AKA Dear John and Hank. Your pod source for comedic conversations about death. Bonus content: News from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.

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John and Hank get together for the very first time to answer to answer a bunch of questions. Will we go to Ava's wedding? What college major will help the world most? Have you ever peed on your own head? Will humans eventually colonize the galaxy? What's going on with Mars? Also...AFC Wimbledon?!

The Debut: Do You Pee on Your Own Head?

In which Hank and John answer questions about global development, chronic pain, and being depressed in hotel rooms. It's a humor podcast!!

002 - It's a Humor Podcast!

In which Hank and John discuss pain, the Istari, eschatology, and the slowness of apocalypses. Thank you to all of the many people sending in questions to hankandjohn@gmail.com.

003 - Pain Demands to be Felt.

Will a nickname change who I am? Are the bees OK? Should I go to a fancy college? And is it OK if you don't feel as sad as you think you should?

004 - What's in a Name?

With John out of town on the Paper Towns press tour, Hank calls on long-time John-replacement Maureen Johnson to help co-host this extra long edition of Dear Hank and John. In it, we discuss the science of sight, whether it's OK to lie to get a job, and how to deal with that paralyzing feeling that your life isn't special and that you're just going to do all of the same boring crap everyone else has already done.

005 - Should I Lie to Get a Job? With Maureen Johnson

Fearless adventure seeker, YouTuber, and vlogger, Louis Cole, best known from his channel FunForLouis, joins Rhett & Link this week to discuss his passion for inspiring people to face their fears and break out of their comfort zones, why a court battle with the RSPCA lead him to abandon his original YouTube channel FoodForLouis and his videos of eating living things including a scorpion and tarantula, and how he prevented a full on gang brawl from breaking out inside of the double decker bus he drove around London. 

*NOTE: This conversation contains adult themes and language


Ep. 85 Louis Cole - Ear Biscuits

How should toilet paper be dispensed? Help! My fingers are glued together! If you hover a helicopter in the same place for 24 hours, why don't you travel around the earth? What food weird combinations do you like? What should I do if a scholarship requires me to read Ayn Rand? AND OTHER QUESTIONS ANSWERED!

022 - Post-Menopausal Cousin Marriage

Secure your skeletons - it’s a wild ride of pure Psychobabble! Once again, Tyler and Korey lose their minds (and their hands) as they discuss everything from pus suckers to eye boogers. Patch up the pieces as they cast the Real Housewives of Earth, describe their most violent moments, and debunk myths about shitting on babies.

PB 62: Whose Hand Is This?

How do I choose an ethical engagement ring? There's a wasp trapped in my dorm room! How do I know which arm rest is mine at the movie theater? And a question about grammar...from our father.

Also, we have a patreon now: https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn

026 - Should I Make Out With My Roommate?

Can create fresh water by boiling the sea with a giant magnifying glass? Is suffering necessary for us to appreciate the beauty in life? What about asteroids and super-volcanos! Should a heart be judged by how much it loves or by how much it's loved? 

032 - Broccoli Flavored Chocolate

What is my actual favorite color? At what point in the day do I switch to "have a good night" as my go-to courtesy? What do I do when The Big One hits? And more!

059 - Hank's Disaster Preparedness Plan

Where all all the dead birds? Should I really live each day of my life like it's my last? Am I a fraud for being a social chameleon? And more!

060 - There is Almost Always a Future

How do gas planets work? What is proper door etiquette? Is Hank going to put the lime in the coconut and drink it all together? And more!

061 - Tiny Acts of Kindness

How do I go about my secret fiddle long con? Why do almost all zippers have the letters YKK on them? Do bugs ever have a destination in mind when they walk around aimlessly? And more!

062 - Pumpkins and Penguins (and Fiddles)

What do I do while people are singing "Happy Birthday"? What are mushrooms even? Is it okay to want people to not be wrong? And more!

063 - World Queen

Can you separate the artist from the work? How do bugs survive microwaves? Will we ever be a perfectly unified planet? And more!

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Email your questions: hankandjohn@gmail.com

081 - Always Making Progress Forever

Hank and John Green (YouTubers and etc) answer questions, give questionable advice, and talk about Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the 3rd tier English football club).

081 - Always Making Progress Forever

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