Thanks again for bringing the serial killer out of me!

JustGamer as Mr. Game & Watch 
Spidey Fam as Henry Stickmin
Written by JustGamer, Sculpture, YLFEthan
Beat by Kustom
Mixed and Mastered by Glitch

Mr. Game & Watch:
Watch me grapple your cheap road gimmick and then have it unraveled
You're not breaking any NewGrounds so take the path less traveled
Constantly getting saved by Ellie and then you go and cause more fuss? 
Prepare yourself for this fire rap track, or you’ll crash and burn like Charles does
You take a half-finished plot and throw other people’s properties in between 
But you can’t see your constant referencing, with your winking at the screen
Then you got blind sided by Among Us distracting all your players
Just think of this as Youtubers reacting to another of your failures

Henry Stickmin:
You know, you and I are not that different, we’re cut from a similar cloth 
But your raps are so boring you must be channeling your Innersloth 
Parachute from my airship before you make like a f-air hit and bomb that 
You'll fall flat, cause I'm used to battling foes that talk in all cap
The legendary thief, Henry Stickmin
Will easily be able to steal the win
Against the scrappy average hack
Laying in the handheld console bargain bin
Even riding solo, this hero remains fearless
While you always remain so low on the tierlists
Nowadays, your fame has faded away
Cause Nintendo gave Wario your whole schtick

Mr. Game & Watch:
Took one look at making something unique before Fleeing the Complex
Your slapstick sense of humor makes it easy to guess what comes next
Been losing traction since you dropped on Steam
Applying “Random equals funny” in every scene  
And it seems that your greed is so extreme
Won't even share the blame for the death of your team!

Henry Stickmin:
You’ll never be bringing the beef, even with your neutral B
Being replaced on modern releases, this novelty can’t topple me
Been in prison before, I know about bars and how to make them 
After this fail, you’ll see trying to battle me is where you were mistaken

Henry Stickmin vs. Mr Game & Watch - Smash Bros vs. Anything

Thumbnail created by: Fightmarker
Mixed by: Serena

Jofinity:
Yo it’s Jo you know, like a 812
Finally in a battle rap, ‘gainst Ray, debut
Thought you’d plagiarize my bars, like ya pirate your views
But your lines put me to sleep, like ya game reviews
You can’t top the charts ‘cause you got no flows tho
While I’m securin’ top 10, just watch my mojo
Sound like JaySavage all the slurrin’ that you’re sayin’
When I arrive at my destination, I’m gonna kill Rayyan
Production value increased but your quality fell
Brushing off stealing beats like “anyway, well…”
Super Star of the show while you’re stuck as the editor
Maybe cut yourself, fill in a better competitor

Rayyan:
For a guy called Hamilton, I thought that you’d be good at rapping
Now you’re trying to surpass me? There’s no room for it to happen!
For the sake of gaining traction, you drop quality to vomit vids
Crunch your crew with that appalling work ethic? Enough of this!
You couldn’t mask your lack of flow with those horrendous covers, Jo
You better stick to blowing though, like many of your videos
Only won Top 10 ‘cause May was lacking competition
Repetition in your disses, always missing with your rhythm
Thinking you're impatient; decision-making? You're worse
Can't compare to the content I'm making, should learn 
How to fucking edit for a change, so worthless, it hurts
LEAVE JOFINITY SHUT DOWN LIKE NINTENDO SHUT DOWN MIIVERSE

Jofinity:
This Brit’s got less wit than Psytube, dismissin’ all your rhymes, dude
Try to as you might, can’t measure up to my views
It’s time to face the facts, my dude, you can’t comeback
My path is Raichous, your mixing sounds like it’s from BandLab
It’s bad RNG that you are battlin’ me
You got drawn out raps like ANIMATION VS ANYTHING
Sound like Jeff the Killer with Goku screamin’
Always pulling all nighters like GO TO SLEEP BRIT

Rayyan:
JOIN THE DISCORD through your vids, yet it's only full of kids
All your hot takes are just shit, better cool down with some mint
It’s no wonder you wear glasses ‘cause you can’t fucking spell
Bitch, I carry your own battles, check Mewtwo vs Cell
I’m pulling all-nighters ‘cause you keep forcing me to
Bonus-style editing’s your plan for a reboot?
Just look at your icon, I snapped and you’re reduced 
I’d spit heat to burn you out but it seems I don’t need to

Rayyan vs. Jofinity

Not sure if this'll get a video (leaning more on the it will but yea). Wanted to redeem my boy Vegeta writing wise.

