Welcome to EPIC STOFF BATTLES! 

Street Fighter's wandering warrior and posterboy Ryu goes up against Tekken's troubled Child of Destiny Jin Kazama, in a battle of fighting game protagonists with a darker side hiding inside of them... waiting to be released...
Street Fighter X Tekken. Capcom X Namco. Let's do this!

Me as Ryu and Jin
Written by Me, Dani Frias, Titanium1208, Adam, HyperJacob96 and R the Writer
Mixed by HyperJacob96

LYRICS:
Ryu:
Normally I’ll let my fists do the talking for me 
But now I’ll grab the mic and crush you and your boring story 
Your grandpa took you in, left Lars in the deep end!
I’ll make you scream “Uncle!” again with a Shinku-HADOUKEN!
Remember your roots, I paved the streets you fight on!
Keep to yourself while I'm crossing over with icons!
Jin’s Kin gives a new meaning to domestic violence
And this won't be the last time they leave their spouses silenced!
I inspire other games you don't know the Art of Fighting!
Or the art of good writing with a series so unexciting!
Compared to me, you’re just like your mother: Unknown!
You'll always be alone, with all your sins you cant atone.

Jin:
Hm pitiful, you shouldn’t have gotten in my way
Only superior stat you have against me is your age
Gouken didn't teach you well if that’s all you could bother
Even Dan wins in better fighting honors for his father
Respect my legacy, you remember your first game?
With horrible controls and AI we’ll never know why it got played.
This karate kid is picked even less than his barbie doll clone 
At least Ken has some money, a family, and a home.
Your corpse I'll be burying, my series I've been carrying.
Your power is Nothingness while mine is EVERYTHING
I’m Tekken you out for good, no greater truth to tell.
And I'll end your journey 'cross the world by taking you to hell

Ryu:
Tried to traverse Heihachi’s teachings but when you speak
Your verse secured to us that your Talk is Cheap
And this arrogant brat thinks anger guides him?
You can’t beat me cause-

Evil Ryu:
-violence is who I am!
Try to kidnap a win but it's all Ogre now!
The Ultimate power has now broken out!
You don't have the strength or wisdom to prevail!
This arrogant child is only destined to fail!

Devil Jin:
You goddamn fool! I’ll teach you the true meaning of fear!
With fists made of iron and a laser filled leer!
It’s the dark resurrection of the devil within!
I’m a headliner, you just show up to kill Bison!
I'll take my vengeance in blood. Not even Akuma could stop me!
Can't call yourself canon unless your name is Kage!
Always reverting to your first plot, your paths a facade!
I killed my tormentor, now fear the wrath of a god!

Evil Ryu:
A god? Ha! Are you trying to beat me through laughter?
Being a disgrace to your clan is the only style you could master!
I’ll clip your wings right off! Learn what my fists are furled for!
Stomp this brat out before he starts another World War!

Devil Jin:
You've risen like a Phoenix and I find that appalling.
But I'll just sustain flight while your series keeps falling
You still don't have what it takes, against me you're plastered 
Cause I've unlearned more moves than you've ever mastered!

Ryu VS Jin - Epic Stoff Battles

WATCH THE FULL VIDEO: https://youtu.be/aaE2Isa1rPQ

Brodecai as Slenderman (Audio)
Dudz as Slenderman (Video)
Vladimyr P. as Jeff The Killer (audio) 
Dudz as Jeff The Killer (Video)
YDGeon as Announcer

Slenderman: 

Confusion is what humans may feel with my presence
but nothing compares to your whole storie’s coherence
The photos will show that a threat’s what i pose 
I brought fear to the mist, your whole thing’s getting smoked!
not close as a foe, either way, i’m approaching
No traces, thats why i’m acting silenced
When least expected, they’ll be infected 
feeling burnt out to end up missing like your eyelids
My legend’s what settled this whole sensation 
Spreading shock and fright to entire nations 
Looks like ripped off Joker can’t be taken so serious
The only cracks you got just made you go delirious
Rejected by the Wiki, and your fans grew tired
How you’re gonna fire back when your status backfired?
Dare to enter my domain, there's no way you can survive
 but judging by your face, you’re always due to ‘’crossing lines’’
   
Jeff the killer:

