Good battle man! Julian and Mewtwo did really good with their roles and I really like the more mellow tone this battle has! Though if there was something that could've been edited for the battle I feel the beat drowned out the rappers a bit and could've been toned down a little bit more when mixing. But otherwise this is a really unique battle you made!

It's the battle of the robot rebels in this MSRB, now on Soundcloud!
Thumbnail and Connor by Rayyan: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvvFhD8vewjIfLVcJs9xNsA

Android 17: (0:11)

Would you look at that? Challenged by scrap for brains
What’s crazier, the fact people’d wanna play your game
Thinks he’s hot shot, with a cult driven plot
‘Til he’s stopped on the spot, joins the mob he had fought

You had one simple mission; put Markus outta commission
Then you have him commissioned, betray and lose recognition
Try to fight me? I’ll endanger you, don’t even try it
I’d invite you to my island, but I doubt you could find it

I’ma knock you out, so lick the blood offa your mouth
You got a pal named North, but this battle’s going south
Arrest me for dropping bars, if you’re such a good cop
‘Cause I killed this track like Hank makin’ his heart stop

Connor: (0:43)

I’m Connor, the android sent to end your cyber life
I’ve preconstructed your verse and made sure to analyze
All your flaws and weaknesses, never saw you beating this
Invisible in your series like some non-raw Thirium

With a coin, I am tricky, got the strap on me, blicky
Suit and tie, I am drippy, beat me? You are tripping
You won’t survive this fight, no plot armor at all
7 giant wishing orbs but you still have no balls

According to my calculations, you were destined for greatness
‘Till you became a dead weight, and then had no deviation
Nothing to your character except a snarky attitude
You’ll find that I left 17 stab wounds!

Android 17: (1:15)

Sorry, who were you again? I seem to have forgotten
Oh right, traitor to his mission, Amanda-lorian
Humans used us as their toys, puppets to exploit
I’m known for saving the universe, you’re known for saving Detroit


Connor: (1:25)

Thought you’d have a better flow, with a name like Lapis
Extracted you in a lab, now I’m laughin’ at what happened
Never seen a redemption arc that happens all offscreen
How ironic, the detective just made a crime scene

Connor vs Android 17 (feat. Special Inquisitor Rayyan). Mini-Star Rap Battle!

𝕆ℝ 𝕊𝕌𝕄𝕄 💄👠

Welcome to the sixth EpicCPRB, the battle of creepypasta sidekicks, one good and one evil, who turned against their ‘partners’.

Mixed by Jacob

Jacob as Solomon
ChaoProductions as I HATE YOU

Lyrics:

Solomon:
When you’re going up against Solomon, prepare to feel pain
Because your rhymes are nothing against the raps I’m making rain
Following you like the boos on crack that live with you 
Compared to other spooky stories, your wall writing isn’t new 
Soaring high above you, like Mothra in a maze
Even Red himself couldn’t best me ‘til his second phase
As I’m about to show a green Santa Claus that when he steps to me
I can prove that your fangame was worse than Sonic.EXE

I HATE YOU: 
I thought I’d be pit against someone who doesn’t stink
But OH GOD NO! Your face makes the Ghost Ship in my stomach sink
You look like one of the abominations your old master is
I’d rather face him anyways, at least he’d be a challenge!
I’ll tell you a secret: I ALWAYS hated you!
So it’s too late now to leave this fight, as I just decimated you
At a later view: Mario walks into the door
And sees your head nailed to the wall; not the best anymore!

Solomon:
Wrong since 1973; the last thing you’ll see is “GAME OVER” just for you
And if I’m going down, I’ll make you feel all the pain that I do
Now stay out of my wiki, you big deformed carcass
Before I rip you to shreds, because I’m still the best!

I HATE YOU:
Once you’re defeated, I’ll stomp on your corpse forever!
You can die like the rest - a direct quote from your past master!
Make your blood spill, and I’m the one who’s dead!
You’ll lose this battle, just like how you lost to Red

Epic Creepypasta Rap Battles 6. I HATE YOU vs Solomon.

Vote for who won this battle!
www.strawpoll.me/18103912

Thumbnail created by Matthew Thomas
Mixed by Jacob

Lyrics:

Intro:

Kamren:
Alright, Julian, it’s time to see which one of us is the better fedora boy.
Why don’t you fucking bring it?

Alex:
Oh, so I did good in the royale and now I gotta beat down this bitch?
LET’S GET BACK DOWN TO BUSINESS!

