lyrics in description pls because this is pretty good but it's nice to have the lyrics :X

random

Great song from JT Machinima you tube link https://youtu.be/FfPp2mPaa1U 

Lara Croft Vs Nathan Drake Rap Battle By JT Machinima & Andrea Storm Kaden

~THERE WILL BE ANOTHER BATTLE BEFORE THIS ONE. THIS AUDIO WAS DONE SO WE DECIDED TO RELEASE IT.~

CAST:
Gorilla Grodd: Titanium1208
Winston: Svettori
Athena: Tiffany Witcher

LYRICS:
Gorilla Grodd:
This King will rise, while you’re way past your prime
Let me get into your mind, maybe teach you how to rhyme
I’m a master in crime, barred none I’ll assure you
Face me in a brawl? This chimp doesn’t deserve to!
For I already killed a Brain and turned it to spam
Your loss will be so horrific, it won’t be shown on kill cam
Counter Strike and TF2? How many others will you copy?
Your head must be scrambled if you thought that you could top me!

Athena:
Winston, your rhyming skills are through the roof

Winston:
And that’s why this enemy won’t tell me what to do
You think you’re powerful with your mind control?
Soon you’ll learn how much damage you’ve attoled
I have the knowledge to manipulate time
 Your brain powers can’t manipulate a good rhyme!
Beaten so many times, but I’ve got more pity
For all the apes you’ve got trapped up in your city!
My intellect will outmatch you in any dispute
While you are nothing more than an oversized brute
You’re filled with rage, while science should be the precedence!
Sorry, but I think Earth’s had enough crappy Presidents

Gorilla Grodd:
Six seconds to cooldown? (Heh) I’ve got infinite rage (Raa)
And I can see that you’re a novice, only telling by your age
I’ve been known for years, you’re a fad that won’t go far
And with those disses so defective, you’ll end up like Solovar
With primates, I’m the prime, mate, you know Grodd is greater
Thrash this trashbag and leave you like your creator
This Giant hooligan’s so Gentle he’d lose HP with a touch
Like I did with Africa, I’ll rule Over- on your -Watch
Such a disgrace you didn’t back your own race
Turned a blind eye and put some glasses on your face
Can’t you see when it comes to leaders, there ain’t no other
So watch me eat through this competition like it was peanut butter

Winston:
Over the years, you have claim to uphold neanderthals
But it seems you haven’t even defeated one in a brawl
I do not accept you as the leader of our species
Because with you, we’d be back to throwing our own feces
Instead of following Injustice of an Ego defiance
Let’s lead to a peaceful era, with the power of science
Cause without my Primal Rage, I still come out strong
As i’m the greatest ape in gaming since Donkey Kong
With your pea brain there’s no doubt you struggle with your feelings
And I have no doubts that you’ll surely need healing!

Gorilla Grodd:
Alright, so you’re really gonna do this?
Just wait til your face faces off my Legion of Doomfist
Capturing Flags and Protecting trucks are your pathetic duties
It’s no wonder all your fans prefer to stare at Tracer’s booty

Winston:
Says the love-triangle of a giant and mistress from hell
Compared to your sorry ass, I’d say my life is pretty swell
Heroes Never Die Grodd so go head back to the savannah
When I visit your cell, perhaps I’ll bring you a banana!

Written by: Vladimyr P., Honeycombs 96, Seth, Dragonsblood23, thelegion, Tkid

Winston VS Gorilla Grodd - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 8

Scarecrow: WoodenHornets
Mysterio: Stofferex

Scarecrow:
Can't work your mundane effects when the mic is what I’m rockin’
You're at my Beck and call, Quentin, when I drop rhymes like fear toxin
You're in for A Long Halloween, I'll be turning you into a Crimson Mist!
Hell, you're barely sinister, I bring torture to all amidst
You're better off the stage, so go back to behind the scenes
With a costume that popped up straight from MTV
Using smoke and mirrors? Cheapest fear tactic of all!
To stop this Crystal Ball? I’ll give Valentino a call!
My schemes are sinister, where you must just be crazy
‘Cause the fact a walking fishbowl challenged Spider-Man’s amazing!
Your illusion of victory’ll be your biggest humiliation,
So know that when this is over, you’ll meet… your oblivion