Jeff the killer, death is quicker 
So you better run while you still can
Arrive at night, sharp as my knife 
That's why i’m gonna slice up Slenderman!
Enter your domain? as if it was your reign
But you forgot something: I GOT WOODS ON MY NAME!
My lines are packing heat, cuz i’m giving burns like bleach
Feeling stressed? should be! you’re next on my murder spree 
Tried to hit the big screen, and your film was a debacle
That budget couldn’t prevent you of being Something Awful
cuz a game brought your fame, then decayed years later
As always, you’re a lame excuse to seeking paper
For the genre, it is true that you've paved the way 
But thanks to rap battles, you went from slaying to slave
So don’t faze my rage if you still think i'm that weaker
I beat all bullies by myself, you got outclassed by a math teacher!

Slenderman: 

Slit your mouth yet those words have failed to cut deep
Causing snores is the only way you’ll make go to sleep
The damage i create can’t be healed from any mind  
You pass the same effect when seen on Gacha Life
the impact i left goes beyond some numbers
All proxies by my side, you’re only loved by Tumblr
I guess your bad rap/rep is just too hard to cover 
Struggling behind bars? should’ve learned with your brother

Jeff the Killer:

Did you teleport your rhymes? Cuz they felt so out of place
 Should’ve expected that when you lack a mouth on your face
Calling out my targets, as if yours aren’t offensive 
You’re easy to defeat; take a seat with Chris Hansen
See the bigger picture: no one’s scared of your horror
So do what you do best and just stay in the corner
Put some meaning on your writing, so its not bland as usual
Suit and tie fit just right, since this became your own funeral *laughs*

Eyeless Jack:
Its Eyeless Jack here! 
Messing with me is quite risky
Once i murder on this beat, i'll go and eat  
your ki- 
*gets shot and falls on the floor*   

Dudz:
Dude, who the heck let this guy in? The battles finished!
*sigh* Fricking royales…


Written By Dudz
Addit. Writing Help by Vladimyr P., Bacon Pancake & Brodecai
Researching Help By Danii
Beat prod. by HEKS
Mixed and Mastered by Captain Jorge
Thumbnail and cover art by Cidisswo


EYELESS JACK CREDITS

Dudz as Eyeless Jack 
Other Eddie as himself

Written by Dudz
Beat prod. by 2Deep
Mixed by Cidisswo


Special thanks to JotaSeis, Cidisswo, Vladimyr P., Captain Jorge, My Parents, Matthew Thomas, ERBParodies and you

JEFF THE KILLER VS SLENDERMAN- AMATEUR RAP BATTLES

IGreenOwl as NFTs
TheToppo as AI

Lyrics by WHOZPHANTOM 
Prod. by WHOZPHANTOM 
Mixed by WHOZPHANTOM

AI vs NTFs - RAP BATTLE!

The original battle itself was gonna be the first addition to an ARG titled "Rat Bapples", which was gonna seem like an initial imperfect archive with a storyboard, demo reel and a few edited moments of the final video due to the original video being nuked off the internet mere hours after it got uploaded. As the story progressed, we would have an urbexer find out he has connections to the creator of the battle, who he tries to contact but gets nowhere as he finds a harddrive full of other unfinished battles around his local area. It was supposed to be a 50/50 type battle with some bits of effort sprinkled into what was essentially an intentionally undercooked battle, similar to Guy Fawkes vs Joker by FanMadeStuff. However the lyrics weren't mostly completed due to me being unsatisfied with the project itself during development and procrasination. Even if it was mostly intentionally bad, I thought of it as kind of an empty goal if that was the intention. This battle will either be switched with another matchup featuring N or will be totally rewritten, but I do know that I am willing to feature the same beat made by the wonderful specimen @smegmaisbraindead.

