random

Astro boy vs robot boy

Cast:
VinnyO as Finn
Frenzy as Dipper

Lyrics:
Finn:
The sole survivor of countless Mushroom Wars here’s tried and true
to kick a superstitious dipstick plus protect The Land of Ooo
On the way, collect more healing tears from creatures with one eye
Cuz your triangle’s hardly a bite from my life, Marty McFly 


Dipper Pines:
Uh- Wow- 
Dontcha know those words were pretty hurtful
I was only passing by on a search for my lost journal 
If a fight’s what you want, the outcomes’ already been determined 
I’m equipped with mystical knowledge; better square up Finn the Hermit (Hah)
I’m Dipper; I’m precocious- and I’ve got the flow to match
You couldn’t find your intellect with a magnifying glass 
I took on the stuff from nightmares- this teen won’t leave a scratch 
You’re more wooden and washed up than the Mystery Shack 


Finn:
I’m an adventurer! With a heart of more gold than my treasure stash
You’re some lily-livered theorist with thoughts bottled like they’re Tourist Trapped
Constricted in Oregon- I’ve searched for my dad in outer Space
Conspiracies stretched like Jake, I’m facing Mathematical shapes 
HA HA! SHMOWZOW!
Equipped with but a thimble and this still wouldn’t be fair
So quit trippin’ or you’ll get cut like a strand of my hair
I’ll easily slice through two freaky pre-teen geeks
And this teen’s dispensing the one Cipher that you won’t beat
Knight of a monarchy of queens but you’ll show Loyalty to the King
Decrypting translucent ink needless with marks from the flow I bring
You’re a Tad Strange, but no Sherlock; so quit pretending 
Y’got no chance of winning this match nor the heart of Wendy 


Dipper:
Stick to the point ‘cause those shots at me aren’t a nice thing
Erase your memories and leave you in a state like the Ice King’s
You two-faced schmuck, acting tough on the battlefront
But deep down you’d shit your diaper at the thought of abandonment 
Reality’s a great magic which where there’s no escape to it’s hex
Attached to a bag given little people and a Glob complex
You’re a coward! Aroused by pink candy and royalty 
A boytoy who flamboyantly forces his loyalty


Finn:
Cut down a Pine Tree with one swing; I’m a Hard Easy hitter 
But I wouldn’t waste the effort, consider yourself Lucky Dipper 
That courageous state’s a short lived act like the ones of Little Gideon
But I’ll break through that hard cover like the Enchiridion 


Dipper:
You seem pretty Armless buddy, so lemme’ lend you a hand 
heh
Finn:
Touch me you d-list; and you’ll be roast Lamby Lamb 
Dipper:
Oh gee- I’m out! You’re as empty as The Music Hole 
The mystery of your bewilderment has yet to be solved

Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines- Fle Rap Battles

beerbongs & bentleys

Psycho (feat. Ty Dolla $ign)

https://soundcloud.com/multisupervids as Bojack Horseman
https://soundcloud.com/rbrebooted (Chico) as Rick Sanchez
Vladimyr P. as Morty Smith

Flowtest: http://picosong.com/wFLYy

BoJack Horseman:
There’s no Gun in your Pocket with a Morty for assistance
Rick’s win is less kismet then his family’s christmas
Your whole life’s acting Ruffles as you make more mistakes
You cheat the Naked eye, like it’s Ricked This Way
It takes you Nine Rick Potions to see that you’re an outsider
I’ve seen more lyrical insight from a cable provider!
And for rapping? it's no walk in the Anatomy Park
With eating all that shit, Doofus, couldn't leave room for bars?

Morty:
Uhh, I don't know about this Rick..

Rick:
Shut up Morty, we’ll be fine
We’re up against a drunken idiot, who forgot to pay his fines

Morty:
Wait, but Rick, that's yourself

Rick:
No It's not, Shut up Morty!
You better ready up, because it's time to get Schwifty

Rick Sanchez:
Your content’s banter and cancer with a little bit of standards
There’s no need to contemplate when I’ve got all the answers
Crossing genomes, quite n33dful, so quit Horsin’ Around
Since you are too retarded to turn a Brand New Couch
Feisty kitty won't return, Duckman is looking beastly
When you’re lonely you BoJack off like every brony
Using another formula, you’ll say hello to the Moon
Through dreams I snooze, without your fictional horseshoe

Morty Smith:
He is failed like his disses, and his love life’s abandoned 

Rick Sanchez:
I’m blowing off your career, ‘cause my disses are 9/11
It's best you hit the sack, Jack or this’ll end with zymolysis
You can just watch my show to see a REAL midlife crisis

