great stuff man, can't wait to see you grow as a creator

Dude, thank you so much for asking me to reprise Joker, this battle sounds awesome!

This shit smooth. I be bopping. Good stuff my friend. 

JustGamer as Mr. Game & Watch 
Spidey Fam as Henry Stickmin
Written by JustGamer, Sculpture, YLFEthan
Beat by Kustom
Mixed and Mastered by Glitch

Mr. Game & Watch:
Watch me grapple your cheap road gimmick and then have it unraveled
You're not breaking any NewGrounds so take the path less traveled
Constantly getting saved by Ellie and then you go and cause more fuss? 
Prepare yourself for this fire rap track, or you’ll crash and burn like Charles does
You take a half-finished plot and throw other people’s properties in between 
But you can’t see your constant referencing, with your winking at the screen
Then you got blind sided by Among Us distracting all your players
Just think of this as Youtubers reacting to another of your failures

Henry Stickmin:
You know, you and I are not that different, we’re cut from a similar cloth 
But your raps are so boring you must be channeling your Innersloth 
Parachute from my airship before you make like a f-air hit and bomb that 
You'll fall flat, cause I'm used to battling foes that talk in all cap
The legendary thief, Henry Stickmin
Will easily be able to steal the win
Against the scrappy average hack
Laying in the handheld console bargain bin
Even riding solo, this hero remains fearless
While you always remain so low on the tierlists
Nowadays, your fame has faded away
Cause Nintendo gave Wario your whole schtick

Mr. Game & Watch:
Took one look at making something unique before Fleeing the Complex
Your slapstick sense of humor makes it easy to guess what comes next
Been losing traction since you dropped on Steam
Applying “Random equals funny” in every scene  
And it seems that your greed is so extreme
Won't even share the blame for the death of your team!

Henry Stickmin:
You’ll never be bringing the beef, even with your neutral B
Being replaced on modern releases, this novelty can’t topple me
Been in prison before, I know about bars and how to make them 
After this fail, you’ll see trying to battle me is where you were mistaken

Henry Stickmin vs. Mr Game & Watch - Smash Bros vs. Anything

Thumbnail created by: Fightmarker
Mixed by: Serena

Jofinity:
Yo it’s Jo you know, like a 812
Finally in a battle rap, ‘gainst Ray, debut
Thought you’d plagiarize my bars, like ya pirate your views
But your lines put me to sleep, like ya game reviews
You can’t top the charts ‘cause you got no flows tho
While I’m securin’ top 10, just watch my mojo
Sound like JaySavage all the slurrin’ that you’re sayin’
When I arrive at my destination, I’m gonna kill Rayyan
Production value increased but your quality fell
Brushing off stealing beats like “anyway, well…”
Super Star of the show while you’re stuck as the editor
Maybe cut yourself, fill in a better competitor

Rayyan:
For a guy called Hamilton, I thought that you’d be good at rapping
Now you’re trying to surpass me? There’s no room for it to happen!
For the sake of gaining traction, you drop quality to vomit vids
Crunch your crew with that appalling work ethic? Enough of this!
You couldn’t mask your lack of flow with those horrendous covers, Jo
You better stick to blowing though, like many of your videos
Only won Top 10 ‘cause May was lacking competition
Repetition in your disses, always missing with your rhythm
Thinking you're impatient; decision-making? You're worse
Can't compare to the content I'm making, should learn 
How to fucking edit for a change, so worthless, it hurts
LEAVE JOFINITY SHUT DOWN LIKE NINTENDO SHUT DOWN MIIVERSE

Jofinity:
This Brit’s got less wit than Psytube, dismissin’ all your rhymes, dude
Try to as you might, can’t measure up to my views
It’s time to face the facts, my dude, you can’t comeback
My path is Raichous, your mixing sounds like it’s from BandLab
It’s bad RNG that you are battlin’ me
You got drawn out raps like ANIMATION VS ANYTHING
Sound like Jeff the Killer with Goku screamin’
Always pulling all nighters like GO TO SLEEP BRIT

Rayyan:
JOIN THE DISCORD through your vids, yet it's only full of kids
All your hot takes are just shit, better cool down with some mint
It’s no wonder you wear glasses ‘cause you can’t fucking spell
Bitch, I carry your own battles, check Mewtwo vs Cell
I’m pulling all-nighters ‘cause you keep forcing me to
Bonus-style editing’s your plan for a reboot?
Just look at your icon, I snapped and you’re reduced 
I’d spit heat to burn you out but it seems I don’t need to

Rayyan vs. Jofinity

Not sure if this'll get a video (leaning more on the it will but yea). Wanted to redeem my boy Vegeta writing wise.

