Dragged a lil bit, and Brooke got cut off at the end, but this was still pretty good!

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. Today's battle sees esteemed rap battle VA garbageGothic go up against....who cares, just listen to the battle.

CAST:
garbageGothic: Herself
The Battle Pass: Xhack
Written by: JustGamer
Additional help by: MetaMachine
Mixed and Mastered by: Zagranis
Beat arranged by: GlitchDude
Beat produced by: Kustom
Cover Art by: Nooby

LYRICS:
Battle Pass: 
Looks like the season’s restarted, cause I’m seeing bottom tier
This joke is the most attention that you’ve gotten in years
I’m all about hard work, not that that’s something you know
Only opened commissions cause you can’t handle all your roles
It’s clear your range for impressions is starting to run dry
Voicing Toad a lot but you’re not a fun guy
While we’re at it, let me point out another contradiction
How is FRB’s most overused voice actor a woman?!

garbageGothic:
Your lines were emptier than the Free Pass rewards
100 levels of cosmetics is all you build towards  
And as you make the parents’ bank accounts start to get charged
Kids are refunding V-bucks straight into V-cards!
I do more than rap battles, like podcasts and song covers
But Camp Here and There sounds more like the strategy of your players
Well I’m no gamer girl, so maybe I just don’t get it 
Unlike the ones on Twitch that ditched your game for Apex Legends

Battle Pass:
I’ll bring back the drum gun, then you can fire shots that hurt me
Between being green and trashy humor, you’re Oscar the Quirky
Though I’d say garbageGothic is quite a fitting name for you 
Especially since it came from a Homestuck job...ew 
Been a Battle Star from the start and I still remain trendy
But from your start to now, all of your fame came from Eddie
I got all sorts of goodies that are free for collection
But even I can’t top the number of your weekly obsessions 

garbageGothic:
Holy Shit! Is that a fucking Will Wood reference? 
You’re losing as a meme to the shield gaining beverage  
I’d rather listen to Ninja raging than to hear you rap more
Kick you off this track, like your time on the App Store
Tried to gain new life with lore but your game just died faster
You got XP, I got years of experience as a rapper
Only time you’ll pop off is when your players win 
And you can’t even be honest about selling reskins

Battle Pass:
Was that a verse or a shitpost you’ll put on YouTube?
It says a lot how none of the lines are written by you
This isn’t a Royale but I’ll still be getting a Victory 
With that Demon Slayer Abridged, you’ll never take the dub, gG

garbageGothic:
Despite all the properties you have, you can’t seem to own me
I’d feel more intimidated battling in court against Peely 
Always an outdated stolen gimmick that’s a slog to use 
It’s clear I won, no need for a chapter two

garbageGothic vs The Battle Pass. FRB vs. Anything.

JustGamer as Mr. Game & Watch 
Spidey Fam as Henry Stickmin
Written by JustGamer, Sculpture, YLFEthan
Beat by Kustom
Mixed and Mastered by Glitch

Mr. Game & Watch:
Watch me grapple your cheap road gimmick and then have it unraveled
You're not breaking any NewGrounds so take the path less traveled
Constantly getting saved by Ellie and then you go and cause more fuss? 
Prepare yourself for this fire rap track, or you’ll crash and burn like Charles does
You take a half-finished plot and throw other people’s properties in between 
But you can’t see your constant referencing, with your winking at the screen
Then you got blind sided by Among Us distracting all your players
Just think of this as Youtubers reacting to another of your failures

Henry Stickmin:
You know, you and I are not that different, we’re cut from a similar cloth 
But your raps are so boring you must be channeling your Innersloth 
Parachute from my airship before you make like a f-air hit and bomb that 
You'll fall flat, cause I'm used to battling foes that talk in all cap
The legendary thief, Henry Stickmin
Will easily be able to steal the win
Against the scrappy average hack
Laying in the handheld console bargain bin
Even riding solo, this hero remains fearless
While you always remain so low on the tierlists
Nowadays, your fame has faded away
Cause Nintendo gave Wario your whole schtick

Mr. Game & Watch:
Took one look at making something unique before Fleeing the Complex
Your slapstick sense of humor makes it easy to guess what comes next
Been losing traction since you dropped on Steam
Applying “Random equals funny” in every scene  
And it seems that your greed is so extreme
Won't even share the blame for the death of your team!

