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The 52Hz whale, recorded by Bill Watkins

A blue whale calling

Save the date - National Coming Out Day is just around the corner! This week, Tyler and Korey honor the holiday with another round of LGBTQ+ advice. How do you tell your bestie that you’re bi - and you have a crush on them? What can you do if your family fakes support of your sexuality? Get ready to celebrate as they explain how to introduce pansexuality, why you shouldn’t worry about labels, and how you can support fellow LGBTQ+ members in their self-discovery journey.

PB 56: You’re Not Alone!

Time to get Emotion(al) over this special queen, Carly Rae Jepsen! To commemorate Carly’s snowballing success, Tyler and Korey confess how much they Really Like this pop star sensation. Run Away with her songs after they recap her early career as a Canadian Idol loser, rate their favorite tracks, explain how this sleeper album became the album of our generation - and ultimately convince you that she just might be Your Type.

PB 88: Carly Rae Jepsen - Queens Edition

Neo Geo by Fyodor the DJ

GEO 009
03 / 2017

A1: Accept
A2: Ambient
A3: NY

B1: Fluted
B2: Untitled Zone
B3: Baby
B4: 89989898

Geography has always been about feelings. Our next record is a special one with lots of them. Several years in the making. A local affair, a Sorgenfri/Sofielund/Gamla Väster/Annelund affair. Geography returns with what will be remembered as probably the best record of 2017, a mini album full of deeply rooted house music from total newcomer Fyodor the DJ, put on wax by Geography straight outta Mælmö. 

The artwork is done by the artists mother, Margareta. The record is released in two versions, one normal and one special edition, limited to 50 copies. The latter is screen printed by Margareta Heijkenskjöld Holmgren in her studio in Malmö.

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Lisa tells the story behind her solo song, "Wrong", the sisters give advice on how to get along with your parents, and Christina gives us a pep talk on being yourself in this episode of The Cimorelli Podcast.

The Cimorelli Podcast: Episode 12 - "Wrong"

In this episode of the podcast, the girls talk about how to tell if a relationship is toxic. Amy shares her insecurities about being short and Christina gives us a pep talk on “irrelevant facts”.

The Cimorelli Podcast: Episode 14 - "Who Told You"

Can I wear my Tuesday shirt on other days? How do I give advice that doesn't hurt feelings but is still helpful? Did I steal this plant? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn

155 - Drunk Fruit Squirrels

How can I avoid having to dress up for Halloween? What do you do when your friends make fun of your friend? How do I artfully display my rib? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn

156 - There Is a Diversity of Opinions Among the People Who Drive This Car

Why do people hate raisins? Is U2 a boy band? How do I make friends with the people I work with? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn

158 - President Alligator

How do I get out of this maze? What do I do with this cello? When will I stop having to call my mom to help me figure out life? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn We're now on Twitter! Follow us at twitter.com/dearhankandjohn.

159 - The Horrifying Five-Tined Fork

Where should I look when I'm talking to someone? Will aliens ride our roller coasters when we're all dead? Should guests help do the dishes? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn

160 - You Are Not My Bus

Drake, "I Get Lonely Too"

Here's a little taste of what Tyler and Korey are getting into today! They discuss the transitive property of passing gas, Korey takes down the L.A. Times ranking of cereals, they plot the Psychobabble takeover of PornHub, and they recap Tyler's big 30th birthday party at the rave.<br><br>

PB 200: Two Sharts Don't Make a Right

Vanessa Hill of BrainCraft joins Hank to answer your questions! Has it ever not been raining? Can I change my major if I have a scholarship? Should there be compulsory voting? How do I learn to ride a bike? What is tipping etiquette in the US? When is it my turn to watch TV? Can I take a blanket covered with pictures of me to college? Will the US claim Mars as a state? How does boxed mac and cheese work?

For more Vanessa, check out youtube.com/braincraft!

If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

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192 - Raised on a Yacht (w/ Vanessa Hill of BrainCraft!)

Why do I cry more easily as I get older? What is SPF? What are healthy methods to combat loneliness? What should do if I busted a hole in the wall while bonding with my sibling? How do I be less curt in texts and emails? Where does John consume his hot takes? How do I stop being bad at cooking? How would John and Hank have met if they weren’t brothers? How do I make this locker room my new home? John and Hank have answers!

If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

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193 - It's Like a Pool of Liver!

How do I advance past the waving stage of acquaintanceship? What does one do at conferences? My friend based a character off of me but the character sucks? How do I get in my house if I'm locked out? From where does a giant African land snail poop? Can I have only one jacked arm? John and Hank have answers!

If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

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194: Fortunately, They Are Not Carnivores

This is a different kind of creepypasta that really let me play with the character. A big thank you to MineSoCliche for letting me try this one out!

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/MineSoCliche/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGbnR4yRt6s
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/btmwqs/my_name_is_travis_smith_i_know_every_answer_to/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

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Creepypasta Storytime ~Volume #15~

My Name Is Travis Smith. I Know Every Answer to Any Problem. by MineSoCliche

What should I do with all these keys? How do I unrecommend a raunchy novel to my grandma? What's a good psychology team name? What is the most effective way to pull an all-nighter? What should I call my girlfriend's parents? Why are middle schoolers so terrifying? What do I do with all these tomatoes? Hank and John have advice!

If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.

The survey is on the Patreon linked above and also here: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/N7DKBW6

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195: Fun with Bob and John!

How did they decide doorbells should go ding dong? How do I get my coworkers out of my personal life? Why does Hank have button-up jeans? How do you not worry that everything you write has been written before? What are the odds that I'm part pigeon? Why don't you see tons of stars when you're in space? Hank and John have answers!

If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

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196: The Is Nothing You Are Not

I read from my book "Figuring" with original music by Yo-Yo Ma on cello and Kathryn Scott on piano from BORDERLESS LULLABIES — a charitable compilation of 20 songs and spoken-word recordings, with 100% of proceeds benefiting the wonderful nonprofit KIND (Kids In Need of Defense: http://supportkind.org), who represent unaccompanied immigrant and refugee children in their deportation proceedings, ensuring that no child stands in court alone.

DOWNLOAD HERE: http://borderlesslullabies.bandcamp.com/

Featured on the record are original music and readings by Esperanza Spalding, Jacqueline Woodson with Chris Bruce, Maria Popova with Yo-Yo Ma, Lizz Wright, Somi, Cellogram with Arian Saleh, Elio Villafranca, Travis Knapp, Alejandro Urias, Jamia Wilson with Travis Sullivan, Chris Connelly, and Morley, with original cover art by Shantell Martin. Also included are recordings of previously released music by Draco Rosa, Martha Redbone, Rosanne Cash, Meryl Streep, Tendor Dorjee, Leni Stern, Karavika, and Taína Asili, generously donated to the project by the artists.

More about the project: https://www.brainpickings.org/2019/07/04/borderless-lullabies/

Borderless Lullabies

Figuring

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BORDERLESS LULLABIES: "Figuring" by Maria Popova with Yo-Yo Ma

Can a sentient statue run for president? How do I attend a show solo? How can I be bougie enough for art frames? Could Elsa solve climate change? How can I not be a sobbing mess on my wedding day? Should I make a new ring for my dad? What should I do when I'm not sure if I know someone? Hank and John have answers!

If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

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201: Giant Stone Abraham Lincoln 2020

Hank and John Green (YouTubers and etc) answer questions, give questionable advice, and talk about Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the 3rd tier English football club).