Shadow Zel as Zuko
Dani Frias as Vegeta

Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Written by: Dani Frias
Additional Writing Help by: MetaMachine
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Trakked

Lyrics:

Zuko:
Call up Iroh in this bitch, bouta spill the tea
Don’t think that you just got the pitch, you’re not killing me
They really sent me out here fighting ‘gainst a slave who’s very fragile
Prepare to take this L, dude, you lose in every battle
Guess it’s time I put you down, burn you and then take the crown
Your planet probs a nation my tribe took down
A whole clown, set in stone that you can’t bare lines
Just a side dish, and I ain’t lovin’ that McDonald’s hairline
I’m rockin’ prince titles before you, your situation's clear
Get yourself beat up then you’re comin’ back like "Hello, Vegeta's here"
Be scared when we appear, I don't take foes kindly
You're 5'3, so I'll just stomp on you and win with this timely

Vegeta:
Hey, edgy boy, you should relax, you’re just a Nick show
You’ll probably start dabbing or something, I know how this goes
I've trained for this but you're dancing with Aang and think you're savage
Sit ya ass down, you left your training arc all to a dragon
I spit facts and my show rocks scars better than you
So keep that ponytail, 'cause this side dish is rockin' menus
Bitch, you only got decent in the last season 
Imma just finish you off to spare your sad breathin'

Zuko:
What’s a mere Prince to a Fire Lord, think you're taking down my horde?
My guards will take you on and then go torture you til I am bored
I’d pipe your girl but Yamcha did it for me
I got honor, you're just punching your son 'til he's down and snoring
This vegetable can't cook up nothin', no room for his pick up
But go ahead and keep dragging this til the fish jumps

Vegeta:
I'll destroy your shit with a galick gun, don’t think I’ll let that slip aside 
You built like a Ying and Yang symbol so it’s no wonder you can’t pick a side
Keep mentioning Bulma, I'll show you hell's gates. From there, you're crossing it
All tough from someone who was bowing when caught talking shit
Zuko got no bars in Ba Sing Se
Take the dub to Ozai, in the end, you still bring shame
You're clowned by every team you're in, and gave Iroh some poor housing
How many L's does Zuko got? Over 9000
And now you're bouta take another 'cuz of my company
You lost tryna step up to the Prince. And that's rough, buddy

Happy birthday Meta!!

Zuko vs. Vegeta - #12

Space princesses who rebel against galactic empires aboard iconic spaceships.

BrookeMorganVA as Rosalina
garbageGothic as Princess Leia 
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Luma
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Additional writing help by the SIR Rap Battles Crew
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell

This battle is kinda long, so here's the doc for the lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-U-ZhmTb9-bu0wAzAt2FZTbvjhwh6XwxmA1dOE-GPU/edit?usp=sharing

Rosalina vs Leia. SIR Rap Battles (ft. BrookeMorganVA and garbageGothic)



King Mewtwo as Postman Pat

RaccoonBroVA As the Unabomber

Beat by: Dansonn

Written by: RNG
Help from: King Mewtwo and Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by: Zagranis



Pat: (0:22)
It's not a great day in Greendale with Theodore John Kazynski 
I’m the master of the mail I’ll be delivering disses see?
I got a black and white cat, you're just a black sheep
The UNA-BUM of the Freedom Club can't best me
Your brain got twisted by 3 years of torture
When you got sick as a kid it messed you up even more so
If being sick was the cause of all your bombing murder sprees
What makes you think trying to spit sick won't also bomb verbally?
I run my rounds on this beat it's not my tires that are poppin
Cause on the microphone i'm a Greendale Rocket
With a diss on flow 
there's an L through your door, and this one wont blow 