Mysterio (1:01):
Having thoughts of winning? My hypnosis has you dreaming
I'm bringing rain on this Scarecrow gassed higher than the ceiling
I have no phobia of those things on your fingers. There's no “clause”
I’ve seen smarter and spookier scarecrows in the land of Oz!
There is no foretelling what Mysterio will bring
As I’m gonna steal this rap like Luthor did to your ring
But why would Sinestro want to choose this strawed slacker
Whose visions are less scary than the ones on Fear Factor?
Head back to your infamy, I’ll always be remembered
Wouldn’t want to leave this Jack’o Spitting crap December’d!
For you’ll always be outshadowed when it comes to villainy
You'll be forgotten like your role in The Dark Knight Trilogy

Scarecrow:
I tore Gotham apart and left the city in shambles
While reboots left you scrapped with your role from Bruce Campbell
I’m deadly enough to be in the The Legion of Doom
while your only superpowers have the same effect as shrooms
Too bad you weren’t smart enough to psyche out your opponent,
And acting out your brain-dead suicide was your most batty moment!
Now I've flipped the tables on you, a dramatic reversion
You know you’re lame when a LEGO is your most popular version

Mysterio:
Your name fits, ‘cause you’ve surely got a stick up your ass
Despite all your crowing on, all the gas you spit is crass
With all that chemical exposition, your whole life went to shit
And then to shut you up, someone put a yellow ring on it
Not even your own family cares about you, Doctor Crane
Maybe you’d know more emotions, if only you had a brain
While your gimmicks have a cost, the pain I’ve caused is priceless
Leave you like a real scarecrow - In a field, lifeless

Written by: Seth W, FoolMeNever, Dragonsblood23, Nick Sucks at Games, Ryan Tillotson, Iamthelegion

Scarecrow VS Mysterio - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 6

https://soundcloud.com/multisupervids as Bojack Horseman
https://soundcloud.com/rbrebooted (Chico) as Rick Sanchez
Vladimyr P. as Morty Smith

Flowtest: http://picosong.com/wFLYy

BoJack Horseman:
There’s no Gun in your Pocket with a Morty for assistance
Rick’s win is less kismet then his family’s christmas
Your whole life’s acting Ruffles as you make more mistakes
You cheat the Naked eye, like it’s Ricked This Way
It takes you Nine Rick Potions to see that you’re an outsider
I’ve seen more lyrical insight from a cable provider!
And for rapping? it's no walk in the Anatomy Park
With eating all that shit, Doofus, couldn't leave room for bars?

Morty:
Uhh, I don't know about this Rick..

Rick:
Shut up Morty, we’ll be fine
We’re up against a drunken idiot, who forgot to pay his fines

Morty:
Wait, but Rick, that's yourself

Rick:
No It's not, Shut up Morty!
You better ready up, because it's time to get Schwifty

Rick Sanchez:
Your content’s banter and cancer with a little bit of standards
There’s no need to contemplate when I’ve got all the answers
Crossing genomes, quite n33dful, so quit Horsin’ Around
Since you are too retarded to turn a Brand New Couch
Feisty kitty won't return, Duckman is looking beastly
When you’re lonely you BoJack off like every brony
Using another formula, you’ll say hello to the Moon
Through dreams I snooze, without your fictional horseshoe

Morty Smith:
He is failed like his disses, and his love life’s abandoned 

Rick Sanchez:
I’m blowing off your career, ‘cause my disses are 9/11
It's best you hit the sack, Jack or this’ll end with zymolysis
You can just watch my show to see a REAL midlife crisis

BoJack Horseman:
Left you in a cliffhanger; bigger than my struggle
when It comes down to bars, you’ve got Mr. Poopy Butthole!
Your IQ must be a Jerry if you planned to pull a Roy
Since your bed will be divided, here’s something you should avoid;
Coming Back from the Future, Meeseeking a win- it’s gone
Like how your whole conspiracies about realities are wrong!
Riggity Rek-ing a Rick like the Galactic Federation
I’ll bury Einstein’s career much like C-137

Rick Sanchez:
Mr. Peanutbutter's House Fan Club? *Burp* I’m a member
When it’s positivity, you’ve got DICK to remember
A man that is a horse? What even is your fucking show?
And I’ve won, ‘cause that's the waaaayyyy the news goes
Drinking all that Butterscotch will make you look like a wussy
no wonder sex with a cat shows your true side, you pussy!
Horseman will showcase the fact that he will O.D
And with a Rickle in Time, you’ll be trapped in the 90’s!

