So glad you carried this out this is a banger

Not sure if this'll get a video (leaning more on the it will but yea). Wanted to redeem my boy Vegeta writing wise.

Shadow Zel as Zuko
Dani Frias as Vegeta

Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Written by: Dani Frias
Additional Writing Help by: MetaMachine
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Trakked

Lyrics:

Zuko:
Call up Iroh in this bitch, bouta spill the tea
Don’t think that you just got the pitch, you’re not killing me
They really sent me out here fighting ‘gainst a slave who’s very fragile
Prepare to take this L, dude, you lose in every battle
Guess it’s time I put you down, burn you and then take the crown
Your planet probs a nation my tribe took down
A whole clown, set in stone that you can’t bare lines
Just a side dish, and I ain’t lovin’ that McDonald’s hairline
I’m rockin’ prince titles before you, your situation's clear
Get yourself beat up then you’re comin’ back like "Hello, Vegeta's here"
Be scared when we appear, I don't take foes kindly
You're 5'3, so I'll just stomp on you and win with this timely

Vegeta:
Hey, edgy boy, you should relax, you’re just a Nick show
You’ll probably start dabbing or something, I know how this goes
I've trained for this but you're dancing with Aang and think you're savage
Sit ya ass down, you left your training arc all to a dragon
I spit facts and my show rocks scars better than you
So keep that ponytail, 'cause this side dish is rockin' menus
Bitch, you only got decent in the last season 
Imma just finish you off to spare your sad breathin'

Zuko:
What’s a mere Prince to a Fire Lord, think you're taking down my horde?
My guards will take you on and then go torture you til I am bored
I’d pipe your girl but Yamcha did it for me
I got honor, you're just punching your son 'til he's down and snoring
This vegetable can't cook up nothin', no room for his pick up
But go ahead and keep dragging this til the fish jumps

Vegeta:
I'll destroy your shit with a galick gun, don’t think I’ll let that slip aside 
You built like a Ying and Yang symbol so it’s no wonder you can’t pick a side
Keep mentioning Bulma, I'll show you hell's gates. From there, you're crossing it
All tough from someone who was bowing when caught talking shit
Zuko got no bars in Ba Sing Se
Take the dub to Ozai, in the end, you still bring shame
You're clowned by every team you're in, and gave Iroh some poor housing
How many L's does Zuko got? Over 9000
And now you're bouta take another 'cuz of my company
You lost tryna step up to the Prince. And that's rough, buddy

Happy birthday Meta!!

Zuko vs. Vegeta - #12

Space princesses who rebel against galactic empires aboard iconic spaceships.

BrookeMorganVA as Rosalina
garbageGothic as Princess Leia 
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Luma
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Additional writing help by the SIR Rap Battles Crew
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell

This battle is kinda long, so here's the doc for the lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-U-ZhmTb9-bu0wAzAt2FZTbvjhwh6XwxmA1dOE-GPU/edit?usp=sharing

Rosalina vs Leia. SIR Rap Battles (ft. BrookeMorganVA and garbageGothic)

RNG as Hanzo Shimada
RaccoonBroVA as Claude von Riegan

Malina Rose as Edelgard von Hrsevelg

Beat Produced by: Black Rose
Written by: Dani Frias
Additional Writing Help by: MetaMachine and Legengo
Mixed by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Hanzo:
This battle's started, and I'll be the one who's striking
You're first on my list and you won't be the last not to my liking
Going down when I'm rhyming, a school kid will not topple me
Your game won't change when out the equation; simple geometry

Claude:
Woah there, pineapple head. You can't be that rude
When the arms you shoot your arrows with look like a public bathroom
That's crude, with a broken bow, I still draw high
While with your powers, you're still the worst archer since Hawkeye

Hanzo:
What's a dragon to a deer? Let's just make the battle clear
Must be baffling my ears, you are at another tier
You got a whole neckbeard, best know your niche
Killed one guy then went "racism’s no more",
Bitch, you should dip from this midconvo like my name is Ingrid
Chess became a dating sim and now we got this inbred
Instead, I'll just shoot you ‘til your clan dies out
I'm climbing walls, so come take this for an upside down
Confessed your love to your teacher then you walked off
You should make like her and not talk
Put my voice by Jackie Chan, yours is a Twitch streamer
The same one that'd look at my montages for hits cleaner