Ted: (0:55)
Wait, who is this, some british bitch made for kids?
Theres nothing fucking to him how am i supposed to diss
Oh well i guess for killing a beat i'll take another guilty plea
Cause for a postman you have terrible delivery
You embody the thing that I hate the most Pat
Mindless nothing of a children's show Pat
Tech filled entertainment taking meaning from life
With fake “education” slowly melting away minds
Then you were made worse when you became CGI    
I'm not surprised computers took away any of your life
Yet it seems you’re out of date most people leave you forgot
Even I’ve been alive years after your show’s motion stopped

Pat: (1:28)
Ted that wasn't very nice, but I’m not talking about your crimes
When You’ve not had 16 lines but you bombed 16 times
I'm doing my dream job while you just dropped from yours
I provide for my family while you leeched off of yours
I teach kids lessons in being kind and growing up
You teach people horrid lessons by blowing them up
I diss sharp on a track that i run like my van
Movement ended by your brother, should be used to backstabs

Ted: (1:50)
A Clifftons loss usually upsets me but not when
you clowned with Ted like you had to make cash for your execs 
You talk of my family and how "backstabbing brought my end"
But you gave a ginger kid to one of your blonde friends
And you wish to diss my methods of saving humanity 
When you do nothing for the world mindlessly sitting there happily
Watching an episode of yours is an insanity plea
But we’re done here i want back in my cell for some peace



The Unabomber vs Postman Pat - RNG Rap Battle

Hello and welcome to my first ever rap battle audio! Today we have Persona 5's Joker and the Luminary from Dragon Quest 11 to see which silent teenage JRPG protagonists branded as evil criminals by the authorities will come out on top!

Written by JK03
Chiseled by Special Inquisitor Rayyan and Jofinity
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
RaccoonBroVA as Joker
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Luminary
Beat by Shawn West

Luminary (0:19):
A new enemy draws near? I’m up to the task
To go make this delinquent cower Beneath that Mask!
Destined at birth to purge the darkness from Erdrea
You’re an edgy teen in black - Kylo Ren Amamiya!
While I craft raps that slap hard like Grand Master Pang
You lack the Guts for this beef, spend more time at Big Bang
Seems it’s not only corrupt hearts in this thief’s hands
Merely a Jojo reference by ripping off their Stands!


Joker (0:39):
Alright, my turn to flow, though this loser oughta know
Octagonia couldn’t prep you for this foe’s show!
You went to Heliodor and got called evil by its king?
I’d have done the same if I saw your look: Android 17!
You’ll beg like Prince Faris when you see me beat Erik
Spitting golden like his sis, the goody two-shoes can’t bear it!
Your Pep Powers can’t best my All-Out Attack 
Such a blank slate Futaba can’t decipher this hack
Your franchise’s gone Jaded ‘cause your mechanics are dated
So I went ahead and changed them, now the critics all praise it!
Even in Smash, you’re hated, went from RPG to RNG
Left Yggdrasil to rot, but not as ruined as your family tree!

Luminary (1:08):
My family kept me safe until their last breath
While yours weren’t bothered to help when you were put on arrest!
I’ll show your true form, you’re not a hero like you claim
The only hearts you steal are from girls on Valentine’s Day!
So how’d you call out Kamoshida when you’re all kinds of yuck?
‘Cause this student lets his teacher offer him a Puff Puff
Always whining about society, and with your name to boot
Joker’s such a clown he should join Sylvando’s circus group! (Uh!)
Stop the talk, ‘cause I spit lines like chalk you can’t dodge
Brewing more flow than you could in your coffee shop
Atlus milked you dry, even they’re able to jest
They should make like Morgana and finally put you to rest!

Joker (1:37):
Heh, you’re just jealous the West can’t see your worth
Stole the show at the Game Awards, you got upstaged by a bear and bird
May be the Luminary, but I’m shining in the spotlight
Any spells you throw, I’ll evade them like a Liquid Metal Slime
I’m stunning and cunning, you’ll never me see coming
I’d say make like Ryuji’s track team and start running! (Yeah.)
Just check my fans to see how much I’ve been taking hearts
While with a meaty demo, this hero’s still sub-par!