BoJack Horseman:
Left you in a cliffhanger; bigger than my struggle
when It comes down to bars, you’ve got Mr. Poopy Butthole!
Your IQ must be a Jerry if you planned to pull a Roy
Since your bed will be divided, here’s something you should avoid;
Coming Back from the Future, Meeseeking a win- it’s gone
Like how your whole conspiracies about realities are wrong!
Riggity Rek-ing a Rick like the Galactic Federation
I’ll bury Einstein’s career much like C-137

Rick Sanchez:
Mr. Peanutbutter's House Fan Club? *Burp* I’m a member
When it’s positivity, you’ve got DICK to remember
A man that is a horse? What even is your fucking show?
And I’ve won, ‘cause that's the waaaayyyy the news goes
Drinking all that Butterscotch will make you look like a wussy
no wonder sex with a cat shows your true side, you pussy!
Horseman will showcase the fact that he will O.D
And with a Rickle in Time, you’ll be trapped in the 90’s!

Writers: Vlad and 8_Bit
Audio Mixer: Vlad
Cover Art made by: Vlad
Beat Produced by Kustom

Rick Sanchez vs Bojack Horseman. MultiVersal Rap Battles (old audio)

Gru vs. Bowser

Mat4yo as Gru
Multi as Bowser

Beat by Kustom 
Mixed by Skeep
Thumbnail Art by Boris
Written by Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, Legion, Blake, Brodecai
Chiseled by Mat4yo

Gru: 
Got the freeze ray packed, time to put your hands up.
A turtle wants to face off? Well, where’s the camera?
This reptile thinks I'm dumber, well let's look at the numbers
I tackled top crimes, while you’re one-upped by a plumber!
My despicable mind commits the time’s true crimes!
I’ll poach your family AND I’ll steal the turtle crossing sign
Turn your membrane to soup! spook ya more than your ghosts did
Add this to your routine of ending up roasted.

Bowser: 
Like your jam operation, I'll put the lid on you for good
When I leave you in the dark, like the fate of your childhood.
Take it from a father, you don’t learn to be bossy
by coddling your monsters like your name was Bill Cosby!
Disregard those viruses, I'm the illest foe to Mario
Can't keep your cool here, try following Nefario
So let me twist your story to get your lies fixed 
You've met a beast from ‘85 who leaves your crew 86’ed

Gru: 
Stay Gru-vy, Bowser, save your muscles for later.
You couldn’t arm wrestle ‘gainst a lipstick taser.
Getting beat like a piñata at the Koopa cabana
My man, ya can’t-a please a peach with your turtle-

BANANA!

Minions and Gru:
Step aside, we need space for an army in the battle.
Time for you and your 7 dwarves to bite in the sour apple
Molten flow to melt away your face after our rhyme flows
Leave your jaw dropping as you’re crushed into dry bones
Spread your flesh into jelly and then you’ll be on a roll!
As you've fallen off this track even more than rainbow road
Our quality colony drops an army of bars.
We’ve stolen the moon, say goodbye to your stars!

Bowser Jr.: 
From retiring villany on some zinkerminions to leech
On the list: kidnap your Mrs instead of one single peach
Blast your entire arsenal, check all the bombs I'm packing
Step into my airship and all you will have left is your accent.
Even Vector’s tracking cams can’t see through our attack plan.
It’s not the first time this Olympian cracked an egg, man.
Brushed aside all your life, this fight should feel the same
As you're left with your packing peanuts in the box of shame

Freshy Kanal as Minion 1
Skeep as Minion 2
Eddie as Bowser Jr.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Bonus Stuff:

Karaoke for Covers:
http://picosong.com/wY6GP/

Acapella for Remixes:
http://picosong.com/wY6Gw/

Old Flowtest:
http://picosong.com/wyXW8/

Matteo in Character ;D
http://picosong.com/wY6P5/

Hint for Next Battle:
I wonder...

Gru vs. Bowser - Rap Battle!

Cover Art by Jughead Jay

Jughead Jay as Jimmy Neutron 
Julian the Beast as Timmy Turner & Announcer.

Beat Production: Kustom 
Mixed by: Julian

Karaoke: picosong.com/wsk4u/

TV RAP BATTLES 
TIMMY TURNER!
VS 
JIMMY NEUTRON!
BEGIN

Timmy Turner:
When Timmy’s Turning tables, you better Runaway Rocketboy!
Because I’m causing more chaos than your two robot toys
Unlike your first film, seems you couldn’t kick the buckets
The way you’re animated is as distasteful as the Wishing Muffin
It seems your Power Hour got outrun by Planet Sheen
It’s hard to brag when your heads topped with chocolate ice cream
You leave them lost as Quasar, but they enjoy my “broadcasts”
What do they say when they wanna run away? Gotta Blast!

