Some digs both at Elon being suspected of taking ketamine and the Iran B-2 Bomber Strike, and contemporary corporate HR behavior

Lyrics:

True growth comes from being comfortable with discomfort
Mockery is just the universe's way of keeping our ego in check
Their probing had pinpointed my encumbrance
And had me by the neck
ahh ahh ahh ahh

Men are freest when they are most unconscious of freedom 
And fly no colors at all
Their shout is a rattling of chains, always was
When back against the wall


With trepidity i turned the pages
What he'd said was not for the meek
The best way to cure your nostalgia for the middle ages
Is to shit outside for a week 


They had winkled out my side vocation
Through the free market
In a form of distributed computation
But i felt that i could still dart around 
Any verbal machicolations


HR had me in the fish bowl
Interrogation from dawn to dusk 
Imagine coming down from a k hole
And finding out you're Elon Musk


She started we're not here for manners
And since there's no time to waste
You look like someone who eats bananas
For the shape and not the taste

I retorted bananas betoken
The dietary methodology 
That cellular processing of glucose is broken 
From the onslaught of modern insults to biology

Despite the degree to which this perturbed
She regained her nerve and said very well
It says here you should be in hell
But since you were a backend developer
We will consider that time served

She thundered what I'd done
Was not a smart play
What had gone supercritical with her parishioners
Who ratted me out the other day
Was that I had openly wondered 
If i might not draw better pay as a political prisoner

She bothered to insert the word official
As i was tallying her counter-poises
When sifting through waffling interstitials
You have to listen for these itty bitty noises

She's quite the girl with which to hang
By any available means
I tried to pass her interrobang
Without spilling the beans
But for the unwary
Your mileage may vary
It's best just to keep up with your leafy greens

While extoling her masters' daring
She was wearing me down with her slow rolling 
Since i felt I still had some juice
With her pincer move prepended
I decided to bite first and extended
Low sensitivity control systems will always
Underperform and often produce the 
Opposite effect as intended 


When I got back to my desk
I felt that I'd drained concupiscence to the dregs
Mercifully this was interrupted by my neighbor
Who said
The lion does not concern himself with OSHA regs 


He said one thing from the service stuck with him
The B-2 pilots had a doggerel for when they fly
Real penetration has never been tried
Which doubled as a joke about Communism
And some lady's remembrance of THAT guy 

I had a sneaking admiration
For the ways of this little freak
And contributing to the mystique
Was the ribaldness of his technique


His bluster fell a little flat
I silently wondered if i can
Take lessons on being a man
From a dude who tucks his ears into his hat


He dipped another nacho
And tried to make it look macho
He said they used to call us squares
Then turned up the volume on Rio Bravo


I wondered at his game and thought
She tells her therapist about you
She tells her handlers about me
We are not the same 


The organization's career path
Was a little over sold
Accept the brand new label
And something under the table
And head for the pot of gold
And the ranks of the well-bred
And be led into the library of Babel
By the latent manifold

Real Penetration Has Never Been Tried / Interrobang

Hi - I write songs - here is a selection from over the years - thank you for taking the time to listen. More info on the links below. Thanks.

A therapeutic journey into a mix of jazz, classical, and a blend of types of electronica.  And a wry, gradual observation that promotion tends to only go as far as you push it.  At least I make my fellow musicians laugh a little.

I've been releasing short tracks lately
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contact : leiblumusic@gmail.com

Joel Pasee is an Acehnese ethnic singer, dedicated to preserving his musical traditions as an enduring testament to the power of culture, resilience, and the human spirit. As Aceh progresses, Joel Pasee remains committed to nurturing and advancing Acehnese traditional music, ensuring its sublime harmonies continue to captivate audiences both near and far.
"Acehnese ethnic music is a treasure trove of cultural richness."

Auteur, compositeur, interprète, je suis à la recherche d'un label ou d'un producteur, ainsi que d'un manager pour faire de la scène.
Author, composer, performer,  I am  looking for a  label, and a manager.

Scottish singer/lyricist. Love anything that makes me wanna dance and makes my heart ache. Have a listen, like and share please, thank you for your support ❤️

Hello :) Here is a collection of my tunes & artworks spanning the years in which I've been a long-time poet, more recently lyricist & soundational explorer. Why ask why with sound? No delusion has been prescribed to me which I cannot pour into a cup we can share then someone complains of bitterness yet we're satiated. Why not dismiss the diss, exist? I expect nothing but to keep on in my cellular rhythm, a singular song that takes many forms. ❣️🎼🏵

indie artist learning this music making thing
also on Spotify :)

Hey everyone i am Adro The Toxic Waste and i come from Sardinia (Italy) what about you??? ehehehe. I have been living in UK since 2013 and i am a guitarist based in Brighton and Hove, England. I started when i was 14, just a kid. Always been through music i use to play so many generes and styles such as black, death, thrash metal, hard rock, hardcore, metalcore. I have made my own music during these years self written, self produced and self recorded. Looking for collaboration with guitarist, bassist, drummers, keyboardists or whatever, open to any genres. Just hit me up ciao! Adro the Toxic Waste is currently a solo project because of lack of musician, i'll find someone in the future. Thanks for your attention, forever yours, Adro <3

Real Penetration Has Never Been Tried / Interrobang

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