Luminary (1:56):
Can’t talk fans when one mistake drove them away
Alongside Phan-sites with those who never played your game!
I'll Take Over your show, you’ll beat Haru in smallest screen time
You Switch-ing to Nintendo? That’s the real Last Surprise!

Joker (2:06):
Came up shorter than Veronica when you let Mordegon bring hell 
Go on home to Cobblestone - oh wait, that’s gone as well!
Should’ve used that Forge to craft better rhyme schemes
If you went back in time, you’d still lose to this phantom thief (Begone.)

Joker vs Luminary - JK's Rap Battles (ft. Special Inquisitor Rayyan & RaccoonBroVA)

Thumbnail created by: Fightmarker
Mixed by: Serena

Oofie:
JustGamer, think you’re so tough, Gamer
Selling bathwater to please your lust, Gamer
Got Sam to suck Gamer, got him to trust Gamer
Then you got your whole crew to do your stuff, Gamer
Fired me for being bad, but you couldn’t edit either
Voiced the Zodiac Killer, but you just can’t work with cyphers
So you worked with EpicLLOYD, but listen closely, man
It’s only cause you kissed ass on Patreon, might have to bring it to OnlyFans
JG, well how would J see
When he knows Oofie will leave him slayed, beat
I’ve seen better qualities come from Psytube 
Jealous of his success, is that why you fight, dude?

JustGamer:
They put me up against the humanized version of Roblox? Well bring it on! 
We know exactly how this match will go like you leaked it from a Patreon!
Dressed as the KKK, why is it this toddler can never act proper?
Even now your writing remains problematic, so why even bother?
You should go get your lyrics redone by Benny
The quality has only improved since you left DRB 
Maybe I should scrap this and rap against RNG
Cause next to him, you look even lower in quality
So don’t tussle with me I suggest that you make like your joke series and just stay resting
Against the guy who could never go solo, I think it’s pretty clear “Which Is The Best Thing”

Oofie:
Editing’s crashed, your crediting’s trash
The evidence is that 
You’ll be deafened with the facts
You talk about my writing, but you don’t do shit, how?
Cause when it comes to battle progress, you seem to Glitch out
Salty cause your style’s weak, don’t invoke the god
“Yo Oofie! We should battle!” Thinking that he’ll beat my whole squad
But like Serena and those other fake ass rappers 
I’ll get you solidified as a low fucking fraud...

JustGamer:
Oh that was your verse? I’ve always knew you write by going “man puns are fun” 
And getting meme’d by Dustin is the only time that you’re taking number one
Also where’s your invite to the big royale? I’m newer to the community but even that
Didn’t stop the fact I’m always gonna be more talented than this trashy hack

Oofie:
Wow, you talk Dustin but I’ve already seen you hanging in his basement
Then brag it to all your friends, acting like that’s some based shit
And your stupid Scott the Woz voice, why don’t you botch that thought
I’m getting heated right now: an awfully hot coffee pot...
Your lines hiro-hit or miss, just straight up pitiful shit
You’re just another Zagranis who thinks they’re packing hits
But this Gamer girl doesn’t have bathwater flow, those lines won’t sell
It’d be better if you quit both this battle and DRB as well

JustGamer:
Almost everyone in your crew has completely abandoned you
And it ain’t a coincidence that since then they’ve all seemed to improved
Tried to redeem an old battle but you only made it a bigger joke
“Yeah we only need one take Kyle” You were on drugs blowing all that smoke
Quitting on your own series, you’re complete trash, kid
Learn to take criticism, cause matter of the fact is
If you actually practiced, you could be well established
But the only close call here is your entry on the blacklist
So don’t step up to me, you’ll come to see, ultimately
No matter what aspect, you’ll always get your ass rekt by the JG MC

Oofie vs. JustGamer

Jeffree Star Voiced By Jenni No Mercy
Tom Savini Voiced By Raichous
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Raichous
Thumbnail By Oofie
Beat Prod. by Frankie Vibes  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5NbTwBZMMI