Henry Stickmin:
You’ll never be bringing the beef, even with your neutral B
Being replaced on modern releases, this novelty can’t topple me
Been in prison before, I know about bars and how to make them 
After this fail, you’ll see trying to battle me is where you were mistaken

Henry Stickmin vs. Mr Game & Watch - Smash Bros vs. Anything

Not sure if this'll get a video (leaning more on the it will but yea). Wanted to redeem my boy Vegeta writing wise.

Shadow Zel as Zuko
Dani Frias as Vegeta

Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Written by: Dani Frias
Additional Writing Help by: MetaMachine
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Trakked

Lyrics:

Zuko:
Call up Iroh in this bitch, bouta spill the tea
Don’t think that you just got the pitch, you’re not killing me
They really sent me out here fighting ‘gainst a slave who’s very fragile
Prepare to take this L, dude, you lose in every battle
Guess it’s time I put you down, burn you and then take the crown
Your planet probs a nation my tribe took down
A whole clown, set in stone that you can’t bare lines
Just a side dish, and I ain’t lovin’ that McDonald’s hairline
I’m rockin’ prince titles before you, your situation's clear
Get yourself beat up then you’re comin’ back like "Hello, Vegeta's here"
Be scared when we appear, I don't take foes kindly
You're 5'3, so I'll just stomp on you and win with this timely

Vegeta:
Hey, edgy boy, you should relax, you’re just a Nick show
You’ll probably start dabbing or something, I know how this goes
I've trained for this but you're dancing with Aang and think you're savage
Sit ya ass down, you left your training arc all to a dragon
I spit facts and my show rocks scars better than you
So keep that ponytail, 'cause this side dish is rockin' menus
Bitch, you only got decent in the last season 
Imma just finish you off to spare your sad breathin'

Zuko:
What’s a mere Prince to a Fire Lord, think you're taking down my horde?
My guards will take you on and then go torture you til I am bored
I’d pipe your girl but Yamcha did it for me
I got honor, you're just punching your son 'til he's down and snoring
This vegetable can't cook up nothin', no room for his pick up
But go ahead and keep dragging this til the fish jumps

Vegeta:
I'll destroy your shit with a galick gun, don’t think I’ll let that slip aside 
You built like a Ying and Yang symbol so it’s no wonder you can’t pick a side
Keep mentioning Bulma, I'll show you hell's gates. From there, you're crossing it
All tough from someone who was bowing when caught talking shit
Zuko got no bars in Ba Sing Se
Take the dub to Ozai, in the end, you still bring shame
You're clowned by every team you're in, and gave Iroh some poor housing
How many L's does Zuko got? Over 9000
And now you're bouta take another 'cuz of my company
You lost tryna step up to the Prince. And that's rough, buddy

Happy birthday Meta!!

Zuko vs. Vegeta - #12

Space princesses who rebel against galactic empires aboard iconic spaceships.

BrookeMorganVA as Rosalina
garbageGothic as Princess Leia 
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Luma
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Additional writing help by the SIR Rap Battles Crew
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell

This battle is kinda long, so here's the doc for the lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-U-ZhmTb9-bu0wAzAt2FZTbvjhwh6XwxmA1dOE-GPU/edit?usp=sharing

Rosalina vs Leia. SIR Rap Battles (ft. BrookeMorganVA and garbageGothic)



King Mewtwo as Postman Pat

RaccoonBroVA As the Unabomber

Beat by: Dansonn

Written by: RNG
Help from: King Mewtwo and Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by: Zagranis



Pat: (0:22)
It's not a great day in Greendale with Theodore John Kazynski 
I’m the master of the mail I’ll be delivering disses see?
I got a black and white cat, you're just a black sheep
The UNA-BUM of the Freedom Club can't best me
Your brain got twisted by 3 years of torture
When you got sick as a kid it messed you up even more so
If being sick was the cause of all your bombing murder sprees
What makes you think trying to spit sick won't also bomb verbally?
I run my rounds on this beat it's not my tires that are poppin
Cause on the microphone i'm a Greendale Rocket
With a diss on flow 
there's an L through your door, and this one wont blow 