Shadow Zel as Zuko
Dani Frias as Vegeta

Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Written by: Dani Frias
Additional Writing Help by: MetaMachine
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Trakked

Lyrics:

Zuko:
Call up Iroh in this bitch, bouta spill the tea
Don’t think that you just got the pitch, you’re not killing me
They really sent me out here fighting ‘gainst a slave who’s very fragile
Prepare to take this L, dude, you lose in every battle
Guess it’s time I put you down, burn you and then take the crown
Your planet probs a nation my tribe took down
A whole clown, set in stone that you can’t bare lines
Just a side dish, and I ain’t lovin’ that McDonald’s hairline
I’m rockin’ prince titles before you, your situation's clear
Get yourself beat up then you’re comin’ back like "Hello, Vegeta's here"
Be scared when we appear, I don't take foes kindly
You're 5'3, so I'll just stomp on you and win with this timely

Vegeta:
Hey, edgy boy, you should relax, you’re just a Nick show
You’ll probably start dabbing or something, I know how this goes
I've trained for this but you're dancing with Aang and think you're savage
Sit ya ass down, you left your training arc all to a dragon
I spit facts and my show rocks scars better than you
So keep that ponytail, 'cause this side dish is rockin' menus
Bitch, you only got decent in the last season 
Imma just finish you off to spare your sad breathin'

Zuko:
What’s a mere Prince to a Fire Lord, think you're taking down my horde?
My guards will take you on and then go torture you til I am bored
I’d pipe your girl but Yamcha did it for me
I got honor, you're just punching your son 'til he's down and snoring
This vegetable can't cook up nothin', no room for his pick up
But go ahead and keep dragging this til the fish jumps

Vegeta:
I'll destroy your shit with a galick gun, don’t think I’ll let that slip aside 
You built like a Ying and Yang symbol so it’s no wonder you can’t pick a side
Keep mentioning Bulma, I'll show you hell's gates. From there, you're crossing it
All tough from someone who was bowing when caught talking shit
Zuko got no bars in Ba Sing Se
Take the dub to Ozai, in the end, you still bring shame
You're clowned by every team you're in, and gave Iroh some poor housing
How many L's does Zuko got? Over 9000
And now you're bouta take another 'cuz of my company
You lost tryna step up to the Prince. And that's rough, buddy

Happy birthday Meta!!

Zuko vs. Vegeta - #12

Space princesses who rebel against galactic empires aboard iconic spaceships.

BrookeMorganVA as Rosalina
garbageGothic as Princess Leia 
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Luma
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Additional writing help by the SIR Rap Battles Crew
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell

This battle is kinda long, so here's the doc for the lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-U-ZhmTb9-bu0wAzAt2FZTbvjhwh6XwxmA1dOE-GPU/edit?usp=sharing

Rosalina vs Leia. SIR Rap Battles (ft. BrookeMorganVA and garbageGothic)



King Mewtwo as Postman Pat

RaccoonBroVA As the Unabomber

Beat by: Dansonn

Written by: RNG
Help from: King Mewtwo and Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by: Zagranis



Pat: (0:22)
It's not a great day in Greendale with Theodore John Kazynski 
I’m the master of the mail I’ll be delivering disses see?
I got a black and white cat, you're just a black sheep
The UNA-BUM of the Freedom Club can't best me
Your brain got twisted by 3 years of torture
When you got sick as a kid it messed you up even more so
If being sick was the cause of all your bombing murder sprees
What makes you think trying to spit sick won't also bomb verbally?
I run my rounds on this beat it's not my tires that are poppin
Cause on the microphone i'm a Greendale Rocket
With a diss on flow 
there's an L through your door, and this one wont blow 

Ted: (0:55)
Wait, who is this, some british bitch made for kids?
Theres nothing fucking to him how am i supposed to diss
Oh well i guess for killing a beat i'll take another guilty plea
Cause for a postman you have terrible delivery
You embody the thing that I hate the most Pat
Mindless nothing of a children's show Pat
Tech filled entertainment taking meaning from life
With fake “education” slowly melting away minds
Then you were made worse when you became CGI    
I'm not surprised computers took away any of your life
Yet it seems you’re out of date most people leave you forgot
Even I’ve been alive years after your show’s motion stopped

Pat: (1:28)
Ted that wasn't very nice, but I’m not talking about your crimes
When You’ve not had 16 lines but you bombed 16 times
I'm doing my dream job while you just dropped from yours
I provide for my family while you leeched off of yours
I teach kids lessons in being kind and growing up
You teach people horrid lessons by blowing them up
I diss sharp on a track that i run like my van
Movement ended by your brother, should be used to backstabs