Iris:
Kamren? You mean the guy that got semi-primed? Boy, do I remember why we banned him
Who’s Youtube content could be boiled down to: “LOL, I’M NERDY AND I’M RANDOM”
Eh, I see through whatever bullshit sob story apology you wrote up
Out here sounding like if Dragonsblood had his fucking nose plugged!
“Ollo everyone!” Man, shut the fuck up, you sound ridiculous.
I’ll punch the four eyes off this lunatic! Who thinks he can win? That shit’s delirious.
It’s pretty sketchy going toe-to-toe with me bro with that World War I Radio Microphone
Sheesh! I mean, your biggest feat is barely scraping by and defeating Honeycombs!
And on the subject of Kris, it’s pretty funny.
He was on one background, dabbing, lip-syncing was off, and his camera was blurry
And you beat him lyrically...so I suppose...congratulations? 
But somehow in that battle, his side was more appealing than your face is!
I mean, that acne’s giving this bitch a legitimate landscape
Yet he still posts what seems like 10 selfies a day, pulling the same damn face!
Seems you’re well versed in hood movies! This racist bitch might shoot me, how uneasy!
Especially when you’re looking like the poster boy for “Upcoming School Shooters Weekly!"
Stop posting vlogs, you’re really not that interesting
I’d call your old battles crap, but you went and did it for me
Improperly casted Dustin as Discord, and everyone’s said it! But don’t worry! I won’t! You’re safe!
All I’ll say is your biggest mistake was making the decision to create battles in the first place!

Kamren:
Are you done yet? Good, bout time you shut your mouth
Couldn't tell if that was your verse or another song you're trying to push out
Don't look surprised I'm calling you out, you invited me to do this
So fuck the damn buildup, and lets get down to buisness!
Didn't write our lines together, cause you're afraid of what I'll say
Then again, I'd act the same too if I argued with a mole for two hours straight
Handed over the biggest server? Noticed by Anthony Fantano?
No one gives a shit about your clout, so stay put in Todd’s Shadow
Funny you mention Kris, I’m still waiting for part three
You took my name out of my series and made it “Julian vs Anything”
Wanna talk about semi-prime? Didn’t you say you had regrets,
Of not defending me in the first place? Damn, there goes my respect
Go make another series, maybe one you’ll actually commit to
Cause as far as I’m concerned, Youtube doesn’t care about your reviews
Unless it’s about celebrity beef, you should be specialized with that
Leave the fedoras to me, lemur. Trying to be rich is making me laugh
From making me admin in your server to the praise, I thank you a bunch
But making me S Tier in the royale, umm, sucking up a bit much?
Call yourself an adult all you want, this was still child's play
The Beast best run away, cause I’m the predator and you’re my prey!

Kamren vs. Iris

we did it boys, we beat the old rap cypher's battle count :)
Alex the Beast as Thomas Edison
Light as Electro
Beat produced by: Tristan
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Alex
Writer: Trakked

Battle: 
Thomas Edison:
Out of every single man that uses my inventions for their wit, 
I’m against an electric using freak that can’t understand when to quit?
You’re quite the Marvel, indeed, but I’ve achieved much greater heights
I’ve helped even Morgan with his work; You’re just a criminal in tights
Try to fight me, I dare you! Your Alternating attacks can’t strike me
I spit it sickly, Directly, ‘till you’re back at prison for your crimes, see?
So, Max, if you call being beaten by Spiderman a great accomplishment, 
Then why don’t you accept your defeat, or are you too overconfident?

Electro:
That’s enough from the old man, you build stuff like they’re from IKEA
You’re more of a criminal than me! You stole all of Tesla’s ideas!
You’re in for quite the Shocker, my electric raps are unstable
I’ll be givin’ you more than a zap, man! It’s shameful that you’re unable
to do some work for yourself, instead of scramblin’ ‘round for a profit
Relying on some other rich idiots to give you what they got, shit,
I’m rockin’ this beat electrically, your chemistry’s backfiring, like your creations
Anyways, i’ll be leaving ya like Topsy; Shocked to death on its foundation

Thomas Edison:
It’s a shame you stoop so low, those blows may have meant to be harsh, but
They didn’t sting at all; I only heard static from those “sharp” cuts
Facing America’s Greatest Inventor was the biggest mistake you’ve had in mind,
‘Cause I’ll be leaving this low-tier criminal looking worse than his movie design!