Claude:
There's a difference between me and you in houses
I'm running one and you're just a poster so Trump bounces, that sounds shit
A street gang can't compare to that blood of royalty
So I'll joyfully kick your ass if you dare try to soil me, yup
You'll need more healing than your brother, if I'll be honest
The one you "killed" then turned into a Best Buy product
And now I got em and you on sight, I'm bouta take some bodies
And having you burn in hell like you're Hanzo….Hasashi, oh
Half your roster's bitches Lorenz simps over
You rock a DPS but that's some BS that you odor
Take this burn and cry about your honor, I'm in my element
And I've seen better aim out of a Minecraft Skeleton

Hanzo:
At least my game rocks anime sword fighters
You needed waifus in order to get yours higher
Eating up this track and the dragons will eat you now
Like ryūu ga waga teki wo kurau

Claude:
Kinda funny that you think that you'd be skewing me
Played by toxic players then you took an arrow to the-

Edelgard:
No, we're not doing that

Claude:
Ugh, alright
Just another thief that I'll banish after a long wait
While getting dropped for Widowmaker, that's what I call fate

Hanzo vs. Claude

Hermann Rorschach - AdamDRB
Alan Turing - Tony Rigatoni

Mixing and Mastering - Glitchdude

Art - Ray

Thumbnail - Fightmarker

Writers:
Ethan
AdamDRB
Davestridsr 
HHH3
Sculpture
Dilly

Additional Help:
JustGamer


Hermann Rorschach Verse 1:
Ich male dir ein bild, to find the most skilled 
Focus, and you’ll notice, that I drop the Net Neutrality 

I don't test intellect, but find what lacks in normality.
And with such a spotty past, it seems you’re a perfect match for me

Humans project feelings onto things they can’t understand 
Like you commit your feelings to a failed affair with another man 

You're who Klex will clean next, like Kleenex, with disdain
I’ve made my mark on the fabric of history, I’ll wipe this stain


Alan Turing Verse 1:
Keep watch on man’s mind, as your name fades from relevance
Art’s an expression, yes, but your face remains expressionless 

You’ll be russian back home again, where your peers see
Not even Swiss Cheese has as many holes as your theory

A pattern forms here, you can't shape up, and it's evident
Your thieved idea? Less psychology, more so morphogenesis

Not convinced by your lies, since you conspire with pseudo-science
So don't test me, after all, yours is rubbish, don't deny this


Hermann Rorschach Verse 2:
I’m not the true faker, here, do you need a reminder?
I work in two majors, while you just get with the minors 

And digging yourself deeper, with a man 20 years under
A scientist should find that age is more than a number

Alan Turing Verse 2:
You can't compare a key job to your little ink blots
Does this bitty shrink snob pass my test? I'd think not

If you wanna keep on bugging me, it's official
Without question, it’s simple: your intelligence is artificial

 
Hermann Rorschach Verse 3:
Let’s talk about your theory, we all have different thinking
But the flaws are clear, see, cause while our minds change,

It's ironic, don't you say, cuz I have an ink-ling 
All thoughts on you were the same, when you came out as gay (ha!)

Your logic is chronic, the value you hold is null and sullied when
This outcast of a coder couldn't even handle the Boolean

It’s black and White, you’re corrupt, died a depressive nuisance 
Funny, it took a bad apple to leave you like code, executed


Alan Turing Verse 3:
Forcing your failure to your own subjects with
Proven delusions, correct, your test is truly “projective”

To think you’ll out-write me in this draw’s just senseless
When your job’s made from being clumsy with paper and pen, left

Defenseless, I meant it, with your inflammation, expected
That the only firewalls you lay down are in your appendix

I'll leave your ciphers cracked, Hermann, and it’s determined
Again, I’ll put war with the Germans to a firm end 

Alan Turing vs Hermann Rorschach - Discord Rap Battles

The authors of unknown and incomprehensible horrors face off in a rap battle.