Writers: Vlad and 8_Bit
Audio Mixer: Vlad
Cover Art made by: Vlad
Beat Produced by Kustom

Rick Sanchez vs Bojack Horseman. MultiVersal Rap Battles (old audio)

Gru vs. Bowser

Mat4yo as Gru
Multi as Bowser

Beat by Kustom 
Mixed by Skeep
Thumbnail Art by Boris
Written by Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, Legion, Blake, Brodecai
Chiseled by Mat4yo

Gru: 
Got the freeze ray packed, time to put your hands up.
A turtle wants to face off? Well, where’s the camera?
This reptile thinks I'm dumber, well let's look at the numbers
I tackled top crimes, while you’re one-upped by a plumber!
My despicable mind commits the time’s true crimes!
I’ll poach your family AND I’ll steal the turtle crossing sign
Turn your membrane to soup! spook ya more than your ghosts did
Add this to your routine of ending up roasted.

Bowser: 
Like your jam operation, I'll put the lid on you for good
When I leave you in the dark, like the fate of your childhood.
Take it from a father, you don’t learn to be bossy
by coddling your monsters like your name was Bill Cosby!
Disregard those viruses, I'm the illest foe to Mario
Can't keep your cool here, try following Nefario
So let me twist your story to get your lies fixed 
You've met a beast from ‘85 who leaves your crew 86’ed

Gru: 
Stay Gru-vy, Bowser, save your muscles for later.
You couldn’t arm wrestle ‘gainst a lipstick taser.
Getting beat like a piñata at the Koopa cabana
My man, ya can’t-a please a peach with your turtle-

BANANA!

Minions and Gru:
Step aside, we need space for an army in the battle.
Time for you and your 7 dwarves to bite in the sour apple
Molten flow to melt away your face after our rhyme flows
Leave your jaw dropping as you’re crushed into dry bones
Spread your flesh into jelly and then you’ll be on a roll!
As you've fallen off this track even more than rainbow road
Our quality colony drops an army of bars.
We’ve stolen the moon, say goodbye to your stars!

Bowser Jr.: 
From retiring villany on some zinkerminions to leech
On the list: kidnap your Mrs instead of one single peach
Blast your entire arsenal, check all the bombs I'm packing
Step into my airship and all you will have left is your accent.
Even Vector’s tracking cams can’t see through our attack plan.
It’s not the first time this Olympian cracked an egg, man.
Brushed aside all your life, this fight should feel the same
As you're left with your packing peanuts in the box of shame

Freshy Kanal as Minion 1
Skeep as Minion 2
Eddie as Bowser Jr.

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Bonus Stuff:

Karaoke for Covers:
http://picosong.com/wY6GP/

Acapella for Remixes:
http://picosong.com/wY6Gw/

Old Flowtest:
http://picosong.com/wyXW8/

Matteo in Character ;D
http://picosong.com/wY6P5/

Hint for Next Battle:
I wonder...

Gru vs. Bowser - Rap Battle!

Cover Art by Jughead Jay

Jughead Jay as Jimmy Neutron 
Julian the Beast as Timmy Turner & Announcer.

Beat Production: Kustom 
Mixed by: Julian

Karaoke: picosong.com/wsk4u/

TV RAP BATTLES 
TIMMY TURNER!
VS 
JIMMY NEUTRON!
BEGIN

Timmy Turner:
When Timmy’s Turning tables, you better Runaway Rocketboy!
Because I’m causing more chaos than your two robot toys
Unlike your first film, seems you couldn’t kick the buckets
The way you’re animated is as distasteful as the Wishing Muffin
It seems your Power Hour got outrun by Planet Sheen
It’s hard to brag when your heads topped with chocolate ice cream
You leave them lost as Quasar, but they enjoy my “broadcasts”
What do they say when they wanna run away? Gotta Blast!

Jimmy Neutron:
Copying Calvin and Hobbes to get weight off your shoulders?
Giving you a Brain Freeze, while you’re looking for a burner
I see, Beaver Boy; ‘Robbin’ your gigs as a sidekick?
Quite different from the Norm, so the public makes you homesick
Your friends, fairies, fan base, the dream theory I believe
Came out as transgender before you were even conceived
You’re a guy of many bites, always taking high fractions!
Your lines were Fairly Odd after causing Live Action

Timmy Turner:
Oh my God-dard, how the (poof) did you get Cindy?
Your show makes Johnny Test a better Dexter’s Lab wannabe 
This isn’t Science Fair; Brain Blastin’ Fast, Lab 
Rat
Thomas Edison called, and he said he wants his inventions back 
“Nerd-tron” Robot Suits you, getting olders your placeholder
When I have the microphone I run Nick’s shows out of order
You’re driving me Crockers, Nicktoon Unite for a few viewers
I’d rather watch Clockstoppers, you’re like other Dimsdale Losers!

