Snakebite126 as Heracross
https://soundcloud.com/snakebite126
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjK59w9Njzmxp8jjQExU81w

Alex M as Pinsir
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861
https://soundcloud.com/user-138171164
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ

Heracross:
So I’m staring off a pairing of two spikey ass bananas
On a glaring odd, nightmarish body riding on nostalgia
So a careless tot might spare a thought of catching this monstrosity
Who barely slaughters metapods, straight package of ferocity
It’s heracross, telling you that if this fight was my way
I’d be squaring off against someone who wouldn’t bite me sideways
But I’m down to strike a lightweight, it’ll send you flying further
Than you from the metagame after your mega game got murdered

Pinsir:
Sure, my mega got dropped when the series moved past but
At least mine didn’t look like a fucking cereal mascot
Outclassed ‘cross, I’m the OG, backing parties in the first games
Your ass could maybe cash in as the original derp face
You’re bringing up fighting skills like I wouldn’t be cleaning you
Don’t need teeth or pincers, all I have to do is fucking breathe on you
Could bash a tree and mash up the Johto outcasted ass catastrophe
But it’s clear from the arm form and pussy love heart horn this garden bug’s really no match for me
So don’t clash with me, you’re a passive beetle I’m attacking the whole land I sleep on
You’re lacking these two massive pincers backing me that’ll crack up the cold
Exoskeletons of your whole swarm, you’re not defending with one small horn
A bloodbath of heracross, nothing the dex’ll cost, your parts spread across the whole lawn

Heracross:
I’ve got leagues in my dust, I’m a bug stacking conquests (ay)
You’re 1st prize in the bug catching contest
On parties? Please, don’t start on me, you’re tucked in the Safari, geez
Who wants to waste their rocks and bait on a mon that they hardly see

Pinsir:
You’ve won leagues there’s no denying, don’t think you’re a brute though
Cause it won’t be hard to leave you crying, I’ll just step on all two toes
This match isn’t hectic when Ash’s neglected massive reject is trying to act tough
This stag is effective at blacking infestids, the plan I’d suggest is dying or back up
No strength from this moron sucking bulbasaur off is sufficient
To protect him from this dissing when your best move’s always missing
You’ve got moxie and guts but your cockiness? Nuts, antenna in place of my guillotines, bitch
With the pink shiny and the big eyes he’s looking like a stuffed teddy, are you seeing this shit?

Heracross:
Think that you’re big, well if you wanna get violent
Then I’ll shove a speeding triangle shaped fist in your eyelid
Designs a flop, bland and drowned of colour, you’re vikavolt but without the thunder
You’re a thick little bug, with a disfigured mug, should seismic toss and leave you down far under
Cause you’d look better with your head underground, you’d be forever a dead bug around
Called a mould breaker? That’s cool when you take your whole getup from scyther and edit him round
Don’t dare make a sound, your alien cry can’t compare to the nightmares from that whole recital
But I’ll end this sooner by leaving you skewered right in the- do you even have any vitals?

Written by Psytube
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Psytube
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions

Heracross vs Pinsir - Pokémon Rap Battles

Alen as Morshu
Light as Villager
Written by: Alen & ColeTheCole
Mixing & Mastering: Light
Beat Produced by: Kustom
Thumbnail by: Fightmarker

(Intro)

Morshu:
Swords? Shields? Bows? They're yours, my friend. As long as you have enough rubies.

Villager:
PEH! I've got emeralds!

Morshu:
You have What.

(0:14) Morshu:
Squidward walks in my shop; I can't help but think I'll be a victim, 
'Cause his putrid ass makes it look like a hungry Zombie bit him
My ruthless waves of verbal raids will murder any mob or player
Your father left when you were young? Call him a Wandering Trader
Markus started spouting theories so Gates made him take his exit
Microsoft designers be like: “Sorry Notch, we can't give any credit.”
My jokes are classic and timeless, not your quickly dying trends
You wanna suck my balls? They’re yours, my friend.

