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Dear Hank and John

195: Fun with Bob and John!

Hank and John Green (YouTubers and etc) answer questions, give questionable advice, and talk about Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the 3rd tier English football club).

Um local de reflexões sobre basicamente tudo que eu ache legal, desde TV até Freud.

Uh... Some idiot(s) with too much to think about and not enough time to think with. I might be back to trying this. Maybe not. Who knows. I've un-privatized a few of my tracks I came to resent, though. So... I better get on making better stuff, right?

195: Fun with Bob and John!

Dear Hank & John