the only thing you’re reachin’ fo’
Your face is pasty white (uh), you got that drabby tie (huh?)
Looking like you gonna go and work that 9 to 5 (woo)
Corner me among these trees and G you finna die (blick)
Even some whiny teen could come and snap this ‘Skinnyguy’
How’d you win a Photoshop contest lookin’ so basic? All
your creator knew was how to use was the fuckin’ eraser tool
You faceless fool, want me to play your game and take the chance?
Well, take a good look at MY page and try finding who fucking asked?

The Slenderman: (0:53)
My God, I’m regretting letting you act first
No face and I’m still wincing at that verse
Leave no trace of this hipster vigilante
Who’s only a hero to every kid who can’t read
Think you’re snazzy? I see past your dorky shtick
Looking like you’re tryna show the kids your magic walking stick
While I’m actually deadly when I stalk
After this all people will be finding’s red and white chalk
Not to set you off but what’s with all this petty talk?
You’ve said a lot for a wimp who’s biggest weakness is getting doxxed
You hang out with a wizard, a hornet prick and a dressed up dog
Why are you the fishy one when I’m the one with tentacles?
Your books, they sure slayed it, they couldn’t be more aimless
Even I wouldn’t hunt whoever vomits on your pages
This cornflake can keep frosting up those window peeping eyes
Every time he spots a new chick that he’s gonna leave behind

Waldo: (1:36)
I meet all those beach babes in each page then get laid (yep)
You’ve been a rap battle prostitute the last decade (cuck)
What do you have to show for your net fame?
We’re all still waiting for the Arrival of a slightly less shit game

Slenderman: (1:47)
Wanna talk to me on quality? They banned all your sales
Now the only things that kids can’t find are your books on store shelves
But now it’s time to join them, I’ll enjoy your feeble panic
Here’s a new place to get lost in because all you’ll see is static

The Slenderman vs. Where's Waldo? | Midge's Rap Battles S2

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u8vnV5fI_Gg7sXa7LbxqI3EO0-MW0UXhKfrdCjN6YXs/edit?usp=sharing

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal and Glitchdude

Production by Epistra, Freshy Kanal, Glitchdude and ENNWAY!

Rappers:
EricTheAudible
ENNWAY!
Jofinity
Shimario/Rap Battle Brawl
Psytube
Freshy Kanal
Snakebite126
Danii

Minecraft Hostile Mob Rap Cypher || Ft. Freshy Kanal, ENNWAY! & More

Welcome to EPIC STOFF BATTLES! 

Street Fighter's wandering warrior and posterboy Ryu goes up against Tekken's troubled Child of Destiny Jin Kazama, in a battle of fighting game protagonists with a darker side hiding inside of them... waiting to be released...
Street Fighter X Tekken. Capcom X Namco. Let's do this!

Me as Ryu and Jin
Written by Me, Dani Frias, Titanium1208, Adam, HyperJacob96 and R the Writer
Mixed by HyperJacob96

LYRICS:
Ryu:
Normally I’ll let my fists do the talking for me 
But now I’ll grab the mic and crush you and your boring story 
Your grandpa took you in, left Lars in the deep end!
I’ll make you scream “Uncle!” again with a Shinku-HADOUKEN!
Remember your roots, I paved the streets you fight on!
Keep to yourself while I'm crossing over with icons!
Jin’s Kin gives a new meaning to domestic violence
And this won't be the last time they leave their spouses silenced!
I inspire other games you don't know the Art of Fighting!
Or the art of good writing with a series so unexciting!
Compared to me, you’re just like your mother: Unknown!
You'll always be alone, with all your sins you cant atone.

Jin:
Hm pitiful, you shouldn’t have gotten in my way
Only superior stat you have against me is your age
Gouken didn't teach you well if that’s all you could bother
Even Dan wins in better fighting honors for his father
Respect my legacy, you remember your first game?
With horrible controls and AI we’ll never know why it got played.
This karate kid is picked even less than his barbie doll clone 
At least Ken has some money, a family, and a home.
Your corpse I'll be burying, my series I've been carrying.
Your power is Nothingness while mine is EVERYTHING
I’m Tekken you out for good, no greater truth to tell.
And I'll end your journey 'cross the world by taking you to hell

Ryu:
Tried to traverse Heihachi’s teachings but when you speak
Your verse secured to us that your Talk is Cheap
And this arrogant brat thinks anger guides him?
You can’t beat me cause-

Evil Ryu:
-violence is who I am!
Try to kidnap a win but it's all Ogre now!
The Ultimate power has now broken out!
You don't have the strength or wisdom to prevail!
This arrogant child is only destined to fail!

