rap battles

B-Lo Lorbes as Mordecai
Miss4yo as Twilight Sparkle
Kari4ever as Pinkie Pie
Justin Buckner as Applejack
RandomBronyWhovian as Rarity
Stofferex as Fluttershy
PaletteReviews as Rainbow Dash
RandomBronyWhovian as Spike
Anthony Perry as Rigby
DH Films as Muscle Man
Matthew Thomas as High Five Ghost
Mat4yo as Pops
Stofferex as Skips
itsannachloem as Princess Celestia
WoodenHornets as Benson

Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 34

Sorry, need to move Duskull vs Shuppet up on the list a little bit!

WoodenHornets as Meowth
Justin as Pikachu

Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #13
Pikachu vs Meowth
Begin!


Meowth:
I'm approaching this rodent solo, prepare for trouble,
Even without  Jessie and James I can win this on the double!
Scratch your eyes out, I've got the sharpest claws you've ever seen!
You can't mess with me, my rhymes'll poison you like a Wheezing!
I've got a Nasty Plot up my sleeve, it's time to run away!
Give me a dollar for every time I'll beat you, call it Pay Day!
Admit it! I can see that you're Captivated by my Charm!
Just feel free to start spitting if you're looking to get harmed!

Pikachu:
It’s the lightning-quick mascot here to take you down
Straight outta Pallet Town, I made the franchise gone around!
I’m a freaking electric type! I’m electric on the mic!
Block you with my screen of light.  Blocking any type of strike!
Why do you wanna capture me, you know there's legendaries
You're just a selfish pussy who wants respect from Giovanni
Ram you with a Volt Tackle, you can't catch this Electro Ball
Everyone knows that in battles, you're always blasting off

Meowth:
Well not anymore twerp, it's Meowth's time to shine
I'm coming with a Nasty Plot to finally defeat Number 25

Pikachu:
In this game of cat and mouse, the roles are reversed
I’m the predator, you’re the prey, all my attacks will hurt

Meowth:
You can't tame this lion, I'll Taunt you till I triumph!
Like a flock of Spearow, I'll scare you till you're crying!

Pikachu:
I'll defeat you once again Meowth, no one will be Thundershocked
My Iron Tail will smack you hard as a Stone Edge from a Krokorok

Meowth (fast):
Time for Fury Swipes, then knock you out
You have no idea what Meowth's all about
Then I'll use a Fake Out and you will have lost
Not like you could win anyway, thats because
I master the human language in the show
While Pika Pika is everything you know
So how were you supposed to win, you turd
In a rap battle you need to be able to speak words!

Meowth (regular):
So as you can see, Meowth is kicking your ass!
Don't act like you're so loyal, you tried to abandon Ash
End you with a bite and a Slash that's as dark as the Night
So who won this lyrical fight? Meowthhhh! That's right!

Pikachu (fast):
Abandon my ass, I’m better than you
But now you’ve pissed me off, the one and only Pikachu
Coming in with Quick Attack, you got no chance
Against this yellow fellow, continue to prance
With your abusive owners, with no decent composure
I could defeat you with a Thunder three times over!
I Pikachoose to beat you through and through!
YOU'RE A MAGNEMITE, JUST REALIZE YOU'RE SCREWED!

Pikachu (regular):
You don't care about Jessie and James, you're in it for the loot
You're certainly flaming if you dress up as Puss in Boots
My skill is higher than your balloon, try not to move a muscle
As I Discharge you from this battle with my Nuzzle!

Meowth:
I'm shooting disses like a Rocket, my win is sure, so see
Better Play Nice orthis will end in a Pokémon Emergency
You can compare my intelligence with that of Einstein
As you see my rhyme lines show that this battle is Mine!

Pikachu:
Intellect of that Joker? More like Wile E. Coyote!
Every plan you come up with, they always fail to stop me!
You can keep attempting, but Pokemon, you'll never Ketchum
I've lyrically impaled you, licking your blood up like ketchup

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!

Pikachu vs Meowth. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #13.

Audio mixed by Matthew

Benson - Zander
Squidward - Justin

Benson:
Mordecai and rigby take this bitch away to put him back under the sea
No matter how much you complain, your ass is now working for me!
Oh wait I don’t hire slackers that kiss other people’s asses
No wonder everyone under bikini bottom thinks you’re a bastard!
Do I even need to try? I can get skips to fuck up your squid ass 
And your nose is bigger than Mr Krab’s weird fetish for cash!
How can you even battle, even patrick thinks you’re a prick
And grow some balls, no one wants to get near that bikini bottom dick!

Squidward:
Could you be quiet! I’m trying to play my clarinet, you’re being rude!  
Quit rapping and go back to shouting at your employee's for being better than you.
I’m a squid, you’re a candy machine with his patience too small
My voice is annoying? You sound like you’ve been kicked in your gumballs!
I don’t even need to swear to tell you that your show shouldn’t be on TV
You need to stop being a little bitch, and this is coming from me.
I’m gonna tear you limb from limb, this proves you’re a hypocrite and a liar!
Breaking your nose if you don’t be quiet because this time YOU’RE FIRED!

Benson:
Yes, I am a candy machine, thats why my rhymes are fucking sweet
You work at the krusty crap, this isn’t the first time you’ve tasted defeat
You slacker, stop holding that clarinet like its a god damn dildo!
Face it you’re gay, it says it in your name, Mr. Tentacles 
You’re the reason your show sucks just like your career
A mutated squid trying to rap is the last thing I fear
Stop slacking, your music is like your job, pure dirt!
Now stop sucking spongebob’s dick and GET BACK TO WORK!

Squidward:
What work? I’m not the one with a dispenser as a vagina 
You don’t belong in a cartoon you belong in a fast food diner
I’ll lyrically beat you too death, your glass head will shatter! 
I would ink you till you're blind, but I have control over my bladder.
I’m a squidward, under the sea, you’re just some washed up turd
I’m bout to leave you more embarrassed than when you are on say that word 
Take anger management, and stop yelling you're making my ears bleed 
And those so called rhymes you're spitting is just like you're job, plain shitty


Squidward vs Benson. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

There was going to be artwork, but Photoshop decided to crash, so artwork coming soon I suppose. Enjoy the battle! :)

Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #14
Snorlax vs Slaking
Begin!

