Curtain Call Reordered

B-Lo Lorbes as Shang Tsung
Pearl Vox as Tsumugi Shirogane
LimJJ as Byakuya Togami
RNG as Gundham Tanaka
Rosenthal as Nagito Komaeda
Acemusic as Junko Enoshima
JustGamer as Dark Raiden
Beat produced by Epistra
Written by Trakked, AshleyMagica, Acemusic and KajikaSong
Additional help by PowerPoint Rap Battles and Walk
Mixed by Jordy
Art by SkydivingQuagga and TomPuffs
Thumbnail by TomPuffs

Battle:

Shang Tsung: (0:23)
(laughter) Pleasure to have your acquaintance, miss.
The name is Shang, and I'll spare no trouble to vanquish this.
Do not test my patience. I've many waiting to see a fight,
And see demise with their own eyes ; so, what will it be tonight?
Your soul couldn't feed me, please! You're a weakling creature that thinks she brings
All the things to be a good TV series on DVD and for the kids to stream
But you see, they bleed for a meaningless reason. I've faced DC and I'm a fiendish beast.
That story was deeper than V3s scenes. You should have no need for Kiibo's screen to deceive.
(Agh) You're utterly worthless and running a circus to show off your freaks
You could not possibly hurt this, my tournament's purpose is to kill off all of the weak
No, I do not want you to speak (agh), lest you wish to be Kondemned to the Damned
If competence is what you seek, then I suggest you leave your friends in my hands.

Tsumugi Shirogane: (1:10)
Uh.. Can you make this quick? You're wasting our class's time
You're not a culprit, and you're certainly no mastermind
You convince yourself that you've done much worse than the blackeneds' crimes
I'll put it blunt just like Kokichi… that's a lie.
Like him, you’re conniving, I’m sure you could find a placement
In our roster, but your ratings are used to Annihilation 
You want to take my soul? Well, I'm not your games, I won't buy it
Mortal Kombat and it's Guests; That's a REAL Deadly Alliance
To make yourself look younger, you’re stealing souls, you’re a fake ‘cause
I could easily achieve that with just a layer of makeup
You know your life’s a lie, it doesn’t matter how you fight it
In the end, they took your story and decided to completely rewrite it

Gundham costume:
A demon past his prime… My malice surpasses you!

Nagito costume:
You’re just a stepping stone for all of the villains after you…

Byakuya costume:
Done licking Shao’s boots? You can’t possibly be stopping this.

Junko costume:
You want some tips for trickery? Tune in to Danganronpa, bitch! 

Shang Tsung:
Cease, Shirogane, before you doom your bloodline.
It seems I speak too late, for you confuse it with your love life
From cospox to plot holes, your writing had a slow demise
Thus you’ll suffer another crushing, now your soul is mine!
(*laughter*)
You speak with the Keeper of Time; I'll beat and rewind your demise to remind you you're weak and you'll find 
that my peak is divine, you may seem to be fine but you reek of the lies that your series defined
You can tell by your eyes; your disguises are see-through
You're the ultimate cosplayer, but nobody wants to be you.
Perhaps I have a potion that could make your mind less clouded
You gave your life to the game but can’t afford to live without it

Raiden:
May the Elder Gods have mercy as you take your final breath
For I won’t be so forgiving; There are fates worse than death.

Tsumugi Shirogane:
All your needless ceaseless reboots show your writers deserve punishment
They crammed in titans and timelines and decided to run with it
The outside world is watching you, but they don’t seem to care
So I’ll give them what they want and end your story in despair
There is no hope for you, just like with all the others
‘Cause I’m only adding to the countless defeats that you’ve suffered
So own up to the execution that’s born from your ambition
Your win… your reality.. they were always.. fiction.



Shang Tsung vs Tsumugi Shirogane - Rap Cypher #41

TaigaTonic as Polybius
Dilly Scott as Porygon
Beat produced by MIDES
Written by Trakked, Dilly Scott and 3ple
Additional help by Shimario and Jpegdogs
Mixed by Jordy
Art by TomPuffs
Thumbnail by TomPuffs

Battle:

Polybius: (0:21)
Before you start to fight me, I would advise
Don't look directly in the screen because I'll blind you with lights (uh)
I use strings of code bigger than you when I load
If you Convert into my cyberspace, your mind will be fried
Drop a quarter in, see the phenomenon they're talking 'bout
An innovative game that makes the bank and draws the crowds
You couldn't block me out, even if you tried 
Want to go back in your Pokeball? That's not an option now. 
I'd talk about your looks, with your cubic features
But you'd fit right in with your new releases
You don’t have purpose and you shoot your beams cuz
You're only flashy when you're inducing seizures
The players catch Zs when you're on the screen
Cuz this automaton has been obsolete 
You once had a use… but that's not the case now
You can't go in orbit… but I'll leave you spaced out.