Jimmy Neutron:
Copying Calvin and Hobbes to get weight off your shoulders?
Giving you a Brain Freeze, while you’re looking for a burner
I see, Beaver Boy; ‘Robbin’ your gigs as a sidekick?
Quite different from the Norm, so the public makes you homesick
Your friends, fairies, fan base, the dream theory I believe
Came out as transgender before you were even conceived
You’re a guy of many bites, always taking high fractions!
Your lines were Fairly Odd after causing Live Action

Timmy Turner:
Oh my God-dard, how the (poof) did you get Cindy?
Your show makes Johnny Test a better Dexter’s Lab wannabe 
This isn’t Science Fair; Brain Blastin’ Fast, Lab 
Rat
Thomas Edison called, and he said he wants his inventions back 
“Nerd-tron” Robot Suits you, getting olders your placeholder
When I have the microphone I run Nick’s shows out of order
You’re driving me Crockers, Nicktoon Unite for a few viewers
I’d rather watch Clockstoppers, you’re like other Dimsdale Losers!

Jimmy Neutron:
Listen Phony Phantom, or you’ll be like Dudley instead
Looking at your report card, you must be used to getting F’d
So Grow up, after spitting like you were in the kitchen
Sniffing up the scene like Sparky for Chloe’s Secret Wishes
Running on your school’s Track, but Francis won’t be back 
Seems this isn’t the first time you’ve been Snack Attacked
I can’t conclude what Tiny Timmy’s twisted minds all about
But my algorithms in tempo left you forever Spaced Out...
Gotta Blast!

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

ON THE NEXT!
TV RAP BATTLE!

Written by: TV Rap Battles, JChay, Swoldow EVGRB, Honeycombs 96, RedKirby101IsHere, Light, Dani Frias and jay 
(Chiseled by 8_Bit_Brony)

Jimmy Neutron VS Timmy Turner. T.V. Rap Battles 1.

SCP - 087 Vs SCP - 173 - SCP Foundation Rap Battle

Cookie as Eevee
Justin as Rockruff

Eevee
When the moon comes out, my defense is harnessed
You lose all self control from that Gale of Darkness!
It must be rough knowing I rock from Dark to the Arctic
Your diamond’s lackluster in sharpness which shows your Rock Tomb is harmless 
Don’t psych yourself out! This battle’s heating up!
Go ahead and Run Away when you’ve had enough, pup!
My skill will leave you more shattered than your Splintered Stormshards
Cause when it comes to my rhymes, well you’ve got No Guard!

Rockruff
Yes, you’ve been loved for years with unrivaled seniority
But I don’t need Accelerock to be Game Freak’s new priority
Your design is too normal to keep paying the Bills
While I’m cute and have more edge than a Ten Carat Hill!
Rockruff is hot stuff! You’ll chomp dust, no Fire Fang
Nintendo dropped Dusk to overshadow your entire gang!
A new version every other gen ultimately proves that
Can’t teach an old dog new tricks - but I guess it works for cats!

Eevee 
You best be wary, wolf! Your raps weren’t that Swift!
It helps to go and test your flow before dropping this shit
I’m sure you’re Keen to popularity with your Bloodthirsty Eyes
But look at which of us is present on all of the merchandise!
Just try to match up to me with all of my boosted stats!
You’re soft like a PokePuff! I’m the one with the fans!
It’s not a shock that you’re Adamant about being boulder
But if I evolved next to you I’d turn into a Garbodor! 

Rockruff 
It’s ironic that Eevee has no Effort Value in rap
It’s like your only STAB! You just can’t Adapt!
So I’ll rock the mic, I’ve got bark and bite
And I’ll be going more feral than when it sparks Midnight!
Happy Hour is now! I’m making this my Own Tempo!
So I’ll be making all the cash while you’re as faint as Memento
The Parish Singing of your praises has reached its crescendo 
This battle’s your stepping Stone to getting ditched by Nintendo!

