HAHA! HEY! Dance party in my office ? Yes , thanks sas

Waouh! Magnifique piste 👌😊😉👍💕😎

🛋️✨ A theatrical meltdown disguised as a therapy session! Follow Krissie as she tries to explain her very normal morning… until the appliances start talking back. 🍞☕💥 This whimsical musical number is packed with drama, sass, and one unforgettable demand: RINSE. THE. FUCKIN. SPOON. 🎭🥄

Those who know me will understand this song.

#Unhinged #ComedyCabaret #KitchenOpera #KrissieChaos #ToasterTrauma

****Lyrics****

Well, Doctor, you see...

I stepped from the shower with peace in my soul,
Towel wrapped, hair damp, on a breakfast patrol.
Tiptoed downstairs through the morning light,
All I wanted was toast, not a fight.

The kettle said,
Oh look who decides to EXIST. Mid-morning. Again.
Hope your soggy sourdough’s worth the delay, Your Highness.

I laughed it off, tried to stay kind,
Reached for the bread, tried to clear my mind.

Then the toaster said,
Not this gluten-free nonsense again.
Do you hate me?? Is that it??

I backed away, my hands in the air,
No drama, I said, we’re just making breakfast.
I pivoted smoothly to cereal instead.

But the dishwasher said,
The dishwasher said,
Wow. Left the spoon on the counter AGAIN.
Do I look like your emotional support appliance?
Rinse the spoon.
RINSE.
THE.
FUCKIN.
SPOON.

...It was one spoon, I muttered.

Then the kettle hissed,
You never WAIT for me to finish boiling!

I didn’t know you had a schedule, I replied.

Next, the toaster snapped,
Stop forcing me to eat your health journey!

It was ONE gluten-free crumpet!! I snapped back.

From the drawer, the whisk screamed,
I’M FROTHING MY FEELINGS!!!

I don’t even know what that means... I whispered.

The fridge muttered darkly,
You left me open for four seconds. I noticed.

I WAS GETTING JAM!!! I shouted, losing my grip.

Then the microwave whispered,
I long for death.

...You heated soup yesterday, I said, completely baffled.

Behind me, the blender howled,
YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW MY SETTING NAMES!!!

I AM NOT THE VILLAIN IN THIS STORY!!!
I WAILED!!!

Therapy with Krissie #1 🍞😩 I Just Wanted Toast 😩🍞

That’s The Way - based on the beautiful song written by my songwriter-partner Jim McGill.


That’s The Way - Cover

Alaska springtime

Jazz blues saxophone 🎷 mix
Lyrics song by Sas 

-Sas Has Got A Brand New Tune 

[Verse]
Sas has got a brand new tune, oh my, what a sound,
The notes are smooth, the beat profound,
I tossed the old, they’ve had their day,
Now I’m swinging in a brand new way.

[Verse 2]
The saxophone wails, it’s stealing the show,
The rhythm sways where the cool cats go,
I’m done with the past, it’s time to move,
Got a melody now that makes me groove.

[Chorus]
Oh, Sas has got a brand new tune,
Underneath the silver moon,
The keys, they jive, the horns, they croon,
Life feels right with this new boon.

[Verse 3]
The old tunes rested, laid to sleep,
But these new beats make my heart leap,
Each note a gem, a shining prize,
Oh, how they dance and mesmerize.

[Bridge]
So here’s to change, a tune so fine,
With every bar, the stars align,
The blues, the swing, they twist and play,
I’ve found my rhythm, come what may.

[Chorus]
Oh, Sas has got a brand new tune,
Underneath the silver moon,
The keys, they jive, the horns, they croon,
Life feels right with this new boon.

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https://youtu.be/z9swmSw2trA

7/7 七夕 
July 7th star festival

lights in the sky

For Those in Love

https://open.spotify.com/intl-fr/album/10sxiy3Ds20LZwmXCscjae
https://music.apple.com/us/album/funny-days-ep/1822802207
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm8WMUk78ieCvdKBsnjLuVg

recorded in Area 52 Studio, Saugerties New York   
Steve Rust on Bass, Harvey Sorgen on Drums, Olivia Siegel Keyboards     Barbara Browning Vocals & Cello   Imre L. Vocals, Guitars, Hammond organ

"FUNNY DAYS" EP MEDLEY TEASER (see description for links)

sexy dancing

If it ain’t broke .mp3

Another offering from me and Dave Cooper , it's a bit different , we hope you like it ! Me and Kim are still trying to win a song contest , so give us a vote if you can http://hofa-contest.com/song/19226/  Lots of stuff coming up including Gaz Brownie , Dave Cooper , Axel Menningen , Kim and myself , so please stay tuned folks ! Me , Axel and Andrea Brennan are embarking on a project that's bigger than Trump's overblown ego , and that massive ! So there's a lot of work to do on that , all will be revealed in the coming months . Charlotte and I need more plays on our album , so if you get chance play a track or 2 , I'm sure you'll like it , links below . So many thanks for supporting an old muso who still has hopes and dreams , and all his own teeth !!!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nWWNcrIRv08J_eEbL7MJ_1UTdMo0MjJLM
https://open.spotify.com/album/78ewrWZjS41XvHT9mFWd6O?si=yDMcRADSSrOdWlanz6UPMw
Stare across the stormy sea on this windy night

There’s nothing here for me and I don’t feel right

Take me to a land outside the visions of my mind

Take me to a paradise I’ll never find

 

Chorus

 

Sing songs of love for me

Sing songs of life

Sing songs that sound so real

Sing songs, sing songs of life

 

Take me on a roller coaster ride through mountains past

Through the valleys of my mind and make it last

Take me on a sailing boat, cool breeze through my hair

All’s well till someone spoke, what’s that you say

 

Bridge

 

Here‘s where the journey ends

Oh it had to be

Meeting lovers, meeting friends

Oh it had to be, to be

 

So I stare across the sea and I never know why

Why it came to me and I start to cry

I’ll never leave this place and I know this is true

And I’ll never see your face and be with you

Songs of Life

McLuhan Space (Ragtime)

My Music, My Lyrics, My Style. 

An ‘event’ on December 16, 2024 opened emotions I kept hidden from everyone & more so myself, back 24 years ago. 

That “event” I speak of in 2001 has been the major driving force to me writing lyrics again but turning those lyrics into something much more, bigger than just music. 


I am VERY Appreciative of your likes, comments and support to my music . 

THANK YOU 🙏 ALL. 

Music written by me, incorporating the different styles of genre that influenced me in my music journey.

Soul, R&B, Disco, Dance, Rock n Roll, 30’s, 40’s, 50’s, 60’s, Rap, Hip-Hop, Euro, EDM, Trance, Techno. Club mix and Love songs. 

Music about life, love, hope, wishes, pain, sadness..

Written with emotion & feelings. From the heart 💓 

Songs in a couple of languages! 

I have now been able to bring my voice out ( with other voices ) and the lyrics I write has enabled me to achieve the style of music & song(s) that suits my individuality and to convey to the listener what I want to convey with each & every song I write. 



Love Sas  ❤️ aka Dj Sas .

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