Porygon: (1:04)
I ain’t sparing no change to a made up coin op-eration
To conclude your story a hoax I just go travel through data 
You think you're shady, man? Game consists of random shapes and crazy graphs
Dragged you out the room ‘cause arcades knew you wouldn’t make ‘em crap
Causing fatalities like it's MK Ultra..
But on the PlayStation store they tell me nobody played ONCE
Some people were dedicated to find ya
Then fans of your story went from datamining to seeing dated writing
Your legend makes my head spin
And the men in black suits must’ve deleted your senses
They paid off the feds since, and your casualties were written off as accidents
So now I’m damaging this cabinet
Gone without a Trace, you’re a fad of the past
Went up in smoke like you left for ‘em like Ash’s dad
You’re so forgettable to the people that played ya
So if you wiped their memories, it wouldn’t really change much

Polybius: (1:47)
You're low-res: a dream of fame for you is hopeless
Everything you spat sounded Pory-phoned in
You're made to break and I am losing patience.
If you see your win, it's a hallucination.

Porygon: (1:57)
So many Secrets and Lies that all the agents devised 
To keep you inside the minds of all the players
You’re beaming lights in their eyes and it leads to their demise
You try to see into mine, I’ll make your brain hurt
I cannot be copy/pasted, yet you're copping my flow
I've seen more addictive gameplay from Pokemon GO
Try to send me your subliminal messages, I’ll escape em
This battle is over because Polybius fainted

Polybius:
Pika hit some missiles with electric flow
Then they had to seize your episode because of seizure episodes
The anime banned you, but it wasn't your fault
Now I'm not the only one that's getting locked in a vault.


Porygon vs Polybius - Rap Cypher #42

Jordy as The Judge
ENNWAY as Misfortune.gb
Beat produced by HERA
Written by Trakked, Syphonstick
Mixed by ENNWAY
Art by BMB
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:

Judge:
No other being resides here as I sit in silence and ponder my thoughts
But now you’ve arrived. You’ve had the chance to advance but alas, I'll be turning you OFF. (turning you OFF)
So full of hot air and arrogance; your schemes will come to an end when it’s me that you’re faring with
I shall sit staring for now, because soon I’ll be burning this god. (burning this god)
I haven’t introduced myself. I am The Judge of your sins, so let us begin
You abysmal scum, they’re infinite, your only life goal’s causing death on a whim
You’re not of flesh and blood, you’re a spectre; an amalgamation made from games you’ve stolen from
Or you may be a figment of my imagination, one rupture and this omen’s stunned.


Misfortune.gb:
I’m not a ghost, you’re mistaken. I exist within the fabric of reality.
I came here to play with you, Pablo. Do you wish to challenge me?
Well, let’s play a game, shall we? I’ll begin by listing off all of your fallacies;
You wish to have a match with me? Your judgement’s black and white, like what the Batter sees.
Watch your tongue, ‘cause your flow is abhorrent; so stiff and rigid, I would figure it was rigor Mortis
Don’t pick a fight with an imp, you’ll be floored when I scorch you and turn your family into corpses
This cat can speak, but he’s wasting his breath; I’m a worse threat than Japeth, for you and your lost passion
You’re so insistent in chasing your death; if you want to see your brother again, choose the WRONG cabin… (hehehe…)

Judge:
What is your motive, acquaintance? If you wish to cause me pain, then
You seem to be sorely mistaken. You’re so complacent inside of your game and
You’re not quite skilled in the art of violent confrontation; a mistake, that you chose to face me 
You claim that you pull the strings, but you’re a puppet yourself; isn’t that right, Casey?
My abilities are multifaceted; anyone who’s ever played you found you by accident
Once you gave a riddle to the players to answer, they tossed you back into the trash again.
Your feeble existence will come to an end; perhaps it’d be best if they would all forget you
A shell of yourself that is sent in from Hell; hence nothing remains, except for regrets, too.

Misfortune.gb: 
Lost all your valor ‘cause Valerie died; became so sad, threw your pal to the side
He grabbed his bat, then went to attack, you tried to scratch, but then he demolished you
Best watch your back ‘fore misfortune befalls you, you were replaced by a man in a costume
The player forgot you and Batter offed you for speaking in riddles for half of the time
(hehehe) You’re so incompetent, honestly, this game was over before it began
You sat back and watched a man from God crumble your world to sand
Your struggles were for naught, my friend, so watch as I draw near
No need for your judgment now. I am God here.


The Judge vs Misfortune.gb - Rap Cypher #43

Titanium1208 as Harvey Birdman
Chaotic Rap Battles as Captain Falcon
Beat produced by marvin's creation and GlitchDude
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Jordy
Art by TreToonz
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:

Harvey Birdman:
It's.. Harvey Birdman, and I'll enter this race
A bounty hunter from space? I think I WON'T take the case!
I'm powered by the sun, you think your flames could hurt me?
Then prepare to feel the power of attorney! 
They call it F Zero 'cuz they give Zero F's
Like Nintendo, I'm forgetting any fame you had left
There's no defending you, or need to find a witness
Cuz the only writing you do is copyright infringement!
You're the type of guy to go to a victim and tell them to stop resisting
Then beat 'em up and lock 'em in prison,
So no, the law is not above these crooked cops in our system
If you think you're seeing freedom, I'm guessing that visor's blocking your vision
Your series manages to go in all the wrong directions
There is no question on whether you got the diss that I sent ya
Better call up your colleagues, you're gonna need Avenging
You're far behind, so use your time and try to catch up

Captain Falcon:
There are two types of rappers on this beat:
The ones who fail at every turn and crash and burn, and me
I suggest you retreat; everybody knows I’m packing a punch
I’ll get Birdgirl and take her to FALCON LUNCH!! 
(Haha!) You’re better off throwing this match
‘Cuz I’m the only one between us who has ever rode a track
I’m getting first place in every race, I can’t lose
While you’re ending up getting your crest taken from you (YES!)
With the way you’re treating Peanut, you must be allergic
With every case you make, you turn the courtroom to a circus
I come back from explosions, bitch, you know you couldn’t hurt this
You couldn’t host with Space Ghost, even he knows that you’re worthless
I’d say show me your moves, but we both know that you would crack under the pressure
I’m able to kick ass because I’m simply better
You’re a shitty lawyer, and the evidence is damning
So shoot your rays at me, I think that I could use some tanning (Ha!)