(0:39) Villager:
PEH! You're fucking ugly; this is from someone that looks fecal
Your raps were so shitty, call that verse The Feces of Evil
I wouldn’t spare a single gemstone on the shit that stocks your shelves
How bout you take your cheap ass rope and go fucking hang yourself
The general public when seeing your games drop: EH, EH, EH, EH
Lending precious emeralds inside of your shitshop? PEH, PEH, PEH, PEH
Players gain better experiences when axing me for my drops
While shitlords farm your garbage memes I'll continue farming my crops

(1:03) Morshu:
I've blown your ass out of the water; you should've expected it
When my mighty bombsack’s twice the size of your tiny testificates
This useless dipshit nitwit can't handle the rhymes I deliver
Perhaps return when you're a little more, mmm.. Quicker
You’re not even gainful when you’re negating
I’d go to the Nether if I wanted good trading
Your only true use is when speedrunners come
To ransack your beds and leave you decaying
Catch me swimming in rubies, to the victor goes the spoils
So suck my Wand of Gamelon and chug down my lamp oil!

(1:27) Villager:
How could any visitor trust the deals you try to incite?
You can’t even manage to get the name of your own jewel right
Should’ve kept it to two lines; now it’s time you’re wiped out
As you make like all of your awful consoles and die out
This contest is pointless, from the first bar that I spat you got your stupid ass handed
Trying to fire shots is fruitless, need I remind you that both your games are non canon
Before I finish, I’ll give you a gift; generosity like this is so rare
Consider it a parting tip, some clippers for your nasty nose hair

(1:51) Morshu:
Fuck off with your stones, you can’t match up to my racks, bitch
All Steve wants from you is your food and a blacksmith

(1:57) Villager:
Beating me in this duel? Heh. You must have been misled.
You look like more of a dumb ass than the top of your fucking head (PEH!)

Morshu vs. Villager. Rap Battle #2

Attack on Titan manga spoilers ahead!

Video dropping hopefully June 5th!

Seth W. as Roy Mustang
Nekomancer as Levi Ackerman

Alanon as Erwin Smith
Ken as Hange Zoe

Beat Produced by: ERMASHOV
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Trakked

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SlDakdc4q63w2wMaBfpt3jUsuk7GIihwSU95neCDlfI/edit?usp=sharing

Roy Mustang vs. Levi Ackerman - #9

Dani as Baldi 
Alex as The Janitor 
Written by Cole               
Cover art by Lauren
Mixed by Light
Beat by Kustom

Baldi (0:15-0:26):
Welcome to my schoolhouse, Janitor, this’ll be a Bash!
Although your illiteracy might make it hard to pass my class
Steal a victory against me? I’m afraid you don’t have the key
So weak, flames from my campfire are enough to leave you beat

The Janitor (0:26-0:38):
Stupid Baldo… Making me mop up your messy flow
I’ll impale this freak with my mop if he wants to trade blows
I’m biscuit ball-ing on this beat, you’re more robotic than Penny
Kick-start having some ideas, or you best skedaddle, Baldi

Baldi (0:41-1:04):
I can’t send ya back to prison, but I can dish out some detention
To this loser who needed MatPat to get anyone’s attention
Step up to me with your glass hip? I’d like to see you try
When you’ve been killed by Kindergartners three different times!
This ain’t a janitor war, I’m not interested in your mop
But I’ll still spill your blood like B-Soda, I’ve got my win on lock!
“Wow! You exist!’ is the highest praise your games receive
Playtime is over, Janitor, and now you’re out of time to leave

The Janitor (1:04-1:28):
Your verse was missing all it’s disses, what is this? Hide and Seek?
Guess that's what I should’ve expected from a game made in 2 weeks
Even with your fog machine, I can see straight through all your lines
Clippy’s defective if he thinks that he’s getting the First Prize 
You’re on tier with shitty flash games, it’s no Riddle, you’re a fad
Next you’ll be saying ‘My verse was ironic! It was meant to be bad!’
Peddling a basic horror game to kids: it’s just shoddy
Once I’m done with ya the dumpster will have one more body

Baldi vs. The Janitor | Rap Battle

This is a matchup I really wanted to do, and earlier in the month I wrote it and it ended up being condensed into a 12-12 bonus battle! Just a little bit of a holder for bigger things to come, so stay tuned!

