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Learn how Tyler and Korey survived high school. This week, they reminisce on crying teachers, reveal the truth about test scores, and investigate where exactly Tyler got his cheerleading skills (Hint: there’s a visit from Queen Jackie).

PB 2: High School

If you could punch anyone in the face, who would it be? Do you need to "protect your image"? Do adults continue to change as they get older? What are some cheap date ideas? If you could invent a new word, what would it be? These and other questions (and also the news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon) are contained within!

011 - How do you "Make Something of Yourself"?

Fearless adventure seeker, YouTuber, and vlogger, Louis Cole, best known from his channel FunForLouis, joins Rhett & Link this week to discuss his passion for inspiring people to face their fears and break out of their comfort zones, why a court battle with the RSPCA lead him to abandon his original YouTube channel FoodForLouis and his videos of eating living things including a scorpion and tarantula, and how he prevented a full on gang brawl from breaking out inside of the double decker bus he drove around London. 

*NOTE: This conversation contains adult themes and language


Ep. 85 Louis Cole - Ear Biscuits

How do I stop projecting onto people? What do you do when you get pigeonholed as "the smart kid"? Is English class valuable? And of course...do you have any advice for new drivers...of course we do...be very careful and do not kill us.

NOTE: This was recorded before the big Mars news that was released today but, oddly enough, I talk about the thing that the news is about which is a bit confusing. Sorry about that.

017 - Meeting Taylor Swift('s parents)

How do I balance my marriage with my career? What if your job isn't morally ambiguous? Is there something wrong with me if I am informed but also not sure who to vote for?

But boy do we spend a lot of time on that first one because we clearly think about it a lot! Also...WATER ON MARS! 

018 - Coming to Terms with your Nerdiness

How should toilet paper be dispensed? Help! My fingers are glued together! If you hover a helicopter in the same place for 24 hours, why don't you travel around the earth? What food weird combinations do you like? What should I do if a scholarship requires me to read Ayn Rand? AND OTHER QUESTIONS ANSWERED!

022 - Post-Menopausal Cousin Marriage

Secure your skeletons - it’s a wild ride of pure Psychobabble! Once again, Tyler and Korey lose their minds (and their hands) as they discuss everything from pus suckers to eye boogers. Patch up the pieces as they cast the Real Housewives of Earth, describe their most violent moments, and debunk myths about shitting on babies.

PB 62: Whose Hand Is This?

How do I choose an ethical engagement ring? There's a wasp trapped in my dorm room! How do I know which arm rest is mine at the movie theater? And a question about grammar...from our father.

Also, we have a patreon now: https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn

026 - Should I Make Out With My Roommate?

Did we discover the periodic table, or did we invent it? How do you start running a business with friends? How would one go about crashing the moon into the Earth? Is an emoji a word? And finally, most importantly, when is it ok to start listening to Holiday music?

027 - Giving Gifts Without Breaking the Bank

What do you do when your couple friends stop hanging with single you? Should we imagine evil people complexly? Could you light Saturn on fire? How long could humans survive only eating humans? And then we discuss our over/unders for age of death.

030 - Ending the Hiaaeetus!

Should I give up on my dreams of changing the world? Is mayonnaise an instrument? Why are DVD cases not squares? Can you burn a cucumber? Does the moon have Earth eclipses? Do you have anonymous social profiles? 

031 - Breakin' the Law (and Being Good.)

Can create fresh water by boiling the sea with a giant magnifying glass? Is suffering necessary for us to appreciate the beauty in life? What about asteroids and super-volcanos! Should a heart be judged by how much it loves or by how much it's loved? 

032 - Broccoli Flavored Chocolate

Why do we fall for clickbait? Why do smells become normal? Why do we call aluminum foil "tin foil?" Why do people always ask where I'm from? My name is boring! Are four-sided bananas safe to eat?! THESE AND OTHER QUESTIONS, ANSWERED FOR YOU TODAY!

033 - Putting Water in Cereal?!

Can I eat expired Mac N Cheese? What would you do if you only had 300 subscribers on YouTube? Is a kitty on my lap an excuse for tardiness? What if you dumped the sun into a massive MASSIVE bucket of water? What do you do when someone asks you a question that you aren't ready to answer?

034 - YouTube Freaky Friday

Am I Lisa Turtle or Screech? What would happen to lava on the sun? After blowing ones nose, why does one look into the Kleenex? Coconuts are hairy an make milk, are they mammals? When does the early 2000s become "The Turn of the Century"? AND OTHER QUESTIONS ANSWERED!

035 - Should I Get Baptized if I Don't Believe?

Is there a secret planet opposite ours? Is strawberry flavor fooling us all? How can we be better listeners? Why do people ghost other people?

036 - Grief is Super Weird

Dive into this puddle of Psychobabble! In this episode, Tyler and Korey cover everything from sexting hot studs to swimming in shit. Who would they invite to their brorgy? How can you get a date with Out’s Most Eligible Bachelors? Soak up the mess as the boys agree to drink their pee, plan Grindr accounts for their future children, and reveal who’s in the gay mafia.

PB 76: Brorgy, Renob & The Pen15 Club

How do you reattach John's head? Why aren't supreme court justices chosen more efficiently? How do you hug? Does Mars have seasons? Why don't people eat grass like cows?

037 - The Floridiest Place

Why don't bugs die when we flick them? Why do we talk the way we do? What's the deal with dollars in movies? How much would it cost to buy the world a coke? And more!

038 - The Smelling in Your Dwelling

How do I overcome pizza betrayal? What's the deal with sesame seeds? How do I solve my sibling ball crisis? What do I do in Montana? How do I deal with my driving anxiety? And more!

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