JustGamer as Junji Ito
Tony Rigatoni as H. P. Lovecraft (video)
RaccoonBroVA as H. P. Lovecraft (audio)
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan. Oofie, MaviKartal2003
Additional writing help by Cri, WDRB and M&Matt 
Research done by MaviKartal2003
Edited by Oofie and Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Beatg33kz
Cover art by KCToons

Junji Ito (0:15):
Ito’s flow gets dough you didn't know
So I’ll hit you with unseen horrors
Walk through my rap mountain and be a tourist
You made the mold, now like Amigara, I’mma leave it broken!
Notice, how an inspiration
Like my own set of manga collection
Able to beat your whole sheet of mythical beasts
With classics like Uzamaki and Tomie! 
Yeah sure, later on you had an impact
But from your early life, you were in fact
Never able to sustain yourself
Until you died, dust stayed on your shelves
For Lovecraft’s entire life, he was far too poor and sickly
Many games came from his work, but Howard couldn’t keep his HP

H. P. Lovecraft (0:44):
From even the greatest of horrors irony is seldom absent.
The lines recited were hypocrisy when even YOU look up to me!
Horrors were actually scary back when
I was in charge, and not this sick man’s discharge
But now the OG H.P. is back in 
Can’t stand up to me even with legs on fish, sharks!
I crafted a genre, shocked readers for ages
Instilling dismay when they’re flipping the pages
A shame, you lent your work to Kojima’s game
Then it all went to shit and it left fans outrageous 
I summon ocean flow that crashes down harder than Cthulhu
whereas you flopped even harder than the anime horror collection’s debut!
Lovecraft’s the horror god! Show you this roarer’s thoughts
This wit doesn’t miss, forging the motherfuckin’ Necronomicon
Fostering these flocks of hellspawn
The juggernaut of fear, undermine whatever you have drawn
Writing talent that just can’t be likened
Make like your finale and storm out here frightened 
Dental technician but you pack no bite
Ito’s got a kickin’ from this hallow’s fright!

Junji Ito (1:28):
Those fillers in your rap made it drier than City of Pillars
But judging from my manga Shiver, they’ll call me a serial killer
You went from the Nameless City 
To the readers going: “Name less shit, please!”
With those mythos, you couldn’t spit flow
Your films were a shitshow, it shows!
Can’t keep up the pace, of course you’re a race-ist
Who couldn’t give needs to his family for days, and
You only cursed the paper writing on it
While HP still haunts paper across the nation!
That tumour had left you for dead (Ah!)
Gyo is filled up with dread! (Ah!)
The cats have all become my friends (Aw!)
But with your cat’s name: enough said! (Ah...)

H. P. Lovecraft (1:57):
How can your little Inside Story cast a Shadow Over the Titan of Horror? 
When every story in your inventory's simply body gore porn? (Eugh…)
I got pitted against a peculiar lonely fanatic of cats
Who’s eaten from so much of my work: call you Junji Itadakimasu!
A Beast In The Cave and a beast on the beat
Shan’t need The Alchemist to Love-craft your defeat
Junji’s just jealous that he can’t compete
When I’ve got whole subgenres named after me
Seen better Uzumakis from Naruto, so what makes you think you’re superior?
But now I end this rap battle as the Cthulhu to this inferior!

Junji Ito vs H.P. Lovecraft. SIR Rap Battles (ft. JustGamer & RaccoonBroVA)

9-10-21, THE RECKONING

Ken as Mae Borowski
garbageGothic as Max Caulfield

Aaron was here, tiny balls

Beat Produced by: hala-X
Written by: Danii
Additional Writing Help by: Legengo
Mixed by: Danii
Thumbnail by: Trakked

Lyrics:

Mae:
Jeez, I thought I was done with schools being a circus
But here’s High School Musical with lesbian fanservice
thinkin’ that she’ll earn this? I think it’s best that Doctor Who should hide
Effing up all the time for your precious bestie who was your whole plot and still died
Been swamped with guilt ever since Kate Marsh
Your lips could be normal and we wouldn’t be in the same park
I knocked down a cult and stopped the flow of body piles
While it took you a whole week to find the full case of a Kyle
“But I saved my friend’s dad, so that must stop the drama”
Congrats, dude, your turned Chloe to Hector Salamanca
You’re a mess, Max, I’ll just walk back home without this excess
You would walk back home and be notified of more death threats
Or was that a promo?
How could you throw rhymes at me if you’re too pussy even for me to go submit your own photo
Know I rock it solo and I’m steppin’ up to bat
to make a rat go silent that we’d have to name wack Ruby and Max

Max:
Yeah, I don’t think I’m one on fighting back
But felines spitting these lines against Mad Max ain’t where it at
You’d be dead from the weather if anything
But now I’m on this track, I think I’m gonna rap
Guess you ain’t havin’ good therapy from what you got, Mae
Your team’s a theater kid, a redditor and a goth, Mae
All who you speedran disappointing from what you’re on, Mae
Maybe asking Selmers would fix poetry so sloppy
The closest that you were to me was in your dreams
Your Night in the Woods needed your ass saved by Germ, yeesh
Shouldn’t you be asking for a refund ‘bout your classes?
‘Stead you’re here getting your ass handed by Max, bitch

