Well according to the way the verses are titled Kamren didn’t have a verse so RIP :/

Damn- honestly fire asf. I think Kamren won imo 

julian won lmao kamren did good as well, these battles are hilarious

This video will take a while to drop since I'm gonna be trying something new with it. Enjoy 2 battles in 1 day lol

Zagranis as Ronald McDonald
AdamDRB as Colonel Sanders

Beat Produced by: Kustom
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Ronald:
Welcome to McDonald's, would you like to try our Big Mac?
It'll be your last meal before your attempt to kick back
Turn your shit to mish mash, I guess we'll have to vanish dinner
But it wouldn't be as much of a mess as your Spanish Twitter
I'm better with chicken and that's all you ever gave, yo
Nobody goes to your store for them shitty ass potatoes
Give you a run for money, pound the quarters out of you
But Sanders and his rotting business beat me in my point of view, ooh
Play with me like a Happy Meal, I'll fuck up your status
The goat on the mic, ask ICP and Mac Sabbath
Your gas station recipe will likely guarantee a loss
But your bucket for my tips? That's a wonderful idea, boss

Sanders:
A clown's steppin' up to business men
How classic, but just know my rapping is intense
Your shit against mine is crazy if you think you're winning this
Ain't no need for RackaRacka, you're already killing kids
Oh my God, Ronny, rockin' the mascot of diabetes 
But he's all sloppy, usin' marketable plushies to beat me
Leave you all bodied, not leavin' your company to cook long
I'm finger lickin' good, you're eating King's dick like it's Mukbang
Takin' down Ray Kroc like my name is Steve Irwin
Homie lost a bet and now it's truly me that's servin'
I'm the one with the class, I got the drip and it's serious
Bruh, you look like you just ate out a bitch after her period

Ronald:
Least I got a bitch, though, you're pillow talking a syrup bottle
I'll steal and use her for my McGriddle once I be ya model
You may be a real person but don't you brag for long, though
Since now you're just exploited more than Marilyn Monroe
Ran ran ru, I beat up all my foes especially the
Madmen who don't think it's pretty evident that you're
Done done too; I'll make you pay the prices
Not like anybody gave a shit about your herbs and spices

Sanders:
You got replaced when a box took your place, are you that doomed?
You're on drugs, but not the heroin inside your bathroom
I'm running this solo, and don't think you'll be next to me
When your squad is just a bunch of Muppet rejects, you see
I'll never step in your house, because I worry ‘bout the placement
You want kids in your playplace, or in real words, the basement
I'm being put in comics, you're put on watchlists, so you're just gone, bro
But you can take your shitty games and put 'em in my console

Ronald McDonald vs. Colonel Sanders

Vote for who won this battle!
www.strawpoll.me/18103912

Thumbnail created by Matthew Thomas
Mixed by Jacob

Lyrics:

Intro:

Kamren:
Alright, Julian, it’s time to see which one of us is the better fedora boy.
Why don’t you fucking bring it?

Alex:
Oh, so I did good in the royale and now I gotta beat down this bitch?
LET’S GET BACK DOWN TO BUSINESS!

Iris:
Kamren? You mean the guy that got semi-primed? Boy, do I remember why we banned him
Who’s Youtube content could be boiled down to: “LOL, I’M NERDY AND I’M RANDOM”
Eh, I see through whatever bullshit sob story apology you wrote up
Out here sounding like if Dragonsblood had his fucking nose plugged!
“Ollo everyone!” Man, shut the fuck up, you sound ridiculous.
I’ll punch the four eyes off this lunatic! Who thinks he can win? That shit’s delirious.
It’s pretty sketchy going toe-to-toe with me bro with that World War I Radio Microphone
Sheesh! I mean, your biggest feat is barely scraping by and defeating Honeycombs!
And on the subject of Kris, it’s pretty funny.
He was on one background, dabbing, lip-syncing was off, and his camera was blurry
And you beat him lyrically...so I suppose...congratulations? 
But somehow in that battle, his side was more appealing than your face is!
I mean, that acne’s giving this bitch a legitimate landscape
Yet he still posts what seems like 10 selfies a day, pulling the same damn face!
Seems you’re well versed in hood movies! This racist bitch might shoot me, how uneasy!
Especially when you’re looking like the poster boy for “Upcoming School Shooters Weekly!"
Stop posting vlogs, you’re really not that interesting
I’d call your old battles crap, but you went and did it for me
Improperly casted Dustin as Discord, and everyone’s said it! But don’t worry! I won’t! You’re safe!
All I’ll say is your biggest mistake was making the decision to create battles in the first place!