Ted: (0:55)
Wait, who is this, some british bitch made for kids?
Theres nothing fucking to him how am i supposed to diss
Oh well i guess for killing a beat i'll take another guilty plea
Cause for a postman you have terrible delivery
You embody the thing that I hate the most Pat
Mindless nothing of a children's show Pat
Tech filled entertainment taking meaning from life
With fake “education” slowly melting away minds
Then you were made worse when you became CGI    
I'm not surprised computers took away any of your life
Yet it seems you’re out of date most people leave you forgot
Even I’ve been alive years after your show’s motion stopped

Pat: (1:28)
Ted that wasn't very nice, but I’m not talking about your crimes
When You’ve not had 16 lines but you bombed 16 times
I'm doing my dream job while you just dropped from yours
I provide for my family while you leeched off of yours
I teach kids lessons in being kind and growing up
You teach people horrid lessons by blowing them up
I diss sharp on a track that i run like my van
Movement ended by your brother, should be used to backstabs

Ted: (1:50)
A Clifftons loss usually upsets me but not when
you clowned with Ted like you had to make cash for your execs 
You talk of my family and how "backstabbing brought my end"
But you gave a ginger kid to one of your blonde friends
And you wish to diss my methods of saving humanity 
When you do nothing for the world mindlessly sitting there happily
Watching an episode of yours is an insanity plea
But we’re done here i want back in my cell for some peace



The Unabomber vs Postman Pat - RNG Rap Battle

Hello and welcome to my first ever rap battle audio! Today we have Persona 5's Joker and the Luminary from Dragon Quest 11 to see which silent teenage JRPG protagonists branded as evil criminals by the authorities will come out on top!

Written by JK03
Chiseled by Special Inquisitor Rayyan and Jofinity
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
RaccoonBroVA as Joker
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Luminary
Beat by Shawn West

Luminary (0:19):
A new enemy draws near? I’m up to the task
To go make this delinquent cower Beneath that Mask!
Destined at birth to purge the darkness from Erdrea
You’re an edgy teen in black - Kylo Ren Amamiya!
While I craft raps that slap hard like Grand Master Pang
You lack the Guts for this beef, spend more time at Big Bang
Seems it’s not only corrupt hearts in this thief’s hands
Merely a Jojo reference by ripping off their Stands!


Joker (0:39):
Alright, my turn to flow, though this loser oughta know
Octagonia couldn’t prep you for this foe’s show!
You went to Heliodor and got called evil by its king?
I’d have done the same if I saw your look: Android 17!
You’ll beg like Prince Faris when you see me beat Erik
Spitting golden like his sis, the goody two-shoes can’t bear it!
Your Pep Powers can’t best my All-Out Attack 
Such a blank slate Futaba can’t decipher this hack
Your franchise’s gone Jaded ‘cause your mechanics are dated
So I went ahead and changed them, now the critics all praise it!
Even in Smash, you’re hated, went from RPG to RNG
Left Yggdrasil to rot, but not as ruined as your family tree!

Luminary (1:08):
My family kept me safe until their last breath
While yours weren’t bothered to help when you were put on arrest!
I’ll show your true form, you’re not a hero like you claim
The only hearts you steal are from girls on Valentine’s Day!
So how’d you call out Kamoshida when you’re all kinds of yuck?
‘Cause this student lets his teacher offer him a Puff Puff
Always whining about society, and with your name to boot
Joker’s such a clown he should join Sylvando’s circus group! (Uh!)
Stop the talk, ‘cause I spit lines like chalk you can’t dodge
Brewing more flow than you could in your coffee shop
Atlus milked you dry, even they’re able to jest
They should make like Morgana and finally put you to rest!

Joker (1:37):
Heh, you’re just jealous the West can’t see your worth
Stole the show at the Game Awards, you got upstaged by a bear and bird
May be the Luminary, but I’m shining in the spotlight
Any spells you throw, I’ll evade them like a Liquid Metal Slime
I’m stunning and cunning, you’ll never me see coming
I’d say make like Ryuji’s track team and start running! (Yeah.)
Just check my fans to see how much I’ve been taking hearts
While with a meaty demo, this hero’s still sub-par!