Mae:
Didn’t think you’d keep debate, these are just uneven rates
Eatin’ pizza with my mates, you’re just stuck in Pizzagate
While you’re friendzoning Warren, know that I ain’t playin’ nice
But you’re not a shock, and I got electrocuted twice
Your MMD lookin’ animation just makes me sad
That verse was embarrassing, can’t warn Alyssa for that
Kiss on my whole effing ass, wondering on why you’re lonely
Saying “oh crap, I just beat the game by being nosy”
No, not nosebleed, so you can stay in time
But abusive Aunt Mall Cop won’t bust in to say your lines
Ooh, I get turnt at the parties that you can’t go to
Your tear fest could make another storm come out and choke you
So you can go ahead, spill the beans if you don’t slip on it 
Just a social outcast who stay thinkin’ that she still got it

Max:
This dark-mode Zootopia still thinks that she’s a game changer?
But she can’t be that important if she’s a bass player
Nightmare Eyes can’t see this L, how she think this endin’ well
Your building with Gregg had you back on the floor and ringin’ bells
Character so 2-D, no wonder just shapes are blossoming
With a game so trash, they had to name your city Possum Springs
Rhymes Garbo but without the Malloy
Your petty crimes won’t come in time when it’s the track I destroy
Not even employed, Chloe’s already gave a pet fatalities
Don’t need to waste time playing BoJack Horseman for kids with confused sexualities
Call this you playing sports, you’re gonna tank
Scoring home-runs with Andy but saying “ooh, you are screwed”
Your budget for a sequel would’ve paid back Frank
‘til your creator had to be the real version of the Dark Room
Too soon? I can’t be losing to furry Prescott
Who’s next spot’s either E621 or the damn litter box
Seems you’re out of time, didn’t think the matchup fit you
So best you run away, but don’t let the cliff come hit you

Mae Borowski vs. Max Caulfield

Hi everyone! Welcome to the 15th episode of AORB! Today we got one of the most infamous games for the NES, Action 52, going against the popular bootleg known from Vinesauce, 7 Grand Dad. Who'll win and who's less terrible? Neither, they both suck, but you still decide!


Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gkBc-qlON1AffrwjEIH65yrImbZh8bLXAigJjhokv7w/edit?usp=drivesdk


Action 52 - Snakebite126
https://youtube.com/c/Snakebite126


7 Grand Dad - RaccoonBroVA
https://youtube.com/channel/UCwjuwTup_Bgt6MtRg410UzQ


Written by Derpiest Game Blast
https://youtube.com/channel/UC8n8Q_QLH8dvZnsyjo3bxGA


Writing help done by

PixelChris
https://youtube.com/c/PixelChris

https://youtube.com/channel/UCwxGda5HWeJgb6pB2MqoUTw

King Ducky
https://youtube.com/channel/UCSLP7ULRt1BEN6q20BE82ow


Chiseled by Dani Frias
https://youtube.com/channel/UC1NU_TJWrmJbGAyVtPu-Hdw


Audio mixed by GlitchDude


Sorry for the re-upload, the battle had audio mixing issues at first so this battle now has a better mix!

Action 52 vs 7 Grand Dad - Acting Out Rap Battles

This the remix. Fingers crossed that the video comes out Halloween. No promises.

Mr. Tibbs as Alucard
Snakebite126 as Death the Kid
MetaMachine as Ryuk 

Beats Produced by: hala-X and 2Deep
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Jason Carreon

Lyrics:

Alucard:
Now this is a good night, I'll come strapped for this bit
In a bit, I'll have you crying, so I'll call you The Kid
I don't think I got the right person, I've turned into kids but it's certain
Your show is for sweaty nerds who I just look at and ask "are you a virgin"
This meister's got a higher power on his shoulder 
So colder, you think you rock the mic but I'm the boulder
Can't even hold your guns right, so what shots will you be bringing
You took down Anubis? Ha, I destroyed all of fucking England 
Hey, don't know what your spirit is, uh, asking for it but here it is, ay
Got 2 girls controlling your soul so OCD don’t leave you finished, it's 
Quite funny in a way, so killing you's nothing major
You'd probably just ditch this fight to check your toilet paper