Jimmy Neutron:
Listen Phony Phantom, or you’ll be like Dudley instead
Looking at your report card, you must be used to getting F’d
So Grow up, after spitting like you were in the kitchen
Sniffing up the scene like Sparky for Chloe’s Secret Wishes
Running on your school’s Track, but Francis won’t be back 
Seems this isn’t the first time you’ve been Snack Attacked
I can’t conclude what Tiny Timmy’s twisted minds all about
But my algorithms in tempo left you forever Spaced Out...
Gotta Blast!

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

ON THE NEXT!
TV RAP BATTLE!

Written by: TV Rap Battles, JChay, Swoldow EVGRB, Honeycombs 96, RedKirby101IsHere, Light, Dani Frias and jay 
(Chiseled by 8_Bit_Brony)

Jimmy Neutron VS Timmy Turner. T.V. Rap Battles 1.

Cookie as Eevee
Justin as Rockruff

Eevee
When the moon comes out, my defense is harnessed
You lose all self control from that Gale of Darkness!
It must be rough knowing I rock from Dark to the Arctic
Your diamond’s lackluster in sharpness which shows your Rock Tomb is harmless 
Don’t psych yourself out! This battle’s heating up!
Go ahead and Run Away when you’ve had enough, pup!
My skill will leave you more shattered than your Splintered Stormshards
Cause when it comes to my rhymes, well you’ve got No Guard!

Rockruff
Yes, you’ve been loved for years with unrivaled seniority
But I don’t need Accelerock to be Game Freak’s new priority
Your design is too normal to keep paying the Bills
While I’m cute and have more edge than a Ten Carat Hill!
Rockruff is hot stuff! You’ll chomp dust, no Fire Fang
Nintendo dropped Dusk to overshadow your entire gang!
A new version every other gen ultimately proves that
Can’t teach an old dog new tricks - but I guess it works for cats!

Eevee 
You best be wary, wolf! Your raps weren’t that Swift!
It helps to go and test your flow before dropping this shit
I’m sure you’re Keen to popularity with your Bloodthirsty Eyes
But look at which of us is present on all of the merchandise!
Just try to match up to me with all of my boosted stats!
You’re soft like a PokePuff! I’m the one with the fans!
It’s not a shock that you’re Adamant about being boulder
But if I evolved next to you I’d turn into a Garbodor! 

Rockruff 
It’s ironic that Eevee has no Effort Value in rap
It’s like your only STAB! You just can’t Adapt!
So I’ll rock the mic, I’ve got bark and bite
And I’ll be going more feral than when it sparks Midnight!
Happy Hour is now! I’m making this my Own Tempo!
So I’ll be making all the cash while you’re as faint as Memento
The Parish Singing of your praises has reached its crescendo 
This battle’s your stepping Stone to getting ditched by Nintendo!

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Eevee vs Rockruff. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #8

YOUTUBE: https://youtu.be/v29_mKB5Agk
INSTRUMENTAL: https://soundcloud.com/vinnyot/jd-vs-yuri-instrumental-prod-me

Monika (Miss Shellah):
Let’s see how we can play around with her script… 

JASON DEAN (Zander)
VS
YURI (GarbageGothic)

Yuri:
I'll come diss like a Heather, end you painlessly like a feather
This'll end fast if your bars are like your suicide letters
Hop on your school’s bandwagon, end yourself to save me time
Follow your mother’s footsteps before you choose to spit rhymes
I know you'll bomb all your lyrics, and now I'm here to defuse
If you're here to bribe me with murders I'm afraid I must refuse
This master of poetry will end your sadistic schemes
‘Cause just like Duke’s murder, your win is nothing but a dream

JD:
Demonic bastard, someone call a pastor
Your chr’s script is in need of a task manager
Lackluster lyrics show you use your pen to conquer lust
Fatal fantasies of romance, this goth is edgy as fuck
Lynch your ass like Sayori, make sure that noose ain’t too loose
And like a game of croquet, aim for your head instead of hoops
So begone thot! You won’t be getting this MC’s Moby Dick
I’ll take your emo poems and forge a suicide note quick

