Science blaster 1hour

Just like you remember it!

Voice Talent: Heather Anne Campbell
Written By: Heather Anne Campbell
Music By: David Schmoll


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Phantom 2040 - Opening Theme

Fortnite Hades Boss Theme

[Verse 1:]
In the world of gravel and guns, the battle's begun,
Reds load their rockets, the Blues cock their guns.
Spy’s cloaked in shadow, a knife in his grip,
Whispers "Gentlemen" as he lets his disguise slip.

Scout's running bases, bat swinging with zeal,
"Bonk!" he yells, making the heavy reel.
Pyro’s mmmphing, flames lick the air,
Burns down the sentry, leaving nothing but despair.

[Chorus:]
Oh, it’s the dance of the teams, the dance of the teams,
Red vs. Blue, Red vs. Blue, where nothing's as it seems.
Push the cart, push the cart, capture that base,
In this frantic, frenetic, fiery race.
(Repeat)

[Verse 2:]
Engineer’s building, his turret spins around,
"Gotcha," it beeps with a resounding sound.
Medic heals heavy, “I am bulletproof!”
Together they’re unstoppable, their power through the roof.

Sniper’s keen eye takes aim from afar,
A shot rings clear under the twilight star.
Demoman chuckles, a sticky trap set,
"Ka-boom!" he laughs, as the foes get swept.

[Bridge:]
But wait! A twist in the tale, a sudden switch,
Reds turn to Blues, without a hitch.
Balanced and shuffled, they start anew,
Brothers in arms, in a different hue.

[Verse 3:]
With new teams formed, they clash again,
Battle lines drawn, it’s just a matter of when.
Soldier rockets soar through the dusk,
"This is my world, you’re just a busk!"

[Chorus:]
It’s the dance of the teams, the dance of the teams,
Red vs. Blue, Red vs. Blue, fight after fight.
Push the cart, push the cart, hold your ground,
In this merry, mad, magnificent round.
(Repeat)

[Outro (The Sandvich Song):]
In the quiet of the ceasefire, Heavy finds delight,
Sandvich in hand, he takes a hearty bite.
"Sandvich make me strong!" he declares with a grin,
In this game of endless war, where no one truly wins.

[Tagline:]
Grab your gear, join the fray,
In TF2, where everyone's fair play!

What if AI made a Team Fortress 2 Cartoon Theme?

On the eve of Murray Gold's latest butchering of the Doctor Who theme, as a small Christmas gift to those interested, I put together a remixed version of my "The Eleventh Hour" theme from 2010. It features reduced emphasis on Murray Gold's orchestral pomp, melodic changes, and a new bassline recorded on my brand new Prophet '08 (a Christmas gift to myself).

Doctor Who - The Eleventh Hour 2012

Danny Stewart