Slaking :
Straight out of Petalburg to show you what you're Snorlacking
My high attack stat is barely Normal, prepare for some attacking
you've just got Thick Fat, a Hammer Arm is what I've packing
Quit snacking, the whacking cracking swagger is Slaking!
You make me yawn, what's going on? One hit and you'll be gone!
Climbing up higher with my brawn, call me King Kong!
You've sure got gluttony, but no immunity in this rap battle
Defense Curl up, since you're too sleepy to even use tackle!

Snorlax : 
You dare to wake me up? Like paths your disses I block
I crunch and munch this sloth who's just Slacking Off!
You might have good stats, but your potential is ruined
Cause every other turn, you just sit on your ass and Truant
Eating fruit, then beating you, I'm the best you've ever seen
Feel the rhythm of my Belly Drum as I Chip you Away with rhyme schemes
You're making my hyper, like a beam! I'm on Ash's damn team!
Now it's time to take a nap, you go rap while I dream

Slaking :
YOU'RE OBESE, SO PLEASE, you will never get this win!
I compare with a legendary, I got more skill than you got chins
As you eat up my disses, you ain't getting more slim
You're out of shape, but you can still find me in the Gym!
Right beside Norman, my power is at Max, I'm getting hostile
Coveting the mic, now May I show you ass-whooping Petalburg Style?
I'll leave you consuming Leftovers, go back to blocking routes
This was your Punishment, you can suck my Pokéflute!

Snorlax :
I could talk in my sleep and still be standing tall
I'm also in SSB. Brawl, time to put you to Rest once and for all
Evolving through friendship, I am what every trainer wishes for
You're such a bore, I've got more in store when I use Snore
A challenge? Rollout out of town! You're just loafing around!
I've got such a Heavy Slam since I weigh over a thousand pounds!
My lyrical Giga Impacts sure showed you you shouldn't face me
This languorous languid laggard is only good at being lazy!

Snorlax vs Slaking. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #14.

Alvin:
We’re attracting audiences all around the world, you’re just annoying inbreds
I could see something more entertaining from a fucking house pet
Your show was cancelled, and yet our movies are still going!
And your ratings were slowly slipping down the tree without notice.

Simon:
It’s clear to see you guys don’t have any talent so don’t pretend 
What do you do? we’re singers, musicians, this’ll be your chipper end

Theodore:
Why are we even rapping against these chumps? The chip and dale show was shit.
You gonna put up fist to fists when you don’t even have wits to defeat this!

Chip:
Hey Dale, (Dale) Yeah! (Chip) Wanna hear about these chunky chips all in a nutshell?
Well one day, they stood up to us, the rescue rangers, (Dale) CHIP AND DALE
Dale:
You’re a real pop group? Well then I’m guessing you suck!
I’ll buck yall, you better duck, after this you’ll be in the rough.
Chip:
you can tal  k but you can’t think, could you even be more stupid.
(Dale) All your known for is novelty singing (Chip) How did they get their own movie?!
Dale:
Who the fuck are the chipettes? Your show makes no sense (Chip) It makes nothing
By the end not only dave will be the one shouting (both) ALLLLLVVIIIIN!

Alvin:
We make our own songs, not winding up Donald Duck in the park

Theodore:
We rap like the tree you live in cause we go hard like bark!

Simon:
I knew my calculations we’re right, you’re both gonna lose.

Alvin:
Heck, even Gadget Hackwrench is a better character than you!

Theodore:
We got a cartoon, 3 hit movies, and we will always live on 

Simon:
How you gonna compete with us? Nobody even knows you anymore, sons!

Alvin:
We will always win, no way these little pricks can beat us! 

All:
A new hint single, Disney character rip-off’s defeated by The Chimpmunks!

Dale:
Theodore really needs to lay off all the snacks!

Chip:
And Simon, shut up you nerd, I’ll break your glasses and

Dale:
who could ever stand you, you’re more annoying than fred
when rapping against us, you’ll never get a good success 

Chip:
Its fucking Both: Chip and Dale, you’re not even trying!
At the end of this battle WE’LL LEAVE YOU DEAD AND CRYING!

Dale:
We’ll get rid of your stupid singing and make your entire existence expired!

Chip:
That’ll teach you not to mess with Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers!

Alvin and the chipmunks vs Chip N Dale. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

Anthony Perry as Chris Griffin
Zack Maloney as Bart Simpson

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CHRIS GRIFFIN!
VERSUS!
BART SIMPSON!
BEGIN!

Chris Griffin:
I think it’s time to draw how this little punk is going down
The way he’s challenging me got him acting like a clown
It’s not Chris to you, it’s Hatboy, bitch!
But instead, call me Homer, ‘cause I’ll choke you with my disses!
I’m delivering these lines, like how I deliver Newspapers
You dumb phoque, I need to eat a marshmallow so I’ll finish you off later
Write this down on the chalkboard, all you do is cause trouble
There’s no use for you on the show, so go skateboard out of this battle!

Bart Simpson:
I’m Bart Simpson, who are you, tubby?
It’s sad that comparing you to your dad, you’re more chubby
I’m a Simpson, you’re just from some messed up family
How can I take you seriously, you get amused by giggling keys!
You already lost this one, just listen to my crowd
Hell, if Ralph ever saw you, he would be like “I hate men now!”
You think you’re going to win, I think you have lost it
I’ll be more scarier than the monkey hiding in your closet

Chris Griffin:
You’re just some yellow turd, with a show that’s a pile of concrete 
You planned to get married, even though you’re younger than me
I’ll make you feel ashamed that you're bully will say 
Nelson Muntz:
Haha!
Chris Griffin:
Cause at the end of this, you’ll be screaming “Ay caramba!”
Bartman has just begun, I already took him down
I’ll be chilling with my dad, go back to making out with Milhouse  
I can make a better rap even when I fart
By the end of this, we’ll rename this episode to Dead Bart

Bart Simpson:
All you are is a copy of your dad, with even less brain cells
I'll take you down faster than what I did to Krabappel
When I leave you beheaded just like Jebediah, no one will get mad
The chance of you winning is more freaky than you marrying your dad
Now I have to admit Chris, you are quite  a well rounded kid
But its pretty sad when even Meg thinks you’re retarded 
Don’t ever try to fuck with Cupcake Kid, or else, you’ll be hurt
I won this fight fair and square, now go back to making out with Herbert

