I wrote this song for a Reddit user called wuponator, who was sharing what they'd like to see in pictures of a person's room on a hypothetical room-pictures-only dating app.

It is the thirteenth of (potentially) many songs that I intend to write out of interesting Reddit comments or posts :)

Here's the lyrics and chords.

The original comment can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/978331/if_there_was_a_dating_app_where_you_could_only/e466nt4/

CAPO 1
CHORDS WHOLE WAY THROUGH: Dmin7 Am7 A# C

Oh baby, I was givin' up
I thought that everybody on this app was clean
But when I saw those stinky socks
In your photo, hanging off your TV screen

Well I knew you were the one
I bet you never clean your oven
I bet the trash gets taken out just once a month

And when you wake up from your sleep
And you throw off all those sheets
I bet you blow around heavy cloud of dust

Cause I want a girl who will never make her bed
Because my boudoir is not a museum
Nobody's gonna take no pictures of it

Turn your bed down and you're gonna turn me off
Let the pillows fall out of their sacks
Let it be a mess girl, and just kick back    
Lay down on this pile of sheets and duvets, take a break, and baby just relax

A Dating App With Pictures Of A Person's Room, What Would You Look For In A Match? By /u/wuponator

Dan Hough