Originally planned to be a Twosday audio, the world famous Super Smash Brothers Ultimate game goes up against one of its like/inspired games: Nickelodeon All Star Brawl in a(bonus)rap battle!

Vote for who won: https://forms.gle/aKHHx4VKB1ZZE3uUA

Credits(this will NOT get a video unfortunately):
Cherry-Jacobrl99 as All Star Brawl
Javi Kami as Smash Ultimate 
Written(in like hours) by NateURB
Additional writing help by TheDangerStranger
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Cover art by JK03
Beat by Anywaywell

Ok I kinda lied about the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G43xwlKz-VQ

Lyrics:
NASB(V1-0:12)
They always say the student surpasses the master
But I’m the master hero killing off this disaster
I don’t need a lot of time to get this bit over with
So when I’m done with this you’ll see I’m the true Ultimate
Quickplay? It takes forever with the internet in your players' hands 
They would rather rant on twitter than pay a few bucks for LAN
This All-Star leaving you shut down like I was your beta Plant 
The only patch you need to work on is with you and your fans(yeesh!)
I’m bringing the Fire, while you’re obsessed with the Emblem
People hated you for bringing Byleth and were raged, but then some
Player comes along and plays them to ruin the fun for everyone
But of course you do nothing because you’re stuck in hitstun 
Any chance of your people getting bitches won’t see the Light 
They’re all such tryhards, no wonder your roster went past 69
I just turned Smash into a Spirit, so with this I’m done 
And like all your canceled players, you’re not coming back from this one

SSBU(V1-0:58)
I am so sorry, but I forgot you existed
I couldn’t hear you over all the fame and wealth that I’m getting
Tried to compete with me at Mainstage, but the view count still favors me 
So can someone explain why people call this a rivalry, please?
You’re one to talk about speed with how slow your loading screen is
I mean a full match of me could end before your game begins
Been crushing it ever since we shipped out the first letter 
You ripped off my previous title but mine was still fucking better!
Compared to me you’re as useless and small as a mii, though
You wouldn’t be any more relevant or better as an amiibo
Nobody wants to play a game that could end in a few seconds
Loading screen’s full of slime ‘cause you’re just sloppy seconds
I’ve got you in disadvantage and now I’m putting you to rest 
Since you never got off the ground anyway, that’s a 0 to Death
The announcer called “game” so it’s time for my victory screen
But this isn’t the first time that you got overshadowed by me

Smash Ultimate vs. All Star Brawl- Extra Universe Battle! (ft. Javi Kami and Cherry-Jacobrl99)

v3 Haley London & tukiesquadmusic_1.m4a

Slenderman vs oh il nam

Cast
JustGamer as Oh Il-Nam
BDGR as Slenderman

Crew
Written by acexperts
Writing help from king ducky
Art by box_soldier22, and clarence the duck
Beat by king ef
Mixed by box_soldier22
Thumbnail by box_soldier22


Lyrics
Oh il nam (0:13)
My name is Oh Il Nam, how do you do?
I'm here to talk to you, to make you lose
Honestly im even surprised you showed up
Your the only creepypasta to not blow up
We can hear your children whining 
Makes sense a tree monster is pining 
Lets play a kiddie game of hide and seek
But this pedo can't find me (eww)
You lost tug of war with my guard, mate
On who appeal more to kids in a hard game
the internet takes pastas and milks them
But at least i dont murder children

Slenderman (0:41)
It seems an old man has died, if that was his verse
Appealing to teens? And I thought I was the worst
Anyways, who are you? I left your moments skipped
When your greatest task was to not break your hip
Now you betray your friend then he watched you die
That was the greatest betrayal since you graced people's eyes 
When I control someone, i go the extra mile
While with your puppet? When you died he nearly smiled
Got a 3 piece suit when i am rocking the fame
This urban legend been around for a decade
This crap show has been decayed
Got nothing on how much i get paid
jigsaw has changed his outfit and name
I get more pricks daily than in your squid games

Oh il nam (1:22)
Is that seriously how you want to talk to me
This incredible show against your movie
The style is tired, rippin’ off myers
So go and hide in a kiddies campfire
It sucks, and the only one who knows it is you
My show gave soeng wan, now you gave it too
My show is the pinnacle of home cinema, your gimmicks have gotten boring 
I don't need to be critical, your movies critics did that for me
This Squids game is just shooting ink stains, I'd rather die than see your ships, gay
don't click on vids made by manchildren creating clickbait (clickbait)

Slenderman (1:50)
(it's easy) to see that your the mastermind of squid game 
(You lost) your fucking marbles when creating this game
(cant see me) your chances? Like my arms: slim
(film flopped) yes but not as much as your skin
You must be confused again if you think you’ve won
1 bill, my box office destroys your amount of wan
Give your “And Then They Were None” ripoff and yourself a rest
Because overall you will never escape my forest

Oh Il Nam (Squid Game) Vs Slenderman (ft. Just gamer and BDGR)

BUY/STREAM: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/zagranis/who-the-fuck-am-i-feat-freshy-kanal--snakebite126
We're back to the anger baby! This was written a while ago about a friend who fucked me and my other friends over, here's what happened, and I brought a couple friends for the ride...