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Chris Griffin vs Bart Simpson. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 40

Scooby - Stofferex
Courage - Zander
Grim - Frenzy

Scooby Doo vs Courage 

Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles
Courage the cowardly dog! 
VS
Scooby Doo!
BEGIN

Scooby Doo:
Where am I? I’m right here and this great dane ain’t afraid to attack
When I bark raps so fast you’ll crap your pants and run back to your shack
You’re a loner in the middle of no where whilst I got my “scooby gang”
Feel the wrath of my K9 fangs that will hit you like a boomerang
I gave kids and adults nightmares, watch my show and you’ll be scared
I think I just solved this case - this “siamese” pup cannot compare! 
The real mystery is that an actual horror is what your cartoon lacks
You’ll be the scaredy cat once I get my scooby snack (Howl)

Courage:
Not even shaggy can help you from the rhymes I spit at this twerp 
I had one scariest shows that ever aired on cartoon network 
You had limits yet I did everything that you could never achieve- ah!
Get a clue, you’re for babies, your show’s less scary than the creeper 
Fred does all the work, you sit on your ass and eat human food!
Don’t go barking slobber disses at me, you’re just being rude
Like your new design you should of been left with a bang (hehe)
I can save the day on my own, while you need a whole gang

Scooby Doo:
Is that all ya got? (laugh) well what a night for a REAL fight!
You better regret messing with the original when I come in to bite!
You won’t need to wrap up any courage to see your plainly overrated 
Scooby-doo-be-doo-be-doo! You got beat by mystery incorporated!

Courage:
You’re just a typical dog Scooby, I bet you want to smell my rear end
The only true horror here is that your show NEEDS TO END!
Stop being a chicken from outer space, this won’t last long 
As I can tell you’re upset, you’re more grumpy than Eustace 

(Beat stops)

Mysterious Figure:
I have entered this battle because I’ve had enough of listening to you two
Scooby:
Wha-at’s g-going on? 
Mysterious Figure:
You’re going down!
Courage:
WHO ARE YOU?

(Beat stops)

(New beat starts up)

(Announcer in whispering voice) 

Grim:
Boo! It’s about to get grim when I come in to scare you puppys 
So evil and dark that I’ll make you start running for your mommys 
You insufferable fools, don’t you dare provoke my wrath  
I’m evil but still funny so prepare as I make you both laugh!
then tear you in half with my scythe and then take your lives  
None of you could step to me, you don’t have the courage to survive 
Burning you with fire and turning you both into dog meat 
I’m going to battle someone more worthy - happy halloween  

Scooby:
I’ve had enough of your fake rapping, time to unmask this phony
Your only friends are dumbass kids, how lonely must you be 

Courage:
This time we’re working together to show this horror-ble mess
How we deal with monsters where we’re from, hero’s are always the best

Scooby:
If I had a scooby snack on every time this Jamaican makes fun of bill
I’d eat them all and be more amazing than my feature film

Courage:
Take that staff away from us, you’re more sloppy and angry than mandy

Both:
We’re the winners as the scary monsters NEVER succeed 

WHO WON
WHO’S NEXT
YOU DECIDE
EPIC CARTOOOOOOON *BOO* MADE RAP BATTLES

Courage vs Scooby. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

Creepy Black - Stofferex
Lost Silver - VideoGameRapBattles
BRVR - Justin Buckner
Buried Alive - WoodenHornets
MissingNO - RLYoshi
Strangled Red - HyperJacob96
White Hand - Frenzy
Hypno's Lullaby - MaNCHA
Lavender Town Syndrome - Emo Owl
Ash's Coma - Mat4yo


Lost Silver:
I'M DEAD but I want to be alive to spit this message to you
Turn back now or you'll be sent straight to your doom
Cyndaquil says HURRY because this ghost will be Unown
I'll leave you in chains like all the Pokemon I own
The forgotten hero haunts this spawn of lavender town
This is the battle of your life, the run option's not allowed
LEAVE or it'll be your soul that I will pilfer
In this battle of horrors, you’ll take a second place Silver!

Creepy Black:
Black's here to hack through your Silver Soul and brain!
You think you can win? Man the word lost is in your name!
Ghost is in your party, the Lavender Town sprite spirit
I'll Curse you first, even though in Generation 1, that move wasn't in it!
You can't step to me! Hell, you can't step at all!
You can't catch this brawling ghost inside a Pokéball!
You're too scared to move, you're about to get owned!
And on the place I'll finish you off there will stand a tombstone

Lost Silver:
NO MORE! Enough of your rhymes giving me Frustration
You can't one-hit KO me this fight will be MY domination
Celebi can sing a Perish Song then have  Pain Split
Your data will be erased, Rest in 8 bits

Creepy Black:
Don't be giving me that Mean Look or i’ll use my curse ability!
You’ve already Lost, Silver, when you come up against me
I murder every Trainer I faced, don’t even bother to fight
It’s time I put you to sleep, cause this is your very last night!

BRVR:
Do you still love me? If not, I’ll use my thunderbolt
I know you'll never leave once I catch your souls
It’s so cold down here, but my rhymes are still hot
Like what my owner did to me, I will leave you all to rot
None of you jokes know the pain that's going on in my chest
I know you’re lying to me, when you said your disses are the very best
I would rather die than listen to your lame excuses of raps!
When you see my plushy in the room, it'll end in a bloodbath 

Buried Alive:
Let me come out from the ground and make you stop your strife
My time to shine and finally rip apart your lives,
It's over, Pikachu, nowhere to run and nowhere to hide
'Cause all you flee in fright when Buried Alive wants to fight!
It won't be tame when I glitch your game, you three'll never be saved
Cause my claim to fame, taking jokes like you to your graves!
Finally, fresh meat! I've been waiting almost a century
You're reached the final floor, NOW IT’S TIME TO GET BURIED!

MissingNO:
The true killer king has arrived to bring your demise
No one will be Missing you when I make you all die
Your pants you'll be shitting when MissingNO's spitting
These lyrics were written in the blood that's dripping
from your quitting barely-living head since I'm hitting and ripping
There's MissingNO way you'll win versus this verbal ass kicking
Time's ticking and ticking and I'm winning and grinning
I'm the glitching killing forbidden beginning of your spine splitting!