Yuri:
Oh I can't help but fall in love with perfection
Your looks and attitude, it seems I've made a misconception
I'll write about you properly, my skin meeting the blade
I feel the rush flowing through me, as I scream out your name! 
Now quit flirting with the reject of the popular clique
Or she’ll be slit open, bleeding out like my wrists 
My heart pounds to the beat, passion filling me with splendor
I love you, JD- Please be mine forever!
(stab stab die xd)

JD:
You know chaos killed the dinosaurs, you’re next on the list
I know your secrets in your project, allow me to paint the Portrait
While you hide your whole facade as some shy waifu trash
I’ll grab your arm full of wounds and open up your every gash
Your club has already pledged to die in unity
Just for your leader to protest her false reality
Your eyes will finally shut once you're engulfed into explosions
And finally you’ll be free from your hacked emotions

art creds to rosie and riven
instrumental prod. me

JD vs Yuri (feat. garbageGothic and WoodenHornets)

Yugi: Its time to duel Jotaro Kujo, cause I'm the king of games they call me the Pharoah.
You're a delinquent an overpowered crook, I don't need a millennium eye to read this open book.
No matter how hard you try you set off my traps, your speed and precision can't catch all these jabs.
I'll leave your mind crushed there's no escape from your struggle, just know you'll never solve this millennium puzzle.

Jotaro Kujo: Yadre Yadre are you blind or deaf, cause your hair is even more ridiculous than polnareffs.
You're intro sounds like you're having stroke, you lose one card game and your whole world's broke.
You saved the world then acquired fame, but remember this isn't a children's card game.
You always screw the rules youre a complete fraud, you're probably about to say "OH MY GOD!".

Yugi: I summon the gods and they obey my command, you can't even get a dog to follow a plan.
All your filler is leaving me bored, maybe I'd like you if you weren't such an edgelord.
You traveled the world to save a loved one, but you ignore your daughter like father like son.
Now I know we have some things in common, but ill never understand your obsession with dolphins.

Jotaro Kujo: Yadre Yadre you try to hard to be brash, with just two words I make an emerald splash.
Get in my way I'll leave you mangled, now stand still while I find the best punching angle. 
You remind me of Darby he was a cheat too, and just like him I'll also beat you.
We have some things in common that's some defense, your whole show should be considered a Jojo reference.

Rap Battle: Yugi vs Jotaro Kujo

@hyperjacob96 as Greninja
@user-485595605 as Incineroar

Greninja:
Out from the shadows I rise to Smack Down this Alolan Starter!
who thinks his Low Sweep will hurt me, but my Dark Pulse hits harder!
You may have a Z-move of your own, but it won’t frighten me!
So get ready fo—wait, shouldn’t Decidueye be fighting me?
I mean, seriously! This overgrown puss thinks that he’s got this?
Water puts out Fire! It’s clear this ain’t a contest!
Like your Up-B in Smash, going down is your fate!
Just quit the act kitty cat, we all know wrestling’s fake!

Incineroar:
And here I’m thinking “I’m about to fight Mewtwo”
But instead I get the Pokemon version of Tsuyu!
You say that wrestling’s fake, and that I'm actually weak?
I'll disprove all of your lies like if it's a Grinch Leak!
You know my skills are Lit, ten out of ten!
I leave every foe I face all broken and bent!
And low-key, this Froakie will retire as a fighter
‘Cause he’ll get more than a warm up when he steps in my ring of fire!

Ash-Greninja:
You wanna turn me to Ash? You’re just asking to get trashed!
Transformed with Battle Bond, and now I’ll leave you Night Slashed!
I’ll be Shadow Sneaking by you as I take all your nine lives!
And I know you’ll be losing cause you're not the Fighting type!
Cut you with my Water Shuriken! I’ll show you who’s Dark!
And then people will hear on how I Torracat apart!
This Secret Ninja Attacks! I’ll Final Smash you away!
I’m the reason people came back to watching the anime!

Incineroar:
And then they left after that when Ash chose to release you!
If I wanted to fight a Smash Bro, I’d rather fight Pichu!
I’m warning you now, you should call for a Substitute!
I honestly find Chesnaught more interesting than you!
Bounce you off the ropes, hit you with my Darkest Lariat!
With the legacy you made, I’ll pile drive you and bury it!
Face my Malicious Moonsault! I’ll leave you battered and scarred!
Your fans will be more salty than when you lost to Charizard!

Greninja Vs Incineroar. Epic Rap Battles Of Pokemon #21.