Jeffree:
I’m sorry, but why do you wanna face this?
Looking like Ted White after a Jason face lift!
Gotta be a prank. Did the Dobres tape this?
Call you a powder foundation, ya basic!
Now I’ve been used to drama, but this has-been as my rival kinda lowers the bar
I’m fuck-proof on the mic, we’re worlds apart, Hitting you so hard, call me Jeffree WorldStar!
I’ll shatter through that haphazard slash man
A fashion disaster, with a flasher ‘stache, damn!
You career’s gone stagnant, The computer’s your replacement
Only fans are the pale nerds locked in their basements!
This Maniac thinks his blood fests are some hot shit
Boils down to gore porn made by a misogynist!
I’ve been told I was prodigy, a god to be, it’s odd to me
To see the Godfather of Gore is trying offing me!
Face it Tommy Boy! You looking Tubby, boy!
Maybe use your make up magic on that tummy, boy!
One watch of your “Wet Dreams” makes me sick!
Of course you like fencing. You’re just a little prick!
Now you get your chance, old man! Don’t have a heart attack grabbing the mic!
Although that would be a fitting end, to “Screaming Mad” George Lite

Tom:
(Heh) Thank god you stopped, think my hearing went dead
That rap made me envy my fake rubber head
Your damn squeaky voice is a spike to the brain
No wonder your music career’s in the drain
Sorry, princess. You’re shilling it, I make my Blood Money from spilling it
So you can try to make me seem villainous. Of course the Sultan of Splatter is killing it!
You’re used to cheap bars, it’s where you got your start in!
I cut my teeth, cutting wrists in Martin!
In that Hollywood circle, your boy was putting in work
You really wanna measure with your Youtube circle jerk?
I know documentaries, got two about Jason
That Shane Daws shlock was just bad product placement!
You only got lies spilling out your painted kisser
But your silver tongue couldn’t protect you from the sisters!
Cashing in on Controversy, it seems like a crapshoot!
So try to run the track. You can’t handle a tracksuit!
Think it’s time for the living Bratz doll to behave
You can watch me Sundance on top of your channel’s grave!
Hope you’re ready to burn out Jeff, ‘cause that’s all that Stars do
I’m spitting, committed to splitting you. You won’t be around for part 2!

Jeffree:
Watch it hun! I’m an internet icon, this bygone is nothing!
You really can’t throw shade at the shine coming off my Diamond button!
Got millions of followers, your demographic is teeny!
With the way you treat female fans, the real “Creepshow”’s Savini!
Enough Smoke and Mirror, your whole life is bomb
This fake vet was only shooting pics in Vietnam 
Everything you do misfires, it seems to be your lot
Maybe you could ask your daughter how to shoot a better shot

Tom:
Again you go for the cheapest hits, the easy shit, you freaking ditz!
This racist kid, and tasteless twit. Your talents being wasted, bitch!
Wanna question my honor? Your love life is a goner
Only fit in at my school as a model for the monster!
Keep calling me old? Well you’re goddamn right!
Was making movies violent when you were back at Prom Night!
Film is a magical medium, but even I couldn’t make your bars stand out
With that crap performance, even your fans are thinking….What Now?

Jeffree Star Vs. Tom Savini(Prod. by Frankie vibes)

Prod by. Paryo

Lyrics:

DANI:
Shit, I must be famous now seein’ all these dudes comin’ up
Think I'm a little wasted seein’ salsa on my double cup
Salsa? I’m bouta dip and create Dani Nation
With Benny and Serena, call that shit culture appropriation
Damn, bruh, think I’m finna migrate from this era
Damn, bruh, fuck my girl at yo daughter quincenera
De verdad. Wanna relax and act like I don’t know you
Fuck y’all, I’ll be chillin’ in a cloud like Goku
With rap, I am the go-to, doin’ numbers like accounting
Quit the clownin’. I’m a god at flow but once you’re in, you drownin’
No recountin’, I’ll go bounce and stick to goin’ past surroundings
How’s that soundin’, call you the Grinch since yo ass high in a mountain bitch
Call me pansexual 'cause I’m in love with that bread, yo
My money made from Carvel only could pay off ya debts bro
Strep throat’s what they be gettin’ if they my next foe
Call this shit a border, there’s a fine line with this shit, hoe