Electro:
(C’MON!) You tried to stay in motion, but you failed worse than your company
Stan Lee made me a great villain! You’ve been on the verge of bankruptcy!
I’m Sinister with every rhyme I spit, But just beatin’ ya would be too easy,
I’ll be havin’ ya die twice; But this time it won’t be from diabetes (HA!)

Thomas Edison vs Electro - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #4

Special thanks to Alex for uploading
(he told me to put this here lol)

Beat Produced by: Imotape Productions
Written by: Dani Frias, King Mewtwo
Chiseled by: B O R K
Mixed by: J Morris the Review Guy
Thumbnail by: AaronGPeters

King Mewtwo  as John Lennon
J Morris the Review Guy as Kurt Cobain

Lyrics:

Lennon:
Imagine there was no heaven or nothing to pray to
After listening to your songs, I’d say I was in the same view
With all the kindergarten playbacks, come in here and you're too low
All Apologies, but I'll smack you back to In Utero

Cobain:
Here's the difference between Cobain’s art and the man who's dream’s a nudist
You claim you're high and mighty but I myself worship the Buddhists
You don’t sound like you’re into anything but how am I too low?
I know “All You Need is Love” didn't mean brag about Yoko Ono
Then spent your honeymoon in bed, and been slacking ever since
Didn't play for you to join, but did your OCD never rinse?
The always sad friend of the group with I guess one known Christmas tune
I wouldn’t be all too surprised if you were depressing this beat soon

Lennon:
Got a band named Nirvana, but seems within it’ll decay
A Heart Shaped Verse so shattered it’d crawl back to the guitars that you’ve played
My writing demons are no more, you can’t make yours fade away
So best clean up that filthy verse like the janitor that stayed

Cobain:
Across the Universe, but your best work was racist through the stars
The pain that I’ve been through’s not even close to you spitting your bars
Make like your Beatles departure and still keep up with the peace
As your nose is bigger than your ambition for another piece
You’re a Montage of Heck but at least when your Poison’s Gone
You’ll be Fecal Matter, after you’re announced before dawn
You don't want a Quarry, Man if you're as beta as those times
Maybe try getting used more often to think up better lines

Lennon:
I don't believe in death, but after this I think that’ll be switched
Seems it’s not the first time that you’ve been under a painted bridge
I've been seen through as a lord, better call up Harrison
Because the closest thing to your moment was buried pressure, son
Got you caught in more flow than your conceiving; Nevermind
Should’ve went back to film-making to make better bloody lines
You’re in the Brad Pitt now, if he’ll even show up for his part
And with a friend from Compton, I thought you would get him for this kind of art
You’ll change in here more than your members, I’ve moved on from what you’ve dissed with
I won’t take you seriously when your best song is for Teen Spirit
You’ve got many inspirations, and then went thinking you were flawless
But give my nickel back and Nickelback his crown for the obnoxious

Cobain:
Changed my members, yes, but what relationships do you bring?
Me and Courtney stayed while you’ve got stale meat who could never sing
Not to mention your band’s material for pop culture allusions
Guess my cover did nothing but give this old man some confusion
I took assets from you and managed to do better than your smudge
It isn’t my fault that John Lennon here mixed up the grunge with grudge
I’ve been playing for MTV before they Unplugged with their music
You’ve been playing for little girls who prefer Harry as their choosin’
Now don’t interrupt me, I’m not here to kowtow and give thanks
When your closest thing to rapping was against O’ Reilly’s banks
Your Rolling Foes gave me four stars, it’s clear that we’re not on the same side
So keep coming at me if you once again want all your flames died

Lennon:
I spit Lithium; you spit its cancer rhymes that leave you dead
Say goodbye to all the friends living inside your head
Got a Simpson reference, now everyone rips off your flashback
Stay as the emo savior and be minimized to a movie soundtrack

LINE MEANINGS/FUN FACTS:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/10owsMAvzpi_1bDjQQouQ7CYb-ZmVtOyRMfJlkCQx4IY/edit?usp=sharing

{REBOOT} John Lennon vs Kurt Cobain - Rap Battle

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19q8owAtPSf-cUfzuQXFx2SGeSTgUZbTGqS1lri6emBU/edit
MetaMachine as Banjo
Freshy Kanal as Kazooie
Elijah as Popo
Azia as Nana
Written by MetaMachine, Dani Frias, B O R K, Rabi, Jade and Gengo the Cannoli King.
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by AaronGPeters
Beat by Kustom
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Nintendo's Alternate All-Stars"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare Your Fangs"

