Hey, hey! Ears up, you're connected!
Been waiting a while... I thought nobody was listening.
Keep your head in the game, we don't have much time.
Lets see if I can hear you.
Name, pal. Give it.

Great! Loud and clear, aside from-
Never mind, I don't have enough time to troubleshoot.
Now I'm having a little creative block, need some ideas for a hero.
What do you think a hero would look like?
Lets start with hair, describe it to me in two words

Short, spiked
Medium, frazzled
<3 No hair, shined
Long, dry

(??? begins drawing, scratchy lines resembling a head appears)

Clothes next, any good hero needs a good outfit.

Knight's armor
Mage's robes
Magician's suit
<3 Punk's shirt

Weird but I'm not complaining. How about a weapon? You need something to whack a threat with.

A frying pan
A bat
<3 A pencil
A staff

The phrase is "pen is mightier than the sword".
Maybe for you it's the pencil.
...
This is looking...bad, maybe fleshing out the character would be better.

Rapidfire! Favorite color, favorite weather, feeling on sports.

<3 Red
Green
Beige
Blue

Damp
<3 Cold
Hot
Dark

Lonely
Disgust
<3 Fear
Exasperation

Expected different things.
Whatever, what's a good hero name?

Har har, very funny, your own name.
...
I guess it fits.
 
...Guess that's it.
This heroes story finally has a hero.
And that hero will be you.
Big surprise huh?
......
That's fair.

Are you happy with your hero? Or you, I guess.

<3 Yes
No

Good, I didn't want to have to do that all over again.
Must be excited for an adventure, huh?
I sure am, hard to find excitement in this boring world.
Just one final step, all I ask you to do is...
Hold on...
Wait WHAT???
OH NO-
OH NONONO-
OH- cuts out
"Despite everything, you're still you." 
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