Ted: (1:50)
A Clifftons loss usually upsets me but not when
you clowned with Ted like you had to make cash for your execs 
You talk of my family and how "backstabbing brought my end"
But you gave a ginger kid to one of your blonde friends
And you wish to diss my methods of saving humanity 
When you do nothing for the world mindlessly sitting there happily
Watching an episode of yours is an insanity plea
But we’re done here i want back in my cell for some peace



The Unabomber vs Postman Pat - RNG Rap Battle

Hello and welcome to my first ever rap battle audio! Today we have Persona 5's Joker and the Luminary from Dragon Quest 11 to see which silent teenage JRPG protagonists branded as evil criminals by the authorities will come out on top!

Written by JK03
Chiseled by Special Inquisitor Rayyan and Jofinity
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
RaccoonBroVA as Joker
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Luminary
Beat by Shawn West

Luminary (0:19):
A new enemy draws near? I’m up to the task
To go make this delinquent cower Beneath that Mask!
Destined at birth to purge the darkness from Erdrea
You’re an edgy teen in black - Kylo Ren Amamiya!
While I craft raps that slap hard like Grand Master Pang
You lack the Guts for this beef, spend more time at Big Bang
Seems it’s not only corrupt hearts in this thief’s hands
Merely a Jojo reference by ripping off their Stands!


Joker (0:39):
Alright, my turn to flow, though this loser oughta know
Octagonia couldn’t prep you for this foe’s show!
You went to Heliodor and got called evil by its king?
I’d have done the same if I saw your look: Android 17!
You’ll beg like Prince Faris when you see me beat Erik
Spitting golden like his sis, the goody two-shoes can’t bear it!
Your Pep Powers can’t best my All-Out Attack 
Such a blank slate Futaba can’t decipher this hack
Your franchise’s gone Jaded ‘cause your mechanics are dated
So I went ahead and changed them, now the critics all praise it!
Even in Smash, you’re hated, went from RPG to RNG
Left Yggdrasil to rot, but not as ruined as your family tree!

Luminary (1:08):
My family kept me safe until their last breath
While yours weren’t bothered to help when you were put on arrest!
I’ll show your true form, you’re not a hero like you claim
The only hearts you steal are from girls on Valentine’s Day!
So how’d you call out Kamoshida when you’re all kinds of yuck?
‘Cause this student lets his teacher offer him a Puff Puff
Always whining about society, and with your name to boot
Joker’s such a clown he should join Sylvando’s circus group! (Uh!)
Stop the talk, ‘cause I spit lines like chalk you can’t dodge
Brewing more flow than you could in your coffee shop
Atlus milked you dry, even they’re able to jest
They should make like Morgana and finally put you to rest!

Joker (1:37):
Heh, you’re just jealous the West can’t see your worth
Stole the show at the Game Awards, you got upstaged by a bear and bird
May be the Luminary, but I’m shining in the spotlight
Any spells you throw, I’ll evade them like a Liquid Metal Slime
I’m stunning and cunning, you’ll never me see coming
I’d say make like Ryuji’s track team and start running! (Yeah.)
Just check my fans to see how much I’ve been taking hearts
While with a meaty demo, this hero’s still sub-par!

Luminary (1:56):
Can’t talk fans when one mistake drove them away
Alongside Phan-sites with those who never played your game!
I'll Take Over your show, you’ll beat Haru in smallest screen time
You Switch-ing to Nintendo? That’s the real Last Surprise!

Joker (2:06):
Came up shorter than Veronica when you let Mordegon bring hell 
Go on home to Cobblestone - oh wait, that’s gone as well!
Should’ve used that Forge to craft better rhyme schemes
If you went back in time, you’d still lose to this phantom thief (Begone.)

Joker vs Luminary - JK's Rap Battles (ft. Special Inquisitor Rayyan & RaccoonBroVA)

a Battle of the men of your dreams

Trakked as This Man
RaccoonBro as Freddy Krueger 
Written by: M&Matt, Fredle, and Trakked
Mixed by Trakked:

Lines:
Freddy Krueger:
I’ve awoken for this battle to beat this happy valley dreamer
Cause your shitty story got me doing the weez…..er!
This args past was left checkered, playing your lines black and white, checkers
Better post this verse on twitter cause you’re getting tim deck-er-d
I'm willing to admit this bitch went Viral, ok
But he lost fame after marketing for Viral K
And it's about prime time you get some good lines bitch
Eating your pasta will be a fine dine of lines to dish bitch
Keep up your shit lines and you'll be more sliced than that dog
Forehead longer than my franchise, yet you keep that fucked smile, dawg
It's the most iconic freddy, topping robot terror teddies
God I haven't shredded paper this bad since super freddy!