Strangled Red:
I have no reason to be here, but I'll take you all down anyways!
You guys thinking you're the best has driven me even more crazed!
In a world that cheated me, why should I play fair?
Just like me when Miki died, you'll all be driven to despair!
I'll kill you all!  I'm going to do it!  You don't wanna know what's going in my mind.
This win is MINE!  Your guys' victory is something you can't find!
Nothing can be saved now, prepare your necks!  I'll strangle you all, there won't be a reset!
When you step up to me, you'll end up dead!  With the last thing you see is the color of red!

White Hand:
I can’t believe that you all think you understand
you’re nothing, but at least now you’re in my hand
Crashing through this battle, rapping till you all faint from this happening
Taking over game, cuz your bodies aren’t the only thing I’m “hacking”
trust me, you’ll be Missing, with No one to find the remains
All of you fighting for supremacy, but you’re all rapping the same
Make all the noises you want, it’ll prove to be futile
When I rip you into pieces you’ll know I made this battle “BRUTAL”

Hypno’s Lullaby:
Come with me little children, safe and happy you all be
As you Rest in your beds and I devour all your dreams
Don’t cry, it’s fine, Hypno wouldn’t hurt a fly
Fortunately all of you are non-invertebrate slime
I gotta hand it to you, White, you at least proved you aren’t the worst
Because MissingNO blowed for every second of his verse
Hypno lied to you all, sorry, now you’re all dead and done
Stay with me forever, we’ll have so much fun!

Lavender Town Syndrome:
Come and listen to my song, I’ll make all your ears bleed
You’ll all be suicidal in this battle, don’t believe me? 
Step out of the cave, into the town and feel my power. 
More fearsome than the ghost Marowak who haunts the tower
Any child who plays me, will end up being dead and severed
I’ll corrupt all of you, showing you who should be feared!
You think you’re scary, I got zombie Pokemon on my side!
Challenging me to a battle, better get ready to hide!

Ash’s Coma:
I leave my home, start my journey all alone and 
no.. NO! i’ll leave YOU all in a coma!
Your theories aren’t eerie, they’re etherial diseases
I’m the leader, and I’ll turn you into ash for your treason
my vision’s blurry, i can’t see
i thought we were all a team, maybe this is all a dream, 
your existence is fiction, you rather hurt than feel hurting
Time to show you what I’ve learned on my pokemon journey!

Stage 1: strike you with the bolt of lightning in my pocket
Stage 2: ignite your fires and blast you like Team Rocket
Stage 3: water gun you down with flows you can’t test
Stage 4: make new friends and become the very best!

if this is all in my head, sprawled on a hospital bed
i’m forever in debt to recycle the R.E.M. 
Come on! you pasta peoples can’t quite catch up!
Well, this battle is done, so let me pull the plug!

Pokepasta Battle Royale. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #15.

Justin Buckner as Ickis
Zack Maloney as Oblina
Frenzy as Krumm
Anthony Perry as Mike Wazowski
WoodenHornets as Sulley

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
AHH! REAL MONSTERS!
VERSUS!
MONSTERS INC!
BEGIN!

Ickis:
The three epic monsters are gonna bring pain on these losers
Oblina:
I’m fancy, rich, and ravishing, but also a lyrical bruiser
Krumm:
It doesn’t take the viewfinder to show you two can’t scare
Ickis:
You two better go away, Jimmy and Googly Bear
Oblina:
I’m top of my class, but brains are something you don’t have
Krumm:
Who the hell takes a filthy human, and neglects to put it back?
Ickis:
You both are just failed excuses for money making blockbusters
All:
Our disses will make you be screaming “AHH! REAL MONSTERS!!!”
 
Mike Wazowski:
It’s Mike on the mic, about to make these monsters fall!
I can see your defeats with just my one eyeball
Sulley:
We’ll beat these guys so bad, they’ll start to Krumm-ble
When you face Sulley in a fight, better get ready to tremble
Mike Wazowski:
Ickis, you’re making me sick, Oblina is Beetlejuice’s dildo
We’ll take the screams out of you punks, just like we did with our prequel
Sulley:
We will step through the door and enter a room of your defeat 
You’ll be the jackpot for us, we get our power from your screams

Ickis:
You had a change of heart in the ends? Now that’s upsetting 
Oblina:
We’re be the ones who scare when you leave you bedwetting
Krumm:
Even Gromble would school you! Kick you out of our world
Ickis:
You two think you can win? You got scared by a little girl!
Oblina:
I’ll nit pic these Pixar pricks, even your shorts are shit
Krumm:
Scaring humans is your job, we do it for the hell of it
Ickis:
You two are jokes compared to us, we are legendary
All:
We are the true winners here, you guys aren’t even scary 

Mike Wazowski:
We’ll give you nightmares, we even made Randall run in fear
You can’t take us on, you only aired for four years
Sulley:
Oblina I can’t believe ya, how’s your squish on Krumm?
Ickis, even your brother slickis has disses that make you look dumb
Mike Wazowski:
We’ve got a whole corporation, while you’re still in monster school
You were inspired by the Beatles? Klasky must’ve been a fool!
Sulley:
Since you can’t scare us, you’ll dissappear, now you won’t taunt us
Both:
You’ll be down in Nick’s trash, while we’re the REAL monsters!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *girl screams* BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Ahh Real Monsters vs Monsters Inc. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Special

Butters:
Hi fellers, I'm butters, I know I may look harmless and friendly
but I'll smash your glasses, you won't like me when I'm angry
I’ll split you like your parents, and you won’t be restitched
By the end of this battle, you’ll be my new Bottom Bitch
I can see that you’re so nervous you’re beginning to stutter like Jimmy
This is the Butters Show, Milly, you’ll be as paralyzed as Timmy!
I’m killing this battle like kenny, nobody likes you at all!
You can’t win, you suck at rapping like you suck at baseball

Mil house:
Everythings coming’ up Milhouse as I snap you like a butterfinger
You’re busy getting wedgied, while I’m getting it with Lisa
I’m best friends with the coolest kid in school, who likes you?!
You’ve fell out with all your friends, now think, “What should you do?’
South park? well I’m taking you and your show down to the south! 
I’m not allowed to watch it anyway, but that won’t stop my doubts
I’ll kick your butt-ers, and it’s a good job I’m wearing flood pants
Drink you like Syrup Super Squishy Bender, I was even in a boy band!