Kamren:
Are you done yet? Good, bout time you shut your mouth
Couldn't tell if that was your verse or another song you're trying to push out
Don't look surprised I'm calling you out, you invited me to do this
So fuck the damn buildup, and lets get down to buisness!
Didn't write our lines together, cause you're afraid of what I'll say
Then again, I'd act the same too if I argued with a mole for two hours straight
Handed over the biggest server? Noticed by Anthony Fantano?
No one gives a shit about your clout, so stay put in Todd’s Shadow
Funny you mention Kris, I’m still waiting for part three
You took my name out of my series and made it “Julian vs Anything”
Wanna talk about semi-prime? Didn’t you say you had regrets,
Of not defending me in the first place? Damn, there goes my respect
Go make another series, maybe one you’ll actually commit to
Cause as far as I’m concerned, Youtube doesn’t care about your reviews
Unless it’s about celebrity beef, you should be specialized with that
Leave the fedoras to me, lemur. Trying to be rich is making me laugh
From making me admin in your server to the praise, I thank you a bunch
But making me S Tier in the royale, umm, sucking up a bit much?
Call yourself an adult all you want, this was still child's play
The Beast best run away, cause I’m the predator and you’re my prey!

Kamren vs. Iris

(Reuploaded due to Jacob's vocals being a bit off, haha)

Jacob as Charles Dickens
Julian as Mark Twain

Mixed & Written by Julian
Cover art by Dani

Lyrics:
Mark Twain:
Preface: The American legend
Born into strange happenstance; the world bent him
In due time, grew to be the type of man with a passion to write!
In the blight of life, light shined to reveal he’s the finest of his kind!
I keep it blunt, more than enough compared to your door stoppers!
One magic show from David has more than your Copperfield offers!
Many owe a great debt to you, but as I see it thicker through,
If someone said it straight to you, the word “debt” might just trigger you!
A damn reliance of cliffhangers; fetishizing children in danger
I hit a sentence head on; One page and it’s a banger
Writing Bleak House in a bleak house with a bleak cast, that’s what you tout
I crank out, get the blazed crowds, I’m more of an artist in this bout

Charles Dickens:
In my book, you couldn’t rake in fame with a fake name.
But Mark’ll see Angels when I make my mark and rip Twain in twain!
Your thought process when you try to bend words:
Cannot fall back on skill? Aye, chap, then fall back upon the N word!
With an Einstein mustache and a mug to spook Scrooge
You being my API communication? What a sorrowful ruse!
A hick picking wits with Pickwick’s big lit lit Brit?
Missing Sips of flow grandeur, I see Mississippi doesn’t breed it!
Style’s sloppy, prose is shoddy, still believes he can top me
Alas...if only Halley’s Comet passed by us a bit more often
No one knows an everyday working man quite like I
Feel free to accept Tolstoy, Orwell or Wolfe’s word...if not mine

Mark Twain:
What the Dickens was such spitting? This is strict delirium!
With my many meetings with the British, you simply miss the criteria!
I mean shit! I must’ve missed the Plot Twist!
Make this prolific Frog Jump with natural gift

Charles Dickens:
You proclaim yourself a God amongst us, but you shan’t be my tutor
Or was that simply another failed attempt at humor?
A dated lesson; selflessness is vaguely stated
Degrading a generation to selfish behavior
Hemingway was better at realism, if that’s what we’re debating
You are not your genre’s savior, you are just a wordy racist
Simply a hillbilly, pandering to urchins and cravens
Or tell me, Clemens, was that another detail lost in translation?
Your basis is faulty, you’re free-flowing without foundation
If you claim to be a great, have some respect for the English language
It’s disgraceful! Faulkler’s remarks were off-base in my eyes
An epilogue to this story? Your flow’s as right as watching paint dry…

Mark Twain:
I must face realization I faced you with Great Expectations
But that was humbug! I shun your faux meaningful creations!
Draining orphans of their ha’pennies, I assume the fact is
You’re as comically repulsive as many of your antagonists!
Heard you were held in great regard, surely must've been a stutter
For this was a Tale of One Beating, from posh-land to the gutters
I can only imagine they must’ve been uttering of another...
Moral of this story? Please DO judge an uptight Brit by his cover...