Devil Jin:
You goddamn fool! I’ll teach you the true meaning of fear!
With fists made of iron and a laser filled leer!
It’s the dark resurrection of the devil within!
I’m a headliner, you just show up to kill Bison!
I'll take my vengeance in blood. Not even Akuma could stop me!
Can't call yourself canon unless your name is Kage!
Always reverting to your first plot, your paths a facade!
I killed my tormentor, now fear the wrath of a god!

Evil Ryu:
A god? Ha! Are you trying to beat me through laughter?
Being a disgrace to your clan is the only style you could master!
I’ll clip your wings right off! Learn what my fists are furled for!
Stomp this brat out before he starts another World War!

Devil Jin:
You've risen like a Phoenix and I find that appalling.
But I'll just sustain flight while your series keeps falling
You still don't have what it takes, against me you're plastered 
Cause I've unlearned more moves than you've ever mastered!

Ryu VS Jin - Epic Stoff Battles

Deadpool - Seth W
Deathstroke - HyperJacob96

Deadpool (0:12):
Okay, let me bring this up, ‘cause that’s just lame
You guys couldn’t even follow the fucking channel name?
Anyways, let’s not sweat it on the small stuff
as it looks like this bitch is back for a second round of beat up!
But I’m not only bettin’, you’ll be regrettin'
harder than the viewers after Seth’s Orochimaru impression
Hot like a chimichanga, I'll tango if you wanna
And I'll be laughing when you're on the end of my katanas
Man, I'm a legend, you've been left in the dust 
It's kinda sad people only know you vaguely from Injustice
You’re the best Assassin? Well, let me be enlightened
‘Cause in five whole seasons you couldn’t beat the Teen Titans

Deathstroke (0:44):
One mediocre verse, and I’ve had it with this red fool
But I’m about to leave you like Gatsby: dead pool
I’ll hand your ass to ya, you know I’m not a fan of ya
Exile your existence, blast your act back to Canada
You’re not better, you didn’t come before me
You stole all my shit then just jacked up the horny
And you think you rap hard? I’ll show you some violence
I preferred you in Origins: where you were silent
Cursing like a sailor, making jokes about your ween
Congratulations, you’re a hero to every pre-teen
I’m not sure what’s bigger: your ego or your mouth
But I’m sure it won’t take much to stomp this Merc out

Deadpool (1:16):
Maybe you came first, but Super Soldier gone crazed?
That concept and your rhymes are drier than my fucking face!
You’re not relevant anymore, you know what that means?
We’ll never have to suffer your ass on the big screen!
I beat you in a Death Battle, why don’t you check reality?
I'm just fighting for the plot, but you’ve no personalities!
This upcoming filler's like your persona, boring and futile
Leave this  audience saying, “aw man, that was BRUTAL”

Deathstroke (1:37):
Here’s a problem with you, you don’t know when jokes get old
‘cause that verse had as dull of an effect as Ryan Reynolds
So when you think you’re all superior,  you haven’t got a clue
I wish my wife had killed me - I wouldn’t have inspired you!
Drop the anti-hero bullshit, I'm a straight up villain
This track’s not the only thing I'm wicked at killin’
Now it's time Wade Wilson found a new mission
Before you regret the colour of pants you’ve chosen to shit in.

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE COMIC BOOK FANS!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF COMIC BOOKS!