Harvey Birdman:
Say, Captain, 
How do you explain the dangers that they keep the other racers trapped in?
A violation of safety is what your track is
You participate in races that most often end in deadly crashes!
This case is closed; now, remember for the future;
You’re not exactly setting the best example for viewers
You’ve been found guilty of being a massive failure
Tried to fly from justice, now this Falcon is a jailbird

Captain Falcon:
(C'mon!) You can't take jabs at me, I know your life is broken
This.. case may be closed, but your.. marriage is open
From your wife to your boss, you don’t really have that much more to lose
I have another Blue Falcon that they love more than you!
Fast to make accusations, but we both know I'm quicker
The only bar exam you've taken's when you drown yourself in liquor 
I'll hit you like another bus; break all your vertebrae 
That’s just what Harvey gets for messing with a bird of prey



Captain Falcon vs Harvey Birdman - Rap Cypher #44

Rosenthal as Skin Taker
TomPuffs, AshleyMagica, LimJJ, Egomanic, Trakked and Jordy as Chanting Pirates
Trakked as Clock Man
Beat produced by ToneJonez and GlitchDude
Written by Trakked and AshleyMagica
Additional help by Leo Barqui, Cole and Everon
Special thanks to Eddiefrb
Mixed by GlitchDude
Art by TomPuffs
Thumbnail by TomPuffs

Battle:

Skin Taker:
Ye should have stayed lost, chap. Then ye wouldn't have to rap me.
I'd hardly regard ye as legend, take one more step closer and I shall have at thee!
Went after a girl for losing red shoes, but yers will match hers when yer spitting up blood
Yer legend couldn’t bounce back like a Bungie cord, so like yer forums, I be bringing The Flood
This corpulent wizard is tortured by sin; I shan't be surprised if ye force into kids 
Both ye and Horace Horrible are akin, so make yer way out 'fore I've torn in yer skin
I’ll do ye a favour by slowin’ your tickin’ and showin’ ye what I define as violent
Ye wonder why me jaw be rockin’? ‘Tis all the better to grind your hide with!
This mad bloke is laughable; add ‘em to my mass of hats and coats, fashion ye half a robe
Now yer about ‘ta be next to be enterin’ in me fantastical Candle Cove fashion show
I get the job done with me skellyton crew, and ye shall be next for your skin I shall shred
This con be makin’ the constellations so try ta’ weave some bars instead (AHAHAHA)



Clock Man:
Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock…
You’re entering into my land, I can only assume that your ship's lost
You dare treat a wizard with this disrespect? I simply came here to hip hop
And yes, my short may have been lost, while you were abandoned by Kris Straub!
So grind my skin? Eye for eye, bitch. Traumatize kids, while your tale’s just trite and tyke shit
After this lazybones took flight, his shite ship only took off through another kind of pirate
I spy with my looking glass, a crooked man with a crooked stature
With a crooked past in a crooked land, I can clearly see he's a crooked rapper
You must be on your voyage tryna be findin’ your plot: I will take you on a trip whether you like it or not
You bore me with your stories, saying you've a frightening lot; for listenin-g, I simply don't have enough time on the clock
You're such an abysmal thing; it won't take much time for you to rot with the rest
You thought you'd be safe from your punishment, but the wizard does not forget (he does NOT forget)

Skin Taker:
Yer shanty couldn't shiver me timbers or even shake me bones
Now ye have a ticket to meet with Davy Jones!
Yer nose could pierce me flesh if I had it, I'll rip it off yer face!
Then swab the deck with yer body and make ye walk the plank! (YAH!)
YE HEAR THAT, MEN?! This wizard be taking the children at night! 
We shall all show 'em a sight to remember, we'll burn 'em to embers and fill 'em with fright! (YAH!)
Like Milo, yer end is met in the Cove tonight.
Come forth, and enter me maw. (whisper) Ye have to go inside. 