Thumbnail made by Jade! (Thanks so much! :D)

Written, mixed and voice acted by Alex the Beast

Lyrics:

Rap Battle!
Courage the Cowardly Dog!
VS!
Scooby Doo!
BEGIN!

Courage:
When push comes to shove, I push and I shove
You’re all bark and no bite and do NO THINGS for love
I’ve been on many misadventures and complex scenarios
Your moral’s “Criminal bad and that’s all folks!”
And don’t forget one-note sex jokes
I’m vintage and on fleek with themes that go big or go home!
Seen some wacked out creatures
And by golly, I always beat ‘em
But they were never scarier than your theater features
I mean, come on man! I come from Nowhere
And yet it doesn’t hold a candle to the void when we’re compared
Kids don’t care about you anymore, might I add
Used to be next to Snoopy, now you’re half of the Paw Patrol cast

Scooby Doo:
After that verse, I get why you’re called a Stupid Dog
If you think we’re in Kansas anymore, you’d be wrong
My Scooby Gang took cartoons and broke the mold
Scared dog named Courage? That’s pretty on the nose!
Your program was not quite golden (no, no)
I guess a Wallace and Gromit short filmed stopped that motion
Eustace abuses you, and Muriel isn’t that fantastic
Even your computer can’t help but be a bit sarcastic
Might be a scaredy-cat, but your “bad guys” wouldn’t scare me!
Your gags get more worn out than your shrieks
Been iconic since creation, my legacy’s a deep one
You barely scrape by as a Boomerang re-run

Who won?!
Who's next?!
You decide! 
On the next...
...Rap Battle!!

Courage the Cowardly Dog VS Scooby Doo // Rap Battle

Beat by 2Deep

Vladimyr P. as Sonic.exe
Icer as Misfortune.gb 

Mixed and Written by Icer

Lyrics:

Sonic.exe:
In for round two? Then let’s try this again, shall we?
I’m surprised that you truly want to meet the same fate as Sally
And don’t insult my outdatedness, it seems you’ve failed to recall
That although I’m past my prime you were never seen at all
When I rocked the creepypasta scene, it’s clear that all had lost to me
Your death will be repeatedly looped, like your game’s loss’s theme!
And misfortune, really? You must mean like superstition
Because all that I’ve noticed was my friends’ crucifixion!
So sit down, pesky demon, you’re dealing with a rap god
Walking simulator still beats an RPG Maker mod
Slaughter you like animals when you decide to step to me
I’ll send you back to hell and there will be no round three

Misfortune.gb:
So it’s me again, emerging from the depths of Hell
I’m surprised a false god’s against the Devil himself
I would poke fun at your game’s length, but just go back to dormancy
Because in reality, who would play your game in 2020?
But I’m not surprised your lyrics suck
Writing so bad on the wiki you’re a trollpasta
Rhymes lost in time? Know misfortune has befallen it
Your blows are as barren as my ruins - and just as far away from target
Oh I’m sorry, can’t you wedge through these flows? No?
Then “drowned-out” chase music suggests, you need to learn flow!
So bury yourself alive, since you caused this to happen
Bringing hell upon yourself by walking in the wrong cabin...

Sonic.exe vs Misfortune.gb. Icer's 12-12 Battles #6.

this took way too long to finish but i stopped caring a long time ago
[im not actually back i just wanted to get this released]

underscores as Springtrap
MetaMachine as Big Chungus

Springtrap:
Another phantom’s in the halls, I’ll add him to the Scrap pile
You got no shot against reborn demons when we’re left to rap vile
Two-faced doppelganger hack, skills in rap are what you lack
The illest to break the mould/mold when I’m scorching like the tract
Attemptin' burning, but I'm assurin' a come-back; there's no Bonus Round when I leave a Chung trapped
A hallucination on par with the AC’s lung crap, but no comparison when I tear and lunge that
The ceaseless deceasing Caesar seizes any Looney meme
When I leave the grey hare purple-hued, bruised, creaking at the seams
BC was an ancient, dead shitpost 'till 2019's locks, see
Reddit hopped on unfunny tubby bunnies like their names were Phantom Foxy
And now you're dead in your tracks again, withering in cracks
For you, it seems that they don't… always, come back.