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Eevee vs Rockruff. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #8

YOUTUBE: https://youtu.be/v29_mKB5Agk
INSTRUMENTAL: https://soundcloud.com/vinnyot/jd-vs-yuri-instrumental-prod-me

Monika (Miss Shellah):
Let’s see how we can play around with her script… 

JASON DEAN (Zander)
VS
YURI (GarbageGothic)

Yuri:
I'll come diss like a Heather, end you painlessly like a feather
This'll end fast if your bars are like your suicide letters
Hop on your school’s bandwagon, end yourself to save me time
Follow your mother’s footsteps before you choose to spit rhymes
I know you'll bomb all your lyrics, and now I'm here to defuse
If you're here to bribe me with murders I'm afraid I must refuse
This master of poetry will end your sadistic schemes
‘Cause just like Duke’s murder, your win is nothing but a dream

JD:
Demonic bastard, someone call a pastor
Your chr’s script is in need of a task manager
Lackluster lyrics show you use your pen to conquer lust
Fatal fantasies of romance, this goth is edgy as fuck
Lynch your ass like Sayori, make sure that noose ain’t too loose
And like a game of croquet, aim for your head instead of hoops
So begone thot! You won’t be getting this MC’s Moby Dick
I’ll take your emo poems and forge a suicide note quick

Yuri:
Oh I can't help but fall in love with perfection
Your looks and attitude, it seems I've made a misconception
I'll write about you properly, my skin meeting the blade
I feel the rush flowing through me, as I scream out your name! 
Now quit flirting with the reject of the popular clique
Or she’ll be slit open, bleeding out like my wrists 
My heart pounds to the beat, passion filling me with splendor
I love you, JD- Please be mine forever!
(stab stab die xd)

JD:
You know chaos killed the dinosaurs, you’re next on the list
I know your secrets in your project, allow me to paint the Portrait
While you hide your whole facade as some shy waifu trash
I’ll grab your arm full of wounds and open up your every gash
Your club has already pledged to die in unity
Just for your leader to protest her false reality
Your eyes will finally shut once you're engulfed into explosions
And finally you’ll be free from your hacked emotions

art creds to rosie and riven
instrumental prod. me

JD vs Yuri (feat. garbageGothic and WoodenHornets)

YT Link: https://youtu.be/vBLD3L3FCmU

Eyeless Jack
I need no introduction, just a chance to redeem
I'm not an angsty kid like you and what the fangirls make me 
I'll point my knife to the one that truly cries and isolates
If you really want to diss me, fuckin’ say it to my face
I’ll leave this bitch like Mitch, don’t move, you’ll be Suzuya-stitched
Your organs will be out again but with no spare thought demolished
Someone's got a bondage kink, it sure ain't me
Trace the blood, chains and locks, you’ll find the Kane-key
Your kind is publicly exposed, name something you know of me
Grow a pair of balls and eyes, strictly compare how we feast 
I don't play with food, I'm medical, you're an unethical bother 
You'll come closer to your death than you ever were with your father 

Kaneki
If my only method of living is hurting those around me
I’ll munch on more than organs, you’ll be my first priority
Snack on a masky, lapped up like I’m sipping Anteiku caffeine
Kidney kid coming at me? You’re the pasta Jack, but I’ll be the one Laughing!
breaks your resistance
Erasing your rating like your writer repents for your existence
Another masked murderer servicing, leaving his fandom pleased
It’s up to me make him more deformed than Jason Voorhees
especially you shouldn’t rap, how do you know where the mic is.
My manga turned into anime, while your fame became eyeless.
I’ll give you a second try, before I come back to bring the thunder
I’ll hand the pumpkin back to this trick-or-treating Stevie Wonder

Eyeless Jack
Cabbage eyepatch kid, you’re the one who’s vision impaired
You’re really getting dull, just by the color of your hair 
Show me the true Kaneki, you can not lie to me
That you didn’t drop the soap, while getting trapped by the phoenix tree

Kaneki
Mask off, real talk, you sound high, Molly Percocets
I’ve driven my rap, this time the hospital bed’s where you sit
I’ll be taking full control, doesn’t take eyes to notice that 
Since you’ll end up like your overrated story- scrapped

Eyeless Jack vs Ken Kaneki (feat. Freshy Kanal)

Squidward's Suicide vs Suicide Mouse by JMB

Video: Friday August 10th at 10am PST

Steady Cam as Pikachu:
Samantha Sadoff as Eevee

LYRICS:

Pikachu:
Back in 1996, a spark began to glow
Bringing me to lead a series lighting screens around the globe 

I’m the mascot, Yeah I’m the face that runs the game
While you’re a other throwaway that has known to run a way 

That’s your best ability, no adaptability 
can save a bratty daft Eevee from Pika’s rap agility 

yeah I crackle all my foes when I tackle with my volts
I’m a master on my own, only high up when you’re stoned