Clock Man:
I sit and watch as you fall apart with your wretched screams
It only makes sense you put those above the age of ten to sleep
It's Mr. Kadabra to you, you fiend! Pick you like Poppy did, leaving you axed off
You're the weakest one in the crew, you've big glass eyes and a bigger glass jaw!
I make all the trees and the houses around me, you pillage the villages, killing the innocents
And as a pirate, you lusted for violence, I simply do this because it is my privilege
For all of men and children you have murdered, this rap is their vengeance
For I'm the next bearded man to teach you a valuable lesson


Clock Man vs Skin Taker - Rap Cypher #45

MidgeCat as Mr. Widemouth
Grasman as The Webkinz Killer
Beat produced by Zyller Beats
Written by Trakked
Additional help by M&Mattie
Mixed by Jordy
Art by VibingLeaf
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:

Mr. Widemouth:
I’m so excited, I just found a new friend!
When you play with Mr. Widemouth, the fun never ends!
So, stand in the corner, close your eyes and don’t peek
Cuz you’re disguising your identity like hide and go seek
But if the people found out your secret they’d go and lock you up
Execute, electrocute you and that’s really not so fun
We all have our secrets, but your rumor is an awful one
Spread around the classroom like bodies after you shot your gun
I'm better than any Webkin that you have ever seen 
Cuz I make any pet look like garbage right next to me
So jump off the balcony; come and let me snap your wings
You won't go splat if you imagine there’s a trampoline…

Webkinz Killer:
Welcome to my office, but wait, you’re not a Webkin
After this lesson, I’ll still be giving you a present
Must have gotten ill from all of the sick kids you’re hurtin’
So don’t worry; I have a permanent cure for this vermin
With a smile that wide, I’m guessing you’re here for the dentist
Best get ready for your checkup, this’ll only take a second
I reckon I should rev up the engine for your beheading
So remember, it isn’t just medicine that I’m dispensing!
The kids and I are not your friends,
You got defeated by a child that had some common sense
Whenever the parents come you’re hiding under all the beds, looking like a bobblehead
My office could use some color, so watch me paint the walls with red

Mr. Widemouth:
Ooh, we playing pretend? Then let me be the doctor now!
Your site has a virus and it’s time for me to stomp him out
I don’t even need an apple to keep the doc from my house
If I cut your head off you would still run your mouth!
I’m loved by everyone; the kids were terrified of you
They heard about your murders then the devs went and retired you
I promise you’ll be safe.. Let me take you to a better space..
Close your eyes and you’ll be resting in my special place…

Webkinz Killer:
How about you stop luring the kids into your basement?
No one wants to play with you, but you try to be too persuasive
You’re making me lose my patience; I’m willing to lose this patient
You will find I’m violent, I’m prescribing euthanasia 
So I’ll burn up this Furby like I murdered Mrs. Birdy
Imagine all you want, bitch, your words could never hurt me!
I’ll be sure to leave a sight that any child would remember
I’ll have you severed; now you’ll play the quiet game forever




Mr. Widemouth vs The Webkinz Killer - Rap Cypher #46

Eric the Audible as Waldo
Gridline Rap Battles as Agent 47
Beat produced by MIDES
Written by Trakked and Worms
Mixed by Jordy
Art by Rytchiee and SkydivingQuagga
Thumbnail by Worms

Battle:

Waldo: (0:10)
Hey, I'm glad you found me, but now you're ‘bout to regret it
I’m bout to set a new record, wrap your mission up in seconds
So get ready for a lesson, I ain’t favoring crooks
But if you wanna learn to hide, then take a page from my book
Wearin’ them red and white stripes cuz I'm the flyest dude
I got this on and I don’t even need a tie and suit
That dome is shining, they can see through your disguises, too
IOI needs to head back into the writer’s room (yuh)
You’re tryna get your Wood to Burn
But your handler’s abandoned you at every single turn
Yeah, me and Diana, man, we're sharing a bed
Cuz the amount of game you got is like the hairs on your head
(Oh) Five fathers, but no love, you’re from a test tube
Man, you were built for everybody to forget you
I might go back in hiding when it's time for your rapping
So make like your title and stay Silent, Assassin
 
Agent 47: (0:57)
Don't be alarmed. I'm here to finish business.
I'd appreciate it if you would quit your resistance. 
Sit and listen; I’ve got lines for this eyesore,
With rhymes so divine that you’ll find they’re to die for.
So why don't I pour you a drink?
Your confusion’s understood; this happens more than you think.
Let’s have a toast. Let the moment be adorned with a clink
You'll fall down on the ground. It happens more than you think.
It’s circumstantial how I dress, you keep your outfit on forever.
Needless to say, your clothes don’t depend on the weather.
I wouldn’t be against painting more red on your sweater,
And you will never forget that I’m wearing both your colors better.

Waldo: (1:22)
Don't dog my fit; I'll take your job real quick with my famed garb
I don’t need a costume to stay under the radar
You think your sins are forgiven because you pray hard?
Your next mission should be living behind jail bars
Put down the fiber wire, we both know that you choked
So put on that clown costume ‘cuz all I see is a joke (damn!)
It seems Tobias couldn't Riep what he sowed
Hold your ducky tight and make like Grey’s head and explode

Agent 47: (1:43)
Your files are the only book with your name that I've opened. 
Your brother hates you and you don’t know how to cope with it.
You're hopeless and moping and your relationships are broken
But I'll be sure to give your girlfriends my condolences.
We both travel the globe, but I make a visible difference. 
If you visited my home you would be dealt with in minutes.
There wouldn't be a single witness since my target’s alone with me.
I have yet to break my cover since this nobody’s noticed me.
I toppled Providence and it appeared to be happenstance
I'll be bashing your glasses and make it look like an accident
So be glad that this happened; send your goodbyes in a letter
Because I just found a way to make you disappear forever.