Mark Twain VS Charles Dickens -- RAP BATTLE

Vote for who won this battle!
https://www.strawpoll.me/18515928

Thumbnail created by: MidgeChamp
Mixed by Dustin
Beat Produced By: Everyday Grime UK

King Mewtwo:
Yo, Leo, let’s see who’s the better Brit shall we?

MidgeChamp:
Yeah Sure, I'm all out of tea now anyway
Hey, do we need to make up a stretched out intro for the start or?

King Mewtwo:
Nah, that’s stupid. What kind of incel would do that for their intro?

MidgeChamp:
You’re right, alright, let’s just fucking do this

King Mewtwo 
Screwed Dani’s entire crew over, got sent packing accordingly
Yet somehow it only took the lamest apology to get you back into the community?
My battles outshine yours, that’s something I want to make perfectly clear
I mean Crumpet vs Scone? You must REALLY be out of ideas...
It’s no secret you like to argue, always prepped with comebacks good or bad
Honestly, with how much you like drama, you’re pretty much just the male Avav
Thinking you’re a funny man, but joking in vent makes nobody snicker
Seriously speaking, your humour’s more shite than your portrayal of Jack the Ripper
Now you see where snitching gets you, if you hadn’t betrayed us, it wouldn’t have come to this
Just stay Silent; hell, even he’s more tolerable and less of a disgrace to every single Brit
You’ll regret cancelling that diss track, for today’s the end of you; so
It’s high time you hide away, like all your YouTube videos

MidgeChamp: 
Smashing Foopz’s autistic body double? Heh, don’t mind if i do
It takes him to turn down a role for people to actually start casting you
Go throw another tantrum, this ain’t something you can cover
Leave you beaten in this battle, dropping the hard R, the writer 
Fantasising Hitler in your battles, and i’m the one they call a fascist?
I’ll hang a fat shit off the black list and then scrub his name off my ‘smash list’
You can’t match this, you’re a hack-trick, you, Kam and Kris will be my hatrick
I could diss myself better. Cus the petty crap you dug up is just like your DBZ series, ancient
My ripper was entertaining, your unpassable monotone roles are a bore
Don’t know how to write, so you regurgitate points I’ve heard 10x from Multi before
Yes I came crashing back into this community so call this my second comeback
Against Legion’s petty bitch, I’ll walk over him  like my doormat

King Mewtwo: 
As expected, your writing’s as bland as ever, and your mouth’s filthy! But I suppose it’s
What happens when most of the time, your mouth’s filled with Kuba’s little sausage
Multi was right about you all along, you’re a plain annoyance, without a doubt
Seems it’s not the first time you’ve been clueless as fuck after being called out

MidgeChamp: 
Kuba and Multi weren’t even half of the piss-stains that you turned out to be
I DM you fucking once and you’re like “LeO kEePs hArAsSinG Me”
So you went on to battle me, faced the reality, that your toxic rants cannot get through to me
So your role in this battle will be overlooked like your existence within the community

Jade:
Man, I wanted to fight against Fel, not these dollar store wannabes
But I’ll still destroy you both like-


King Mewtwo:
Um, actually, this was just planned to be a 1v1…

Jade:
WHAT?! How dare you!

King Mewtwo:
Right, first off, I am in no way saying I’m the community’s best Brit-

MidgeChamp:
Come now my fellow Brits, can we not solve this quarrel over a cup of Tea?

*Oliver and Jade begin to have a heated argument, much to Leo’s annoyance*

MidgeChamp:
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UNCIVILISED NONCES

King Mewtwo:
Oh sorry

King Mewtwo vs. MidgeChamp

Welcome back to Rap Battle EXE! Today we have the two super soldiers sent to rid the world from some unwanted guests, Master Chief versus Doomguy.