Titanium as The Joker
Well Teknically as Akira Kurusu/Arsene
Written by Well Teknically, Mortal
Beat by Tristan
LYRICS:
Joker (P5):
Alright. Time to start this meta verse.
You know I'm lookin' cool. There’s no need to rehearse.
I’m a phantom thief, stealing hearts.
And I’ll break poor Harley’s, ripping you apart!
Got Tetrakarn, so any lines that you throw?
Right out the window, like Sae’s casino!
It’s a step forward, you’re not stepping past this.
Take another fall, Jack, back into your acid!
Got rhymes straight from my cognition! CLEAVE! Yeah, and they’re real cutting.
You probably were sitting at a desk thinking “Hm, I should write something.”
Wait till I reveal my true self! This is the calm before the storm!
Now rip off that mask that is your face! Show me your true form!

Joker (DC):
Well now! Here’s a hack of a jack!
Let’s see him get a taste on an all-out attack.
You have a few magic tricks, but I’m the real trickster!
Clown Prince and the OG J, mister!
Akira. Er-Ren. I don’t know. Your flow doesn’t match your grace.
Because I’m killing this joke of a joker! It’s putting a smile on my face.
Oh, the drama of teen life! All your friends have some mental trauma!
Doesn’t mean you have to belch out all your lines, phantom thief of the opera.
Though you’re both sneaky, dressed in black; the difference between you and Bats
Is that I can beat him, and he can actually beat me back!

Joker (P5):
It’s only fitting I change the heart of the clown prince of all crime.
I’ve got the style and rhymes so thou wishes he was I.
Ryuji: For real?!  Put this guy in a coma! Joker: Yeah, he’s more of a pussy than Mona.
You might wanna hold onto some Soma for when I call out my PERSONA!
Joker/Arsene:
I have finally awakened. Is this another interrogation?
Another Akechi situation? This clown is surely mistaken!
Let us give you a taste a paralyzation. Spinal gunshot with our flow.
Else all of Gotham is forced to hear another performance worse than Leto.

Joker (DC):
Not even your Kamoshida can violate a rap verse worse than you did.
I find you ironic, Mr. pretty boy, the laughing stock of Shujin!
You seem to really want to be me, with the name, the gun, and knife,
Even down to the blonde side chick with pigtails and red tights!
You can’t phase me, playboy! Only I can give me scars.
And I’m used to beating teenage vigilantes down with bars.
Keep this battle as a memento in your mind and start running.
Cause I have ruined you worse than Shido and you never saw it coming!

Joker Vs Joker. Rap Battle!!!

Thumbnail by Raichous

Freshy Kanal as Doctor Octopus
Well Teknically as The Vulture
Zawesome as Electro
Mancha as Kraven the Hunter
FynnRedKirby as Mysterio
Light as The Sandman

Beat by 2Deep
Written by Raichous
Mixed by Raichous

-LYRICS-
DOC
Is this my opponent? May I request another
This buzzards costume is comprised of garbage from a gutter
Oh well, I suppose this old bat is good practice
Though he’s much more annoying than that god damned arachnid!
Your intellect could never match the great Otto Octavius
All you do is steal, thus why ‘Vulture’ is your alias
Your own inventions made you ill, Adrian, that’s pathetic
Now fly away hide with your avian aesthetic.

VULTURE
If you want to win you’ll have to try harder than that
I may have cancer but at least my ego isn’t fat
Clearly you don’t have the strongest grip on ornithology
And unlike you I’m not a slave to my technology
Face off against me, and I’ll lay you in your Toomes
If not for those arms you’d be stuck in a test room
You may be lazy, but brilliant doesn’t fit your description
Mark this down as the day an elder beat you to submission

ELECTRO
Electro is here and I’m charged to the Max!
I’ll use my rhymes to taze and incapacitate you hacks
Just look who I’m up against, oldie and chubbs
I’d invite you to win, but that’s for an exclusive club
I see a geek with six arms and some bird that he’s been mocking
These two geezers are losing, it's not very shocking
In all honesty, you’re poor excuses for villains
Now leave knowing you both just lost to Max Dillon!