Waldo vs Agent 47 - Rap Cypher #47

Leo Barqui as Grand Dad
Trakked as MARIO ROM
TTS as Message Box
Beat produced by Diamond Style
Written by Trakked, Syphonstick, AshleyMagica and M&Mattie
Mixed by Jordy
Art by Dboy
Thumbnail by TomPuffs

Battle:

Grand Dad:
You better listen cuz Grand Dad is bout to spit it
I smash these fads and hacks so bad I get their shit delisted
We both know that you ain’t ready, so dull, but tryna be edgy
I’ll gobble a creepypasta, hope she made lotsa spaghetti! (OHH!)
Want me to find you? How ‘bout I Yabba Dabba Don’t?
Imma barge into your castle, grab this asshole by the throat
You’re a menace to the kingdom, I can see why they can’t stand ya
I’ll stomp him like a Goomba and I’m feeling so Grand, uh
Nobody gave a single shit about that crappypasta game
Cryptic text and awful frames, you damn ROM hacks are all the same
Got high-quality raps for days, bitch, I keep the heads boppin’
They call me a Flintstone cuz me and Peach keep the bed rockin’

Message Box:
Ever since you entered this battle you signed your fate.
You hit the box Fortran, now there’s no more sign to fly away
There’s no way out of here. You’re stuck in my place now.
You're taking the selfish way out.

MARIO:
This is my world that you're stepping in
I'm glad you had your fun in all your ten seconds of relevance
Designers so lazy that they ripped off a TV show’s game
I guess they did bring gaming back into the stone age!
I’ll splatter you across your shitty barren levels 
And then I’ll turn a played-out Vinesauce meme into some marinara 
You disgust me. You can’t win this scenario.
Who tore apart this bootleg? It’s-a me, MARIO!

Grand Dad:
Don’t you think you’ve caused enough trouble, you sleazy bastard?
You just speedran your defeat, now I’mma beat you even faster
My bootleg’s better made than you, your shtick is corrupt
The only point of advice I’d give is to shut the hell up!
You yap on and on about your crimes but I don’t give a shit
You’ve been falling off since autoscroll pushed you over the edge of the cliff
Failed like your ARG, and it wasn’t surprising, too
Players made like your victim cuz none of em had eyes on you

MARIO:
You’re ancient history, you can’t accept your time is through
You were King for a Day but now everybody despises you
So not a single person will care when I bash your head
There’s nothing you can do to change my mind about what happens next.

Message Box:
Victim #2. Another bloodied, mangled corpse.
Hand marks found across the body without a traceable source.
Skull fragments found around the ground with a club lying next to him.
No one’s left to love him. No friends or even next of kin.


7 GRAND DAD vs MARIO ROM - Rap Cypher #48

Lew Kreerdun as Burger King
M!CAH as Donkey Kong
Beat produced by Boshgie
Written by Trakked
Additional help from QuickDissa
Mixed by Jordy
Video edited by JustGamer

Battle:

Burger King:
There's no animals allowed in this place
Better not run your mouth or you'll be ground into paste
Bananas are ass my boy, you got poor taste
You want a flame grilled whoopin'? Have it your way
Bitch. I'll take your girl Candy and hurt her
Mix her up into a sludge like our Impossible Burgers
And you want some fries with that for an additional fee?
Shit, I'd burn you and your jungle up and do it for free
So grab your bongos and try to keep up 
You ain't a Kong, bro, you got a weak punch
Suck on deez nuts; this freak takes last
Grill this bitch with chicken; that's a DK Wrap
Your plots are thin like a BK wrapper 
You're only good for some pre-k laughter
You got a tie but got nothing on underneath
Brother doesn't need to cover cuz there's nothing to see

Donkey Kong:
It’s DK ‘gainst a fraud sole heir
Think you’re big shit but Kong don’t care
With flows so clean, got no need to expand, bruh
Rang up Dairy Queen and she tallied me banana
I'll get my boxing gloves and rock this schmuck
And you know that it's all because you're offering that awful lunch
You’re not an option for me when I’m feeling hungry
So make like the Kremlins, get the FUCK out of my Country
Can’t catch up to me; I’m too groovy
Put you in a barrel.. and make a dude smoothie!
I’ll Jungle Beat a fucker if he thinks that he’ll be hittin’ me
They call me a Donkey ‘cause I’m carrying this industry
This fraud is thinkin’.. women belong in the kitchen
Me and Diddy had your shit, that cook belongs in a prison
We went Kong on the building, put your wallet through some deep pain
You're a dick, King, and I served you like DK

Burger King:
…what? What the hell does that even mean?

(*two seconds of silence*)

Donkey Kong:
Mmmm. Banana.



Donkey Kong vs Burger King - Rap Cypher? #49

Trakked as Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv
Lexi M as Smile Dog
Beat produced by Mezulari, bachotag
Written by Trakked, Jpegdogs and M&Mattie
Additional help from Syphonstick
Mixed by Jordy
Art by Syroquise
Thumbnail by Worms

Battle:

Mereana (0:23):
I. See. You. 
Across from my screen.
You are a lost cause. 
I am not what I seem.
I am Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv. 
If you attempt to drag me to Hell, you will get scorched.
You are a parasite that’s looking for the next poor
Person to enter your message and get you to export.
Spread the word? No, I don’t intend to.
Let it be clear that my intention is to end you.
Despite your better efforts, you have failed to frighten me.
I believe this pet should be kept on a tighter leash.
Lend your eyes to me, so I may see.
No, I will not take lies from a jpg. 
Down, dog. It is time for you to rest. 
When I am finished, there will be nothing left. 