Big Chungus:
Eh, shut up doc! You want a challenger in killing zeal?
You'll do more than spring out when kids are your Achilles heel
Crawl back to your vents before you vent about that weak demeanour
(Eh) And with that fursuit carcass, guess you're the real stinker!
I'm spittin' sick like it's your attraction's blackened mold
You blast 'ta sound clips, wit-less, playin’ camera whack-a-mole
But you love chasing vocals, so just try this on for size
When this’ll be a more crippling flaw than your fursuit’s springing ties
I’m the biggest, coldest chungus plungin’ any opposition
Lunge at grungy runnin’ bunnies in more of a mess than their condition
All it took was five unfriendly ghosts to back up and unfold 'ya
Submit to your own sin, Afton!
...That oughta hold ya!

dont replace the m in mexico with s

This ones been in production hell for a while, mainly due to the ambitious-ish-ness of it and Leo being busy, so I doubt it'll live up to how long it took but I hope you enjoy it anyway.

TheAngryMidget as Sirenhead
https://soundcloud.com/user-929645029
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl99n3oXwkxV1ijjHemhqEA

garbageGothic as Hello Kitty
https://soundcloud.com/garbagegothic/garbagegothic-rap-reel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6xKuXreh5vcAyU2OoKnh_w

Sirenhead:
I’m matched against a household pet? There must be other choices
I could end her with frequencies even higher than her voice is
Used to be a hit selling, Kitty, but your appeal’s since mellowed, Kitty
Nowadays the reaction plays out more like “hellooo...kitty?”
An old kiddy cartoon, made to produce more
Products for our youth’s parents to get used more
Not a little girl though, don’t wanna buy hair combs
I wander the dark woods, you wander the shoe store
(Yeah) With your constant telling me to buy toys (ooh)
You’re obnoxious, the worst kind of white noise (ay)
Double cracking, kid, what mouth you rapping with
Match getting graphic when I rip this nagging-
Hello Kitty:
Henderson’s SCP with an asterisk is squaring up?
Reckons he’ll mess with me and leave me worse than his scary mug? (huh?)
If Skin, Bones and Sirens wants to downplay my hype then
How do you think your clout climbed then? I heard you playing my advertisements
Missing without a trace?
That’ll happen when I get out my claws and I rip out your- mouths?
Seems Traffic Conehead’s in a stalk out
For every creepypasta he can rip his lore out
Your whole gimmick proves who’s weaker
I’d be more threatened by a bluetooth speaker
I’m chilling on planes and i’m killing the game
While you’ll be proud if you do two weeks (yuh!)

I'mJustBrendan, Jose Films, Snakebite126, FightMarker, Rabi and Dani Frias as Additional Voices

Mixing and Cover Art by Rabi
https://soundcloud.com/amazingrabi
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCETrcEp4evrBX5v6H5DgDFA

Beat by Ear 2 Tha Beat

Writing by Psytube

Demo if anyone cares
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1VZbg_EmHMG0TJ1XoNMoOjW8VjVxrZYoh/view?usp=sharing

Siren Head vs Hello Kitty - Psytube Rap Battle Bonus

Snakebite126 as Gengar
Alex the Beast as Enderman

Gengar:
Everyone’s favourite pokémon enters in your ring
Rapping against the guy who made deserts more boring?
As a seasoned poltergeist, I could have you out cold on the floor in a second
I’d take a door and I’d break your jaw but it looks like you saved me the effort
I’m Gengar, all the kids are scared of me, let’s take a look at this long armed skinny thing
Man used to be a bigshot enemy till kids turned his ass to a mob farm guinea pig
No prank could compare to this mockery, what’s this fucker even gonna do, chuck a block at me
I’m the power making people cower at the doorstep of the tower while you can’t even stand still properly