(Chorus) (Snakebite126)
WHO THE FUCK AM I?
Stuck between two sides of the coin
My thoughts are just endless noise
Will never join, all of your asshole friends
Don’t ever fucking talk to me again
WHO THE FUCK AM I?
Fighting with the demon inside
Talk shit behind my back when all I did was provide
I was your guide, but you went off the trail
I’m not about to let these demons prevail, bitch

(Verse 1)
Fuck you, have you realized what you’ve done to me
You’ve made me nothing but a shell of what I used to be
You don’t see, how you affect others around you
You only saw me as a void to complain to 
Slip in my DMs, spouting nothing but bullshit
For a whole year I said I’d take a bullet
I had a soul before I met you and you stole it
I can’t believe that I believed you for a moment
Wanna flip the coin? See which side goes up?
Heads or tails, you wanna test your luck?
Don’t give a fuck, heads I win tails you die
I’m losing my mind

(Chorus) (Snakebite126)
WHO THE FUCK AM I?
Stuck between two sides of the coin
My thoughts are just endless noise
Will never join, all of your asshole friends
Don’t ever fucking talk to me again
WHO THE FUCK AM I?
Fighting with the demon inside
Talk shit behind my back when all I did was provide
I was your guide, but you went off the trail
I’m not about to let these demons prevail, bitch

(Verse 2) (Freshy Kanal)
I don't play mind games cuz I don't like snakes
I keep it real with everybody who's in my lane
If you want my take to what your signs say
Then chill your base or imma mute you like a sidechain
I'm kinda feeling like a riot, let the peace fade
You never looked into my eyes like a deepfake
You ran in circles till your fights turned to freeze frames
But I can't keep this heart alive when it decayed
Bold move 
Supervising every person like control rooms
Yea, you're helpless but is that really the whole truth
At this point I don’t even know if I know you
I don’t put my effort into people that I don’t even trust
It's kinda hard to fuck me over when I don't give a fuck
I just don't fake my integrity but I hope you had fun
And you can face it with your demons cuz I’m ghostin your stunts

(Chorus) (Snakebite126)
WHO THE FUCK AM I?
Stuck between two sides of the coin
My thoughts are just endless noise
Will never join, all of your asshole friends
Don’t ever fucking talk to me again
WHO THE FUCK AM I?
Fighting with the demon inside
Talk shit behind my back when all I did was provide
I was your guide, but you went off the trail
I’m not about to let these demons prevail, bitch

Produced by PANDEMXNIUM: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2y-oV0YDYPIS-HrgcNkWkg
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal: https://www.youtube.com/c/FreshyKanal
Snakebite126: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjK59w9Njzmxp8jjQExU81w

Who The Fuck Am I? (Feat. Freshy Kanal and Snakebite126) (Prod. PANDEMXNIUM)

Snakebite126 as Trollface
MetalfireVA as Rick Astley
Written by:M&Mattie, JesseBox, WDRB, and the guy
Mixed by: Trakked 
Beat by: Audio Network

Rick Astley:
The most iconic roll since barrels making bread with NFTs
While the words your trolls sample start with N, F, and T
You started as a funny trend, to minecraft traps between friends
To a monsterous entity killing children across the net
I'm a real musical artist, you cause chris chan memes years late
You’re not an mc, You're an ms...pain 
It's a nightmare to see, best wake up from your dream.
Like how the hell did they make a Neo Nazi from a meme?
I’m still raking in bucks, but with those weak ass lines bruh?
You’re a bigger stranger to love than the redditors behind ya
Leave a rage face enraged, when he gets replaced 
By the lame yet insane wojak face craze 

Troll Face:
Heh. This dickface really thinks he’s top tier 
Bitch you’ve remained a noname for 41 years
And even then you’ve made yourself a career
Out of the one song that we made the web's biggest fear!(LOL)
Even before my statue, was always known to break the mold
Got an army of vicious trolls, like your songs, you’re shit and old
And not to be mean but, but well your chances with Lisa
Posting your meme stuff the only time you’d link up
You’re a washed up old man who spits nothing of merit 
If I covered myself in oil I wouldn’t be as greasy as your hair is
Fuck off Im the winner! your lines are weak and filler 
Fell to Disney and got sold, just so this train-Wreck can roll?