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wrPxf_QKCYeewTraNf9Y1Buwklj_7LE7FrOqHs4RYrQ/edit?usp=sharing

Serial Designation N vs Pewdiepie - RAP BATTLE! [INSTRUMENTAL]

Beetlejuice vs The Mask

Candle Cove vs The Flying Dutchman

Frutiger Aero vs Dreamcore

the amnazibng beat i made for skeeps movei didnt make the final cut so i used it on this :(

#freefuchsia #freefuchsia #freefuchsia #freefuchsia

fuchsia as ga y clown
skeeptieel as gay alex

written by fuchsia
produced by fuchsia
mixed and mastered by fuchsia

lyrics:

gay clown:
HIT U W THE BEAM THE BEAM GOT STICKS
??? (something about moving bricks)
???
YOUR NAME GAY ALEX YOU A BITCH (something about moving bricks)

gay alex:
(preview of gay alex battle coming march 2026)

gay clown from skeeptieels movie vs gay alex from celestial roast ft skeeptieel #freefuchsia

Trakked as Laughing Jack
Fightmarker as Jevil
Beat produced by EYLONE
Written by Trakked, M&Mattie and Atom
Additional help by: Atom
Mixed by Jordy
Art by M&Mattie and TomPuffs
Thumbnail by TomPuffs

Battle:

Laughing Jack: (0:12)
I’m out of the box, and now it’s your problem
I’m ‘boutta rip off that hat and show your town that you’re balding
I'm more than imaginary, pal, I’m bound to leave you haunted
Pinstripes’ll pin knives and lock this clown up like Seam did (AHAHHAHA)
It looks like Tiny musta’ crawled in from the circus
The king threw you out, now this jester is worthless
Slice-and-dice through you and your kingdom ‘til you’re all ripped up
I got the shreds droppin’ like it’s 52 pick-up!
You’re playing a very dangerous game
Can’t escape from the basement; you’re insane in the brain
If you got nothin’ nice to say, then stay hushed
Or else I’ll play rough, you’ll get your brain crushed

Jevil:
SO LONELY, LONELY I WAS ‘TIL YOU FOUND ME
WON’T YOU STEP OUT OF THE CAGE THAT SURROUNDS THEE?
FREEDOM IS NOT IN YOUR GRASP,
BUT ALLOW ME TO GIVE YOU A TASTE OF AN ESCAPE FROM YOUR BOUNDARIES (UEE HEE HEE HEE!)
APPEARED AS A GUARDIAN, BUT QUICKLY YOU WERE SET ASIDE
SAT AND WATCHED YOUR OWNER AS HE COMMITTED HIS HELLISH CRIMES
YOU TORTURE CHILDREN ‘CAUSE YOU CANNOT STAND YOUR WRETCHED LIFE
SO LET’S SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN AN ANGEL MEETS MY DEVILSKNIFE

Laughing Jack:
Ooohh… You think you’re funny..
They hated your chaos but you couldn’t stop
Your one pal betrayed you, he made you the dummy
Cracked under the pressure and just like a weasel, you POPPED! (AHAHAHAHA!!!)
Try all your tricks inside of your prison
You’ll just metamorphosize into my victim
I’d save you the candy, but it must’ve found you
I guess the world DOES revolve around you!

Jevil:
THIS BODY CANNOT BE DESTROYED OR DISCARDED
YOUR FRIENDS THREW YOU OUT AT THE FIRST CHANCE THEY’VE GOTTEN
ABANDONED, ABANDONED! THIS MAN WAS FORGOTTEN
YOU WERE A PRESENT THAT NOBODY WANTED!
CHASED AFTER LOVE ‘ROUND THE MULBERRY BUSH
PLAYED THE CAROUSEL GAME TO FIND ONE WHO WOULD TAKE YOU (PIP PIP!)
‘TWAS ALL IN GOOD FUN, ‘TIL YOUR FEELINGS WERE CRUSHED
YOU CANNOT DO ANYTHING TO MAKE THEM NOT HATE YOU
CHOPPED ALL THE BOISENGIRLS IN FITS OF RAGE
THE CHAOS, CHAOS COURSES THROUGH ALL OF YOUR VEINS!
THE SNUFFBOMB BLEW UP IN YOUR FACE!
FUN AS IT WAS, FRIEND, YOU’VE LOST THE GAME



Laughing Jack vs Jevil - Rap Cypher #56

Back in June 2014, I got the idea of Parappa vs Eminem. So me and other people wrote lyrics, people recorded, and 3 people filmed. Then I decided that this wasn't my best work and then scrapped it. I'm thinking about remastering this battle, but I don't know. Enjoy!

Mat4yo/Skitzy as Eminem
Justin Buckner/Matthew Thomas as Parappa the Rapper
Frenzy/Mrbiggyful as Dr. Dre
Miss4yo/Zander Peers as UmJammer Lammy

SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES
EMINEM
VERSUS
PARAPPA THE RAPPER
BEGIN!