Luminary (1:56):
Can’t talk fans when one mistake drove them away
Alongside Phan-sites with those who never played your game!
I'll Take Over your show, you’ll beat Haru in smallest screen time
You Switch-ing to Nintendo? That’s the real Last Surprise!

Joker (2:06):
Came up shorter than Veronica when you let Mordegon bring hell 
Go on home to Cobblestone - oh wait, that’s gone as well!
Should’ve used that Forge to craft better rhyme schemes
If you went back in time, you’d still lose to this phantom thief (Begone.)

Joker vs Luminary - JK's Rap Battles (ft. Special Inquisitor Rayyan & RaccoonBroVA)

a Battle of the men of your dreams

Trakked as This Man
RaccoonBro as Freddy Krueger 
Written by: M&Matt, Fredle, and Trakked
Mixed by Trakked:

Lines:
Freddy Krueger:
I’ve awoken for this battle to beat this happy valley dreamer
Cause your shitty story got me doing the weez…..er!
This args past was left checkered, playing your lines black and white, checkers
Better post this verse on twitter cause you’re getting tim deck-er-d
I'm willing to admit this bitch went Viral, ok
But he lost fame after marketing for Viral K
And it's about prime time you get some good lines bitch
Eating your pasta will be a fine dine of lines to dish bitch
Keep up your shit lines and you'll be more sliced than that dog
Forehead longer than my franchise, yet you keep that fucked smile, dawg
It's the most iconic freddy, topping robot terror teddies
God I haven't shredded paper this bad since super freddy!

This Man:
EVER DREAM THIS MAN? Every night throughout the world,
Freddy loses tons of battles to teenage boys and girls
It seems like you like getting beat by that child
So I’ll just bring the X-Files against this pedophile
In the later years, your franchise got a little wild
Now with ya reboot any little girl is your Dream Child
So many holes and random strings so i’ll pull ya at the seams
Your taglines were right; I am the man of your dreams
Shape-shift a new verse; A rap god is what I manifest
The fire I spit is more orange than your game on NES
Seems no one admire you, and that mug is just the proof 
If I’m the diss man of roasts your the “look at this dude"

Freddy Krueger:
1 or 2 bad lines I guess should be fine
But 3 and 4 to 9 and 10? I’ll never fucking sleep again!
Your arg’s so long and boring, on and on it goes
And your lines have only been seen in stockholm….syndrome!
Your just a shitty plot for some capitalists to make stocks(ya)
With that shitty mangaka they should call it Mang-caca
The most iconic face of horror up against a debunked cryptid
Guess I'm living a day with spongebob, the film never existed
The callers claiming they see you sure like to phone in,
It's a sad time when a hospital is the only place you've been shown-in
You'll be dead by daylight so quit your guerrilla marketing
You're a mindless monster trying to be smart, gorilla marketing

This Man:
I'd put a mask on, but that would be just unfair
Cause you're used to masked killers becoming your New Nightmare!
Why don’t you shut your greasy trap you burnt chicken nugget
Bring the flames to once again burn Myers disfigured cousin
Theories say you better get praying, or are you godless? 
While you're killing topless teens, Jason left you topless
You got Craven cravin for a box office success
Then gave up in the sequel, he couldn’t make it suck less
Then he got stoned in the 3rd hoping you would stick
But gave up in 4, spitting fire from a dog’s dick
Dream child came along and he hoped you would come back great
Then he realised Freddy's Dead, no need for that remake

This Man Vs Freddy Krueger- Terrifying Rap Battles

Jeffree Star Voiced By Jenni No Mercy
Tom Savini Voiced By Raichous
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Raichous
Thumbnail By Oofie
Beat Prod. by Frankie Vibes  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5NbTwBZMMI