Smile Dog (1:09):
Incoming message, check it and pay attention
Copyright or not, this battle ends with your suspension
I heard the word was spreadin’ and was sent to this pathetic
Mess whose scare method is staring for around 20 seconds (agh)
I’m in your head; better believe that I get deep
I’m in RGB screens and your REM sleep
Shallow eyes; witness as I take a bite
But instead of a chunk, I’ll be taking over your mind
All bark, all bite, and inside your computer
It's.. Benjamin Bennett vs Canine Freddy Krueger
Keep staring, pussy, I’ll be having you scream soon
You can close your eyes but you’ll see me in your dreams, too…


Mereana (1:44):
You made a mistake. Keep your words to yourself.
Or else.. I’ll light a flame and see you burning in Hell.
You are below me. You will end soon.
You want to be remembered, but they’ll forget you.
You try to break my mind, but I am far beyond your comprehension,
For I could split your hoax apart in seconds.
Yes, you try to beckon me, but no pleading can stop me.
Youtube Headquarters will find your severed, bleeding body.

Smile Dog (2:07):
There is nothing that can save you.
Meet your fucking MovieMaker, you faker, I will break you.
I’ll delete this freak directly off the web with ease
You can’t pray for mercy as I DRAG YOU DOWN TO HELL WITH ME
(*beat change*) (2:19)
Smile Dog (Demonic):
DOG IS YOUR GOD NOW; THERE IS NO ESCAPE
OFFING THIS FRAUD; LEAVE HIM STABBED ON A STAKE
YOU’RE CONTORTING YOUR FACE AND YOU LOOK LIKE A LUNATIC
MR KUBRICK STARE WILL END WITH HIS COMPUTER BRICKED
OH BYRON, YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED SILENT
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN USEFUL BUT YOU CHOSE TO DIE INSTEAD
NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON THAT KNEW YOU IS CRYING
NOR THOSE AT YOUTUBE HQ WHEN THEY FIND YOUR HEAD


Smile Dog vs Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv - Rap Cypher #50

LEECHY! as MATHRUS
Yukigloom as Missing.no
Beat produced by Zyller Beats
Written by Trakked
Additional help from Danii and KajikaSong
Mixed by Jordy
Art by GL
Thumbnail by Trakked, TomPuffs

Battle:

MATHRUS:
Enter MATHRUS. You don't want to see me in your stadium.
I don't need to move an inch and soon after the game is done.
Everywhere I go I leave a trail of blood,
So after I'm done, your trainer ain't gonna be able to scrape you up
Ended the cheapie war, it’s this bird type I’m assaulting
Blast the power on your block, now this tetromino’s falling
The difference between us is that I tower, you're cowering
While you're crashing the console, I'm taking down the power grid

Missing.no:
(*missingno cry*) I don't know what I expected.
That was- that was- that was- that was not very effective.
L-l-let this be a lesson, not to mess with your elders
You c-c-can't fend against this, it'd be b-b-best to surrender

C-c-c-c-cuz I don't need to [mess with your] structure to make your head hurt

I spit hot like it's Cinnabar, thi-think you'll be getting far?
Thi-this dragon tier can't burn me cuz I [burn] [hot like it's Cinnabar]
Worm into my systems and you'll find yourself rewritten (re-rewritten)
Then I'll rid him from existence. 

MATHRUS:
What is a missing number to MATHRUS? Turn all your bits and glitches to ashes
The reason you exist is just an accident, glitch a couple fights and then you be crashing it
And the way I'm hitting this isn't passive, you couldn't outlast a couple of my matches
Gonna have you thrown back into the trash bin, burn all your shit, cuz bitch, I'm a dragon (YUH)
GameFreak took a page from you; they duplicate every game and they say it's new
You're corrupting saves, I'm breaking computers; I'll erase ‘till there's no longer a trace of you
You're not a challenge to me. You're just a graphical hack on my screen.
So I’ll be having you fading to black and I’ll scatter your assets right back in the sea

Missing.no:
They think you're a hoax, wo-wow, that must really suck
Threw you under the bus, Lik-like Mew under the truck
No-no-no one gives a fuck, you-you just don't have appeal
Cuz [The difference between us is that] I'm actually real.
E-e-e-e-erase your graphics, have ya change to static, imma-imma-imma be the one to slay this dragon
T-t-try an attack and I’ll phase right past it, A-a-a-all that you have is flashing and static, and that’s it
P-p-put this MUGEN monster in my pocket
(*glitchy laughter*) Your first loss is cuz I caught ya. (*snap*) Gotcha.