Professor Chaos:
Let’s see how you like dealing with me! Professor Chaos!
Not everythings going up you! Tremble, This time the house lost!
You’ve been a bad boy, now you’ll get roasted on an open fire.
With all these excuses about what your mom says, you’re such a liar!
Go my minions and tear up this allergy infected god damn mess.
You’re nothing compared to the best! You ugly little pest!
I cause Chaos, the only thing you cause is sickness.
Get the heck out of here, before I destroy you with my disses!

Milhouse:
You got beat up by a guy in a raccoon suit, your chaos is a disaster.
Not to mention your “minions” are your two pet hamsters.
The only thing that’s chaos is your show, Simpsons is standing tall
While even your own gramma can beat up your butterballs
All your friends are pricks, just like your fucked up parents
Make us both happy and leave, come on man, I dare ya!
Game Over, My hot rhymes melted all your buttery limbs.   
You’ve lost this battle because the House always wins.

WHO WON
WHO’S NEXT
YOU DECIDE

EVERYTHINGS COMING UP EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!


Milhouse Houten vs Butters Stotch. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

Dipper - Zander
Mabel - Zack
Phineas - Anthony
Ferb - Fel

Dipper Pines!
VS!
Phineas Flynn!
BEGIN!

Dipper:
You're a little too young to beat me so keep caution:
Dipper’s awesome; your triangle head is not in proportion 
You’re about to Tourist Rapped so you shoulda stayed at home
Spitting rainbows of disses so fast you could call me a gnome 
Throw you in the bottomless pit until this bit is resolved  
How you can’t beat Dipper Pines ain’t hard to solve
This typical kid who makes machines shouldn’t be trusted
With my lust of rhymes, you’re about to be busted!

Phineas:
You think you’d beat me with fake monsters and games?
Better listen because I’ll show you what I’m gonna do today
Your rappin's more embarrassing than dancing like a lamb
Am I beating dipper in rhyme (beat stop) yes, yes I am
Building beats and your defeat, back to the mystery shack
You’re riding a roller coaster and I’m running the tracks
It’s about time to end this debate, you dipped and went bendy
Take 2! You loose! Like you lost it with Wendy

Dipper:
It’s time for this lucky dipper to put an orange mutant to shame
Mabel:
Your head shape’s so pointy it popped your show’s fame 
Both:
It’s Mabel and Dipper, and this rap we’ll decipher 
Rap mysterious and delirious, Call us Bill Cipher  
Screw your stepbrother, we’re spitting british tongue twisters
(Mabel) You’re milking your show, (Dipper) better not tell your sister
Dipper:
Run home to your mom, and we’re being serious!
Both:
They should rename your show “Everyone Hates Phineas”

Phineas:
Despite your horror, it’s your animation that’s scary
Ferb:
Defeating you like boredom (Phineas) Hey where’s Perry? 
Both:
I’m creative and inventive, show some respect
After this all your fans will be shouting (Ferb) Has his show ended yet?
And Mabel, you’re caught in fables, It’s like a daydream in your head
Ferb:
So famous we can be recognized by our silhouettes 
Phineas:
It won’t take traveling through dimensions although if you observe
Ferb: You lost from the start, Both: by Phineas and Ferb

WHO WON
WHO’S NEXT
YOU DECIDE


Dipper vs Phineas. CartoonMadeRapBattles. Season 2

SEASON 4 IS HERE!

We are starting off this season with a bang, The Blues Brothers vs Drake & Josh featuring special guest rapper Richalvarez!

VideoGameRapBattles as Drake Bell
Game Mechanics (Logan)as Josh Peck
Richalvarez (Richard and Chris) as The Blues Brothers

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
DRAKE AND JOSH
VERSUS
THE BLUES BROTHERS
BEGIN

Josh Peck:
Yo, Joliet and Elwood, it's me, representing Nickelodeon
Don’t step these brothers ‘less you wanna tussle both of ‘em
We’ll put the blue in you brothers, you're  pathetic,  yo
With this flow we'll show why our show has so many episodes!

Drake Bell:
I've had enough of your ''soul'', so let me play my guitar!
I'm Drake Bell! I’ll wring you out while I spit bars
So keep your briefcase locked, you're about to get shocked
Go back to that prison with your Jailhouse rock!
(Drake) Look at it from our Belleview (Josh) you utterly suck!

Drake Bell:
Please just stop playing music, for that I'll pay 5000 bucks!

Josh:
I'm a straight A student, these Muppets got nothing up their sleeve!
(Josh) Thinking you can take us? (Drake) You're both crazier than Steve!
(Josh) I ain't callin you a truther so you losers better scram
(Drake) You two's talent is almost as hidden as our lamb!
(Josh) You claim you've got Soul, Man, (Drake) you'll still be beaten!

Drake and Josh:
And we could sum it up why in about 2000 different reasons!

Jake Blues:
All Drake cares about is being popular in school
And Josh's magic tricks make him look like a fool
You've should’ve Rawhid versus brothers so cool
Black suit and glasses, you know that we rule!

Elwood Blues:
Here we have two boobs, 

Jake Blues: well, I see four… 

Elwood Blues:
 Feel the rhythm and the blues with every hit of a chord 
Everybody needs somebody to love, but you both aren't it
We conquered every problem to save our orphanage!
(Elwood) These teenage dramaqueens (Jake) are obviously flawed

Elwood:
You fools can't stop us, we're on a mission from God!
(Jake) We're like Riders in the Sky (Elwood) and we ain't faking

Jake & Elwood: 
How can you think of beating us if you lose to Megan?

(Drake) Look, Josh!(Josh) they're shaking!(Drake and Josh) haha, high five!

(Drake) what would your career be without Saturday Night Live?

Drake Bell:
The best duo in the entertainment industry, there ain't no other

Josh Peck:
We're owning these fools so HUG ME, BROTHAH

Josh Peck:
I've got a bone to Peck with you two, slap you like it’s ping pong

Drake Bell:
If you can’t withstand our heat, keep your sunglasses on!
(Josh) I'm not gonna Give you some Lovin' (Drake) me neither, bro!