Evan as Master Chief
Dustin as Doomguy

Written by: Evan
Mixed by: Dustin
Beat by: Hollywood Legend Productions
Cover by: Evan

Master Chief:
Cortana told me not to worry, you’re an enemy of no degree
Just the FPS that hasn’t been relevant since 93’
Hell’s no training for my heat, you’re a lost cause, it’s evident
The rules don’t apply to me Flynn, I’m known for cracking Covenants

Doomguy:
Open up your Bible, read the words, and you’ll be singing hits
Blood, Gore, Flesh, Metal, Death, Destruction, Chief I’m bringing yeah it’s
about to get messy, ya better get ready, cause Glory Killin is my speciality
I’m doing my duty, and doing it groovy, assassinating graciously 
You can Bungie right the fuck off, cause I’m the one that made you
just the face of Mountain Dew, it won’t take much to Quake too
My body count changed the game, you’re the Rated M make do
Go and ask Hayden, it’s impossible to break Doom

Master Chief:
The Tumblr super soldier’s gruesome without the execution
You’re Wolfenstein’s bastard child who only ripped Duke Nukem
Spit like jammed clip, well damn bitch, I hurt harder than your BFG
Sorry to strike a nerve, but you pushed Daisies on the beat
The UNSC MC Master Chief, you’ll never be ranked with me 
traded off so many times, but you’ll get fucked worse in my company 
Once this Marine’s up against my flood, he fares better washed out at sea
You see? I’ll be swimming in Nazi blood, left you for dead like Germany

Doomguy:
The bottom of the barrel can taste the bottom of my barrel
Barbie doll’s physique and attitude with G.I. Joe apparel 
You say you’re such tough shit, while I’ve seen deadlier in Chex Quest
So hail to the king, drop deep down on your knees and pray to me... bitch

Master Chief VS. Doomguy - Rap Battle EXE

SINIU as Lucoa
curiouscloudy as Umaru-chan

Beat Produced by: GRILLABEATS
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Lucoa:
Welcome to the show, and today we’re gonna have
But the Filthiest of Franks, saying he’ll beat me in rap
Best known for the Harlem Shake, going ‘gainst me with some banter
But I just got one issue: Why couldn’t I fuck up that hamster
Teach me Japanese again, I’ll cut your dick with bamboo
Ranting about Pokemon when you could just shower with shampoo
Bitch, I’m the individual who wears the crown
Corrected all along, as words will bring you down

Umaru:
Pleasure to meet you Andre, you’re just a lower one, I guess
But I’ll give a truce to prove to you that you’re the very best
私のペニスを吸う
Then go put that shit on Google Translate or something, cork screw
So soon, that this dude thinks that he’ll make some tunes
Hasn’t done a fucking thing, while I’m on billboards to this sand dune
And the net’s too sensitive now; a bunch of maggots
You too! Open your eyes and quit being little

Lucoa:
But I’d rather not listen to Joji and the Ballads
Fat fuck, someone needs some ranch on top his salad
Cooked up some DizastaMusic and that shithouse wasn’t gonna fix
your garbage fucking vocals that be soundin’ like some Politikz

Umaru:
It’s time to stop! Who let your dick stuck in the grater?
You got some dookie lines, I’ll go cry with Tyler, the Creator
Your skits can’t outmatch mine. Let me put it blunt
Your ranch against Pink Guy makes Pink Guy up-

Lucoa:
Shit, my bad, I just ate a horse dong for dinner
And if I’m honest, it didn’t taste as bad as what you’re telling me
So what were you telling me? That Pink Guy would be the winner?
He can take that shit because my stomach’s still upsetting me

Umaru:
Well, damn then, I guess I’m winning after E’s shtick
Shit just went from zero to one hundred real quick
I’m tearing down your elevator pranks, ending Bad Trips
So let me end you real quick like I was Hanniba- wait what did you just-

For anyone who needs to hear it.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267087833401917442/691332725650620426/nohedidnt.mp3 

FyxFynn as Eric Andre
Swoldow EVGRB as Filthy Frank

Lucoa vs. Umaru-chan - #3

Vladimyr P. as Satan and Elmo

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ...IDK
SATAN
VERSUS
..ELMO..?
BEGIN?

Satan:
From the depths, raising hell it’s time Satan has risen
Though it seems both Kevin and Ryan made another poor decision
Voicing Elmo and summoning the Devil himself
So I will take this bloody Elf and Knock-him-Off of his shelf
Thinking you can best me? You make the poor kiddies weak
While I drive their bad decisions like ones we shall never speak
I’ll puppeteer this muppet so he’ll end up kicking the bucket
When I press the play button I’d rather hear advice from Sam Pucket
I’ll break your crayons for a seance going above and beyond
Making you another one of my pawns; I’m one you shouldn’t have Spawned
I’m a carbon-copy of no one, you’re a carbon-copy of Mickey
But you really wanna know who you wanna be? It’s Me.