Jeffree:
I’m sorry, but why do you wanna face this?
Looking like Ted White after a Jason face lift!
Gotta be a prank. Did the Dobres tape this?
Call you a powder foundation, ya basic!
Now I’ve been used to drama, but this has-been as my rival kinda lowers the bar
I’m fuck-proof on the mic, we’re worlds apart, Hitting you so hard, call me Jeffree WorldStar!
I’ll shatter through that haphazard slash man
A fashion disaster, with a flasher ‘stache, damn!
You career’s gone stagnant, The computer’s your replacement
Only fans are the pale nerds locked in their basements!
This Maniac thinks his blood fests are some hot shit
Boils down to gore porn made by a misogynist!
I’ve been told I was prodigy, a god to be, it’s odd to me
To see the Godfather of Gore is trying offing me!
Face it Tommy Boy! You looking Tubby, boy!
Maybe use your make up magic on that tummy, boy!
One watch of your “Wet Dreams” makes me sick!
Of course you like fencing. You’re just a little prick!
Now you get your chance, old man! Don’t have a heart attack grabbing the mic!
Although that would be a fitting end, to “Screaming Mad” George Lite

Tom:
(Heh) Thank god you stopped, think my hearing went dead
That rap made me envy my fake rubber head
Your damn squeaky voice is a spike to the brain
No wonder your music career’s in the drain
Sorry, princess. You’re shilling it, I make my Blood Money from spilling it
So you can try to make me seem villainous. Of course the Sultan of Splatter is killing it!
You’re used to cheap bars, it’s where you got your start in!
I cut my teeth, cutting wrists in Martin!
In that Hollywood circle, your boy was putting in work
You really wanna measure with your Youtube circle jerk?
I know documentaries, got two about Jason
That Shane Daws shlock was just bad product placement!
You only got lies spilling out your painted kisser
But your silver tongue couldn’t protect you from the sisters!
Cashing in on Controversy, it seems like a crapshoot!
So try to run the track. You can’t handle a tracksuit!
Think it’s time for the living Bratz doll to behave
You can watch me Sundance on top of your channel’s grave!
Hope you’re ready to burn out Jeff, ‘cause that’s all that Stars do
I’m spitting, committed to splitting you. You won’t be around for part 2!

Jeffree:
Watch it hun! I’m an internet icon, this bygone is nothing!
You really can’t throw shade at the shine coming off my Diamond button!
Got millions of followers, your demographic is teeny!
With the way you treat female fans, the real “Creepshow”’s Savini!
Enough Smoke and Mirror, your whole life is bomb
This fake vet was only shooting pics in Vietnam 
Everything you do misfires, it seems to be your lot
Maybe you could ask your daughter how to shoot a better shot

Tom:
Again you go for the cheapest hits, the easy shit, you freaking ditz!
This racist kid, and tasteless twit. Your talents being wasted, bitch!
Wanna question my honor? Your love life is a goner
Only fit in at my school as a model for the monster!
Keep calling me old? Well you’re goddamn right!
Was making movies violent when you were back at Prom Night!
Film is a magical medium, but even I couldn’t make your bars stand out
With that crap performance, even your fans are thinking….What Now?

Jeffree Star Vs. Tom Savini(Prod. by Frankie vibes)

RNG as Hanzo Shimada
RaccoonBroVA as Claude von Riegan

Malina Rose as Edelgard von Hrsevelg

Beat Produced by: Black Rose
Written by: Dani Frias
Additional Writing Help by: MetaMachine and Legengo
Mixed by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Hanzo:
This battle's started, and I'll be the one who's striking
You're first on my list and you won't be the last not to my liking
Going down when I'm rhyming, a school kid will not topple me
Your game won't change when out the equation; simple geometry

Claude:
Woah there, pineapple head. You can't be that rude
When the arms you shoot your arrows with look like a public bathroom
That's crude, with a broken bow, I still draw high
While with your powers, you're still the worst archer since Hawkeye

Hanzo:
What's a dragon to a deer? Let's just make the battle clear
Must be baffling my ears, you are at another tier
You got a whole neckbeard, best know your niche
Killed one guy then went "racism’s no more",
Bitch, you should dip from this midconvo like my name is Ingrid
Chess became a dating sim and now we got this inbred
Instead, I'll just shoot you ‘til your clan dies out
I'm climbing walls, so come take this for an upside down
Confessed your love to your teacher then you walked off
You should make like her and not talk
Put my voice by Jackie Chan, yours is a Twitch streamer
The same one that'd look at my montages for hits cleaner