Your a handout to the trainer buddy, I’m a real catch
Unleashing static raps to leave you frozen on the track

Eevee:
Why don’t you pass the baton to a viable mon’
That verse was a catastopika, thinking that cha really strong

This detective should deduce that he is weak and overhyped
Check your speed, I even make for a swifter electric type

I’m your natural predator, this fox devours mice 
if you try to nuzzle up to me you’ll wind up with a bite

If you zap me on the mic, my hyper voice will spit some raps
that’s gonna dominate the this mon we hate, like evoboosted stats

Pikachu:
Claim my stats are weak but just look at where I be
I am trainer Red’s lead, espeon’s is off his team

None of your evolution are effective when we fight
Your silly gimmick lost it’s magic, when you gained a fairy type

Try to take me down and you’ll be paralyzed for sure
Brick break you down and Body slam ya like a luchador

When I thunderbolt 10 milli volts are surgin’ through and through 
From the anime, to our new games, who’s really choosin you?


Eevee:
We’ve got a lot in common, we’ve progressed throughout the games
I’ve obtained more evolutions and you gained some cosplay 

Shoving you down all our throats can only do the franchise harm
I’m a refreshing face attracting gamers with my normal charm

Hey you Pikachu, I anticipate your moves
If that was your last resort than I’ve got some awful news

I am shocked with disappointment but you’ve got a good excuse
Your trainer’s too big of a dumb ash to evolve you

Pikachu vs. Eevee - Pokemon Rap Battle

Adam as Tarzan
Stofferex as Spider-Man

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Stofferex, Jughead Jay and Adam

Mixed by:
Freshy Kanal

Beat by:
Hollywood Legend

Extra credit to Stofferex for texting me 4 - 5 pages of references

Lyrics:

Tarzan: 
Me next foe close? One attack from the front
Come out web Spider, Tarzan is Kraven a Hunt!

Great responsibilities, much to debate 
But first, me protect Jane from another red-butted ape!

*Tarzan yell*

Swinging down to your level is a radioactive stunt
To defeat the next cheetah, jumping between red and blonde

‘Fore damage happens, better crawl back to your friendly neighborhood
The next headline you’ll get is: I don’t feel so good

Bringing heat to the jungle, I lead in fights and on the beat
But I can’t fix an ego that’s burning down his own family tree

A bi-polar kid’s a double kill if your symbiote drops in
Pool into the canceled Spideys when the movies start flopping



Spider-Man: 
I’m the champ over this chimp chump, with such feral ape-parel
Always spitting Looney gibberish, a Tarz-manian Devil!

Another beast without a beauty, this disgrace to homosapiens
has only shown Africa how to shipwreck relationships

You try to move on, climbing up, explore the jungle’s sugars
But you can’t piss out filthy mental torture memories in bushes

Went from racist to tasteless but I’ll stick to the facts.
Shall I call in Venom? I know you prefer to beat the blacks



Tarzan: 
You seem frivolous, villainous, I think I’m wasting my time
So pull your wisecracking and drop the mic harder than your love life

What are you doing on the rooftop? You’re past the high placements
Take the subway, if you’re chasing the Amazing’s ratings.

While I’m facing Clayton, you’re debating your own challenge
I’d say quit attacking, you already hide behind Morales



Spider-Man: 
There’s a thousand jungle tales, and when their tracks became reusable
Mowgli’s balls dropped; they called it Tarzan the Musical!

Woow! I’m a reflexive hunter! So best protect your mother!
However at the end you will get chained and shipped to others!

You must have been disturbed, out of your inner world, 
You’re Burroughs words? Just run away before the dinner’s served

Keep mood-swinging while your family’s falling apart
One shot and my stringshot will be in your heart

So no matter what universe, the spider has the last words
To a dude who puts belief in evolution working backwards.

Karaoke:
http://picosong.com/wcKFy/

Old Flowtest:
http://picosong.com/wciLa/

Tarzan vs. Spider-Man - Rap Battle!

Frisk vs Chihiro 

Video Release: November 5th 2018

Lyrics:

Frisk: 
In the Underground and there's another human in the fray?
She should've dropped the pill to leave this spirit kid away

If you wanna get the job done, 
you can’t make this bout fair
But if you think you’re fire, 
then I’m sending you straight downstairs

You say everything's fine? 
You must be out of your mind
Make spirits split in twine when I spear it like Undyne 

I would burn down more lines to put dirt in your shrines
But I’m not spitting these rhymes to give pearls before swine

Lin: 
Sen here's a cheap task, 
go sweep this weak trash!