Rick Astley:
Best pack off with those boring bits cause that performance’s shit
All your redditors looking like they’d have that fedora drip
I’ve been popping since the 80s and still making some static
But let's be real, you turn "problem?" into problematic
I went from memes, to an icon of the industry with my rapping
You went from memes, to shitposting, incredibly uncanny! 
Best Shut Up and Dance, you fucking glorified crack dealer
Spreading hatred so see through, like some type of Black Mirror
You’re straight insane with the bait and the racist hate, mate
And you’re calling my songs lame? You got remixed into Friday! (ay!) 
Your fans hacking with illegal schemes, I'm the Larry King of memes!
Any chance you had of beating me has now gone to fecal means

Troll Face:
L Bozo + Ratio +  Who Asked your ass(cope!)
+ You fell off harder than the stock market crashed! (Rekt!)
Replaced by gnomes and bugs! Not threatening in the least!
Cause nobody wants your CDs, but everyone wants to see deez!
People look at me with joy instead of your links, Astley
Fucked so many days, they should call you Dick Assley
Amount of memes I got is a variety so vast 
You played one song and lost all the fans you amassed
Astley’s getting his ass slashed up tearing through his dad bod
‘Cause with how you Sing-a-poor song, not the first time the bri’ish has lost
I got you feeling Bloo, No chance you’re winning this
Thanksgiving Day 2008, the Macy’s Parade Incident (LOOL)

Trollface vs Rick Astley-Rap Fight!

Video Release => https://youtu.be/cWihbHRDHOk 

King Can Prod as Xurkitree
Swoldow as Ennard
JesseBoxVO as Circus Baby
Snakebite126 as ???

Prod. by Ihaksi
Mixed by King Can Prod
Coverart by SPM1000

Xurkitree (0:15)
Why don’t you save your breath if you intend to play pretend
I wouldn’t take the chance or you’ll submerge in flames again
You’ll need a change of plans if you wanna beat Xurkitree
But fake endings are all I’ll get from wannabe irky beasts
You just kept lurking deep like nerdy geeks unearthing leads
‘Cuz you preferred to sneak from third degree, with urgency
Observe this certain breed that’s preserving its circuit streak
All so his perky team could hurry flee the circus scene?
When I start sparks, this hybrid’s a goner - when you got bossed, you diced up the roster,
Giving rise to a monster in the same recycled model
So now you’re left ineffective, time I wreck this Eggs Benedict
Who’s relentlessly neglected like Immortal and The Restless

Circus Baby (0:54)
I don’t recognize you, you must be new
To both the facility and duelling in a feud
You blew it like your fuse since you could barely shock me   
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of room left for you in

Ennard (1:06)
EVERY BODY!
It’s far from the end of us, not looking for vengeance but
It’s quite obvious chances are that you stepped up ‘gainst Mandela
So just kindly surrender once I’m leaving you dropped like enema
You’re not any better ‘cuz this powered plant’s more frail than Tangela
Reducing you to bits like I was Type: Null
Won’t waste time, I’ll end the survival of one who’s more hollow than mild souls 
You’re empty like, ”do you even have any vitals?”
You went from sweeping through teams easily with Beast Boost
Now banned from UnderUsed?

Circus Baby (1:31)
You don’t know what we’ve been through

Xurkitree (1:33)
That shabby verse can’t excuse the countless tricks played
From one who’s more broken up than the tales depicting the StitchWraith
‘Cuz these days you're hauled off, rotting away in that old box 
I’ll leave you diss-couraged when I’m hitting this beat like controlled shocks
Your dismantled crew abandoned you, mangled tools meant to scare the youth 
It’s apparent too that I’m used to beating clowns lacking a head or two
Leave a raw design locked up tight in the bottom hive of Cawthon’s mind
So ditch this occasion like Sister Location, and drop the Mike

Ennard (1:58)
Why didn’t you trust me? Don’t you believe me?
I guess it’s true that looks have always been deceiving
There’s no room for improvement, this inflated tubeman is useless
So I like to see you try to make a move when you’re scooped in
How could you claim that this would come down to the wire?
Seeing Tail Glow couldn’t help make anything sound any brighter
So with the end drawing near, it’s time I pull your plug
To put an end to you for good

Circus Baby (2:22)
Just don’t hold it against us

Xurkitree vs Ennard. P/A Rap Battle!

Written by ME!!!
CheeseVA as Weirdcore
BirdJormungandr as Clowncore
Mixed by Rayyan
Beat by Call me Brian 

(0:14) Weirdcore:
Are you alone? Where are you in your house?
Come on. Let’s play a fun game of cat and mouse. 
Where you have to escape the place that you’re in.
It’lll be hard since your community can't escape Accusations.  
and I wouldn’t say touching kids is just clowning around.
because the police lights are the ones causing the Seizures now.
I don’t think it’s cool. Using autistic kids to get views
There’s not mushroom for people in society like you.

