CVGRB - Volume 1

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aLkd_UfQKM2JD-v_WxXARl0dn_zl6DcNMcES694MbYY/edit?usp=sharing - Lyrics + Credits + Karaoke

Dr. Mario Vs Tetris - Classic Video Game Rap Battles

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nigg7NnqKlUyeJ5j8miDMb1E4fBU4YVN0TPSP938No4/edit?usp=sharing - Karaoke, Credits, and Lyrics

Dig Dug Vs Excitebike - CVGRB 24 Hour Rap Battle Challenge

https://docs.google.com/document/d/124rf4RCph4Nc5l9V5qlFVjA3oXCAbSPTJevbHLtqtfk/edit?usp=sharing - Karaoke, Credits, and Lyrics

Next battle: In The Ring

John Madden Vs Chargin Chuck - CVGRB

Another Classic Video Game Rap Battle. This time we're pitting Street Fighter's main fighter, Ryu, against the Bruiser from the Bronx and heavyweight boxing champion, Little Mac!

Light As Ryu/Evil Ryu
Iris As Little Mac
Dani Frias as Doc Louis

Ryu: 
Sorry kid, you must be mistaken, I must have the wrong guy
For I was to beat Scorpion, not for me to beat small-fry
I’ll Shoryuken ‘til you drop dead, tell the Docs to patch you up
So you better leave before I punch apart this Chump
I’m blocking bars, throwing ARMS, dodging all your attempts at harm
You’re only able to box weaklings, but with my fists, I’m wrecking cars
I’ll tear apart this loser, who leaves people who play his game unfulfilled
For a boxer beating a martial artist, you would get yourself killed

Little Mac:
For a student of Gouken, I’d expect you to not walk a road so rocky
You’re a grown out Karate Kid! I’m a modern day Muhammad Ali!
I admit. You’re a cultural icon, leaving opponents seeing stars
But you’re gonna Lose-this once I wrap out my chocolate bars!
It’s ironic Ryu can’t bring a hard hitting punchline
I’m good at taking Mikes, you’re all bark and no bite
It’s V that shows you and your sales have little to no power
But if you want us to be equal, I’d say to throw in the towel

Ryu:
You got me pissed, punk. You better step out of the ring
You’re not original, in landing powerful punches, I’m the king
If we’re giving fair fights, I’d suggest you go to Hibiki
Cause I’ll stomp you flat until your 3D switches back to 2D

Evil Ryu:
This fragile butterfly will feel the sting of Akuma
Bragging isn’t much when you're just a pitiful human
I’ll set my journey to new systems, you’re stuck with older Nintendo platforms
Doesn’t take Blanka for me to bring in a verbal thunderstorm

Little Mac:
Done my training off of the Bronx, I’m used to having a Street Fight
Compared to me, I’m fast and agile, your fighting style ain’t tight
I’ve learned a lot after winning my championship belt
And that’s you losing your master isn’t half the pain that I’ve felt!

Doc Louis:
Let him have it Mac!

Little Mac:
Alright Doc, I’ll show him who’s the boss
I’ll beat this barrel Bonus Level and knock-out this knock-off and Donkey Kong
3 Star Punch! I’ll rewrite Arcade fighting history!
Your Newest Final Challenger left everybody in disbelief!

Written by Rabi
Chiseled by Jay
Beat by 2Deep
Karaoke: https://picosong.com/w6Ngb
Thumbnail by Rabi
Mixed by Light

Huge thanks to all helped make this, including Jay for help with writing, Dani for the cameo, Alex for voicing Little Mac, and Light for voicing Ryu/Evil Ryu and mixing!

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Hint: Blaster Masters

Ryu vs Little Mac - CVGRB

Today, we got two galactic rappers going head-to-head in this new CVGRB. We got the classic trio of Space Invaders and the leader of the Team Starfox, Fox McCloud!

Dani, Krystal, and Kamren as Space Invaders
Michael as Fox

Fox:
A galactic general taking time to dust the dirt from the arcade cabinet
Takin’ aim, my Landmaster could destroy your entire faction
It’s Fox! It’s time to stock and take shots against some intruders
With a fully trained arsenal, doesn’t take an airforce just to shoot ya’
I’ll pop a shot, locked and loaded, split you into thirds
It’s just another day for me to blow up another herd
Attacked in lines, laser power blasts to leave you blurred
So there won’t much left of you when I Flippy you the bird 
I’m a Star, you’re an outcast in people’s memories
The remedy for this treachery is a blast of energy 
So step off before a Star Lord pulls your mother-falcon plug
The gravity I bring is enough to squash these bugs

Space Invader:
Everyone! Pick up your mic and return to five row formation! 
Best Pepper up, furry freak, it's time for your termination
We’re pop culture icons, but the only time that you get played
Is on Final Destination, with the plebs still playing Melee!