Eminem:
Hi, my name is, what? Slim Shady
Better call PETA, 'cause I'm slaying a canine baby
I’m gonna kick your ass 8 miles from my face
Since your whole video game franchise is such a disgrace
Your raps cannot compare to The Marshall Mathers LP
Just like Sunny Funny said, you’re such a little baby
All you ever do is stupid non-reputable infantile pansy raps, GOD!
Now go ahead and spit, you’ll lose anyway, dawg!

PaRappa the Rapper (Talking):
Yeah, I know

PaRappa the Rapper:
I gotta believe that I’m gonna kick your ass
So you better scram (yeah) ‘cause I’m gonna leave a blast from the past
I’ll punch you in the (Joe) chin, to show you how manly I can be
I’m gonna rock your world, as if my name was UmJammer Lammy
You don’t need to be cocky Marshall, ‘cause it’s gonna get rocky
When I bring the heat, you’ll be crying to your mommy
You won't have a recovery because U RAPPIN' AWFUL
Call me cheap cheap, because I'll crack crack crack your skull

Eminem:
I’ve forever felt like I'm a Rap God, Back off
You'll forever live in the shadow of CatDog, you whack dog
Don’t ever try to beat me, you don’t know what the fuck I’ve been through
I love the way you lie, and I’m not afraid of what you do
I gon be rapping so fast you just happen to hop to it like I'm a B-rabbit and
Nobody's ever paid any attention to your or your games they just stay in the cabinet
I’m friends with The Monster, all your friends are just gay
You just lost, without another chance, life is no Nintendo game

PaRappa the Rapper:
I’m gonna kick you, punch you, ‘cause it’s all in the mind
If you wanna test me, then you better get ready to fight
You’re just addicted to pills, I don’t need to want to interrupt
But, I’m gonna beat you as fast as Joe Chin’s simple introduction
I’ll go berserk on your ass, so get ready to meet your doom
With Dr. Dre and Lil’ Wayne, you can’t beat my crew!
You’re the reason for kids being so messed up in the mind!
Go back to jail, and pay for all of your gosh damn crimes.
Eminem (Talking):
I’m not gonna lose to a talking paper dog, Dr. Dre? 

Dr. Dre (Talking):
It’ll be my pleasure Marshall!

Dr. Dre:
Mind if I snoop in? I’ll cut this paper cutout of this scene
You don’t need a doctor, you need a vet, cause you’re a doggy 
Stop rapping, ‘cause you’re making my eyes water like Master Onion
I would Beat you by Dr. Dre, but I would get a paper cut
You gotta believe? I believe you won’t make it out alive (dawg) 
Just give up, you’ll never get Sunny to ever french your fries
You’re cheap cheap, so bleep bleep yourself and go away!
And whatever you say, you better pray, I’m still Dr. Dre

PaRappa the Rapper (Talking):
If you got to bring in a friend, then I do too! Lammy?

UmJammer Lammy (Talking):
Leave it to me!

UmJammer Lammy:
Doctor Doctor imma give you a taste of your own medicine
Rocking out to all the minds you and your crew infected in
Eminem has problems with his head, and monsters in his bed
I’ll Chop Chop you two in half, and you’ll be more than dead (again)
You’re washed out, you clocked out and now you’re all crabby
My partner might be “Pa” rapper but I’m your daddy
Snap you like a cracker while I’m jamming on you slackers
Both:
You two just got rocked out by UmJammer and PaRappa!

WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!
SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES!

Written by: Matthew Thomas, Justin Buckner, Fel, Zack, and Mat4yo.

Parappa the Rapper vs Eminem (Scrapped STOCRB)

The unholy rap battle that was ERBP's Freddy vs Jason has came back from the depths of hell to get remastered.

Nathan Provost as Freddy Krueger
MultiSuperVids as Jason Voorhees
The Eternal Vanguard as Michael Myers
Adam as Ghostface
JMB as Leatherface
Froggy as Ash Williams

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10WtiPG7o2yHA3dTdgQ3SggBO-BPzuY1OXZA4WFqeA4c/edit

Serial Designation N vs Pewdiepie - RAP BATTLE! [INSTRUMENTAL]

Rap Battles! by DefPhaild