MATHRUS vs Missing.no - Rap Cypher #51

SimplyRazzy as Bloody Painter
ToonyLoony as Bloody Mary
Beat produced by ENNWAY
Written by Trakked and ToonyLoony
Mixed by Jordy
Art by Rosenthal
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:

Bloody Painter:
(Shhh..) Keep it quiet while I'm painting..
I keep the doors locked; now you're not escaping..
If she’s looking for a victim, I got nothing to offer her
Painting bloody little bodies, I’m Bob Ross the Slaughterer
So watch as I slash the beat, make this battle my masterpiece
I heard that you're an urban legend but you're sad to see
Spread around the campfire by some asshole teens 
But you're not scaring anybody with those tattered sheets
Beauty’s in the eye of the beholder, Bloody Mary,
And you sure fell from grace as you got older, Bloody Mary
Anyone who tests me ends up with the others buried
You will be no different; let's feel you get colder, Bloody Mary.

Bloody Mary:
A lesser being’s summoned me, and thus I have appeared.
Now succumb to your distress, because I am your greatest fear
Say I faded, but this starving artist barely got his start at all
Unlike your only friend, your fame wouldn’t have far to fall.
There is no greater symbol of arrogance
Than a man who chops and buries his therapist just because he couldn’t bear with it.
Just a disappointment to your parents
So you hide behind your guise like a mask; life isn’t fair, is it?
They wanted a daughter but couldn't get it
So it seems their prayers were answered with this pussy instead
I’ll show a deviant artist an original he can credit 
When I put a pen down and paint his mirror with his head.

Bloody Painter:
Haven't bathed in centuries; it's not a surprise how
Looking at you makes me wanna scratch my eyes out
Chop you to pieces ‘til all that you see’s red
I'm not just drawing blood so, off with the queen’s head!
You can't do shit, bitch, I’m breaking the mirror
And I'll be making new paintings with all the babies that fear her
Hang you upside-down, soon after it's lights out
Try and run all you want but your fate's coming nearer

Bloody Mary:
What happened to your threat of leaving me dead with the rest?
Like your tale, what you say is sketchy at best
You couldn't draw attention even with all of your victims’ bodies
Because you’re next to the thousand other Jeff the Killer copies
FALL UPON YOUR KNEES AND REPENT
AND HAIL MARY! YOUR DAYS OF STALKING WOMEN ARE SPENT
ALL THIS NEEDLESS BLOOD YOU SPILL WASTED ON AN UNFULFILLED LIFE
Your brain will paint your skull with your potential, like a still-life.



Bloody Painter vs Bloody Mary - Rap Cypher #52


GamingPlush64 as Mr. Bear
Snakebite126 as Sammy Lawrence
Beat produced by DumbChild
Written by Trakked
Additional help from Shimario
Mixed by Jordy
Art by Syphonstick and TomPuffs
Thumbnail by TomPuffs

Battle:

Mr. Bear:
Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. My name's Mr. Bear.
You're on the air, so there's no need to be scared
I can see you need some release from that awful machine
So go and call the number on the bottom of the screen
Or you could write a letter… I think that'd be better.
Follow the address and leave it right inside my cellar.
I bet you don't remember the last time you've had a friend
So when this comes to an end, you can stay with me forever.

Sammy Lawrence: as
Shhh… rest your head, little sheep
For the time has arrived for your teacher to speak
You fell off the air ‘cause you fell in too deep
Whether alive or dead, soon you shall be asleep
You're tasteless, like Soup and Spoon with no bacon
And your heart is as dark as your basement
So face it. Praise be, and we shall receive
His blessings, my friend, it is time to believe…

Mr. Bear:
You want to be a foe cuz you don't know love
I'll crush this motherfucker up with 100 fuzzy hugs
While you count your sheep, I see to it that you have sweet dreams
Stab you with a pen because I wanna watch the ink bleed…
This composer lost his composure, he's aimless
Used to be an icon for entertainment 
Now you're so one-note no matter how you frame it,
So I'll cut you up with scissors cuz I'm feeling pretty dangerous
I've talked with the fallen angel.
False prophets shall not assault the faithful
And you crawl your way through all confrontation that faces you
You're just another pawn to break through so
I think it's time to silence this. I'll have you crying inside of my fire pit
I'll light it, now you're dying like a bitch
You were reliant on a glimpse of light, just like the kids
‘Til the demon showed you violence cuz you were riding on his dick

Sammy Lawrence:
You can’t kill what is sanctified
Your sins have piled up in your painful life
No praying can save you from my savior’s bite
You want to Paint With Your Soul but you're wasting my time
You're wasted potential. 
You could have been great, but Satan even thinks you've gone soft
Face the music, great retribution
Shall fall upon the follower of a false god
You had luck with your public broadcast 
‘Til the viewers learned the true nature of this fraud fast
You conned the kids to visit, giving them your contact
So I'll rid you from this prison at long last
You've had your fun, but now it's time to stay in silence
I'd take you to a greater plane, but you weren't invited
Not a single soul will enter your place again
Now.. Can I get an amen?


