The twenty-eighth logo-era album division. Ranges through the time of June 1, 2025 to July 1, 2025

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Věrьnъ / Vernu

"you know, American Jean Le Carre shit.  Steely Dan, but counter-intel."
Vaguely about a guy bouncing around with unique skills for weird niche gov't stuff getting interviewed by a fairly high up yet also obscure administrative-state lady he's decided is a creeper who just let some people go but is embroiled somewhere in the fight between Elon and Trump and the Epstein List not being released yet.

And in that way it's like another chapter after As The Say In England, Allahu Akbahr "it's nice to be in demand but the people i meet are wacko" kind of stuff.  Interesting grist for movie plots i suppose
And perhaps with Jump-Ball For Sodom And Gomorrah it's a loose trilogy? :)
N.B.: "misericord" here is in the archaic sense of a dagger like in dungeons & dragons

Lyrics: 

I heard there was a secret cord
You plug it in and you meet the Lord

From the black art of electricians
We turned to the follies of politicians
And we set our selves to seek within
But ended up scratching our gourds

She explained she was in a mire
Of having to replace a couple of DUI hires
I declined to inquire as to the reason to fire
Her previously shining direct reports

She queried my views on corporate vision
And my leadership style position
Was that my internal stance was rather patrician
I interjected after being asked my favorite vice
That the gap in my resume was 
When i was stepping in the same river twice


I'd won my rather politic argument
But she was butthurt that her rhetoric was outclassed
And then she came back and sassed
People are really pissed
That we don't have the list
It's all the evidence the government amassed
On the guy who was amassing evidence
On people in the government

It seemed these deficient people 
Couldn't afford
To survive this lady's misericord
For being insufficiently on board
So that was how it went

though my answer had to be no
and the interview was a miss
as i got up to go
it was plain as far as i could see
that they should tokenize her demonic energy
and distribute her on the chain as a service
and that conclusion was time well spent

It's A Big Club And You Ain't In It Part II

Something about the Fun in LA in 2025
warning: this is a work of fiction
the 'pallet of bricks thing' was debunked 5 yrs ago : my unreliable narrator is something of a wiener.  Take that how you will :)
Kind of like the warning at the start of 1955 Richard III with Olivier that he wasn't really a hunchback...etc
  Also the head of that store's probably the greatest cinnamon roll of a human and the gf's kid is a little demon that knocks inventory over...

Lyrics:

Community is mutually exchanged inconveniences
For the promise of magistrates' leniency

My double-major paramour was lading bread with jelly
On a shift at Canter's Deli
While we discussed the latest brigandage
And dropped some gems of knowledge

My devastating heartthrob said
That the greatest software efficiency steal
Is to hire a cheap intern whose whole job
Is to be a hater and keep it real

And stated with a leer
While discussing her change of career

That the difference between making a sandwich
And mooting relativistic magnetohydrodynamics
Is that one of the which carries
Significantly less risk
Of irreversible brain damage

My spiritual talent
Is making people i like angry at me

As we surveyed the city's commotion
She wondered why the populace
Gets into these fights
I said not to be a dick
But hit a beehive with a stick
And you will discover that 
Bees have a robust notion of property rights

When the mood of the NGO's gets really really shitty
They queue up the pallets of bricks randomly sitting round the city

For better or worse
A border is a line between personal investment
And the rest of the Universe

We later hit the Chef's paradise
For restauranting provender
As we were sauntering between the lavender and allspice
The owner's prompting wasn't very nice 
Please do keep your crotch fruit madam away from the merchandise 

The best exaction
We derived from this civic distraction
As we continued our drive
Was being able to say
It's a great beach day west of the 405

I'll Have A Coyotaje Knish And Hold The Mustard

Ballad of Midgaard's Finest Newbie, Edgar the Horrible!  Short version before it goes to the French Album Jam on Itch.IO

Ballad Of Edgar The Horrible (Abridged)

Submission to Impressions Mystery Jam #1 hosted by KaleOverlord for Itch.IO June 2025

Instrumental chronicling when Barozek was training with Krodar in Settlestone's Citadel area, before getting whisked away from Jord, later to return to Old Thalos.

The loop end-point is simply the end of the piece, it is intended to cleanly loop to the piece's start.

Barozek Trains Under Krodar Thunderhammer submission for Impressions Mystery Jam #1

Long-awaited remaster of We'll Let You Scream To The Void after more than a year.  Required significant timing edits and now sounds less hesitant.

We'll Let You Scream To The Void (Alpha Remaster)

Have my misgivings about this beta (which is how it got not-called-an-alpha) but maybe a new segment of people will like it better than the original.  Stranger things have happened.  The thing is the pitch bending was done by typing the semitones once i got the first segment done off the FA-08 then the last 4/5 was deleted from original except the outro.  so because it cycles +3 each it does come back to non-scratchy at the end (because its same-tone repeat) then outro was unaffected.  But sounds scratchy in the middle. (on PC speakers. a little better with earbuds thru an mp3 player).

Supremely Poised To Teach Me A Hard Lesson (Timing Beta)

A therapeutic journey into a mix of jazz, classical, and a blend of types of electronica.  And a wry, gradual observation that promotion tends to only go as far as you push it.  At least I make my fellow musicians laugh a little.

Supremely Poised To Teach Me A Hard Lesson (Timing Beta)

Doug Stoothoff