Claude:
There's a difference between me and you in houses
I'm running one and you're just a poster so Trump bounces, that sounds shit
A street gang can't compare to that blood of royalty
So I'll joyfully kick your ass if you dare try to soil me, yup
You'll need more healing than your brother, if I'll be honest
The one you "killed" then turned into a Best Buy product
And now I got em and you on sight, I'm bouta take some bodies
And having you burn in hell like you're Hanzo….Hasashi, oh
Half your roster's bitches Lorenz simps over
You rock a DPS but that's some BS that you odor
Take this burn and cry about your honor, I'm in my element
And I've seen better aim out of a Minecraft Skeleton

Hanzo:
At least my game rocks anime sword fighters
You needed waifus in order to get yours higher
Eating up this track and the dragons will eat you now
Like ryūu ga waga teki wo kurau

Claude:
Kinda funny that you think that you'd be skewing me
Played by toxic players then you took an arrow to the-

Edelgard:
No, we're not doing that

Claude:
Ugh, alright
Just another thief that I'll banish after a long wait
While getting dropped for Widowmaker, that's what I call fate

Hanzo vs. Claude

The authors of unknown and incomprehensible horrors face off in a rap battle.

JustGamer as Junji Ito
Tony Rigatoni as H. P. Lovecraft (video)
RaccoonBroVA as H. P. Lovecraft (audio)
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan. Oofie, MaviKartal2003
Additional writing help by Cri, WDRB and M&Matt 
Research done by MaviKartal2003
Edited by Oofie and Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Beatg33kz
Cover art by KCToons

Junji Ito (0:15):
Ito’s flow gets dough you didn't know
So I’ll hit you with unseen horrors
Walk through my rap mountain and be a tourist
You made the mold, now like Amigara, I’mma leave it broken!
Notice, how an inspiration
Like my own set of manga collection
Able to beat your whole sheet of mythical beasts
With classics like Uzamaki and Tomie! 
Yeah sure, later on you had an impact
But from your early life, you were in fact
Never able to sustain yourself
Until you died, dust stayed on your shelves
For Lovecraft’s entire life, he was far too poor and sickly
Many games came from his work, but Howard couldn’t keep his HP

H. P. Lovecraft (0:44):
From even the greatest of horrors irony is seldom absent.
The lines recited were hypocrisy when even YOU look up to me!
Horrors were actually scary back when
I was in charge, and not this sick man’s discharge
But now the OG H.P. is back in 
Can’t stand up to me even with legs on fish, sharks!
I crafted a genre, shocked readers for ages
Instilling dismay when they’re flipping the pages
A shame, you lent your work to Kojima’s game
Then it all went to shit and it left fans outrageous 
I summon ocean flow that crashes down harder than Cthulhu
whereas you flopped even harder than the anime horror collection’s debut!
Lovecraft’s the horror god! Show you this roarer’s thoughts
This wit doesn’t miss, forging the motherfuckin’ Necronomicon
Fostering these flocks of hellspawn
The juggernaut of fear, undermine whatever you have drawn
Writing talent that just can’t be likened
Make like your finale and storm out here frightened 
Dental technician but you pack no bite
Ito’s got a kickin’ from this hallow’s fright!

Junji Ito (1:28):
Those fillers in your rap made it drier than City of Pillars
But judging from my manga Shiver, they’ll call me a serial killer
You went from the Nameless City 
To the readers going: “Name less shit, please!”
With those mythos, you couldn’t spit flow
Your films were a shitshow, it shows!
Can’t keep up the pace, of course you’re a race-ist
Who couldn’t give needs to his family for days, and
You only cursed the paper writing on it
While HP still haunts paper across the nation!
That tumour had left you for dead (Ah!)
Gyo is filled up with dread! (Ah!)
The cats have all become my friends (Aw!)
But with your cat’s name: enough said! (Ah...)