Death:
This match will be one-sided, asymmetrical, disgusting 
Hope those Vietnam flashbacks won’t lead to your fall and rusting
But no, you want to diss me ‘cause of some toilet paper?
You can take those raps and shove them up your ass, Vlad the Impaler
I got two pistols beside me that kill you if you slowly slip
You got one up your ass by a priest, call that holy shit
I know you’re a man who treats Satan like food but damn you
Go dip for another two episodes, I went back to land better than you

Alucard:
I'm immortal, why would I lose to Death? Don't even use your breath
Thinkin’ that you the best, but this ain’t no basketball game you could move against
I bring a new meaning to killer so what do you have in mind plannin’?
Since what you’ve rapped was filler, and bitches love canons
What’s a skateboard to blood armies? It just ain’t worth it
I’m serving you while you’re serving some underaged fanservice
Leave you bleeding with the moon, Kid, no need for me to repeat this
While you see that I’m immune, it’s time the E.A.T Class gonna eat this

Death:
I can’t take crap from someone who got outlived by a Nazi Neko
You’re a dog with a red suit on, I’ll drop you off back at Petco
Since I'm here ending your mania, play your game like Castlevania 
Go tell Helsing you failed when I unload rhymes and bullets to your cranium
I’m getting reaper powers and you’re just an old lady’s slave
You’ll just be another soul I get down your own shady lane
Walking on the wrong street, so I’ll fling this back at ya
If you don’t end up reversing it like your name is Dracula
Don't think I won't fight you, I see it in your eyes, dude
While I'm standing so high, you are just Corpse Husband's waifu
It’s night night, Edward Cullen, time to put you out the limelight
And kill Alucard once and for all, still a better end than Twilight

Ryuk:
You’ve taken quite a liking to this rapping
Only for a spirit like me to come cut the cord
Looking from above, I saw you both lacking
And now I’m taking your souls back in my Death Note ‘cause I’m bored, heh
Tell Death’s son I’m the god of it, best that he stops with that awful shtick
Begone with it
While I be takin’ names, you’d be shivering in fear if you've forgotten it
A zombie’s quite sloppy when facing a Shinigami, no sympathy when I see rottin’ bodies
Since Hellsing’s star will hear hell’s screams if he thinks he can top me
Creatures like you guys are surely interesting, almost like Light when you get a kill
Getting all greedy when given some powers but now you can see it’s regrettable
So put the magic and weapons down, seems you used them poorly in battle
As I took the mic and rapped to its core; Hey, Light, pass me an apple

Alucard vs. Death the Kid - #13

Brenpro1 as Georgie Denbrough (video)
Shimario as Georgie Denbrough (audio)
Chandler_CCRB as Will Byers  
MasonG as Mike Wheeler 
RNG as the Announcer 

Written by RNG, M&Matt and Vladimyr P.
Additional writing help by: Chandler_CCRB and Oofie
Mixed and mastered by Oofie
Beat produced by LM25 Music
Flow test by RNG
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie

Georgie: 0:20
Bill, I'm gonna play, I'll roll him just like his dice!
‘Cause It seems to me you're really Will the unwise!
I’ve seen Stranger in Derry, ‘cept for the pics taken by your bro
Before you try to roast, I’ll drown it out with paper boat flow 
They thought you were a doll, more plastic than your acting
But now this Byers will be beat when he steps up for batting 
Stole your haircut from Danny, but you still don't Shine
So you’ll be taking the El when I’m dropping the mic

Will: 0:40
Mike, do you copy?--Shit, my batteries died!
So while you’re clownin’ in this fight I'll knock out your Deadlights!
Once your second movie came your ratings really didn't float
Tell me Little Nightmare, where else have I seen your raincoat?
Oh! I’m the dungeon master, and I don't mean to gloat
But you don't need to ask “should I stay or should I go”
Trying to bring down castle Byers is a noble campaign
But then you rolled a 23, I leave your arm-y slain
As I cast another line it makes Georgie go up in flame
All you were used for is guilt, but now you’re getting flayed!
Bill’s bike ain’t the only Silver that a Denbrough will take
I'll leave a little kid bodied, and this time it's not a fake!

Georgie: 1:10
I’m spitting winter fire, and January embers
I've spelt out my victory like you do with your light letters 
Your jokes were real Rich-ie, for guys your heart burns too. 
Good lines in the upside down? Well ya better let ‘em out dude!
Bill said not to take Things from Strangers 
But you just gave me the W and I wish that I was kiddin’ 
Cause being around your friends puts them all in danger
So it's best for them that again Will has gone missing (Oh!)

