Video release: March 27th

Mason the Nation as Kazoo Kid (video)
Shimario as Kazoo Kid (audio)
RNG as I Like Trains Kid

Written by Oofie, RNG, Mason The Nation, Pixel Chris, DGB, WDRB, CCRB and WAN
Mixed by JordanShowish
I Like Trains’ vocals mixed by Oofie
Beat produced by Beatg33kz
Flow test by Oofie
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie

Kazoo Kid (0:11):
I’m an internet icon who’s rockin the kazoo!
Going up against...wait a minute. Who are you?
Never said a word but stepped to me, is this a joke?
Because you keep getting run over more than you choke!
Would need a mine turtle to compete when you drop a verse
Overused phrase? Undeserved praise? I LOVE IT but worse!
Too lazy to animate? Powerpoint slide will do the job
But judging from your series, it seems you did the flop!

I Like Trains (0:34):
Hey kid. I like trains.
But from me, your creator? Insane.
Like the loco itself, when I’m in the room, the win’s expected
While you went on half an hour to say what message?
You were an instructor, but in this rap, I’m the conductor
Your film got the type of vibes of: “Oh shit did they abduct her?”
VHS like this battle cause you’ve lost and that's that
With everything about my character, of course, I run the track.

Kazoo Kid (0:57):
Your creator went off the Rails, it’s no wonder you like trains
This sociopath mass murders then just says “I feel great”
You’re no Fun! Fun! Fun! A one liner whose maker’s slacking
Was your hospital a highway? 'Cause that's where accidents happen!

I Like Trains (1:08):
Getting ran over was more pleasant than hearing your rapping
Going for the Gould but with the solid lines that you’re lacking
The train is coming closer, best have your seat belt fastened
‘Cause your defeat came before this incident happ-*speeding train sound*

Kazoo Kid Vs I Like Trains - Rap Clash!

Kizza & CTL - Grime freestyle (2020)

Contradiction

This is what happens when I’m told to grow up. Diss track for @ingridis195, too bad I ain’t older.

If Only I Was Forty

Dani as Baldi 
Alex as The Janitor 
Written by Cole               
Cover art by Lauren
Mixed by Light
Beat by Kustom

Baldi (0:15-0:26):
Welcome to my schoolhouse, Janitor, this’ll be a Bash!
Although your illiteracy might make it hard to pass my class
Steal a victory against me? I’m afraid you don’t have the key
So weak, flames from my campfire are enough to leave you beat

The Janitor (0:26-0:38):
Stupid Baldo… Making me mop up your messy flow
I’ll impale this freak with my mop if he wants to trade blows
I’m biscuit ball-ing on this beat, you’re more robotic than Penny
Kick-start having some ideas, or you best skedaddle, Baldi

Baldi (0:41-1:04):
I can’t send ya back to prison, but I can dish out some detention
To this loser who needed MatPat to get anyone’s attention
Step up to me with your glass hip? I’d like to see you try
When you’ve been killed by Kindergartners three different times!
This ain’t a janitor war, I’m not interested in your mop
But I’ll still spill your blood like B-Soda, I’ve got my win on lock!
“Wow! You exist!’ is the highest praise your games receive
Playtime is over, Janitor, and now you’re out of time to leave

The Janitor (1:04-1:28):
Your verse was missing all it’s disses, what is this? Hide and Seek?
Guess that's what I should’ve expected from a game made in 2 weeks
Even with your fog machine, I can see straight through all your lines
Clippy’s defective if he thinks that he’s getting the First Prize 
You’re on tier with shitty flash games, it’s no Riddle, you’re a fad
Next you’ll be saying ‘My verse was ironic! It was meant to be bad!’
Peddling a basic horror game to kids: it’s just shoddy
Once I’m done with ya the dumpster will have one more body

Baldi vs. The Janitor | Rap Battle

SINIU as Lucoa
curiouscloudy as Umaru-chan

Beat Produced by: GRILLABEATS
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Lucoa:
Welcome to the show, and today we’re gonna have
But the Filthiest of Franks, saying he’ll beat me in rap
Best known for the Harlem Shake, going ‘gainst me with some banter
But I just got one issue: Why couldn’t I fuck up that hamster
Teach me Japanese again, I’ll cut your dick with bamboo
Ranting about Pokemon when you could just shower with shampoo
Bitch, I’m the individual who wears the crown
Corrected all along, as words will bring you down

