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Drill Queen - Born Depressed

12 Redemption

Shia LaBeouf - Rob Cantor (FULL)

bitch in black hard as stone
need no friends work alone

3 on 1 they shoulda sent 4
every time you stand up your back on the floor

a punch in the balls and a kick to the head
get it on boys or you're gonna get dead

think ya got skills but you're sinking like a stone
next time fuckers you should just stay home 

you can screw nevada
mess with maine
leave hawaii in a puddle of pain

you can beat virginia till she's down on the floor
but if you fuck with tex you'll be on your knees for sure

motherfucker

"advantage: texas"--got that right
bet you buys sleep well tonight

lick those wounds, nurse those sores
name reserved and that's who for

you got 9 lives, she's got 10
after that she'll ride again

bit of a badass anyone can tell
that crazy bitch is hell's angel

oklahoma beat down
pennsylvania dead and drown
minnesota castigate
massachusetts flagellate
bitch slap tennesee
dc dead see?
utah is a fucking mess
oregon in great duress

maryland is on her knees 
louisiana? bitch�.please.
mississippi worst day ever
north dakota not much better
missouri in a stranglehold
montana's corpse is getting cold
bleeding time for old kentucky
indiana not so lucky

vermont could use a four leaf clover
new jersey it is almost over
pick up delaware and slam her
call the meds for alabama
michigan has been destroyed
ditto that for illinois
new hampshire should have brought a friend
west virginia's at her end

colorado crash and burn
kansas point of know return
georgia's underneath a bus
california's really fucked
idaho and south dakota 
give it up your time is over
nebraska cancel all appointments
washington we've got your ointments

ohio don't stand a chance
wyoming needs a change of pants
rhode island you cannot not surmount
puerto rico -does that even count?
pummel down on carolina
connecticut you're SUCH a whiner
arkansas eat my dust
alaska is a total bust

you can screw nevada
mess with maine
leave hawaii in a puddle of pain

you can beat virginia till she's down on the floor
but if you fuck with tex 
if you fuck with tex
if you fuck with tex you'll be on your knees for sure

MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

Jeff Williams (ft.Sandy Williams & Lamar Hall)- On Your Knees (audio+lyrics+full Version)

NINJA SEX PARTY - Eating Food In The Shower
Lyrics:

Babe, you know I love you, but it's hard to find time to spend together. You've got your career. I've got, my…uh I do stuff. But I'll find a way to work this out. Let's GET IT ON!

I'm a busy guy, and you're a busy woman
Every day you wake up for work at the crack of nine
Then we gotta choose between morning sex and breakfast
God knows we need both but there just ain't no time

But I've found a way to get the most out of our day
I prepared you this buffet
So grab a tray, take off your clothes
And follow me

Let's eat our food in the shower
Just look at the time we've saved
Nothing unlocks a meal's flavor potential 
Like turning up a faucet head from pulse to spray

We're eating food in the shower
Ain't this romantic, it's just like rain
Although I've definitely had crispier toast in my life
And there's a huge amount of bacon
Collecting in your drain Wooo!

That's right, girl. Don't things taste better when we're naked?
I gotta tell you I - whoops.
Sorry I'll get that, that was...
WHOA Whoa whoa. Sorry sorry sorry. Sorry, that was me.

Now it's later at night, and the mood is right for lovin
It's our 3 day anniversary, let's celebrate
Reservation for two at a candlelight dinner 
Right inside your own bathroom, what a convenient date!

Sit down at the tub-shaped table
Give your order to the waiter
And hold my pruney hand
I also hired a harpist and mariachi band (mi amor!)

Eating food in the shower
But just between us I don't deny
All the drinks are watered down, there's shampoo in my tacos
Also I asked a bunch of friends if they would like to stop by (hi!)

We're eating food in the shower
This is the pinnacle of your year
The night is only getting better as we get wetter and wetter
Hey is this mayo or conditioner I have no idea

Man, it's getting crowded in here. Let's towel off. Oh God, the Mariachi band!!!

Eating Food In The Shower

Eating Food In The Shower - Ninja Sex Party

Love Is Like Drugs

SDGAF

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman grow up to be a deadly demon hunter?

Alexander Anderson (HAMILTON Parody)

First Date

Not mine. Watch the original at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rSGoP5iGZQ&app=desktop

12 Redemption

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