Mike: 1:30
Georgie tries to cast a fireball but he rolls a 28!
Will the Wise what will you do to retaliate!

Will: 1:35
Well Mike, being his puppet of course he copied Pennywise
You should have expected that when I dissed, you died!

Georgie Denbrough vs Will Byers - Rap Clash!

Chills vs Arcade Craniacs 

Danii as Arcade Craniacs (audio)
Oofie as Arcade Craniacs (video)
Zagranis as Chills (audio)
Pixel Chris as Chills (video)
Written by Pixel Chris, Evrywunzf8vrit, Wan, KCToons
Chiseled by Dani Frias
Thumbnail by Oofie
Flow test by KCToons
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Anywaywell 
Beat Modified by Evrywunzf8vrit

CHILLS:
Scared of intruders in your house? It’s just me robbing the win
Unlike you, this king’s found his footing, so lettuce (let us) begin
For someone naming their channel “arcade” you’re getting played, damn bruh
Your career will be like my next video: Top 10 Ghosts caught on camera 

ARCADE CRANIACS:
YOU GUYS... HE LITERALLY CAN'T SPIT BARS IN THE FIGHT
Like, am I battling a Corpse? But even they sounded more alive!
If it weren’t for fungus infested lettuce, your channel would have been forgotten 
While I’m spitting hotter than the coffee I get with the merch my fans have boughten

CHILLS:
I turn in profits and on the algorithm, I’m hella straight dunkin'
You'd only step up when dress up as Friday Night Funkin
Always rushing at 3 AM to see if the happy meal is bussin?
You’re like a rehash of every 3 AM YouTuber but drunken
Fitting for this second hand shlatfish to be swimming in my flow
Since your content's plain 2D, like N&A would hit up on his phone (Oh!)
Like all your videos, in this bout, all you can do is scream and shout
And then you say something embarrassing and then cut it o-*TV Static
No wonder you’re a Guinea pig of the internet, you keep my wheels spinning
This is the second time you’re beat so hard that you can’t be spitting 
You’re the Hallmark of YouTube, you always post the same thing
Weird how you use a drone, yet I’m still above what you bring

ARCADE CRANIACS:
You did well, then your fans grew common sense and left you packing
But now I’m fighting your whack ass, with raps that are slapping 
Can’t like the video with your knuckles, so now that’s what you’ll catch
And I’m not talking Impostor cheeks when you’re getting clapped 
Talk about Among Us and spit sick, I put the germ in Jerma
Don’t need a deep web potion, I already have the skills to burn ya
Trying to dance with me, but you do it worse than Dixie D’amelio
The content you pump out is worse than David Dobrik apology videos
With your bull-dozer jawline, it makes sense you put viewers to sleep
You got lines so corrupted, they should call you Chills.exe
Though this time, you took the piss as I grab myself the cup 
When it comes to the loser, the writing is on the wall: You Are Sus

Chills vs Arcade Craniacs - Hilarious Hip Hop Hassles of Here & Now

In the audio debut of OVARB we have the battle of the feathered fellows, Karoo from One Piece and Pen Pen from Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Karoo: MetaMachine

Pen Pen: J Chay

Prod: Anywaywell

Written by: MetalFire

Mixed by: Rayyan

Karoo:
Ten hut men: this freeloader has come far to  
Witness Captain Karoo show he can spit a bar too
This battle may scar you seeing as it’s your first
The odds are far and few for you to top my verse
Stick my neck out to put villains in their place
Unlike you I’m way more than just a cute face
Roll with a gang of feathers that flock together
You’re an experiment left isolated for the better
From the start Vivi and I had a bond of tenderness
Misato adopted you to cope with her loneliness!
Tokyo was attacked and then what happened next?
She left you abandoned on Hikari’s door steps!
 
Pen Pen:
Ya flew out the coop to turn into Duck Soup
Arctic bird spits hot ‘gainst you and your schmuck troop
Soft Bill’s can’t spit hard with shots that’re lacking aim
But check the chest plate, I got double your pen game!
Water barrel around your neck and still no drip
While I’m the flyest to reside in Misato's crib
Ayo Vivi? She wanna meet me at this rate
She has no time for dweebs better off as fishing bait
Pack the brains that makes Chopper look lesser
And I don’t need to chill in the freezer to be fresher
Since you pride yourself in being so much fasta
Do what you’re good at and run back to Alabasta!

Mae Borowski vs. Max Caulfield

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