Umaru:
Pleasure to meet you Andre, you’re just a lower one, I guess
But I’ll give a truce to prove to you that you’re the very best
私のペニスを吸う
Then go put that shit on Google Translate or something, cork screw
So soon, that this dude thinks that he’ll make some tunes
Hasn’t done a fucking thing, while I’m on billboards to this sand dune
And the net’s too sensitive now; a bunch of maggots
You too! Open your eyes and quit being little

Lucoa:
But I’d rather not listen to Joji and the Ballads
Fat fuck, someone needs some ranch on top his salad
Cooked up some DizastaMusic and that shithouse wasn’t gonna fix
your garbage fucking vocals that be soundin’ like some Politikz

Umaru:
It’s time to stop! Who let your dick stuck in the grater?
You got some dookie lines, I’ll go cry with Tyler, the Creator
Your skits can’t outmatch mine. Let me put it blunt
Your ranch against Pink Guy makes Pink Guy up-

Lucoa:
Shit, my bad, I just ate a horse dong for dinner
And if I’m honest, it didn’t taste as bad as what you’re telling me
So what were you telling me? That Pink Guy would be the winner?
He can take that shit because my stomach’s still upsetting me

Umaru:
Well, damn then, I guess I’m winning after E’s shtick
Shit just went from zero to one hundred real quick
I’m tearing down your elevator pranks, ending Bad Trips
So let me end you real quick like I was Hanniba- wait what did you just-

For anyone who needs to hear it.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267087833401917442/691332725650620426/nohedidnt.mp3 

FyxFynn as Eric Andre
Swoldow EVGRB as Filthy Frank

Lucoa vs. Umaru-chan - #3

Beat by 2Deep

Vladimyr P. as Sonic.exe
Icer as Misfortune.gb 

Mixed and Written by Icer

Lyrics:

Sonic.exe:
In for round two? Then let’s try this again, shall we?
I’m surprised that you truly want to meet the same fate as Sally
And don’t insult my outdatedness, it seems you’ve failed to recall
That although I’m past my prime you were never seen at all
When I rocked the creepypasta scene, it’s clear that all had lost to me
Your death will be repeatedly looped, like your game’s loss’s theme!
And misfortune, really? You must mean like superstition
Because all that I’ve noticed was my friends’ crucifixion!
So sit down, pesky demon, you’re dealing with a rap god
Walking simulator still beats an RPG Maker mod
Slaughter you like animals when you decide to step to me
I’ll send you back to hell and there will be no round three

Misfortune.gb:
So it’s me again, emerging from the depths of Hell
I’m surprised a false god’s against the Devil himself
I would poke fun at your game’s length, but just go back to dormancy
Because in reality, who would play your game in 2020?
But I’m not surprised your lyrics suck
Writing so bad on the wiki you’re a trollpasta
Rhymes lost in time? Know misfortune has befallen it
Your blows are as barren as my ruins - and just as far away from target
Oh I’m sorry, can’t you wedge through these flows? No?
Then “drowned-out” chase music suggests, you need to learn flow!
So bury yourself alive, since you caused this to happen
Bringing hell upon yourself by walking in the wrong cabin...

Sonic.exe vs Misfortune.gb. Icer's 12-12 Battles #6.

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cMkKEepQ3xXv3XDx1HB131LYzVIg0s26miWqgnSfjzQ/edit
Dani Frias as Happy Appy
Kamren the Person as Baldi
Written by MetaMachine, GamingPlush64, Bork, and Paige
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Tristan on the Track
Thumbnail by Paige
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Green Underdogs"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare your fangs"
Hope you all are having a good Rap Battle Day!!

Happy Appy vs. Baldi

Lyrics/Flowtest/Message from Gengo: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Pz5X9LPrNsBPVLwBBfMYBhQqNoTZB3XOXoNOfkuxwV0/edit
garbageGothic as Mae Borowski
underscores as Legoshi
Written by Legengo, MetaMachine, Bork and Freshy Kanal
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by underscores
Beat by Epistra
Hint for next battle: "Women of War" (featuring An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog and HalaCG)

Message from Meta: "As I wait for this to finish uploading I just want to say Happy Birthday to you, Gengo, you're a really good friend and I hope you have a great day today! You're growing up into an amazing person and you've always been there for many of us when we need it, you're funny, a great person to co-run a series with, and most importantly, you're a good friend. No matter what the future holds, we'll be here for you as you've been there for us and you're gonna do amazing things when you get older, enjoy life and eat some cake.