Enderman:
It’s cute that baby’s first ghost wants to call me second rate
I’d feel bad crippling you more, you already lost Levitate
Aww, you’re the ace of Agatha? I’m the ace of a fucking dragon bruh
Should go back to your birthday party haunted house when you’re facing this massacre ravager
I'm teleporting when I'm in my Haunting watch all players scream when they see me
While this scrambled egg wants to diss on my game when his scariest squad is called fucking Team Meanies
So don’t think you’ll beat me, ooh, I’m lord of the desert so yeah I’m more than effective at beating Haunter With Legs up
The thought of a trainer ever having fought with your setup, I’d have abandoned you too if I saw those defences
I’m actually better through patches, it’s terror that all Gamefreak did to you’s trash out your mega
So crack from the pressure or come at me with your Gigantamax form looking half in the Nether
I stack up against ya and it’s not just height, put moving around forks against a real pro’s fright
I’ll wipe that grin off your face and there is no escaping, how could you miss with those eyes

Gengar:
Can’t think of decent material when we clash, Ender?
I haven’t seen you this stumped since your smash render
All that glitchy teleporting for a 50% lame drop?
The only End you lead me to is switching the fucking game off
(Fast Rap)
This little freak bag wants to be more than a cheap gag?
Even those arms couldn’t reach that
Flee fast, you had no direction in that rap
Expected better from a glorified Satnav
Don’t need a lizard eye to see who’s winning
I mean just look at this B class villain
Spawn in the hundreds and sold out as plushes
My guy’s basically The End’s Minions

Enderman:
There’s simply no match when I’m up against this desperate dead blob
I’d drop you low as your Pokkén tier if I could get past bedrock
‘Bout time I end this fight and this pathetic sight leave you more withered than your shiny when I strike
Gonna send your ass back to the tower and- oh endermites (he gets slashed in half by steve it makes more sense with the video)

Written by Psytube
Mixed by Dani Frias
Cover Art by Rabi
Beat by Anywaywell

Enderman vs Gengar - Psytube Rap Battles

Alex the Beast as Machamp
Dani Frias as Galarian Farfetch'd

Machamp:
My opponent’s a lowlife alola- galarian?
Smoke it with no fists, my toe tip could bury him
Pokemon’s GOAT, leaving foes without any limbs
Won’t waste my focus on no vegetarian

Farfetch’d:
Sure, keep insulting me like I’m the weak fighter
Only thing you’re good at breaking’s mirrors, Meat Spider
But if you’re gonna just continue laughing when we brawl
Well, then we’ll see who’s the gag when I evolve
Sirfetch’d:
I’ll strike at this tacky undeveloped sore sissy
With his gigantamax form looking like a gormiti 
Looks to me like you missed boxing 101, so I’d better state
Strapping a geodude to your back doesn’t make you heavyweight
Heh, at this point, Frankenstein should just pack up
With that mug, not even my beak could match up
Don’t wanna get intense cause this feud is petty
I’ll put down my sword and I’ll give you a wedgie

Machamp:
So Flour Power wants to say he’s improved
He just turned into the bad ending of playing with food (ha!)
Face with the ride me eyes, lay down your dying hype
Flimsy and weak, a disgrace to the fighting type
Basically Flying, why you in the first place?
Close to my level? You belong in a bird cage
This joke in the game’s shot at smoking my fame?
Want the answer? You got it in your own fucking name
I’m peak performance, your leek’s your offence
So maybe think twice before you beef enormous
Muscles I’m rocking that make my foes shudder, stunned
Sport Bird’ll wish he accepted the other guns
Squirt you’re a runner up, look at you all huddled up
Ready up a thunder punch, decimate this rubber duck
Coming in to rumble with an onion and some puffing up
Living example of how to speedrun a couple punctured lungs
This is a wild tourney, can you touch me in this state?
I’ve seen more agile birdies on a fucking dinner plate
While I don’t hesitate to leave a foe bleeding grim
There’s a reason I’m the ace in your own region’s gym

