[verse]
me and my husband, we had it made 
he was always working while i was in the kitchen with a dinner plate 
we talked about babies, even came up with names 
how phuc king dare you leave me in this fragile state 

[verse]
i decided to go on a business trip 
trying to make some extra cash to afford all of this shit 
i came back a day early to surprise the prick 
but he was already slurping on this faggots dic 

[chorus]
my husband turned out to be gay 
why didn't he tell me this when he phuc king married me?
i'm crawling at the seams while he's living it up in a limousine
with some dickhead who dresses up as a phuc king queen 
my husband is gay 
he is gay 
he doesn't like pussay 
cause he is phuc king gay 

[verse]
now i spend my days 
trying to figure out how to claim back my throne 
it just so happens that the man i loved the most 
turned out to be a bender who likes it up his dirt hose 

[verse]
and if he ever came back and told me it was all mistake 
i'd tell him to take his gay riddled asse and get the phuc out my way 

[chorus]
cause my husband turned out to be gay (oh)
why didn't he tell me this when he phuc king married me? (oh)
i'm crawling at the seams while he's living it up in a limousine (oh)
with some dickhead who dresses up as a phuc king queen (oh)
my husband is gay 
he is gay 
he doesn't like pussay 
cause he is phuc king gay 

Me and My Husband

AIRose