ZAGRANIS:
Mamacita, she a freak a, fuck her at the Margaritas
Right behind the eatin’ booth, so that way nobody can see us
Try to keep up with the dope, flow
Packin that meat like a ta,co
Flickin’ my wrist while I’m fuckin’ yo bitch
Not to mention I’m just going lo,co
Bow down to the queen, of the rap scene
I’m nowhere clean, I’m just obscene
Thanks for having me on this shit, Mr. Dani Frias
I’m driving a Lambo, and these Puta’s driving Prius
Rap battle kid gotta make it again
Your rap’s made by the Shit Goblin
Shoutout to Dilly man, finna make a billy man
Two sides of the coin, don’t call me a man
Drippin’ so hard call me the imposter
Oversaturated you can call me Gatcha
Got that (7x) SALSA
Shit, I must be famous now seein’ all these dudes comin’ up
Think I’m a little wasted seein’ salsa on my double cup
Salsa? I’m bouta dip and create Serenation
With Benny and Dani, call that shit culture appropriation

SNAKEBITE126:
Hola, drop a dose of Espanola when I hold the mic
Wait hol up, I’m not Hispanic, hell Asian tip-toes the line
Cause inside I’m more white than a bowl of rice
Sorry if that’s too controversial but what’s a Salsa with no damn spice
Me, Dani, and Zagranis fly like the Three damn Caballeros
I’m 15 but still poppin, throw ya mans a quinceanaro
Yuh, Dustin’s protégè, a wordsmith, won’t let no clowns try to pull shit
Your man was born like a matador how I’m cracking down on y’all’s bullshit
And to be clear, my man Frias here’s the head honcho
The most Mexican I’ve ever been’s eating Del Taco while watching El Macho
So why the fuck am I even here on this beat, bro
Oh yea, maybe cause your girl’s lips wrapped round my meat like a burrito
Fuck, that’s illegal, sorry lock me up amigo
I got more traffic than El Chapo’s cartel, hard selling street coke
Breezed through this feature, so as the Asian boy, I’ll relay the math 
16 bars split up into two hours? I fucking ate this track
Shit, I must be famous now seein’ all these dudes comin’ up
Think I’m a little wasted seein’ salsa on my double cup
Salsa? I’m bouta dip and create Sussy Nation
With Dani and Serena, call that shit culture appropriation

SALSA (feat. Zagranis and Snakebite126)

RNG as Hanzo Shimada
RaccoonBroVA as Claude von Riegan

Malina Rose as Edelgard von Hrsevelg

Beat Produced by: Black Rose
Written by: Dani Frias
Additional Writing Help by: MetaMachine and Legengo
Mixed by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Hanzo:
This battle's started, and I'll be the one who's striking
You're first on my list and you won't be the last not to my liking
Going down when I'm rhyming, a school kid will not topple me
Your game won't change when out the equation; simple geometry

Claude:
Woah there, pineapple head. You can't be that rude
When the arms you shoot your arrows with look like a public bathroom
That's crude, with a broken bow, I still draw high
While with your powers, you're still the worst archer since Hawkeye

Hanzo:
What's a dragon to a deer? Let's just make the battle clear
Must be baffling my ears, you are at another tier
You got a whole neckbeard, best know your niche
Killed one guy then went "racism’s no more",
Bitch, you should dip from this midconvo like my name is Ingrid
Chess became a dating sim and now we got this inbred
Instead, I'll just shoot you ‘til your clan dies out
I'm climbing walls, so come take this for an upside down
Confessed your love to your teacher then you walked off
You should make like her and not talk
Put my voice by Jackie Chan, yours is a Twitch streamer
The same one that'd look at my montages for hits cleaner

Claude:
There's a difference between me and you in houses
I'm running one and you're just a poster so Trump bounces, that sounds shit
A street gang can't compare to that blood of royalty
So I'll joyfully kick your ass if you dare try to soil me, yup
You'll need more healing than your brother, if I'll be honest
The one you "killed" then turned into a Best Buy product
And now I got em and you on sight, I'm bouta take some bodies
And having you burn in hell like you're Hanzo….Hasashi, oh
Half your roster's bitches Lorenz simps over
You rock a DPS but that's some BS that you odor
Take this burn and cry about your honor, I'm in my element
And I've seen better aim out of a Minecraft Skeleton