Drake and Josh:
Why don't you go back to your sweet home and Chiga-go!

Jake Blues:
Defeating Jake and Elwood, hell would have to freeze over

Elwood Blues:
We'll hit you with the bluesmobile like your names were both Oprah!
(Jake) The MC's of R&B spit such rhythm (Elwood) Yeah, we take it easy, man!

Jake Blues:
Flipping you the foam finger so you’ll throwdown again!
(Elwood) You've got a stupid cliché show (Jake and Elwood) don't deny it, Bell.

Elwood Blues:
The white trash, brain-dead version of Kenan and Kel!
(Jake) The Blues Brothers won this (Elwood) we're simply fantastic!

Jake and Elwood:
Go back to entertaining kids, we've got a cult classic!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Drake & Josh vs The Blues Brothers

Welcome to Season 2!

Matthew Thomas as Mario
Frenzy as Sonic.exe and I HATE YOU
Stoff as Sally.exe


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
MARIO!
VERSUS!
SONIC.EXE!
TWO!
BEGIN!

MARIO:
I’m stepping into this 16 bit hell, you know your life will not end well
It’sa me Mario fool, with these rhymes, you’ll be impaled
You’re the fastest thing alive? But you still can’t run from me
It’s too late to change your mind, you’ll be left with Yoshi
You better commit suicide, that’s the selfish way out
Your eyes won’t be able to be found
Look into my heart, I’M FILLED WITH MALICE
You want real fear? Just step to the Yellow Switch Palace!
Challenge me again? You’ve triggered your own end!
You’ll never try to find me when I make this face again!

Sonic.exe:
Time for round 2, well this should be a breeze
Just ask all of my victims, you can’t escape Sonic.EXE
I took away the life of Tom, why should you even try
How can you call yourself scary when all you do is hide
Just admit it that I’m your god, you better fucking bow
You can never escape my hell, I’ll be your god for now
My eyes may be blood-shot, but I can still see
My victory was a true success, wouldn’t you agree?

MARIO:
NO I WOULDN’T! Wipe the blood from your eyes or I’ll nail ya!
Unlike you, my story is true, you were made by a failure
Watch out, this type of file may harm your hard drive
Point Of Advice: You’ll never make it out alive!

Sonic.exe:
I’ll rip out your guts, eat them when they’ve dried
How can you call yourself a threat? You commited suicide
So many disses to spit, but so little time
Just sit back and watch, like you did when I arrived

MARIO:
I AM GOD NOW, YOU JUST MILKED THOUSANDS OF SEQUELS 
What’s in this question block? It’ll be your doom, you fool
It’s the end now for you, you’ve lost to the one and only MARIO!
Time to bring in my brother bitch, LET’S-A GO

I HATE YOU:
I hate your rhymes so much, I’m the one with the flow 
Once you go into the Sunken Ghost Ship, you’ll scream “OH GOD NO!”
Why won’t you die? I swear to god, I’ll jump on your corpse for an eternity
Your pasta was so bad, that it got moved to the Trollpasta wiki!

Sonic.exe:
You’re in my world now, So don’t try to escape
You’re just a “creepy” picture, with your mouth agape
My burns are hotter than the fires of Green Hill
It’s time to get somebody else to rap for me, come in Sally, my love

Sally.exe:
Those rhymes from you were not perfect, I’ll give you a bunch of bruises
I might have my eyes stitched closed, but I can still see you losing
I HATE YOU, you were just a failed mistake
A fat plumber fighting me? Ha, just gimme a break!

MARIO:
You actually think it’s okay to send some furry abortion out to fight me?
You’ve stooped too low this time, Sonic.EXE
Unlike you, I don’t need a team to ensure defeat
A second game over, a second time you’ve been beat

Sonic.exe:
There was no hope for you to win in the first place
You can’t run away from me, I win every single race
Sonic.exe has won this game, it was great for you to play with me
I wanna have more fun, ready for round 3?

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

MARIO vs Sonic.exe 2. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 16.

Frenzy as King Tut
Froggy as Yugi/VGRB as Yami

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
KING TUT
VS
YUGI MUTO
BEGIN

King Tut:
Flow like the Nile, disses hot like the land that I rule
Gonna leave this grandaddy's boy royally schooled
Bust your nose like the Sphinx, King Tut brings the thunder
No Magician can save you boy, I'm the eighth world wonder!
I will diss a mindless kid from ’96 in hieroglyphs!
He’ll find that my design’s divine, I’m twice as big as Cairo is!
The golden-aged boy king from the ancient era's
‘bout to go Apophis on this gothic Goku in mascara.

Yugi Muto:
Tutan, Khamun (come on)! if you really want to duel,
i’ll activate my trap card under your bejeweled stool!
My friends give me strength, believe in the heart of the cards
A mummy broken as you isn’t worthy of my graveyard

King Tut:
I’ll banish your little deck up your anime anus!
My legacy is ageless, while you became Nameless!
Your franchise is founded on myself, Ra and Isis
Now D-D-D-Disappear with your silly identity crisis

Yugi:
YU-GI-OHHHHHH

Yami:
Of all your tall tales there’s one thing I trust:
your discovery proved that you’re nothing but a ‘bust'!
It's time to duel! I'm the king of Games
and your the off-spring of an incestuous tomb-raid!
You claim that you reign, but now I’ve been summoned,
and I'll leave you puzzled for millenniums coming!
Your life points are low, you're getting overwhelmed
You just was Yu-Gi-Owned, and sent to the Shadow Realm

King Tut vs Yugi Muto

Finn - Vincent
Flapjack - Zack
Steven Universe -Roland
Charlie Brown - Fel

Finn:
Burning you like a FlapJack, you can’t handle a real adventure
Its pretty clear you’re the annoying wimp, and I’m the saviour 
Your show went off the air in season 3, cause you’re completely bland!
You're shows a clear ripoff, right down to the candy island  
I got the fiercest fighting skills, teaming with my pal Jake
Just like your name, you and Mr Knuckles are about to get baked
Not even Charlie Brown is frowned upon as much as this lump
Living in a whale? you’re poor and friends with a homeless bump
Auto tune: (ILL ADD THE AUTO TUNE)
I’ll chop you in half with my sword, mess with your mind like the Lich
You’re a misadventured idiot, I’ll leave you with more than a stitch 
I got Flame to take down Ice king, and now you’re next 
Finn:
You’re shows a boring rehash, that's mathematically correct 