Chihiro: 
Yes ma’am, I’m pretty sure that I can even clean that.

Given all your meek raps, 
I see why you speak jack 
I’d have better bones to pick by debating 
“uh uh uh uh” feat. Sans 

All generations laud my animation, 
check my rank, G!
While your fandom’s stacked with tantrums and some rancid dank memes 

You’ve hid in Waterfalls, 
now taste the spirit’s ocean flow waves 
All your emotions shown blank, 
I’ll toe-to-toe a No-Face 

From Ghibli, to diss me is quite risky, Frisky.
I’m renowned, you’re Underground. 
You’re already under six feet

So go run you pacifist, cause when I’m through you can’t save! 
I thought I've seen some ugly creatures but then this nobody came


Frisk: 
For someone known as Chi-hero, it seems that you LV to Fight
But rather save those kinds of lyrics for the baby’s lullaby

You're appearing as a lost soul 
stuck walking on these hot coals
Seems the stalker lost his frog, 
I see now you got the caught throat

Sans:
Uhhh..
Hey kid, how bout you leave this to a real Gaster Rapper
Your verse “dragged-on” more than that boy you’re chasing after

Turn Chihiro into zero, 
I guess that's a better place to be
Than scrubbing for some bird-brained witch in child slavery

I guess I'll be the most unfortunate in this rap rumble,
All those bars that I just stumbled’s a bundle of jr. jumble

You couldn’t best my bro’s puzzles, so best stay in the car, pal
I’ll give you a hand for that, but I have the win in the carpal

Chihiro:
So now Frisk is so pissed, they decide to drag a font on?

Yubaba:
Move aside!
 
Chihiro:
(gets pushed) ughh

Yubaba:
It’s Granny’s turn to show you who's the dunked one!

This skeleton does not even have any spine to fracture!
Raps as wacky and comical as the font he’s named after!

A mummy’s going Under, if it’s squabbling with gods
You can’t be roasting a boss if you get fired from all jobs!

With time travel and experiments, 
you think that you’re profound
But try to level up to me, 
I’ll show you who’s earth bound

Maybe save your snooze for later, if you really try to catch up
You’ll procrastinate responses and swallow this loss with ketchup

Frisk: 
Looks like it has to be me to end this challenge with your death!
But it seems you beat me to it by battling your own breath

Chihiro:
Sins are your tenure, 
your morale’s a mess, I venture
Left forgotten in the dust, 
but it’s my name you will remember

---------

Skeep Tieel as Frisk
CookieSaurus as Chihiro
Mancha as Sans
Freshy Kanal as Yubaba 
mysterioustrumpet as Lin (Cameo)

Cover Art by:
Brodecai & Jughead Jay

Writers: 
Freshy Kanal, GamingPlush64, Jason, Julian M. and Jughead Jay 

Assistant Writers: 
Zim 11037, Brodecai, Light and Hippie Rat

Mixed and Mastered by:
Freshy Kanal

Beat by:
Kustom

Karaoke: http://picosong.com/w5LTj/
Flowtest: http://picosong.com/w5uHn/

Frisk vs. Chihiro - Rap Battle!

Ganondorf: Now it is time for the Demon King to rise, prepare yourself Vader to meet your demise.
When it comes to evil there is no competitor, even in the original movies you were the worst character.
You're barely even in the sequels, and your a whiney child in the prequels.
I've also noticed you're not much of a talker, just remember you're my apprentice now Skywalker.

Darth Vader: Impressive but you are not the winner yet, of all my opponents you're the weakest I've met.
Compared to the dark Lord you're all fine and merry, don't you ever get tired losing to a fairy.
You kidnap a princess and instill a curse, it's pretty bad when the Koopa King did it first.
Why not make a new game instead of endless ports, you're weak Ganondorf never underestimate the force.

Ganondorf: I am evil incarnate tremble and cower, for my triforce is a triforce of power.
You have trouble breathing try to climb up Death Mountain, I'm untouchable call me the Millenium Falcon.
I don't even need a laser to destroy a planet, all your greatest achievements aren't even canon.
I'm sure you're a hit with the ladies just ask your spouse, you've gone soft Anakin under the boot of a mouse.

Darth Vader: Dont make me destroy you like an infestation, after this battles over you'll need a reincarnation.
You've been beaten so many times everyone stopped countin, you should know what it's like being a copy of a Falcon.
And im under no ones boot i even killed my own master, I'm the Lord of the Sith you're the Lord of Spellcasters.
But I have to admit it's fun to watch you squirm, but when I push you into the pit I hope it burns.