Fox:
FIRE! I'll Arwing it shooting lasers at your UFOs
Should've kept the 100-yen coins and made a game that doesn’t blow
My fame is shining like a Krystal, how could you even compete?
This is Fox, returning to base with my mission complete.

Space Invader:
I know you have a big franchise and stuff, but here’s the thing
You took your space setting from us and your gameplay from Pilotwings
You were Argonaut prepared for the Assault from this Space Ace 
So follow your father's example Fox, and be gone with no trace
Get a triple 7 on the slot and fly out of the blue
You should’ve delayed your verse, just like Star Fox 2
Keep your hands off of Andross and concentrate on the mission
Or we’ll neuter this loser ‘til he’s out of commission
Buck-o you aren’t so young anymore, you’re growing some grey hares
Repeating the same game isn’t living up to the heir
Clear from the start, a dictator fox ‘gainst video game heroes?
Check the scores! Space Invaders: 1 and Star Fox Zero!

Beat by 2Deep
Thumbnail by Rabi
Written by Rabi, Mason G, Michael, and Lauren
Mixed by Rabi

Special thanks to Sir Gumball and Lauren for helping me write this, and Dani, Fynn, Kamren for voicing the Space Invaders and Micheal for voicing Fox and helping with writing.

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Hint: Furry Heroes

Fox vs Space Invaders - CVGRB

Back at it with a new battle between the crazed up animal heroes, Sonic and Crash! 

Iris as Crash
Jacob as Sonic

Crash: 
Didn’t mean to Crash the scene, just wanted to splatter this Egg, man!
But it won’t take much to shock a Flash in the pan
Don’t chuckle on the track, or you’ll get hit by my Knuckles
Since you’re best line of defense against my flow is a bubble!
Got so many fakers, which ones are on your team?
The one with the high IQ or the one who’s too edgy?
So let’s cause some Chaos, I’ll snap your Emeralds like Sticks!
You’re used to Tails between your legs if we’re going off your fanfics!

Sonic:
So I traveled from the past to face Bugs Bunny’s orange rat?
You’ve ripped parties and karts from Mario, why not steal the bat?
I’ll Spin Dash this hack of the trend that I started
Only time you really Struck Back was your cameo in Uncharted
I’ll face this lazy mutation in race and split the track
You may have inspired Daxter, but that doesn’t mean you can spit Jak!
Your company’s N. Sane direction got you some bad D-pad controls
Run the reviews, they say that I’m your Dark Souls!

Crash: 
It’s an Adventure for your fans to dig through all your garbage discs
Maybe win the Olympics to show us you can spit quick
Take it classic or modern, I’ll still beat a blue porcupine
You get Boom Bashed by the critics, and I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout your redesign!

Sonic:
Warped out on Wumpa fruit, now everything you have is left in the dust
You need guns and chemicals for you to have a decent boss
You’re hyping your fans up on reboots, so let me tell you the truth
People only give crap ‘bout you only to see Tawna’s b-

Crash:
Your fanbase is full of furries, with fans jerking to their OC’s!
Ratings bombed with Forces and the same goes for your movie!
But it seems you’re used to all of your games flopping hard 
Since that you’re running the track worse than you did in Sonic R!

Sonic:
All of your Skylander friends couldn’t give you a new flow
‘Cause in the rap, games, and brain, it seems You’re Too Slow!
Mr. Cortex’s vortex is what plummets your games and sales charts
You’ve bombed your verses harder than your Nitro Kart!

Beat by Hollywood Legend Beats
Thumbnail by Lauren
Written by Rabi (with some help from Henry and fightmarker)
Mixed by Jacob
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disclaimer: no more schedule lmao

Sonic the Hedgehog Vs Crash Bandicoot - CVGRB

2 months and we're back! Sorry it's taken so long but we're back with the ghost-busting, so-called "Mr. Cheese Wheel," Pac-man! Against the turtle-terminating, plumber in red and blue, Mario!