FlapJack:
Beating some kid from the land of ooo? this won’t be a chore
What are you gonna do? tickle me with you're grass sword (chuckle)
I’ll cut your disses up like hair, you can call me Mr Barber 
Travel across the sea all the time while you’re still afraid of the water 
Auto tune my ass! Nobody can stand that annoying sound
You’ve got so many voice actors, you should be called Charlie Brown
Don’t even know 2 plus 2? you’re nothing but a brainless hog
Got abandoned in the forest, now you're best friend is a dog 
You're dad never wanted to see you, you have nothing left
By now even your fans agree, your fame is heading Wesssst
Acting all brave and tough, but you’re more girly than Fiona
Just like you're right arm, you’re harmless as a dead flower

Steven’s Universe:
This is my universe remember so I make the rules
Finn and Flapjack are just embarrassments, nothing but tools
Cream you more than Cookie Kat, just look at my name 
Scoring in this space race, you can’t catch up to my fame
I got the gem power to flow and kick all of your sacks
My victory is even bigger than my burger backpack!
Call me Serious Steven cause this is gonna get nasty
You’re worse than Charlie Brown, no way you’ll get past me

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/43/genres/club-beats/southern-dudes

Charlie Brown:
Good Grief, you freaks are gonna get schooled  
Im a great big pumpkin here to kick you like a football 
I’m a halloween machine stomping on you lil’ folks 
Here comes good ol’ Charlie Brown to stand upon you jokes 
You gotta dream big if you wanna catch up to me
Nobody can beat me, you’re all lazier than snoopy 
Spitting peppermint flows that’ll run even faster 
Call me the master now as I squish this fat bastard
Finn, keep bending your arms buddy or should I say dude
FlapJack, crack your back, you’re named after a food 
Finally I’ll get my win, this time I won't suffer 
Fly you like a kite because you’re all gosh darn fu-

Finn:
What the glob! We’re just kids! Stop right there

FlapJack:
You’ve got less chances of winning than you have hair 

Finn:
You’ll get tripped up, no one will help you up again

Steven:
Fat? Yet you’re the one who belongs in a pig-pen

Finn the Human vs Flapjack. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

Fel as Charlie Brown
Froggy as Doug Funnie

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CHARLIE BROWN!
VERSUS!
DOUG FUNNIE!
BEGIN!

Charlie Brown:
It’s Charlie Brown, prepare to get stomped on by the Great Big Pimp-king
Go back to writing in your diary, about how you’re not gonna win
Eat your dog up like a Porkchop, your whole show is just a flop
In spitting disses, I’m on top, ‘cause my rhymes are harder than Halloween rocks
I’ll crunch you like peanuts, so you’ll just simply slip and fall
I’ll kick you out of this battle, as if you were a football
I got a blanket full of disses just to defeat ya
Just admit it, you’ll never get Patti to lick your Skeeter

Doug Funnie:
Looks like it’s a job for the one and only, Quailman!
Go back to your blanket, because you’re nothing but bland
I got friends by my side all the time! You got an overrated canine!
Grow up Charlie Brown! Because like your sister, you always whine
Bang ya like a Neematoad, so prepare to get lyrically crushed
Only girl you want was a spoiled brat who abuses you too much
I’m gonna smash you, ‘cause I’m Smash Adams, the ultimate secret agent
Hell, without The Simpsons, you wouldn’t even be famous

Charlie Brown:
You were rapping? All I heard was horns and trumpet noises, that’s crude
If the color scheme wasn’t enough, what’s up with everyone being named after food?
I have a movie up my sleeve, yours just piss off Nostalgic Critics 
Good Grief, not even Sally is as annoying as the rhymes that you’re spitting
I’m a good man, Charlie Brown, by the end of this battle, you’ll be having a frown
I’m the ultimate champion, I deserve a crown, you’re not funny, Funnie, you’re going down!
I’m popular, all over the nation, your show is just a 90’s failed creation
My show’s the pinnacle of animation! You’ve lost this battle, congratulations!

Doug Funnie:
Even if I sound like trumpet noises, you will still be in for a loss
People hate you so much, that on Halloween, you only got rocks
Feel that irony, when you’re calling me a monstrous devastation;  
You’re filled with terrible voice actors, cheap jokes and LAZY ANIMATION!
Shut up Charlie Brown, or I’ll insert my foot into your Peanuts
Then I’ll cook you up like a Charlie brown-ie, you’re out of luck
Why the heck do you even bother? When you can’t rap for shit
So go back to comic strips, because it’s clear who won this

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATT- (trips) (good grief) OF CARTOONS!


Charlie Brown vs Doug Funnie. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 43.

SPECAIL THANKS TO METAL AND DAVE FOR WRITTING THIS AND PLAYING CHEIF AND CLEVELAND! :D

Chef:
Hello there Children, todays course is Cleveland stew
Just like my food, my victory will be easy to do
Shoot you up like Stewie and fry you up like my chicken
I think you aren’t ready for a verbal ass kicking
I'll make love to your woman, lay her down by the fire
All you are is mustached annoying voiced retarded liar!
Now children, watch as I beat Cleveland and his fruity club
So let the Chef cook up rhymes at this family guy rip off

Cleveland:
Ha ha it’s the zombie who’s obsessed with kids willys
Children licking your chocolate salty balls? Oh that’s nasty
Call me the chocolate River cause I got the most flow
Just stick to cooking and Jazz since your rhyme scheme blows
You knocked up a hermaphrodite, that’s desperate Jerome
Make me a sandwich bitch can’t top my Deli and zone
You’ll be the one screaming no no no when I dish out the burning
But this time yo black ass will not be returning 

Chef :
With my set of rhymes i’ll set this bitch on fire
No wonder your wife cheated on your ass with Quagmire
You have lost against me and theres no salvation
I just ended the clevelands like your shows cancellation

Cleveland:
You won't be getting any Chef Aid so you better say your bidding
You're family's so damn poor, can't even spare three fifty
and so I've found a place, where everyone will know and see,
The Cleveland massacre has shed more blood than your death scene




Chef vs Cleveland. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

Nightwing - Justin Buckner
The Winter Soldier - Woodenhornets

LYRICS:

Nightwing (0:14):
Fighting crime in the midst of night, you won’t stand in my way
You’re an example of a soldier whom I will not obey
After I proceed to break the silence with this lyrical mass
you’ll find that your super strength will not protect your ass!
I won’t put up with your crap, to me you’re nothing but a coward
Unless having a bionic arm is now a super power
Get caught on another plane, escort you from this fight!
You don’t think you should fear me? I was trained by the Dark Knight!
Hiding in the shadows I strike when you least expect me!
Hand it to the kid commando’s, you really don’t look too hefty
So come on Bucky boy, let’s do some hand to hand!
Set down your little guns and you can face me like a man!