KRAVEN
Sergei is here, and he’s Kraven a Hunt
Though you’re not worthy prey if I’m being upfront
You all need enhancements, I rely on my skills
And more often than not I’m the one who gets the kill
As a man of Russian Royalty, with a brilliant mind
I could easily capture any man of your kind
This shall be my last hunt as I rip out your organs
Now I must leave as I have succumb to boredom

MYSTERIO
You may have thought you won, but that’s merely an illusion
As your lyrical proficiencies are far from profusion
I’m a master of Robotics and Special Effects expert
Compared to me, the rest of you are nothing more than jesters
Half of you are animals, the other half children 
Being intelligent doesn’t mean your plans are gilded
Now I shall put you all underneath a deep hypnosis 
With the snap of my fingers, you’ll all submit to your psychosis

SANDMAN
I’m here to make my Marko, for better or for worse
You guys gotta realize that all these powers are a curse
You don’t have to be bad just because you’re mutated
I’ve gone down that path, and eventually you’ll hate it
Not a night goes by where I don’t think of what I don’t think of what I did
All I ever wanted was to be there for my kid
Honestly, I shouldn’t have proceeded without caution
I never wanted this, but I had no other option

I originally wanted to release parts one and two of the Sinister Six Royale a week apart from each other, but casting for part two has been hell, and I didn't want to keep forcing everyone who recorded for part one to wait for me to get off of my ass and cast the final characters (which I have, mind you, I just have to get their audio back)
I hope you all enjoyed! Hopefully part two is out by next month! (no promises though)

Thanks For Listening!

[THIS BATTLE HAS BEEN REPOSTED BECAUSE I HAD TO CUT DOWN THE LINGERING BEAT AFTER THE FINAL RAPPER]

Sinister Six Royale pt.1

This is probably gonna be like the last time I release two battles this close together, enjoy it. It's a showdown of alternative comics when the Watchmen's Rorschach takes on the real-life superhero Kick-Ass.

Written by R the Writer
Beat prod by Dave James on Audio Network
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Geon
Special thanks to Adroit for helping gather the files

Stofferex as Rorschach
Vladimyr P as Kick-Ass


Rorschach:
Rorschach's journal, late in 2019
I'm opening up on this teen like a can of baked beans
Pioneered crews of costumed goons, only for them to end up dead
Not surprising since you're denser than that steel plate in your head
You play with a pair of sticks but you lack a pair of balls
I could start a hotter fire with a can of aerosol
I haven't seen your true face but I can tell that you're still frightened 
So hang up the scuba gear and let hit girl do your fighting

Kick-Ass:
I've fucked up tons of toxic cunts, this dickface I can manage
Baked beans? Challenging me's just ordering a knuckle sandwich
I'm Keene to leave you beaten, putting an end to your gory ways
Face my batons and the facts, you're way past your glory days
But I'm still out and busting crime with the aid of the police
Your only friend left you out in the cold as you lay deceased 
No gray area here, to me you're beyond all redemption 
You're a psychopath, a scumbag, and a ripoff of the question 

Rorschach:
You're just a second fiddle to a twelve year old Mary Sue
The end is nigh, like James I'll have you hung and then I'll bury you

Kick-Ass:
With those uncompromising morals, your head's clearly befuddled
Like I did with red mist, I'll wipe the floor with this red puddle

Rorschach:
You're clearly not that tough if any wimp can take your place
I'm through with chewing the fat, now I'll throw it in your face 

Kick-Ass:
You bring up my legacy but yours isn't any better
I mean, your worst enemy was aided by your own successor 

Rorschach:
As your filthy rhymes build up, you'll beg for me to set you free
But like with any other foe, I'll turn a deaf ear to your plea
One-Zero. Your move. I think it best if you flee
Not even ralphie genovese would want to be locked in with me

Kick-Ass:
So stay in your cell you nutcase 'fore your head gets cracked open
Since your insane pursuits of justice aren't helpful with your coping
You're more fucked than your mother if you thought that I'd be passive
Cause it's clear you've got more issues than your comic ever lasted

Rorschach Vs Kick-Ass - Rap Battle

Thumbnail by: Jason Carreon

Beat: https://soundcloud.com/dannyplaysgames-422800890/jason/s-yEeoE
Beat Produced by: Nine Diamond, and 2Deep
Written by: Jason Carreon
Vocals Mixed by: Vlad
Beats Mixed by: Dani Frias

Cast:
Cuphead: B O R K
Skitzo: Vlad

Lyrics:
(0:21) Skitzo:
Cups shouldn't be "Too Hot To Handle", I'll have this win in a couple frames
But if you wanna scuffle fame, I won't be cheaped out to a couple games
Things are getting fuzzy again, I guess you'll soon meet a new friend 
So I'll Can it with my bars, since it's the part where you end
I'll cut your life short with shorts, and a dagger
So you best retort or more, or you'll get battered
'Cus I'll drink your ass faster than that of the Mad Hatter
Does it matter? I'll kill ya and leave new fluids in the crapper
So, Mickey Mouse wants to trip me down? I'd say give it your best shot
I can hang ya by the ropes and make a Show about how I best shots
A lot of effort in to your title just so you couldn't surpass Bendy
Roll The Dice, I'm ready, time I show ya why glass is half empty!