Written by: Seth, Dusk, MaNCHA, & Joey

Deadpool VS Deathstroke II - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 1

Jacob Graal as Harry Potter
Skeep☆Tieel as Izuku Midoriya 
F00pz as Ron Weasley 
Azia as Ochaco Uraraka 
garbageGothic as Hermione Granger 
Mancha (Uberocity) as Tenya Iida 
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by JordanShowish
Beat produced by Hollywood Legend
Special thanks to Adam (Uberocity) for getting me into MHA in the first place
Special thanks to Legion, Fruzmig, and Dustin for looking over lyrics

Harry Potter:
Accio firebolt, I hope you're ready for a sweeping
The boy who lived will surpass the kid who keeps weeping
You drive to be a hero but you'd have a more of a purpose
If you dropped the costume and resumed community service
Between your self-harming quirk and respect boners for enemies
You've taken a leaf from midnight's masochistic tendencies 
I come in hard like kirishima, whereas you're class 1A's cavity
Even Uraraka couldn't help you grasp this battle's gravity
With my magic, I'll wreck havoc, rapping out this rabid fan
Whose hurting himself even worse here than the entrance exam
You may have some muscle mass, but I'm the one coming out stronger
As I've grown more in one chapter than you have in your whole manga

Izuku Midoriya:
You've got guts but the skills to back them, you're lacking
I'll leave you pale and flattened, turn you back into a napkin
You were raised to be razed, your wand and words I'll surely bend
Despite the prophecies you smash, you'll still meet an early end
I've been through tougher trials, you're no crux, just a fame whore
With an influx of hot raps, I'll heat you like your fandom's flame wars
I'm driven to never give in, no matter the foe they won't slaughter me
Don't need anything but raw skill to shatter Potter like pottery
You may have grown up unloved, your upbringing was a tragic one
But what's really sad, you need a stick in order to get magic done
Avad-enough of this battle, so before you decide to mumble more
I'll be killing the beat just like Snape did to dumbledore

Harry Potter
Got this battle on langlock, so I best not hear your hatin'
Since it's DA over UA even if we called our mates in

Izuku Midoriya:
Expelliarmus all you like, I won't let go of the mic
Taking shots at my class? Just wait until they strike

Ron Weasley:
Straight outta the burrow, winning this rap's a simple task
This spitting scrub should've stayed put in Majora's mask
While your white knight pal's got a stick stuck in his ass
You're sidechick's only a hero for deku nuts and cash

Ochaco Uraraka:
I'm not fearing you Ed Sheeran, you couldn't handle finding trinkets
With gunhead karate, I'll take down a troubled teen deliquent
Suspending you like levicorpus, I'm not one to let down easy
Unless I had to lift your ego, then I'd be feeling rather queasy


Hermione Granger:
Granger's no stranger to danger, I'll leave these kids moaning like mrytle
Since they can barely handle mindless mutants and noseless ninja turtles
Got a mind as bright as lumos, no doubt my rhymes will light the track up
So leave this fight like USJ and call for some more back-up

Tenya Iida:
You're a straight E student, you've got brains, that I digress
Yet since the run-in in the dungeon, you've been a damsel in distress
As my engine heat blackens your face, you'll be feeling nonplussed
When I accelerate to victory as you're left in my dust

Harry Potter:
I'll reciprocate your recipro-burst to exhaust you like your show's shticks
And Deku you'll turn even greener, since you're envious my flow's sick
Fly on the pitch in rap or quidditch, I'll round up a couple snitches And with a flick of my wand, they'll once again be needing stitches

Izuku Midoriya:
You may be revered as a hero and the one who mastered death
But strip you of all your titles, nothing but a cocky bastard's left
You neglected your son like your studies so don't act like you're so great
The day has finally come for me to seal this chosen one's fate.

Harry Potter Vs Izuku Midoriya - Rap Battle

giving up on the video, heres the finished audio. i'll make a simpler video in a bit and upload all progress i made on the original planned video

Link vs The Doctor (feat. F00PZ, Luce, And Mancha)

Titanium1208 as DK
JuliantheBeast as Little Mac
Adam as Doc Louis
HyperJacob96 as Announcer

DK:
I’m finally here! Performing for you!
If you know the words you can join in too!
Put your hands together if you want to clap!
As I’m tearing through… this Little Mac! (Huh!)
Tossing barrels on barrels! Just try to escape
Judging by your vertical you’ve been skipping leg day
Guess you can't Jumpman, boy I hope you can rhyme!
I could even take a hundred of you on at a time!
Mac, Really? Even Glass Joe has higher fame 
You’re just a shy guy hiding behind wire frames
KO’s charged! ... oh whoops, you missed
Brawl with us all you want, to me you’re still the assist