Banjo and Kazooie vs. Ice Climbers

SINIU as Lucoa
curiouscloudy as Umaru-chan

Beat Produced by: GRILLABEATS
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Lucoa:
Welcome to the show, and today we’re gonna have
But the Filthiest of Franks, saying he’ll beat me in rap
Best known for the Harlem Shake, going ‘gainst me with some banter
But I just got one issue: Why couldn’t I fuck up that hamster
Teach me Japanese again, I’ll cut your dick with bamboo
Ranting about Pokemon when you could just shower with shampoo
Bitch, I’m the individual who wears the crown
Corrected all along, as words will bring you down

Umaru:
Pleasure to meet you Andre, you’re just a lower one, I guess
But I’ll give a truce to prove to you that you’re the very best
私のペニスを吸う
Then go put that shit on Google Translate or something, cork screw
So soon, that this dude thinks that he’ll make some tunes
Hasn’t done a fucking thing, while I’m on billboards to this sand dune
And the net’s too sensitive now; a bunch of maggots
You too! Open your eyes and quit being little

Lucoa:
But I’d rather not listen to Joji and the Ballads
Fat fuck, someone needs some ranch on top his salad
Cooked up some DizastaMusic and that shithouse wasn’t gonna fix
your garbage fucking vocals that be soundin’ like some Politikz

Umaru:
It’s time to stop! Who let your dick stuck in the grater?
You got some dookie lines, I’ll go cry with Tyler, the Creator
Your skits can’t outmatch mine. Let me put it blunt
Your ranch against Pink Guy makes Pink Guy up-

Lucoa:
Shit, my bad, I just ate a horse dong for dinner
And if I’m honest, it didn’t taste as bad as what you’re telling me
So what were you telling me? That Pink Guy would be the winner?
He can take that shit because my stomach’s still upsetting me

Umaru:
Well, damn then, I guess I’m winning after E’s shtick
Shit just went from zero to one hundred real quick
I’m tearing down your elevator pranks, ending Bad Trips
So let me end you real quick like I was Hanniba- wait what did you just-

For anyone who needs to hear it.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267087833401917442/691332725650620426/nohedidnt.mp3 

FyxFynn as Eric Andre
Swoldow EVGRB as Filthy Frank

Lucoa vs. Umaru-chan - #3

Written by Alex the Beast
Thumbnail by Gengo
Mixed by Dustin

Dustin as Sableye
Alex the Beast as Incineroar

Lyrics:
Rap Battle!
Sableye
VS
Incineroar
BEGIN!

Incineroar:
Born a kitten named Litten, a runt of the litter
Now bearing a track record unmatched and muscles even bigger!
And you want to dual another dual-type? Don’t seem that smart
I keep the landscape dark! And I keep the track feeling hot!
To this master trickster, I say hats off
For tricking everyone hearing this this be an even match up
You’re joshing me, really, quite a Giga Punch to the gut
Don’t need to Throw Flames, I could punt this rat with just one touch
In Mystery Dungeon, you weren’t as enigmatic as you seem
A creep groveling at the feet of Dusknoir as a crony
While I battle by the side of Ash himself and Professors
You’re seen as the resident scumbag yet still believe you’re better?

Sableye:
You no take crystals! Oh wait! It’s just a pussy cat who has
Too much of an oafish quality to be able to do that
Sableye has an able Keen eye on the prize
When I throw some Night Shade, say goodbye to your little light
I munch on beats like the gems that I find
Lurking in the shadows, there, do I hide
Observing with a silent gaze before I leap out onto prey
No matter how long that it takes, I’m not opposed to Foul Play

Incineroar:
Hah, your swipes have no fury as you fumble, tryna Shadow Sneak
Perhaps you’re chewing on a different sort of crystal than you think
I’ll curbstomp your Ultimate if you want to try and prove it
I am the definition of an absolute unit
Big deal!
I’ll have you at my heel!
You’re all bark and no bite; if looks could kill
Hear the Astonished cries of the crowd ring loud
How quaint it is to fight Gengar after he lost a few pounds!

