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Rat Cat knows the par of the course
He burrows down to the core of the Earth
Rat Cat comes up smelling of roses
Rat Cat knows where the garden hose is

Rat Cat looks very smart in his suit
He’ll never tell you that he can’t compute
Rat Cat is up to date on his Eastenders
He knows the password to your encoded messages

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Rat Cat’s on the Guinness Zero
Rat Cat knows the way to Amarillo
Rat Cat puts his money where his mouth is
He doesn’t agree with owning loads of houses

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Rat Cat separates and washes his recycling
Can tell the difference between inciting violence and excitement
Rat Cat is an active listener
Rat Cat shares petitions that he believes in

Rat Cat’s socialist aware of ingrained bias
His echo chamber and privilaged compliance
Rat Cat knows that we’re all lied to
Rat Cat puts on playlists to fall asleep and cry to

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R. A. T. C. A. T.

DAN COOPER