Dee As Mario
Dani As Pac-man

Lyrics:
Mario:
Over 30 years of the Jumpman, now this cheese wheel wants a slice
So take a bite out of this verse before I knock out your cabinet’s lights
No doubt your games are outdated, while I’m still in my prime
Drop the Power Pellets, son, now it’s Mario Time! (Yahoo!)

Pacman:
I haven’t seen anything this sad ever since the Wii U
I’m leaving you with marks even Charles couldn’t give comic relief to 
Every spinoff that you make shows you like quantity over quality
Can’t find a single good line in your verse; Mario’s Missing shots at me
You can't get a kiss from Peach, my game was made for ladies!
Backstabbing your bro so often, no wonder you’re pushing Daisies
You’re lazy for making fans make your levels, since you know that you suck, man
Keep spitting gibberish, I still don’t give 2 pucks, man!

Mario:
Don’t need a speedrun to see that I’ve topped your scoreboard
Leave you quartered and sore, it’s what Dr. Mario ordered

Pacman:
I’m Crazier than Otto when I come in to spit fire
While you hate Youtubers playin’ your games, call it Super Mario Strikers

Mario:
What gibberish? You can’t spit half as good as my worst games!
And your half-baked game was only good for half a decade
If being a-mazed at mazes is how high you set the bar 
Then your so-called arcade classic could never be up with the Super Stars
Keep it hot, you bombed with newer games, while I’m dropping Bob-ombs
The best thing you can do is inspire the Cheez-its mascot
I’ll keep making games for everyone, you’re just in the bargain bin next to Sonic
Spitting like your fever, getting meaner, don’t need a Wrecking Crew to demolish 

Pacman:
After THAT, I don’t know what’s worse, your CDI or CGI
But both of them stung people's eyes like big ol' pizza pies
You’re World 1 to 1 with your concept, no character, just a name
So by the time you write a good line, your fame would just go down the drain

Written by Rabi, Lauren, and Henry
Mixed by Light
Beat by Kustom
Thumbnail by Lauren

Special thanks to everyone in the production of this!

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Mario Vs Pac-man

Welcome to another Classic Video Game Rap Battle! Today we got the F-Zero hero and Smash allstar, Captain Falcon! Up against the forgotten mascot of Pepsi, Pepsiman!

Light as Captain Falcon
Krystal as Pepsiman

Captain Falcon:
Silver Surfer’s rejected concept is stepping up to me?
Takes only one of my kicks to crush this can-ned mascot for Pepsi
Turning oil to turmoil just wasn’t enough, I guess
You’re the face people associate with “how to not appeal to the press”

Pepsiman:
It ain’t a Snapple fact, with what I crack; twistin’ off Cap’s raps
When below F-Zero only packs attacks for Smash
Makin’ this pigeon to roast chicken, then flip you the bird
Since you’re the only Nintendo game nobody has ever heard

Captain Falcon:
At least I’m known and respected for my appearances in my games
You’ve been forgotten as a meme and replaced with Lebron James
If you’re known off running from vehicles, then I’ve just lowered you
On top with your rivalry, it’s evident red’s over blue

Pepsiman:
Seen better racers out of Big Rigs, no way those were your best flows
Your lazy blows couldn’t explode half as big as Mentos!
I’m toppling markets like bottles, you’re modeled off Dragon King’s droppings
But you should know something about clones, considering all of Blood’s copies
I know your fans are sensitive about their series with no benefits
But taking Mario Kart and adding some steroids ain’t competitive
Your relevance is staggered, it’s clear you lost by a landslide
I’ll leave you in the dust, with the fire ending your franchise

Captain Falcon:
Only appear when you lose so let me tie this loose knot
Those lines make you look you’re on par with Cool Spot
You’re Sanshiro minus getting all the products in a bunch
So what’s a warm Pepsi got against this FALCON, PUUUUNCH!
Bankrupt; You're choosing the wrong bear to poke
It’s sad with all your failed commercials people still would prefer Coke
So get the bloopers out the way and know Nintendo’s kicked your ass
That'll be the only thing you will have in common with Crash

Pepsiman:
But you’ve already crashed and burned on the track
While the fire that I’m spitting makes spam material wack
As I pop a cap in the hunter, being crushed like a Pepsi can
So learn a lesson, you can never mess with PEPSI MAN!!!

Written by Rabi and Dani Frias
Additional help by Mason 
Thumbnail by Dani
Mixed by Rabi

Special thanks to Dani for carrying this battle with writing and everyone else in the production!

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