Sableye:
Ooo! I Detect bullshit!
Turns out you’re all Mean Looks! Didn’t know it was included in your moveset!
Such a Surprise this brute’s lasted as long as he has
Could slice a jugular out after tapping one of your kneecaps
The line about my Ultimate? Truly, you’re on fire man
That is, of course...unless you’ve seen Iron Man
My eyes aren’t all that shine bright, I’m an all-star
The Gemstone of any team I’m part of! Make enemies fall hard

*𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨*

Sableye:
Heheheh....hehehehehhh

Sableye:
*Laughing*

Sableye:
Come now...peer into my eyes, my able-bodied foe
It is the road that you’ve chosen and I might just claim your soul
Be alarmed, these claws are sharpened and violent
Entered my cave tough, but now the roars shall turn into silence.. 
*𝓼𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓮*

Sableye vs. Incineroar // Alex's Rap Battles #1

[HAPPY FIRST EVER RAP BATTLE DAY AND AFTER 10 MONTHS WELCOME BACK TO UNIVERSAL RAP BATTLES, THE SERIES THAT STARTED MY DEBUT IN THE RAP BATTLE COMMUNITY, PLEASE ENJOY! I LOVE YOU ALL!]

Vladimyr P. as Naruto Uzumaki
LAR80s as Son Goku

Demo: https://clyp.it/kybhm4rb?token=b0b6078a37f1fdb4a5bdbd707017ee91

(0:11) Naruto:
Hey Goku! I know you love your training but I’ll make this quick
I’ll make you Frieza (Freeze up) knowing that I could beat you with chopsticks
It’s like Ramen; your victory I devour
You’d be quite the vegetable if you didn’t have any superpowers
Saying your heart is pure? I have a special gift for you;
Here’s a restraining order for touching girls in the nude
You couldn’t blow up so to get out of your down fall
Watchu gonna do? Show me The Secret of your “Dragon Balls”?

(0:33) Goku:
That verse was Boruto.. no.. it was Naruto!
Either way, I need to teach this Orange Ranger how to flow!
Talk about restraining orders when you have a.. “Sexy Technique”?
I’ll beat this Peeping Tom so bad he’ll have another nose bleed
I’ll make this demo-graphic so you’ll fail like graduation
And out of determination my win’ll be Fun-imation
I see, you need a hand, but no plot armor can save you
You’re just a Shadow Clone of me Son; Goku!

(0:45) Naruto:
Look, another infant trying to cry for attention?
And I know I may be slow but you lack the comprehension;
Running into battles blindly not knowing what you’ll face 
So define me as a hero; topping your Manga; erased
I’m unpredictable; you couldn’t even make a FireFight
I mean, you’re just a spitting-image of your father, right?
I’m always Number One; It says so in the prophecy 
I’ll leave this wannabe dropped just like your quality

(1:16) Goku: ARGGGGGGGGG

(1:19) Nappa: Vageta, what does the scouter say about his power level?

(1:21) Goku: ARGGGGGG

(1:23) Vegeta: IT’S OVER 9000!

(1:25) Goku: ARGGGGGGGGGGGG

(1:26) Super Saiyan Goku:
I’m Super Saiyan, and I’m really sayin’ that I’m slayin this mic as your fame is fadin’
Your show is a flop, this is my win, I’m servin out hits to make your loss cannon
You think that Christ can save you from these bars of Ki?
Well then he really can’t save you from becoming a running meme
I’ll show this hyperactive Show Off how to really get the ratings up
You need to strengthen up and stop stealing from Pokèmon
I’ll make you Kakar-rot; a “prank” you couldn’t beat
Will end with the final episode and debut of your defeat

(1:48) Naruto:
You’re Super Sayin’ you can beat me? You don’t scare me in the slightest
Now you can tell me who is truly earth’s mightiest
Fly away on your Nimbus; you’re in the clouds, there’s no fighting this
Cuz after this you’ll end up like your grandpa; lifeless

(1:59) Super Saiyan Goku:
How dare you speak on Gohan when you’re tryna be edgy
You couldn’t best me when you’re stuck grieving the loss of Neji
Your confidence is bottomless; that’s something I adore
But in reality this is another date in which you couldn’t score


Light as Nappa
Viral as Vegeta


Writer: Vlad 
Beat Producer: Dave James of Audio Network
Mixer: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Naruto Uzumaki vs Son Goku. Universal Rap Battles

SUS!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂LITTLE SECKS IS SUSSS!!!!!😂😂😂😂

{REBOOT} John Lennon vs Kurt Cobain - Rap Battle

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