Mr. Bear vs Sammy Lawrence - Rap Cypher #53

Egomanic as People Playground
Acemusic as Saki Sanobashi
Beat produced by Hollywood Legend Productions
Written by Trakked, M&Mattie, AshleyMagica and Acemusic
Mixed by Jordy
Art by Grasman and Jpegdogs
Thumbnail by TomPuffs

Battle:

People Playground:
I’ve spawned in, now it seems we got a problem
A toddler’s creepypasta,  I see a hoax, I drop ‘em
Oh, I’m so scared of this deep web anime!
I bet hyper-realistic blood’s gonna be flowing down her face! (AY!)
It's so sad, to have your life ended that soon
All because you're trapped inside a bathroom from the Backrooms
You couldn’t Faraday in my facility, you’d mope and get crushed
But if you still think we’re equal then I’mma Go For A Punch

Saki Sanobashi:
Stay away from me, please. I do not wish to fight.
I don’t know why you’re angry, but I need you out my sight.
Your massacres are mindless; they erase the weight of death
I wished to stay in silence, yet you chose to waste your breath
No escape. All I can do is lie and wait
Sincerely hoping neither one of us will die today.
There is no hope.
If you wish to drag me into this needless conflict then you are at the end of your rope.

People Playground:
Yeah, your friend was slammin’ her head in the floor with all of her stamina
Then she left a hell of a mess for the janitor
Living that tragic life in the room you’re trapped inside
You end up with no loved ones:  “HAPPY FUCKING VALENTINE’S”

Saki Sanobashi:
The skies inside my mind are grayer than your skin is.
They only buy you ‘cause they wish to play this victim.
A cycle of death and rebirth through your visage;
Because of players sticking in a million syringes!

People Playground:
This one of your debates? Girl, you couldn’t be hurting me
With so many nerds and dweebs spreading fake info purposely
Yea, your story’s full of shit, both you and your fans should try a bath
I guess both you and my players bring out their inner psychopaths!
You left your viewers hanging, but they ain’t the ones in danger (*choking sfx*)
This story’s in people’s heads, but it sure isn’t a banger (*gunshot*)
So congrats! You just wasted my time, I ain’t just flaming the mic, (*fire sfx*)
But I’mma nuke this like your server, I’m done facing your lies (*nuke sfx*)

Saki Sanobashi:
How terrible…
You are the subject of horrible circumstances and murders, but you deserve it.
So terrible…
Just like your Gorses, you’ll be deformed and contorted until you burn in eternum! 
Get this through your head; with everything you’re subjected to, 
You’re just a simple pawn, yet you think they’re resurrecting you?
We are born to suffer. Though, you must have it backwards
Forever remember; you’re not deserving of my last words.


Saki Sanobashi vs People Playground - Rap Cypher #54

Cole as The Batter
Swizkii as Brad Armstrong
Beat produced by Theskybeats
Written by Trakked, Cole and Buckethead
Additional help from Buckethead
Mixed by Jordy
Art by CyanCoat
Thumbnail by TomPuffs

Battle:

The Batter (0:30):
My introduction needs no more clarification.
This track is in need of immediate purification.
You’re akin to the spectres I’ve vanquished, so learn your place and
Succumb to my holy fire and die in your isolation
Your soul has been corrupted, I've been sent to purify ya
So keep your freaks away, ‘cause I prefer to work in silence 
You cannot let go of your trauma, so here’s your reminder
Lisa is buried and serves her purpose as fertilizer.
Taste my holy wrath, and soon you shall be burning. 
You were right when you wanted a wife but said you don't deserve it.
The women went out in a flash, the same with your dreams of third base.
Can’t escape from your purpose when you don’t have one in the first place.
I change the world for the better, you’ve no excuse
I break the chains of vacants, you can’t break the cycle of abuse
When taking the blame for your friends, Columbo beat you to no end
‘Cause you went and dropped the ball and your baby atop her head.
Raised your daughter with your friends, then it ended up bloody
I'm hitting home runs, you couldn't make a home for Buddy
I shall be your instructor with something you should be taught at last:
The bottom of the bottle will not bring your daughter back.

Brad Armstrong (1:30):
You can't understand the pain that I’ve felt.
Your family dies, the only one to blame is yourself
I didn't want to see other people go through abuse
So I taught children to protect themselves against the men like you.
My mission's to protect Buddy at any cost,
Your mission's to kill your son ‘cause your love for him is lost.
Now you have nothing left to give.
You've been dead since the beginning; this is the day that I live.
Through your actions, the good in your life was thrown away. 
You don't take care of your baby, you don't know his name. 
I sheltered Buddy, yes, but at least she and I were safe
Because of you, Hugo never saw the light of day.
Created to be a father, but you ended up as worthless
You showed it in your verse, dragging on as long as Nern does
Your threats are empty, like the zones you're leaving stuck behind.
So come at me, you bitch, I'd like to see you fucking try.

The Batter (2:18):
Pop some Joy, you worthless junkie, maybe find the balls to fight me 
Or you could keep on whining and make like The Judge and bite me
This balding man is nothing; the guardians were no match for me
You’d only be sweet when turned to sugar in the factory
You have a tough shell, but on the inside you're pathetic. 
All you wanted was a hug from Buddy, but you couldn't get it. 
She hates you, Brad. That is why she purged your life. 
I'll turn this battle OFF. Adversary purified.

Brad Armstrong (2:42):
You took everything for granted, you emotionless freak
Never questioning your actions only shows that you're weak 
You needed Add-Ons to beat the ghosts and erase 'em
While I don't need a bat or even arms to bash your face in
They see you as a monster as you walk throughout the zones.
No matter what you try to do, you'll always be alone.
Destroyed your life in every step. Heh, welcome to the party, bud.
You managed to be an even worse father than Marty was.


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