I wrote this song for a Reddit user called TheOrangeTickler, who was sharing the worst customer experience they'd ever had workingin retail.

It is the twenty-seventh of (potentially) many songs that I intend to write out of interesting Reddit comments or posts :)

Here's the lyrics and chords.

          A                             D
I'm gonna tell you all about the time a hero saved my life, he walked in
A                         
To the store I'm working at, at seven twenty-five PM he didn't
Have a cape or underwear over his clothes he wore a
Tank top that was way too big and was over-exposed

   D                           A
He stood behind a customer who just wanted to fight
And when she tried to shout at me he stepped out of the line and said

A 
Calm the fuck down lady and wait your turn
Calm the fuck down lady and wait your turn
Calm the fuck down lady and wait your turn

D                       A
Nine words to live your life by

What was the worst customer experience you’ve ever had, working in retail? by /u/TheOrangeTickler

Dan Hough