Mae Borowski vs. Legoshi

Cast:
Armani Sani as Phil
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiabcYVYR341G4Fryu03u0Q

FyxFynn as Eminem


Alanon as the Announcer

Art By: Mason 

Writing By: RobotRoshawn  


Mixed By:
RobotRoshawn


Beat By: vladseen 


AWESOME RAP BATTLES 
PHIL 
VS
THE SLIM SHADY SHOW OR SHOULD I SAY EMINEM
BEGIN!

Phil: 
The nutshack has come back to bring some ass
You think you are the greatest rapper ever? I give you a pass
Your songs don't come close to a killshot
You look like you got beat up at a parking lot
I got my own animated show, while you were part of a crappy movie
You don't have any way to stay groovy
With your bad behavior, you are the monster, Slim
My crew will always hate you, right up to the brim
I've had enough of your shit, I'll never love the way you lie
Your dad abused you so bad, it's like he wanted you to die
Everytime you committed crimes, you lose yourself
Losing your temper is bad for your health

Eminem:
I’m a Godzilla, god killing frauds when they popin off the top grab ya balls and chop em off end this beef but add some broth then force feed this mother fucker while calling ya mom
While I’m  duel wield chainsaws, till your brains gone, “you done son?” not yet ma, I’m busy murdering these wannabe South Park knock offs, I mean my god! Your animation so bad make me want to eat some buck shot,
*clears throat*
Dear Phil,
You nothin but a meme dude, bloody when I beat you, put you in the ground slam the box when I get through, mother, father, daughter, ya whole family gettin killed dude, get ya on your knees like a ho when the rents due, a psycho runnin gunner taking shots until this bitch through, never gonna stop until i run up on ya whole crew, burn ya all to death leaving nothin but sinew, Dwayne gonna have another heart attack asking where the money at when he finally see you.


Phil: 
All you care about from your fans is getting laid, what the hell is wrong with you?
That kind of crap is so wrong, get a clue
You're more annoying than a mockingbird
Eminem, face the facts, that you're nothing more than a dumbass turd

 Oh ok.

Eminem:
Yo Phil why you acting like a pussy Don’t back off
I can see ya real busy Helping your cousin “Jack” off while while riding that “Dickman”, you ok Stan?  Like stop man, sticking your fingers in “cherry pie” oh god damn!

Phil vs The Slim Shady Show (Eminem) - Awesome Rap Battles #8

Oh yeah we going to space for this one
Mancha as Sinistar
King Mewtwo as Ego the Living Planet
Beat produced by Tristan on the Track
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Dani Frias 
Written by Trakked, Kamren, ColeDaCole and WDRB

Battle:

Sinistar:
Beware coward, this small villain will fall victim to my hunger 
I’ll throw Sini-bombs at this planetoid; lightyears asunder!
You better Run Run Run! Not even your Alter-Ego can stop me
For my Eternal power shall destroy this puny planet's Galaxy 
It’s a travesty that such a being couldn’t be a strong foe
Beat by a space pirate? That’s what I’d call a fragile Ego
You're a sick minded fraud, went out a Boomer like your status
Not even glitches could rebirth since you've already turned to ashes

Ego:
Tried to scare in the 80’s, yet even with that, computer,
You’re the “star” of a forgotten game; an unoriginal space shooter
If a spacecraft can beat you, then you’ll revel to my power,
Decimated into decimals, never played beyond an hour

Sinistar:
Beware, I live!; And you claim my game is infamous?
I may be the metal boss, but you’re sure picking up rust!
I’ll bust into your core, before you dare fathom to wreck this,
How come you try to take risks when I eat planets for breakfast? 

Ego:
You're just an underpowered entity, a frail-minded Galactus
So I'll trash this scrap metal; I could destroy you with magnets!
Barely shoddy, with my Anti-Bodies swarming 'round this virus,
Deleting all weak-shelled copies of this pathetic bot who’s mindless
Your claim to fame's only a game, while my legacy evolves
No glitches can save you, watch you while all of your lives dissolve
A win trapped in Imaginationland; this pathetic feud is over
And it concludes with me having this star meet a supernova

Lucoa vs. Umaru-chan - #3

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