Sirfetch’d:
You’ve got no bars when dissing me, quit the bitch fit
Thought your no guard ability meant you didn’t miss hits
I’m the example? Well that just drives me up the wall
If you were a role model there’d be steroids in lunchables
Ooh, bud you stand lesser, not even my ancestor
Bring out all four of ‘em, I’ve seen Hitmonlee throw hands better
500 punches per sec? That’s blowing my mind
Cause last time I checked, your attack’s lower than mine (ay)
I flow in my lines like the flow in my mind when I strike with precision and leave you a sad sight
You flail your punches and fail to touch this, your fighting position’s more fit for a slap fight
It’s a slight stretch to act like Registeel 
Maybe I’ll use your body as my next veggie shield
So you’d better yield, it was a good game though
But it didn’t take a flying move to leave this gym teacher K.O.’ed

Written by Psytube
Mixed by Dani Frias
Cover Art by Rabi
Beat by Marsad Men

Machamp vs Galarian Farfetch'd - Pokémon Rap Battle

What's up fellas I shat out a new pokemabattle, probably the stupidest battle I've ever made but I hope you enjoy it.

Snakebite126 as Kecleon
https://soundcloud.com/snakebite126
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjK59w9Njzmxp8jjQExU81w

FyxFyn as Cramorant
https://soundcloud.com/krystalmeth02
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCd8bI_pgbfo3X3AzQe-f_cQ

Kecleon:
Makes me wonder just what the standards are
Facing against an obnoxious mallard
With a face looking like he’s got brain damage and
Laced his fishies with toxic grasses
So Baby Bib might wanna duck out
When he’s facing this iconic tongue mouth
Yeah, You can call me a single loose wire
Cause I’m taking this whole Swanna cuck down (ha)
Funny how the hype for Sword and Shield
All soared downhill after your reveal
You started off decent and grabbing that clout
Then did all you’re good for and spat it back out
I mean look at those stats, who’s ever gonna wanna train him?
Got a defence smaller than his brain is
But go ahead, do your part
If you haven’t already forgotten who you are

Cramorant:
(Yawn) You’re finally done huh?
Thank God, you dragged on more than than your tongue does
But if Rango wants to wrangle with his body all frail
Then I’ll tear his lizard ass limb from lollipop tail (ayy)
I’m smashing down foes in one hit you’re
The biggest fear of all shoplifters
Forgotten by players over the years
Call me your stripe cause I don’t disappear
What the flipper am I fighting for
When I’m rapping against this hiding bore?
You were introduced as a useless loser
And barely changed like your shiny form
Tail to the eyes, this face isn’t missable
Graceful and fly, I’m basically Mythical
Scaleface Guy is the pastiest visual
Gamefreak was right when they made him invisible
Swallow some trash right down, slosh it around my mouth
Pour some toxic waste down to my gullet
Spit it back up and then piss on that stuff
And your ass’d blend in without changing colours

Kecleon:
Got a slew of strats to show you real fright
Heh, what can you do, steal fries?
Ooh, I’m immune to the bird shit you throw at me
Don’t even have to turn to steel type
Ay, when you step up to slaughter the GOAT
Pikachu’s not the only thing caught in your throat
Cause when pitting our stats, raps or anything you
End up sticking out more than your wings do
See who you’re battling you feeble embarrassment
Known from Hoenn to Mystery Dungeon travelling
Ugliest spec in the stream that you paddle in
Stuffed in the dex, that’s why we call you cram-orant
If I catch you hovering around with your bat wings
Better get worried cause it’ll go south quick
You’ll be getting worse than a pound, no this fat thing’s
Seeing more shit than the fish in his mouth is

Cramorant:
I’m bored of you, let’s cut this schmuck
Should gorge on you, might shut you up
Thought I’d go crazy from lines so lazy?
Guess I’m colourblind cause this guy don’t phase me
Might’ve felt bad for taking your win but
You’re used to replacements, just gaze at Greninja
Looks like I came out on top of this battle son
Wiped you out like I chopped down the Amazon

Written by Psytube

Mixed by Light
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv40Azz3spGbl38LIF7uKqg

Thumbnail by ColeDaCole
https://soundcloud.com/coledacole
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX5IhFQBpSbyzLn47EElaJA

Beat by Anywaywell

Cramorant vs Kecleon - Pokémon Rap Battle

I do rap battles

If you wanna voice act, my discord is Psytube #9721
or ask me in my comments.