Hanzo:
At least my game rocks anime sword fighters
You needed waifus in order to get yours higher
Eating up this track and the dragons will eat you now
Like ryūu ga waga teki wo kurau

Claude:
Kinda funny that you think that you'd be skewing me
Played by toxic players then you took an arrow to the-

Edelgard:
No, we're not doing that

Claude:
Ugh, alright
Just another thief that I'll banish after a long wait
While getting dropped for Widowmaker, that's what I call fate

Hanzo vs. Claude

The authors of unknown and incomprehensible horrors face off in a rap battle.

JustGamer as Junji Ito
Tony Rigatoni as H. P. Lovecraft (video)
RaccoonBroVA as H. P. Lovecraft (audio)
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan. Oofie, MaviKartal2003
Additional writing help by Cri, WDRB and M&Matt 
Research done by MaviKartal2003
Edited by Oofie and Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Beatg33kz
Cover art by KCToons

Junji Ito (0:15):
Ito’s flow gets dough you didn't know
So I’ll hit you with unseen horrors
Walk through my rap mountain and be a tourist
You made the mold, now like Amigara, I’mma leave it broken!
Notice, how an inspiration
Like my own set of manga collection
Able to beat your whole sheet of mythical beasts
With classics like Uzamaki and Tomie! 
Yeah sure, later on you had an impact
But from your early life, you were in fact
Never able to sustain yourself
Until you died, dust stayed on your shelves
For Lovecraft’s entire life, he was far too poor and sickly
Many games came from his work, but Howard couldn’t keep his HP

H. P. Lovecraft (0:44):
From even the greatest of horrors irony is seldom absent.
The lines recited were hypocrisy when even YOU look up to me!
Horrors were actually scary back when
I was in charge, and not this sick man’s discharge
But now the OG H.P. is back in 
Can’t stand up to me even with legs on fish, sharks!
I crafted a genre, shocked readers for ages
Instilling dismay when they’re flipping the pages
A shame, you lent your work to Kojima’s game
Then it all went to shit and it left fans outrageous 
I summon ocean flow that crashes down harder than Cthulhu
whereas you flopped even harder than the anime horror collection’s debut!
Lovecraft’s the horror god! Show you this roarer’s thoughts
This wit doesn’t miss, forging the motherfuckin’ Necronomicon
Fostering these flocks of hellspawn
The juggernaut of fear, undermine whatever you have drawn
Writing talent that just can’t be likened
Make like your finale and storm out here frightened 
Dental technician but you pack no bite
Ito’s got a kickin’ from this hallow’s fright!

Junji Ito (1:28):
Those fillers in your rap made it drier than City of Pillars
But judging from my manga Shiver, they’ll call me a serial killer
You went from the Nameless City 
To the readers going: “Name less shit, please!”
With those mythos, you couldn’t spit flow
Your films were a shitshow, it shows!
Can’t keep up the pace, of course you’re a race-ist
Who couldn’t give needs to his family for days, and
You only cursed the paper writing on it
While HP still haunts paper across the nation!
That tumour had left you for dead (Ah!)
Gyo is filled up with dread! (Ah!)
The cats have all become my friends (Aw!)
But with your cat’s name: enough said! (Ah...)

H. P. Lovecraft (1:57):
How can your little Inside Story cast a Shadow Over the Titan of Horror? 
When every story in your inventory's simply body gore porn? (Eugh…)
I got pitted against a peculiar lonely fanatic of cats
Who’s eaten from so much of my work: call you Junji Itadakimasu!
A Beast In The Cave and a beast on the beat
Shan’t need The Alchemist to Love-craft your defeat
Junji’s just jealous that he can’t compete
When I’ve got whole subgenres named after me
Seen better Uzumakis from Naruto, so what makes you think you’re superior?
But now I end this rap battle as the Cthulhu to this inferior!

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