YouTube link: https://youtu.be/TenzeSkKgTQ

Rap Battle: Ganondorf vs Darth Vader

Yugi: Its time to duel Jotaro Kujo, cause I'm the king of games they call me the Pharoah.
You're a delinquent an overpowered crook, I don't need a millennium eye to read this open book.
No matter how hard you try you set off my traps, your speed and precision can't catch all these jabs.
I'll leave your mind crushed there's no escape from your struggle, just know you'll never solve this millennium puzzle.

Jotaro Kujo: Yadre Yadre are you blind or deaf, cause your hair is even more ridiculous than polnareffs.
You're intro sounds like you're having stroke, you lose one card game and your whole world's broke.
You saved the world then acquired fame, but remember this isn't a children's card game.
You always screw the rules youre a complete fraud, you're probably about to say "OH MY GOD!".

Yugi: I summon the gods and they obey my command, you can't even get a dog to follow a plan.
All your filler is leaving me bored, maybe I'd like you if you weren't such an edgelord.
You traveled the world to save a loved one, but you ignore your daughter like father like son.
Now I know we have some things in common, but ill never understand your obsession with dolphins.

Jotaro Kujo: Yadre Yadre you try to hard to be brash, with just two words I make an emerald splash.
Get in my way I'll leave you mangled, now stand still while I find the best punching angle. 
You remind me of Darby he was a cheat too, and just like him I'll also beat you.
We have some things in common that's some defense, your whole show should be considered a Jojo reference.

Rap Battle: Yugi vs Jotaro Kujo

Jacob Graal as Harry Potter
Skeep☆Tieel as Izuku Midoriya 
F00pz as Ron Weasley 
Azia as Ochaco Uraraka 
garbageGothic as Hermione Granger 
Mancha (Uberocity) as Tenya Iida 
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by JordanShowish
Beat produced by Hollywood Legend
Special thanks to Adam (Uberocity) for getting me into MHA in the first place
Special thanks to Legion, Fruzmig, and Dustin for looking over lyrics

Harry Potter:
Accio firebolt, I hope you're ready for a sweeping
The boy who lived will surpass the kid who keeps weeping
You drive to be a hero but you'd have a more of a purpose
If you dropped the costume and resumed community service
Between your self-harming quirk and respect boners for enemies
You've taken a leaf from midnight's masochistic tendencies 
I come in hard like kirishima, whereas you're class 1A's cavity
Even Uraraka couldn't help you grasp this battle's gravity
With my magic, I'll wreck havoc, rapping out this rabid fan
Whose hurting himself even worse here than the entrance exam
You may have some muscle mass, but I'm the one coming out stronger
As I've grown more in one chapter than you have in your whole manga

Izuku Midoriya:
You've got guts but the skills to back them, you're lacking
I'll leave you pale and flattened, turn you back into a napkin
You were raised to be razed, your wand and words I'll surely bend
Despite the prophecies you smash, you'll still meet an early end
I've been through tougher trials, you're no crux, just a fame whore
With an influx of hot raps, I'll heat you like your fandom's flame wars
I'm driven to never give in, no matter the foe they won't slaughter me
Don't need anything but raw skill to shatter Potter like pottery
You may have grown up unloved, your upbringing was a tragic one
But what's really sad, you need a stick in order to get magic done
Avad-enough of this battle, so before you decide to mumble more
I'll be killing the beat just like Snape did to dumbledore

Harry Potter
Got this battle on langlock, so I best not hear your hatin'
Since it's DA over UA even if we called our mates in

Izuku Midoriya:
Expelliarmus all you like, I won't let go of the mic
Taking shots at my class? Just wait until they strike

Ron Weasley:
Straight outta the burrow, winning this rap's a simple task
This spitting scrub should've stayed put in Majora's mask
While your white knight pal's got a stick stuck in his ass
You're sidechick's only a hero for deku nuts and cash

Ochaco Uraraka:
I'm not fearing you Ed Sheeran, you couldn't handle finding trinkets
With gunhead karate, I'll take down a troubled teen deliquent
Suspending you like levicorpus, I'm not one to let down easy
Unless I had to lift your ego, then I'd be feeling rather queasy


Hermione Granger:
Granger's no stranger to danger, I'll leave these kids moaning like mrytle
Since they can barely handle mindless mutants and noseless ninja turtles
Got a mind as bright as lumos, no doubt my rhymes will light the track up
So leave this fight like USJ and call for some more back-up