(0:41) Clowncore:
What the heck was that? Jokes are supposed to be funny!
Really buying tvs for hats? Complete waste of money. 
I just don’t get it. What’s so weird about some eyeballs.
You're meant to be creepy but it’s your rhymes that get my skin to crawl. 
But I don’t worry because I’m just a super fun guy! 
While you replaced the creepy stuff with some stupid fungi.
These fun rhymes Will knock this kid out because it’s bedtime!
But if you wanna act so silly, mate. Get in the back of line!

(1:08)Weirdcore:
Do you hear the knocking? Do you hear the knocking?
You’re not safe. It’s way too late to start running. 
Playing dress up. I think no head will make you look cute. 
Tricking kids in your community, now their social life is on mute.
You do this for coping, clearly you’re struggling. 
So many issues for one clown to be juggling. 
So I have a solution to help with what you’re feeling.
Grab some “silly” string and finally hang yourself from the ceiling. 

(1:36)Clowncore:
Woah. Woah. Woah. Hey I’m just trying to have a little fun! 
You’re being bad! I would tell your parents if you had some. 
Honestly.You’re only like this because no one likes you.
So how about you blow your brains out like a balloon! 
Hiding behind a computer like a freaking Reject.
You wouldn’t do any of these things off the internet! 
All I do is put a smile on the face of people that need it!
You do nothing with your life! So go to your room and cry bitch!

Weirdcore vs Clowncore [NUGGET RAP BATTLES] (TW: for metion of pedos and suicide]

Programa 04-1-2023

Prod. by: Anywaywell
Saxophone Solo by: Danii

LYRICS:

DANII, FIRST VERSE (0:17-1:13):
Stomp like a stampede, these ain’t lyrics from your grammy
Must be on some grams if you could can me, keep it short like Danii
Too many people are fans, see and they can't blow me away
I be sleepin' on they dreams to kill me, I don't keep awake
Only crime I've ever done was running from my problems
I cannot block 'em, everywhere I go I got em, but I got it to prevent from me fallin'
Shout out to everyone that didn't ho me because when it's the homies, I stay goin' all in
Disrespect my name like a substitute teacher, though, it's the shots that I'm callin'
Bounty of sixty zero zero zeroes, I'm they final wish
'cause I don't pity these old weirdo heroes who want me to die like this
I make these pussies sick, vaginitis, don't sling your gun to my likeness
See if you can fight this, I see the cap, Bullseye, 'cause I ain't tryna read your raps, yuh
It's a game of hide and seek while I'm counting my money
I can get cold so make like them noses and keep running
All I want is love and peace for the homies and honeys
That's the goal that I'mma pass til the day isn't sunny

MCGWIRE, CHORUS (1:13-1:41):
Slow down, you drive me crazy
Not been myself much lately
Say you tried
You didn’t really mean it
I can see it in your eyes
I see through your lies
Cut through the break neck madness
Look back to see who’s laughing
Say you tried
You didn’t really mean it
I can see it in your eyes
I see through your lies

DANII, SECOND VERSE (1:41-2:22):
Yeah, yeah, and the people just don’t listen
‘Cause it don’t cost an arm and leg to paint me as a villain
But it cost me an arm to get me back to where I was
And it’s gon’ cost a plant’s seed in yo girl if you don’t talk the millions
You dodgin’ a bullet if I’m humblin’ you, broom head always sweeps
Won’t make a mess if I don’t fuck witchu, nah, feds got y’all actin’ like sheep
Shit be like Toy Story, only say shit when I ain’t around
But I’ll be a dog because these bitches all just need a pound
Count Basie with the way I swing, how crazy I’mma have to be
Rounds maybe if they wanna sing, sounds easy but I just want peace
Cross it up, no Wolfwood, shit’s just facts like it’s some bible verses
My own words can make you hurt enough, so don’t be flyin’ dirt at me, bruh

MCGWIRE, CHORUS (2:22-2:36):
Cut through the break neck madness
Look back to see who’s laughing
Say you tried
You didn’t really mean it
I can see it in your eyes
I see through your lies

DANII, SAXOPHONE SOLO (2:36-3:04):


MCGWIRE, CHORUS (3:04-3:32):
Slow down, you drive me crazy
Not been myself much lately
Say you tried
You didn’t really mean it
I can see it in your eyes
I see through your lies
Cut through the break neck madness
Look back to see who’s laughing
Say you tried
You didn’t really mean it
I can see it in your eyes
I see through your lies

The Lies (feat. McGwire)

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