Little Mac:
In this corner the underdog’s ready to fight
Ready to let out punches with all his might
All of this training has prepared me for this
When this oversized monkey goes and meets my fist! 
Ain’t no better boxing match since Rocky v. Smirnoff
When this gorilla starts talking I’d rather him bite my ear off.
Peel on outta here, you can’t step in the ring with me
Like your GameCube game you’re sounding too off-beat
Just Look at what I can do to ya with one nasty blow 
How was your verse goofier than your tv show?


DK:
When I was picked first to rap everybody stepped back
You’re like a SoundCloud rapper, huh! Lil’ Mac
Don’t get smacked, Mario knows not to clapback
Rip you to shreds on the track like a Klaptrap
Your height forces you to make low-blows while fighting
Looks like you learned to spit from your buddy Mike Tyson
Your games stop paying and you’re no longer talked about
If you ask me Mac, I think it’s time you Punch Out

Little Mac: 
Ugh, he’s tough… Show him what you got Mac!
He hit me so hard….. Well then, hit him back!
You’re right Doc, I won’t have this be the end!
Pick yourself up, Don’t let him take you out again!
When I attack, the bigger they are the harder they’re falling 
I’ll have you and your whole DK Crew Smash Bawling
I’m fit, slick, and chiseled; got a cocky strut
Guess what? I’m not scared of your little Donkey punch
Giga Mac knows how to expand - dong
Take the crown to show you who’s king, Kong!
And lo, the beast looked on the face of beauty
Asking for an ice pack for his kicked-in booty.

DK:
I’m a classic in Smash ‘cause the Kong’s sublime
When I bongo beat, that’s a conga line
So hang up the gloves, you're looking fatigued
Even when not super slugging, I’m out of your league!
Came swinging at me, punching with all he can 
But even with my eyes closed you’re still getting speedran

Little Mac:
Can’t take the flak? Go back to the arcade
Don’t mess with Mac - this dude learned the hard way
Take down the OG, how’s that for some clout?
10! Raise my arm! Now that’s a knock out!

Super Smash Raps

Donkey Kong vs Little Mac. Super Smash Raps #1

Hopefully this'll be better than our last one ;)
Raichous as Sam
Michael Stark/Media as Max
Dani Frias as Duckman
Light as Cornfed
Beat produced by: 2Deep
Thumbnail by: Cole
Mixed by: Jacob
Writers: Trakked, Jason Carreon, ColeDaCole

Battle:
Sam and Max: (Sam in regular type, Max in CAPS)
Say, Max, YEAH SAM? Seems we got another case
The commissioner wants us to put two wackjobs in their place
Face it, YOU'RE POLAR OPPOSITES! Uhhh.. That’s hypocritical
WELL, QUIT IT LET'S SPIT A DISS AND SUBDUE THESE OBSCURE CRIMINALS
Don’t forget that they’re cynical, with all their religious views
Fourth wall breaking too? NO ONE GIVES A DUCK ABOUT YOUR NEWS
AND FOR THE PIG? He's real close minded and feeble
I mean, why exactly did people enjoy BoJack Horseman: The Prequel?
It’s time to analyze this failure; He’s not unique nor is he loved,
Nor has he ever had popularity, what I’m saying is, YOU'RE DUMB!
COULDN'T HAVE MESSED WITH US IF YOU TRIED; Seems Private Dick’s a fitting name
How come you claim to be comical WHEN YOU RODE THE META TRAIN?