This Man:
EVER DREAM THIS MAN? Every night throughout the world,
Freddy loses tons of battles to teenage boys and girls
It seems like you like getting beat by that child
So I’ll just bring the X-Files against this pedophile
In the later years, your franchise got a little wild
Now with ya reboot any little girl is your Dream Child
So many holes and random strings so i’ll pull ya at the seams
Your taglines were right; I am the man of your dreams
Shape-shift a new verse; A rap god is what I manifest
The fire I spit is more orange than your game on NES
Seems no one admire you, and that mug is just the proof 
If I’m the diss man of roasts your the “look at this dude"

Freddy Krueger:
1 or 2 bad lines I guess should be fine
But 3 and 4 to 9 and 10? I’ll never fucking sleep again!
Your arg’s so long and boring, on and on it goes
And your lines have only been seen in stockholm….syndrome!
Your just a shitty plot for some capitalists to make stocks(ya)
With that shitty mangaka they should call it Mang-caca
The most iconic face of horror up against a debunked cryptid
Guess I'm living a day with spongebob, the film never existed
The callers claiming they see you sure like to phone in,
It's a sad time when a hospital is the only place you've been shown-in
You'll be dead by daylight so quit your guerrilla marketing
You're a mindless monster trying to be smart, gorilla marketing

This Man:
I'd put a mask on, but that would be just unfair
Cause you're used to masked killers becoming your New Nightmare!
Why don’t you shut your greasy trap you burnt chicken nugget
Bring the flames to once again burn Myers disfigured cousin
Theories say you better get praying, or are you godless? 
While you're killing topless teens, Jason left you topless
You got Craven cravin for a box office success
Then gave up in the sequel, he couldn’t make it suck less
Then he got stoned in the 3rd hoping you would stick
But gave up in 4, spitting fire from a dog’s dick
Dream child came along and he hoped you would come back great
Then he realised Freddy's Dead, no need for that remake

This Man Vs Freddy Krueger- Terrifying Rap Battles

RNG as Hanzo Shimada
RaccoonBroVA as Claude von Riegan

Malina Rose as Edelgard von Hrsevelg

Beat Produced by: Black Rose
Written by: Dani Frias
Additional Writing Help by: MetaMachine and Legengo
Mixed by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Hanzo:
This battle's started, and I'll be the one who's striking
You're first on my list and you won't be the last not to my liking
Going down when I'm rhyming, a school kid will not topple me
Your game won't change when out the equation; simple geometry

Claude:
Woah there, pineapple head. You can't be that rude
When the arms you shoot your arrows with look like a public bathroom
That's crude, with a broken bow, I still draw high
While with your powers, you're still the worst archer since Hawkeye

Hanzo:
What's a dragon to a deer? Let's just make the battle clear
Must be baffling my ears, you are at another tier
You got a whole neckbeard, best know your niche
Killed one guy then went "racism’s no more",
Bitch, you should dip from this midconvo like my name is Ingrid
Chess became a dating sim and now we got this inbred
Instead, I'll just shoot you ‘til your clan dies out
I'm climbing walls, so come take this for an upside down
Confessed your love to your teacher then you walked off
You should make like her and not talk
Put my voice by Jackie Chan, yours is a Twitch streamer
The same one that'd look at my montages for hits cleaner

Claude:
There's a difference between me and you in houses
I'm running one and you're just a poster so Trump bounces, that sounds shit
A street gang can't compare to that blood of royalty
So I'll joyfully kick your ass if you dare try to soil me, yup
You'll need more healing than your brother, if I'll be honest
The one you "killed" then turned into a Best Buy product
And now I got em and you on sight, I'm bouta take some bodies
And having you burn in hell like you're Hanzo….Hasashi, oh
Half your roster's bitches Lorenz simps over
You rock a DPS but that's some BS that you odor
Take this burn and cry about your honor, I'm in my element
And I've seen better aim out of a Minecraft Skeleton

Hanzo:
At least my game rocks anime sword fighters
You needed waifus in order to get yours higher
Eating up this track and the dragons will eat you now
Like ryūu ga waga teki wo kurau

Claude:
Kinda funny that you think that you'd be skewing me
Played by toxic players then you took an arrow to the-

Edelgard:
No, we're not doing that

Claude:
Ugh, alright
Just another thief that I'll banish after a long wait
While getting dropped for Widowmaker, that's what I call fate

The Unabomber vs Postman Pat - RNG Rap Battle

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