(0:20) Cuphead:
When it comes to stoppin' demons I Wallop and brawl em'
But an obscure webby toon? I'll top him, no problem'
I'll leave a COMIK stripped of his dignity, but his fans already did it, see
Got left in the dust instantly, while I'm a legend in gaming history
'Cus when it came to riding off my fame, you put your face here
The second time I'll make ya fly, if ya really wanna taste fear
Sure went for broke and croaked, need me to Spare a Dime?
Though, i'm quite surprised it didn't take over a year to share a rhyme
So, here's the Deal, you sure had Charm when ya first came out
Then ya made like ya mindstate and couldn't help but fade out
Stick to picking on mutts or else put that silly shlok down
And let's settle this Cup to Bear, whoops! Now that's A Knockout!

Cuphead vs Skitzo

...Better late than never? ^-^" 
Well, at least I'm in time for Pokemon Sun and Moon's 4th Anniversary.

@Stofferex as Solgaleo
@garbageGothic as Lunala

Solgaleo:
This Zubat thinks that she can beat me? I’ll invalidate her claims!
Gonna make her my breakfast when I Crunch her with my Psychic Fangs!
Bow before my Cosmic Power! I run the sun, you peasant!
I'll Zen Headbutt this moon and turn her into a crescent!
You’re 4 times weak to Ghost and Dark moves? How pathetic
and ironic for a 'mon with a Lunar aesthetic!
Your Shadow Shield won’t Protect you from my Sunsteel Strike!
Dominating this battle, expect a Blood Moon tonight!!

Lunala:
This Litleo thinks he can win? What a foolish delusion!
He must be stuck in Confusion to come up with that conclusion!
You’ll shiver in fear when you hear my cry
And then the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie!
I'll use my Wonder Room, so the tables will turn!
You’re the Sunne Pokemon, but yet you’re weak to my burns!
Your Full Metal Body can’t deflect my Moongeist Beam!
Fantasize about winning? Well I’ll be Eating your Dreams!

Solgaleo:
I won't need to fantasize! My third eye will visualize,
That beating you will be pleasant, like watching the sun rise!
For I’m the Radiant Sun! Let it dawn upon you
that you leave no Giga Impact on me with the lines that you spew!
I’m “the beast that devours the sun” that’s how I spit hot
like a Fire Blast to the face! Leave you in a Psyshock!
Seems like you can’t take the Heat! You look like you’re gonna Crash!
Soon you’ll be seriously sizzled by my Searing Sunraze Smash!

Lunala:
I’m immune to your Normal-Type Disses! You’re not a threat! 
Purging you shall be lovely, like watching the sun set!
This Moon is Full of surprises you can’t see with your Future Sight!
You shouldn’t have danced with this devil under the pale Moonlight!
I’m “the beast that calls the moon”, so that’s why I’m so cold
when I’m blowing flurries of Icy Wind bars at you tenfold!
Open an Ultra Wormhole and head back where you came from
Or I’ll mesmerize you with my Menacing Moonraze Maelstrom

Necrozma:
Stupid little Nebby’s, they think they’re allowed to brag?
I’ll release my Stored Power, and they’ll Return to Lillie’s Bag!
These two gas balls aren’t a match for me, even if they’re fully grown,
‘cause I’ve seen better Suns and Moons from Solrock and Lunatone!
You can’t destroy my Prism Armor with your Z-moves! It’s useless!
In fact, I’m the reason you can use them to begin with!
Don’t need Dusk Mane nor Dawn Wings to make the both of you cower!
Now that I’ve drained all of your light, I’m Ultra Bursting with Power!

Ultra Necrozma:
Bow down to the Blinding one! The savior of Alola!
The one who’s light shines brighter than a supernova!
Those who challenge me get Bulldozed by my power so divine! 
Just ask everyone who tried to battle me for the first time!
I’ve travelled through many realities, and one thing persists
There's not a single dimension where either of you win exists!
My Neuroforce ensures my victory is fortified!
You’ll meet your end with Photon Geyser: a Light That Burns the Sky!

@hyperjacob96 as Necrozma/Ultra Necrozma

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