H. P. Lovecraft (1:57):
How can your little Inside Story cast a Shadow Over the Titan of Horror? 
When every story in your inventory's simply body gore porn? (Eugh…)
I got pitted against a peculiar lonely fanatic of cats
Who’s eaten from so much of my work: call you Junji Itadakimasu!
A Beast In The Cave and a beast on the beat
Shan’t need The Alchemist to Love-craft your defeat
Junji’s just jealous that he can’t compete
When I’ve got whole subgenres named after me
Seen better Uzumakis from Naruto, so what makes you think you’re superior?
But now I end this rap battle as the Cthulhu to this inferior!

Junji Ito vs H.P. Lovecraft. SIR Rap Battles (ft. JustGamer & RaccoonBroVA)

9-10-21, THE RECKONING

Ken as Mae Borowski
garbageGothic as Max Caulfield

Aaron was here, tiny balls

Beat Produced by: hala-X
Written by: Danii
Additional Writing Help by: Legengo
Mixed by: Danii
Thumbnail by: Trakked

Lyrics:

Mae:
Jeez, I thought I was done with schools being a circus
But here’s High School Musical with lesbian fanservice
thinkin’ that she’ll earn this? I think it’s best that Doctor Who should hide
Effing up all the time for your precious bestie who was your whole plot and still died
Been swamped with guilt ever since Kate Marsh
Your lips could be normal and we wouldn’t be in the same park
I knocked down a cult and stopped the flow of body piles
While it took you a whole week to find the full case of a Kyle
“But I saved my friend’s dad, so that must stop the drama”
Congrats, dude, your turned Chloe to Hector Salamanca
You’re a mess, Max, I’ll just walk back home without this excess
You would walk back home and be notified of more death threats
Or was that a promo?
How could you throw rhymes at me if you’re too pussy even for me to go submit your own photo
Know I rock it solo and I’m steppin’ up to bat
to make a rat go silent that we’d have to name wack Ruby and Max

Max:
Yeah, I don’t think I’m one on fighting back
But felines spitting these lines against Mad Max ain’t where it at
You’d be dead from the weather if anything
But now I’m on this track, I think I’m gonna rap
Guess you ain’t havin’ good therapy from what you got, Mae
Your team’s a theater kid, a redditor and a goth, Mae
All who you speedran disappointing from what you’re on, Mae
Maybe asking Selmers would fix poetry so sloppy
The closest that you were to me was in your dreams
Your Night in the Woods needed your ass saved by Germ, yeesh
Shouldn’t you be asking for a refund ‘bout your classes?
‘Stead you’re here getting your ass handed by Max, bitch

Mae:
Didn’t think you’d keep debate, these are just uneven rates
Eatin’ pizza with my mates, you’re just stuck in Pizzagate
While you’re friendzoning Warren, know that I ain’t playin’ nice
But you’re not a shock, and I got electrocuted twice
Your MMD lookin’ animation just makes me sad
That verse was embarrassing, can’t warn Alyssa for that
Kiss on my whole effing ass, wondering on why you’re lonely
Saying “oh crap, I just beat the game by being nosy”
No, not nosebleed, so you can stay in time
But abusive Aunt Mall Cop won’t bust in to say your lines
Ooh, I get turnt at the parties that you can’t go to
Your tear fest could make another storm come out and choke you
So you can go ahead, spill the beans if you don’t slip on it 
Just a social outcast who stay thinkin’ that she still got it

Max:
This dark-mode Zootopia still thinks that she’s a game changer?
But she can’t be that important if she’s a bass player
Nightmare Eyes can’t see this L, how she think this endin’ well
Your building with Gregg had you back on the floor and ringin’ bells
Character so 2-D, no wonder just shapes are blossoming
With a game so trash, they had to name your city Possum Springs
Rhymes Garbo but without the Malloy
Your petty crimes won’t come in time when it’s the track I destroy
Not even employed, Chloe’s already gave a pet fatalities
Don’t need to waste time playing BoJack Horseman for kids with confused sexualities
Call this you playing sports, you’re gonna tank
Scoring home-runs with Andy but saying “ooh, you are screwed”
Your budget for a sequel would’ve paid back Frank
‘til your creator had to be the real version of the Dark Room
Too soon? I can’t be losing to furry Prescott
Who’s next spot’s either E621 or the damn litter box
Seems you’re out of time, didn’t think the matchup fit you
So best you run away, but don’t let the cliff come hit you

Mae Borowski vs. Max Caulfield

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