Tenya Iida:
You're a straight E student, you've got brains, that I digress
Yet since the run-in in the dungeon, you've been a damsel in distress
As my engine heat blackens your face, you'll be feeling nonplussed
When I accelerate to victory as you're left in my dust

Harry Potter:
I'll reciprocate your recipro-burst to exhaust you like your show's shticks
And Deku you'll turn even greener, since you're envious my flow's sick
Fly on the pitch in rap or quidditch, I'll round up a couple snitches And with a flick of my wand, they'll once again be needing stitches

Izuku Midoriya:
You may be revered as a hero and the one who mastered death
But strip you of all your titles, nothing but a cocky bastard's left
You neglected your son like your studies so don't act like you're so great
The day has finally come for me to seal this chosen one's fate.

Harry Potter Vs Izuku Midoriya - Rap Battle

My Way (Perfect Cell verison) TFS

The final of the Doki Doki trilogy arc of Rap Battles: Rebooted. 
Retconned most of the story points that I planned, but oh well. 
Originally slated for a Season 2 release, but might as well just upload it now, since I have no real use for delaying its release other than having a DDLC battle every single wave.

Upbeat, lively and adorable vice president of the Literature Club and childhood friend, Sayori from the visual novel Doki Doki Literature Club hangs out with her pal, Seiko Shinohara, a frisky, cheeky and lively student from the RPG Maker game, Corpse Party.
They have a playful bout with some slam poetry and nothing bad happens.
very well made game 

Avav as Seiko Shinohara
CookieSaurus as Sayori

Beat produced by FIFTY VINC
Written by Skeep with additional help from Legion and Zim 

Seiko:
I’m not waiting at the green light, this isn’t your start
Better take a seat and keep dat ass parked!
I hit hard like depression but there’s still hopes on the way!
So hold your chest up high; I’ll still grab it anyway
My raps won’t be getting dry, cuz on this track I’m buttering!
Ain’t no game’s fault when your recital’s nothing but stuttering!
It’s the school of hard knocks! Better shut the damned door!
I’ll make an ass of you! Creamed! Happy Thots all on the floor!

Sayori:
A poem never ends, but I’ll put that one on ice
Cuz despite being nice, you’ll find being Lit is my vice!
Wanna see a pervy girl bent over and kneeling?
I fail to see your love for Naomi as no hard feelings!
Facing me is suicide! Foreshadowing is Darkened!
Tell Monika I went home lyrically sick, so pardon!
Hey, I love your lyrics but I still gotta flame ya!
I’ll assist a youth in asia with her own euthanasia!

Seiko:
Ooh, you’re bitter, sweetie! Left me with a sour taste!
More jealous than Natsuki! You could at least save face!
If hell’s what you’re after, then this school is pretty well damning!
Tell ‘em Nao-! ...hey, what are you? Don’t leave me-! …*gasps* ...

Sayori:
What’s the point of rapping? It doesn’t make you happy...
Your words choked... couldn’t make it or your neck snappy…
Ah, *chokes*. I should’ve wrapped my head around what I’ve said
I think… it’s for the best… that… you… g e t  o u t  o f  m y… ...h e a d…

Sayori vs Seiko Shinohara - Rap Battle #? END.

The Stupendium as Baldi
Steady Cam as Granny

LYRICS:
Baldi:
You learn something new every day I never thought I’d find
A game with graphics worse than mine and I was made in 2 weeks time

grading your flunked design you’d think that I would be your hero
I would sever all your fans but I just can’t Divide by Zero 

It’s imaginary like the fact that your crap was a fad that had
a fanbase that’s above the age of kids that’d learn my math

class take out your iPads and please delete your granny apps 
so we don’t have to hear the fetus of the neighbor and Slendrina rap

Granny:
The only class you’re set to teach is a classic lesson in irony
The game that aimed to parody the horror tropes we’d always see

But suddenly, he’s struck by fame and I hear every step you take 
as you became you the thing you hate now the numbers you calculate

Are on your lame Kickstarter page, Isn’t that a shame
You started best in class but now you fail to recreate

Every other game, you’re a problem and you can’t erase it
and the only answer that I see is that Baldi’s basic

Baldi: 
You got the question wrong everything you said was false
I won’t send ya to detention, I’m the one running the halls

I’ll just take you on a field trip where you’ll be taught to admire
The hottest horror icon as I roast on my fire

Granny:
Liar, this bad joke’s in no shape to be king
So now let’s see how horrors ruler measures up to guillotines

It’s obscene, I’ll lock in the basement but no one’s lamenting
When I break you into fractions to ensure you’re true ending

random

devin_adkins