Elmo:
That horrible verse made me wanna Kermit Suicide
I guess you decide who lives or dies but let me be your guide
In 
LaLaLaLa LaLaLaLa
Elmo’s World!

Evil Elmo:
You really thought that you could best the one all children love?
Sorry to break it to you; you’re no goody-goody-2 shoe motherfucker
So why don’t we put on the gloves I’m not one to punch, sucker
But my victory will be greenlit WHEN I MURDER THIS MOTHERFUCKER
Causing Havoc on sesame street no.. THE WHOLE STUDIO
Watchu doin bro? Watchin’ my show so you can what? Learn to flow?
No true form of your mere self couldn’t ever compare to what I bring
I may be the Muppets’ Puppet but in this battle I’ll be pulling the strings
Neither-World wants you because you couldn’t cause any damage
For God’s Sake I’ll make and break this spirit until he gets banished
Weave your way to victory? I’ll cut you like one of my threads
And then your whole kingdom will bow to me when all that is left is your head

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writer: Vlad
Beat Producer: Don Coda
Effects / Mixer: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad
Logo Made by Commander Jacob

I wrote this in an hour lol

Satan vs Elmo. ɹǝʇsᴉuᴉS Rap Battles of ...IDK: Lost Episode

(Note: due to an incident involving this battle, it will now be known as Horror vs Anything PILOT. Thank you for understanding.)

In this battle, the inventor of the phone, Alexander Graham Bell, faces off against Scream villain, Ghostface, in a battle of one who uses the phone for good versus one who uses it for evil. Who won? Who’s going next in Horror VS Anything? That’s up to you to decide, viewers!

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bnFfzFHH_AuDHdtU7qoVKY7sBE2rCw0p3V8_62BXTAY/edit?usp=sharing

CAST:

Evan as Ghostface
(https://soundcloud.com/simplyrazzy)
(https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvFOI_C2OwIXLR09Zz5RvnQ)

Alex/J. Morris the Review Guy as Alexander Graham Bell
(https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ)
(https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861)

Beat by Klimonglue
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6xUOgH5Cp4qUi5KZvS2FPg

Mixed by DeegleNV

Thumbnail by Oofie The Rap Dude

Written by MC Fawful, Spidey Fam, and Derpiest Game-Blast

Additional writing help from Oofie The Rap Dude and JustGamer

Additional help with battle overall from Fightmarker and Snakebite126

Idea by Pete The Great

Alright I think that's it. Stay tuned for the next installment of Horror vs Anything!
-MC Fawful

Ghostface vs Alexander Graham Bell - Horror VS Anything (Pilot Episode)

Cast:
Armani Sani as Phil
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiabcYVYR341G4Fryu03u0Q

FyxFynn as Eminem


Alanon as the Announcer

Art By: Mason 

Writing By: RobotRoshawn  


Mixed By:
RobotRoshawn


Beat By: vladseen 


AWESOME RAP BATTLES 
PHIL 
VS
THE SLIM SHADY SHOW OR SHOULD I SAY EMINEM
BEGIN!

Phil: 
The nutshack has come back to bring some ass
You think you are the greatest rapper ever? I give you a pass
Your songs don't come close to a killshot
You look like you got beat up at a parking lot
I got my own animated show, while you were part of a crappy movie
You don't have any way to stay groovy
With your bad behavior, you are the monster, Slim
My crew will always hate you, right up to the brim
I've had enough of your shit, I'll never love the way you lie
Your dad abused you so bad, it's like he wanted you to die
Everytime you committed crimes, you lose yourself
Losing your temper is bad for your health

Eminem:
I’m a Godzilla, god killing frauds when they popin off the top grab ya balls and chop em off end this beef but add some broth then force feed this mother fucker while calling ya mom
While I’m  duel wield chainsaws, till your brains gone, “you done son?” not yet ma, I’m busy murdering these wannabe South Park knock offs, I mean my god! Your animation so bad make me want to eat some buck shot,
*clears throat*
Dear Phil,
You nothin but a meme dude, bloody when I beat you, put you in the ground slam the box when I get through, mother, father, daughter, ya whole family gettin killed dude, get ya on your knees like a ho when the rents due, a psycho runnin gunner taking shots until this bitch through, never gonna stop until i run up on ya whole crew, burn ya all to death leaving nothin but sinew, Dwayne gonna have another heart attack asking where the money at when he finally see you.