Winter Soldier (0:54):
Is this some kind of joke? Did you just crawl out of Arkham
Cause you must be insane if you think you’ll cause any problems
When the Winter Soldier steps up there is nothing you can do
Take position, aim and shoot! Conquer you like World War Two!
-pause-
(1:11)
I’ve taken down some evil men, done things that you can’t understand
Watched some assholes stomp my land, came out living with just one hand
That didn’t stop me, I’ll watch you cower, call me Energizer cause I got the power
Put your name down in history as the little bitch who had to retreat
Step on you with my combat boots, too late now, no chance for a truce
Your fighting style, I’m not a fan, You’re a lackey to a bat, now who’s the man?
I’ll break right through your crap defence, shots’ve been fired, get in the trench
Defeating night with a bit of light, you can hurry away and leave my sight

Nightwing (1:39):
Are you gonna betray this battle like Steve, and try to kill me?
You’re a villain Bucky, just forget those military duties
You’re not only good, I know, I hear those words you’re bluffin’
In the water lay your body, found by some psycho russians
Whatever, you squeeze, you think you’re cooler than the Tundra?
Well you can get down on your knees and Hail MY frickin’ Hydra!
Did jealousy fill your brain? Just keep practicing your stretching!
Maybe you’ll catch up with Cap and see that Winter is now ending

Winter Soldier (2:06):
I know you’d really enjoy that, Mister 50-Shades-of-Grayson!
And you’ll find that in the army, sometimes rules need breakin’
I’m super-human fucker and I won’t put up with this!
Acting all in charge because you used to lead some kids?
Gee Williker’s, it’s time to get yet another identity
I may have caused injustice, but here you’re the enemy 
A final assault will have your ass looking lifeless
‘cause I’m about to render this dark birdy flightless


Nightwing VS The Winter Soldier - Epic Rap Battles of Comic Books #10

Game Mechanics as SCP-087
Justin Buckner as This Man

Josh as SCP-087
Matthew as This Man

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
SCP-087!
VERSUS!
THIS MAN!
BEGIN!

SCP-087:
Look into my blank eyes, it’ll give you a true scare
that’s more scary than an ugly man’s face, I’m aware
I’ll take you down stairs, and show you what I’m all about
‘Cause my victory is as big as your giant eyebrows
I might have no eyesight, but I can see your defeat
I’ll take down these lights, prepare to be beaten by me
Go back to being Santa Claus, I’ll just be sitting down here
This SCP MC will make this man shed a tear

This Man:
Ever dream of me? ‘cause this is gonna be a scary time
This Man will make this SCP be glad that he’s blind
More than 2000 people are dreaming about me, you’re not even creepy
I’ll take you to a deserted mall, if you really wanna mess with me
I know you’ve seen this man, but have you seen yourself?
You’re only seen on stairs, while I make every dream hell
Stop hiding down the basement stairs, you’re looking like a fool
I’m a school teacher, so I can say that you just got schooled!

SCP-087:
There is more evidence of me than you, so don’t even try
These eyes will fright this guy that fears night times
I’ll ‘cause a scene on this pedophile, looking over people sleep
Get down here now, you’ll be hearing a child scream!

This Man:
I got pictures around the world, you can check all the nations
How can you beat me when you’re only found in a foundation
Been in the game since 2006, I’m a huge part of history
Your endpoint is mysterious? Don’t worry, I’ll solve this mystery

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

This Man vs SCP-087. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 20.

Detective with OCD Adrian Monk battles 8-Bit Lawyer Phoenix Wright!

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!
PHOENIX WRIGHT!
VERSUS!
ADRIAN MONK!
BEGIN!

Adrian Monk
Here's the thing; I'm all set to kick this sorry man's rear
I've solved over a hundred cases since I started my career
You yell everything, you should've been fired on the spot
Unless I'm wrong about all this; which, you know, I'm not
Your messy porcupine hair could poke out someone's eye
Just stay in your little office; it's a jungle outside
When it comes to lawyers, Garrett Price was far more effective
Here's what happened, Mr. Wright; you crossed the wrong detective

Phoenix Wright
HOLD IT! Your statement is clearly faulty, Monk
Your show stunk; I bring justice for all to leave you sunk
You can't handle smudges on the wall or any number other than ten
Meanwhile, I got a crossover with Professor Layton
Solved fifteen-year-old cases, beat undefeated prosecutors
With only two or three days to investigate these murders
In this battle, I've clearly got an Edgeworth the victory
Go ahead, give me your testimony, however contradictory!

Adrian Monk
Here's what happened – I mean, here's what REALLY happened
You came after me, Nick, thinking you could beat me at rapping
But you forgot about a crucial piece of evidence
That crossover isn’t released in North America, when announced back in 2010
You made your debut on the DS; a piece of BS
My show was on ABC and ran for eight whole seasons
You were disbarred from practicing law because of a forged letter
Yet my job continues, so give up now; you'll thank me later

Phoenix Wright
OBJECTION! Witness, there is a clear contradiction in your testimony!
It's time for Turnabout Asswhoop for this piece of lonely
Trash; yes, the very same trash you're afraid to touch
I'll press the witness now, feel the adrenaline rush
ABC? The only letters you know are OCD
And I'll bet Dr. Kroger died because he couldn't handle giving you therapy
I'll blow you up like Trudy; clean you up, you're so filthy
The judge declares your rhymes OVERRULED and finds you GUILTY!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!

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