Duckman and Cornfed (Duckman in regular type, Cornfed in CAPS)
The Geek would be a better opponent, but instead we get this?
If it weren’t for your Poker games, people would’ve forgotten you exist 
YOU'RE SHAMELESS BUT NAMELESS, SO LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN TRACE THIS 
MADE STAINLESS, NO BASIS, SINCE YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO FAME LEFT
Lazy writing? You can bite me, stick to Runnin’ in the 90’s
Our audience is more enticing than whatever fans you're buying
You're sellouts with no substance! WE ALSO HAD A GAME, DUCKMAN 
IT WAS A LITTLE CHOPPY TOO, Can you stop with the referencing, dumb ass?! 
I mean, yeah that's true Corny, it's just better than CGI garbage
WHY'D YOU YELL AT ME LIKE THAT? Ay, in law enforcement you're harmless
Honestly, you’re both novelties, THEY PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE CROSSING ME
I'LL BEAT EM SENSELESS SINCE THEY'RE JUST A TELLTALE SIGN OF MONOTONY

Sam and Max: 
We may be Freelance Police, but we sure know you’re paying the price
Heck, even a Friend for Life stuck around more than Duck’s wife
WE'VE EVEN SURVIVED IN SPACE! You're stuck in the confines of cubicles
But based on what I've seen this depressed father's quite fugital
You’re a boring, abhorring mess, always going on long rants,
PERVIN' ON EVERY GIRL? i SUGGEST YOU KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS!
So, Duckman, you’ve ruined many lives, yet you spat even more badly
NOW WE'RE LEFT WAITING FOR A GOOD VERSE, like your fans for a good finale!

Duckman and Cornfed: 
TRYING TO APPEAL TO EVERYBODY, BUT YOU WERE DUMB RIGHT OFF THE BAT
STEALING OFF OTHER SHOWS? The hell are you starin’ at?
I'LL BE ROASTING ECSTATIC RABBITS, BUT IF YOU THINK OUR WRITING'S TOUGH
You’ll never be in the copy-right, Trix Rabbit and McGruff
YOU MAY THINK YOU'RE NOSTALGIC, but no matter how many games you’re in,
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE PSYCHOTIC BEASTS ;a Looney Toon in the Looney Bin
THIS RANDOM ATROCITY IN TOONS SHOULD KNOW ITS HUMOR DOESN'T ENTICE
But with your fall in quality, I suggest you “Hit The Road” twice

Sam and Max vs Duckman and Cornfed - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #7

Another one. Which of these strategists will reign supreme?

garbageGothic as Momo Yaoyorozu
King Mewtwo as Joseph Joestar
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Hollywood Legend
Thumbnail by Mancha
And written by me!

Momo:
A natural leader's here to deal with Lisa Lisa's troubled pawn
It looks like I could wrap this fight up with a bubble wand
This foe's a faux gentleman, who claims he's unafraid
But when he's in danger, decides to run away
You can't go ham on beats, despite your controlled breathing
My equipment and quick wit make any foe's hope fleeting 
Just know that I'm used to sending weapons over words
So I'll have nothing to fear when you go for your verse

Jojo:
Won't have a stalemate with this jailbait, spitting limp flow after limp flow
Making arms from eaten food, your arsenal's a shitshow
Tried to watch your show but your exposure turned me off
You're stuck in this foe's shadow, like when you lost your tourney slot
I've shot Kars into space, your achievements look fewer
The only streak you've got going's when you strip for the viewers
This loss'll stick like a grape ball, as I surpass your limits 
Next you'll bring up my gimmicks but I'm still gonna win this 

Momo:
You're the predictable one, since I knew of your gimmick
You know what I'll say next, but will you admit it?
Giving Golden tips, I'll spill the tea let's acknowledge this 
Got the face you deserved, aged worse than your politics
You've been a sexist bigot since your daughter got married 
And since that fluke in part 2, in most fights you've been carried
You cheat everyone from your worst foe to your lover
Maybe peep your bars next time instead of your mother

Jojo:
Yeah I've done stuff I'm not proud of but the fact is
That words are what I used to get out of those patches
I'll spit colder than an air vent, since you don't have Jiro
Can't make it out of this fight, don't try being the hero
And I'm a bigot? I've fought crooked cops since the 30s
While you're a glorified narc afraid to get your hands dirty
I recommend you leave this fight, my win is set in stone
Though you've spoken far more here than in any episode

Momo Vs JoJo - Rap Battle

I write things, this is mostly for my battles though.

Harry Potter Vs Izuku Midoriya - Rap Battle

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