Phil: 
All you care about from your fans is getting laid, what the hell is wrong with you?
That kind of crap is so wrong, get a clue
You're more annoying than a mockingbird
Eminem, face the facts, that you're nothing more than a dumbass turd

 Oh ok.

Eminem:
Yo Phil why you acting like a pussy Don’t back off
I can see ya real busy Helping your cousin “Jack” off while while riding that “Dickman”, you ok Stan?  Like stop man, sticking your fingers in “cherry pie” oh god damn!

Phil vs The Slim Shady Show (Eminem) - Awesome Rap Battles #8

(CONTEXT: https://i.redd.it/sxgappnq4mw11.jpg)

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of the goofy mutilated murderers: MDHHCD vs Hash-Slinging Slasher

-LYRICS-

Man Door:
(Yo) whatcha gonna do, wave at me with your nub singed?
I got a handle on this battle; Man Door is unhinged
Oh look, more slime to spill down the Krusty Krab walls as usual
Frying and firing this fry cook like a 2nd funeral
My bars have got that secret sauce that you're lacking, huh?
You couldn’t flip a line if both of your hands were spatulas
Speed of Gary when you’re rhyming. Try to run from my sickle
You’re bout as scary as a pirate tryna come for my pickle (ugh)
Hop back on your bus, cuz you best be retreating
Don’t need Nosferatu, I’ll knock your lights out neatly
Let’s hope your verse is like your phone calls: no speaking
I’ll leave you in the dumpster, so good luck… sweaty

Hash-Slinging Slasher
Staying up… at night with THAT verse? Bad decision
But to be fair, it was longer than your story to begin with
How’s a guy with no name or design think he’s not losing?
Both raise our eyebrows: you with fear, me with confusion
Either learn better English or get slayed hard, bitch
If I let you in, be ready for a graveyard shift
And with your hook lodged in the door, it’s time that I sped up
I’m looking to see red like “dude, can I get some ketchup?”
I got your ass sprinting backwards like a gas-thieving bastard
Yo, you’re a trash-flinging rapper, and I’m the Hash-Slinging Slasher
Go back to stealing steres, you copypasta wannabe
I stopped the voice cuz I was nervous you’d keep spitting awfully


Light as Man Door hand Hook Car Door
Commander Jacob as Hash-Slinging Slasher
Zawesome as Ketchup Requester (cameo)
Written by Commander Jacob and Zawesome
Edited and thumbnailed by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Light
Prod. by 2Deep

Man Door Hand Hook Car Door vs Hash-Slinging Slasher | Half-Ass Rap Battles

Oh yeah we going to space for this one
Mancha as Sinistar
King Mewtwo as Ego the Living Planet
Beat produced by Tristan on the Track
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Dani Frias 
Written by Trakked, Kamren, ColeDaCole and WDRB

Battle:

Sinistar:
Beware coward, this small villain will fall victim to my hunger 
I’ll throw Sini-bombs at this planetoid; lightyears asunder!
You better Run Run Run! Not even your Alter-Ego can stop me
For my Eternal power shall destroy this puny planet's Galaxy 
It’s a travesty that such a being couldn’t be a strong foe
Beat by a space pirate? That’s what I’d call a fragile Ego
You're a sick minded fraud, went out a Boomer like your status
Not even glitches could rebirth since you've already turned to ashes

Ego:
Tried to scare in the 80’s, yet even with that, computer,
You’re the “star” of a forgotten game; an unoriginal space shooter
If a spacecraft can beat you, then you’ll revel to my power,
Decimated into decimals, never played beyond an hour

Sinistar:
Beware, I live!; And you claim my game is infamous?
I may be the metal boss, but you’re sure picking up rust!
I’ll bust into your core, before you dare fathom to wreck this,
How come you try to take risks when I eat planets for breakfast? 

Ego:
You're just an underpowered entity, a frail-minded Galactus
So I'll trash this scrap metal; I could destroy you with magnets!
Barely shoddy, with my Anti-Bodies swarming 'round this virus,
Deleting all weak-shelled copies of this pathetic bot who’s mindless
Your claim to fame's only a game, while my legacy evolves
No glitches can save you, watch you while all of your lives dissolve
A win trapped in Imaginationland; this pathetic feud is over
And it concludes with me having this star meet a supernova

Sinistar vs Ego - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #12

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